We Finally Landed Our Dream Guest... - Off The Rails #38

[@cthulujesus404]

Ethan is an absolute GOBLIN lmao. Encouraging Jimmie to rampage through the restaurant while the entire crew implodes with cringe really shows off his innermost desire for pure chaos.

[@BamBalzer]

10000% it’s so funny

[@jakem8504]

Yesssss very telling of Ethan’s inner self. Made for h3 gold content though lol.

[@taintunicorn]

I was cringing.

[@ThePhisp]

Also Ethan telling Tony to smell Wali's scooter seat 💀

[@Joe-vy5qw]

and that is why I'll never stop watching. Anything for the show

[@halodeer]

Jimmy holding the camera so close to his face while saying " I like all this crap I got a personality disorder" had me screaming

[@Polarseltzerdrinker]

I was WHEEZING

[@prihaps]

Lmaoooo can you please time stamp? It wass too chaotic to follow😭

[@annaliseibarra3523]

@@prihaps 2:30:27

[@prihaps]

@@annaliseibarra3523 omg ilysm! Family❤️

[@prihaps]

@@annaliseibarra3523 lmaooo so good😭😭😭 ty again

[@dimitrijetojagic1896]

AB: Sitting silently, doing absolutely nothing. Jimmy Lee : AB put down the rifle. I cant even. This was the greatest episode ever

[@fefefoesho11]

That made me cackle! 😂

[@adh3247]

“Take your viagra Dan”

[@paulina2878]

Wally: Everyone can visit just not muslims Ian: *pans to AB*

[@BunnyboyCarrot]

That moment had me dieing

[@olivias2414]

It’s a shame there’s such a language barrier with wally. His stories i’m sure are so interesting. Wish I could understand more of what he’s saying

[@remy3839]

His English is really good it’s just his enunciation, but I agree, never focused so hard lol

[@AVspectre]

@@remy3839 thanks for this heads up. Reducing listening speed back down to x1. :)

[@kevindube7096]

Jimmie Lee promises that once he fixes his teethies we will understand every word! Everybody saw Jimmie said that!

[@olivias2414]

@@kevindube7096 it’s probably less to do with the teeth and more to do with the jaw issues he has I’d assume

[@adh3247]

Ya I couldn’t understand anything he said and I could tell Ethan was struggling too, sadly i had to skip that whole segment

[@bananaskittles]

"Dan take your viagra" needs to be a sound bite followed by the classic "I'm gonna come."

[@jeremyrosal6049]

You have a beautiful mind.

[@tree4318]

breadcum

[@Kaylaallison23]

Maybe even some of Dan's "Funger" action somewhere in there too.

[@demanda3814]

@@jeremyrosal6049 agreed 👌

[@zahrakhalifa3034]

someone give me a time stamp :(

[@tudi_knows]

Remember when Fresh and Fit said Ethan only had on polished media trained guests? LOL

[@supernatural5844]

And honestly most of the time his guest are not polished media trained

[@babaganoush4084]

Almost never! His fav guests are randoms from tik tok, call ins that usually get him in trouble and people who bang feet and peanut butter. Oh

[@stepf2892]

That’s what k love about the show 😂

[@Cinnamarollin]

@@supernatural5844 yeah ikr I’m like who tf are they talking about lmfao

[@ibrahimnabi3345]

@@Cinnamarollin I think they are not really aware of who he is they just saw the most famouse videos and thought that every video is like that.

[@KittenKat1313]

Poor Wali… he’s had a tough life and he really talks about America like he loves it here. I hope the best for him.

[@kevinblanks7135]

thke you

[@fiarazo]

it's not jimmy's jokes that get me, it's his audacity 😭😭😂

[@dr.avalanche4994]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@rod4516]

Well said🤣

[@aydenmcmillen7782]

AUDACITY AUDIO AUDIO

[@baconfacejugs4017]

That’s actually probably the best way to put it

[@WhiteCourtain]

Didn't expect to feel so deeply for Wali. I expected to goof on him but he was pretty coherent and had an unexpectedly serious past. That gofundme was popping off thanks to the FAMILY though I wish him all the best

[@Nooticus]

He's truly unbelievable. I've been a huge follower of him for about a year and I don't regret anything. Such a truly interesting character and so super funny too!!

[@emossard]

family family family

[@freezyfridge]

the problem is i cant understand what hes saying joj biden you take you family to russia government or turkiye government because you work for ashol nier

[@ariq7891]

Personally, coming from a bengali family i understand almost everything Wali said and it actually makes me really sad. He just seems like a traumatized man living in poverty

[@vansdan.]

my heart aches for him 😢

[@gossgorl]

Any chance you can summarize it a little bit ?? I really couldn’t understand him and Ethan wouldn’t let the translator help 🥲

[@RasenganAssassin]

@@gossgorl This is based on what I was able to understand so I may be wrong. I believe he was a prisoner of war held by the Saddam regime in Iraq while fighting for Kurdish forces (as part of a US-backed (?) group). He was held for nine years and was tortured as a PoW. Important to note that historically, the Kurdish people have been subject to discrimination and persecution by Iraq, Syria, Turkey, and Iran so it’s likely his life was not easy even before the war. He mentions how many members of his family were killed / are dead. He came to US in 97-98 and worked for some time, then due to some issues with his hands (?) he was unemployed and and has been living as “low income” since. He also mentions that his mother was in ill health (when he talks about the police chase) and recently passed away. He leans on his family for financial support. He also says he is disabled.

[@ariq7891]

@@gossgorlI won’t pretend like i understand all the history behind it, but a lot of his family was killed by sadam hussein and he was captured and tortured for like a decade because of his religion (hence his aversion to muslims). And after fleeing to America hes disabled, obese and has a lot of health conditions. The man is also poor enough to be living off canned beans

[@WithAngelWings]

I’m so sad he can’t afford a lot of food and also has no teeth 😭💔

[@RIPTIDEsounds]

I remember like a year ago maybe more when Ethan was mentioning how he wanted his own cast of characters like Howard Stern and it’s wild to see how much it’s grown since then. The crew, the extended universe the H3CU is immense

[@realshmoothie]

That was nearly 4 years ago lol. I remember watching that episode before I moved across the country. Time is weird post COVID

[@sav-]

@@realshmoothie damn, it’s already been four years since that episode? Lol jesus

[@gossgorl]

I had the same memory while watching this and really anytime gabe calls!

[@ashleyshoop]

YEA

[@ashleyshoop]

I always think about this I am so proud of how far they’ve come

[@MissPortuga2009]

I’m half Kurdish and my family is from Qamisli. Never in a million years would have thought that I would hear my family’s town name here. Almost got emotional. Much love to my Kurdish brother ❤

[@WithAngelWings]

Do you feel like you could understand what he was saying better? Cause there was a lot I didn’t understand and Ethan just kinda moved on instead of having the translator explain 😭

[@MissPortuga2009]

@@WithAngelWings more or less, I think the connection didn’t help but I think the audience got the most of it 😀

[@Marz_000]

Did you understand when he was explaining why Muslims can’t donate to him?

[@MissPortuga2009]

@@Marz_000 yes I do. Obviously he has more reason than anyone to hate Muslims. I understand that hate because war is something that changes you. I wasn’t there when the war started but the feeling of impotence of not being able to help (what help could I provide, but even still you feel it), being desperate because you can’t contact everyone for days because the internet is not working and all you think about is your family being killed by bombs, soldiers or biological weapons (yes, it happened and no one talks about it). For me personally, i don’t trust Turks, except Hassan cause I’m a simp. I know generalizing is wrong and I’m working on it, but my family and my people suffered too much at the hand of Turks for no reason other than power. So if I feel reluctant every time I see a Turk, imagine Wally P when he encounters a Muslim. I know he knows that deep down the majority of Muslims are good people, and in my case I like to believe the majority of Turks are too, specially since I saw Hassan talking about how a lot of them (more than I thought) are against their regime. But when something like that happens to you… you’ll always have your guard up.

[@Unclejamsarmy]

Sara! We need Djene Bajalan (Kurdish Brit leftist professor in Missouri and KZbinr) to connect with Wali. Use your hot Kurdish girl to DM Djene and make it happen lol

[@carterstuckey4844]

I feel like this is the most lore packed into an episode ever

[@theadventuresofmeeee]

I’m out here writing notes

[@delc9655]

lmao shout out to AB, he is the sweetest crew member and still takes most of the literal and metaphorical punches

[@aphrog649]

i felt so bad for him during the wali section 😭 it’s clear wali has some past trauma, but it’s still sad

[@sullyrocks95]

“The last guy said he hates my people and yet this is somehow worse” is the best description of the jimmy segment

[@johnnydeleon8210]

Jimmy was born to be off the rails mascot

[@lgee8383]

AB always says the funniest shit when he isn't even trying.

[@LouiseB228]

@@lgee8383 ABs wit is underrated for sure

[@msmccrabbleapple]

Ethan: You need law and order in Disney Also Ethan: Let's ride around Disney in Gatsbies

[@scoopitywoop]

Ethan is normally a Michael but he was being a total Dwight agreeing with the employee

[@coralrose5754]

@@scoopitywoop David taught him better 🤣

[@Stephanie-rg5ln]

LMAO I forgot about that

[@vorteximg]

Didn’t they not ride around in gatsbies cause it would’ve been too chaotic?

[@brontasaurus2560]

@@vorteximg that and he would have to buy multiple gatsbies at over 3 grand each, with the chance of being turned away at the gates for not being actually disabled

[@slightlyskywalking2195]

I literally didn't understand 95 percent of what he said but fucking let's go that was awesome what a great guy. Wamily

[@lobsterairsoft499]

Let’s go right now

[@CR-zd7jb]

@@lobsterairsoft499 ok, but go where?

[@CR-zd7jb]

@@ATOMIC_V_8 heck yeah I’m down!

[@GirlNo111]

Wamily wamily wamily

[@shelterskelter7]

The codependency Jimmy has of Zach is my favorite things about Jimmy lol

[@Sam-mb6mg]

LMFAOO

[@Katerpillar_]

It is so endearing lmao

[@mylifeisJDM]

Zacharooni

[@Amelia-kq1ck]

Audio audio audio

[@metrognome7921]

🤣🤣🤣

[@CarlyGayJepsen]

The way love always giggles at ethan’s unhinged comments is so funny 😂

[@tiger-lily3014]

I feel like love has the darkest humor of all the crew 😂

[@CarlyGayJepsen]

@@tiger-lily3014 from what we see on the show he definitely does he’s always the only one giggling while the other crew members are panicking everytime ethan goes off the rails 😭

[@ultraviolettas]

deez NUTZ

[@tobyfox6195]

Love laughing is so representative of the fandom.

[@Jonqen]

You know zoomers have the darkest humour. Us millenials are to frail x)

[@alyasvlogs]

I can’t even begin to describe how off the rails this one truly was

[@mrs5189]

I wasn't able to catch it.

[@nickypoo5000]

THIS WAS?? MF made a bomb joke 2 episodes ago lol. WE LOVE OUR KING THOUGH

[@Bondokill]

Wow it sounds soooo off the rails. Like omggggg

[@vVAstrAVv]

Some say the most off the rails

[@JackRM7]

Just starting to watch it - letsss goooooooo

[@edwinzuniga123]

Another devastatingly explosive episode guys, just an absolute thermonuclear blast of entertainment, I was yet again blown into smithereens, with laughter. keep it up proud of ya!

[@allie4457]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM WEEEEAAAK

[@xkaxsky.69]

They gunned you down…. With their jokes

[@BrockAwesome]

I was publically executed with comedy... In Minecraft... 👍

[@CheersMyDudes]

Great work Edwin, keep it up, proud of ya!

[@liberalsaredegeneratebetasoyl]

low iq bots

[@bobertsonn]

Ians camera switching was top tier this ep. He captured the pure cringe/horror on everyones face perfectly

[@tabithajarrell766]

You are so right!!! 😂😂😂

[@s_218M]

It’s such a subtle art but it’s soo crucial to the show and the comedic timing. We love Iannn

[@kelssrp]

Sooooo good lol

[@ave3468]

When Wally was talking ab not wanting Muslims in his house and it panned to Ab I DIED😭

[@madpad4397]

What a god awful episode. I skipped a lot of the Trisha crap and that’s it. Now this Wally interview as well what a trash hack channel now

[@GriffinLisuk]

When I was a cast member at Disneyland, I was trained to try to make “magical moments” for guests whenever possible sometimes by giving the guests an experience they wouldn’t normally get, as long as everyone is safe. I think the cast member that let them up on the stage did a great job. The other cast member ruined their magical moment and was rude while doing it by grabbing the ring. He could have 100% let her say yes and then walked up given them a little applause and escorted them off the stage.

[@LowrieMusic]

Yeh you're totally right. They could've gone about it with a much more Disney approach! It was a very strange video to watch as a Disney world fan.

[@keshafreak1019]

Very curious what other types of magical moments did you create? Do you have other examples lol

[@GriffinLisuk]

@@keshafreak1019 I wasn’t the best at creating magical moments cause I was just a buss boy so You can imagine I wasn’t super enthusiastic, but on a few occasions, quieting everyone in the restaurant to announce a couples anniversary/ someone’s birthday. Stuff like that, to make the guests day special. One minor example of slightly breaking the rules to make a magical moment was when I would trade pins with guests my lead gave me 2 really nice glittery tinker bell pins and told me next time a little girl wanted to trade with me to give her a tinker bell pin for free to make her day magical. I know these obviously aren’t as crazy a situation as the proposal clip, but just to give an example of bending the rules to make a guest’s day!

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Not to mention his ultra-insulting attempt at a Jedi mind trick with "Yes, that's great, but over here it's gonna be even better!" Not sure what the relevant laws are in France, but in the U.S., the cast member could be prosecuted for running in and seizing their property like that. (Although with all the back-alley deals the Anaheim government power-brokers have recently been exposed for orchestrating with Disneyland, the couple would probably have to turn to a civil lawsuit for satisfaction. Can't imagine the situation over in Florida is much better.)

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

@@lizard6576 Nonsense. In the video, the guy says something like "she said it'd be OK", while pointing to someone. I'd also argue that the couple could easily be _more_ likely to trip and fall when some lunatic has just run in and snatched away their engagement ring, their train of thought has been totally disrupted during a super-emotional moment, and they're being ordered to quickly descend stairs. Someone posted in another thread that they had a similar experience, at WDW, I believe, where they had to ask a couple of different CMs before one said yes, and they quickly did the proposal in the restricted area before any less permissive CMs had time to come in and shut them down. That's ridiculous for you to just pronounce that no CM at any Disney park could possibly ever say yes to such a request.

[@elkebelle8449]

When it zooms up on jimmy’s mouth and Ethan goes “ya hungry jimmy?” And jimmy goes “STWARVING” I nearly peed myself

[@wolfheart1136]

This episode isn't just off the rails, the rails have been dismantled and melted down into caltrops then thrown into on coming traffic on the autobahn

[@_mattsongz]

This was beautifully put lol

[@corriethomson4431]

Yeah Ethan has become such a degenerate nowadays. Making a bomb threat and platforming laughable claims of abuse by fresh and fit.

[@blended7775]

The rails were melted down and turned into spikes to be thrown into Greg abbots wheelchaor

[@FrostedRaps]

@@blended7775 how dare you make fun of the disabled *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*

[@chynarocker1237]

Lmaoo yes

[@TheFrontRowe]

The Jimmie segment was one of the most insane live podcast experiences I’ve ever witnessed. I was holding my shirt over my face the entire time with one eye creeping out. I couldn’t watch, but I also couldn’t look away.

[@jhvibes3471]

wtf do you mean? dude is a fucking riot even if for the wrong reasons

[@TheFrontRowe]

@@jhvibes3471 I loved it! It was just cringey but also amazing

[@freeprizeinside3036]

Same! Haha when the camera switched to AB hiding in his shirt, I was doing the same thing too lmao

[@jhvibes3471]

@@TheFrontRowe my bad, I totally thought you meant like you were clutching your pearls

[@jafuncle]

Slippin Jimmie

[@Xethl]

Good luck to any future guest trying to top this dude's history. Everything from being a POW to being in a high speed police chase with (maybe) 25 police cars.

[@imnothereforthefood7832]

Skinny legend + survived 5 stars and pow camp

[@wees8913]

He wasn't that great a guest, audio was awful also

[@angelvu]

@@wees8913 That’s what makes it better

[@aaronmay7090]

@@wees8913 you just dont get it

[@aaronmay7090]

@@blankety1988 bro imagine you spent 9 years being tortured by muslims and arabs. Waking up every day not knowing what horrible thing they would do to him next. Im not saying its right but how about you go through the same thing and see how you feel after? He has PTSD no doubt from it so ofc hes adverse and scared of muslims

[@user-qy8tu2bk9m]

"this man was tortured for 10 years in a POW camp" Ethan: "oh, wow. Anyways"

[@user-qy8tu2bk9m]

@@Harpreet06 he could understand the perfectly fluent guy helping him who told him what he just said lol

[@theplayboi9619]

@@user-qy8tu2bk9m could just be to that Ethan doesn’t want to remind him of that time in his life, I’m sure he doesn’t want to ask him all the details of being tortured for a decade.

[@Cultured_swine]

That was the entire interview 🙃 Wali had so many deep and interesting anecdotes that went right over Ethan’s head. He just wanted him to be a meme

[@bbbildhuu]

Yeah let’s not have the guy go through some ptsd shit good to move on quick

[@the_quadracorn]

He probably didn't want to hone in on what is likely the most traumatic thing that ever happened to the guy...

[@alexaballance]

54:40 is so funny. First time Wali says “Any Christian or Jewish can visit me just not Islam” and then AB immediately goes “mhm’

[@PaletteBegonia]

You gotta sound bite Wali’s laugh , he seems really interesting aswell and has actual stories. I like that Dan although not agreeing with his pov from the intro he did understand that he cannot understand that pain and trauma that one would suffer from with his set of circumstances..

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Yes, let's hope Dan's disclaimer will avert this episode getting taken down for bullying!

[@stephaniec2892]

Agreed! His experience is beyond traumatic. Most people don't come out normal after something that severe, especially with head trauma. The crew's empathy was nice.

[@2lizregan]

Zach says he gets annoyed by Jimmy but he’s honestly like him. Egging him on.

[@avery2674]

i agree!! zach encourages the “insult comedy” jokes lowkey

[@KevinUchihaOG]

love/hate relationship i imagine

[@Jayjones03]

Wali is repping the OG beans on toast with the canned beans and pita bread.

[@brinoreeno]

Family

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

@Jonathon Jones: Good point! "He treated his liver with some fava beans, and a cross-key ante."

[@JavInDaUSA]

@@brinoreeno family

[@EricLeValley]

This is definitely one of the best episodes ever! Gives a whole new meaning to "Off The Rails"

[@atte3825]

THIS IS DEFINETLY ONE OF THE EPISODES EVER!!

[@kaitlinsu807]

I was literally thinking the same thing! Killin it 👍🏻

[@allisad7217]

loved this episode. i love watching the chaos of jimmie lee

[@tonigriffiths]

probs my favourite ever i havent laughed that hard in so long

[@madi8701]

This was by far my favorite off the rails

[@michaelacasey1594]

The last time I laughed this hard at the podcast was when Ethan and Post were watching the Patrice Wilson live stream. The insanity is back and I can’t wait to see Jimmy and Wali go cross country for the tooth quest

[@MicioB]

Yesssss absolutely

[@missymay8809]

Still watching, but Jimmie offering to do Walli's teeth pro Bono has literally brought me to tears. It shows how big of a heart Jimmie has despite his inappropriate "jokes". Sometimes I feel Jimmie is just misunderstood. Deep down I feel Jimmie is a really good guy, but some of his jokes make it hard to see his good heart.

[@nathanwho1384]

Oh you mean he said yes when he was put on the spot live during a podcast. How sweet of him.

[@CR-zd7jb]

@@nathanwho1384 daddy chill

[@jug0deparcha]

@Nathan Who aww you sound bitter

[@giacintaah]

He just seems like a super awkward, probably on the spectrum, boomer. Not a horrible person at all, just a boomer

[@gabrielgonzalezgamboa3952]

@@nathanwho1384 ethan literally said he asked him through text while speaking to Wali

[@shilhann]

Jimmy Lee needs to do his act only with drag queens because they can handle the back and forth with him

[@lobsterairsoft499]

Damn that’s genius they’d cancel each other out

[@shilhann]

@@lobsterairsoft499 exactly 💯

[@sw8547]

Ohhh myyy godddd yes!

[@janeelizabeth1259]

yesss imagine them putting jimmy in drag as well

[@seanceknowles2911]

I’d pay good money to watch that 😂

[@ashleythompson6850]

Wali answered the “Muslims on sight” question in the plainest English in the whole segment, and Ethan said, “what did he say Lena?” LOL.

[@bre7766]

That part killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicacollins4042]

😂

[@muggle4769]

Time stamp plz ¿

[@NeverShoutBerenice]

Wali actually seems like such a genuine and nice man 🥺 for having no teeth he has such a nice smile

[@choaybzellal5861]

He was extremely racist

[@mebejoey14]

00:00 intro 9:45 Tony update 12:59 frog army update 16:40 Disney employee ruins proposal 27:05 Jimmy Lee part 1 49:55 Wali interview 2:10:29 Jimmy Lee part 2 2:16:10 Jimmy Lee calls in 2:49:37 90 fiancé sells boob sweat 2:52:40 Johnny Depp tiktok & verdict aftermath discussion 2:59:08 keemstar cringe 3:04:12 more Johnny depp tiktoks 3:06:33 Austin mcbroom boxing event

[@Dylagm]

Ethan always has fire episodes the week after getting cancelled, i already know Friday is going to be epic

[@nola1439]

Tony and Wali’s friendship is one of the strangest things I’ve seen, and I don’t know what to think about them but he seems to be helping out Wali and that’s nice.

[@CR-zd7jb]

My siblings and I have great friendships with elderly people. Doings things like going to get lunch, tea, chatting, helping them with their yard work, and etc are all just examples of things we do, so I guess to me it isn’t as weird. Their relationship really reminded me of my own life, and that I am probably not odd for chilling with elderly people (which I enjoy).

[@Prideminute]

@@CR-zd7jb that’s so sweet, makes me miss my Lola❤️ how do you guys go about finding an elderly friend?

[@LeGiraffeTacoo]

Thats how i was feeling the whole time lmao

[@shannonrickard8605]

I agree, it is odd but in the best way. Wali needs someone to help him with things and they seem to enjoy each other's company. Im glad they ended up in each other's lives.

[@aodigital9421]

Don't forget Tony was the one who seemed the friendship.

[@braezy]

I think one of my absolute favorite parts of the show has become when Ethan says something that could cue a sound bite, and leaves a few seconds of silence for zach to drop it, only for Zach to take 30 more seconds to find it. Then proceeds to play it triumphantly when he does. Never change, Zach.

[@luis060498]

I’d love to see Wali get real help from h3 and the family. Like finding ways to help him work towards lipo, the new ride, some teeth (even though he said it’d make it too easy for him to eat). It’d also be great to see somebody have a serious interview with him. Who knew he’d have such a crazy past. I feel for him and he deserves more.

[@themikenator]

Dan’s de-brief about Wali’s trauma was touching

[@abigailelizabeth8985]

Dan is a great man

[@qwertyhimym]

Agreed. I have PTSD after conversion therapy and can’t help my physical and emotional reaction when it comes to Mormons. And I get it, generalizing against a group of people is a no, but when you add real PTSD it’s always there no matter what even deep personal work. I appreciate viewers of this channel understanding that and not “canceling” him. PTSD is brutal and vast majority of people won’t get it.

[@blush6490]

@@qwertyhimym I think that comparing Mormonism to Islam isn’t the same. The issues with Islam are way more complex. I understand he has PTSD and that the Kurdish are oppressed people but so are many other Muslim groups. My family has faced trauma at the hand of other Muslims but are still Muslim, as with many other Muslim people. It’s obvious that Wali is dogmatic regardless of his trauma. Edit: also the fact that he still argues against the Muslim faith in favor of other Abrahamic religion despite having lived in a hotspot of three abrahamic religions and many different sects only goes to confirm that he’s simply hateful. There are so many argumentative points between the three that holding any of the beliefs as invalid in favor of another is just wrong.

[@KillaWhael]

@@blush6490 Were any of your family members POWs for 9 years?

[@brit.annica]

Dan is always right

[@clairebages4115]

“I like all this crap I got personality disorder” has me in tears

[@co2_os]

This was the funniest joke Jimmie has ever told lol

[@SarahSmith-yz7cg]

I cried scream laughing at that 🤣

[@co2_os]

This is definitely a podcast I'll visit back in the future. What a great episode lmao

[@Meatsicles1]

Welcome to the family!!

[@theythemgae9025]

Piece of lore and history in the making!

[@sophdoeslife]

you guys really took “off the rails” by the horns with this one

[@ErinLOVESmakeupxoxo]

Omg you’re here!

[@spantzz69]

Wali’s laugh gave me more than my fair share of serotonin for the day

[@Toastcat33]

Watching Jimmie going through the restaurant and terrorizing people had me in tears holy FUCK

[@ThinkerBella1]

😄 🥴 🎣

[@ArtiHoney]

Just regarding Waleed - At the time of the war hes talking about (Iran-Iraq war) Saddam Hussein was conducting a genocide against the Kurdish people from the late 1970s and late 1980s. He talks about the mass killings with the machine guns but Saddam Hussein also used chemical weapons against the Kurds (which is what the US used as their evidence to invade Iraq in 2003). He would have been severely traumatised over his capture and I actually can’t imagine the pain he went through as a Kurd at the time. (Additional: I am Persian and my father was in the Iranian Airforce and served in the same war. Also, the Kurdish people are currently still being marginalised and discriminated against in Iran.)

[@abigails4139]

Thank you for the information! I hope your comment gets more up votes. This puts even more context to the entire wali segment.

[@gracec3069]

That was crazy wali was tortured for 9 years, he has went through so much

[@haepisaus]

The off the rails to end all off the rails episodes. Ethan was definitely tired after the wali interview and was contemplating ending it but he decided to go OFF THE RAILS when he took on Jimmy's call

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Off-off the rails.

[@brittnay279]

Reading this comment at the beginning of them bringing Jimmy in and I can’t wait 😂

[@Kentama]

You know, Jimmy's humor actually kind of works, so long as he's surrounded by people cringing and trying to stop him.

[@ashketchup7948]

Great point. It makes Jimmy the joke instead of the strangers he is assualting.

[@taniaABal]

Ethan: Are you embarrassed? Jimmy: No! I have a personality disorder. Love Jimmy xD

[@l30red08]

He's taking a page out of Trisha's playbook. Just blame it all on a disorder

[@stefanmcdonald3145]

The cringe was radioactive in this one. Absolutely loved it.

[@johnnydeleon8210]

When they were showimg them covering their face and being absolutely cringed I was glad to see I wasnt the only one that was uncompfy but still hilarious all it once 😅

[@killaholic1000]

@@johnnydeleon8210 omg I felt so uncomfortable the whole time I was literally screaming like omggg nooo wayyyy

[@craigbeare9770]

This was the best off the rails and potential h3 ep I have ever seen absolutely wild feel very bad how tough our boi Wally p life has been and I cant imagine the levels of trauma he has faced to still have a sense of humor is amazing

[@iggyramirez2365]

Yeah his living situation is pretty saddening

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

I don't get how he makes no money from tiktok. Does tiktok pay literally nothing? I thought he gets views on there.

[@amenoodles6411]

@@CadgerChristmasLightShow ya tiktok pays next to nothing, he probably gets a few dollars

[@XhumpersX]

I think he gets a pass for any Islamophobia. Living in Saddam's prison camp for nearly a decade while your people are gassed would do a number on anyone. Kurds are a persecuted minority by many countries and horrific atrocities are committed to them both historically and actively in the modern day. I don't blame him for hating Muslims the same way I don't blame a Holocaust survivor for hating Germans. As long as hes not actively trying to harm anyone, just let an old man and his trauma be.

[@jessicacollins4042]

@@XhumpersX ❤️ well said. Thank you.

[@InSaiyan92]

Wali : I was a P.O.W. And was tortured for 9 years. Ethan: why is Trump a bad boy?

[@aphrog649]

oh my god, (1) he only asked him whether he voted for biden or trump and (2) it’s because of the soundbite of wali saying “joe biden wake up” and they couldn’t tell if he was pro or anti biden… it’s not that deep

[@InSaiyan92]

@@aphrog649 my comment wasn't that deep, but you sure found a way to dig into it

[@aphrog649]

@@InSaiyan92 oof i just got to the part where ethan literally says that… i thought you were referring to the part that i was talking about. my bad, i’m too used to people being annoying about ethan’s political opinions

[@clairemarie5212]

I feel like Jimmy in his everyday life talks to Zach even when he’s not there

[@sydneyhastings3502]

honestly Jimmy being himself rather than the jersey outlaw is just hilarious like he could have a reality show

[@rey8bitnintendo]

Did Ethan seriously question if frogs eat insects? That’s like the main thing about them…

[@lol-vn8kz]

He’s just turning them gay

[@theythemgae9025]

I thought hops were the baseline knowledge, closely followed by ew slime.

[@theythemgae9025]

@@bargaingoldandsilver "who's Sam?" The man knows nothin' 😆

[@rey8bitnintendo]

@@theythemgae9025 I’d say hops, ribbits and eating bugs has to be baseline for frogs

[@lobsterairsoft499]

How they gonna eat flies bro

[@nightcrawler6261]

No bs when I saw Ethan post he was gonna go hard this week he meant it. They’re come back this week is nothing but banger episodes. Family

[@JennaEmbers]

i love wali sm, but if you do a segment with him can you add captions? i literally had no clue what he was saying 😂

[@BallinBunBun]

I understood probably 3% of what Wali said LMAO

[@avaxx9610]

I don’t think anyone, not even Tony, could understand him at most points 💀😭

[@veve1713]

As a Chaldean, that Wali segment was crystal clear to understand, so watching the crew and chat try to communicate was gold.

[@ThaGavMan999]

The difference is that Ethan goes a bit too far off the rails sometimes but Jimmy was never on the rails to begin with.

[@daisybelle2336]

I was suffering so much while the podcast was on a break! Watched so many old episodes. The strike-breaks always prove to me 90% of the reason I use KZbin is inadvertently and solely for H3! 💜 Just like the last strike/break, I was on Hulu, Netflix and Prime most of the week, for my lazy entertainment. So glad you all are back 💜💜

[@mandajupp4951]

Same!! It was horrible hahaha

[@britmack5700]

This!!!!!

[@an_ostrich]

Same! Hope Ethan keeps it civil for as long as possible 😂😂😂

[@circumstantiallemon]

I am in utter awe at the Jimmy call segment. That was some H3 podcast history.

[@contrapasso]

I was literally in tears during Jimmie’s call 💀 The man’s a menace

[@Skitguy1]

Wali is so wholesome and hilarious yet so sad, he lived through a war, his country falling apart just for him to be in the USA as a disabled obese person.

[@kareemcantdraw5166]

so wholesome - hates Muslims... nice?

[@Skitguy1]

@@kareemcantdraw5166 well i can’t blame him he was traumatised cause of the iraqi civil war (& isis) . And he said he didn’t hate all muslims some are nice, but the ones he met during the war were dangerous.

[@LK-sy3kl]

@@kareemcantdraw5166 we don’t blame people who develop fear of water after drowning It’s called trauma and his came from a group of people. He’s not just a white supremacist who hates colored people…he is a man who saw his whole family killed and his fellow Kurdish people persecuted for years then got tortured himself, it’s really not surprising that he feels the way he does. He needs therapy

[@kareemcantdraw5166]

@@LK-sy3klfirstly, that still doesn't make it wholesome. Secondly, as a Palestinian and as a Muslim, I wish people in the west had similar compassion for confused Muslims with anti-zionist or anti-american sentiments. This comment section has basically 0 Wali criticism- but imagine, had Wali experienced PoW status as a Palestinian at Israeli hands and said the same things he said but against Jews. The man said he put the Qur'an to his feet and knows the extreme statement that is because he is from the region. I come from a family of displaced Palestinians, and push back against anti-semitism whenever I see it. Seemingly however this community is happy to accept blatant and vile islamaphobic behaviour and then liken to a general trauma response? Maybe I'm being unreasonable and overly sensitive but you have to atleast try meet me half way and see that this would not be accepted if he was talking about most other marginalized groups, from Jews, to homosexuals, to black people.

[@kareemcantdraw5166]

@@Skitguy1 Thats sugar coating what he said -- he didn't say anything about only hating Muslims from that region, from that war etc -- he blanketed us -- he won't accept Muslim visitors in Texas, what do you think is the likely hood that any of them were apart of the Kurdish dismantling by the Saddam Regime? He said there were nice Muslims as a qualifier after the mention of AB and his faith etc etc.

[@frankyramone]

They really went and did it. A 3 and a half hour episode. An explosion of satisfaction. 💣 🧨

[@lizzumzzz]

Tony is an angel for helping out Wali so much. The world needs more people like this. I cannot convey how this makes me feel, it's just beautiful to see

[@scoopitywoop]

When Ethan asked Tony to smell the seat I laughed so much

[@jamesshelton1127]

The chat was trying to cancel him cause they thought he was just using Wali for clout. If he was, he wouldn’t be driving him around more than once a week

[@chrissybouchat101]

@@jamesshelton1127 exactly!!

[@ErnestJHobbs]

@@jamesshelton1127 I still feel uncomfortable about it... Something doesn't sit right for me

[@grapesandwitches]

@@ErnestJHobbs what doesn't sit right for you?

[@katherineleigh.]

please keep the time stamps added!! it’s so much easier to find my spot when coming back to the vod

[@breanamoreno5212]

WAMILY WAMILY WAMILY So glad to have heard from the man, the myth, the legend of Wali. Thank you Ethan for giving him the chance to speak and the opportunity for others and yourself to help him out financially. Peace and love, peace and love.

[@alexaplaybtsbts463]

I can't believe that they made Toni smell the chair 😂😂😂😂

[@jason23189]

Props to all the legends who donated to Walis gofundme. from $250 to $8k and counting

[@silent.shaman]

Just about 12k now!

[@pipariini]

Dan has truly mastered his craft, only he could keep this kind of chaos under control 😄 I sure hope he gets enough holidays in a year! Can you imagine anyone else trying to do his job haha

[@yeturs69420]

Working with Ethan, he gets KZbin sponsored holidays all the time lol

[@Starri00]

@@yeturs69420 oof

[@dianeschmidt17]

I was amazed by how much Walli speak I could understand by the end of that interview. What an interesting guy

[@Wakenbaketv]

Huh?

[@hannahe.5325]

Jimmie out of literally nowhere: "AB! Put down the rifle!" AB hiding his face in his shirt: "Jesus christ, I'm a human being." I'm pissing my pants rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2:30:20

[@mementomori.goodbye.5104]

😭😭😭

[@BrockAwesome]

Absolutely loved this episode! It's was utter chaos in the best possible way. The Walli stuff and the Jimmy Lee stuff was amazing. Ethan has this way of interviewing where he asks the things that people think of but never think to ask about. Like what's in your cupboards? 🤣🤣🤣 The Nair and baby oil killed me. "That's not mine! Throw it away!" Hahahaha

[@Maryamxoxo-s2z]

This is like the best ep to ever exist and I'm not even exaggerating 😂😂😂

[@GoodTimeGremlin]

Better than my recent video?

[@mralabbad7]

And to think 33% of the audience almost took that away from us :P

[@jakem8504]

Yea this episode was pure h3 gold. Haven’t laughed this much from an episode in a very long time

[@blaker544]

Jimmies segment had me laughing harder than any segment ever on this show

[@jakefacine]

Yep. I see how this makes people happy.

[@helenf.7221]

Haven’t gotten to it yet, but the comments he made about the woman with the one eye previously had me dying

[@jeanieinabottlex]

I'm reminded everyday how much I love Olivia; "Don't talk about my boss like that" 🎶💅

[@EmeraldEyes3713]

I love when she says this, I say this to my friends and my husband all the time when they’re badmouthing themselves. Excuse me, don’t talk about my best friend like that!

[@emilychrist]

This episode was practically unwatchable! Keep it up! Not even being ironic here, I just love the chaos

[@expensivepink7]

LMAO

[@intothevoid10]

MOOD

[@mimir1885]

I seriously loved the Walli segment so MUCH!!! I truly didn't think I was, but wow! What a guy, like seriously what a legend ! Definitely going to donate to his GoFundMe next week I get paid!

[@kileyelizabeth2]

I found it weird that Wali’s friend Tony started asking Ethan about guns. Almost like he was trying to bait him. Felt off to me

[@helenf.7221]

Yup same here. Some ppl are speculating he may be using walli for something because of his odd behavior

[@hannahtara7289]

Same felt immediately protective for the family

[@phoebehundley7244]

What do you mean?

[@kennedylynn7378]

i thought the same thing! that, along with the thing in the beginning about his car. i’m not liking the vibes.

[@noemiv8248]

@@kennedylynn7378 nono the vibes are off definitely

[@hairstrand780]

Late watchers: brace yourselves for this one 😅

[@daisybelle2336]

1hr 45min in and seemingly finishing the Wali segment 😂 ?? From what I read... I should be excited for the Jimmy Lee call, coming up!

[@hairstrand780]

@@daisybelle2336 yeah grab your popcorn for sure! 😳

[@FeralFennecFox]

Oh nooo💀 btw thank you for not spoiling it I got the notification for the live at work😭

[@heyvaleria4792]

FR

[@lildraco2033]

Uh oh 😅 hope we didn’t get another ban 😅😅

[@amandahale3843]

i’ve watched the jimmy lee segment 5 times now and it makes my depression go away for a few minutes lol

[@10draperful]

The podcast has taken on a new style of comedy in the last few months since they shedded certain fans through 'controversy'; and you can tell Ethan loves it :)

[@jonmcdowell6437]

I love how Jimmy always ropes Zack and AB into his antics

[@sjsdfhnkjdfhkdsnhkjsd]

AB and Lena are such good people

[@JunaGlow]

much love to them!

[@Rivendelll]

Wali cackling at Cam’s police chase edit was incredibly wholesome. Camily, camily, camily ✌️🤍

[@lakailimit3d]

This was the most chaotic podcast ever, and I'm here for it.

[@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521]

My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest KZbinr EVAH! Please agree, dear curtis

[@jairokachow]

Off the rails!!!!

[@lakailimit3d]

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 You ok?

[@lakailimit3d]

@@Kigoz4Life Hey man, you alright?

[@lakailimit3d]

@@Kigoz4Life Ok, just checking, that comment was pretty unhinged and cringe

[@allydaily7244]

When Jimmy keeps talking over everyone and won’t stop, it legit makes my skin crawl 😂

[@NoraDalila]

This was an awesome episode. As someone who is Iraqi and my family is Muslim- if i went through what Wally went through- I’d probably hate Iraqis/Muslims too. No hate to Wally he’s been through so much!! Much love to all of you

[@Ink_Addict93]

Jimmie Lee is HELL on wheels💀 I don’t think he has a limit as long as Zack asks him to do it😂

[@BusDayHeadz]

I have heard some dumb stuff come out of Ethan's mouth, but "what do little frogs eat" has to be in the top five.

[@joebarra1010]

I was seriously surprised.

[@sw8547]

Lmfao I think he was thinking tadpoles 😂😂

[@jessicacollins4042]

To ask questions and have the willingness to learn, even small things, is not dumb.

[@BusDayHeadz]

@@jessicacollins4042 A "willingness to learn" seemed a lot like stubbornly arguing with Dan about it

[@sabinasajid6866]

@@sw8547 lmfaooo 1000%.

[@yaygarita]

Idk WHY but I have cried laughing every time you've had boomers on the show with terrible audio and zoomed in video (Donna and now Jimmie)

[@onelasttenderplace]

Same 😭

[@kittydude1304]

Jimmys lady on the dollar bill joke was genuinely funny

[@intothevoid10]

Wali taking a phone call during the interview absolutely sent me

[@hayleygt9883]

need someone to love me the way jimmy loves zach

[@stzcolsef]

Noo cursed hahah what, an obsessive, mentally ill, only using you to get famous lover to text you incessantly? 😵‍💫😮‍💨

[@rf3269]

Jimmy had me DYING!! 😂 With peace and love, Jimmy’s schtick just reminds me of when I visit my family in New Jersey in the best way possible. The embarrassing behavior is a way of showing love. ✌🏻❤️