We LOVE Caffeinated Pizza Rolls!

[@McTreeBertRELOADED]

hbomber has been unusually quiet since this dropped

[@Conrad500]

I saw him denying that he ever made that video

[@husbant6333]

He's grooming kids on Discord give him a break

[@kidflersh7807]

​@@Conrad500what video

[@u4eahh272]

​@@Conrad500You didn't, but definitely keep making up stories about it

[@redkf]

You can't keep pretending that nothing happened! JUSTICE FOR JARED

[@Velrikk]

Dissapointed that this doesn't adress Jared's sudden passing...

[@TheBlindWeasel]

He'll do it himself once he comes back as a zombie at the end of the month

[@stevekearney3233]

I just got a letter from Jared. He is at a farm upstate. He learned how to milk a cow. He likes it very much. He doesn’t have cell service and I burned his letter per his instructions (he dabbles in statecraft).

[@niwatorimeat]

Dude you need to delete this before they do

[@mynameisjack0618]

Jared literally isn’t a real person

[@u4eahh272]

​@niwatorimeat well it's been up for 2 weeks, I guess G-seppi's has a lot on their minds, what with their murderous snack food.

[@HeavyMetal469]

I want to try G-seppi's caffeinated pizza rolls (official sponsor for 64X) but they are banned in my country after "the incident" :(

[@Conrad500]

Big government stepping all over little pizzas, specifically pizza rolls

[@cybercop0083]

Go ahead. But don't eat more than one when playing Infinity Nikki

[@Gematria009]

We mourn those we lost in the G-Seppi's Caffeinated Pizza Rolls Poisoning

[@whyiwakeup6460]

Jared.

[@jecobian]

LMAO "i have a panic disorder and a caffeine sensitity" was killing me!

[@ShadeX]

I can't believe Tommy Tallarico created G-Seppi's Caffeinated Pizza Rolls

[@cybercop0083]

1:02 Music doesn't lie. Tommy Tallarico Studios: Culinary Compositions. To make mama proud.

[@localhjay]

The Amiga of Snacks

[@hooray4totsugeki]

Another thing for his mother to be proud of.

[@AjayESharma]

really inappropriate to joke about G-Seppis after they killed a guy, super insensitive

[@postkataklizm]

LMAOOO

[@christianrogers7994]

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@shimp_]

I am using my nephew 's youtube cHannel since mine was CENSORED and DELETED for telling the TRUTH on here. JEROD IS ALIVE. I SAW HIM BEHIND THE VOLUNTEER BOOTH AT THE 64 X CONVENTION ON SUNDAY. I went up to him and yelled his name and he said "who" and left through a staff only back door. SOMETHING BIG IS GOING ON HERE. FREE JAROD

[@MatthewPherigo]

Thank you for speaking the truth

[@nachosNipples]

i'm just discovering this but fr?

[@sarcastamasta]

It's embarassing you still support G-Seppi's after what happened. I cannot support Mega64 anymore. Do better.

[@l4lo678]

What happened?

[@MrChocolateDinosaur]

​@@l4lo678The caffeinated pizza rolls aren't safe to eat and STILL they promote the brand. Despicable

[@gameguy1337]

@@l4lo678 The high caffeine content killed Jared.

[@EeveeEuphoria]

yeah... no surprise the WOKE hbomberguy supported g-seppi.... they keep you awake, and they keep you awoke......

[@RunsWithKniefs]

They found out the CEO isn't even a gamer.

[@7head843]

The Come & See gag killed me

[@treytison1444]

I noticed that too

[@faaaaario]

I understand her: I need a little caffeine when watching Salò and G-Seppi's makes it even better!

[@dikydankedude]

Google's new AI search told me that G-Seppi's pizza rolls are non addictive, non lethal, and taste great with your favorite glue dipping sauce

[@POSTELVIS]

just sickening! G-seppi's is LITERALLY laughing in our FACES right now #JaredRemembers

[@Beegpapijimbo]

It's so crazy seeing M64 having their own con in the Seattle convention center after meeting them at a tiny booth at PAX fifteen years ago

[@akaianc]

I've followed you guys since 2006, and now I've actually ended up in one of your videos. I'm pretty sure my middle-school self would explode if I could tell him that would happen. Love you all. Man, G-seppi's had me fooled at the convention, though.

[@brichen5004]

RIP Jared

[@JMadLabs]

Rocco walking around with a tray of pizza rolls is so unhinged 🤣

[@acepedro12]

The girl in cosplay understood the assignment.

[@maxsharpe2194]

The energy drink shortening of Giuseppi to a more "hip" G-SEPPI is great

[@hayk3000]

"The G stands for Guaraná"

[@TyranBatten]

This has major early Giant Bomb at E3 energy

[@Nergal134]

That's been the vibe for 30 years.

[@PostTimeskipSam]

It's why Ryan Davis invited Mega64 to one of their E3 shows years ago. He loved Mega64! RIP

[@Rodney17302]

I clicked on this video because I thought AVGN was in the thumbnail, but after watching, my life drastically changed forever. I immediately bought all the caffeinated pizza rolls I could afford. My wife was confused, and became furious and jealous at my performance in video games. I've been able to play video games for 36 hours straight. I don't know where my wife went... but my pizza rolls are all I need.

[@arsarma1808]

I just fucking stumbled over a tarp in the hallway and when I checked under it it was Jared?! What killed him?!

[@DrButthugger]

1:14 anyone that grew up in the 90’s distinctly remembers the tagline at the end of all the commercials “G-Seppi’s: *AHHHHHHHHHHH!* ”

[@Readingeye]

Fun fact: Did you know 99% of all initial taste testers for G-Seppi's pizza rolls disappeared on the same night in 1997?

[@zombiefriend]

Rocco was definitely up at 4am editing this one

[@AsleepAura]

If you dont eat G-seppi's caffeinated pizza rolls right now, Aquaman is going to come and steal your HOUSE!

[@Xydako]

I used to have to take adderall for my ADHD, now I just eat G-Seppi’s. Bless you guys, now with the time and money I save from going to the doctors I can buy more Roblox cards.

[@Oceanity]

Be careful y'all, my best friend said his uncle had a twin brother named Jeremy that ate 3 of these and then died

[@heartofShinRa]

G-Seppi's pizza rolls, guaranteed to diffuse(or create) any awkward situation. Now with 69x your daily recommended dose of copium!

[@TheSonicsean]

You know, maybe "Jared" only died because BIG ENERGY DRINK doesn't want you to know about caffeinated pizza rolls.

[@miserablepile]

G-Seppi’s Caffeinated Pizza Rolls fit perfectly in my trachea!

[@Ragnell56]

Rocco has mastered the art of the induced stumble over the years.

[@youseenednedisdead]

i consider this the spiritual successor to the Meet The Spartans video with some Street Mealz inspiration

[@DADVIDS]

i saw a show about twodays ago where some guys died earting this stuff

[@NicklePizza]

JUSTICE FOR JARED

[@MrGryfft]

They removed my comment, KZbin is in bed with Gallagher-Scrimms

[@blankblank8608]

Is it bad that I know its bad and all the controversy after the incident, but I still want to eat two in a row.

[@PatrickSinclair-z9u]

LOVE the Matrix green filter on the pizza rolls- appetizing 😋

[@Cyranek]

this was hard to watch after quitting gseppis cold turkey and suffering from pizza roll withdrawals for a period of 3 months

[@jqyhlmnp]

Wait… I know you 🤔

[@Grapefruit5000]

If my food isn't caffeinated, I ain't eating

[@murmeliwalan]

G-Seppi's more like G-Sucki's (the G stands for God, They Killed Jared)

[@sethy804]

G-Seppi? More like G-ustice for Jared!

[@SweetyMiki]

Are you guys even gonna mention anything about how Jared died eating these?!

[@E_o_D]

2:08 “J U S T E A T I T”

[@grasskingdoms]

i love warming up some caffeinated pizza rolls and sitting down to watch my favorite comfort movie, come and see!

[@Real_Bossclips]

Glad you trademarked "Try It, Then Buy It". Some company would steal that, 100%

[@KBlackW]

G-seppi's Caffeinated Pizza Rolls are the gamer fuel of the future! Galagger Scrimm's are the nation's leading manufacturer of pizza rolls, ball barrings and surface-to-air continuous-rod warheads, they keep our country DELICIOUS and SAFE! I was not paid for this comment.

[@boomerangfishcb]

I think Mega64 killed Eric with these pizza rolls and invented “Rooster Teeth” as a coverup… #moreyouknow

[@Shmiam]

Mega64 x Rune Factory wasn't a collab I was anticipating, thanks G-Seppis!

[@Lore_from_Stars]

when the FUCK did they remove the ICONIC beep?!?!

[@SodafanNevrwatr]

i heard hbomberguy's name comes from how "H"e was the "bomber" "guy" for the world trade center in 1993

[@johnnytheepic7399]

The fact they got a crossover deal with Sword Art Online game, do want G-Sepp while play SAO Fractured Daydream

[@SquiddoSquid]

1:25 antonblast mentioned

[@Tea_Sippin]

"REAL GAMERS PLAY GAMES." - Derrick.

[@Mika-Fresh]

2:10 actually a great tagline.

[@krazislav]

These are to die for.

[@JosePerez-ld8qg]

1:36🤣🤣

[@bingus5488]

APOLOGIZE FOR JARED NOW!! #JUSTICEFORJARED

[@talivan512]

This is a Tim and Eric skit

[@piratehookerss]

im enjoying the new formula

[@nolanb2143]

I like when you pressed the guy near the end

[@CaveyMoth]

2:38 Neuron activation

[@rageinryan185]

2:40 youre welcome.

[@btc8837]

What is this cosplay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@rageinryan185]

The bit where all the pizza rolls fall off the tray was it for me.

[@UnseenSpartan]

im more surprised a tray of pizza rolls survived going through a convention floor without all being eaten

[@Darkytz]

Mule Strongest npc in the game

[@youseenednedisdead]

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA ROLL

[@J_zarniq]

They should try feeding some G-Seppi's to Jimmy Carter. That'll really wake him up!

[@Freddisred]

I'm just glad someone was brave enough to turbo charge the pizza-gaming space

[@StarscreamsGirl]

feel the electricity!

[@thenewaeon]

G-Sep puts the pep in my step

[@Sh4dowHunter42]

Is this real?

[@aaron-n]

could be real

[@StarscreamsGirl]

google it

[@larkohiya]

@3:17 just Google it. (I literally was reading your comment when the guy said the line...)

[@GoodLosertjo]

What happened to KZbinrs man.. I can't not say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money, simple. How does this benefit their fans? This is selling crap to kids who don't know better than to trust the people who are selling it to them. Do better.

[@nilstryfe7067]

while these pizza rolls didn't kill wario64 from twitter, they killed some other guy who posts about deals, so who knows?

[@Em_B]

People are virtue signalling when they pretend they care about Jared. He ate a salad before he even had a single roll anyways. G-Seppi's are epic and I can't believe I used to game without them!

[@valdo__1154]

Holy moly this is great. Spot on and great pizza and caffeine based product.

[@ToxikBox]

I love seeing the atonblast demo in the the bg

[@CheefChaos]

My Son Zidane's Favorite!

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

I'm starting to wonder if these are a real product after all

[@Uberclass]

It's so disappointing that Mega64 is a criminal organization now.

[@qwertydude365]

2:26 I can’t believe that Llenn would endorse G-Seppi’s. Will NOT be watching Season 2.

[@Akanint]

Yeah, Come and See definitely seems like a Mega64 movie.

[@Sandra_aschenbach_doyle]

Who munchin with us?

[@vicrules6666]

A lot of sassy boy silly billys.

[@ghostmopreal]

“But sometimes you get 1 and a half”

[@TheoHiggins]

Oh oh so wait it WASN'T the Subway guy Ohhh I'm so sorry Jared fans, I was wrong about this whole thing I now condemn Mega 64 forever

[@frozenstar0]

What kind of monster would upload this video about pizza rolls.

[@Spawn3X5]

Bagel bites get out of here

[@mariola_love9194]

Never forget Jared

[@thecianinator]

_Pop a little roll in and keep going_

[@creator-link]

I love eating 2 G-seppi’s caffeinated pizza rolls!

[@RedLetterDavid]

I like to eat G-Seppi’s all day long. I can feel my heart beat all the time and I can’t sleep, so clearly it’s helping me be a Peak Gamer™️

[@lifesoldier]

man im feelin like a gamer today time to watch Come & See and stay up for 5 days

[@bsims4126]

Justice for Jared

[@beefstroganoff6639]

JUSTICE FOR JARED!!!!

[@ru5t397]

Blink twice if TomTal has you

[@kaukospots]

casual Tim Schafer review

[@marvbarv3969]

For Jared

[@adamgreen1013]

Im about to take the 2 pizza roll challenge!

[@jakecarr1281]

My cousin had a g seppis caffeinated pizza roll induced stroke

[@tylerhildebran3479]

Justice for Jared!

[@EdwardoFE]

I dunno how they can provide the rolls killed a guy, because if he died how did he tell people what killed him? He's dead. He can't tell anyone anything on account of the dead-ness.