I think I speak for everyone when I say no problems with this list! Great job gang! Keep up the good work!
@blindsaintnick2 жыл бұрын
you probably don't speak for everyone, there's a lot of people and a lot states
@T93242 жыл бұрын
@@blindsaintnick thats.the.joke.
@cam47482 жыл бұрын
Nick: Rhode Island is land locked Me (an RI native): *looks out my window and sees nothing but shoreline and open ocean*
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
lolololol - Greg
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
You know what I meant! -Nick
@dolfincorn2 жыл бұрын
@@kindafunny No we don't! lol
@davefreeburg73462 жыл бұрын
For the nerds, the full name of the colony was Rhode Island and Providence Plantations (Aquidneck Island was called Rhode Island at the time). It was shortened to Rhode Island, presumedly because by God such a small state shouldn’t have such a long name. It makes no sense, and all the sense at the same time. Love, a librarian from Connecticut.
@EnfieldsMikeP2 жыл бұрын
@@davefreeburg7346 And by the way, we only dropped it in 2020, mostly because of its recognition of the state's role as a slave-trading hub in early American history
@baundiesel2 жыл бұрын
Nick basically rated the non-California states by whether he spent 30 minutes there and had a good meal. 🤣
@ShaolinPrince7182 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't see an issue with that 🤣
@aaronsurber69482 жыл бұрын
Greg: “Let’s be clear, California is the best. We are the best. Get over it. We have the best everything. Greg 30 seconds later: “New York, you’re full of concede people cause you think you’re the best”
@TagRoss2 жыл бұрын
There's the difference, we KNOW we're the best
@egperez312 жыл бұрын
Californians are conceited because they need the validation. New Yorkers don't need the validation because we know that when anyone in the world imagines a city, they think of us. We may have seventeen roommates, but we all live rent-free inside your dome, buddy. Bing Bong.
@JoeSmithGOAT2 жыл бұрын
@@egperez31 bInG bOnG KNICKS SUCK ASS
@19RoFlMao192 жыл бұрын
@@JoeSmithGOAT umm yankees are there to beat yo ass. If not them then we got the fake italians and pretty much everyone who lives in nyc
@egperez312 жыл бұрын
@@JoeSmithGOAT We know and don't give a fuck. Our team is more culturally significant just for existing than your team is for its success.
@tylerotten2 жыл бұрын
Nick: "Name me a state bigger than Texas" Kevin (instantly): "Alaska" Classic.
@connersmith48012 жыл бұрын
I thought he knew and was setting up the joke but he actually thought it was 😂
@Horus16882 жыл бұрын
Dudes: We're not rating the cities. Dudes 25 minutes later: Shout out to you, Boston.
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
I gave up and/or only used it when it was advantageous to me. - Greg
@Horus16882 жыл бұрын
@@kindafunny It was a ton of fun. You all are talented to turn this into an hour of entertainment.
@egperez312 жыл бұрын
States aren't just their cities,... except for when Pennsylvania is just Philadelphia and we're unaware of the existence of Pittsburgh.
@jacobpm7232 жыл бұрын
Tim’s “so #2” comment on NY after Greg spends an entire monologue shitting on it is exactly the opener this episode needed
@egperez312 жыл бұрын
Nick Scarpino: "Don't start a state and then name one of your cities the same name as the state next to you.... That's like if we had a city named "Nevada City" in California." Wikipedia: "Nevada City is a city and county seat in Nevada County, California"
@imTofuDragon2 жыл бұрын
Yeah California is huge wouldn't doubt if there's other towns and cities name off of other states
@IrishClone2 жыл бұрын
As an Iowan, I was clicking through wondering where they put us. As I continued to not see Iowa I realized, they definitely forgot about us 😂 Not gonna lie second to last fits though
@snakiercoyote3390 Жыл бұрын
hello fellow iowan
@pakman30505682 жыл бұрын
Makes sense Greg wanted Wisconsin in F tier. He's from Illinois, FIB
@Elliott32232 жыл бұрын
Being from Iowa I often forget I'm from there, so this assessment tracks
@chrisbessette79872 жыл бұрын
“We exported a lot of assholes to Colorado” Nick as a Coloradan this made me spit out my coffee. So fuckin funny.
@Ki11ersix2 жыл бұрын
West Virginia has to be ranked higher than Virginia. WV split from VA because VA wanted to retain slavery. WV fought for the Union. Also, Country Roads. Beautiful scenery. Meth. Poverty. Ok, yeah, D tier.
@egperez312 жыл бұрын
That annoyed me a little. Kevin taking shit about how it's more North instead of West (which is not) and not knowing the fact that the only reason they broke away was because they stayed loyal to the Union. Like, fuck off.
@selfactualizing2 жыл бұрын
@@egperez31 it's not a serious list based on facts. Pure comedy and entertainment fuckery is the sole purpose
@MeBeEric2 жыл бұрын
Country Roads was written in and kinda about MD tho
@XDisintegrationX2 жыл бұрын
As a Californian, I obviously agree with #1, but it is hilarious hearing a bunch of guys in SF telling New Yorkers to stop shitting in public.
@jeremyvisser38772 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's hard to smell your own shit...even if its on the sidewalk next to you.(This is Satire)
@Gabriel143662 жыл бұрын
I feel like what holds California back from actually being number one is the fact that every major city is essentially an elaborate homeless encampment. It's pretty crazy out there even compared to New York the homeless villages in the middle of the major cities in California is next level
@egperez312 жыл бұрын
Also, the drought, earthquakes, actively being on fire, history of Native slavery and Chinese exclusion, present-day exploitation of migrant workers, the crazy assholes in the north part of the state who want to secede...
@holy_schnikes_aj2 жыл бұрын
Kevin, to be fair... when people laugh when you fall that means you're young. The moment people stop laughing from you falling is the moment you're old.
@zenifftorrey86692 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Washington isn't an S tier. Kevin 2 seconds later: You know what states an S tier... Florida. Kevin I have never disagreed with you so much.
@djrt81792 жыл бұрын
Florida is absolutely S tier. Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, Naples, Key West, Tampa, do I have to go on? Because it's a meme to hate on Florida you're hating, but Florida is amazing.
@SquirrelOperative2 жыл бұрын
Florida - an S tier state if it wasn't for its residents
@zenifftorrey86692 жыл бұрын
@@SquirrelOperative I definitely don't disagree with that statement for me its honestly the weather. I'm just not trying to be sweaty 24/7.
@PaulHeartthrob2 жыл бұрын
Florida is an s tier. Crazy fun
@zenifftorrey86692 жыл бұрын
@@djrt8179 It's a meme to hate on Florida for a reason, but also im not hating on Florida I just think its not worthy of S tier. Florida is an okay place to visit but that's about it.
@PaPaSea2 жыл бұрын
i've never felt so attacked for being from new york
@fascinatedjack2 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched yet, but I'm mentally preparing for the inevitable East Coast slander
@MiniBagel2 жыл бұрын
As a Vermonter I had hope when Greg started talking and would be able to talk up Vermont but then my hope died when he gave up and was like fine D teir.
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
Not being able to remember the city was a backbreaker. - Greg
@ShaunBray2 жыл бұрын
I hope Kevin can one day experience the struggle of living in Hawaii, where there are no Best Buys and Apple Stores. No electricity and no internet. And only a grass shack to live in to keep you protected from the elements.
@phightinphils132 жыл бұрын
Philadelphia: tons of culture and history, great food , museums, sports. Pittsburgh: beautiful city, ranked one of the best business cities in America in banking/tech/medicine. Not saying PA is S tier, but I think it's a high B.
@phaaaze99842 жыл бұрын
Feel like PA is easily B or even A tier. Has everything you want or need except for coastline
@phightinphils132 жыл бұрын
@@phaaaze9984 And depending on where you're at, you can easily get to a number of Jersey shore points in less than two hours
@EveryTimeIDavid2 жыл бұрын
B seems very fair for PA.
@baundiesel2 жыл бұрын
As someone from the midwest/midatlantic states I fear for this topic haha...
@DarthLemon6162 жыл бұрын
Greg completely dunking on NY makes my day. Because I'm from Jersey and they shit on us all the time 🤣
@xvgabexv2 жыл бұрын
I’m 5 minutes into the states discussion and I already wanna throw my iPad across the room lmao
@elJong2 жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker, I understand that CA and NY will always be 1-2 (interchangeably). I just want to point out to Greg who is complaining about trash on the street (NYC), SF has a task force just to ensure people are not pooping on the sidewalks!
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
;) - Greg
@mtg5e8922 жыл бұрын
There is nothing more dumb than seeing guys who have been to less than half the states attempt to rate all of the states. I would guess that 30 states were ranked by reputation alone. What is even the point? This isn't good content. It is the equivalent of ranking test drives of cars you've never driven, except this has the added benefit of insulting the homes of half the fans in addition to looking ignorant. This ain't it fam.
@neddy422 жыл бұрын
“It’s corrupt as shit”. Yeah, that’s Illinois for you. Lol
@rogueowlproductions2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Arizona is so high is bonkers. Like we get it you only like hiking and turquoise.
@benwilliams27802 жыл бұрын
California has way more poop in public places than NY.
@Adonis067852 жыл бұрын
Surprised Nick didn't want to put jersey at A for the Sopranos alone
@elimanator2 жыл бұрын
Utah is gorgeous and Chicago is amazing so Utah and Illinois deserve B tier. Other than that I fuck with this list lol.
@ericmicke41302 жыл бұрын
You mid westerners/west coasters completely missed the mark on the east coast particularly the north east. For shame on you all. For shame. As a Rhode Islander I can say it got its name when a Dutch explorer saw the shores as red clay and named it "red island" and then it was just translated over time to Rhode Island. It's got some really nice spots but it deserves a low Grade because you have to be a rich fuck to to live in those places (Newport, Jamestown, etc...). It deserves an F because it's legal name is "The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations" as if it's still the 1800s.
@gamemasterbob92 жыл бұрын
Thank you Greg for the New Jersey defense 🤘
@ClarityGolden2 жыл бұрын
"Shoebox apartment on the 900th floor" 😭😭😭 Greg
@Slowmojoeyo2 жыл бұрын
I will say: I’ve been to almost every state and have only been robbed once. In California.
@mattrorabeck2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for you guys to rank the Canadian Provinces (and Territories).
@TylerSnowis2 жыл бұрын
they probably can't pronounce half of them
@matthewwalsh14682 жыл бұрын
Do it!! (But it'll probably be: Montreal [Greg, by way of Gen], Toronto & Vancouver...no provinces mentioned, they don't know & those are probably the only cities they've been to)...same reason I shouldn't rank the states as I've only been to Florida, so... 😝
@dropkick792 жыл бұрын
As I sat, tied to the chair I knew that they knew. The Idaho mask was pulled from my face revealing my true self. IOWA! "Yes!", I shouted, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for your meddling with those Google docs!"
@Browncoat08312 жыл бұрын
As a Californian, I approve this podcast.
@Al2One2 жыл бұрын
I’m only here because I know they’re going to forget Michigan 😆 -Y’all nailed Michigan. And Nick, I kno you were tryna be nice, but we definitely have had more downs than ups. Tim, you come to Detroit, we do have a lot of skeletons, but you’ll be good
@frahmer862 жыл бұрын
Ohio being above Michigan is just...wrong.
@Al2One2 жыл бұрын
@@frahmer86 agreed.
@wfe42102 жыл бұрын
The Ohio part was the worst.
@nicholasromalo5022 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, Vermont being in the top 40 is an honor but i have a few tiny points why we should’ve been just a little higher in D: 1) Greg and Gen’s time there helped inspire Greg about what Superman story he’d write if he was given the chance 2) Land of Maple syrup 3) Senator Bernie F***ing Sanders (and to a lesser extent Senator Patrick Leahy who has cameo’d in a bunch of DC movies) Edit: Oh and every time a zombie apocalypse happens in a movie Vermont is the haven every survivor is trying to get to. I am Legend knows what’s up!
@stanco4ever2 жыл бұрын
Whoah whoah whoah...whoah. I like Vermont but "land of maple syrup"? I know Americans like to forget about Canada but this statement I cannot let pass. How dare you sir.
@nicholasromalo5022 жыл бұрын
@@stanco4ever To be fair, we’re the largest US provider. And we do border Quebec which is the largest. Think of us as the lemonade stand next to the factory down the road ;)
@Orson_Welp2 жыл бұрын
I love California, but I feel like it's worth acknowledging that: -At any given moment, 1/3 of California is literally a burning hellscape -It takes an hour to drive 3 blocks -It produces the most pollution in the U.S. -It has been in a drought for 20 years -If all that appeals to you, you couldn't afford to live there without at least 2 roommates
@bird20492 жыл бұрын
I love California, luckily for me I love to drive.
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
Sure, but, hiking. - Greg
@Orson_Welp2 жыл бұрын
@@kindafunny My father got kicked in the head by a mule while on a hike
@tjwaldie28802 жыл бұрын
As someone from Texas, everything they said is absolutely true. We got a little good and a little bad here. On another note, there definitely is a Best Buy in Hawaii. I used to work for them and would ship stuff there all the time lol.
@joex99702 жыл бұрын
When Greg was in New Jersey, he called me on the phone because of a mutual connection we had at the wedding he was at. I remember him then saying how NJ was great. I was star struck and never got to tell him how I agreed with him that Batman V Superman is a cinematic masterpiece. Next time you’re here, gotta check out The Chicken or the Egg for the best wings in the state.
@RogersBase2 жыл бұрын
Illinois below Missouri and New Jersey? lolwut Chicago is the single best city in the entire United States. Not even a debate.
@Badalight2 жыл бұрын
Greg went to college in Missouri
@durp3122 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt from New Jersey. Thanks Greg we appreciate that.
@skillsthatkills48322 жыл бұрын
As someone from Florida I am pleasantly surprised with these results.
@CastleChris922 жыл бұрын
As someone who's lived in various parts of New England for most of their life, and currently lives in Rhode Island, I find it very funny that Rhode Island is so low on this ranking when it's basically just DLC for Massachusetts
@furrybproductions2 жыл бұрын
DO NOT DISRESPECT THE HOME OF LOBSTER ROLLS! Maine, A tier!
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
~mysterious~
@bigolpancake91362 жыл бұрын
1:22:05 - The logic behind Mississippi's ranking pretty well encapsulates why I love KF.
@sirhambino5962 жыл бұрын
As a mississippian Born and raised, you ranked us way to high. We are F tier at most. We only get the f because of the ability to say; M, I, Crooked letter, crooked letter, I, Crooked letter, Crooked letter, I, Humpback, humpback, I.
@tonydub982 жыл бұрын
As an Iowan, when I clicked on this my immediate thought was “wherever Iowa is gonna be is too high” Edit: almost forgetting it entirely is also completely fair
@zakbrown7912 жыл бұрын
I know Greg is going to put Kansas as last...Rock Chalk Miller, Rock. Chalk.
@kindafunny2 жыл бұрын
M-I-Z! - Greg
@72chevelle242 жыл бұрын
@@kindafunny Z-O-U!
@agame59982 жыл бұрын
What I will say in an effort to get Georgia higher, what about all the movies that are filmed here because of the diverse terrains and climates? A lot of Marvel movies were filmed here
@MatthewNovak2 жыл бұрын
As a Michigander, I am horrified to watch this
@travishobbs85332 жыл бұрын
Huge top 20 finish for Utah. Honestly a really surprising finish for some big underdogs, never thought I would have seen this day. GO UTES!
@billlaporta70042 жыл бұрын
I was real nervous for NJ considering yall almost got stranded there for Wrestlemania. GG's Greg
@Badalight2 жыл бұрын
Kansas City existed before Kansas. Kansas was named after the city, not the other way around. Also, the airport literally just got redone. And KC has the best BBQ.
@cameronthaijohnson2 жыл бұрын
Greg is coping hard on Wisconsin like a classic Illinoisan. He knows all Illinois has is Chicago and Wisconsin destroys everything else in Illinois. You all try to put Wisconsin down and then any time you want to do outdoors stuff, see some nature, go to lakes, or go to waterparks at Wisconsin Dells you come here. All your suburban kids want to come to UW-Madison for college. We have the beer capital Milwaukee. We have sausage, cheese, frozen custard, and beer. We have lots of lakes like Minnesota. Madison is the only other major city located on an isthmus after Seattle and one of the best public universities, college towns, and running/biking/parks/outdoor/lake activities. Now Indiana on the other hand? Ouch. Nebraska? Try driving through there. At least Iowa has those green rolling hills and windmills to look at.
@Teflecter2 жыл бұрын
Guys, you just haven't been to Queens, NY lol
@belababus37762 жыл бұрын
Or any other part of the state for that matter…
@blank_face51822 жыл бұрын
Im so glad y’all are who you are cuz im from florida and the fact that florida got S tier off the rip absolutely blew my mind like if this was any other podcast full of uneducated jabronies they would’ve put Florida in the D-F but clearly KF knows their stuff and wether they want it or not they are now honorary Floridians
@jamiegagnon79862 жыл бұрын
I'm from Maine. It's dope. If Tim visited Bangor and Portland, he'd have a great time. To be fair, though, the rest of the state does drag its position down a bit.
@austinhuff90932 жыл бұрын
LETS GO I'll take 15! Love ya Nick for defending ZONA!
@jackcampbell70992 жыл бұрын
I did not need this stress this early in the morning, I had to skip to the end just to see where my state (New Jersey) landed. Genuinely surprised and now I need to hear how it got there
@ggregg26672 жыл бұрын
Also from NJ, fairly surprised. It seems most perceptions are either very high or very low so the middle is nice. I would've given it A tier but B is acceptable. It is hard to properly explain why NJ is as great as it is.
@Nivlacattack2 жыл бұрын
Aw yeah Tim with the Davis shoutout 🙌
@pyrogoyle2 жыл бұрын
As an Iowan, that went about as I expected.
@furrybproductions2 жыл бұрын
Also, being old like Nick, let me explain. Nick knows FloRida. He just doesn't know he knows FloRida. When you get old you know a song when you hear it, but have no idea who made it, nor do you care 😂
@MaximLight2692 жыл бұрын
Does Nick know California has a Nevada City? 😂
@andrewfrancis14792 жыл бұрын
Potatoes or Corn. Story of life right there
@xombie79282 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in the woods of East Tennessee and has only been to Nashville once. LETS GOO BABY, A TIER. that's the right move
@carlitocafe81012 жыл бұрын
Greg was spot on with the NY pizza
@thefatmangaming9322 жыл бұрын
Reading the comments is like that scene from step brothers where the dad drives up and the two brothers are fighting and I'm sitting here laughing my ass off🤣🤣
@edwinrivera67072 жыл бұрын
At some point this has Chapelle show race draft vibes lol and I’m here for it.
@stonebridgefilms25372 жыл бұрын
Greg, as a beer lover, I expected more out of the Wisconsin placement! But you're from Illinois so I suppose that's expected.
@stonebridgefilms25372 жыл бұрын
The others didn't get to voice their opinion so we'll accept a retroactive B placement - no further comment at this time.
@adamsheridan64872 жыл бұрын
@@stonebridgefilms2537 Exactly! Plus we have the Waterpark Capital of the World, Summerfest, 13 time world champion Packers, the Bucks just won the title and have an MVP, Door County, a ton of breweries! The list goes on! Wisconsin is at least a B.
@8bitdee2 жыл бұрын
If Greg doesn’t rank Illinois on top he needs to relinquish his Chicagoan card.
@55meds2 жыл бұрын
I went into this expecting my state to get roasted but, lo and behold, HI made it to the S tier. As someone born and raised in Honolulu I gotta say, I don't agree lol. But I humbly except, great list guys 👍
@Lewismarty12 жыл бұрын
This is an OG topic right here! Only thing missing is CM.
@adcast982 жыл бұрын
Tim’s beard looks great
@lilSchoen2 жыл бұрын
As someone from Nashville I was pumped finally hitting Tennessee.
@logang6312 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d see Nick and Tim be the ones lobbying for Illinois to be higher. Shame on you Greg
@Arkhamlover142 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Utah, y'all were too nice to this state 🤣
@WaffleOnTheRun2 жыл бұрын
look greg Florida is 100% S tier it's literally the most popular vacation state in the US
@SikGamer2 жыл бұрын
this episode is funny as hell lol
@erodotosmiltiadous2 жыл бұрын
As an American/European, now I would like a European ranking next. The ignorance on European countries would be amazing for an episode!
@ChloeCinema2 жыл бұрын
People forget how much great outdoor stuff there is in Colorado. I live in Western Colorado and there are so many great trails. There's the largest flat-top mountain on Earth. We get a decent amount of international tourism.
@Robotlovesme2 жыл бұрын
Outback Steakhouse hack - order “blooming petals” 👌🏻
@sonicboomkj2 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, when Nick said mysterious state and paused..........I was thinking Maine also.
@gumgumleobazooka2 жыл бұрын
It’s about damn time someone brought up the pizza bullshit. It’s mostly glorified chucky cheese pizza AND it’s served like I get one free slice at school on a paper plate. Get over yourself. /s
@jhallen22602 жыл бұрын
As someone from Nebraska, I'm grateful for the C. Also I am elated that Iowa was forgotten and put in as an F
@johnsantisteban73622 жыл бұрын
I'm from NYC and I haven't seen the episode yet. But I feel like California about get some smoke there way and it ain't from a forest fine 🤷♂️😂🔥
@icywinterof882 жыл бұрын
As someone from Massachusetts I'm so happy with the conversation behind it.
@paulmcg72 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that anyone that got called out in the live chat didn't have their states instantly demoted to the bottom of the list haha
@twild2332 жыл бұрын
I'm from Canada, and this has been very informative.
@anvi94182 жыл бұрын
as someone from Australia, i learned a lot and also nothing from this episode and i loved every second of it
@frnkdatank252 жыл бұрын
Tim: if it’s cold it’s a shitty state
@xOogieBoogie3x2 жыл бұрын
New Jersey has the best pizza. It's not a debate. Our beaches are great. We have the largest wilderness south of Maine on the whole east coast. B Tier
@BrklynRoses2 жыл бұрын
Almost an Hour of ads. omg. lol someone forgot the MAIN time stamp.
@jasonc23412 жыл бұрын
I remember when the Cali sky was red for a month and the other time when people had to get water out of their toilets.
@AJPocan2 жыл бұрын
Currently living in WA, thanks for the love on that my guys! The only disappointment: Montana so low! 😅 It has arguably the two most beautiful and diverse national parks in the U.S with Glacier and Yellowstone (also it’s my home state.) 🤣
@runner13752 жыл бұрын
Y'all are crazy. I moved from CA to WA for a reason haha
@AstreaGT2 жыл бұрын
I live in WA and I approve of this list lol. I would NEVER want to live in Seattle but it's fantastic to visit.