[TF2] The Ultimate MvM Achievement Guide

As if MvM players needed more reasons to spin the wheel...
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Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:52 - Scout Achievements
4:01 - Soldier Achievements
5:10 - Pyro Achievements
7:48 - Demo Achievements
8:38 - Heavy Achievements
9:48 - Engie Achievements
11:57 - Medic Achievements
13:34 - Sniper Achievements
14:30 - Spy Achievements
15:14 - All-Class Achievements
25:26 - Map-Specific Achievements
28:22 - The Big 3
32:50 - End
Achievement art assets borrowed from this mega-guide:
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Thanks to the creators for being gracious enough to let me yoink them:
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Music List:
Gourmet Race - Smash 64
Rude Buster - Deltarune
Mudholes - Castle Crashers
World 7 Bubbly - Super Monkey Ball 2
Wario's Gold Mine - Mario Kart 8
Robot Boss A (Beta) - Freedom Planet 2
Fortress Boss - Smash Ultimate
Vault - Kid Icarus Uprising

[@WeezyTF2]

Important video in a few days :)

[@Ambasing190]

Dropping golden pan1!1!!11!??

[@davidhong1934]

Ranking all bananas?!1?1!

[@BNLK-hm8zm]

Ok

[@GoldDragon20]

More basil?

[@peterthanos2209]

You’re pregnant?!

[@DEWILL]

I gathered 840K robot kills throughout my 10 years of MVM gameplay. = 2~3 years more to go. Metal Massacre is indeed gonna be my final boss

[@buffete3753]

I miss your videos man , you were doing good stuff , Are you currently on a hiatus for videos or are you planning to Come back ?

[@DEWILL]

@@buffete3753 Nothing concrete, but I'm working on something

[@tarquinioprisco8459]

​@@buffete3753shhhh don't bother the tftubers they are sleeping

[@tripodman322]

Thought you were yotuber "sniss" based off that pfp

[@hughmann981]

17:10 a bigger reason to not do these in oil spill is because they aren’t even fucking on there.

[@WeezyTF2]

the tour's so useless I didn't even bother to check lol rip

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

Oil spill is god’s gift! Weezy you’re just mad! Better than gear grinder!

[@danielsurvivor1372]

​@@SpinosaurusStudios_ Are you like one of the two bozos who actually has world record on oil spill tours done? 💀

[@maxwells8099]

@@danielsurvivor1372what’s the record?5?

[@matthiasbarish1296]

Not right now babe, weezy just dropped a new video on a game I haven’t played in 4 months

[@dvduwu]

try 7 years. I still watch tf2 vids even though I stopped played almost a decade ago

[@karlkoskie2891]

Amateur! Ive never even played tf2!

[@Thomas_Angelo]

​@@karlkoskie2891bruh why are you even here? go play the game

[@chrisfiechtner332]

@@karlkoskie2891me neither

[@viket8316]

0:45 fun fact you can reset your tours deleting the item so this way regardless you get the items legit you can still piss them off

[@capnMAN]

19:22 ... He got that perfectly! Like no joke it was 12 38 when i saw this scene! I don't know what this feeling is!

[@engieprogramma]

mee too

[@PatriPastry]

12:46 am… freaky

[@ralphthejedimaster]

12:55 for me..

[@LIttleGooober]

ong it's as if he actually knew (i'm watching this at 12 too)

[@namechanged1]

for me it was right on 0030

[@birds1062]

Metal Massacre fascinates me in a way. It's not hard like Tune Merasmus's Multi-Dimensional Television where you have to basically look up a guide on the internet to do it, or because it relies on luck like On the Rocks, or because the situation to complete it is incredibly specific like Mutually Air-Sured Destruction. If you play MvM for long enough, you'll complete Metal Massacre eventually, but it's hard in the sense that it takes a grueling amount of time and grinding to complete.

[@starmaker75]

Doesn't help that you are going to play classes that aren't going to kill that many robots like medic and scout

[@bugjams]

Honestly, I hate achievements like this in video games, and I'm glad most modern games have realized these kinds of achievements suck and thus don't include them. They're not fun, they technically require no skill, just ceaseless, tedious grind. This is the anthesis of what "achievement" should mean. An achievement is something you should get for performing a unique task, or showing off a skill that not everyone has. A braindead monkey could get Metal Massacre eventually if you sat him in front of a computer and paid for his tours long enough. Don't even get me started on the kinds of people who _brag_ about these sorts of achievements, either. They're the worst cases of the, "Got mine, screw you" mentality, and are never, _ever_ fun to be around. Imo, if you've gotten every other achievement besides the last 3 in this video, I'd say you're morally justified to go ahead and hack in the last 3 anyways. You've already established you have the skill to get them, but also, our time on this Earth is limited enough already, and you shouldn't be forced to slog through 3 awfully-designed "achievements" if you want to 100% MvM at that point. Anyone who says you don't deserve them can choke on their own pit grease from being the basement-dwelling no-lifer that they are.

[@starmaker75]

​@@bugjamsyeah TF2 achievement system is not well thought out. A lot of it is either super easy(as in just play the class) or just tedious(especially those one where you have to win on a certain map for 135 times)

[@AagThegoblin]

New Vid for the goblin Gang

[@the_annihilator5810]

omg Aag the goblin holy shit

[@dxcvvxd]

goblin what

[@bignose1752]

Dude you ain't the goblin gang you just 2 elixer spear goblins

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Did you steal my buddy Glimbo's gold?

[@AagThegoblin]

@@logannottheonefrommarvel9917 No comment

[@GuyFromCanada]

One of these days we’ll get that wave 666 video. I hope lol

[@da703]

Beat it yesterday, not as hard as it seems and very fun :)

[@mariustan9275]

@@da703 Yeah very fun. Expert is way harder, and I played that mode often just to have fun with upgraded weapons on steroids with my 5000$ budget.

[@mariustan9275]

Still it'd be interesting to see Weezyz' thoughts.

[@wyslanniknewworldorder9525]

@@mariustan9275 I had fun with weapon on steroid²²² x1000

[@Bucket_Of_Spamton]

If you want an experience of extreme Sensory Overload, go Demoknight on that wave, Boots, Targe N' Charge with the Eyelander, it's fun Or go gunslinger, frontier justice engi that's fun too

[@user-rg2mn9jx5y]

19:23 HOW DID YOU KNOW😭😭??!!

[@user-fp1xx1lz2f]

FR 😭😭

[@m4rmot462]

Now i am scared...

[@ethanhayes7038]

I didn't! That was a joke too!

[@andrasl150]

The Big Rigs “You’re Winner” trophy at 0:41 gives me major nostalgia

[@RedXQWasTaken]

Hey Weezy! I was that one scout that had that "Hope you have a good day" sign, I had a lot of fun playing with you!

[@confidentielalexandre5572]

19:22 ahah that funny, cause it's true... HOW DID YOU KNOW ARE YOU THE SADOWY FIGURE PASSING AT MY WINDOW FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS ??!!??

[@Methinks168]

12:30 am? imagine, it's 7am. I am in hell

[@kirmiethedog4838]

What are you talking about?

[@infernal5833]

8:47am bro.. im in hell with you

[@infernal5833]

​@kirmiethedog4838 19:22

[@vulpax5915]

ITS 7 AM FOR ME TOO yo not being able to sleep is kinda not cool

[@FrostyTheNightmare]

Dumb achievement idea (if it doesn’t exist) Go for Green Complete a game of either Boot Camp or Mann Up on Advanced missions or higher, without missing a single credit.

[@UNUSUALstrangeVINTAGEgenuine]

Suprised this is not a thing

[@thedesaj2]

Surprise, it exists! It's called Frags to Riches.

[@masterofbloopers]

I'll do ya one better: Allergic to Green Complete a game of either Boot Camp or Mann Up on Advanced missions or higher, without collecting a single credit.

[@co5micwaffle742]

Frags to Riches requires you to get the credit bonus on every wave. Getting the credit bonus for a wave requires you to collect every credit on that wave.

[@SamuelTrademarked]

@@masterofbloopers 2c players will weep

[@Davtwan]

If the robots do take the route away from Rottenberg’s pit, then there is one trump card you can pull. If you airblast the bomb carrier off the bridge towards the pit and destroy them _without_ said pit, then the robots will have to go to the other way to pick up the bomb. Of course, that’s probably more effort than it’s worth though, so you can save this strat for when you _really_ want to get that achievement out of the way ASAP (so people can stop yelling at you for playing MvM Pyro).

[@janb.3600]

Why would people yell at you for playing Pyro? I can see complaints against the Gas Passer or airblast spam, but Pyro can be played as a perfectly serviceable combat class.

[@DespOIcito]

@@janb.3600 If most of the Pyro players you come across are gas spam/airblast spammers (or just use gas in general if youre someone who dislikes it) then you're not gonna be optimistic when a Pyro joins your lobby, especially if you're playing mann up and they're a low tour. It's likely just an assumption that "they're not experienced enough to play the class and I'd rather they switch off to avoid all the problems". Same thing happens with Spy in my experience, if you're not a high-tour and you're running Spy you'll be asked to switch off

[@speedypichu6833]

I will be honest, I get a feeling I would prefer an achievement map to do metal massacre

[@eggm.4112]

27:39 "Castle Crasher" Crasher crusher Lol awsom

[@VixelFoxx]

As an achievement hunter...MvM is the sole reason why I've put off achievement hunting TF2 for over 4 years now. Great video! I might use it one day...

[@ChipDrewPog]

32:44 Which you can't even do because even if you did all the grueling grind over the next 20 years to get every single achievement, you'd get walled by the 4 youtube ones that are literally broken.

[@gaminginthelincolnyears]

Oh, blessed Lord, we finally have a full mvm achievent guide by the mvm GOAT

[@IsaacDaBoatSloth]

19:24 lmao you got me dude

[@sophistisnake]

Thanks for the help. Been wanting to get into MVM for a while and this was really helpful

[@grantsrants665]

I was once in a Boot-Camp lobby who managed to beat Manhattan without losing a gate, but I think that was just because we had two High-Tours warming up while they waited for their friends to get online.😅

[@DespOIcito]

I've had this happen twice in Boot Camp on Empire Escalation. The first game I was Medic and everyone on my team was just cracked at the game and carried me. All I had to do was spam Kritz/Uber canteens/revives for them and let them deal with it. Wasn't my best game but achievement was nice My second game was more of the same, I was Engineer sentryblocking all the annoying catwalk stuff while a Demoman helped me with the Huntsman+Uber Medics on Wave 2 and the 4 Giant Scouts on Wave 6. We all knew what we were doing so there were no issues. In my experience the main reason people lose Gate A on Manhattan is because nobody is watching the catwalk and they allow some stragglers to get behind them and take the gate. Sometimes it can happen because of just getting overwhelmed by giants (The horde of giant Black Box Soldiers can be brutal if people don't understand that they need to stop getting hit) but it's usually a result of ignoring the catwalk and then having to scramble to deal with the robots from catwalk which makes them lose ground (e.g. ignoring the two giant Scouts on Wave 1 until they escape with the bomb, which means nobody is fighting the robots from the normal spawn and they can just walk through and cap while you're busy stopping the Scout). I can't speak to Metro Malice because I've not played it anywhere near as much but it's definitely possible on Empire Escalation if your team has some idea of what they're doing

[@TLTheLegend]

Kritical Terror doesnt even require you to use a canteen. As long as you kill it with a crit, you get the achievement. So sniper. Same with German Engineering: just pop stock uber and you can get the achievement. TF2 coding at its peak.

[@oh_itzDav]

let's go no Basil references

[@jamster2986]

For the tank buster achievement using a crit boosted max air strike is op

[@DespOIcito]

Perfect timing for this, I've been struggling with Sly Voltage and Tech Wrecker (the kill/sap 10 robot ones) because I've had no idea which missions are good for having a bunch of clustered robots. Thank you :)

[@Mikusch_]

26:00 no! The eyes determine their bot difficulty. Blue eyes means they're an easy/medium difficulty bot, yellow eyes mean they're a hard/expert difficulty bot. Technically, the glowing hat has nothing to do with whether a bot is able to cap the gate, Valve was just nice enough to give all gatebots the hat in their missions.

[@tensheep420]

15:59 Heyyy! I'm the medic in that clip! Didn't know I got the chance to play with you!

[@3IsTheName]

Please more videos I love falling asleep to these for some reason

[@GamersOfTwoMinds]

Great video, love the content keep up the good work 👍🏻

[@olli7900]

19:26 i fucking feel called out but yes i am doing that becose my adhd brain refuses to sleep :D

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Attention deficit gang, we out there staying in a perpetual state of exhaustion.

[@ChipDrewPog]

@@Calvin_Coolage ...wait what did you say I zoned out for a second

[@Lonqudor]

What if there were MVM milestone achievements that gave you rewards just like the Class milestone ones?

[@lootbox1157]

Thankyou for making this video.

[@iizEze]

thank god your uploading again

[@shadowzking101]

That last achievement takes about as long to complete as my playtime in a game I was dedicated to for 6 years.

[@milliman4]

Jokes on you, it's only 12:08 AM when I'm watching this

[@theballoonfamily9539]

19:24 congrats Weezy. You called me out. I'm doing that exact thing Lol

[@terencebatycki1143]

This is very useful thx bud

[@Lugiiiii]

And just as I started grinding for Metal Massacre. EDIT: I've found that Real Steal is a pain to get at times, at least it was when I tried to get it. I'd pick it up just as it started to detonate, and it wouldn't give me the achievement until I tried several more times.

[@sinch4044]

this is my favorite game in the entire world and it makes me SO happy people are still releasing educational content about it

[@shadowldrago]

I like the names for the achievements, very fun.

[@user-rg2mn9jx5y]

Finally!! I know now how to get the MvM achievement’s!!! Thanks♥️

[@parasolparasol8066]

Finally a video I waited that hard

[@Dorich_]

19:25 the coincidence that it was exactly 12:30 am whan i reached this part of your video was deeply hilarious to me. I feel called out xD

[@averylangs]

2:55 AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

[@JeuxAleatoires_B]

1:09 So true, there are so many things that could use way better tutorial then they actually do, so thank you for doing your part on mvm 🙃

[@francescoballario4991]

Yo Just wanted to Say that you make great videos and to continue like this👍

[@VariouslyCommon]

Oh thank, I'll be sure to bless you after I get all of the achievements.

[@SivaExperiment]

One thing to add about reanimator 2 you don’t have to use your Uber on the first res you can res them pop your Uber then res the 2nd so if the situation gets dicey and a guy just got down after you resed someone the achievement can pop.

[@PiorMorte]

19:23 bro it's 12am where I live you got that perfectly

[@Foxtailthorn]

Gonna be honest, I actually was listening to this at 12:30 AM bc I couldn't sleep. Great video!

[@Stuffgaming.]

Love your vids bro

[@Helios_Morningstar]

When that castle crashers music hits 🥵🥵

[@djsac2513]

Hello there

[@dagur500]

General Kenobi

[@itsbunny2552]

I loved the Shy Guy Falls music.

[@fierytepig155]

Uhm aktshualli. Im watching this video at 2:45am

[@alexkaplan6581]

20:50 eyyyy Wario's gold mine! Love that track.

[@drucy.]

14:14 Only with his primaries. Secondaries and Melees still drops the regular green money. Only his kills with primaries (or Explo Headshot) will drop the auto-collected red money.

[@kerzid]

ngl i fell asleep to this video twice and just finishing watching it now

[@moronribbons5774]

I had the weirdest experience getting Vial Sharing. I put in my effort to get it in one game, but never saw it pop up despite having used enough canteens and shared them. Then, about 30 minutes later, while I was playing engineer in a later MvM match, steam FINALLY popped up saying I'd gotten it.

[@Dubious-Duck]

I kid you not I was watching this at 12:30 AM right when you said that what the hell

[@mrexists5400]

23:56 I'll have to double check since it's been a while, but I think I may have gotten this through natural gameplay, was playing with new players and I was the only one to notice the bomb getting to the hatch for a while before the noticed after respawning

[@mefisto3419]

I feel you with the stat reset man...same here😅

[@btf_flotsam478]

28:34 Ah yes, silicone slaughter, where you try to destroy as much sealant as possible.

[@ShikiKiryu]

19:25 jokes on you, Im watching this at half 1am... still cant sleep tho

[@phonicfan31]

Lets go new weezy content

[@pootispastry397]

17:40 I never thought i'd hear the words "coked up amphibian" but here we are

[@Nuclear_Nachoz]

27:39 I like how he calls the "crasher crusher" achievement, "castle crasher" as a joke on the game castle crashers i am imagining lol.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

Balls-e is pretty convenient on wave 666, as the tanks will typically get near the end whether you like it or not.

[@tobbby4359]

I got the one million robot kills achievement last year at around tour 1600 and I've been playing since 2014. It takes a while lol

[@BLS31]

I watched a vid of a guy speedrunning the tf2 achievements. Apparently, it took him 3 straight weeks of running it background with a sentry and dispenser on a server that deployed infinite 1hp scouts to get metal massacre.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

3:24 69', nice

[@sadfaceemojioxlong8593]

19:28 it was me. This could not have lined up better, the second I paused the video I look up and the time hit 12:30

[@ferbd2012]

Even with all the achievements completed I still find this interesting to watch

[@Satherian]

"Watching this at 12:30 am while not being able to sleep" Dude, that was scarily accurate

[@MaybeSnail]

how'd he know i was watching this at 12:30 am.....

[@tristianhocknell2957]

Hu it is useful for tho’s cases to save the round (Darn 11:38 pm)

[@endermage77]

If you're map-savvy, you can make a lot of these a heck of a lot easier by designing your own MVM map and custom mission to go with. Doing this kind of cheeky cheese will make those monotonous T-1000000 and Metal Massacre grinds *infinitely faster* while still being, on some level of technicality, still legit.

[@fifty9559]

19:22 Haha jokes on you, I’m watching this at 12:05am not 12:30 AM

[@slojoesdojo8836]

Wake up babe, a new weezy dropped

[@brandonlewis2861]

I remember when I got the balls-e achivement on Mannworks. The tank made it all the way to the hatch but it was almost dead. My team kept blasting it but then it dropped the bomb into the hatch but before the round could be counted as lost some how we managed to kill the tank! I still have zero idea how we pulled that off to this day but some how we did it.

[@stepver2273]

omg you can share recall canteens? doing that in the middle of a wave is pure evil if especially if there's no engineer. or using it when an engineer is going to pick up the sentry to save it from a sentry buster so it blows up before he gets thare

[@EATSxBABIES]

Can't wait for the controversy response video on how Weezy secretly supports worldwide terrorism and hackers from making a helpful achievement guide.

[@tairhan52]

real

[@samwinter9860]

Anyone else never played a game of mvm but still love watching this man’s content?

[@Purble]

2:40 Cranberries jumpscare

[@da_pwo]

i just now have learned what that wierd curve on the hud is, dont even think its that important

[@Blucario90]

The non existence of other guides is absolutely true. As someone who has all of the TF2 achievements, the only guides you'll find is how to cheese them. Which is what I did and you can fight me on that because I was NOT going to get Metal Massacre legitimately.

[@koca6685]

How tf did you know I would watch this at 12:30 am

[@SkillZgetKillZ]

11:10 even easier: buy all 3 health upgrades buy an Uber Canteen (can't be a medic's, it has to be your own) pop it, and the sentry will tank the buster

[@guimon78]

Been a while, nice vid all the same

[@schkann1384]

its a blessing when my favorite banana man posts

[@sorararah]

excuse you, but I am watching this at 12:10 AM, not 12:30, thank you very much 😂 the perfect time to watch a weezytf2 video

[@SpittingSEA]

I love the 2000's video game achievements. Some of them not only give a challenge but to teach the player some interesting tips and ways that you probably never thought to do before. Literally the game is like: "Hey, you can do this and it could help you win."

[@cheezkid2689]

I got Silicon Slaughter not too long ago, after just under 2k hours of TF2 (spread out over like 11 years, since I took a few very long hiatuses, plus a stat reset a while back for some reason or another), around 80ish tours, and many, MANY more Boot Camp and community missions. I'm under 100k credits off of T-1000000. I will not live to see Metal Massacre.

[@abysswatcher9134]

Damn he was right about the time thing

[@supergamer5121]

Ghost In the machine is even easier, just go engineer, have your sentry killing some bat scouts who carry the bomb at the front and then use the teleport to spawn canteen, you still technically kill the bomb carrier without the bomb needing to be near the front. And I’m pretty sure the advanced mission specific achievements can also be achieved on intermediate missions as well. So you can still get the achievements while playing on a lower difficulty.

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

for the name, i would expect the achiviment "deus ex machina" to be something like: "have your first kill be the robot that's about to explode the base"

[@TinyGiraffes]

Silicone is a rubber. Silicon is mostly an additive, bones, high temp anything, or semiconductors.