We Ranked Every Fast Food Chain - Chuckle Sandwich EP 94

[@EthanT05]

Tucker is like the little cousin at Christmas who sits and watches his older cousins talk about life waiting until he can talk about bionicles for half an hour

[@infebris]

thats me too bro wtf

[@ivory231]

me with chornobyl and nuclear power*

[@Mickstar305]

I thought that said "bitches for half an hour". I'm honestly happier they spoke about bionicles.

[@OSHAcertifiedGasleak]

I've been rewatching chuckle sandwich episodes while doing school work for college and the number of fucking times I have heard Ted tell Schlatt about Inn and Outs protein style and try to give the same argument for why its not bad while Schlatt acts like its the first time he's ever heard it is actually going to drive me insane

[@kennedybothe3693]

Schlatt can't remember, he's too busy yapping about being a snug bug rug or whatever the hell he said.

[@phillycheesesteaks5045]

i thought i was going fucking bonkers thank you sir

[@angadgrewal9324]

I’ve legit think i’ve never heard ted talk about that and I’m a long time chuckle viewer

[@ree1425]

@@angadgrewal9324ok Schlatt

[@BadGirlTayTayNow]

@@angadgrewal9324same here

[@andrewthompson7809]

I once met Ted at a McDonalds. He bought 2 Big Macs, shoved both of them down my throat, knocked me down to the floor and broke my leg while repeatedly screaming that famous McDonalds catchphrase, "I'm loving it." Truly an amazing experience!

[@KrispyRootbeer]

What a stand-up guy

[@SkopiousIsHere]

i saw him in a chickfila and he shot my kneecaps with a 12 gauge and shoved 4 salads down my throat

[@cryforhelp7270]

Aww, he gave you two free Big Macs! He's so generous ❤

[@kennethmungunkhet981]

Go yotes

[@themrporkchop3819]

​@@kennethmungunkhet981you mean like Idaho

[@uck0708]

Schlatt: Doesn't want his sandwich to be wet Also Schlatt: Orders a sandwich that traditionally comes dressed in oil and vinegar.

[@Dokify]

I know right? Getting a jersey mikes sub “mikes way” ruins it for me. I get the super sub with lettuce/onions/pickles and mayo. Best sandwich ever

[@andrewjohnson6216]

Schlatt is always so cozy, bundled, and snug as a bug in a rug tbh

[@matthird3961]

He’s such a comfypilled snugcell

[@strs1nmyeyes]

@@matthird3961GAH

[@entravertmusic]

Well after what he did in ‘99, I don’t blame’em

[@jawahanifart8220]

idk why but i feel like this vid was a re upload lol

[@wrinkliestdog]

@@NolanChung-v8h?

[@icebabey3644]

As a Midwesterner, I’m so proud of Ted for submitting Culver’s for S-Tier. It’s good diner-level food for fast food prices.

[@dom19945]

Stopped there while driving through Michigan. It was great!

[@cosmicrevolt7476]

Celiacs dream. They offer gf buns

[@Kertbox]

yeah except its terrible to try and get a job there when youre uder 18 its like hell trying to apply😭😭

[@trumanbadra8003]

they hire 14 year olds and their food is overrated as fuck

[@killboltz6366]

Culver’s sucks lmao. Food is mid and they always fuck your order up.

[@corbinthepieguy0249]

I literally cried laughing when schlatt started playing clash which Ted was explaining his undying love for dominos 😭😭😭

[@Jcwashere21]

Same bro I couldn't breathe

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

I was listening on Spotify and was so confused

[@Thatonefuckinguy]

Bro I hate any of the major fast food chains. The only one that deserves a fucking A is pizza hut, and even then pizza hut is an F. here me out, wing street is an S teir while pizza hut itself is a fucking F. The wings there freaking rock and I've had good wings before. But yeah go into any by the slice place and you pay half the price. How the fuck are these places still in bussiness? Shut down dominos and chesers and rebrand fucking pizza hut into wing street with pasta, no pizza cause they don't know how to make a good one.

[@Thatonefuckinguy]

Also papa murphys, oh my freaking god the take and bake pizza. The one good pizza chain in america, and they don't even cook the pizza! How do you manage to make better god damn pizza frozen and uncooked then any other major chain not counting local?

[@OppDoc]

As a midwestern, Culver's 100000% is the best "fast food/ restaurant" experience you can get. It's 100% always fresh, I am obsessed with spicy chicken sandwiches and they have the best because it is 100% always fresh. They do not mask the taste of their chicken with mayo or anything like that. Just pickle, lettuce, tomato.

[@hugonuts]

As a culvers employee im thankful that someone finally recognized the small MidWest food chain that is superior. thanks ted

[@LightningJosue]

I never loved the dairy aroma that hits me when I enter the restaurant. Other than that it’s pretty good

[@norahjungels]

yoooo i work at culvers too!

[@loganwakeland5747]

Small💀 bro they're all the way down the east coast 😭

[@scoobydoothemesong5443]

Wisconsin gang

[@lenore_was_here4458]

live in colorado and we have a few locations, by far my favorite fast food place

[@bobjones8610]

Schlatt playing Clash Royale in the middle if Ted’s monologue about Domino’s Pizza was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[@ggnewo]

It’s not the same without schlatt. Miss you big guy

[@A_Toaster]

FOR THE LAST TIME! "Schlatt" and Big Guy are TWO SEPERATE PEOPLE "Schlatt" IS GONE and rightfully so considering his crimes (i.e. summer of '99) Big Guy however is perfectly fine reacting to TikToks and viewer submissions.

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

@@A_Toasterhe’s done reaction to toks

[@blake3937]

@@REDOYSTERCULT302once you start, you never stop

[@RUURFIK]

@@A_Toaster never stop smiling : )

[@TheSiZaGaming]

​@@RUURFIKbut it's no longer time to smile ;(

[@tyrellwellick5529]

25:19 “I hate the word curds. Sounds like turds” Kurds listening:

[@blinkingwhiteguy2244]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while

[@_yoshiXD]

...losing your virginity to granny

[@crow_of_judgment]

Boiling boys

[@thecasualparry7797]

​@@crow_of_judgmentwhat I would do to those boys

[@crow_of_judgment]

@@thecasualparry7797 *ugh* 💦

[@jennfreeman1962]

not breathing

[@duck-ew5zs]

Sometimes "schlatt" starts speaking in the most calm and softest way he can, and it's the scariest shit he's ever done

[@mig908]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting food poisoning from the 50 cent McDonald’s burgers

[@caydenelle]

$100 burgers in this economy

[@zzeroara9511]

you are three times more likely to get food poisoning from arby's than McDonald's

[@kindofredish]

i like raw meat

[@jobe4702]

fr@@caydenelle

[@elfietree2996]

The 50 cent burger was foul

[@BoxWizard]

The chuckle sandwich is a looping nebulous of time where at this point ted has brought up "Protein style" in 4 episodes and "Schlatt" has had the same reaction every time. Never change lol 🤣

[@piscesoutofwatr]

I get it now. Ted is Spiderman, Schlatt is Zendaya, and Tucker is Ned.

[@wrinkliestdog]

i like how you didn't say mj you just said zendaya

[@rachelboehme6611]

Are ted and schlatt going to kiss? That would explain a lot

[@Stenchovies]

Slime is Iron Man

[@minjeanwong6225]

@@Stenchovies the one who is gone

[@catsarefancy9053]

Why couldn’t Ted just say it like this? I would’ve gotten it instantly.

[@UncleNate]

I’m so glad Schlatt clarified he isn’t Italian, I got scared for a second. Also glad to see the love to Culver’s they deserve it

[@dtl2405]

As a midwesterner, I can confirm Culver's absolutely slaps

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

As a Texan there is only one good meal at whataburger. Get the honey barbacue chicken strip sandwich and have them replace the honey barbacue sauce with the honey butter sauce. Get it with a side of onion rings and ranch. For the drink you can get whatever you want but I highly recommend a normal dr pepper or the Dr Pepper shake.

[@KYCDK]

the reason I think "you're so utterly ordinary" would hurt more, is because it sounds like it's genuine, when someone goes to heavy with the insult, it sounds like they are trying to upset you, but "you're so ordinary" seems so genuine because it just sounds like something that is a genuine issue

[@dippedasusual]

"Schlatt": I've got 2 guns on the wall behind me Ted: I believe it. You have a sick and twisted mind. Tucker: We should shift it to a breakfast scene and do a starbucks vs. dunkin 😎

[@korrat9500]

Y'all better not pull a sleep deprived and have Schlatt off himself on episode 100

[@cuttlefishfan]

then it'll just be tucker and ted

[@augustmyers339]

@@cuttlefishfan Then it will just be Tucker, after October 23rd 2025 😔

[@korrat9500]

@@augustmyers339 The Tucker sandwich sounds like a wonderful podcast

[@augustmyers339]

@@korrat9500 Bionicle Sandwich

[@copeless1090]

Dw they can't kill a dead man.

[@l4ur4na]

As someone from Corpus Christi (where Whataburger started) the whataburger bashing hurt

[@gogobrasil7185]

we got some tucker confrontation in this episode. a veritable war zone. i'm here for it

[@vulgardevil9821]

He should be considered a member at this point instead of a little cherub

[@DylanSpeiser]

The Tucker revolt has occurred

[@al23432]

They did A&W dirty, that stuff is delicious here in Canada.

[@lenore_was_here4458]

This podcast fills me a violent rage. Cant wait for the next episode.

[@Error10010]

as a Chipotle worker Tucker is correct. Bowls are ordered more often BUT there are some spurts where EVERY ORDER is a burrito without fail

[@specil-k]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while editing Jschlatt's Wikipedia page correspondingly to the names Ted assigns to him in each podcast's description.

[@HyperInkling]

when covid was brand new and it was called corona, burger king's nuggets always tasted like they added hints of glue in with the meat. it only took like 2 years for them to remove said 'glue' obv there wasnt actually glue but it tasted like glue

[@Elise_up_close_and_personal]

Perfect podcast to listen to while sitting at Schlatts single palm tree oasis

[@Frawkesish]

Wait ... is it an oasis for single palm trees or just a single palm tree?

[@Elise_up_close_and_personal]

@@Frawkesish its a group of lonely palm trees sitting under a single palm tree

[@bridgetfox6649]

Dominos is amazing! The late night garlic crust *chef kisses* this is what college dinner is all about

[@Hongabazonga._.]

Ted loving the Midwest classic of Culver's has only cemented my love this milky guy. The dairy state and the dairy man will stand strong together

[@RspectVODS]

I love listening to these pod casts while at work helps my day go by so much faster while having me smiling all day

[@charlessousa9834]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while crying because your brother called you an old man for drinking tea

[@flaminfungaming5042]

Tea is amazing, don't let anyone ever give you crap for drinking tea

[@catsarefancy9053]

Sounds like your brother has never had a piping hot cup of tea thrown on him.

[@charlessousa9834]

@@flaminfungaming5042 I won’t, I’ll get my revenge

[@charlessousa9834]

@@catsarefancy9053 he hasn’t Yet

[@constance_agony]

sounds like something an old man would say

[@andrewpfeifer2572]

Scholarly Schlatt is absolutely correct about pizza. Most mom and pop pizza places are just as fast and cheaper. Dominos is just not an A.

[@steventheking4630]

Yeah, but you can't really compare a fast food pizza place with a mom and pops pizza place. Its a franchise vs a small joint. Of course Mom and pops pizza is better, but among the fast food joints, Dominos is up there.

[@KuueenKumi]

​@steventheking4630 it's spicy and garbage

[@TheGrilledCheeseDude]

As a Wisconsin native I’m glad to hear Ted loves Culver’s

[@phylocybe_]

Relatable

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

My dairy queen experience is very similar to schlatt. Its the must do road trip food for my brother and I. We once got lost in a cemetery during someone's funeral in a small town off I-10 trying to find the local dairy queen on a roadtrip.

[@HydroniteTB]

Do childhood toy tier list now, that bionicle conversation has me wanting more

[@kanerva123]

yes please

[@im_the_spectre]

Actually just passed my Colorado in-n-out listening to this, we definitely have more than one lol

[@Diraije]

Don’t let this podcast distract you from the fact that Schlatt made an ENTIRE ARG starting With the channel *Time To Smile*

[@cuckmeister3193]

we literally cant solve this

[@lagokualrlaashidallahal]

@@cuckmeister3193 ᵁ²¹ᵖᵇᴳᵁ⁼ dont dontdont

[@4u_lightningwolf]

what does this mean

[@TjokoCow]

Its almost already been solved..@@cuckmeister3193

[@dani92735]

@@4u_lightningwolftime to slime duh

[@Entertainmyfait]

I used to work at a Culver’s and one awesome thing about there is that they own their own brand of root beer

[@lori8370]

Ted is so right about culvers, I love Culver’s so much especially their butter burgers 🤤 they have good food, never had a bad experience. Also insane that jschlatt put jersey mikes in D tier because I actually used to work there 😭 their hot subs are amazing! I get how it can get soggy because people ordered it mikes way ( and it gets super loaded with vinegar and oil) but you have the option to not have it mikes way or have less oil and vinegar :P (even have cups of vinegar and oil if you want to decide how much you want)

[@yoimelon7017]

Also I gotta disagree with Schlatt saying the meat and bread are bad quality!?!?! Top tier the fuck

[@StephArdicki]

Ted going on about Culvers makes my little Wisconsin heart so happy

[@tardis58575]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being in extreme, excruciating pain.

[@MrLlama-dm5eh]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while opening up Clash Royale to disrespect your passionate friend's wrong opinions about Dominos

[@hunternotthewriter]

this is certainly the schlattcast that he didn’t want us to find from 1999

[@A_Toaster]

This is just a coverup anything "schlatt" claims happened in '99 is just a fabrication a facade. He runs the whole system top to bottom we live in a dystopia of his creation. We have not free will, for it is all Schlatt's.

[@RipleyBeann]

No, that's the Markiplier episode

[@jangotv2843]

I actually worked at a McDonald's that ted frequently went to. He bought 2 big Mac's and shoved them down this guys throat and then he knocked him onto the floor while screaming "I'm lovin' it" and I heard the dude broke his leg or something, neither of them ever came back

[@smemzy]

Coming from a Canadian, A&W is honestly quality and deserves to be at least C tier.

[@jimdeluna5433]

Apparently Canadian A&W is better than the American version from what I have heard over the years. Don't know why but I have heard multiple people say that.

[@simonmerrill3388]

Canadian A&W is better than US A&W because it's owned by a different corporation or smth but they can still use the name

[@KM-fb1kw]

Go away Canada. This is a US only show

[@mrmoldi]

Found the dominos fan @@KM-fb1kw

[@katb6709]

i had an a&w in oregon had the best burgers and the floats were good! i think they’re franchise which really changes the experience of any fast food place ever

[@chaosisveryfunny]

television and Jshart did a stunning job with this one!

[@RedOctoberCrow]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while gambling at Schlatt’s Leisure Land.

[@theomelon1818]

In neuropsychology, linguistics, and philosophy of language, a natural language or ordinary language is any language that occurs naturally in a human community by a process of use, repetition, and change without conscious planning or premeditation. It can take different forms, namely either a spoken language or a sign language. Natural languages are distinguished from constructed and formal languages such as those used to program computers or to study logic.

[@jennymcilwain6464]

Now this is a chuckle to sandwich at!

[@ratkid_kelp]

Worked in drive thru, we were expected to get people through the line and out in 3 minutes. We also made the food to order at this particular restaurant, making this time near impossible. There was a list next to the window of the steps of the window interaction that was 9 steps and said “this should take you 1 minute” at the bottom. Also I was consistently the only employee in the drive thru from 5am to 3pm. Hated that. Working fast food is so ass.

[@bigwywy]

Chuckle Sandwich is the best podcast to listen to while escaping custody!

[@bradgriffith9985]

There’s Culver’s all over Florida. Love it. So good.

[@EPICpizzachef]

This is the perfect podcast to make a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

[@tomtombb1437]

The Chipotle line at the one in Ithaca is pretty much always going out the door when college students are here but on breaks when the students leave the line never goes over 4 people

[@coolmanoscar2030]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting angry at a tier list

[@finnvost9349]

This is truly one of the podcast to listen to of all time

[@juneau3]

perfect pod to listen to while also simultaneously listening to last weeks pod

[@colemeara5752]

Love seeing the chapter list entirely made up of fast food chains and then just bionicles. Out of context it is very funny.

[@CaptainKat8]

So glad to see those animated bits in the intro!! Love the vibes!

[@sneakysnail12]

i love how bundled up and freezing cold schlatt is

[@Portalwastaken]

Quote of the year, "theyve got ice cream there that they can give you" 😂

[@alondor]

I know exactly what near-but-not-in-Ithica A&W you're talking about. I went up there a few times to visit family and would go there every time, it's crazy hearing about that on this podcast.

[@bedheadreal]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to a perfect podcast to listen to while listening to a perfect podcast to listen to while listening

[@poeandannie]

as someone from wisconsin, LOVE THE CULVERS LOVE

[@cypher2251]

1:03:05 LMAO "My name is Jschlatt and I like it dryy" Tucker 😂

[@proWaffl3]

It disgusts me that Ted and tucker like Dominoes, there is no excuse for getting pizza from anywhere other than a local pizza shop in the northeast

[@christianfaux736]

Yeah, well, getting delivery from the northeast to California must be a bitch.

[@likith.nnaveen1769]

5 second in and jschallt and Ted are fighting. This is going to be great.

[@chhrisis]

“DOMINOS HAS SERVED US HONORABLY FOR YEARSSS” fucking love that energy from Tucker

[@bananaduck473]

new drinking game: take a shot everytime schlatt talks shit about California or Texas on the podcast

[@livwebster]

drunk by minute mark 4

[@Koivro]

Growing up my town had a combination A&W/Long john silvers and combination A&W/KFC. You never eat the fish you go for the hushpuppies. Those things were magical.

[@blahtothemfblah4932]

Schlatt got it backwards: When I'm at any other chicken place I always wish it was a Zaxby's.

[@ExtraQuestionableContent]

Fax, I only got it raw once but any other time its the best chicken place, better than Chick-Fil-A and Raising Cane's

[@SergeantPear]

True they always have the best chicken tenders

[@gameb9oy]

I’m glad to know most people don’t accept that slander

[@netriosilver]

@@ExtraQuestionableContent this is a horrifying mentality honestly

[@gemkitten984]

My jaw dropped when they put it at E. AT LEAST a C, come on. What about the toast? ; _ ;

[@josiahmcelhinney1673]

I don't know how I'm gonna be able to get past minute six of this podcast. A&W is the BEST fast food restaurant of all time

[@jonahs847]

That and zaxbys both got disrespected. Idk where I’d put them personally, but neither deserves to be bellow C by any means

[@Mouse_Librarian]

As a native Texan, the fact that they put Whataburger at F made me immediately homicidal.

[@iqcool]

A&W here in Canada is, in my opinion, king of the fast food breakfast. Their coffee is pretty good for what it is, their hash browns actually taste like potato, and the sandwiches don't sit like a brick in your stomach. As for the rest of the menu, it's pretty good. Best onion rings as well.

[@rebeccaalbrechtsen]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while going crazy trying to figure out what’s different about schlatt until realizing he has Invisalign now

[@Fish1rs]

I was chuckling my sandwich so hard while watching this. Love the podcast

[@nepawu5063]

Got a dominos ad immediately after the dominos argument and I am in fact considering it

[@bedheadreal]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while trying to figure out who's the creator of Time to Smile

[@broganbroganbrogan]

At little Caesar’s they could take as much time to order- but once they were done ordering it starts like a 30 second or so( not real timer but) countdown- and we had to have them at the window pay and get their pizza/ order (unless it was a made order not ready)

[@NoahJacob-j1e]

Can’t wait for the chuckle sandwich ghost kitchen restaurant announcement! 🎉

[@ForevrrFury]

Ted is really living up to the Jr. status with this look today

[@Quadrapus-cq1rp]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while defying the geneeva convention in a McDonalds

[@jonathanperlstein2438]

Ted's opinion on Chipotle is spot-on, because as a Masshole I remember when my local Chipotle shut down because of an E. coli outbreak and some of my high school peers still ate there afrer they re-opened -- I've never once thought about going there since then

[@deviousindividual]

Its always time to smile when Schlatt is around

[@poomz7893]

I think Dave's hot chicken and Cook Out should've been on the list. They are god tier and I'll live by that

[@jakeb4962]

The fact that Cookout is missing is a travesty

[@UpNextDonum]

This is the perfect podcast to make a chuckle sandwich fandom wiki to

[@Blandco]

Quiznos used to be S tier. But then the distribution stuff kind screwed everything up and the quality nosedived. Also I would take like 10 little containers of pickles, banana peppers and honey mustard sauce from the pepper bar. It was situated so the employees couldn't see how many containers you were filling up. So I went to town while my sub was being toasted.

[@vbcdoglord3811]

They need to add Tucker to the intro, but just one shot of him dressed as a cherub

[@raslin2k]

As an Arby's fan, shocked you put it so high!

[@kittycatlink]

Love you boys keep up the amazing content. You are both funny and adorable.

[@fredderdocto6730]

I hope this is sarcastic

[@Aiden_Person2217]

​@@fredderdocto6730what?

[@caty4917]

tucker talking about the carl’s jr on base in 29 made my day

[@henrymellor9760]

One time I got Taco Bell at like 11:30pm with my girlfriend and I bit into my burrito and as I was pulling away with my bite, there was a huge greasy wiry hair and I just couldn't handle it. I instantly rolled down the window and vomited. I will never have Taco Bell again from the sheer PTSD.

[@brochie]

As a fellow person who grew up in Massachusetts, Dominos is so accurate. S+ tier, carried me all the way through college

[@yourbasicninja]

Was getting close to an hour an I was sweating profoundly, worried that there wouldnt be a Tucker Mid Episode Interruption but alas, it happened 😊

[@onedramaboi]

My 2 favourite radio hosts with their FM compression

[@eyer101]

i listen to the podcast while doing the dishes, i have not done a dish since 2007

[@BlueLoveDolphin]

weird to hear someone talking about some specific restaraunt locations i grew up with too... the petco parking lot teds friend threw up from five guys in, i used to work at the market basket in that plaza