Weekend Update on Hurricane Maria - SNL

[@fatboyRAY24]

My right ear is so lonely......

[@leos6518]

fatboyRAY24 I thought it was my headphones 🎧 haha

[@christopher7195]

Ikr, Im deaf in one ear.

[@PennyPennyPennyPennyPenny]

I thought my earphones broke!

[@Quickfire412]

I'm glad it wasn't just me haha

[@El0nw0lf]

I plugged it in in only half way, that fixed it for me.

[@Peace704032797]

"Go tell Malania to put on her flood heels" 😂😂😂😂😂 Lmbo

[@dalyand5944]

That whole bit was GOLD. I live for Michael Che's retorts.

[@debrawilliams7983]

White Flower Yeah! How could she have been so GD stupid?!

[@dalyand5944]

Poor Blane. He got lost on his way to the Klan rally and/or Russian hackathon.

[@I.R_Inori]

White Flower I reacted the same way 😂😂😂

[@JumperWC]

Was that supposed to be a burn or something? Goddamn the left really is just fucking pathetic. No wonder you guys lost.

[@ClaudKaKeiYeung]

My left ear says hi My right ear didn't respond

[@zxcvbnm4203]

Claud Ka Kei Yeung Yeah me too😎

[@bluexdiva]

I thought my headphones stopped working and my broke ass would have to pay for new ones.

[@Goldedguy]

Same here

[@RikerWilson]

Unplug your headphones a little bit, and the audio will become Mono.

[@cleetismcdougall5425]

Trawets *GENIUS!!!* Thanks.

[@djroars]

"To Whom it May Concern: I respect you. Tepid regards, Merkel" - Perfection.

[@queenofspades2365]

"Oh really, Donald? You bitch." Gets me every single time, so satisfying 👌😂👌

[@lostinthestorywithjeremymi9385]

Why doesn't this have more likes?

[@marcwarren4393]

God bless both Colin Jost & Michael Che 😁😁😁👍🏻👍🏻❤️

[@marcwarren4393]

​@@lostinthestorywithjeremymi9385 This deserves a heck of a lot more likes.😁😁👍👍

[@lostinthestorywithjeremymi9385]

@@marcwarren4393 Agreed

[@Theomite]

Kate got away with a "mudda fucka" on air. With a German accent. Right on, Kate.

[@jdevaughn42]

Theomite she was saying fuhrer or whatever the German word they used to refer to hitler. She was implying saying fucker but used German.

[@bottlesflying]

her angela merkel bit fell flat.

[@miguel-h]

That was hysterical

[@grytlappar]

Remember the add for "So Fa King"? Which they (with a heavy foreign accent) repeated about 15 times... So Fa King good.

[@iancurtisspectre3744]

Paul Schaefer said fucking on SNL in 1976, he was saying flogging over and over and slipped in the first F bomb on network television! the subversive Canuck!

[@GeneDexter]

Big Water. Ocean Water. #ThankYouTrump

[@tonyas.6148]

Gene Dexter 😂😂😂

[@douglaschance2437]

All hail king trump

[@loretta5653]

I mean, he’s not wrong, I fucking guess.

[@societynewsnetwork5973]

Mind of a 3 year old...fuck trump

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

That’s the kind of thing you say when you have dementia

[@mitchellschwartz6766]

"Dora's papers..." I'm dying of laughter!

[@peruru84]

"No Allies, mostly Axis these days" lmao the audience completely missed this joke

[@DIYDazzleNails]

you didn’t really have to bring that in and make it an issue. whose side you’re on politically doesn’t diminish your intelligence

[@DIYDazzleNails]

Thomas Buckovecky likes little girls hm I've never heard of the term "progressive liberal" used anywhere :( unless you're talking about Daniel "The Progressive Liberal" Richards who is a professional wrestler. There's progressives and liberals and liberal progressives. Also, I don't think just because you believe in a specific political platform means you don't know shit about American history. For example, James M. McPherson is one of the greatest historians of all time and he's Democrat. Now if you don't mind, I'm not gonna reply back anymore because obviously I'm debating with someone who doesn't know their facts and therefore I'm wasting my time. Please educate yourself more and I hope you'll have a better personality in the future! =)

[@hochmeister5852]

Thomas Buckovecky likes little girls first of all wtf is that name, second Republicans and democrats had a huge party switch where they basically traded places on everything

[@hochmeister5852]

Thomas Buckovecky likes little girls did I ever say they did? I said the democrat and republican veiws switched and it wasn't like it happened overnight it was gradual. And it did happen all you have to do is look at an election map from the early 1900s and now to know

[@kjamison5951]

A S I thought Kate said, “No allies, mostly exes these days.” But her German accent allowed her to make it sound like axis.…

[@sierraergundogdu1783]

Kate Mckinnon is a national treasure!

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Michael Che is my hero for this!!!!!!

[@andrewscott3184]

Love those racial slurs, say everything about you.

[@Peopleofthesun386]

Montana Dan Trailer trash hick got triggered? SADDDD

[@Eric-yn6ur]

I bet you love racial slurs, if that white guy called Obama a chimp you'd be marching in the streets with BLM.

[@PeterNgola]

DrBraxy Gilkey you have low standards

[@nimblebimble]

Trey Haha, those are ridiculous. You just listed a bunch of bizarre nonsense terms you just made up after one derogatory term from the 40s and two ethnic epithets with no correlation to skin color. As I said, you want it to be offensive. Just stop

[@AMcGie]

Love you Michael Che!

[@heyitsnataliec]

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH FLAWLESS AND RUTHLESS ROASTING IN MY LIFE. I AM PERMANENTLY PARALYZED.

[@amieholman9648]

Johnny watson

[@aizensamakingx4480]

Donald Chump got stuck by lightning in this video

[@lisasilverman3456]

I’ll second that.

[@sl4983]

John Smith, they are so brainwashed but they can't help but be. They have nothing else. Sad.

[@tgear77]

+John Smith what disinformation was there?

[@indominuswrex9465]

"Oh really Donald, you bitch?" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dead

[@vi2623]

👍😂😆👍👍Tell Melania to put on her flood heels ... 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

[@sl4983]

Says the TROLL with the FAKE PAGE!!

[@WonLotto100M]

Vi Olly that was good

[@tgear77]

+penchewcap While on AF One, the internet blew up over Melania and her "flood heels". She was given a female staffer's sneakers to wear once they landed. She did not bring a change of shoes. This was spin doctoring by Trump's people.

[@patrickshaneomarra5162]

You libtards continue to live up to your low birth IQ's.

[@heartslikeours4314]

josuecarrion

[@rgwak]

When you respect Pitbull more than the president, things are officially fucked up. Well, it's official, people!

[@karlalangas_toledo]

Ro G when Pitbull goes out of his way to help Puerto Rico more the 45 Then that becomes FUCKED UP!

[@nehaa4846]

that axis powers joke really flew over the audience’s head but i loved it hahaha

[@MissD1029]

Man I laughed so hard I was in tears😂 Thanks guys needed that!! Fam in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

[@therealcandyvee8772]

I know isn't racism against white people hilarious?

[@juviafullbuster6191]

Diana Pizarro, Same! 😂🇵🇷

[@ivancastillo661]

Tell the truckers to start moving cargo instead of using the disaster as a bargaining chip !!!

[@grytlappar]

+REALITY: There is no such thing as 'racism against white people', moron.

[@therealcandyvee8772]

grytlappar Hahahahahaha keep telling yourself that.

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

I love the actual anger from both Colin and Che attacking Trump. We're past just making jokes. This guy and his appalling team need full on insult comics ging for the juggular!

[@reaper411b]

Just checking up on ya, how're you feeling these days, better? XD

[@dakotabruce7773]

@@reaper411b 😁

[@tylercorn6502]

Shut the fuck up lmao. Get a life

[@enderz1341]

@@tylercorn6502 aw someone is cranky.

[@lenkacfk7155]

It's funny, reading this 3 years later - you thought Trump was bad back then? You didn't even know half of it...😂

[@davidbouchard5451]

Michael Che is amazing!

[@rosrychaplet]

Dora's papers! Nickelodeon

[@kingcuan5261]

Islands are surrounded by ocean water??? NO WAAAY! I thought it was surrounded by bath water 🤷‍♂️

[@ryanstatt9910]

Big water, really wet water

[@winterdream5710]

"Oh really Donald, you bitch!" ROFL!!

[@melissaharrell9061]

Winter Dream

[@catherineleary9462]

A love letter: "to whom it may concern".😂

[@mort8568]

‘you look stressed’ ’oh thank you’ lel

[@nasholston5112]

For real though why does Trump tweet like a gossiping lady

[@lotusgrl444]

Nas because he has no morals and is a poor s.o.b

[@colinsilver1041]

Because he's a gossiping lady.

[@awhaynes2011]

His new name is Gossip Girl!

[@AroundIndiana]

Nas so his idiot supporters have something to post on Facebook

[@whatwouldtarado213]

Because he's a BITCH.

[@mcsweeney29]

"It's hard to ask black people to care about the flag when we know that this country cares more about IT than US." Che is a God send.

[@andrewscott3184]

Oh fuck off with your anti American rhetoric

[@mcsweeney29]

It's not anti-American. It's the essence of America to peacefully protest when people are mistreated. It's also my right as an American to tell you to fuck off too. So go do that.

[@goddidit4]

Andrew Scott LOLOLOLOLOL cry baby cry! cry baby cry! LOLOLOLOLOL

[@Saint_Darius]

Exactly. The whites who like to deny racial injustice(while usually being racially insensitive) act as if our humanity wasn’t recognized just 50 years ago. It’s going to take awhile to make up for over 300 years of mistreatment, especially when half of the white folks in this country try to deny that racism exist. Gonna take longer than 50 years for all blacks to overcome that.

[@mysterion3776]

TheBlackAnime quite crying nigga boo hoo the past pick your self up

[@janelin6083]

"Big Ocean?" As opposed to small oceans?

[@paulakeller3006]

Jane Lin agree with alot of lots of. water lol

[@taylorgreen9929]

I think it's like "Big Pharma"

[@FnRenner]

As opposed to the small oceans of blue beauty you call your eyes, baby! Somebody had to!

[@goodtimes609]

🤣🤣

[@thekiss2083]

Michael Che killing it in this one! I love that he's getting a little more aggressive.

[@adiposeNarnian]

"You seem stressed." "Aw, thank you!" Me.

[@detailsmove]

If you think about it, as long as Trump is in office, SNL is gonna have alot of gold to work with 🔥

[@penchewcap3096]

detailsmove SNL IS a messanger for the bilderberg group. #hashbrown#sadLittleFollower🐑🐑 KZbin Dinesh D'Souzas The Big Lie, and get some info on WHO OWNS the federal reserve, the bilderberg group, and their intimate relationship with clinton's/bush/obama. Man! You 🐝 Dumb.

[@thesege]

Damn right Trump makes SNL more views than Gangnam Style Trump edition

[@getchasome6230]

Too bad hes not half black, or else wed be bigots if we didnt ignore it...

[@iancurtisspectre3744]

despite the highest ratings in years, the trumpshroom declares SNL "UNWATCHABLE"! maybe he's referring to his horrific self?

[@lego007guym8]

Not just snl, all comedians

[@MsZephyra]

That feeling when...fake news comedians have more insight on governance and social issues than a US president. XOXO Che and Jost!

[@maeb.9770]

MsZephyra 😆😆😆😍😍😍😜😜🤗🤗👍👍👊👊🆒 SNL IS BACK....

[@wonderwoman3966]

MsZephyra omg.....you just took all my laughter at this away with that comment!!! 😢😭😢😭 its messed up how true and scary that is. Glad I live in UK now 😄

[@samara7938]

This is real what people are going through with no help from alternative fact president and FEMA. We know u don't care.

[@Monochromicornicopia]

In what way is this news fake? This is actual news

[@vettech3086]

Ms Zephyra; AMEN TO THAT !!

[@kat_tomic]

"Oh really Donald, you bitch" 👌🏼❤️

[@tomaskuli177]

Kata Dragovič I came here, just to hear that line again. Loved it.

[@tmpreardon4200]

So satisfying!

[@motheramoon314]

Kata Dragovič 😘😂

[@dominicperez3777]

Kata Dragovič That was gorgeous.

[@laurabryant9281]

Kata Dragovič that was great! He is a little bitch!

[@adamsgrad93]

I've watched this half a dozen times already and I will watch it a million times more. ❤️❤️

[@bashir442]

Kate is awesome

[@swordartrose986]

Oh really Donald? You Bitch! LOL Best line ever.

[@anaheimtwin1]

“ Oh really Donald You Bitch!”😂😂👌

[@lanisejones9560]

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[@docdarlin5491]

I think that kind shit played itself out about six months ago, bubba. Hide in your bunker, you're next.

[@abcdefghijklmno7384]

TRUMP u bum

[@anaheimtwin1]

Black Boy thx👌😂

[@noahbrady562]

What an articulate and thoughtful criticism, that's guaranteed to change people's minds

[@AT-sd9qq]

I think Trump is working off of one of those old sailor maps with sea monsters on it.

[@laurabryant9281]

Audie T that was special

[@crazyaoifangirl7691]

Oh the ones that show a flat Earth?

[@sl4983]

crazyaofangirl, Love it!

[@fixeddice1982]

It's a funny statement. Though of course, Trump is referring to the fact that the seaports and airports are damaged, and the debris floating is hazardous to transportation vessels, and the amount of traffic to and from the island was impacted heavily, and the relief efforts were affected by many factors such as these. But the skit is funny.

[@tgear77]

+fixeddice1982 no, he was not. The docks were quickly cleared and deliveries were being made. Airports were open. People were flying out of San Juan within 2 days of the hurricane. Trump was clueless. FEMA was slow on the draw. Anyone defending. Trump is a moron.

[@ThreeMinuteHistory]

The way Che calls out Trump on Puerto Rico is perfect

[@KujoKiller97]

You already know the offended will dislike this without getting past the first minute.

[@kgal1298]

Those poor Russian Bots they just don't know what else to do with their time these days. They worked so hard making him look good, but they can't undo his Twitter account.

[@KujoKiller97]

Kate lol with or without Russia, I think trump was trash to begin with

[@tmseh]

SNL is full of weak leaders.

[@offendedandunsubscribed7450]

KujoKiller97 yes

[@ForsythJC]

142 so far. But this video was just posted. I imagine by tonight, the numbers will climb and the comments section will be filled with the usual pro-Trump narrative...

[@Lucky61]

Brilliant Weekend Update told it how it is!

[@brankin421]

Love weekend update !

[@katieiknow]

Thanks for making me think my headphones broke lol

[@jairocastro42]

Great cover of the recent stories Michael! Could not stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@TitanicTruths]

screenshot the meme lol

[@Zeldarw104]

Titanic Truths cool!😎

[@TitanicTruths]

For your Misinformed information racist. IM WHITE.

[@sheperd9117]

Titanic Truths nigga no that shit is cancer

[@sillyoldman360]

look in the mirror you dumb ass ignorant piece of shit lol so funny

[@docdarlin5491]

lol - why did it take the alt-reich Trumpies a day to show up and ruin the top comment?

[@eileenkilgallon4071]

Michael Che and Colin Jost are on fire in this episode!

[@meganmaple3648]

SNL is back!!!

[@harrisonrutledge5]

It's Bbbbaaaaaaccccckkkkk baby!

[@dasdaro]

SNL has been dead for a long time Trump jokes are way too easy to make it’s not back bro

[@CSavageSr]

snl us now a one trick pony. what a shame. so much talent.

[@clarencedavismba5042]

Megan Maple Hot tub!

[@AntonioCesareMatteo]

Fuck SNL and all you uninformed communist idiots.

[@RandomActs58]

BRILLIANT!! THANK YOU, MICHAEL CHE!!!

[@Waltham1892]

Yes, American is going down the shitter. But, on a positive note, Saturday Night Live is funny and relevant again.

[@Waltham1892]

Trump's still in office. Give time...

[@Gui11otine]

Actually Obama is gone so the economy is at an all time high, jobs are skyrocketing, Hillary isnt ruining our foreign relations, and Bill Clintons stupid job stealing foreign trade agreement is finally gone.

[@Waltham1892]

I know you aren't that bright so I'm typing this slowly. The When Obama took office the DOW was at 6000. It was at 18,000 when he left. Obama introduced the legislation that saved the auto industry in the US from itself. Now, go back to your troll farm and tell the Commissar that you've failed.

[@Waltham1892]

Ok, I'm going to assume you've made an error and are responding to the wrong person. What, precisely, made you think I was a Trump supporter? Switch to decaf, unlock your caps and chill.

[@PeterNgola]

S C douche bag

[@17Haru17]

Help, I can only hear it in half 'ma ears!

[@1wolfdog1]

Must not be any Trump hotels or golf courses in Puerto Rico.

[@MegaBallPowerBall]

GREY Wolf Of course not, there’s big water, big ocean between Puerto Rico and earth.

[@lubnaqu8086]

Apparently there is a golf course but DT let it run down into the ground leaving a huge debt on the country...then he has the gall to even mention the countries financial state....DT is a moron...

[@virgenfj]

So many good liners 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@pandaponders]

Lost it at "No Allies. Mostly Axis these days." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amalzuhair4495]

Donald Trump's explanation on an island being surrounded by water without the punchlines is the funniest thing on this video

[@stella-bp8od]

this is the most fabulous, brutal roasting i've ever seen in my life and i'm here for it ALSO her kissing colin on the cheek was just really sweet to me

[@navigill2707]

my left ear loved this

[@drzb3st190]

Navi Gill lmfaoooooooooooooo

[@KVWilson21]

lmaoooooo right?!

[@ape7951]

i love weekend update because unlike most of snl, they make fun of anyone and i love it

[@aashi8175]

Kate saw us low on memes and took care of us lol

[@yremogtnomnad]

Oh my god Michael Che LAID INTO Trump, love it

[@tad4962]

I don't think Che likes Trump

[@jpkjnn6733]

Tad Ellis then he's right in lounge with like 65% of the population. The only people who do are the supporters who believe anything our lying orange president tells them, but they've lost the ability to objectively assess informatio .

[@librasmith9894]

Tad Ellis hahaha..ya think?

[@12coolbro]

What's to like about dump. I mean trump*

[@ib3scope]

Tad Ellis He's surprisingly middle of the road; I think he understands that on a foundational level, both the Dems and Repubs are simply alternative sides of the same corporate owned and influenced coin.

[@Saint_Darius]

Contrition but trump is in his own lane tho.

[@metallixro]

My right ear wants to hear the jokes also...

[@tabaxi]

guys obviously the president can't help his own territory in a crisis because it is surrounded by big water.

[@iancurtisspectre3744]

on the brain

[@georgiep6565]

Can't help it, I watch this over and over, awesome !!

[@fffab74]

This situation is so ridiculous it's not even funny, but then again, that's what I thought almost every day for the last 12 months

[@MrDPMan3000]

Wow my left ear really enjoyed this!

[@mauricepowers3804]

That's right give the money back dammit

[@piarossi4555]

I like how the sea monster on the map was just about to swallow the ship.

[@depressionpie4859]

The delivery of “oh really Donald? you bitch” kills me every time

[@shaynacalderon8498]

It's surrounded by water......Ocean Water BIG WATER. Lmao. Unbelievable.

[@MWDFrancis]

This is really only noticeable if you're using headphones - the video was exported with only left-track audio.

[@dcham041]

Michael William Dale Francis lol wow I almost threw out my headphones thinking they don’t work

[@urmomisurdad5422]

Thank you for that Michael! You made my day.

[@rachelgallagher6214]

Play this one over and over it's all so true!

[@tomitstube]

michael che's first rant deserved an ovation.

[@themsdwallace]

#MichaelChe I love you so Much!

[@therealcandyvee8772]

He's awesome. I love racism towards white people!

[@narutotenbands6922]

REALITY shut fuck up if white people(mostly white males)weren't Racist cousin fucking mass shooting kid touching trash maybe less people would be anti white

[@themsdwallace]

@Reality #BAKA

[@briannacam.]

This show is killing me, I love it

[@mariaali114.]

2:05 best thing any living breathing human ever said..

[@originalShorai]

I love when they have call backs to older skits.

[@segifford1]

This is a GREAT Weekend Update. Even years later, it is still a pleasure to watch. Thank God, Colin Jost and Michael Che put that Racist Trump in his place, the way he should be put in his place.

[@JacobWilsonVO]

"Is that a peeled potato"? Lmao

[@loricart7893]

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[@iancurtisspectre3744]

+Lori Cart of excrement

[@nicholastowns8]

Bitterschwitz literally translates to "bitter sweat"

[@kel6794]

This whole segment is gold

[@artvasch147]

Best weeked report ever and they fuck the sound up so bad. Get it together, whoever uploaded this

[@sugarmamaaa]

A new season!! Yay! I've been waiting all summer for this.

[@jeckjeck3119]

SNL is back, bitches.

[@mikeandjdogcoworker]

jeck jeck Unfortunately it hasnt been back for a while.

[@ns6438]

Eh, I don't know. These two have always been great, but the regular SNL videos are still hit and miss a lot.

[@afbaaacfbfcc]

Yeah. Having bigots headline your program means your 'back'. Got it.

[@dasdaro]

Why because somebody made a stupid Trump joke that anyone can do?

[@ksiroby2940]

U trump supporters is bitches

[@ConnorCu]

My left ear loves this video!

[@tameralynn7579]

God I love this ❤️ my favorite part of SNL

[@glenngatlen8179]

show us Dora's papers haha!

[@hello1721]

The box with the flag was great

[@lauragn4300]

For the rest of my life SNL will have material on chump...

[@LilTRoberts1000]

Is that a meme now?

[@dominicknesbitt1152]

That Angela Merkel bit was brilliant

[@TahoeJones]

"Maria, I just met a storm named Maria..."

[@blaqsugar4498]

Absolutely Fabulously Hilarious!! Go Che, Go!!!! Get His Ass!!

[@NarmiPerfect]

Weekend update is the definition of savagery

[@caravaggio1534]

There is a difference between loving your country and loving the people who shape it. Trump and his cronies and supporters believe in loving this country more than its people. So when you expect black NFL players to stand for the flag, it only shows that all you care about is a piece of fabric.

[@toni4369]

I love these guys!!!! Thank you for giving us a voice. This is not about left for right, this is about a horrible administration bring shame and disgrace to this country and themselves.

[@jasonbrown372]

Until they bring death and disease to this country and hopefully kill themselves and their ignorant unvaccinated progeny.

[@MelvinCruz]

Thanks for your real democracy,thanks from Puerto Rico

[@xy6845]

Michael Che just fuckin nailed it on Trump there

[@CindyMOD99]

😂 Nailed it Micheal Che🔆

[@1imaginems]

Thanks guys for an awesome show :)