Weekend Update: Paul Manafort Sentenced to Prison - SNL

[@indranimaitra8671]

Every time Che uses the phrase "raw dogging porn stars", an angel gets its wings.

[@DrHardlyKummsz]

"Paul Manafort, who looks like he was born divorced" best line ever 😂😂

[@crashoutfm]

DrHardlyKummsz too good 😂😂

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

So hilarious every time I see this

[@Leonaza7]

Anyone serving more then 47 months on weed charges should be released tomorrow. Along with any other minor crimes.

[@pinkrose5796]

Leonaza7 I agree with you!!! I'm so tired of Republicans being mad about someone not saying "The Pledge of Allegiance" when its so obvious that there is no justice for all!!!

[@beachside1]

I thought that exact thing...Hell I know people who stole car stereos that got more time than that... He steals millions and get under 4 years??? He's prob going to get pardoned on top of that.....I certainly did my homework before I voted. Too bad not enough didnt do the same

[@S7J7P7]

My cousin got 11 months for his first dui and got 5 years probation. Not to mention his fines.

[@Tylixr]

Stacey Kimbrel yeah fuck the cops for giving someone a dui, fucking pigs

[@juancarlosaponte6897]

Go Trump mothefuckers 😡 Fuck SNL = Saturday Nauseous Laxative 💩 and fuck Leonaza7 😡

[@MaxMisterC]

"Now I'm not really a religious guy but if you're getting your bible signed by a guy who 'raw dogs' porn stars, then you're probably not really religious, either...." Touché. 👍🏾😂

[@patchworkgirl2982]

Yep, and the devil does quote Scripture.

[@artedejali]

MaxMisterC They are false Christians. True followers of Christ stay away from politics.

[@vandy3427]

@@artedejali No true Scotsman fallacy...

[@jacquelinecaoline4311]

Nothing says cult leader like signing Bibles

[@jamesh6024]

I’m surprised that those Bibles didn’t burst into flame or cause the Cantaloupe Caligula’s hands to melt.

[@Leonaza7]

How does someone, who engaged in 20 years, of tax fraud, lead an "otherwise blameless life"?

[@amyashley3182]

Oh I know! He’s white. 😒

[@otogun3324]

He's white

[@kevinhoang9074]

Leonaza7 he’s rich and white and the judge supports trump

[@TheWacoKidd]

He has forced his wife to have sex with groups of men and he would watch. spectator.us/mom-tested-stds-manaforts-home-life/ His daughter's texted each other that he has had people killed and that their money is "blood money" www.politico.com/story/2017/02/manaforts-ukrainian-blood-money-caused-qualms-hack-suggests-235473 He's as bad as they get. A lifetime criminal with deep ties to the mob and the Kremlin.

[@dong9514]

Except for that serial killing, Ted Bundy led a otherwise blameless life.

[@marckz06]

Colin - “Your kids!?” Colin more surprised about the kids then a middle aged white woman

[@sramoore0075187]

"What a time to be alive, huh?!"

[@LolaBgcps]

I scrolled for this comment.

[@stormwatcher59]

@@LolaBgcps Me too!

[@pop5678eye]

Meanwhile in Colorado a black man was almost given the death penalty on the spot by a cop just driving by... The man was just picking up garbage on his own property!

[@waterandafter]

Selling loose cigarettes is a death sentence.

[@lallig8860]

waterandafter what? just what?

[@waterandafter]

@@lallig8860 3 ppl know what I'm talking about.

[@kbbpll7338]

He was lucky it was Boulder. In Chicago waving a trash picker around like that gets you a full clip.

[@lallig8860]

kbb pll i dont think Chicago is a role model when it comes to gun violence

[@ryanjeong6128]

I wish weekend update was one long video...

[@matt_kyote97]

Or at least in order..

[@geekishgir]

Or even numbered so we know which order, like Sam Bee does

[@jasonallen3678]

During Snl off season in the summer, NBC broadcast current and longer versions of weekend update

[@agrey832]

glad im not the only one that feels that way!!

[@quincybriley4113]

It is. If you watch the episode.

[@JoshuaOtusanya]

Trump signing bibles is like R Kelly founding his own daycare. -Josh Otusanya

[@ronburgundy244]

That's a quality joke, you should consider doing stand-up.

[@fronk8223]

Why are you quoting yourself

[@JoshuaOtusanya]

Ron Burgundy I do stand up actually all over NYC haha

[@frankgrimesification]

........or like Michael Jackson starting an escort service called Boyz II Men.

[@jenniferdennis4627]

Aaaannnddd subscribed

[@S.Archer]

“Who likes like he was born divorced” hahaha! Colin is the best. I died

[@DannyFedora]

Saturday Night Live is Sunday Morning Videos for me

[@chrissiek8706]

Brunch. Cause i like to sleep in 😅😏

[@tspopstar512]

Same 😂

[@corylyonsmusic]

Yep, I used to watch on tv. Thanks KZbin.

[@amycubs7rivera829]

I was in such a bad mood after I woke up after losing a hour of sleep this Sunday. Then the cold open showed up in my recommendations. I woke up people in the house I was laughing so hard. What was a terrible morning got better quickly!

[@davidleedutton]

Why would you sign copies of a book you didn't write and haven't even read?

[@chrissiek8706]

"two Corinthians"

[@stormwatcher59]

I wouldn't, but this is trump we are talking about and he wants his name EVERYWHERE!

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

He did that already... "The Art of the Deal"... 😉

[@ahnobiahnobitok9057]

@@chrissiek8706 lol😄

[@jondough679]

They can be sold for money - Trump was giving them money

[@Leonaza7]

Why did he sign Bibles?! He’s not the author of the Bible, as a matter of fact, he’s what the Bible tells you not to be. These so called Christians are so lost.

[@ernestinemorrison2799]

He signed bibles because he's who, I've heard people say, is like the anti-christ.

[@NopeIDontthinkso]

He signed bibles because people were bringing them their bibles asking him to sign them!

[@c.l.1820]

Because those ppl lost everything escaping a deadly tornado and that was the last thing they grabbed. And Alabama is republican state so I'm sure they like President Trump.

[@mehjones8008]

@@NopeIDontthinkso ...because his fans are such clueless fools! TRUMP signing a bible? THAT is hilarious

[@Buffalosabskis]

It’s also disrespectful to non Christians and an overall waste of time. After a tragedy one does not sign books

[@heydayASMR]

"Looks like he was born divorced": literally me

[@CoryMck]

*Nothing says cult leader like signing Bibles*

[@potdog1000]

blameless life. meaning he didn't get caught for the others

[@potdog1000]

@John3:16 Pitbull true I think it's the rich white guys club sticking together

[@couragekarnga8735]

Man, I hope these two continue doing the weekend update. They're awesome!

[@jameskendall4168]

Fun fact. There are 38 mega churches in Alabama and not a single one helped with the tornado victims. Guess who did help... the casinos

[@stormwatcher59]

I am not surprised...

[@jameskendall4168]

stormwatcher59 religion, especially southern baptists, is a for profit organization in my eyes. Not to say that they don’t do great things but I mean cmon

[@Leonaza7]

Paul Manafort 4 years in prison: After reading Manfort jail sentence should have got life in prison. Blameless life, is there anything he did good for America. The judge should be investigated now.

[@c.l.1820]

How much do they pay you to comment on all these videos.

[@local.jermey3804]

@@c.l.1820 😂😂

[@Leonaza7]

Erwin exactly! c.I. has been writhing the same stupid reply literally on every video I have commented. Somehow by doing so he believes that I will runaway and stop commenting. Lol

[@isaaccrimes5205]

The judge got paid

[@roccaflocca4312]

"An otherwise blameless life"... He didn't do anything wrong, except for treason. LET HIM GO!

[@whiteshaq0172]

And really what IS treason

[@seanmccarthy8311]

First of all, what a time to be alive, huh? 😂😂😂

[@stormwatcher59]

My feelings exactly! ;)

[@harisgondal6393]

Drake future

[@Leelz247]

Trump signing Bibles makes me cringe so hard on so many levels.

[@araelsdominguez]

I just keep refreshing my KZbin to get new snl clips

[@emagain]

Me too. C'mon cold open!

[@aseretsuarez7849]

I don't know why the cold open isn't showing up for some reason.

[@RandyRhoadsRules3]

Eric Burkheimer damn man. Just try finding common interests with people and you’ll find friends.

[@araelsdominguez]

Indignant_Winter_Bird seriously!! I can’t wait to watch it!!

[@aseretsuarez7849]

@@araelsdominguez I saw that SNL reuploaded two of the videos as of now

[@KennyBky92]

Figuring out the correct order for weekend update uploads is harder than Advanced Calculus

[@steverogers2603]

Why would you want anyone to sign your Bible? Billy Graham was a strong Christian leader, but I wouldn’t think of asking him to autograph my Bible. Then asking Trump? Wow! That’s the ignorance that supports him, despite his unprecedented immorality. Ask him his favorite verse. The attempt at an answer would be a hoot.

[@Blodhelm]

I think you meant "immorality" because if he was immortal, that would only make them think he was a god more than they already do.

[@steverogers2603]

Thanks for letting me know what autocorrect did. Immortal is a frightening thought.

[@tabbyreed8925]

There is a section of America that thinks he is the second coming of Christ. So for them it's like having Jesus sign your bible. The sad thing is the people who believe that believe it because he is supposed to be getting rid of abortion but I don't think he will.

[@Daneelro]

2:13 :-) I love when Che & Jost are non-plussed by each others' jokes :-)

[@terr777]

Signing Bibles... I have no words for the disgust I'm feeling.

[@Salsuero]

"What a time to be alive" -- I literally laughed out loud!

[@Leonaza7]

"Some really bad things happened at that massage parlor aka Spa Owner, and you have a lot of people, but she tells me she didn't know about it, and I'll take her at her word."

[@c.l.1820]

I'm pretty sure NBC pays you to comment on their KZbin pages. No way you do this willingly.

[@stewfu]

You are EVERYWHERE...

[@Leonaza7]

c. l. You have been writhing the same stupid reply literally on every video I have commented. Somehow by doing so you believe that I will runaway and stop commenting. Good luck with that idiot! Lol

[@c.l.1820]

@@Leonaza7 and you reply the same copy and paste comment back to me. 😂 Ok. You either paid or you have way too much time on your hands to post 30 comments within a minute of this uploaded video. You type fast.

[@corylyonsmusic]

Weekend Update makes getting through the week days totally worth it.

[@a_tree_in_the_forest]

This has aged very well :)

[@MsLansones]

Who the HELL autographs the Bible???

[@dangerusscurvs4709]

The Devil. #TheGreatestImposterEver

[@stormwatcher59]

Moreover, what's up with people wanting his signature on their bible???

[@cf_1204]

I look forward to Weekend Update every week. Please Chea and Jost never leave SNL, but if you do, always do stuff together

[@antoniocaceres7029]

Took em a while to get that Trump-Russian joke lmao

[@12marinersmaniac]

Antonio Caceres Probably because there’s been no proof of Russian collusion after YEARS of searching for it.

[@Leonaza7]

It's not everyday the antichrist autographs your bible! Besides, isn’t there something in the bible about not praising false idols?

[@NopeIDontthinkso]

Have you ever read the Bible?

[@c.l.1820]

You are clearly a bot or just a loser who comments 30 times on one video.

[@chrissiek8706]

@@c.l.1820 😂😂😂😂 It's like you looked in a mirror while writing this 🤣 jealous much? 😂😂😂

[@sahara0370]

Why the fuck did you comment so much

[@chrissiek8706]

@Kayla Pounds but... But... Spanky's a friend with Two Corinthians 😂

[@Docmanman]

People of color and poor people in general need to hear that speech again about justice is blind. What a crock!!

[@c.l.1820]

Didn't he just sign a justice reform bill and black unemployment is down the best it ever has. He doing good 👍

[@bobfish3176]

Where is the skit on jussie Smellits 16 counts? LMAO

[@5pctLowBattery]

Yes, what a time to be alive 🤦‍♀️

[@Leonaza7]

I'm positive Donnie has gotten a mushroom rub once or twice in the massage parlor visited by Kraft.

[@matt_kyote97]

Cause we sure as hell know his wife ain't rubbing him out!!!!

[@c.l.1820]

You have made like 30 comments on this single video. Bot

[@chrissiek8706]

😳🤢🤮

[@sahara0370]

These damn comments Why so many man

[@landminehopscotch3617]

You’re positive because your coworker told you?

[@TurbidTG1]

Remember, Manafort can still be sentenced to 10 years next week so he’s not exactly getting off scot free just yet!

[@YesPlease1]

I think she will sentence him to more years, but I think Trump will just pardon him. 65% of Americans will get enraged but nobody will be able to do anything about it.

[@jerrymander4112]

@Keksi Still way better than living in russia.

[@janicek9399]

I hope so! 😳😳😳

[@robertquick6690]

He's got the NYAG and Tax Dept to deal w/ too... Make Attica Great Again !

[@anthonym6119]

I just hope it’s not the same judge

[@kennykleck]

Born divorced....my god

[@xoMissTaylorDivine]

Please upload the full weeknd update on 1 VIDEO

[@TheSnoopy1750]

SNL gets paid by ad so you can't blame them for splitting it up. SNL deserves to monetize their content.

[@danbee6103]

At least Michael Che can say he made it through his ‘unarmed, getting pulled over or questioned for appearing suspicious’ years 👍

[@djangomarine6658]

Nah. He's not out of those woods until he's fully gray, and maybe not even then. If the cop doesn't recognize him, he's just another one of us.

[@thejosie]

CAN Y'ALL AT LEAST NUMBER THESE VIDEOS DAMN

[@gunhedd5375]

THE GREAT ESCAPE... Madoff: Alright! Everyone over the hedge!! Manafort: Not in these pants!! (Props to National Lampoon. 😎)

[@joshuahand407]

6 more years of this folks. love it.

[@Leonaza7]

What's the difference between Donald Trump and God? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump.

[@c.l.1820]

Here you are again....

[@landminehopscotch3617]

That’s an old joke. You just replaced Trump with Doctor. Pathetic

[@Leonaza7]

c. l. Yes I am here again and again and again just like hundreds of those who are also commenting about the post. If it bothers you that much just ignore me and problem solved.

[@agrey832]

Sad but *True*

[@TheBest-sv2oj]

God doesn't Fuck hookers that's the difference. Oh oh and hes god not just some spray tanned orange monster.

[@twstf8905]

Paul Manafort, Seen here with, "Resting Indicted Face."

[@chrisjericho7123]

they really make it hard for you to see the entire weekend update.

[@GrotrianSeiler]

"what a time to be alive, huh?" Colin, you're the best. Best delivery.

[@colinfales1244]

the rocky line got me

[@emeraldkaysgarden]

Looks like he was born divorced 🤣🤣🤣

[@pab4435]

Funniest weekend update in a little bit! Kept me laughing hard!

[@scrambled5948]

If trump signed a bible, it would immediately burst into flames

[@jeremywhistler2850]

0:43 *Ironically, in Finland they literally sentence college for crimes as intense as murder*

[@Kryptospotted]

BORN DIVORCED!!!

[@artsmithdrums]

Very good piece, one of your best. In a way politics is beyond parody now, this could have been put out there as a news show!

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

SNL HAS to do a sketch of Manafort and all these sleezeballs like the prison scene in Goodfellas with them all arguing how to make the Italian meals.

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

Hard hitting and sharp! Great segment!

[@melvina628]

OK, someone took their comedy vitamins today. Thank you.

[@OddOneOut665]

Maaan, they shoulda gotten Idris to play Luther in this to give HIS thoughts on this situation.

[@ajwelsh3191]

Lee Yang making them rounds in the Republican Party...he’s right it is a wonderful time to be alive.

[@darylcarr8283]

0:55 Colin Jost Presents: The Manafort Crime Turducken!

[@NOM-X]

I never thought SNL could run out of jokes. Damn, just when you thought it was getting better.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

"Looks like he was born divorced"

[@jerrymander4112]

Where does that judge golf?

[@dangerusscurvs4709]

Mar A Lago.

[@lv6852]

mar Lardo’s -wouldn’t surprised

[@tori_adwoa5069]

You know I kinda wish y’all would post the weekend update in order

[@ragelisabeth2875]

He signed bibles? Lololololol

[@PetterBruland]

Best one so far!

[@kathyclarke6327]

2:09 is my favorite!!!

[@AverageJoeTwoPoint0]

That last joke slaps 😂😂😂

[@fondilmabols]

The set up for the Hillary Clinton losing joke was the best part!

[@NewToTheLyte]

Michael Che is so fucking hilarious. His delivery isnt always strong but damn he has some good meat on those jokes

[@laurenw.8178]

It’s okay Colin, I was also hoping Hilary would run again! 😔💔

[@hereticpariah6_66]

2:55 "...come out of retirement to beat *this* Russian hero" *BWAH* HAW HAW HAW HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That was *funny* right there!!

[@todosassd1855]

I'm amazed the Bibles didn't burst into flame at the first stroke of his pen!

[@Hammifornia24]

1:48 to 2:05 is the greatest thing ever.

[@extradelux8088]

2:39 lol they don't even cheer for hillary any more

[@extradelux8088]

@@chimneymcsmokesalot1353 good i dont plan to

[@brockalbert5111]

Hillary's got nothing to lose...except the presidency for a third time. lol

[@sybaritesphynx8057]

Right?! Not her fault people are dumb fucks lol who wont vote for the most qualified person

[@terrimignemi6939]

Straight-up SAVAGE.

[@kl-nayak]

i like the pause after "russian hero " so that it could sink in

[@robertfeight1205]

The Bible bit was what I was thinking, too.

[@cardminatorful]

Extra funny now after his pardon

[@chosenone9102]

This was classic i dont even watch but this was funny ass hell

[@mercator79]

a....n....d..... pardoned.

[@slydEvil35]

Can you please just put the entire weekend update in one video

[@otteotte7698]

Hillary 2020: "Third Time's the Charm."

[@Semper_Iratus]

What a time to be alive.

[@SniperZaku]

Yes you are the only one that's disappointed.

[@patricknez7258]

More people need to be calling this corrupt judge out by name. Public pressure is all we have at this point(not that it'll do much, but still). His name is Judge T. S. Ellis III. In case his name didn't tip you off, spoiler alert, he looks like a rich old white guy.

[@patricknez7258]

@John3:16 Pitbull Lol. You're right! He def would.

[@aaronschen9896]

Bravo Che, bravo

[@naraposthumus8478]

"Born divorced" lmfao this guy should be the next SNL late talk show host. 🤣

[@crystalsherman8896]

Che, it wont be the same for you

[@brenyatta]

Hillary could run, but I don’t think she wants to lose hours of her life, again, in another debate

[@BickinBackBoolin]

Brenyatta I mean nobody here is a trump supporter, but how ppl gonna act like she ain’t corrupt?

[@brenyatta]

Owen Lowry She’s less corrupt than Agent Orange

[@jaguarrose7022]

I love these too

[@ursaltydog]

Kraft and Lolita Express.. sure connected to Trump.. :)

[@JamesonScalia]

$$$ Prostitution needs to be legal $$$

[@lareinaaaa]

I love them 😂😂

[@HenshinHeroesMedia]

If che and jost leave snl, they need to go the seth meyers route and cohost their own late night show

[@MaverickMurray]

Colin Jost you shouldn’t be dissing Manafort’s looks... the whole time Manafort’s mug was beside your face, I was thinking you look like a younger version of him lol... And just gotta say hilarious clip

[@Thedudeabides803]

Che is as funny as a glass of milk

[@eyeseer1]

Che looks like a lazy Samuel Jackson