we BINGED EVERY Cars movie...

[@Wired4Life2]

_Cars:_ Athlete at the start of his prime _Cars 3:_ Athlete at the end of his prime _Cars 2:_ Craziest episode at the peak of his prime, albeit centering more on his best friend Ain’t nothing wrong with that, frankly.

[@YoungMrBlue]

I think you forgot all the spy gun violence in a G film

[@Gobygober-d5q]

😮

[@coffe_6969]

Cars 3 is the only sequel to cars

[@joshslater2426]

Why the hell would they call it Cars 3 then? Cars 2 arguably shows McQueen in the peak of his career; he’s so famous he even gets to race internationally. The spy plot is just an added bonus that adds a unique flavour to the film.

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

​@@YoungMrBluecars don't bleed

[@Pincapybara]

Lemons is an actual term referring to the lemon laws regarding cars. If a new car has needed to be serviced so many times within a period after it was bought meaning it has many issues it’s a “lemon”.

[@SimulatedGoat]

Suprised they didnt know it was an actual term.

[@The_Real_Prinzessin]

so in the movie its kind of like car abilism, bro i cant-

[@MalkeTFC]

Ok, so the reason of why McQueen didn't cross the finish line at the end isn't because of "winning doesn't matter", it's because he knew that if The King finished last (which would happen since Chick Hicks wasn't stopping and McQueen crossed the line), he'd lose his sponsorships and be forgotten like Doc was, so he sacrificed his win so The King wouldn't finish last place and be forgotten

[@BatmanFan76]

Life is a timestamps… 0:15 Cars 19:03 Cars 2 38:57 Cars 3 1:01:56 Planes

[@keystorm3646]

👍

[@Equalsundew]

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[@longpermaspike6738]

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[@jayman7249]

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[@londynweathers4005]

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[@benquadinaros6644]

And yet they didn't see the best one of the whole series: "Planes 2: Fire & Rescue" How disappointing

[@robalina2941]

I literally only liked that movie, I think, because Curtis Armstrong voiced one of the characters, and I was obsessed with Dan Vs as a kid.😭

[@sir_aizen]

That’s actually disappointing, damn

[@Once_isenough]

Womp womp ben

[@DemonzDay]

😂😂😂❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤❤q MM​@@robalina2941😅❤😅

[@ClicheProductions]

planes 2 makes planes 1 bite the curb

[@marquis911]

Now that you've wrapped up this and the Madagascar trilogy, I think the Night at the Museum trilogy should be next.

[@doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032]

YES YES YES YES YES

[@Man77772]

Me personally. They need to watch Rio first

[@McQueenStan]

OWEN WILSON IS IN IT SO YESSSS

[@marquis911]

@McQueenStan Him, Ben Stiller, and Steve Coogan from when they watched Despicable Me 2, which is why I'm suggesting it.

[@Sakkaz]

YES PLEASE 💳

[@alexacosta7253]

Why is his toungue green?

[@motiday2204]

He licked too much grass

[@irotr53]

So we can put anything we like on it

[@ContentHashira]

Because funny

[@A_guy_named_Kaleb]

He ate a green ring pop

[@calzzoneanimation]

Why can’t his tongue be green

[@EngineerRiff]

He won three pissed in cups!

[@TheMadMeteorite]

THE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?!?

[@NintendoMeister2260]

Sounds like a college room after a drinking party.

[@whitetrash6510]

HE DID WHAT IN HUS CUHP?!

[@ner.tan11]

They were actually planning on making a train movie called “Metro”. The plot was going to revolve around the concept of being stuck on rails and forced to be a part of the train system, or something💀 It was cancelled when DisneyToon Studios shut down

[@YoungMrBlue]

:[

[@kolkagaming1234]

Cars is almost perfect. • It has the best intro scene • The Graphics & art style • Nice Story • Good voice cast • & a great message Cars 2 messed up most of what the first film had, but fortunately Cars 3 did fix everything wrong with Cars 2.

[@graisondarby8209]

... You mean Cars 2? You said Cars 3 twice.

[@kolkagaming1234]

@@graisondarby8209 whoops! Thanks for letting me know about my mistake

[@graisondarby8209]

@@kolkagaming1234 👍

[@Mcdinkleman]

Idk bout dat

[@sinnamonski685]

Cars 2 literally has all of those qualities except for the last part.

[@LilMissBriella]

Wait I just realized. Lightning and Sally…it’s another red and blue combo! Think about it. Think about most animes you’ve seen, and think about just how many red and blue combos/duos there are! Reds and blues are meant to be!

[@ammarpratama1207]

What about TF2?

[@Tur1l45]

Red and blue like my poopie

[@vanny854]

gnomeo and juliet

[@LilMissBriella]

@@vanny854 exactly!!!

[@LilMissBriella]

@@ammarpratama1207 fair argument….XD

[@TheRockObama01]

"Adios Chuck." "AND MY NAME IS NOT CHUCK!" 😭😭😭

[@gosologamingv2]

44:44 "Hey! Did you just bump into my pookie bear!" "🧛🧛"

[@totallytravicious]

I love that they care so little about this franchise they didnt even bother to edit out ANY of the outros after the first one lmao

[@Alex_From_Florida]

Timestamps of them looking up car… manufacturing Cars 1: 13:29 Cars 2: 34:15

[@dudemanlastname]

yup… manufacturing….

[@coffe_6969]

Its the funniest part of them watching cars

[@PaulWiley-vr9mt]

Jack is like Canadian Ted Nivision

[@jacksonhill4477]

I know, they sound just like each other

[@mongvadep1628]

not as tall

[@JennaNeal-e2l]

CARS IS SO CONFUSING HOW DO THEY HAVE KIDS?! DO THEY HAVE CARUSSYS???

[@enthiegavoir5955]

Rear ended

[@GabbyClown4213]

I always imagined that they just build the kids like in Robots

[@RayoMcQueen95990]

Yes

[@HuhSubject]

@@GabbyClown4213same

[@I-eat-dirt45]

Yes

[@Fein4Lean]

“Why is his tounge green” zlurp trap gip gip LHKMAOOO😭😭🙏🏿🙏🏿💔💔👽👽👽

[@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD]

glorp glip lhkmao

[@Bendernity]

glipfin glorp shmork 🙏🤑😫💯🔥

[@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD]

@@Bendernity urp glorp?

[@Bendernity]

@@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD shmurple 🤫🤭

[@1pinchofpotassiumchlorate]

GLAP GLIPFIN URP GLIP 💀💀

[@sir_blue3608]

Next video be like We watched every rule34 piece of art from cars

[@kiandennislambujon36]

How can they sexualize a vehicle?

[@jcalinisan74]

​@@kiandennislambujon36do not underestimate humanity's ability to find anything, living or not, as hot.

[@Advancethingamajigas.a]

​@@jcalinisan74what he said

[@Advancethingamajigas.a]

@TheP725 who doesn't

[@jcalinisan74]

@TheP725 he's just like me fr fr

[@dinozarz]

i was 5 when this movie came out and i was so obsessed with it, that i pretended to be lightening mcqueen at school everyday

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

My grandpa and mom both loved this movie so much. The atmosphere really got to Gramps in particular. Whenever we rewatched, just the entire history of Radiator Springs would make us cry. There's this feeling of bygone days they coulda really leaned further into. Overall, I really like the trilogy, even if I don't think they're necessarily good. Cars 2 is hilarious for me, and 3 always makes me cry. I guess Doc's backstory just brings out the Grandpa/Mom missing part of me lol

[@Gamelord5169]

no way you didn't get bullied

[@dinozarz]

@@Gamelord5169 i was 5 years old brother. kids pretend to do shit 💀

[@itscc2004]

@@dinozarzI can vouch because I was a wolf girl during those times lmao kids just like to play pretend wherever they were

[@Crown_pens]

Cars: McQueen is in his early-to-mid twenties Cars 2: McQueen is in his late thirties and at the height of his career Cars 3: McQueen is in his early forties and approaching retirement, but is still one of the fastest racers in the Piston Cup series

[@YoungMrBlue]

Retirement at 40 dang

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

Cars is my favourite Pixar franchise it has so many amazing themes especially in Cars 3, and Cars 2 is a guilty pleasure of mine.

[@nauvelty]

the reason why humans arent very fast or very strong like other animals is simple, we're built for endurance. a lion can hunt down a deer and go as fast as it can but it'll eventually get tired, but as humans if we see our prey, we're going to relentlessly chase it down until the prey has no more energy, at which point we kill it, we use sweat and adrenaline to do so.

[@JasonRamme-g9w]

There was a original story from the first Cars movie. It had McQueen getting lost at a gas station which led to him into a pile of junkyard cars. Then there's another deleted scene of McQueen doing community service and another of McQueen doing traffic school.

[@gojira4285]

I laughed my ass off when I realized the American agent in Cars 2 was voiced by Bruce Campbell like imagining Ash Williams savior of humanity, slayer of the unholy, master of ruining the moment with corny one liners but in a way that makes you laugh just morphing to an American Muscle like those transformation memes almost killed me

[@samuelclayhills3298]

Cars 2: This movie was fun. (Somewhat sarcastically) Cars 3: What a terrieble fucking movie. (No sarcasm) Not showing the scene in Cars 3 where its implied that Mater is getting married to Holley is criminal. Also yes Mater canonically has more game than any of us.

[@lpstweetytv5242]

Somehow, I believe Mater getting married to Holly. It's a "He makes me laugh" relationship lol

[@Lover_of_ebrietas]

@@lpstweetytv5242nah mater got an elephant schlong, he swinging a mean hammer

[@Skidibibapbap]

Wait rlly??? Was it the end credits scene???

[@aydenghramm8483]

Cars 3 was my favorite cars movie

[@LaCabraAsada]

@@aydenghramm8483 Based tbh

[@KraylebStudios]

I think the reason why they're cars and not people is because they wanted to do something that *doesn't* involve humans

[@chips_lol9537]

This is the best gay and straight reactors in youtube

[@InfintyShorts]

Jack is truly down bad for Holly

[@EL_DUBZ_]

2:55 had me cracking up so hard 😂

[@Freddy_Fazbear_1983_]

54:10 this sound so much like "Not a groomer, just a loser" from Coleen Ballinger's 'apology' music

[@Bubbafanforever]

Thank you freddy fazbear

[@Pindarwin]

I actually remember seeing cars 3 in theaters I remember it not being bad but I still get so shocked every time he wrecks out in the beginning

[@amproliknugget]

2:16 that timing could not have been better as I was drinking a pepsi lmao

[@stevejackson1162]

My condolences for the king julien stream

[@MG-Animates]

its a blessing in disguise

[@robalina2941]

​@@MG-Animatestruly

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

I don’t think they could handle all hail king Julien that show is a fever dream. Edit: also their minds would shatter if they knew about the Mort lore it goes deep.

[@Imperials3nate]

Context please?

[@mihaiteodor7763]

@@Imperials3nate Me too

[@JDefends]

Have any of you ever enjoyed anything without crutching on irony in your lives

[@nittyclips]

30:50 Btw, when you’re car shopping, if a car has had significant damage in the past whether accident or non-accident related, it’s referred to as a Lemon-reported car. Just to let you know it’s not completely made up

[@PriorDragon8709]

15:41 "PEARL HARBOR" had me on the floor

[@letstalk4590]

We can finally watch Cars3 with prior audio

[@airplanemc8287]

18:41 it Michael Schumacher the 7 time champion of the world and 91 race wins

[@kittiesice]

Fun fact: Dinoco is the gas station Andy's mom stops at in Toy story. XD

[@MrFrog4Prez]

eighty minutes of the actual definition of suffering and agony? count me in

[@Yiannis_Pro]

Day 54 of asking Spilling the Milk to watch more Miraculous Ladybug until they actually do

[@haleyadams731]

They have I don’t think they liked it enough to continue it they made a couple videos that are older they probably won’t watch any of the newer stuff

[@AidenLangsdale-of3hx]

5:18 like ten seconds earlier you see the w on the van and I'm n9t gonna look back but there might be a fiat symbol on the yellow one

[@gronostaj_28]

Day 83 of asking Spilling The Milk to watch Deadpool

[@IAmDefinitelyNotARobot]

"why cant you get in Lightning McQueens tires man" 💀💀

[@Fathom732]

As a young child, i did not see all the adult jokes in any of the cars movies, and rewatching them makes my brain lose faith in humanity

[@JasonRamme-g9w]

Fan fact:Finn McMissile was planned to appear in the first movie,but that got cut and he appeared in the second movie instead.

[@ThunderBoomz]

I remember the game at 11:25 and its a wonderful experience NFS payback

[@strxwbxrry_420]

Lighting Mcqueen being prejudice against rusty cars made my jaw dropped. I’ve seen the first cars movie soooo many times throughout my childhood as an 05 kid. I never understood any of the actual context for the rusty cars scene or the court scene. I’m also poor and own a rusty car. I love my 2000 grand marquis, she’s a rusty bitch but she’s reliable The second movie being big oil propaganda would not surprise me. BP literally made the term “carbon footprint” to blame the average person for climate change instead of acknowledging that bug companies digging up oil and fossil fuels is killing the planet. Big companies set off significantly more carbon emissions than the average household. They’re just covering their asses for more profit, instead of aiming to lessen carbon emissions overall. (Because it’s easier to make money short term than it is to figure out a global crisis) 49:26 Yeah, the sand and dirt are animated well BUT LOOK AT THAT WATER What an incredible splash animation

[@zombieoverlord5173]

I think the statistics are something like 70% of emissions come from like 10 companies. It's insane

[@eggshells652]

yea, this is the same with water usage for manufacturing. large companies use water for everything and people asked to conserve water etc

[@VBrancoPT]

"Turn right to go left."

[@roniponi920]

18:13 also tought he said f*cko💀

[@General_Belu]

I think getting new parts is the equivalent of getting surgery. It’s not like you can just replace your entire body ya know?

[@Breadsticks4all]

Jack was not cooking with this thumbnail

[@Kennythecoolkid]

1:03:51 yall do have a super power which is predicting a movies ending at the beginning of it

[@Sebastheopp]

I almost choked on soda while I was laughing 13:27

[@sarfarazkhan1543]

No way the flirting part with hot ride was insane no way this was Disney

[@flameheart87]

I'm so nostalgic for the cars game on the wii, the first movie too. It just makes me happy, even if the movies aren't that good anymore. Just seeing Lightning pass on the role in the third movie made me kinda emotional, don't judge me. My older brother really liked this franchise when we were kids, so we have a box filled with cars toys. Anyways, Doc Hudson is the best character, r.i.p.

[@ursidae97]

Trains were the first living vehicles, Thomas tte was a prequel, and they killed all human life. They and other transit vehicles don't transport anything, they just feel good driving around freely.

[@Jdt2004]

I love the cars trilogy and to be honest Cars 2 soundtrack was fire

[@Sergefazbear30]

Fun fact,: in nascar ( the sport cars is based off) a driver can drive some laps, and a relief driver can come in and finish the race for them!

[@JacksDMaY]

This is their only video that pissed me off 😂

[@WileyRyley]

Lightning found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of the Tootsie-Pop

[@Thetoontalkermaster]

You should wacth looney tunes rabbits run it has a sexy lola scene in it

[@Jamlord2061]

i just now realised, are rusty cars a stand in with people who have leprosy?

[@MisterAnonymous1000]

When I was a kid, I thought that these movies were so boring. And I kind of still do, I would rather watch actual NASCAR.

[@alexnauru7692]

I love how literally everyone who watches cars these days questions there biology.

[@OrpheasVIPC]

Hey, about what you said about "Cars" with people, I'd reccomend the movie "Doc Hollywood"

[@JasonRamme-g9w]

I don't know anything about that movie. But I could watch it.

[@OrpheasVIPC]

@@JasonRamme-g9w yeah, the plot is similar according to my friend

[@denifnaf5874]

I loved cars 2

[@Scripzure]

5:21 there was that whole Peterbilt joke earlier where that truck had a logo on him as well

[@LordValorum]

The Ferrari in the end of the first movie is Michael Schumacher cameo, who is one of the best F1-racers ever

[@Plumerous]

"im surprised they let a woman-" *immediately gets cut off by editor* lol

[@cristiandiaz1832]

12:00 universal accent when seeing a gyattt

[@ctdaniels7049]

Of the three guys reviewing, why is one of them drawn as a regular guy and the other two are like... injured baby.

[@svcook7185]

You guys still have to watch Planes: Fire and Rescue!

[@YoungMrBlue]

That one gets forgotten about lmao

[@gabeseery385]

27:49 the running 💀

[@fuhrermudkip7436]

they forgot PLANES 2, the cinematic masterpiece that SHOULDA WON EVERY OSCAR. -- nobody ever.

[@americanonion2359]

Spilling the Milk cast trying not to mention Pearl Harbor when war is mentioned 0% speedrun

[@thattylerguy2104]

19:54 there was actually plans to make a movie based on public transport called Metro

[@A5h3n_0n3]

"do cars get periods?" that would be a oil change

[@dmcryan9105]

You know it's a bad day when there's no new video and just a compilation

[@thisisspeledwrong193]

They're allowed to swap cars so if there's a crash bad enough to reck to decompression the car but not bad enough for the driver ti forget they can just get another car to continue the race

[@Omar_ZX]

Them saying cars 3 is the worst is the reason why I stopped watching

[@JasonRamme-g9w]

Cars 3 is actually my favorite Pixar movie. But I didn't see it in theaters.

[@MGavin]

Wait so dinosaurs were organic - implying there IS biological evolution in Cars until a certain point where the cars turned sentient and exterminated it - cars is a scifi dystopian ai franchise

[@olegpetrovic]

18:47 YOU DON'T DISRESPECT SCHUMACHER!

[@jackotherstar]

I just realized that the logic used in Cars 3 to have Cruz race in Lightning’s place is basically just Air Bud logic.

[@cartoonboy6039]

Ah, yes I remembered that in the first movie Mcqueen’s toungue was green!

[@Boris_Gigglefort]

They haven't looked this depressed, even while watching velma

[@obito6973]

The car theory’s y’all saying got me week 🤣🤣

[@JasonRamme-g9w]

Piston Cup Productions,Lightning McQueen,and the other classics KZbinrs are legends.

[@AllenGray47]

17:40 this has actually happened and everyone did indeed love it

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Y'all taking occasional breaks to explore Cars smut cracked me the fuck up

[@DescendDab]

34:23 aint no way that they didn't comment on Mater literally being gassed

[@michaelbecket4901]

Honestly I loved cars 2 the most it was more interesting and I find mater more endearing lol

[@ArthurMurdoch]

fun fact, cars has a really similar plot to Thor, also rust is like cancer to cars so McQueen hated cancer patients.

[@jaschredn8656]

We need the cars toons reaction

[@x4nat-626]

18:44 michael schumacher 91 races wins, 77 fastest laps, 68 pole positions, 7 world titles

[@ICKARUS-z1m]

Somethin really dark that Disney ended up doing with the cars series after it finished was, in their shorts series for cars they made a Halloween episode and docs dead corpse was seen in it broken down rusted and destroyed

[@woahjinx]

Silly billy is actually REALLY GOOD- 100% recommend

[@godzilla5894]

29:02 elevators in the background say otherwise.