Weekend Update: Headlines from 3/17/01 - SNL

[@g6313]

at first i was like mmm jimmy fallon as a joke but bro I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

[@Hot.imgggg]

Wut?

[@itssmimi]

Same

[@mr.gilbert2790]

@@Hot.imgggg yeah I can’t be the only one confused af

[@Hot.imgggg]

@@mr.gilbert2790 I think they mean, at first I made the joke “jimmy fallon is hot, now I actually think he’s hot”

[@stephanie_rocha833]

😂

[@nandinighosh7152]

Jimmy trying to control his smile in between is probably the most adorable thing I'hv seen

[@fi9263]

I know he’s a dream boat but it’s a little annoying imo, apparently he did this ALL THE TIME and he did it on purpose cause he wanted to make it part of his “thing.” He would break character on purpose in almost every sketch.

[@name4877]

@@fi9263 i dont think it was on purpose bc didnt he get so much shit for always breaking? Why would he keep on doing something that makes him look bad on purpose? I think hes just really bad at keeping his laughter in and breaks character easily.

[@noahgould1618]

I've seen maybe 2 skits where he stayed in character. Which makes him not funny to me, it's so sad to watch real comedian actors playing out their roles and he just did not. For years. I mean everyone breaks character every once in awhile but every damn skit with this guy! All things aside though I suppose he was a part of most of my favorite skits whether in them or writing on them.

[@hugoswild818]

Wow. Thirsty much? He laughed and would break on purpose all the time cuz he knew the boss n ppl liked that but it was obvious he was being fake. What an ass.

[@Kai0nTheMoon]

That was called being bad at his job.

[@Dreablog]

When I see Jimmy here I understand why Nicole Kidman had a crush on him back then

[@Optimystik]

A lot of us did lol

[@sarah_b_555]

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[@gunfuego]

ANDY CHRIST Same with Nicole, She aged very well....

[@SeymourDisapproves]

I think he looks like a fish person lol

[@raisinbran3736]

I still have a crush on him (2021)

[@TheSchuetzeP]

"These guys need a war." _looks at date_ *3/17/01* _inhales deeply_ *gurl....*

[@johndanielson3777]

Just wait 6 months, you’re gonna want to take that back

[@SP-qo3pd]

They kill us we kill them. Eat, shit, sleep. Repeat.

[@offsuit27]

@@SP-qo3pd I am confused. Where in your eating, shitting, and sleeping routine permits retaliatory murder?

[@Idkwhathappened]

SAME THOUGHTS

[@connorboyce9736]

Oof

[@Biboche23]

Growing up i had such a crush on Jimmy in those years. He was like that funny class clown but cool guy in class who doesn’t notice how all the girls are into him

[@Ira.1]

He didn't notice that Nicole Kidman was into him lol

[@BarelyNoticeable]

@@Ira.1 Kate Hudson too 😂

[@zbrooks6917]

FACTS

[@jenniferlawrence9473]

He was cute back then. He had an adorable smile. Then he grew up. 😂

[@Kai0nTheMoon]

He was a real dick in college.

[@grandexandi]

Tina's hair, Jimmy's skinny, Arnold still just an actor, no 9/11, David Copperfield was a thing. This is almost the '90s.

[@succulentcranberry]

lol Jimmy still has a hard time not laughing.

[@ratonmickey83]

Yeah, the ‘90s didn’t really die until 2003 or 2004 haha.

[@darrenhenderson3]

Michael Armijos or September 10, 2001

[@DuperBoi]

90's ended in 2005

[@canaisyoung3601]

Early 2000s

[@BLyonsDesign]

Jimmy looks like he just graduated from high school

[@katenicole3793]

He was in his 20's then

[@melaniejonas7084]

He was about 27.

[@ikipling4730]

southerncajuncharm he looks so cute!

[@shawnarthur5921]

@@melaniejonas7084 about 27, you say? Then, yes, he'd probably *just* graduated from high school. Lol *NOMAR* !!!

[@massimosquecco203]

....after he got his diploma he went straight direct somewhere to enjoy a fatty joint. Then immediatly he appeared in this gig.

[@pipebombmailer78]

Jimmy seems to have more control of his laughter then than now

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Young Bidness his drinking problem wasn't as bad

[@gavinconnelll6757]

Phoenix Chastaine why does everyone think he has a drinking problem?

[@blackestboy6871]

google it

[@andrewisnotdead]

Young Bidness also he's faking on the late show

[@kathleenmansure7416]

Can't find anything but tabloids and rumors! How could he do a show like he does every night and be drinking all the time? I'd be extremely impressed

[@Beepbopboop19]

Wow, Jimmy Fallon looks so handsome! Chiseled jawline and all.

[@syriecaestar7914]

It certainly Falled On us 6 months-Now didn't it

[@crosswire7777]

*laughs in Jimmy fallon*

[@FreznoKue]

Hahaha he looks like French Stewart 😂

[@Megadextrious]

Oh man, I was 12 when this came out and I had such a huuuuge crush on jimmy back then 😜

[@darnellpistachio2991]

Yea hes almost as pretty as tina fey, but definitely not as funny.

[@qelizabeth_i_5013]

When Fey said "They need a war" I checked the date on top and I got sad and said "Wait a couple months. You'll wanna take that back.

[@Das.__]

CoolSkeleton59 same here

[@henryhaynes9635]

CoolSkeleton59 oh shit...I did the exact same thing

[@3_up_moon]

CoolSkeleton59 I thought "that was a more innocent time" More and more people are born every day who don't know what a pre-9/11 world was like.

[@Kevin-sd9ec]

Guess Bush just wanted to please Tina

[@bluegenes2273]

It's not like the writing wasn't on the wall, even at the time.

[@nicolex9025]

POV: you found out Jimmy used to be hot through tiktok and now you’re here

[@ddddmegadddd]

Yup 😃

[@Privatesilvialol]

facts

[@alexaalvarado1366]

YESSSS

[@katekincaid]

Oh wow. Pre-9/11 humor really stings.

[@loganm8220]

Sad

[@tmclaughlin11]

It seems innocent and trite today. Like they never envisioned that happening here as it never had.

[@bansripatel940]

Watch jimmy at 0:30 and tell me you didn’t fall in love!🤤🥵

[@nobi1868]

AND SLOW IT DOWN AAAAA

[@demymasor3310]

@@nobi1868 THANK UUUU

[@cleopatraleons]

I died

[@lostagain7292]

Man… Tina saying “these guys need a war!” Is the biggest THIS DID NOT AGE WELL Ive ever seen.

[@kenzielwassief1006]

JIMMY THAT JAW LINE THOUGHHHHH!!

[@gabbyg.b_youtube]

Wow 😳 Jimmy Fallon was haaaannnddsssoommee .his jawline was sharp

[@theparticlelevel]

Imagine going back to tell them that not only would Schwarzenegger become governor, but that Trump would be President.

[@ronburgundy244]

@onlyfacts Obama's a Christian, you racist idiot.

[@paullee7467]

onlyfacts it’s obvious you handle is an oxymoron.

[@yoh.3230]

Also tell them about that war

[@farhanatashiga3721]

And that Jimmy is will be the least funny late night host of all time

[@joshuaarmstrong6468]

And tell them that that war would happen soon enough.

[@GZas]

Came here to see young Tina Fey, but no matter what age she is, she always seems to look 35

[@lex2018]

I KNOW YA’LL SAW THAT SMILE AT 1:08 😩

[@lauracaskey7730]

Jimmy was so gorgeous back then. My younger self had such a crush on him.

[@reeses_unicorn]

Honestly, Jimmy's the main reason I got into Saturday Night Live. 😂😍

[@anabellbatista1073]

Everybody gangsta till Jimmy does the tongue thing😳 0:30

[@lar9299]

I came for the tongue thing. God bless him

[@narata1541]

I like how Fallan looks like he's about to crack up after each news story. It makes people laugh!

[@allanallan2171]

10 year old me thought this was the worst part of SNL.... Now I'm watching old weekend update clips...

[@loganm8220]

lol

[@cemeloks]

13 year old me though this was the best part because of Tina.

[@Appleboy78165]

It was such a simpler time...

[@MrElionor]

That's why I clicked on the video for the feels

[@231ian1]

nah, same shit different year

[@soulsearchtarot]

It really was. No facebook, no instagram, no constant looking at ones phones, no tech addictions. Real human interactions and good ol television. And New York was still affordable.......

[@jdstearman]

Grit&Glory yeah, technology has warped and corrupted our everyday lives. Sure, it's also been helpful, but it's made us all lazier and more impatient due to our constant need for instant gratification.

[@PatriCoop]

Celestine Yes...

[@fiona6578]

heres the spot y'all are looking for😫 0:29

[@ddddmegadddd]

Thx 🙏🙏 im so down bad 🚶‍♀️

[@sameermmohammed7]

U the 🐐

[@sheenabeena2838]

His laugh at 7:04 😍😍😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@cori742]

Jimmy looks like a highschooler 😂 I can't believe this was from 16 years ago

[@pranet7536]

These SNL sketches are what give me reason to believe that maybe Jimmy Fallon doesn't always laugh. He just has a really short tolerance for humor.

[@unacomn]

Oh, Tina, your prophetic joke has come to pass.

[@EmjayLapus]

The Pikachu Brothers The joke about the military needing a war.

[@mt22201]

Not so funny in retrospect.

[@LemonadepieX]

A truly horrific prophetic joke

[@SondreGrneng]

It's honestly fascinating, at the time, it was pretty much an innocent joke. Now the united states have pretty much been in constant war ever since.

[@RichV20]

Since 1991 after the Persian Gulf War and the end of the Soviet Union, the United States really had no more wars to fight. They sent small policing actions and peacekeeping missions to Somalia and Kosovo, but that was about it. No-fly zone over Iraq. Russian Federation couldn't fund a military or feed it's people and China was still quietly emerging. In March 2001, Americans figured war was over and who would we even fight? The answer would come out of left field 6 months later.

[@LaVasu-l8i]

And yet Jimmy still wonders why Nicole Kidman had a crush on him

[@Hibonbon]

"Yes but are they still smoking?" Oh my god lol

[@ZackThoreson]

And boy did they get a war

[@alicesierra8805]

Young Jimmy Fallon 😍

[@CGPOPPOOP]

Jimmy looks so good here. And Tina Fey actually looks better now.

[@sheenabeena2838]

Am i the only one attracted to young jimmy??🤷🏻‍♀️😂😍

[@MaryRod09]

sheena Ponce De Leon No, you are not the only one.

[@irosencrantz882]

sheena Ponce De Leon... I didn't see him. I was staring longingly at Tina. My god I love her.

[@sheenabeena2838]

Shadow Marley lmao😂

[@Alexkpz888]

Well... Nicole Kidman was then hahaha

[@selenaanurada2462]

NO

[@BridgePokemon]

Jimmy resembles Pete Davidson in parts of this clip.

[@marceloromero4515]

Pete Davidson is a walking abortion. True.

[@TheMr02drop]

Man, Pete Davidson's dad was still alive when this was broadcast for the first time.

[@lar9299]

Was he born then?

[@TheMr02drop]

@@lar9299 yes. He was born in 1993.

[@hackpen]

Jimmy is so cute and funny, I just can't handle

[@izzypaynee]

Who’s here from tik tok lol

[@beetosbeef]

😣✋

[@jazminnazario3999]

Right here

[@carmonbalsano2022]

Omg

[@chamberiainmontgomery4109]

RIGHT HERE

[@neychellet.ouseph3876]

LMAO ME

[@alyrodriguez]

0:29 FOR EVERYONE WHO CAME FROM TIKTOK

[@fatema861]

THANKS

[@heartshopz]

CRYINNGGGGG

[@heartshopz]

COVID NEEDS TO END NOW

[@LauraRodriguez-fv1il]

Thank youuuuuu my loveeee

[@alyrodriguez]

@@LauraRodriguez-fv1il np last name twin

[@benjaminlebaron7128]

I was at this live show!

[@two-face1041]

Lol that David Copperfield trick was so casual

[@thatweirdbwah_]

0:29 YALL HE HAS *THEE* SMILE-

[@chaosdream21]

I love seeing a younger generation of women discovering young Jimmy Fallon.

[@thesilvershining]

He was always such a joy for me to watch back then, I was in college 😂

[@aryananajafi2240]

Jimmy could get it.

[@gunfuego]

90's to the mid 2000's is the best snl

[@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt]

Tina Fey: still hilarious after 20 years. Fallon: still workin' on it.

[@ourevilone]

Tina and Jimmy, this was my favorite time of SNL. And I grew up with the 90s SNL also

[@JC42023]

Tina Fey in 2001: These guys need a war Anyone who has been around since 2002: 😬😬😬

[@Iceeeeeee1]

Jimmy is soooo young here

[@aemathisphd]

5:30 -- bit of an ouchy now, eh?

[@Jocuro2]

Well, they aren't worrying about the beret thing anymore, are they? So that's a plus.

[@hrhphiliparthurlouisdougla8475]

Jocuro The Ballad of the Pink Beret: "falling soldiers from the sky, Burly men who love young guys, Oh my how your ass is cute, How they'd love to pack your chute, This is the bal'd of the pink berets, Of burly men who are very gay, And if the Rangers take offense, They will grind them on the fence, For there are none who go to war, Look'n for noth'n but to score, Except the pink the proud the few, The pink berets in high heeled boots." Not my words, someone else wrote them first. IMHO: it's not the reaction by US soldiers to the color of the berets, but the reaction they get from the enemy that was and is still relevant. Pink says "we're here to give you a wide avenue of retreat in your fourth point of contact (your anus). Better be gone by the time we reach your position".

[@Kevin-sd9ec]

Bush was watching

[@RollOnToVictory]

Yep, pre 9/11

[@DJGeoskWizard]

Sarah Palin has changed so much.

[@GrayStudios]

Wow. That was a really inconsistent Arnold impression.

[@meligl1330]

0:30 for all the tiktok people LMAO

[@ASTRAPHOB1A]

how’d you know i was gonna be here? 😔

[@meligl1330]

@@ASTRAPHOB1A i just know😁

[@johndanielson3777]

“His solution? Make it legal.” Damn, Jimmy Fallon predicted Jeff Sessions.

[@niharikamathur8908]

I came here for jimmy 😍😍😍

[@clarkbryant8222]

TINA FEY IS GORGEOUS

[@ilovepie314]

"These guys need a war" oh, they got one "Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow" hit me in some deep feels.

[@healthyloveasmr2607]

jimmy fallon was so got damn FINEEE

[@ar494]

22 years later and I would trade Bush and Arnold for Biden and Newsome. And in no universe did I think that would ever be the case.

[@d_hs]

0:29 , you’re welcome

[@alexc3374]

WHOS HERE BC OF THAT ONE TIK TOK

[@miastar7759]

HAHA ME

[@ohlookitscorn.]

ME HAHAHA

[@UnderADeadNYSky]

“good night, & have a pleasant tomorrow” when weekend update was amazingggggg ♥️ miss you, Tina

[@cinderellasglassslipper777]

Yes. I came here SIMPING for Jimmy Fallon. ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[@daviddave4985]

That tongue movement 🥵🥵

[@smileybone3010]

First, Tina 🔥 Second, Larry King still just cruising along at 417

[@thebacons5943]

One of the best duos on weekend update

[@laurendill5964]

Jimmy Fallon was like soooo young

[@OldRaver]

You know the world has gone to shit when you miss Dubbya and wish Arnold Schwarzenegger was President 😱😰😂

[@SondreGrneng]

tbf, I think Arny would make a pretty good president.

[@driplordissa]

I gotta say Jimmy aged pretty well

[@robkingsley6181]

Damn Jimmy was so hot

[@tylermunden6642]

A simpler time. They look like seniors in high school. I'm just getting old ffs.

[@amandaunzicker4190]

Jimmy was so cute what the fuck!

[@juliagrace5598]

Yes, but are they still smoking?😂

[@elizabethg4984]

Jimmy 😍😍

[@prennt57g99]

5:30 “These guys need a war” Boy are they gonna get one

[@gh-ps5es]

No offense but his first joke fell flat but his face saved it

[@sumchicash]

0:30 ..

[@EmotionalMastery_]

omg look at Jimmy!

[@POPDATA]

Jimmy looks so early 2000s lmao

[@AnkushMudgal0396]

Ah Tina Fey, my first love!

[@jordanco7380]

Jimmy is so HOT.

[@luz2468]

Jimmy looks so good here😩😩

[@SanyaaThakur]

Pov : girl's realising how hot Jimmy was

[@lumo]

I miss pre-9/11 late night comedy sometimes

[@joannaimchen606]

Pls I just searched up "guys doing the tongue thing" and this popped up😭😭

[@r0ttinggutz]

0:30 just to help out-- replay replay replay

[@AnaghaJayakumar711]

Watching this nearly 20 years later today 🥺

[@limeslush1e]

i was today years old when i realised how fit jimmy fallon is

[@tomitstube]

wow, david copperfield "magically appears" and no one claps. a save by tina to introduce him... then jimmy has to tell the audience to clap for his cue card trick... ouch...

[@sparshitasahu2539]

0:29 just saving this for personal reasons.

[@wishingonthemoon1]

Jimmy is still a catch, but dayum was he fine. And funny as always 😍

[@mariana__7814]

wow jimmy looks good.......

[@Oranguice]

5:11 little did she know...

[@jessemckinney6596]

Jimmy was 27 here, damn

[@GrowMasterGeneral]

Yikes, that Copperfield bit did not land.

[@arturomillan]

GrowMasterGeneral. Thought the same thing. Was it really that unimpressive? I thought it was pretty cool.

[@briancomiskey9824]

I think many people were like...who? Oh...I remember him...I think...Is that him? Oh yeah...it is....ha ha...

[@JV-ls6wu]

Dam.... jimmy was hot

[@aidangriffiths5075]

Actually a really great and more accurate Arnold impression. Instead of the loud obnoxious one 😂

[@buttercup106]

0:28-0:30 😩