we really like getting demonetized

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[@CHUb2Z]

Austins’ shirt looks like a composition book

[@lrballistics]

LMFAO

[@floralcansas2686]

Mind blown.... i thought everyone does a handstand when wiping

[@masonbeaty9199]

Hezza Ezzachary no I get on all fours on the floor and let my dog eat it,😶😶😶😶

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

@@masonbeaty9199 on one hand I wanna try this, but in the other hand I have 5 cats and no dogs...

[@aboveaveragecat44]

@@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945 let them sleep upon your keyboard.

[@morganstuart8798]

Only wiping? You gotta try pooping while doing a handstand.... life changing.

[@danielbrookermusic]

but the cook book could be called, dickey dines

[@drtmouth6590]

Dickey dining?

[@ellastevenson879]

Beautiful pun

[@aboveaveragecat44]

Fuckin genius

[@Z_TPI]

Dining on Dick sounds more realistic 🤣

[@joejoecreampuff1912]

"A puff of weed" -Jared Dines 2018

[@helenkeller2127]

Clorox Bleach Love your profile picture and name dude

[@trevorturner104]

there isnt anything funny about that quote, ???

[@Greenday123s]

This could potentially be my favorite youtube channel

[@bradleyhorn4249]

Mathias M. TOM DELONGE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[@arble3223]

Cheers on 69 likes. Nice.

[@DasAggro]

22 and 6'1". Had the pleasure to meet Jared, and Austin at a Rest, Repose show at the Analog in Portland. I was surprised by how short Jared is when he hugged the crap out of me in the bar downstairs and intimated by how tall Austin is.

[@christiansgaard8138]

Damn, I want to meet them too.

[@themicrowavedave192]

So how tall is Austin??

[@anonimai]

And how short is Jared?

[@trevorhill3985]

Agario Nutter Austin said in a previous video he’s 6’4”

[@themicrowavedave192]

@@trevorhill3985 Aah, he long boy. Do you know what video that was?

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

[@RSTaku]

Evilwhiteclownpunk Ahahaha

[@senza4591]

Congrats

[@Doki_Dokers]

Ok

[@Raysist]

I'm 96 and taller than the average toenail clipper

[@JMetalGuitarist]

That’s not very specific...

[@tesslynn2242]

Praise

[@dillonmacpherson3350]

24 and 5'8" and the cookbook could be called "dinesing with Dickey, the Djentleman's guide to crippling cuisine"

[@erichernandez8922]

If logan paul can upload a dead bodie and still get the youtube support then your videos shouldnt get demonetized

[@stickydriftz]

Body my guy

[@Chris_yes]

who is logan paul?

[@rockjockchick]

Eric Hernandez totally!

[@oatmeal710]

86 years old 2’5”

[@sketchmaneeprettycool]

InputSilver9 McScuse me?

[@Raccnnibal]

R u a big Garden Gnome?

[@chuckiefinster544]

Sea turtle?

[@prashantsarkar821]

Danny De Vito?

[@beemochud786]

ok yoda

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

See, the reason your voice sounds slower when you breath out vapor is due to the way the sound reacts with the air. Helium being so light, makes your voice high and fast. The vapor is heavier than air, therefore has the inverse effect

[@darthjesus7959]

thank for info

[@luckyhero2517]

Science rules!

[@unknowngaming1432]

TheBlackKnight1o1 basically Sulfer Hexafloride.

[@imseth6315]

Dude wut the fuk😐

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

UnknowNgaminG 14 Precisely

[@hudsongraham8382]

Another video filled with quality, family-friendly, Christian entertainment.

[@codestarify]

But not enough War Robots.

[@hudsongraham8382]

Very true, there can never be enough.

[@ninjapancake69]

23, 6'2", and i think about Austin when I shit

[@ajk9475]

That little hand gesture Austin makes at 13:37 I'm pretty sure is a secret furry sign saying that he actually is one.

[@zeoalexo]

At Leet?

[@SSGWiener]

28 years old 6'3 German Viking

[@thisoldnew4544]

I saw u in the Nazi Viking documentary

[@antlereddruid8359]

18 years old 6'5" german viking boiii

[@apathyandempathy]

You guys should do a show where you review newer upcoming bands' music honestly. I think that would be dope! I've been a huge fan since the inception of this channel and get hyped every time I see a new vid from y'all. Also, 23, 5'9" short bois waddup

[@St33zy-P]

Brandon Austin has something like that on his channel

[@alenagalante3628]

ayyy 5’1” wuddup i’m one of the shortest

[@arbyeetscostomer3312]

i love this show so much i legit go to the bathroom at high school just to watch your vids my buddys also love you guys too

[@adamburress6663]

I can donate clothes if you need them. Jared I have old football jersey you can have when I was in elementary school

[@phantomechelon3628]

We should totally start a t-shirt donation program. Didn't Jared say he has a PO box for fan mail now?

[@sentanyl3399]

I don't like how Jared says "ay-ggs" instead of eggs lmao

[@chesterschannel6627]

I'm 25 and I'm 5'7 Also I wanna see what Austin is like off camera. He should just be himself at all times. Sometimes people don't act like themselves when they are on camera because they feel like you have to be sort of professional. I think that's for the bigger personalities like news anchors and broadcasters etc. Be yourself guys. Who cares what the haters out there say. Keep it metal and keep it djent.

[@sethdavis459]

Dang bruh, you’re 30 now

[@chesterschannel6627]

@@sethdavis459 31 actually

[@sethdavis459]

@@chesterschannel6627 dang bruh lol. You still a DickeyDines fan? Content’s ramping up like crazy

[@chesterschannel6627]

@@sethdavis459 yes I am hahah I know especially when Jared did that musician mansion which I thought was pretty cool.

[@sethdavis459]

@@chesterschannel6627 That’s sick lol

[@c.e.f4916]

my whole life is demonetized.

[@nicholasdettling4840]

#tufforganicbois Lost 75 pounds my dudes

[@Dafoodmaster]

nice going famsquad

[@thebrownman1648]

NICK

[@maxh5279]

You guys should definitely read the comments once a month, I like these kinds of videos

[@kennethgeigerii3478]

"trying to talk with it in your throat hurts"

[@whitest__dad]

Take a shot every time Jared interrupts Austin

[@damienairalay552]

Tried and Passed out halfway thru video

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

I'm doing it with an IPA and the can has a sip left... 3 minutes in. BRB gonna grab another.

[@Bled_x]

I just put down a twelve pack and I'm only halfway into the video. Send help!

[@arininquotes8396]

"the bucket is a precaution" *look, we've all been there*

[@jake5590]

Good for you Austin with the diet, it’s super difficult to give up bread and soda/energy drinks! Keep it going man!!

[@wtfisthat13]

Jared an Austin are the modern day Bevis n butthead! But a hell of a lot funnier.

[@mohawkmohican8611]

No

[@ZombixMix]

Why would someone wipe standing up? It's so much easier to get into all of those crevices and knuckles sitting donwn and then you just throw the paper into the toilet. Easy, fast and free!

[@johnhowe8424]

Would the recipes have the “battle weapons” and “flailing and falling instructions” listed??? That would help

[@daniely7328]

hahahah. oh Jared. You look like Tom from Tom&Jerry when you're getting that huge laugh with tilting your head back. This is like pure meme. I love it

[@Adrikstides]

Jared sounded like kylo ren while talking with the vape in his mouth 😂

[@dawsxnofficial]

I need friends like this. My life is boring i need humor

[@jimdawg9250]

Hey, Moron. I came to you today and ordered a cheese sandwich. And there was hardly any cheese on it!!!!!

[@Hilariumosis]

I relate so hard with Austin's witty function. I hear something (a word, a sentence etc) and my brain goes into hyperdrive making up all kinds of connections and shit and I say something hilarious that makes everyone laugh or clever/smart to make everyone think xD But sometimes it so far stretched or advanced that people think I'm an idiot instead xD

[@adamburress6663]

Jared I actually got to talk to you a couple times on Facebook and I still can’t get over it! Also Austin on a live stream you told the viewers to say Pewdiepie done fucked up and that was me you shouted out for it! I love you guys! Also I’m 20yr old and 6ft 1in

[@samsonspice3416]

Adam Burress wooh 20 gang

[@adamburress6663]

Samson Spice Chaa

[@JMetalGuitarist]

I get mentioning your age but your height?

[@JMetalGuitarist]

Oh, everyone is listing their age and height, I must have missed something. Thought that was kinda random lol anyway i was at this sex shop one time, soeaking of penises, and i asked the people working there if they had flavored condoms in magnum size and have never gotten such an awkward look from any female employee in my life.

[@JMetalGuitarist]

I just, felt like that story was so cringy i had to tell someone...

[@mustycarlos2164]

Everytime tony is in a video i fall in love with him even more

[@ZombixMix]

hell yea tony my grass my blob

[@Mattimeo78]

28. 6'4". 245 pounds. Irish-Hungarian. Black hair. Brown eyes, near-sighted, one is a Whitaker. All original teeth. Five workouts a week. Smoker. Sleep disorder due to years of night work. College twice. Solid childhood. OCD. Depression. Brain that works like Austin's. Other stuff because twenty-eight years is a good chunk of life story. We boys now?

[@benjamintatro8123]

When Jared was talking about the weird drinks thing, I think he was talking about Dr. Dreadful food kits

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

Dude Austin's description of how his brain fires off is relatable af right now. I've always been the funny guy in IMPROV situations. I can't write a funny joke but can make most everyday situations funny lmao it's fun boi

[@kowasu8220]

Hey you guys finally changed clothes And I’m 21 and 9 feet tall

[@Dafoodmaster]

Adam Engle you'z a long boi

[@Cheesybeansman]

Adam Engle but the worlds tallest man is 8"3 😐😐😐

[@luisd.photography6373]

Jared, you should set up hidden cameras in the house so we can experience how dicky is off camera

[@landrysaathoff2418]

Oh, I’d buy the hell out of a DickyDines cookbook.

[@IntermezzoR]

Omg I finally understand the Bearenst(e/a)in refference! I'm from Europe so I didn't know about it when this video came out, but I saw the AVGN video a little while ago.

[@penelopesmith345]

We get it. You vape.

[@erikbradyrather]

We get it, you're not funny.

[@pikeshredneck6642]

You guys gotta try the Irish Car Bomb. Drop a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream into a glass of Guiness and then pound it before the cream curdles.

[@JMetalGuitarist]

I’ve heard of doing the same thing with like, regular whiskey?

[@pikeshredneck6642]

You could do that, yeah. But the idea behind it is that when the cream hits the beer, it starts to curdle. You have to knock it back real fast or else you get chunks.

[@glassleo]

Omg yes! XD

[@LOLDM]

There’s also a shot of Jameson In the Guinness

[@alexandermason8906]

My god guys, I'm still waiting on Austin's cook book😭😭

[@cybilthomas6260]

"It's like putting your finger in puke."...... OML.... Jared likes to play with poopy lol

[@chewie58]

Robin Williams on coke? So... Robin Williams. I’m 5’10” Blue eyes brown hair. Gender non-specific, I Identify as a toaster and I’m terrified of moccasins. Peace.

[@ironweaselsbest]

Perfect cookbook name: Dickey DINES.

[@quantumxfluxmd6821]

When they said tree trunk I was literally in a middle of bench press set and I laughed so hard I dropped the bar on my chest😭😭😭😭

[@reganhounshell8148]

"Waffle stomp that thing down" 😂😂😂

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

#ToughOrganicBoiz #ToughOrganicBoyz #ToughOrganicBoys

[@daslynnter9841]

D all of the above

[@sethaaronshumaker6184]

#TuffOrganicBois

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

Knew I left a comment here, almost forgot about it. Btw I'm 4' 9 3/4" and about to be 21 lol

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

Seth Shumaker #TuffOrganicBoiz! Lmao

[@BlazinCaucasian-_-]

No one I know wipes standing up.

[@idrkofficial6101]

0:01 will forever be the best thing ever

[@angelaholland4396]

Me again @ the end 😂😂😂😂 I didn’t even know my comment on that video got featured till one of my friends on Facebook messaged me about it and I thought he was bullshitting me 😂

[@Zippyy444]

I'm 20 years of age and 78foot tall, Slim 1000lbs, one eyed one horned flying purple people eater named Steve who has size 112.375 shoes (good luck with Christmas presents) and loves long walks on the beach with my 700lbs puppy horse bear named marmalade?my favorite pass time is to teach other extremely fucked creature kids to dance so they can save the Rec Center in our town of Pecan Sandi, Petoria from being demolished by the big boss business owner in our town, who happens to be my blood sister twin uncle, Gary. He's an evil money hungry, silly son of a hamster, no good 3 eyed land dwelling JellyOctoCrocidille, with wings. if you want to save help save the Rec Center our Patreon link is in the description. #SaveTheRecCenter #Hashtag

[@tomfoxlow4815]

Well that is a mouthful..

[@cheyennegraham7119]

Just turned 20 on the 15th! And I'm 5'4 😊

[@kaihenley1564]

Dickey Dines Dines: The Cookbook I want $10,000 royalties, thank you

[@joshieboi8082]

this is what real fucking friends look like

[@austinchavers2025]

12. 7' 19". Also everyone talking about Austin getting thinner but no one is talking about how our boy Djered is getting THICC

[@nkjagshenry]

Since you guys have met post, y’all should try to collab with h3 since you’re kinda mutual friends!

[@juste.une.mouche]

Probosquadhenry wait whaat

[@treehobo7585]

Just because you meet someone doesn't mean they are friends

[@austinanderson4801]

I think a cool stop on all your favorite record labels would be a neat collaboration. Just a video on each of them.

[@staciemae]

0:08 what every smoker does trying a vape lol

[@jemmamp5147]

16 and 5’10 Most of my friends are pretty small so they’ve nicknamed me giraffe or lamppost

[@BassPlayer6392]

25 and 6' How much would it cost to get Austin as a pet?

[@thepardigon178]

Yeah I want a pet Austin too

[@adamburress6663]

To see you both talk about the comments and actually remember the names of the people show you both care and have a passion for what you are doing! This is why You both are my favorite!

[@tomkruze1304]

"He has a brand of vape juice." Chad Swagger levels off the radar, what an interesting business venture.

[@karblemarbles]

17, 5’3” edit: holy shit there are so many fucking tall people in the comments

[@we_are_nevertheless7305]

karblemarbles you’re just short. I’m 15, consider myself average height, and I’m 5’8

[@jacobkosel9001]

20 feet tall and 6 years old

[@metaldadgaming4039]

You guys are awesome always put me in a better mood

[@thealexmorris]

Austin is the max headroom of metal

[@cerdic9]

I am 21 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. Also I'm 5'10.

[@JMetalGuitarist]

A van with wifi?

[@zeoalexo]

Guess you didn't amount to JACK. SQUAT!!

[@khozg]

Ik its kinda mainstream but you guys should open a P.O. Box and do like a fan mail. Also I'm 16 and 5' 11"

[@theonenonlykyler]

Lonely_Island_Boi they already do.

[@yonikup2865]

Whats 5'11 in meters?

[@Da_Green_One]

Oh I want that cook book 🤠🙋‍♀️.. I'll cook things from it to all my future enemies 🤔.. Awesome 😁

[@hedbngr18]

My brain works the exact same way as Austin's. It makes for a lot of self entertainment.

[@konnerspindler5365]

How difficult was it for you guys to build a band. I can’t seem to find any local musicians.

[@mohawkmohican8611]

Well people listened to real music back when they were young its like how many teens want to be rappers nowadays but back then they liked music where you had to put in effort and learn to play it

[@jimdawg9250]

Ya. I'm sorry man. You grew up in the wrong era. I feel sorry for the new generation. I used to make fun of some of the crappy rap and country pop music, but now I just keep my mouth shut and I feel pity for the masses. You seem cool though

[@jimdawg9250]

Also, DBZ rules

[@InineV]

What instrument do you play? If you frequent local music shows you'll likely find some good connections. Good place to start anyway, I'd say

[@konnerspindler5365]

I play drums, guitar, and sing.

[@DanielFlores-gx7xi]

#TuffOrganicBois

[@MichaelWilliams-tw7ft]

Austin, where in the HELL is the shot-for-shot Chef remake you promised us over a year ago?!

[@Bashbot-nm8lq]

You guys are like the good mythical morning of metal

[@ab3978]

19 and I'm 5'0" aka perfect elbow to the face height.

[@FoxymoronOfficial]

not that anyone would be able to notice if you vomited on that shirt

[@JMetalGuitarist]

I’m dead lol xD (not literally)

[@JMetalGuitarist]

That was a pretty good burn.

[@papabuck3734]

Rockin’ Pixels im glad you clarified that you aren't actually dead because i was quite concerned

[@SlimReaper-xb3et]

You guys are the best!! Cheers from Canada!

[@heap_asss9524]

12:34 wtf am I watching right now hahahahhahahaha

[@professorsucc8699]

Austin is following a furry account on ifunny. Edit: the account name is smexyfurz_2016

[@joshraleigh6885]

I'm 18, 5 foot 6, I like long walks on the beach and I sit down while I wipe

[@alastairthefan7384]

at 2.17 when Jared be spitting adventure time knowledge but he’s a grown man :)

[@Hilariumosis]

Austin's humorous mind is like mine fast and on point. I hear a word and I could come up with craziest things or when just talking about something not particulary funny and I could pick something out of it to be funny about and then spin off for 5 minutes and make up the most insane story ever like "Where the fuck did all that come from when we were just talking about "this". Me and Austin would have the time of our lifes and Jared would surely die from laughter or suffocation as we would use up all the oxygen in the room xD

[@Phoenix-ox2jr]

I’m 18 and 5’9. I don’t get how everyone else watching is like 9 years old and 7 feet tall

[@TheBigScreenPictures]

Feel u my dude I used to be one of the taller kids in school then like halfway through middle school and into high school everyone else outta nowhere became like 6'2 and im fuckin stuck here at 5'9

[@DC-yb7qd]

I always just poop and pee my pants all the time

[@tamiswanson8761]

Another state of mind is what that store is called!!!!!! Nice shout out to my city, Portland Oregon!!!

[@sethkeister3833]

i have this weird thing wrong with my youtube where I cant see thumb nails until the video is over so I was sooooo confused until I watched it

[@natethehero1539]

can you make a video where you look at mandela effects

[@skorstein123]

22 years old, 1.88m tall

[@TheAngelofdead666]

Since you asked 24 and 170cm. Just recently discovered Jared's main channel cause it was recommended to me for watching some Stevie-T vids. Immediately subbed that one and then this one, loving the vids!

[@snakecharmer2571]

I used to wipe standing up, but I switched to sitting somewhere in the high school times. I'm the wipe master.

[@joma4499]

18 and 5'7"

[@jacobsadini4296]

my sister is 5,7. shes 8

[@masonpeterson8894]

Shutter Bug your sister is a behemoth freak of nature

[@aidenhowe1455]

So basically, I'm done commenting here lol

[@CreatureCrawford]

21 and 5’11” I would buy the shit out of that cookbook

[@kodyepidemic]

Dope Smok Mag kit you got there Jared.