We Made A Commercial

These days, innovation's not just a word in the dictionary. It's a way of life.
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[@447GHT]

notice me sarezufōsu-senpai

[@liondoor4554]

447GHT ...i guess that makes you seiruzufōsu-kohai

[@OuterRem]

Dear god, I know this type of advertisement. You've mimicked the style perfectly while completely highlighting how little they actually have to say despite being loaded with buzzwords. This channel is. so. goddamn. underrated.

[@sabelch]

What is this channel's rating?

[@swrh]

@@sabelch 🤦‍♂️

[@nig3ldoug1as63]

@@sabelch 65/100 - I think

[@nig3ldoug1as63]

I think their ratings were affected by the pandemic. Viewership is still on the up, but the latest videos are under the median rate threshold. Since they removed the number of dislikes from videos, end-users can no longer equate the ratings from likes vs. dislikes. We now have to rely on 3rd party ratings firms who will tell you of the video is overrated or underrated. It's total bull crap if you ask me 😡

[@theodenking169]

The "live forever" slogan is the cherry on top that never fails to make me laugh. It's almost sinister

[@zanegbradley]

it makes salesforce sound like a cult (which arguably tech companies are)

[@GraveRobbertt]

@@zanegbradley explain this, I have never worked for a tech company.

[@ashilshah2234]

@@zanegbradley It's just a buzzword amongst business people. The product itself is a joke to software engineers.

[@Fox-Robert]

@@ashilshah2234 hahaha it's a joke? What?... I'm not a branding man, but saying that the CRM that up to now is the number 1 is like that, is going too far... For "Software engineers"

[@ashilshah2234]

@@Fox-Robert Fair enough. Perhaps, I'm bit biased cause I was forced to write a "code" to customize Salesforce and I hated all the limitations they impose. And couldn't stand those who call themselves Salesforce "Developer". Many of them had very poor technical knowledge and wrote a bad code without knowing any optimal algorithm.

[@iii-ei5cv]

I still can't tell if you guys are filmmakers who really know tech or tech people who happen to be really good with filmmaking

[@phatrickmoore]

They have to be techies :P Their microservices vid gave it away lol

[@katana2k]

They couldn’t do this if they weren’t techies. They capture the pain of it too well

[@teemee7670]

I think it has to include someone from each

[@AdaDenali]

God that microservices video is incredible

[@igorcdm28]

They are so damn good at both that is hard to believe!

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

You nailed the obnoxious empowering music that all ads seem to use too.

[@duncancole1742]

I never thought that "Salesforce" could make a killer punchline but here we are.

[@VascoMota]

As a Data Analyst who had to dig into the operational mess that Salesforce is, this is GOLD.

[@panzerfaulst12345]

me too. pour one out for the users.

[@katana2k]

Salesforce is a goddamn nightmare

[@panzerfaulst12345]

@@katana2k I am trying to understand why it is so terrible for data collection. Can you point me to resources where I can learn about it?

[@alexandermelnichenko3116]

@@katana2k aye same as our other commenter i'm interested

[@katana2k]

Salesforce has been buying up its competition for years, but since the customers of their acquired businesses are (massive) companies, they cant just change or discontinue any software or service. They have to support everything forever. So you end up with a million services, with many overlapping features, and similar names, each with varying levels of support within the company, and you need one thing, but the documentation is ancient and impossible to google (because of all the similar products and features at salesforce). And if you do find the API you need to use, parts of it have been updated to conform to the conventions of the broader Salesforce ecosystem, and parts of it haven’t. Maybe some Salesforce products are good, but as a whole, the offering is disorganized and chaotic.

[@Fasyle]

I have now binged your entire channel. Love your stuff!

[@stopmotiontacos]

The 2022 Super Bowl Salesforce commercial was just like this lol. Life imitates art

[@RajivGolla69]

hello, is lawyer of sale'sforce. please seize and desist from this comedy. thanks you

[@torbad]

please do the needful and revert with any queries

[@SM-ok3sz]

It’s “cease and desist” dipshit. Now go do the needful.

[@joeyf9826]

Instructions unclear, now seizing.

[@theMightywooosh]

So well done. I thought at the end he was going to say; "I don't work there, but someday I will...someday I will have a job"

[@FredIsMyName22]

your channel has exactly the videos i wish i could make

[@ac4740]

I see, a more compelling flip/redux/rejigger of Lee Hung Nguyen's "ive subbbed because your type of humour is perfectly aligned with mine" comment. This is good.

[@andru5054]

@@ac4740 HAHAHAHA

[@ac4740]

@@andru5054 STAY INSIDE ANDRUUUUUUUU

[@andru5054]

@@ac4740 your comment is perfectly aligned with my sense of comment so I subbed

[@MrTigt]

The tagline at the end is the funniest, worst, saddest, best, most awful thing in-context I’ve known in a while.

[@1mrlee]

ive subbbed because your type of humour is perfectly aligned with mine

[@umnajdi]

hung

[@automationtechtips]

Agreed. Anybody in tech gets this humor but I've never seen anybody parody the tech industry so well.

[@plinehan]

live forever

[@petthehomeless]

World is a fuck

[@lophyre1380]

Imagine my surprise when I found out that salesforce is a real thing

[@gangliums]

Oh it's real...

[@timmccormack3930]

Unfortunately, it's very, very real.

[@pkingo1]

Love that this is a real company whose ads keeps showing up on my twitter feed.

[@hineighbor]

He's the white aziz ansari

[@Hunter-pf6ln]

Connection is the name of the game. And I’m player 1.

[@gpost001]

Had to re-watch after Salesforce announced they were getting into NFTs

[@ummm_ok]

i fucking lost it at the reveal.

[@ElleKelsheimer]

Okay. You got me. Subscribed.

[@eshaan7_]

Salesforce must have paid millions for this, coz this is priceless.

[@unicee514]

Great time to revisit this after the 27.7B slack acquisition

[@katana2k]

This is what happens when the marketing team needs to do something to maintain the brand but they don't have any ideas. Just spend the money, put the company in peoples' faces and collect your salary.

[@justinwick6039]

I'll be honest, if I didn't know what SalesForce was, this ad would work on me 100%.

[@theodenking169]

live forever.

[@CIRCADES]

Oh, god, love the Wii U gamepad being used as a phablet! Somehow highlights the mixed messages both this video and Nintendo sent with their console.

[@georgelopez8287]

All I can say as a sysadmin is I hate salesforce with a burning passion.

[@Rizimar]

Salesforce and fun go together like Windows 95 and stability

[@andru5054]

I've watched this like 50 times already it gets funnier each time

[@christianeasterly4844]

Youve got a strong Ethan vibe, but totally different at the same time. Love the vids. Sub'd at

[@25kirtan]

OMG IKR

[@Leto_0]

@@xSwaghettiYolonesEx What? The guy who popularized fake coughing as a punchline isn't funny?

[@citrusjuicebox]

I'm not screaming in agony, you are!

[@digitalnomad90]

Is this the best channel on KZbin?

[@johnmele720]

You forgot the phase shift and overdone bokeh

[@Squakkify]

I just noticed the Wii U gamepad. Perfect

[@yongwoo1020]

Needs more tech sales jargon

[@sebastiantomasalvarez]

Slack will re use this now that was acquired by Salesforce

[@DeathsOnTheYAxis]

Salesforce - live forever.

[@dave6012]

Best part is they can’t sue for defamation. But it totally is. *freeze-frame high five*

[@ForeverFever49]

I love how that's a Wii U tablet

[@niylbob]

i get major early h3 vibes from krazam and i love it

[@Meuhandle]

omg, i died at salesforce, very unexpected

[@OmegAtlAnt]

I just hope salesforce notices this

[@amarmesic7170]

This guy is like the more cultured version of Ethan from h3h3

[@Igneous01]

I died laughing once I saw the logo

[@adamcharming]

There's too many people who wont know this is a parody

[@cyberbiosecurity]

honestly, I am not sure I am ready to make it to your level, considering the great Ballmer battle.

[@kingtudd]

As a 42 year old, I'd like to say that this is lit af.

[@ShawnThuris]

Sometimes I come back to this video to unlike it so I can like it again.

[@manfrombritain6816]

i thought boomer business world and advertising waas cancer until the millenials got involved..... god imagine the horror when gen Z starts making the marketing

[@joeyf9826]

You'll feel like you're living forever

[@LogosNigrum]

irony game on fleek

[@kylemills8752]

Live Forever. hahaha

[@mashtonish]

if you watch more than one of krazam's videos a day, your eyes will melt

[@rewindcat7927]

I bought 3 salesforce bec this ad.

[@AlexRechevskiy]

this is awesome :D

[@velox__]

you look like ethan from h3h3 and aziz ansari's son

[@niylbob]

i see it

[@n8mo]

Late response but you're right. This ad reminds me SO much of Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation.

[@HonestObserver]

And he's dressed like Green Day

[@gamegrade8279]

yes

[@njdarda]

i bought salesforce. now i wish i could die.

[@Lumiverse.]

The next Nick Kroll

[@DuckReconMajor]

I couldn't for the life of me remember who he looks exactly like and remembered right before seeing your comment

[@botnetoverlordz]

So the real question is if this is a real Salesforce ad in disguise as a fake one and if you are getting paid off it and I hope the answer is yes :)

[@replicant3072]

I would not be surprised at all if this were a real commercial and not parody. I would also not be surprised if you were paid in parody money.

[@densets]

as someone who worked in slaesforce, omg

[@MrMoss786]

Awesome

[@erikawwad7653]

post again please

[@redrum4486]

God bless you ahaha

[@jameshardin1786]

This is like H3h3’s brother

[@adamcook4122]

If H3 was a nerd 😎

[@fareedshuja2938]

it doesn't say anything about Salesforce 😅

[@almightypotatoe4592]

Is it legit advert or a parody. I cannot tell.

[@Omegador]

I'm guessing you guys work for Salesforce?

[@abedalrawas2656]

This is kind of unrelated but you look like Tobey Maguire in this video :P

[@NexusGamingRadical]

I love hating salesforce

[@Kajayacht]

#salesforceohana

[@yifuwang2275]

Is salesforce a tampon?

[@generalreign3483]

is this a joke are do devs actually like salesforce?

[@PplsChampion]

it's a joke; devs dont care about it, the joke is that some clients/executives are irrationally obsessed with it [salesforce's product is basically reinventing the wheel in 1000 shitty different salesforce-branded ways eg "it's not HTML, it's SFML" etc etc]. they basically do everything and nothing at the same time, hence this ad.

[@ashilshah2234]

@@PplsChampion Clients and executives like it cause Salesforce has a strong Sales/Marketing team. They don't need to show all the garbage work that needs to be configured the behind the scene.

[@GT-tj1qg]

Dude get some skinnier frames on yo glasses

[@robertshamburger7442]

He couldn't do this without his annoying face XD

[@LimitedWard]

Needs more lens flare

[@thomasvilhena4154]

Man, I really gotta get some Salesforce now

[@opensauce]

lol

[@ffatheranderson]

Omg...

[@paulbolhar921]

ADV

[@rohitkandala9274]

Subbed at 40k. Hopefully, this comment will be a cool time capsule.

[@GhostGunnerG]

Salesforce is pretty cool tho

[@sean63b]

is this a joke? i can't tell

[@ashilshah2234]

It is a joke just like Salesforce.