We Tried Everything at the #1 Italian Fast Food Chain… Fazoli's

[@daniellasloane8410]

HOLY SHIZ!!!! My high school best friend worked at Fazolis & we would get SO SO many free breadsticks & all the fountain soda you could drink. We were wicked hopped up on carbs, caffeine, nicotine and dirt weed, in retrospect. It would definitely explain all those reeeeeally long parody songs we made up and tried to force the radio stations to play….by relentlessly calling them from pay phones, as we drove around in the dead of winter….giving breadsticks to random drifters and or/homeless people. Man. 2001. What a trip. Thanks for the freaking flashback!! 😄 Mothertrucking FAZOLIZS. Wow.

[@Sweetheart3334]

A core memory 🤣

[@wanyekest6399]

is this a joke or is this fr

[@daniellasloane8410]

@@wanyekest6399 things were different for us high school youths back in 2001. Its hard to explain how we spent our time, because it was always random chaos that wasn’t documented or…even remotely safe? It was also the heyday of doctors overprescribing adhd medications. We just took the pills our moms/legal guardians handed us in the morning and we were off! Set loose & loosely supervised into the wilds of suburbia. And that’s how I became a teen mom.😄 And that’s why every username I have is my real, government name. I live on the edge, my friend. Chasing that dragon, that elusive, exhilarating 2001 feeling of reckless abandon. Peace be with you.😸💀

[@hamsackk]

@@daniellasloane8410 I know I have no idea who you are but I love your energy and I hope ur thriving

[@daniellasloane8410]

@@hamsackk aw! Shoot! Thanks, friend!! I think I’m thriving! Its hard to gauge.😄 I have a bunch of mannequins, a wolf and an art studio bunker….my kid is 19 and moved out into their own house and they’re being happy…so I think things are pretty good! Thank you for the positive vibes.❤️ truly made me smile and feel awesome.

[@jessd627]

Petition to make Lucas a judge on literally any show lol

[@valentvina]

Italian born and raised here! I can confirm that little pasta tray represents Italy and our food perfectly, I would say it’s even more authentic than actual Italian food!!!!!🥰🥰😆😆

[@Hannah-lx5km]

???

[@morganquinn716]

@@Hannah-lx5km i think this person is being sarcastic i can’t tell lmao

[@Hannah-lx5km]

@@morganquinn716 that would make more sense hehe

[@Hannah-lx5km]

@@morganquinn716 ty

[@gelthegemini]

LMAOOO iconic

[@LordKulta]

I'm a manager at a fazolis and i'd like to know HOW spaghetti got into your rotini. That Rotini is supposed to be gluten free, or "gluten friendly" as it's advertised. It is NOT supposed to be anywhere near normal pasta.

[@twothousandandchew]

when the manager comes to you without summoning them

[@e.m.5868]

I’m the Karen. I want their money back. Hurry up.

[@convolutedcarcass1523]

At a restaurant that is considered “fast food”, anything is possible.

[@GayDadPhD]

This is the drama I want

[@POV18]

Because most people don't give 2 shits lol

[@katieh2019]

"I always knew I was a fake bitch" --Lucas, 2022

[@Guccidoll]

When Lucas said that I was sent lol😂😂😂

[@chrishirecat]

Guys Fazoli's is at risk...I grew up with it in Arizona, then they closed so many locations. Now it doesn't even exist in a lot of states in the West Coast. Y'all are lucky to still have it around, it's the Italian food of my childhood. Watching this video makes me so happy and sad at the same time haha

[@Samijowubsu]

I live next to four of them😂 Missouri loves them

[@uikaiokenuikaioken4837]

A new one was constructed in my town from the remains of a dead Hardee’s

[@ganjabongmaster4204]

i’ve lived in arizona for 15 years and have never seen a fazolis… but growing up in wisconsin i went all the time!

[@alyssacorrigan7917]

east coast doesn’t even have it 🥴

[@hectorelfather3000]

They're expanding tho. There gonna be a few here in Puerto Rico in the coming years.

[@amandaa4744]

I love watching you guys review food! You don't act too good for things, you take big bites and you don't care what people think. The frozen dinners video is what started it, & seeing you guys continue and not change is great. Too many KZbinrs get sucked into being something they're not, thanks for staying real

[@sophiesaye]

jacob thinking chicken parmigiana isn’t the same as chicken parmesan and then calling it chicken parginago killed me 😂

[@livefree316]

Better know Jesus Christ before you breathe your last

[@michellep9536]

"It tastes frozen and I love it! it smells like farts, but in a good way. It tastes like feet, but in a good way!" ....you guys really know how to make things sound good 😂😅

[@brandonedlin2052]

Except for “in a good way” nailed it

[@POV18]

​@@brandonedlin2052that killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mackennanoelle]

Jacob, it's Valentine's Day and I was having a really hard night because even though I'm in a really healthy relationship, holidays always bring sadness. I lost my best friend last year and every year I got her a Valentine's present to show her that she's loved even without a boyfriend or girlfriend. Tonight was really hard and sad and nothing made me feel better, not even my comfort food... but then I clicked on this video and immediately stopped crying. Thank you for being the friend I needed as I cried about my ex best friend.

[@scarwars]

I’m sorry for your loss rip

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

The spank or not reveal with Jacob walking towards the camera is one of the most iconic editing addition since the addition of the meatlovers song.

[@ladybarberkla1862]

I choked on baked spaghetti from there when I was like 7 . My dad had to do the Heimlich maneuver in me to save me 😩I’ve been scared to eat rubbery thick melted cheese ever since ! When I saw this video I was equal parts excited and terrified ! So glad no one died during the making of this video 🤣🤣 For real though … glad you didn’t die !

[@leannafigueroa6489]

tf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kellyyy44]

Glad you are okay

[@Jerrica8123]

This actually made me want Fazoli’s so I looked up the nearest one and all the ones in Utah are permanently closed! I’m devastated.

[@joyaustin6581]

Never eaten at one

[@brandonp5846]

I legit just did the same thing for SLC before I saw this comment, so sad! 😢

[@Kizzabell]

Im in Australia and so jealous of all the fast food chains in US. I love fast food 😁

[@lovethelifeuhave]

I know! Before I knew it was permanently closed I drove to it years ago from IDAHO because I wanted it so bad.

[@glowrillaz]

19:00 “I KEEP GETTING TEMPTED TO EAT THEIR BREADSTICKS” “..do it.” Idk why but that moment made me weirdly happy for some reason

[@kindnessmattersffs]

When you clapped it looks like your left hand is melting backwards - trippy!! 😂

[@cowgoddesss4759]

At this point your channels are LITERALLY the only thing I come on this app to watch 💀💀

[@eto111le]

“Here we go now, Take it back now y’all, One hop this time, Two hops this time, REVERSE”

[@l00l09l]

yes!! i just commented the same thing lmfao

[@minabee333]

LMFAOOO how excited lucas got when they opened up the chicken broccoli penne😭

[@preservedfruitt8938]

only a few people can understand how satire they are and enjoy watching their videos. its me. im a few people.

[@medinayusazlan]

i havent watched any jacob or lucas's videos in awhile and holy CRAAP HAS jacob grown! looks so much like young lucas. anyways ENJOYED this very much, stay safe n lots of love!

[@yeseniabtw2407]

lucas is still young 😭😭

[@medinayusazlan]

@@yeseniabtw2407 OH YEA DEFO i just meant younger ykwim

[@swoopgangfrankko4473]

Every place I search this man has ordered the whole menu for me

[@dylpickles5]

LMAO the intro with you guys somersaulting is hilarious

[@Charcuterieboards]

13:33 did anyone else think Jacob’s left hand was just casually bending backwards?

[@gabriellaamaya7645]

i am just imagining them working in a restaurant. asking them “do you recommend (insert menu item)?” “well i wouldn’t spank it”

[@rochellesweet4775]

Y'all are my comfort videos thank you for making content

[@grossbrains]

Omg when you claped at 4:24 I thought your fingers bent backwards 🥵😭😭

[@vaIeoftears]

please help me it was so scary I had to replay it my brain literally could not comprehend it 😭

[@sophiazada]

Lucas every time he tastes soap: "At least we know they're cleaning"

[@beccaleecardwell]

I love Fazolis, I thought they all went out of business. Thanks for raising awareness.

[@ashleerose6923]

Okay idea - do alllll different brands on boneless wings, like even the generic brand names and the big brands, do it, because you said they’re alllllll the same and I beg to differ 😏

[@deansanchez5491]

The most iconic duo. Smosh we found the new Supremes. Dont worry. 🙌

[@hynaspit6234]

“I actually am allergic to it, cause I actually don’t like things that are long and thin” LMFAO dead

[@Boobi23]

Jacob’s impersonating a straight man when he said “fuckin this is my nicest shirt” was spot on

[@mandyjohnson]

I love eating as a family. Never stop pls 💙

[@melissaahoell]

omg at 4:20 when Jacob went to clap, i thought his fingers were bending backwards.

[@ajahmaid]

no but same

[@jordinburch9466]

Bro I wigged 😳🤣🤣

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

Omg I see it now! Lolll

[@Liserxo]

In highschool I knew a girl who’s family franchised a fazolis so every time I would go through the drive thru and I would get meatballs they would give me like 3 orders of them lmfaoo

[@brandyh8292]

Made to order just means they put it in the microwave when you order it haha

[@bradleyuppercrustthe3rd871]

I had to go back on x.25 speed to for when Jacob gives the spank review to make sure his hand wasn't bending the wrong direction

[@brittney1127]

At 22:42 I’m dying to know what Lucas said that had Jacob give him that look lmfao

[@jazzytrumpeter1667]

I went on a date with my boyfriend at the time at fazolis. His name was Basil and back then they had t shirts with random names of herbs on them and basil was on of them lol. Sadly, the fazolis went out of business and there's not any near me anymore. Which is sad because I loved to eat there.

[@FaithsLifeOnFilm]

Jacob’s outfit is giving me Priest vibes

[@jenhackett1625]

I had a fazolis by my college campus. I would low key go there by myself just for the bread sticks. I love y’all!

[@caesarThelion]

One of the most impressive and chaotic intros yet ☝🏾

[@denisemarie3734]

I love when you guys break. And your editing is comedic genius.

[@CicadaXiii]

The way Lucas looked down at the Rotini as if it were his sweet grandson 😂

[@sssteam8396]

As a Italian, my review for Fazoli's is presentation wise pretty accurate. However, the taste, description, sauce, noodle texture, breadstick texture, boneless wings, and pretty much everything else was mid.

[@danieltrujillo9106]

"It smells like farts but in a good way" 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

[@aprilchiginsky7560]

Oh Man I totally forgot about this place! Here in Minnesota we used to have a Fazoli's near me that I used to go eat millions off bread sticks, and do my homework in high school. When they closed I never seen one again and I always thought out was a one off random restaurant. I didn't know it was a franchise!

[@PrimadonnaSouLa]

Just found ur channel last week and u have 700 vids u are a blessing i have been watching nothing but ur channel and lucas'

[@IoIocaust]

Nothing screams Italian mediterranean diet more than BONELESS WINGS WITH RANCH

[@autumnboekeloo]

i haven’t even watched yet and this video is everything i’ve ever wanted

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

Did it meet your expectations?

[@autumnboekeloo]

@@hotcheetosgirl08 always

[@desdemonathomas511]

I’m feeling left out because I’ve never been to that and I don’t think where I live we have that. Love u guys 💗💗

[@emilyjane9901]

I'm not gunna lie.... Fazolis has been my pregnancy craving. 😂

[@Highthere29]

We use to have fazolis here in Orlando I miss it 😪 deff a childhood memory

[@paigekeleher9267]

At 26:00 Lucas' remix of regina spektor's Eet 💃🏽🎶✨️

[@AmyKoopa]

All this looks so good, I shouldn’t watch this while I’m hungry 😊

[@trinitysherman5875]

Missy Elliot - Lose Control is what came to my mind when you said “here we go now” lol

[@briellemule8410]

I haven’t been to Fazoli’s since I was a kid and then they shut it down. I was traveling one day and seen one. Definitely going to have to go soon. My mom passed away this year so it’ll take me back for sure. ❤

[@richardbailey6976]

Dynamic duo. Love you guys.💛💛💛

[@carmendevine5670]

"water park pizza" is so accurate holy moly

[@nunyabusiness278]

Luv the late night posts

[@Trippy.travlr]

I tried fazolis because of you guys ! It was good

[@FeverFo]

5:43 all because of a "here we go now" lol

[@milothegamer2379]

Love this the sibling vibes

[@user-uy8ls2id2e]

i just wanna go visit the US and go to all the different fast food chains, THERE ARE A LOT

[@lavenderoh]

There are, but you will need to be prepared to travel several thousands of miles to visit them all. And no, I don't mean all locations I mean all franchises. Very few are available nationwide.

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

@@lavenderoh I haven't seen them review anything that we don't have in Oklahoma but you might have to travel a little.

[@katc2040]

@@Thatsokayiwaswrong Oklahoma gang lol

[@emmamendoza725]

@@Thatsokayiwaswrong I live in Pennsylvania and I've never heard of Fazoli's until now lol. PA and the surrounding states are severely lacking in the fast food department though.

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

Come to Texas (austin/dallas/Houston) we have most if not al of the ones that the bros have reviewed.

[@chrisskelton]

TF would you upload this at 3 AM EST 😂 must be on Italian time 🇮🇹🍝

[@jman9398]

Fazolis is bomb, but just not what it used to be. I remember the old shakey lady walking around giving breadsticks like Oprah.. now I can never get more than a couple at a time lol. If they didn’t have a drive through I probably wouldn’t ever go there anymore. I’m pretty sure fazolis is a Midwestern thing?

[@daniellasloane8410]

Look….I was only 16 but they had me on way too much adderall, so I was very dehydrated, hence the aged appearance & shakey hands. Wow. You’re welcome. 😸 Jk jk

[@autumnboekeloo]

there are some in georgia too!

[@adri5333]

they have it here where i live in Texas

[@jman9398]

@@daniellasloane8410 why is that literally me tho?! 😂😅

[@jman9398]

@@autumnboekeloo good to know!! I’m moving to Ga this year after being in the Midwest my whole life

[@cierraterrazas9965]

When Lucas said it depended on the day regarding mushrooms. I felt that 😂

[@stephensmith6790]

Remember the Show In Living Color and the skit Men On Film... Lol

[@BridgetJonesDiary]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen in my life ahaha I’ve never laughed this much before

[@Prairiewench]

Fazoli's only has like 3 locations in IL. No wonder i've never heard of them 😭 Edit: ONLY 1!! The other 2 are in different states which it's actually closer for me to drive to a different state for Fazoli's than go to the IL one

[@vote4ghosts]

Not me living in IL and having Fazoli's in my hometown... I had no idea they were the only one in the state!

[@grannybible]

@@vote4ghosts there’s a few.. less than 10 😢😢

[@Candywalli]

Now I just need to wait for the bro show episode and my life will be whole

[@vanessacruz5552]

Lucas i indeed know what you were talking about “ here we go now” 🤠

[@destinyhlha3158]

The fazolis in my home town was shut down like 10 years ago and has never came back, looovvedddd fazolis. Wish it would come back. Now the nearest is like 3 hours away. Luckkkyyyy

[@jacobcruik]

sorry about this

[@imurbuddyboy6708]

@@jacobcruik I am gay

[@ceeceejacinto7244]

13:54 “it smells like farts, but in a good way” lmaoooo

[@gabbyd14]

11:22 why did Jacob struggle so much to get the food in his mouth lol

[@memyself2011]

I've been so obsessed with your videos hahahaa

[@marrriieeee]

I freaking love Jacob, you crack me up

[@caroline-hh9os]

i am italian and can confirm that this is the vibe

[@josf9616]

Omg the broccoli chicken thing looks SO SMACKIN'

[@jessicamillslagle3203]

I am 38 and live in Texas, the last time I saw a Fazoli's was when I lived in Georgia about 18 years ago. I remember I liked the food. I didn't know it was still a thing. 🤷‍♀️ The more you know. 🌈... I am 17 seconds in, could be trash. Take it away Jacob!

[@erinelizabethstone]

idk if you’ll see this cuz the video is kinda older, but u guys should try to go to places that are struggling to stay in business or are closing or even just a family owned place to help promote them if it’s somewhere yall really like cuz u are actually great influencers that are super impactful and totally inspire me to try new places, if you wanted to you could totally help somewhere bring in a ton of business, even a store or something that you like too!! just a fun idea i feel like u guys would be good at. and beneficial to nebraskan economy finance kings 💯💅🏼💗💛

[@jinkxmonsoonfangirly]

the nearest fazoli’s to me is 233 miles away. can’t wait to try now that the brothers approved 💕

[@LaurenGrz]

"parmasean taste like feet but in a good way" lmaooo

[@elaine378]

i can not believe jacob’s fingers can bend back so far like that :O

[@break_your_wings2109]

RIGHT?! LIKE GO OFF SIS!!!

[@shaniyagail6634]

lmao i think lucas is thinking of the hot coco scene in the polar express 🤣🤣

[@Sweety.shy7]

Lol i think the here we go now is from the hamster dance?

[@hamilcross]

oh my god I thought fazoli's went out of business when the one in my city closed!!!! it was one of my favorite places to eat in elementary school

[@hell0O0]

I thought this was the podcast at first and I got so confused for a sec

[@ellisesteedly1517]

This is the Fazoli’s I always go to. I’m so sad I still haven’t met you guys 😭

[@nadiaschoone4346]

“It smells like farts but in a good way” WHAT 🤣

[@abigailsquires2140]

Supporting Fazzolis always!!

[@maggie-maeenticknap6262]

It’s actually is penne pasta in the ‘baked ziti’ 🤣🤣 dunno why but that’s hilarious to me

[@briannalyle8435]

"Here we go now" It's probably the Cupid Shuffle.

[@skeptical_dragonfruit]

Literally thought I dreamed up Fazolis, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen one in Michigan

[@rottendahlia]

i (unfortunately) went to a religious school from k-3rd grade and we had fazoli's for lunch one day out of the week and i remember thinking those breadsticks were so good i'd eat one and stick the other in my lunch box to eat later

[@rachelcox1747]

Can you rate all the Yankee Candle flavors?

[@chrisskelton]

Flavors? 😂😂

[@scarwars]

SCENTS

[@melissafonseca4193]

That would be so much money 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@chrisskelton]

@@melissafonseca4193 I was about to say, they're uber expensive

[@rachelcox1747]

@@melissafonseca4193 true. I mean, not all of them. Maybe like the Christmas collection or like the fruit scents or something like that. I dont want them going broke

[@LaurenGrz]

The single meat ball in the sampler lmaoo

[@swampelf]

A midnight upload? What a welcomed surprise

[@maggie503]

OMFG THE WAY LUCAS SNATCHED THAT UNIDENTIFIED FOOD LMAO

[@baemaxbby]

Fazoli’s went completely out of business in Arizona when I was in elementary school almost 20 years ago now and I miss it so much but I believe they are franchised now and rebuilding business

[@kylermattingly8018]

They went out of business in my hometown too. They exist where I live now though.