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[@coldones]

Drink Grog! 👉🏻 Grog.Shop & GET THE SHIRTS WE'RE WEARING for 10% off with code "COLDONES" 👉🏻 bit.ly/coolshirtzz

[@tigsgotscrum9995]

Aids

[@jessim97]

Sending love, thank you for always making entertaining content and keeping a smile on our faces ❤️

[@HenryIsBoredd]

DRINK GROG!!!

[@pjezzy3047]

Feeling groggy today

[@leptoad2145]

REAL (I am now an alcoholic )

[@SrPelo]

The old gods have decided Chad & Max can't have a middle east man mug

[@tmbmonson8352]

Funny animated screaming Mexican man

[@Eliswap]

holy shit srpelo spookymonth

[@_slimy_bastard_]

They are not worthy in the eyes of Allah

[@Mito-us8cr]

cold ones is officially haram content

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

if you ever get invited to cold ones, you should get them one as a gift, pelo

[@yoppass]

The autism tshirt, the fedora, the glasses, the WoW weapons, and a trumpet. Chad has become the ultimate redditor

[@squam7911]

dont forget the stink serum

[@hannahbell6314]

*Discord mod

[@lanzi7912]

@@hannahbell6314 there is no difference

[@walterrising4276]

He's built like one

[@puppetloser]

And the newborns

[@thegees]

i love when they buy terrible cameras and use the footage. this was such a good episode

[@seventhsn1pe]

Max unintentionally doing an accurate Tool cover on the steel drums

[@salamipastrami69]

Which song? I couldn't figure it out

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

[@emprox1]

lmao it actually does sound like the vicarious intro

[@-_Music_Room_-]

Max's ability to spend unholy amounts of money only to break it all will never cease to amaze me

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

Guess it's a write off lol..

[@InsanityPlusOne]

I mean when the mofos are offered 600k from a strange asian site in an ad deal, they can afford to burn a few 100k

[@Zackaria_sMax]

It bugs me... there's poor kids starving in Africa, while these 2 are breaking R/C cars... either use the products or feed them to an Ethiopian!

[@narfmangaming75]

@@Zackaria_sMax😂

[@InsanityPlusOne]

I mean I'm not sure even a starving ethopian would eat an rc car, but yeh get the sentiment, if not the message@@Zackaria_sMax

[@muzanjackson5199]

As a Chinese dude I have to thank you for supporting my uncles business

[@somebodyoutthere1931]

Whuk yo uncle

[@-el_bandito]

Tell your uncle my t shirt never came

[@trashfire1025]

7:48 i love the idea that max was so grossed out he could only shout curses in response

[@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul]

he sings them curses 😂

[@alone_musk_33]

It’s good to see that even into their late 60’s, our friends at Cold Ones are still creating content for us to consume

[@zackmiramontez8772]

Finally, a new Cold Ones episode

[@e-unit1579]

“Finally, green slime”

[@madorison]

For real though

[@mychiawatros9992]

Right

[@caseyhamm4292]

finally cold ones

[@Dr_AcE_]

I was gonna say the same thing

[@lasagna1064]

Having Chad and max on the wrong sides of the table hurts my brain

[@zachskis819]

Nah seriously though

[@unitedrooster]

lmaoo i didn’t even notice 😂 i thought they looked a bit different

[@voidvisual]

finally, alternate dimension Cold Ones

[@audreydoyle5268]

I thought something was off

[@Dalmonigh]

Do they not switch in most vids? I don't even notice 9/10 times and I have autism.

[@idreamed_adream2]

The pacing in this video felt so fast like I was watching at 1.25x speed 😅 I'm glad I've got the patreon so I can see the products more

[@stay_comfy]

agreed, especially at the start of the video. i think they ordered too many items or something, but its not a crime to have a longer video

[@wewya.]

6:32 i just lost it at darcy walking into frame

[@danaa-]

"OW THATS MY COCK THATS MY COCK" - Max

[@grimtv3218]

15:35 Pink Guy has really let himself go since Frank left...

[@emmat2276]

That handpan drum is really nice, probably the best quality item you guys got which is crazy for a temu product. Darcy is keeping the hello kitty camera for sure.

[@lukamagicc]

Timestamp?

[@purobaudelaire]

​@@lukamagicc 9:20

[@Ianv14]

wtf his name is Dasi? i always thought it was Darcy said with their accents

[@NoodleVerse]

@@Ianv14 Pretty sure it is Darcy, maybe he just didn't know how it was spelt, could be im wrong too idk

[@emmat2276]

@@NoodleVerse I don't remember seeing his name spelled, but it sounds like Dasi when Max says it but when Chad is sober it's closer to Darcy and falls off to Dasi the more he drinks so it probably is Darcy and Max just says it like that to mess with him because it's an old English gender neutral name 🤷

[@belenramos8580]

9:20 max just casually playing a tool song

[@Pelle0hiln]

Really what song ? Or are you just joking

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

Not 100%, but I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

[@Pelle0hiln]

Ok thanks

[@Vysair]

i heard the marble machine at first

[@MasherGamesYT]

That one scene from robots 6:43

[@haydennoecker3793]

At 18:23 amazes me because there is so many 1 second scenes of unexplained things that never come back around

[@bryces8153]

lmao gotta be able to write off all the dumb shit on taxes so it needs to be in the video

[@mrwri]

You guys could honestly make videos like this forever and I would watch every fucking one.

[@RedHotMessResell]

I don’t think if I’ve seen Max this sober in a looooooong time. 😂

[@an0nym00se4]

8:08 litterally filmed in 2022 the production goes fast 🔥🔥🔥

[@riccardodellorto4267]

I thought it was a joke. It can't be a 18 months old video, right?

[@The_White]

@@riccardodellorto4267 Temu launched in 2022 September, and the big Temu ad wave was last year. 2022/06 can't be the date, because Temu didn't even exist then, and that's AFTER the items arrived, not when they ordered them. I think that camera is just shit...

[@toypadbotbots]

Well, it *is* a chinese knockoff

[@an0nym00se4]

@@toypadbotbots Well, it is a perfečt coverup

[@toypadbotbots]

@@an0nym00se4 well, that’s perfect.

[@depressedfrog2]

This hello kitty camera is what people use to capture the "alien proof" footage

[@blueykangaroo]

12:48 max you weren’t destined to have that fucking mug

[@4RILDIGITAL]

It's really awesome to see you guys taking the risk and reviewing that under-the-radar website so we, the viewers, know what we're getting into.

[@gelgous]

Getting a temu ad before the video clearly shows Max and Chad are doing great things for the company

[@Panicbear]

17:49 had me dead “geT the FuCk oUtA mY FaCe”

[@cottoncoffin]

man ive been on the brink of offing myself and you guys are keeping me around. thank you for being so chaotic n willing to be this goofy, thank you so much.

[@gabrieldinix]

I really wanted them to show more of the bootleg consoles to see what was up with them, one of them was shown half a second of crash the bandicoot with the comment “that’s really crisp”, another was shown playing Mario, the final one literally only showed the emulator screen lmao

[@doug-core8850]

Idk man i think that could've gotten them sued or something lol. Especially by Nintendo

[@shaematthews1708]

The anbernic 35 (gameboy) is actually pretty cool the console style emulators are hot garbage

[@100orangelazarus]

they didn't make it@@doug-core8850

[@jeffffff]

It’s the miyoo mini plus. It’s actually pretty legit. There’s custom firmware for it called onion OS that is maintained by the community.

[@barnabyhuckleberry3103]

Agree completely. The quickly tossing something aside without even trying it isn't as cute as they think.

[@kylespevak6781]

You guys getting trashed is my favorite. Do another paying Fiverr people, have them make music, and make it an album 😂

[@Raltziicoon]

I'd listen to it on spotify all the time

[@kylespevak6781]

@@Raltziicoon I love their absurdist humor. Technically I'm a Fiverr artist too, and I'd do whatever they'd send 😂

[@Selvanii]

that's actually a really good idea tho

[@NigelAnderson-iu2bs]

I still find myself singing the krongo song

[@moodfm5673]

they do that at the end of the year to burn patreon money as a tax write off

[@PalaceIV]

I was literally crying with laughter when Chad put on the pink suit and started dancing at 15:36. Even more so, when he put the FNAF mask on. "Bust it down sexual style!" LOL

[@bigapeallcity]

3:07 seeing chad actually nervous about displaying one of these signs out front of the office is an insane culture shock, i remember back in the mid 2010s you couldnt walk down the street in american suburbia without seeing one of these signs.

[@MattXShaver]

max breaking the second sheikh mug broke ME

[@theirishman759]

Chad turned into Nightwing for like .2 seconds before thwacking the side of his head with the staff.

[@Thomahawk1234]

The insides of those cigarettes releasing smoke when you rub them reminds me of white phosphorus. I really hope it's something else

[@cosmicabyss7358]

There's nothing more precious than a baby Chads laughter. ❤

[@pedrobarra555]

14:15 Chad looking like the final boss of Discord moderation

[@jamesclarke2110]

I loved it when Max gave Chad a big ol’ kiss in this one

[@jadeyxboox]

Chad was made to be at a Steampunk convention. Max ended up looking like he belongs in an IMVU lobby

[@majaullt]

this is so accurate lmao

[@chrismorris99]

I literally get so excited every time I see a new cold ones episode is posted. Sometimes I wish I’d never seen them so I could rewatch the magic of these videos from a fresh perspective lol

[@obamastolemyvcr1446]

3:37 I absolutely love the subtle call backs to old vids

[@eminystoruk]

Spending thousands of dollars on items that are only shown for 0.1 seconds 😭😂 I wanted to see how the fake game systems played

[@simonday9013]

The first one they showed was an anbernic 35xx. Well worth tracking down KZbin reviews. It's a nice thing.

[@shaematthews1708]

Like the other reply, the anbernic game boy is actually pretty sick and worth checking out the others are garbage

[@jackcutter2]

I'M THE CREATOR OF THE ALLIGATOR MEME. It's so wacky to see a chinese cheap plastic thing of my meme in a cold ones video

[@nerdyinmc]

Love that every episode is “woah is this so amazing let’s get it” then “wtf is this stupid thing” (tosses it immediately)

[@a5r0n-63]

Mannn imma miss y’all. I leave for boot camp in February 21st when I get out I stggg I’m watching what I missed and if y’all only post 2 vids when I’m gone imma be pissed man😭😭 but all love 🫡💯

[@ownrc]

good luck brodie times gonna fly by u got this

[@SteampunkHorse]

Good luck dude!!

[@BritPaun]

After the things that Max has put in his mouth, that should not have been his reaction to the cricket 😂

[@el_pequeno3]

I love how they spend the first couple moments saying how shit and detestable temu is, then proceed to give them 5000 dollars of their own (viewers) money

[@OliviaOli86]

Because it’s funny

[@DantesGrill]

@@OliviaOli86 This one fell kind of flat though

[@Rezplz]

Funny

[@TheNefariousPenguin]

@@DantesGrill Me when I state my opinion as fact:

[@DantesGrill]

@@TheNefariousPenguin Me when I'm so autismo I need everyone to state that it's an opinion or else I think it's a fact:

[@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul]

I can't when Chad eats the dried cricket at 7:48 and Max starts singing curses 😂

[@JuanPablodelaTorre]

Remember the Star Wars kid? 16:42 This is him now. Feel old yet?

[@peytonmower6267]

Chad is such a handsome fella

[@bossmantyrrells1596]

I guess girls do ❤ his autistic swag after all

[@portalbuilder7021]

Ok

[@qwerty_studios]

Ok

[@aAaAAA-ppgg]

I thought this one said wholesome last night.. apparently I can't read, anyway, still true

[@pjezzy3047]

Cold ones always brighten my day. Love ya mates❤

[@Hanagigi]

My first thought reading the title: morally bankrupt cold ones endorsing temu! Shame! A few seconds into the video: morally respectable cold ones bashing temu! Respect!

[@alex-kc9rd]

Needed this so badly, thank you for making my day

[@sharandeepsingh9559]

Max has probably consumed more asbestos than a 1970s construction worker

[@boredbmxer8827]

I tagged a real company on Temu's instagram and got banned from commenting on anything for a week. Shit is wild

[@CrystalController]

Damn 9:25 new aphex twin song goes hard

[@anthonyouellet98]

For real it did sounded kinda good

[@roserandomde]

The hello kitty camera video of him playing the trumpet looks like a jazz band lounge fever dream

[@ChikaVelja_]

first time watching while actually drinking i'm never watching sober again

[@reheatedpizza7292]

I met King Bach the other day at the comedy store in DTLA, I shook his hand and told him I’m a big fan of his work, but only a spoonful…

[@CloudStudiosPhoto]

Ooooh more impulse spending! My favorite types of videos by you gents 😌

[@bradleywilcox8873]

Yes! I’ve been waiting for a temu episode!!

[@EfjayAPB]

they are back finally

[@funnydoughman3762]

Fr man I was getting sad

[@All_Hail_Sunny_D]

I always get a little kindle of joy whenever they post a new vid 😁

[@idontgiveagouache1494]

Chad was so happy in this one! I laughed the whole episode 👁️🫦👁️

[@SeriousD]

If you want an extra bit of fun, watch the first part of the vid where they order stuff then come back 3 months later after you've forgotten too! Then you will be surprised along side Max and Chad!

[@MrMr-cz6bk]

11:20, Chad doesn't know weather to be happy, excited, or scared 😂

[@arcies9286]

pink guy gained some weight 15:40

[@clayheise6755]

Why's that hat and glasses combo look so good on Chad?!

[@nmac1563]

Honey, a new colds one episode dropped

[@madd.villain]

Chad was born to wear that fit, it suits him too well.

[@krish4709]

Another great vid! Love you guys

[@tristandaries1129]

These being filmed at 2 am actually makes a lot of sense

[@Ssuicide_ValleyY]

Total Absurdity but I absolutely love it !! Nice work guys. 🤣🤣

[@TheGlobadier]

I wish the patreon vids were edited as well as the stuff on yt, I’d happily pay more for it

[@r0ttxn_txxth308]

Good to see new stuff

[@ashtonhenwood5735]

I get so happy when you guys post

[@RosieIsPink]

i needed a new video from you SO BAD HAHAHAHA i got a good laugh 🤣 love u guys ❤

[@kylespevak6781]

6:48 He rocks the steam punk 😂

[@ImNeolin]

Getting a temu ad below this video is wild

[@JakeB0079]

Love the new style content max. Been watching since that god awful crabby patty & the food coloring milk chugs 🤮🤣 All your old videos made me laugh as a kid and the new ones still do today. Thanks man.

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

6:48 this is amazing Also max being talented at the handpan reminded of skinny Pete playing the piano

[@dannyanton4040]

They are finally back from the dead!🎉 love you guys ❤ I've been thirsty for some Chad.

[@blingblingcrackpipe]

I love how the KZbin sponsorship ad on this video is actually Temu lmao

[@cosmicabyss7358]

Once you smoke crack on your channel it sets the bar so high everyone is just expecting more crack. It's a vicious crack cycle.

[@codsa1]

Please do more of these kinds of videos they are my absolute favourite

[@SpicyMang0s]

I wonder if the sweat shop workers who made these cheap ahh products watch this video. 💀

[@myckiebruh]

They’re too busy making spyware all day

[@cjpow4867]

​@verynefarious That's correct because they're not paid in yen

[@Zombiewizard]

Finally, Warm Ones

[@LandonOwnsYouAll]

I purchased a printer off Temu now I'm gay. Pls be safe

[@JeskidoYT]

11:40 best bit in the whole video

[@ImMortalYT388]

Reminds me of the Evil Butler in Baldurs Gate 3.

[@octane9866]

Finally….new cold ones lore too binge

[@SEXCOPTER_RUL]

Someone should tell these guys about virtual machines and prepaid credit cards

[@lunchboxloctv863]

Max dropping and breaking the bearded man mug was hilarious

[@Alternboy]

I love that I got an ad for Temu on this video!

[@RenderBones]

Finally, an honest review.

[@Surms41]

He put on the ring that makes you invisible *"and gay"* 😂😭😭

[@AYMRXD]

I legit spit out my water when he said he was sipping on my mead 😂

[@stevencabrera1695]

“Chad has crocs, I have sharks” 😂 I’m dead

[@G59Lachy]

The boys never fail to turn a bad day into a good one. Keep up the good work fellas ❤️

[@Quicxil]

It’s a good day when cold ones posts

[@ashylummusic]

at one point max just looked like sam hyde LMAO

[@AARONANCE]

10:50 the moment everything went wrong 😂