We Play Cursed Beer Pong, Cardi B McDonalds Meal Taste Test - Off The Rails #60

[@sturdybutter]

It’s truly astounding, Ethan’s ability to start a video, pause it 7 seconds in and then talk for 10 minutes, restart the video and manage to stop it again at the exact same frame as before, and proceed to talk for another 10 minutes. It’s like a hardwired 6th sense that he has.

[@adrianajenna555]

omg yes😭😭

[@maninthebox3654]

the most annoying is when he's pausing 3 times in the same moment in the middle of the sentence when I want to hear the rest of it and then when he finally plays it, he talks over it and I can't hear shit anyway 🤷‍♀

[@CantTellYou]

😂 Every video is “unwatchable” for E-Thin, the protesting he does when somebody tries to get him to watch anything longer than 3 minutes is hilarious. Meanwhile we’re all here watching 4 hour episodes

[@Popyman51]

It's because the more you do stuff like that the more fair use it is. He also usually doesn't finish a video all the way too cause that's another rule. He tries to watch 80% of a video at the absolute most.

[@getuponthemike6341]

It's called a sunblock sweaty

[@AdamSmith-kl1rs]

Love’s laugh adds something so critical. I always know something really funny happened when I hear Love’s “heh heh heh”

[@ultraviolettas]

wendeez nuts

[@Xx1PWNY1xX]

Yep!

[@Xx1PWNY1xX]

Those are the moments I find replaying the most lol

[@hettel_visual]

he laughs at the darkest moments, which I love 😂

[@rossfromfriends8468]

And pronouncing chicken as "shicken"

[@mrl3unny231]

They should just stay live 24/7 and loop the McDonald’s segment whenever they’re not doing a show.

[@Goneinsane616]

I second this

[@dougrattmann3554]

That would actually be great

[@sleptkingkhaly4205]

I would fall asleep to it like it’s an episode of bobs burgers

[@jasminetoth625]

I’d say to just play it when the show is late but then we wouldn’t get the notification saying they are actually live, so never mind

[@avalangley2986]

GENUIS

[@lyrmaxlyrics]

Ethan's reenactment of sitting alone in a fast food restaurant was frighteningly accurate. Down to even when you look at random stuff in the building just to distract your eyes.

[@CantTellYou]

🤔 look at that ceiling, very impressive rafters and joists

[@SimonVanliew26]

Dude so crazy that he knows how to act like a person

[@zannisas]

ll

[@sydneybugggggg]

@@SimonVanliew26 literally tho

[@JamesMP]

Ethan pretending to tell someone in McDonalds “It’s the Cardi B meal” was very funny 1:01:00

[@kaydeesblog]

My favourite bit

[@Winter-mh3lb]

@@Meatball29743 1:01:02

[@emmacanada1354]

It killed me 😂

[@miraculouslynada]

hes a true actor

[@hollboll3835]

The fact that Ethan can do the McDonald’s segment and we all ate it up proves this is the best podcast in the world

[@legster983]

I watched and was satisfied like watching a sand video

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

"ate it up" i see what you did there. sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup

[@mikegsweet]

I ate a McDouble it was immersive

[@uubish]

It was so casual and awkward. I loved it 😂

[@peaceloveandbeauty6]

It was total ASMR for me lol

[@KattiKitty202]

Ethan silently eating in the McDonalds was the best bit in a while

[@5thjonasbrother219]

Your life must be very boring if you find a obese hack eating food and getting laughed by yes men funny buddy😂

[@mrstarfishh33]

I had to fast forward.... 7 minutes of that was lazy.

[@H3H3_Premium]

😂

[@bobsjobisfob]

@@mrstarfishh33 those other 10 minutes though... STRAIGHT FIRE

[@monroe9812]

@@rb1278 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂 noooo

[@beatrizgomes1144]

Ok, I'm not gonna lie. The McDonalds bit was my favorite moment of the H3 podcast so far in 2023

[@radkecameron]

whenever you guys have to hit the kill switch the stream should cut to ethan in mcdonalds with the elevator music

[@cheyenned3208]

I REALLY hope they see this

[@Leigherrr]

Genius

[@sluggirltomio]

Yes. 😂

[@bloom660]

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[@bloom660]

​@@Leigherrr WWQAQ

[@KathleenLights]

LMAO @ Dan “they’ve had an apple pie for about 50 years” hahahaah the fact that Ethan didn’t know McDonalds had apple pies OR THAT WENDYS HAD BAKED POTATOES is the funniest shit ever

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

Right?:s

[@rc5205]

When do you Go on the Podcast ? 🥲

[@RyanS8251]

I refuse to believe Ethan didn't know about the apple pie...That surely had to be sarcasm

[@ThatTaRaGiRL]

There seems to be a lot he doesn't know 😂 I live the show and everyone on it... but Ethan sure does know how to push his limits!

[@RagingRedhead69420]

Ok wait. I’m actually 20 years old and just realizing now that Wendy’s has baked potatoes, I live in Canada and thought “oh, must be an American thing” but I checked on skip the dishes just to check, guess they have them everywhere 😂😅

[@MJ-zo3kc]

The McDonald's employee screaming out order numbers absolutely killed me

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

I have one of those in ur pfp. Took for ever to decide what i wanted to evolve into but the pink add a cute cherry blossom aesthetic. It was in the one where you did those hoard battles

[@elronlushtail3666]

@@matthew.stevick yes, such a stunner😎

[@7scrib]

316! 316!..316!???

[@clair_o.O]

​@@7scribI genuinely want to know what order 316 consisted of😂

[@DannieGurl1995]

@@matthew.stevick I mean, she's a literal beauty queen 👑

[@nataliea5055]

We need a 3 hour edit of Ethan eating alone in McDonald's with lo-fi study beats playing

[@emmahawley197]

Yesss

[@Krpq17]

Letsss gooo

[@Peacecppipe]

12 hour please

[@Freetheebees]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@EVEBUTTICUS]

AGREED

[@Embozine]

Love needs a segment where he shows us all of the Swedish McDonald's items

[@Tttoomkat]

That's pretty much what his Twitch channel is lol

[@sydcatsydcat]

“This is the reality where you never met Hila.” I’m dead 💀

[@blairstuka]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@sydcatsydcat]

@@blairstuka so was I 😂

[@elaine9276]

We need Ethan eating at McDonalds next to the kinetic sand. So relaxing.

[@elaine9276]

@Tofuu And whale noises too!

[@AwesomeChick1441]

Literally crying laughing at the McDonald’s part…Ethan’s ability to keep a straight face was just so great 😂😂

[@LanaJulie33]

Just straight vibing

[@marialovesmusicalot]

Agreed 😂 we need more of it haha

[@CantTellYou]

TIL that McDonalds playgrounds have giant signs that just say “balls!” 1:06:45

[@baileyschow2721]

i was literally dying laughing it’s so funny😭

[@benavila5996]

bro i’m here crying

[@shiannalynn9705]

the mcdonalds gag went on for so long my kids were like "what are you even watching?" while im dying laughing hahah peak comedy. pure comedian.

[@marissah1336]

I went back and forth between okay it’s happening- to crying with laughter 😂 it kept getting funnier

[@thedigitalescape]

lmaooo

[@kaydeegarrett5831]

I was watching it an day husband woke up from a nap. He gave me the WTF is this look. LOL

[@allip2modsaresimpingdiscor284]

You losers would watch paint dry

[@AllTheArtsy]

No lie, Ethan alone in a McDonald's with the ambient noise IS SO RELAXING THO

[@questioneverything8572]

The first version they did (with the relaxing Lofi music) was sooo much better than the crowd noise. But I agree with you, either way it's a vibe 😄

[@bobbymac5231]

Should record a few hrs of him just eating mcdonalds like that and stream it when they go on breaks.

[@AllTheArtsy]

@@questioneverything8572 i like the intelligible murmurs and the beeps 😅

[@bibsp3556]

There's something so creative in how they do the non-content content

[@yoAce3030]

yesssss i thought the same dude

[@hannah-rv7it]

I downloaded this episode to listen to while I was driving through the mountains on a road trip and the mcdonald’s ASMR played while I was driving through the worst part of the roads and I couldn’t skip it I was just stuck listening to mcdonald’s for 12 minutes trying not to die

[@noneofyourbeezwax7284]

😅

[@uchihabomber1296]

Sometimes I feel like they don’t care about Audio listeners at all sadly tho

[@sydneybugggggg]

i tried listening to it on spotify one time and i had to have my volume at like max to hear them n i never knew wtf was going on at any time

[@tigglesart]

Ethan alone in McDonald's is my new Lofi girl

[@wtfmate231]

This comment wins 👏

[@LouiseB228]

PLEASE 💀

[@stavmyster111]

Damn, that McDonald’s segment was ART. Also, I think I saw Ethan eating alone at a Denny’s like this once.

[@dakota7394]

ethan sitting alone in the mcdonalds silently eating is so good like i cant explain it

[@adammarchand1162]

just enjoying some fries

[@lauren_gie]

the drive through window took me out

[@cornbredx]

It is VERY funny.

[@ExDementia666]

As someone who listens to this almost exclusively while walking my dog or driving, the extended Mcdonalds eating bit was confusing but ultimately hilarious as I checked my phone to see wtf was going on here and there

[@BD-bl8kd]

Same. I was so confused and thought he took a pee break 😂 we miss so much good content not watching it

[@peachypandalove]

When Dan started calling the orders during the McDonald’s scene I frickin lost it 😂

[@amelia3514]

ethan’s frat bro coming out during pong was so fucking funny

[@sam2vasquez]

i was taking a nap before the episode started and woke up TWICE to ethan eating in silence😂

[@oohaahteamm]

me too!!!

[@frosty_teacup]

I was _taking_ my nap to it, got a solid hour in 😂

[@Petdub]

I went to the dentist and when I got back their still up to it 💀💀💀

[@jennyshoutsrawr]

i literally fell asleep to it 😂

[@brynniefresh9746]

mood

[@kellie272]

Lena: I don't have an accent Also Lena: that's so BAYAAD

[@Jasminefll]

a-Bayaad

[@CantTellYou]

I always notice the way she says “that’s okay” too 😂 (example 3:37:06 almost sounds like “oakie”)

[@blackbird163]

Ethan sitting there eating McDonald's silently with the realistic pple sounds with the green screen McDonald's is absolutely hysterical 🤣 I'd love more of that!

[@MsBignono]

Hearing Dan in the background yelling order numbers had me 💀

[@sashah5691]

I was cry laughing

[@CantTellYou]

Those two people by the door were taking FOREVER to choose their order, eh? Innit?

[@user-dj7nu4ik6t]

I would love to see them use the green screen more

[@NecroMancer84]

I loved it but found it more relaxing than anything but 8 do watch Korean Street Food vendor videos where they cook food and you can hear all the ambiance noises of the markets

[@trueMAXIMUS]

33:00 this whole segment with ethan eating at the mcdonald’s and dan calling out orders in the distance SENT ME it was so unbelievably funny. literally no one is out here doing it like the h3 podcast

[@jas1430]

I feel like dan has been in a funny good mood the past couple episodes and I love it!

[@jazireael5412]

silly goofy mood 🤪

[@amerrs6616]

I GENUINELY have not laughed so hard in years like during the McDonald’s segment. H3 is the best 😂

[@XhumpersX]

Theres nothing funny about an obese pre-diabetic binge eating fast food. This must be some joke I'm not American enough to understand.

[@cornbredx]

It really brings me back to 80s comedy and how experimental it was allowed to be.

[@TheyCallMeJelly]

For centuries, there have been many artists people look up to. Leonardo DaVinci, Vincent Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, and now Ethan Klein. The McDonald's segment will go down in history as the single greatest art piece of all time. Its so raw. Its so viceral. It brings me to tears. I could see them setting the Mona Lisa on fire and putting a display with the McDonald's segment on a 24/7 replay in it's place. Don't leave us behind when you make it big in the art world...

[@ultraviolettas]

Ethan sitting in McDonalds is a modern day Edward Hopper painting

[@kaaarennnn]

No I almost cried idk why it looked so beautiful. I was emotional

[@chardvnnay]

I cannot tell you how much the McDonald's bit made me laugh. I felt like shit today and that bit had me ROLLING. Laughter is truly the best medicine.

[@neongenesisevangeliion]

34:10 for anyone looking!💕

[@benlarson]

I couldn’t agree more

[@neutraloatmilkhotel]

AB telling Zack “it’s not very rock and roll of you to miss every f-in’ shot” made me audibly cackle lmfaoooo

[@michaelashirley2001]

The big hug Lena gave Olivia during the beer pong segment was so sweet and wholesome 🥺💜

[@camilleboutte2594]

Lena and Olivia always complimenting eachother and building eachother up is the sweetest and best thing ❤

[@csgoat968]

I legitimately shed a tear watching Ethan and the crews rendition of “Man eating alone at McDonalds on Valentines Day” it was a truly haunting depiction of the fact we live in a society, can’t wait till it makes it to off-off Broadway 10/10 would recommend only if you have some time to kill or something, don’t miss out on the Songbird of our generation

[@April_flowers483]

A true work of art!

[@CantTellYou]

_in the roll of a lifetime...... Ethan’s hambugger_

[@bumblebeebrass164]

The core core reinaction of Ethan just eating McDonald’s was weirdly comforting

[@neuroamy]

The fact that I was 2 mins delayed on the livestream and didn't even think about fast forwarding the mcdonalds section really proves that was ART

[@H3_remix]

2:57:37 Dan out here representing all the people who miss every shot in beer pong. This is me leaving every beer pong game ever 😂

[@kaydeesblog]

If the whole show was Ethan eating in the McDonald’s w the McDonald’s ambience I would still watch 3+ hours

[@thedevilsadvodkate]

I feel bad for the McDonald's employee who's going to have to sweep up all those crumbs Ethan swiped from his shirt.

[@bribri8042]

I was crying during the entire McDonald’s segment. Screen recorded, and sent to my partner at work. He got home, I had to play it again. Still in tears. Jesus Christ. It’s the most mundane, but I think that’s what made it gold.

[@Sassalyssa]

I wish I had a partner to send it to 😭😭

[@bribri8042]

@@Sassalyssa it’ll happy when it’s time, bb 🥰

[@julieftherulies]

same here 😭

[@Sassalyssa]

@@bribri8042 ty 😭🫶🏻

[@rurubelle2920]

They need to turn Ethan eating in a fast food restaurant a regular segment. Like every week it's a different place. I wanna see Denny's next.

[@miminaomi9844]

yes but i want ethan to stay on his health and weightloss journey too

[@skylergrogan3544]

Everyone in that McDonald's was clearly uncomfortable with Ethan's behavior. I'm literally shaking and crying, they are PETRIFIED frozen with fear not even moving an inch the whole time, and he's just sitting there making jokes. Idk if i can watch the pod after this.

[@Weedchat]

I vomited. The entire time… Edit: I just prolapsed

[@shannonnnn8]

💀💀💀

[@blankii333]

@@Weedchat Was it covid related?

[@HemorrhoidCream]

​​@@blankii333 ow

[@abebabe1031]

What do we do about this?

[@FnUnpeeled]

One of my favorite things about episodes like this is that when you guys do fun stuff like the beer pong, you’re respectful and add options for Ab, Lena, and Dan so they can still have fun and participate (like Halal and Vegan). That’s really cool.

[@nennie_nen2250]

Ethan was giving huge michael scott vibes during the beer pong game 😂

[@gloria1736]

the sneeze 🤧 part 😂

[@AliceW1127]

I'd love a like 10 hour loop of Ethan eating at McDonald's

[@squigglykinkle805]

I'd love a 10 hour stream of him eating at McDonald's

[@saleatseggs]

i love episodes like these so much. from ethan talking about accents and celeb meals for a half hour down to ethan sitting by himself in mcdonalds to beer pong. lmfao. i love this pod

[@seasidesandies3334]

My girlfriend walked in and asked "why are you watching someone eat in McDonald's" I felt absolutely destroyed 🤣

[@blipblops1396]

You can tell Dan is a veteran pong player by the waiting stance.

[@CantTellYou]

Well he is a former waiter

[@mak2488]

‘Ethan at McDonalds’ is an automatic winner for the Steamies 2024 ‘Best Goof’ award. I have no clue why it’s stomach achingly funny to watch. 💀

[@MissRenee]

Love anytime the crew plays games or does challenges together. Shoutout to the Sampremacy

[@Helia_H]

They need to do a segment where the crew make horrific things and Sam has to eat it all 😂😂

[@missval8756]

Samily Samily Samily

[@ktp01]

we killed one of the crew - Off The Rails #61

[@juanville1607]

I can´t describe why Ethan eating McDonalds was so funny and entertaining

[@dcross0616]

Having Covid, and waking up at 3am to discover the McDonalds ASMR playing as my brain tries to reorient itself is by far one of the strangest experiences of my life.

[@dolan979]

Lolol this literally just happened to me

[@Abenavi92]

I don't know how to describe it but that McDonalds segment had such a specific scent memory.

[@saraw015]

Ethan, segments as simple as beer pong with the crew keep me going after an emotionally devastating work day. Please for the love of god keep ‘em coming lol

[@Sassalyssa]

So sorry to hear sarah. Hope tomorrow is a better day!

[@miap.2459]

Love’s laugh to Ethan’s jokes is so wholesome. Love has the best laugh!

[@jasminemegan9303]

3:17:25 when Lena got one in and was like ‘I made it?!’ ABs face lit up and it was the most wholesome thing

[@vmh8171]

Ethan silently eating in the Mcdonalds was the best bit i have seen in a while!! This!!! THIS!! THIS is why i'm WATCHING!!

[@CjThe_ICEBURG]

I tuned in live after my workout. I had just sat down to eat and I was greeted with Ethan eating McDonald's in silence. Top tier content

[@mirandathune9975]

There is ZERO reason why Ethan sitting at McDs eating a mcdouble is THIS funny.

[@SeeVett]

Ethan needs to do the show from random locations (green screens) every off the rails… for the views 😭

[@Alyssabrainne15]

I love this idea!

[@internallyscreaming90]

I was consistently cracking UP with Ethan sitting silently in the McDonald’s 😂😂

[@coreytrayn]

The body language while they were playing pong reminds me of exactly how we would act playing pong when I was younger lol its like if you played beer pong in HS/College at parties, those reactions and mannerisms are built into you. Chat was getting weird about Ethan but I appreciate him 100 percent channeling the beer pong vibe it was so funny

[@madelinef17]

i’m sorry but ethan changing in the rules for beer pong as soon as he made a cup got me mad 😂😂 THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@Liverlafferlover]

Daddy always wins

[@ColorMeVivi22]

“House rules” 😂

[@Sif_theGreatGreyWolf]

SAME! Lmao

[@helenabox00]

So annoying going 3 times in a row

[@LemonLoafEucharist]

That’s always been the rule for beer pong 😭

[@MoProblems360]

I don't know if it's Ethan's shirt, but the weight loss is definitely noticeable here. Skinny legend.

[@sugaring3921]

Ikr, iconic

[@jimshim]

I know some will take this as joking around but Ethan sitting in a McDonald’s ASMR scenario is truly why this show is the best. I could not stop laughing. BEST SHOW ON EARTH

[@clair_o.O]

They are onto something with the McDonald's thing😂 I laughed sooo hard! H3 pioneering a whole new KZbin mukbang sub genre

[@tsrifemantsal2492]

insane to do this whole segment without transparent cups lmao

[@RedHotMessResell]

Zach’s imitation of every accent and his own is just Jeffrey Dahmer’s accent. 😂😂😂

[@cassandra811]

That's exactly what Ive been trying to say lol ever since he watched that show he won't stop doing it

[@CantTellYou]

Ethan tried & failed so hard to mimic Zach’s “chicaaaago” accent, then he goes back into his own “yeehaw” style & accidentally comes closer to Midwest than he could while trying 😂 (18:18ish)

[@c.anneee]

Does anyone remember what episode Zach and Cam went on that whole montage of the Wisconsin accent? It was so funny but I haven’t been able to find it again☹️ It was when Ethan left to pee

[@32Theresa]

@@c.anneeeidr, but I loved it sm 🥹 I want Zach & Ethan to do a surfer Cali accent, & Cam to do a thick wicked awesome Bostonian accent

[@Crailtep]

@@c.anneee as a Wisconsinite they didn’t sound anything like us lol 😂

[@katiequinnreads]

unironically would love a 10 hr version of ethan in mcdonalds

[@vicminny8151]

Olivia presenting the labels on the cups with her hand behind it like an influencer holds up a makeup product to the camera :") the slay is just second nature to our queen

[@jennyp123]

watching ethan sitting in mcdonald’s eating was one of the best moments of this show. i’m not even kidding

[@laurenthomas7464]

ETHAN EATING FRIES AT THE WINDOW KILLS ME

[@listenfool.]

there’s something peaceful about laughing along and watching kind humans interact with one another genuinely in real time ❤️

[@Soliloquistt]

the race between the gopro battery dying and the beer pong game ending was ENTHRALLING

[@SarahSoup]

This is the BEST episode I’ve seen in a while. I’ll rewatch the pong segment again when I inevitably am overcome by the big sad.

[@oohaahteamm]

see you soon then ❤️

[@SarahSoup]

@@oohaahteamm ❤

[@claudia.h3]

same sarah ✊💗

[@lilsaam]

Ive been listening to Sarah the entire time ❤️✊️

[@jennyp123]

I didn’t know how much I’d love this beer pong segment. I’m so happy we got to see Ethan and Dan as a team haha

[@Penellabella]

I am living for how seriously Ethan is taking the beer pong game!!!! So fun to watch!!!

[@CantTellYou]

It’s opto pong bro

[@micahocampo5390]

i used to work at mcdonalds in high school, and those sounds were in my worst nightmares. loved reliving my trauma on the podcast today - #1 podcast in the world

[@holdmeclosertinycactus]

The CARROTAH vibes really held out the entire show. An episode for the books. ✌💕

[@heytay24]

the mcdonald’s green screen was amazing 10/10

[@morgansiegel1488]

The pairing of the cursed beer pong was perfect 😂

[@GogglesandTrooper]

Ethan looks so healthy. Has a different glow about him. Much love. ❤

[@FlowerItzel18]

As a former teenager macdonalds employee I have to say this was very accurate, specially when Ethan was eating in the drive thru 😂 this is exactly why I’m a member 🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@debsahappyfrog1]

I LOST IT when they had him eating in the drive thru window 😭😭

[@Permannent]

When I joined the stream on my lunch break today, I joined at the exact time ethan was just sitting in the McDonald’s with no explanation… so perfect lol

[@ProgPro96]

This was the "Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai Du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles" of podcast episodes

[@rumikub8269]

This was an outstanding episode. Ethan crowding down in Mickey D’s was so good. Y’all could cam yourself up and go to another fast food joint together. Or maybe zac playing Soundbites while sitting in a Starbucks

[@JaazBegonias]

I feel like working on the podcast is exposure therapy for Olivia's puke phobia lol

[@fyahstatah6298]

I loved the McDonalds segment ,, it felt like I was having lunch with BIG E

[@MeetMrMayhem88]

The wrestler? Beloved member of the famous WWE trio The New Day? 😄

[@Shelbster14]

i happened to get my doordash the same time the mcdonald’s segment happened and i just sat here in silence and ate my food alongside ethan. it gave me a peace like no other.

[@anekcm]

The McDs segment was truly performance art

[@chocokorey]

I usually watch the podcast on my lunch break and for about 20 minutes I ate my lunch in silent, watching Ethan eat at a McDonald’s. It was great.😅

[@KA-gy3lz]

I can’t believe one of my favorite segments in this shows history was watching Ethan eat alone in a McDonald’s 😂

[@andrewdc1]

Ethan I am now 10lbs down after you inspired me to workout. Hope you're sticking to it! Loved the live! Keep it up!

[@ashleyyc_95]

Yassss 🎉

[@hallybug2692]

Family family family❤

[@mollys1439]

yesss that’s awesome

[@ultraviolettas]

Ethan Sitting in McDonalds (2023) is a modern day Edward Hopper painting

[@marissah1336]

I love the thought of me wearing my H3 merch in public, for someone to look it up out of curiosity and find a video of a random man eating alone in the back of a McDonalds

[@empac8631]

I like how Dan brought up the people who fight in a McDonalds. In my city we have a McDonald’s that’s on the main strip of downtown that everyone who’s ever lived has some sketchy memory at, it’s about to finally close down because of staff safety/how many OD’s happen in the washroom/how many fights have been in it. Our most famous fight from that McDonald’s was when two people were scrapping and no joke a man pulled a raccoon out of his jacket and threw it onto the other guy. There’s a video of it 👍

[@tmoney1810]

nothing could have prepared me for that. legendary

[@jamesony]

The McDonalds ASMR segment was PURE perfection.