We Banned Magic's Most Common Words |

We invited Kathleen and Graham from Loading Ready Run to play a game of Beejlander, except we changed all the rules! What was closer to a torture session than a game of Magic: The Gathering has them attempting to complete a gameplay video except Carl is adding rules and punishments every few minutes. There are no decklists as strange Canadian knock-off packs were opened to make the decks.
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[@CardmarketMagic]

The Most Dangerous Words in Magic-if you don't want Carl to give your opponent a token: bit.ly/3MQ5xqP

[@Dohlenblick]

Love the slow drip of LRR + Carl-fusion content, also really funny stipulations!

[@Unyubaby]

As a suspiciously priced Canadian, I recognize those suspiciously priced packs.

[@MindstabThrull]

I can re-enact that for like $12 by walking maybe five minutes round trip to my local Dollarama :D

[@jshavluk4342]

That's what happens when a product is made years back and still at that set price.

[@violaknapp7904]

I love how whenever people aren't allowed to say even just a handfull of words their speech immediately turns into cavemen mode

[@Xaintrix]

Happens every time.

[@cleverswarm2379]

The fact that players got more and more paranoid as the time went by is hilarious 🤣 13:03 "Change the orientation of these objects and take one from the top of this pile" - now I will use this every time I play magic

[@Yuri-xm9rx]

Absolutely sad how this channel doesnˋt get the credits it deserves. Funniest and most interesting channel on magic in my opinion. Even just in term quality of content ( like all the magic of the past with special guests and old footage) and the frequency of content deserve much bigger crowd to pay off all the efforts of the crew.

[@CardmarketMagic]

That's very kind of you to say :D

[@MathisGries-ml5qv]

Absolutely agree. When I first found the channel I was watching old videos for a while and thought the content was amazing. But that did not prepare me for the consistent schedule they somehow maintain with consistent content with so much variety, creativity, chemistry - seriously amazing accomplishment. Content for the ages.

[@XpVersusVista]

30.000 views in 7 hours is nothing to sneeze at.

[@rajamicitrenti1374]

Wait. He said "I can't see shit", which got beeped, but didn't trigger a penaty for Beep.

[@MindstabThrull]

You'd have to penalize the editor for that one!

[@poiri]

The true Unhinged experience

[@GG-dt5hh]

Magic the way Gotcha was supposed to be played

[@MathisGries-ml5qv]

I will never get tired of seeing Carl in that outfit. Spoilers below: I love seeing Fauce del Terrore Colossale, Pipistrello, and Carrluk Wildspeaker

[@doomkingraye7692]

because every video on that outfit is a banger

[@tk421eatmyshorts]

I 100% need a pipistrello now...

[@ExNightZ]

Love these style of videos where Carl just messes the players up

[@kazemitra3896]

One thing I love about the Cardmarket content (well, besides you, guys!) is how often you come back to the ideas that your audience previously liked

[@CardmarketMagic]

We are planning to do Dandan again soon with a very special guest :)

[@MindstabThrull]

@@CardmarketMagic Build your own deck for it out of crazy cards and have Carl vs Phil from Goldfish?

[@tk421eatmyshorts]

@@CardmarketMagicalso another Judge’s Tower plz/thnx

[@RayearthIX]

Meow meows do in fact eat squeakers.

[@TheBirdOfParadox]

Seeing the brain melt out of Kathleen and Graham's ears in real time was so fun. Carl uses any and every opportunity put funny hats on himself and everyone else. As a regular hat wearer I'm in full support of his efforts. As a regular watcher of both LRR and the Cardmarket channel seeing the LRR injokes pop up here was neat. It was so funny to me to see Kathleen say Wheeler's name like a curse word when she accidently gave Graham an egg had me laugthing so much.

[@nagsorinaste5658]

Every time carl wears this outfit it's just bound to be good xD

[@PheenWoT]

Guys, wake up, our favorite Store just posted!

[@crawdaddy2004]

I’m not sure if Carl or Crim (from Goldfish) is my spirit animal, but it’s definitely one of them.

[@CardmarketMagic]

Oh you are evil 😅

[@zirilan3398]

Carl-> you actively try to make the correct play Crim->you actively try to make the play that pisses people of the most and you just exist for the quota In conclussion: just be Carl

[@skillganon606]

My spirit animal is Cam from LRR, so I'm also in the C club lol

[@manascrew]

"YOUR TIME IS NOW" -Graham

[@lukesveen5269]

Me casting an opt with one red mana and a Blasphemous Act in hand: "I cast goblin, no... cat, dog, zombie, elf, human, orc, ooze, bird, pest, insect, dwarf, oops, I mean opt."

[@bricelory9534]

26:12 aww, missed two big punishments! An absolutely silly time! Thanks for keeping the joy of Magic real! It's what gets lost when all we see are tournaments and online play.

[@tatupuukko4328]

This year has truly been full of hats 😂

[@yamamotokun80]

May I know how Karl thinks of all the rules during this game, whether he already had the rules in mind or if he just thinks of it on the fly? 🎉 I am impressed by how quick he thinks.

[@MindstabThrull]

Remembering about 8 words and then hear anything that sounds like a creature token :D

[@Romashka_Sov]

​@@MindstabThrullA Wizard and Garruk hat punishments too

[@whaleofdarkness]

How fitting that Graham is Garruk as he played Garruk in one of Prof's videos.

[@ProfDragonite]

I love seeing people outside of Cardmarket being subjected to Carl's silliness. Now I just need him to planeswalk into another channel. To spread the whimsy, of course.

[@philippealmeras4560]

Les paquets du dollorama c’est parfait 😂 👌

[@maxwellmulford5898]

I’ve seen several videos with these two, and I never realized they were married.

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

As a Canadian, this is the weirdest way to play Magic I have ever seen. I might have to try it at some point.

[@pdb189]

The world needs more Carls

[@janmelantu7490]

“It’s still your play-go-time” I see we have fed normal player conversations thru google translate

[@Dreaming_Kaleidus]

These Gotcha words are Unhinged.

[@RealityMasterRogue]

mokey mokey isn't a creature, its a monster! judge!

[@tobynorris]

Love how it's Mokey Mokey of all things that appears in their games. It's just perfect.

[@Atypical-Abbie]

Wow, you can't just go calling people monsters like that.

[@tommyg121]

Grahm becomes Garuk. Me after laughing for two minutes "Oh, nobody tell Voxy."

[@ΧρήστοςΠαπαδημοπουλος-δ6ο]

This is so unhinged. I love it!

[@Mightypi]

I think Carl might be my sleep paralysis Deamon after this

[@ConManAU]

Kathleen: This is a battle of my vocabulary against your twisted rules. Kathleen, 5 seconds later: I use this stuff to play this thing.

[@nuggrcrunch]

Man, I love this channel! Everyone involved is an amazing person :)

[@Mysterious-Stranger]

Oh my god, I haven't seen LRR in ages!

[@InFinale]

Absolutely great video. You guys keeping knocking it out of the park with creative ideas and amazing videos. Not only is this the best paper magic channel at this point (that isn't soley commander focused), but it is also one of the most interesting channels out there, period. Keep doing what you are doing, it is working.

[@DieKriss]

10:36 unpunished “TAP”

[@Romashka_Sov]

Carl: "That's allowed"

[@DeCode343]

Carl as a wizard for disturbing extra effects on the table is truly hilarious and fun. Do we maybe get to watch this with un-card decks? Unhinged Carl (Karl?), the great card wizard. (f u Gambit😅)

[@joelhatterini6392]

It so quickly devolved into caveman speak

[@Dreamchime]

I think Kathleen should have faced a punishment for committing an illegal game action at 19:22 where she targeted a Monster card with a card that only can target Creature cards.

[@fiendfi7119]

I like how "move to combat, I'm coming at you with these guys" is completely on the table but they opted to say "fight time" etc instead

[@yamamotokun80]

LRR is on the house! Hey! 🎉🎉🎉

[@amonprassodia1428]

18:12 Then Carl gets on screen again and say: "Did anyone say... Compleated?!" Then he compleats Graham into a phyrexian.

[@nicobarzetti1365]

As an Italian hearing Carl's pronunciation of colossal dreadmaw was hilarious (it was pretty good though). "Travolghere" on the other hand was really bad ahahahah

[@BoltTheEmolga]

10:26 rip missed punishment But yes absolutely love this stuff, their minds broke when there were such easy substitutes, probably would have the same issue in heat of the moment though

[@tyberiousmcelvogue8396]

26:00 no punishment either

[@caseyp5665]

"Go to combat"- is the phrase, and he went with "fight time" everytime 😅

[@CBuiscuit]

Missed 4 words but it was still a fun watch. And the person impacted(Imp) most by 3 of those missed words still won. Quite game, quite time. Enjoyed lot. Thank.

[@PrimeShifter]

11:56 lmao for the remainder of this scheme she will be referred to as my wiiife 😢

[@STS-qi1qy]

Love mixing Cardmarket madness with Beejlander. Such a great concept.

[@OsthatoAlfakyn]

People don’t realise this, but when fantasy stories mention chaos magic, this is actually what they’re talking about. Truly a terrifying thing

[@tomcadden8054]

"I am going to get my ooze infront of your freeblade and do the magic dance"

[@capureeya3741]

Bro the “news flash transition sound thingy” was cool af

[@tkmoosey4436]

Ooh the sacred 7-11 repacks 😂

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

nice fun twist to mtg! and also lrrmtg's back again!

[@BaronSengir1008]

CARL HAS THE HAT!

[@josuelservin]

To avoid Carl getting exhausted I suggest adding a sharpie, for every forbidden word, opponent gets to edit one card in play or hand. I would love to witness the ensuing chaos!

[@charlottenelken]

As most things that have to do with this channel OR with Loading Ready Run, this was utterly delightful.

[@charlottenelken]

I would have just started speaking in French tbh, should have studied in schools @ the anglo Canadians!

[@cerocero2817]

the way they speak under this rules reminds me of Toki Pona. Like how they refer to turns as "Time for fun".

[@hellion5562]

Wow, thats really fun! Thanx for your content! Love you so much!

[@Bartuk_3000]

A canadian messing with other canadians. Perfect ❤

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

I love the fact the censor 3x as many words as they needed to

[@ClanCrusher]

I was hoping Kathleen would use plummet on Mokey Mokey to make them a fallen angel.

[@zacharylohner]

Several instances of "tap" and "attack" were missed by all, but the punishments were gone anyway so maybe that was too much punishment :P

[@XTimTheEnchanterX]

I love the comment at the end, I'd love to see Carl and/or crew at an lrr PPR or something like that

[@RobTheBobSanchez]

Carl's hair is eternally magical. I wish my hair was that gorgeous.

[@mikep5330]

Because crown I take is now what I will say when I draw for Monarch.

[@MythicTrick]

MOKI MOKI IS A MONSTER NOT A CREATURE

[@guscaminati6432]

i love that garruk say twice attack at 26:04 and no punishment

[@HearseonHydros]

A video and a free French lesson? how can it get better 😅

[@epicdude8742]

Aw sweet, Unhinged draft simulator. Gotcha!

[@TheDarkElder]

When torture has a new name: Carl.

[@Bebhell]

The LRR crew are a national treasure

[@alanhe4476]

graham has dodged punishment for saying tap twice

[@n3twork727]

16:45 This should have been between opponents and been a 5hp transfer lol

[@ManuelRiccobono]

I love how even the weakest yugioh monster (a.k.a. Creature) becomes a menace in this game, due to stats

[@DNGNDriver]

Pleasantly surprised by the DougDoug cameo!

[@puhku3]

This is the funniest mtg video, I have seen.

[@michaelsinnreich6626]

Things get odd in canadian magic.

[@Meteorlink]

i wonder if you could exploit the "gain +1/+1 any time a green creature enters the field" by saying "elf" a bunch at the right time

[@tiagovaladares2616]

when he said deathstare cockatrice, i was afraid carl would pull up with a token for a

[@ericaschner3283]

Good thing nobody accidentally said anything containing 'Merit Lage'.

[@avalonfour8054]

Oh no, Carl's wearing the Top Hat.

[@bestbeekeeper8931]

i sometimes imagine carl sat down in his lair, rubbing his hands together and scheming new ways to torment internet microcelebrities

[@Simon-yo3mu]

I thought this was an old video and then i saw that it was 3 minutes ago

[@ComposerMathieu]

I'm a bit disappointed how many times they said Alright without any punishments (not really disappointed, it was a hilarious video!)

[@MercenaryPen]

I think its time for Carl to play the game by his own rules

[@XTimTheEnchanterX]

Wow another banger just when I thought yhe LRR cameos were over

[@soulsilvermaster123]

At 10:29 Graham pauses on the word “cast” to cleverly hide the fact he’s just said “tap” … and his gambit paid off because Carl didn’t notice 😂

[@zanderfus2723]

Island, just said it

[@theredduke1275]

Are the words you can't say mana crypt and jeweled lotus?

[@jorritdriessen5728]

I'm sad we didn't get the -3 Garruk to draw 300 cards 😢. Also why didn't he just put it on top of his library? Het got to choose

[@FizzleIsGaming]

3:06 missed alright trigger!

[@staticaster_]

Should've banned the words "please" and "thank you" :D

[@Jesterhead971]

Good that Carl didn't appear at 5:57 with a token card...😂

[@ursulcx299]

Is that the secret format you guys play in Germany that I heard about?

[@asducommentaire7475]

4:30 why don't she get a skeleton ?

[@chasebennett2869]

Rest in Peace, Pipistrello

[@amigraber6062]

9:00 Kathleen says alright and isnt penalized

[@ColossaldreadmawOP]

Carl is having way to much fun