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[@fluffy6161]

Obama

[@user-mi7br3lc9s]

Brocfr

[@Tamay.]

Ok but nty

[@user-mi7br3lc9s]

Obama is daddy max

[@alfiewxm]

cloth and silk

[@Amarmister93]

Love how excited chad was about the red coat when he bought it and completely forgot when it came and gave it to max 😂

[@riccardodellorto4267]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@tomiblums]

Came to the comments to search this comment lmao

[@JuddPlays]

wait i missed this does anyone have a timestamp

[@Sungam_p]

@@JuddPlays 8:27 Dr.Fat

[@vibezone1426]

Lmfaoo bro they’re alcoholics they do this with everything they buy 😭

[@amunra8168]

I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling.

[@stephenelder3162]

Fr the editing is the best part

[@craigape]

Truly a master class for editing, and for more reasons than just the visual gags added in post.

[@CackleTV]

Wtf is cackling, never heard of such a word

[@user-wr8bs8vx9r]

@@CackleTV that's funny. All I have to say...

[@ExtremelyGay]

@@CackleTV I uh, nice name

[@TimeBucks]

That acting in the ad was actually incredible

[@babysonu6101]

Nice ☺️

[@kutikuppalagopinadh8784]

Super

[@pavanchavan2658]

Very nice

[@hafizurrahmank4980]

Very nice

[@selfieshop99]

Very good

[@jayhon3116]

Max breaking Chad's glasses has me laughing until I cry everytime I rewatch this holy shit

[@newp0rt]

my jaw literally dropped. he just snaps the 500$ raybans like nothing lmao. i always expect him to break everything but those were actually cool.

[@rz9469]

Watching Chad and Max 10 years ago and seeing their content today is actually crazy. Australian powerhouses with genuine humor. Glad they’re stilll around

[@Thejango999]

I always watch maxs cray gambling one

[@Corkoth55]

i didn't even realize its been that long man. fuck.

[@connorissexy4209]

autralian powerhouses im 11 years old mom let me post 1 youtube comment today

[@michaelwesten4624]

ahh yes, HOOMOR...

[@gamesux420]

Chads a true blue australian hero

[@sleepwalking4301]

chad making the same “what happened to the first one” joke months later on the fuzz gun 2.0 is so good 😂

[@paulmitchell8714]

Thanks brother I was looking for this comment

[@mnmsaregood1]

@@paulmitchell8714 same lmao

[@luctan881]

ok

[@paulmitchell8714]

@@luctan881 ebig

[@zach7169]

max breaking those glasses is the funniest shit ever, you can't put anything in his hands for two seconds without him breaking it

[@trala8911]

I liked the part where they bent each other over the desk and made one another cry out in pleasure. It was the perfect thing to watch on public transport, or in a work environment.

[@tylerbrantner4026]

Chad’s acting in the ad was actually incredible😂

[@guts5135]

hes been around a long time on youtube on filthy frank and idubbbz vids hes done a lot of skits

[@nedflanders6502]

Ya I knew ones he said I'm not hungry I knew he was acting

[@DLF_24]

@@nedflanders6502 lol

[@DRIFT_CORE]

@@nedflanders6502 what acting ?

[@stevenfraielli9869]

He wasn't acting that was his fantasy that he managed to work into the video

[@joeyschalip3854]

Ah yes, my favorite type of cold ones video. Max and chad buy random garbage so they can write it all off as business expenses Edit: Chad mentioned tax write offs in a newer video, we made it fellas

[@Skornish]

And then break half of it in the process.

[@TheGenevieveRose]

@@Skornish I cringe when they break the expensive stuff ngl

[@idunno2379]

@@TheGenevieveRose they make so much off patreon it doesn’t hurt

[@maimonguy123]

@@idunno2379 damn you're right, fuckers make 100k a month lmao, good for them tbh, glad they're using it to give us great dumb fun content

[@hannahalexy]

Aus tax isn't like the US where you can write it off all like that mate. At most you can claim 30-60% of the value per item depending on it's use and if it directly contributed to you earning more. If you see them breaking shit, they're absolutely wasting money, for our entertainment lol.

[@fish2785]

Just got an ad for homeless children then came back to max laughing after skipping it Life's good

[@zachk.530]

Most electric toothbrushes will "stall" every 30 seconds to prompt you to move on to the next quadrant of your teeth so that you get even coverage and don't over-brush, you're supposed to brush for 2 minutes

[@hena420]

I can tell ur either an assistant or hygienist by this comment😂

[@XxHolySpawnxX]

Is that why they do it?! I thought something was wrong with mine lol. So are you supposed to keep it on that area until it stalls then move it around?

[@zachk.530]

@@XxHolySpawnxX Yeah, just to give you an idea of how much you should be brushing because if you brush too hard/too much it can lead to gum disease, I do the sides of my teeth for the 2 minutes then after it's given me the cue 4 times I finish up by focusing on the surface of my molars and any spots I feel like I missed, then if I feel like it I floss

[@XxHolySpawnxX]

@@zachk.530 That's awesome! I really appreciate the tips. Could you recommend a really good toothpaste that actually helps and makes your teeth white?

[@JAM95041]

Seeing lads run for about 30 seconds and being absolutely exhausted is the funniest shit to me

[@polo619652]

And followed up by the chair with the Js I was in tears laughing

[@thikim8562]

ok

[@truongtran-sl6rh]

ok

[@choian9953]

ok

[@luctan881]

ok

[@andreilindstrom5770]

Cold Ones is just easily the best content on youtube nowadays, it never misses. Funniest shit ever

[@Dumbmelee]

Only thing funnier is this guy who turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I ever saw.

[@38pulse]

@@Dumbmelee ur talking about that pickle rick fella

[@nemonym711]

100% TRUE!

[@Kyle-be8fb]

These and “I did a thing”

[@ginj8134]

@@Dumbmelee HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!

[@DionWasHere]

Darcy's acting as the chair builder was simply outstanding

[@Brodyb1103]

Seeing them look like they are having genuine fun with the game at the end made me so happy

[@sarahdo7308]

that was my favorite part!

[@timisontube]

Just the lads playin a bit of footy, get out there and jog around

[@kermitlegamer5126]

I’ve seen a lot of sickening shit on this channel, and Chads acting whilst making out with the Waifu cup was definitely the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch 😂

[@scribojello3778]

speak for yourself, now I'm aroused and thirsty

[@turnip5359]

It had me wincing man

[@Slayr.]

Nah he was eating out the bottle.

[@mitchellclendening7682]

I coughed out part of my sandwich when that started jiminy jizzmas

[@brainblast02]

dude it was fucking awesome

[@EDEAUELNE]

This is a petition for bringing back occasional “FINALLY(insert text)” moments

[@haydenalbrecht]

21:30 when he said "frank" I had some pretty vivid flashbacks

[@TheStarFishy]

To everyone on the Cold Ones team, THANK YOU. You guys never fail to make me laugh. Uploads make my day. I will support your drunken madness on Patreon forever.

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

Petscop 2

[@spiritwolf3824]

same

[@grimreaper9350]

I feel like Max and Chad are the human embodients of alcoholic Spongebob and Patrick.

[@GameingGreg]

I love getting intoxicated while watching new cold ones videos because I could watch them sober and enjoy them like new

[@Jaden-03]

Me too man. Life’s good right now

[@Notpoop906]

"if i saw someone wearing all of these together i would think they're a billionaire" 😂😂😂

[@SirTrappy]

cold ones never fails to have some of the best editing and comedy on youtube.

[@H2KGaming100]

That's crazy I was just thinking about how good the editing is especially for such a long video

[@Giovanni6501]

There's nothing better than sitting down at your computer with food, looking for something to watch and Cold Ones happens to drop a new vid. Cheers.

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

It’s always a good day when the cold ones boys upload a new vid!

[@thepedrorriva]

that's exactly my case. It's awesome lol

[@I-dont-reply]

Fart

[@milesedgeworth132]

Yeah eating food and watching Cold Ones sounds like a bad idea

[@st0pitliz]

Unless it's one where they vomit every 5 minutes

[@lecrah]

aww max and his birdlamp!

[@icu6585]

Lamp orbs?? Bird lamp??

[@lecrah]

@@icu6585 the lil fella just wanted his birdlamp

[@kyleskeets2659]

Best part was the Jordans on the chair!...." Let me cop those mate "... 🙏🙏😂😂😂😂

[@tylerbrantner4026]

I love how excited Chad was to order the cloak and then he didn’t even remember it or care when it arrived

[@pumpkinspatch9614]

crazy to think that in the past, max dressed up in a full princess outfit but now is too scared to show himself in a crop top :(

[@steveskeletonneii6336]

he needs to reveal the top right now.

[@Azetaris]

Good, he manned up a little bit then.

[@sagescorner256]

@@Azetaris yikes

[@tomganji9582]

@@Azetaris wow

[@kellinward4267]

i think the difference is that with the other outfits they were never like "revealing" they always covered the same amount of skin that a shirt would

[@SgtDevix]

The noise the glasses made when Max broke them coupled with Chad being upset about it was the funniest thing I've witnessed all week

[@MikeTheWarGeneral]

Seeing chad have intimate relations with a cup is something i’d never thought i’d see

[@smallgoron3132]

Thanks Matt and Chag for the new Cold Ones video!

[@noosehangingtight]

Idky I’m at work on break and this has me cackling my ass off thank you

[@blue5slow]

This gave me an aneurism figuring out what was wrong with the names

[@joeyischef]

Matt Watson from supermega

[@scorpions7153]

@@joeyischef Hahahah

[@DarknessCalling]

this is the only product review channel i trust

[@TheoHiggins]

Max not understanding the electric toothbrush "stalling" is to tell you to switch sides and then throwing it away is really funny

[@general...anxiety]

21:19 this is one of my favourite cold ones vids and i come back and watch it whenever I feel like it

[@BarefootCaveman]

I swear these editors better be getting paid damn good. Fucking 10/10

[@KitsunekoOwO]

21:26 Kinda wholesome that Frank was the first thing coming to his mind

[@JustCobaltVA]

Thought the same

[@ocito_]

i wish every youtuber did their sponsor ads like my boys max and chad

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Check out Internet Historian, he has the best/funniest ads on KZbin. And also Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, his are also hilarious.

[@phantoom7166]

@@shrimpinainteasy7370 took the words right out of my mouth

[@BloomtooDeath]

chekout the yArds adds

[@ikkebandersen]

Darcys role as the chair in this episode was outstanding

[@SlyXSkillet]

Love the original layout the best thank you guys for uploading I hope this video gets more than 300k likes for next week!!!

[@D_S_Y_C]

i never thought i'd hate and love an AD at the same time for all the right reasons

[@Xenibalt]

mostly lov tho

[@imn0tlion]

Thanks Max and chad I needed this

[@Adolfrizzler509]

Vi did

[@nao8859]

You need to grow up

[@nil0ww598]

Vi did

[@thylord8963]

(He needed this)

[@haviik109]

Me too for real

[@PixelStacker]

I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling. agreed!

[@fishmusic4534]

9:24 this was funny for no reason

[@ceeb420]

Max's goblin screams and goofy laughter will always bring a smile to my face.

[@kugelblitzkrieg]

When I saw Max and Chad buy those sunglasses I knew they probably wouldn’t survive the episode. Turns out I was right lmao

[@andresorozzz7714]

Literally my favorite youtube channel lmaoo i love the editing so much

[@TheXfelipeex]

Today I kept my favorite tradition of watching your videos high as fuck. I feel I can empathize with both editors now. There is not any other way they can make this good of a job. Great content as always guys, this was really nice. Looking forward to the next one.

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@carlies7660]

He's a lil fella

[@cattymushroom]

I never get accustomed to how good the editing is. Every time I am shocked it’s so good.

[@KirbyJason210]

Another quality Cold Ones video to enjoy! Also that chair got drip....

[@troublemonkey1_626]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. that chair really do got J's

[@Yue_Jin]

22:50 wondered why we weren't getting chad's pov, should have suspected what had happened.

[@Doctor_Strain]

It’s been absolute ages since I’ve heard “leather belt? AUGH.” Surprised it hasn’t been used sooner with Chad of all people.

[@Absolutego13]

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that

[@asktoseducemiss434]

It'd be sick to have a cold ones episode with a studio audience

[@adamriley7101]

Probably the best execution I’ve watched and best 90s humor. Good job bois🤘🏼

[@jarisparker7137]

The editing in this show is so unreal it’s super funny

[@boog623]

Love a good chaotic max episode

[@idrinkbreastmilk2883]

Ur smelly

[@beasman123]

I fucking lost it when he broke the Facebook glasses 😭🤣

[@evrrrs]

that soft ' you dare challenge me?' followed by the fight was the best thing i've seen in a while, ty for the S tier content.

[@whystudios.1986]

adds are nostalgic. my favorite was a white van behind a garage, driving past a plastic water bottle. it advertised an air pump.

[@emporium7709]

its almost like chad is still with us... hard to believe he's been gone for 5 months already

[@Synday]

wot

[@digithickness721]

@@Synday chad died 5 months ago

[@cotton_farmer6551]

🤦‍♂️

[@skytheguy0438]

@@Synday Chad is all inside your head. He is not real. Wake up

[@roccomorone653]

@@skytheguy0438 chadception

[@wachsmal_stift5546]

There is no other content on youtube that could compete with this, Max and Chad together combined with the editing is one of a kind

[@manman9765]

instant classic. chad looking like a cyberpunk character and in the same video the hardest ad for a chair and child shoes ever made. pure content

[@joshuaryan238]

you guys are always my answer when i get asked what two people i would have a sesh with

[@SailorLarkspur]

Chad's genuine childlike excitement when he remembered he and Max bought lightsabers was so cute. TTvTT

[@arulpolo293]

max saying "selamat pagi" just made my day lol

[@dannychandra6332]

Timestamp?

[@arulpolo293]

@@dannychandra6332 5:53

[@Tom-rs7gf]

2:43 was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile🤣🤣 the editing is top notch

[@milkNim]

15:53 IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO FUKIN FUNNY

[@_inetuser]

i like that you listened to the last critique and didnt cut the product review immediately after the order

[@xzymzz]

i’m glad you guys changed the format of the videos back to how they were, it shows that you guys actually listen to fans which is rare nowadays

[@EndlessMotivations]

The fact that you're literally buying from dropshipping stores is lovely.. All these items are literally from aliexpress... you're overpaying for like 50-80% :)

[@user-jm8jq6lw3z]

Too see Chewbacca go to 12:33 😂😂😂

[@deece8837]

these are my FAVOURITE type of videos, LOVE EM

[@MikeyLikey95]

Nice pfp. Killer fun game.

[@adamjsd]

love how chad got the red and gold cloak thing for himself and he was so excited about it and by the time they opened it he was like oh cool u keep that max 🤣

[@jasminecameron3481]

I love that they made the “2.0? What happened to the first one?” joke twice in this video because they just fucking forgot 😂

[@andrewmena5220]

Lol the samurai music in the fight at 21:00 is from Linda slot big win LMAO

[@adamuoldvids7052]

The best editing team on KZbin, Cold Ones are killing it!!

[@iceagebaby1803]

That “ did It leave a mark?” Joke was funny as hell

[@thegoobiestofgoobers]

"Let me be seared" -Obuma

[@happykorie4827]

I really needed ur vids, gave me my 1st laugh in 3 days, in the classic, ex w ur friend/roommate scenario.

[@doggo_official]

I can never get tired of these two

[@mburtondavis]

I was thinking, “Why am I so flaccid while drinking?” And then you guys come along.

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

I just started watching this channel, and I can’t wrap my brain around their accountants having jobs after yet another video of them spending thousands gets through the IRS but I can’t pay rent on Venmo without getting audited. Im baffled.

[@kellinward4267]

its all business expenses

[@tzarcaz_4385]

they aren’t in the usa. Irs doesn’t exist for them

[@marvelousball]

Literally 1984

[@00Hades00]

My dog passed away today but I wanted to pass by and say thanks to the bois for making my day a little better and making me laugh ❤️ all my love lads.

[@SnailMan307]

I will never get tired of max destroying everything, especially when chad gets genuinely upset.

[@nikoponce3810]

i do

[@nintendope8837]

Lovin these, absolutely sick

[@vctdaems2593]

The pissing baby is actually a replica of a monument in Brussel Belgium, and of the most famous things in Belgium

[@TTVArgusGuy]

The cold ones studio gotta have one of the weirdest variety of items in one building in the world

[@jstroyer12doesgaming73]

Always a pleasure to come home to a new cold ones episode

[@idrinkbreastmilk2883]

You smell bad

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Always

[@sorimasn]

@@shrimpinainteasy7370 a pleasure to come

[@BalthorYT]

@@sorimasn home to a new cold

[@leftyjoness]

I swear Cold Ones has some of the funniest edits of any show on KZbin. lmao

[@fabufriend4950]

Seeing Max and Chad after a night drinking always makes me feel better about how much I drank

[@bruhdon4748]

Always nice to spend time with my two best friends in this not parasocial relationship.

[@TomatoSuplato]

Chad's and Max's friendship has been the most consistent thing in my life, love you guys

[@amigoshq6807]

Loooool “Leather belt” classic ytp glad people don’t forget

[@poomilk7650]

Thankyou Mac and Cheg for newest edition of Cold One, I have a chair and it walk witha shoes.

[@deathdrone6988]

My shock when Max said "Selamat Pagi". 5:53

[@dinggo3058]

Yes lots of Aussie schools teach Indonesian because indonesia is a nearby country and easy language to learn

[@sruu3]

I'd love to see an episode that they drunkenly order, then have to later guess if they bought it or fan sent lol

[@surrealgnome4956]

The patreon version of this is 🔥 But I do love the little editing extras 🖤

[@bonemarrow2790]

Best edit ever 16:05