WE BROKE OUR YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON.... | The Yard

[@Harrison.13]

Sakkari lost and Lud got his $150,000! Edit: this aged poorly

[@blekvasha]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[@myknees6215]

Let's gooooooo!

[@Maniacsurvivor]

This guy's so fcking lucky it's insane.

[@lilcrisis1779]

YEAHHHH BABY

[@deeptochatterjee532]

In two tiebreakers, Lud got pretty lucky

[@sunnyd1722]

The character development between Aimen and Slime is like Light Yagami and L.

[@heat_death7]

Slime is L ofc

[@Kyledishgambin0]

That's some all natural, grass fed, 100% USDA prime cringe there, bud.

[@sunnyd1722]

You are like the devil from Death Note. I can’t write his name because it’s in Japanese and I don’t know it that well yet.

[@heat_death7]

@@Kyledishgambin0 it's your fault

[@Kyledishgambin0]

@@sunnyd1722 you're a menace.

[@danielschmitz7463]

Aimen being completely right about the flashback suddenly makes his arguments a little more credible

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

To anyone who's wondering, Sakkari lost.

[@outdatedboat]

i looked this up immediately as well. lud lucked out

[@brandonkarstens220]

$150k bby

[@awesomeness7434]

@@outdatedboat it's not luck it's calculation you don't get it

[@outdatedboat]

@@awesomeness7434 the luck is that she still lost even after the reschedule

[@SCVM45]

W

[@zelly1749]

Barstool trying to get the Yard is so wild to me. Completely different markets- so glad these boys have the foresight to know it would have been stupid to team up with a company when the Yard knows they can do everything and anything better than a mismanaged company.

[@scrollingonthiswebsite]

thats facts, look at how massive the pat mcafee show became ever since it left barstool

[@4purs]

They talk about cum and “boy” talk prettt similar audiences if you ask me lol

[@claudiddle]

Yeah they’re on opposite sides of the locker room

[@CGiveans]

Barstool is scum, but they're far from mismanaged. Business and content wise they're incredible. Like saying fox News is mismanaged. They're garbage, but they know what they're doing

[@scooby149999]

Completely different markets? You got them talking about how to one up eachother in shitting as a prank. The markets aren't too far apart. It's not like this is a Smash podcast, this is just a boys podcast.

[@Willmanis1]

I can't believe Ludwig actually won that bet on the tennis match. I just looked up the scores and it's nuts. Both sets went to tie break (basically play another game where you have to get 7 points, winning by 2). First tie break went 7-5 in favor of lud's player and the second went 7-4.

[@reshirman]

ok, but like, I'm from the future and you are not going to believe this

[@stytler06]

@@reshirman ok, but like I'm from further into the future and you are not going to believe this either

[@SorenRoberts]

I’m from the even further distant future, and I have to inform you that you won’t believe what happened

[@Pikwii]

I’m from the from the furthest possible future, and am now confused

[@cyrus7510]

I’m from the past, what’s “Tennis”?

[@blackmesadog4593]

Ludwig making 150k by trusting a random dude is such a Ludwig thing

[@theultimaterage675]

The luck this man has is godlike. He makes that bet and wins and then he pulls a factory new knife on the very first chest he ever opens in CS

[@MoochieMary]

Update from later pods: it was a scam. He never got the money

[@100Hasake]

he didnt make it, he got scammed lmaooooooo

[@MrDjSchulze]

@@MoochieMary what podcast was this mentioned on? I wanna listen :)

[@mrfahrenheit677]

@@theultimaterage675 i love reading these comments knowing that it was a scam the whole time

[@swales4450]

He cheated he did a casper flip :O We need some trucks and wheels on that bad boy so we can see a real kickflip :)

[@copwaster]

hey its the rust guy

[@Euro2005mc]

Aren't you supposed to be making me rust content?

[@snor_laz]

@@Euro2005mc weirdo

[@jaydendeck3407]

Love you Swales

[@Orno0]

Swales❤️

[@photon816]

i love ludwig at 21:43 correcting slime's mistake and also being wrong.

[@Arishtanxmi]

Gravely wrong too, wtf is keelbassi

[@maciok4368]

@@Arishtanxmi u all mean kiełbasa, if yes slime basically got it

[@philosophiabme]

to be fair, there are alot of variations of that word across Eastern Europe. So he's not necessarily wrong, but he's wrong to correct slime.

[@zhaolex]

listened to the podcast during my commute this morning and rewatching during work just to see the kick flip, love the content boys

[@ori5542]

Today I realized why it’s important for content creators to remind people to subscribe to their KZbin channel, I’ve listened to all their episodes, I’m a patreon member, part of the discord and only just realized I’m not subscribed

[@Izzy-bq1rc]

I had the exact same experience

[@theultimaterage675]

Apparently, from what ive heard from different youtubers, asking viewers to subscribe and like actually makes a difference

[@layabstar]

ive been listening for over a year and held off on subscribing and it was seeing this message that made me realize there's no reason for me not to be subbed considering I watch everytime its recommended 😂

[@vxarson4749]

Every time Aimen yells “dude!” It sounds like the first note of Basket Case

[@elu_suario6569]

10:43 god damn "those were top and gun" made me laugh so hard LMAO

[@BIGWH1FF]

he's done it again

[@Pipey_14]

The Swordfish part on the audio only ep was pure torture, I wanted to see John Travolta looking like Lord Farquaad so bad

[@anthonyianmonday]

@THIS finally it’s here

[@janeczek2001]

Im polish and I must say Slime pronounced kielbasa perfectly

[@Reon1312]

true, I dont know what Ludwig was smoking when saying cabasy

[@piotrambicki3739]

@@Reon1312 frfr, man was fully confident too

[@Hippopotatamus]

@@Reon1312 same shit he does with "finasteride" every time balding comes up

[@theportlyone]

21:40 The word kielbasa (pronounced: kiel-basa, plural: kiel-basy) means “sausage” in Polish. It's used as an umbrella term for any Polish sausage, of which there are hundreds. But the “kielbasa” that we typically refer to in the U.S. is a U-shaped smoked sausage, usually made from pork.

[@bigbadbaboune]

The kickflip weakened the floor, Nick is at fault for the cops falling through

[@tldu482]

It was a Casper flip

[@stalebread3731]

In spy kids 2 Steve Buscemi says "Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created?" This was my friends yearbook quote when we graduated high school and its hilarious.

[@ninjahateman]

Heard the tennis story and instantly looked up the results. Our boy pulled through WidePeepoHappy

[@rainyclockuno3135]

If it means anything, I've been watching Ragusea since I first found his broiled cookies video three years ago and I still press the notifs when they pop up. I did disappear a bit during covid when I was obsessed with Twitch for a bit, but even then he was like one of the few YT channels I'd still occasionally watch, and now that I'm bored of Twitch I watch just as regularly as before

[@Izzy-bq1rc]

Banger episode guys, I am sitting here jetlagged out of my mind in France at 4am and I fell asleep to this, thank you

[@nommads]

the gamba bit in the middle sure aged in aimen’s favor

[@zelesclate]

this is becoming my favorite podcast, thanks guys for making them.

[@revel8213]

For anyone whos interested. Kielbasa is a polish sausage and what Lud's refering to is Kobasica or Kobasice which is literally just the croatian word for sausage but is used to refer to homemade croatian sausages.

[@rileylehr]

I thought he was talking about cabanosi tbh

[@revel8213]

@@rileylehr its hard to tell with lud, sounded like Kobasi to me, but could definitely be cabanosi.

[@Izzy-bq1rc]

My entire life I’ve wondered if asking people to subscribe actually works. My whole life. And today they told me to subscribe, I looked down, and I wasn’t subbed. Been watching the pod for months. Congrats on 200k

[@JugsKise]

Congrats on 200k y'all, absolutely love this podcast and hope it keeps going for a while!

[@VixeyTeh]

Ludwig not understanding what a joy it is to watch him and other pro players is so typically him. Like it is just so much more fun to watch someone who knows how to play than struggle at the game yourself. But I guess it's hard for a tornado to know what the spinning havoc and destruction everyone else sees, if you are the calm and peacful eye of the storm. Like to him it's just another day in the office (stream room), to us "wow, he's doing such a great job of entertaining us!"

[@KcBull]

Knowing that it is a scam makes listening to this so much worse

[@noahmay7708]

I hate to be the hindsight guy but its just so fucking obvious.

[@rilken2326]

oh no, shady guy at vegas actually turned out to be a scammer

[@placate9051]

​@@noahmay7708You could hear it in his voice and from how he phrased things😂

[@ScuffedAnimalReviews]

I was really hoping zipper was gonna add the tony hawk trick landing noise. Then I heard goldfinger and knew it was coming. 10/10 Also, congrats on the dub. Greek lady lost

[@himek070]

Slime is the one pronouncing Kiełbasa right at 21:45,

[@0106johnny]

Yeah, Ludwig couldn't pronounce it more wrong

[@philosophiabme]

​@@0106johnnyhe might be saying a plural or other Eastern European variation of it. In Ukrainian its roughly "kovbasa" (ковбаса́), but the plural is "kovbasi" ковба́си. So I can see how the word gets transformed over time. Super weird that he's never heard the Polish version though, which is more prevalent in the US imo.

[@weeaboh]

i love that the yard is a "boys" show and the audience has a pretty good amount of gamer dudes in it, but these guys aren't afraid to weed out the weak by being like "we're a bunch of soy cucks" and constantly ridiculing the exact type of ultra conservative, hyper masculine weirdos that thrive in gamer communities.

[@Bruhley]

I watched both top gun movies and then rewatched this episode so I could understand the two references they made

[@inf3rnalis804]

I like the idea that they change the title multiple times to try to get engagement up and then probably get validation that it work just because a bunch of us didn’t click on it until a day or two later just bc we couldn’t watch it when it released.

[@yaboyjay7202]

Aiden literally says "skydiving smut porn" in this episode, yet somehow it's not unmonetized. GGs Susan

[@freemandubstep8917]

Conflict/resolution: what should have happened is Aiden continue to laugh at slime coming down the stairs, then QTs assistant turns into a goblin and stomp at aiden from the opposite side, trapping aiden in the middle of the stairs

[@RoldanESP]

I have the solution for Aiden: do the mule thing, but record it so it can be made into a youtube video and then you are giving back 🤝

[@HeiroSect]

Lud needs to get on Draft Kings. Baseball is genuinely entertaining when you’re potentially losing money

[@mb-ss7be]

“the volleyball scene made him bisexual!” to be fair, if i saw that scene at a young age, i would’ve figured out i was bi a lot earlier

[@degas5879]

53:00 If you're talking about the second round match between Sakkari and Muchova on the 25th, that doesn't make sense. First round matches were still going on during the 24th, so there was no way it was originally scheduled for then.

[@meekumanu]

RE: Mogul's Mail item in TFT The lead designer of TFT, Mortdog, is also a streamer and is well in with stream culture. He's mentioned Ludwig many times, so he's likely a fan. Don't know about the rest of the team.

[@berger8100]

Slime getting so heated over babish saying saucepin, while being the father of Mr. Bean and like 40 other slimeisms is poetry in motion

[@_ion04]

On top of that, I'm pretty sure pronouncing it saucepin is just a regional thing or an accent

[@internetshaquille]

Sosspin threw me for a loop years ago too I finally feel seen

[@TheCrathes]

I think it's how oi bruvs pronounce it?

[@natek231]

Got COVID a few days ago and this pod is the only thing keeping me sane while I’m stuck in my room lol

[@trappers03]

“I like to have celebratory baja blast” has got to be a top 10 quote

[@d0onut]

Nick has banger one liners so often that I can't tell if he's joking when he says "[slack] threads are pog"

[@NathanLyng]

that vegas dude is 100% going to dip with lud's money

[@0106johnny]

If he doesn't he is the craziest dude ever to be honest

[@robinlaszlo]

I had a fucked up dream last night I was in a haunted house and I called someone to come pick me up and it was Ludwig on a Vespa and the dream turned really oddly romantic after that as he drove me home in the moonlight with my clinging to the back of him. I think I have a lot of issues. Also to Nick I got you're Hawthorne Heights reference.

[@pewpewpandas9203]

Ludwin keeps winning. The snake oil salesman has somehow pulled the w out of his magic hat. The rich get richer.

[@GarretRB]

Until Ludwig cashes out I straight up don’t believe the guy is not a scammer. He’s never seen his winnings and is just sending this guy crypto over and over again.

[@bunnygod5658]

@@GarretRB You were completely right lmao

[@DimitriWithLemon]

That QT assistant story was amazing 😂!

[@marcusgadfly]

Big ups on that 150k lud! Let's goooo!

[@SuperHunter1337]

i know it would’ve had no influence on the content, but if this was a Barstool podcast, i would’ve never listened. So glad you boys are smart fellas.

[@silo5000]

Ludwig "I always pick up a call" Ludwig 30 minutes earlier "I didn't answer the Vegas guy like 3 times"

[@deadassadam]

the yard combing all 3 spy kids movies into one frustrated me more than id like to admit

[@aniyilator]

The line "don't even fib urself" from that good neighbor sketch has stuck with me for years bro

[@CSpottsGaming]

32:28 When I was in undergrad my fraternity house was two floors, with a first floor dining room that was half the footprint of the house and an upstairs rec room area (pool table, etc) that was half the footprint and overlooked it. I have no idea how this situation came to pass (maybe it was a lost bet or just drunken escalation) but a guy in the class above me had two other fraternity members hold his arms while he leaned over the second story railing and shit into a trashcan below. It was probably a good 20 feet from crack to can and he nearly missed (caught the inside of the lip of the trash can) but by god it was a glorious moment.

[@markkelso871]

The amount of things that can be easily explained in the food industry that aren't will never cease to amaze me... What Gamin' said was probably true, their credit card machine was down, or maybe the manager was off duty and couldn't do transactions who knows... but something happened. Saying nothing is so cringe yet that's what most people do. I NEVER had someone complain to me on the phone about anything because...wait for it... I EXPLAINED THE SITUATION.

[@lesmckenzie1050]

happy 200k!

[@Greyzillah]

10:06 can’t believe slime predicted atrioc getting cancelled

[@dcgamer1027]

lmao i didnt finish this yesterday and now I come back and the title has changed from kickflipping the silver play button to 'we broke it' XD

[@niftonline3466]

I know they're joking but "where do you want to die" legitimately made me think

[@gamerbombstudios2668]

This is the only podcast I can to listen to every week, love it keep up the great work guys! Also subbed a long time ago.

[@Violet_Knights]

Aiden pog. Clutching the w by not giving Greyson the money

[@synthiandrakon]

it's funny because people say that they like how apolitical the yard members are but I'm the opposite I like how political the yard is without actually talking about politics. It feels like for years, KZbinrs have adopted this exhausting centrism where they're like "I don't like to talk about politics and both sides have good points" so it's kind of refreshing that more content creators like the yard boys are willing to be like "right wingers do be crazy" and then move on. I was listening to a podcast the other day and in 2022 they were still like "aren't both sides dumb, aren't we so much smarter for not picking a side" that shits infuriating.

[@agustingarcia8770]

true. the always sunny podcast loves to do this and its so annoying

[@4purs]

Both sides ARE dumb tho

[@agustingarcia8770]

@@4purs saying "both sides are dumb"(true) isnt the same as saying "both sides have good points"(wrong). Also not doing anything because both sides are dumb is useless and just shows that you are in a privileged position that allows you to not care. Also US brainrot about there only being 2 sides and all that stuff

[@agustingarcia8770]

@Agustin Garcia Damn bro tell me what you really think

[@Arishtanxmi]

@@agustingarcia8770 L Forgot to switch accounts?

[@guzer111777]

CONGRATS ON THE BIG BAG LUDDIE!

[@dirtbagel]

I think Aimen saved Ludwig's financial situation.

[@bignicotine]

hes got so much money you have no idea, he wouldve been fine

[@wbarber88]

Slime is a god of anger and thought Nick is a god of comedy Ludwig is a god of stoicism and Aimen is a god of humility and compassion.

[@byzworp9267]

Aiden talking about skating early to make up for the bomb Nick & Slime dropped on him last ep lmaooo

[@RandomTaemate]

“I WAS HIGH IT WAS MY DAY OFF never contact me on god’s day” needs to be a shirt

[@TyEdwardsE]

7:00 "People know we climb into the set through a trapdoor" I thought they were outside in their backyard

[@xard8794]

Listening to the boys talk about circumcision is so wild cause Nick and Slime are CONVINCED that circumcision is the norm when in reality the only groups that circumcise are Jewish, Muslims, and Americans

[@bignicotine]

america is the whole world

[@virusDETECTED]

Some places in Africa will do it too

[@samunderwood4005]

At 6:36 Nick breaks the tip of the gnomes hat. RIP Gnome.

[@antoniospeck4765]

Already In Nebraska let’s get this started boys

[@lolfert]

Missed so many eps. I'm glad I'm here

[@VixeyTeh]

...just remember that kickflip did not put a hole in their lawn. 🤣 👮+ 🍩

[@Nardwhile]

Hittin em with the old school kickflip I like it

[@CavemanThings]

Slime is pure chihuahua energy

[@BrennanLM]

congrats on 200k lmaooo

[@kuchtwotimes]

nick knowing rock paper scissor discourse was going to happen cracked me up. "i tried to prevent this"

[@noahmarriott2672]

I’m so mad that Ludwig won that tennis bet lmfao

[@oliveviixi3837]

aimen cuffed his jeans just to make sure we know

[@Masspropagation]

Rewaatching old pods I've missed... I'm actually moving to Nebraska next month. You're welcome.

[@alexbigbonejones]

Aidens dad loving top gun is so weird to me because my dad is also a pilot and he despises the movie because of how "unrealistic" it is

[@reanbowlerd5988]

Wow i sure did love listening to the entire podcast before leaving this comment!

[@Christopher_Cole]

59:30 their registers were probably broken and unable to accept payment, but DoorDash payments are handled differently. Could have done cash only, but depends on how broken their registers were and what the policy is.

[@nen9429]

Without the BIG number i thought this was a clip, so i went to find the full ep and realized i was already watching it

[@deep_cuts2019]

I'm not one of those "effortlessly cool" shills, but I think Nick was on fire this episode. "You should get 2 gold... in real life" killed me

[@othuertas]

44:43 the KZbin voice is spot on 🤣

[@aspenlog7484]

Slime looks like he thinks it's the plane this episode

[@jarroddobben]

It's fucking brazy how much cash lud can throw around, I'd love the opportunity to wire my friend a clean 100k but at the same time I feel like us poors gotta eat the content creators first when the lights go out

[@GnarlsJr]

I’ll be here next year for the heat check, boys. You have my word 🖤

[@Dolosify]

Ludwig is gonna get scammed by the equivalent of a runescape gp doubler and im here for it

[@thekingofpotatoes1932]

Damn, was just watching every single episode of the yard on this channel, what a coincidence

[@GoddessRyo]

i need to get the patreon the second i have money i love this podcast so much

[@razorgamingnetwork380]

Man Nick is so effortlessly cool

[@Eighty_Ninety]

Came back to listen to the “so Aiden, you’re broke” bit again after the CS:GO knife

[@PorkChopGaming1]

The Top Gun: A weapon that when you shoot someone with it they immediately give the nearest person top

[@jacksonscott7697]

watching this after the news about the gambling guy is tough

[@JokerPrince]

Nick probably spent the longest time on this thumbnail to make sure he's not wrong

[@lmomhodges4842]

The instant like for my favorite podcast

[@lukeclamon4911]

Aiden actually used "the economy is in shambles" as an excuse for broke status