Dad Jokes Don't Laugh Challenge - Jana Is Way Too Good!

[@RobG1729]

Fellow arrives in Australia, and is asked if he has a criminal record. He says, "Is that still required?"

[@honzo1078]

Classic

[@thecelticprince4949]

Yeah probably.

[@chuckmaddison2924]

A foreigner arrives in Australia. The government tells the 27 000 000 population to adapt to them. : )

[@markdegroot5599]

@@chuckmaddison2924 Pathetic mate.

[@chuckmaddison2924]

@@markdegroot5599 At the company I work for it's very much the case.

[@abrahamk9]

It was sweet to see how excited Jana got when she made her dad laugh.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes agreed!

[@philmacks29]

Leigh nailed it with delivery of the deja vu joke. He was justifiably really happy with himself too.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Probably too happy haha

[@richardd3367]

Making it the opener was perfect.

[@kylewamboldt284]

The joy Jana has when she makes her dad laugh is priceless

[@sowhat2878]

Does Jana use instagram?

[@peacetoall1858]

Please turn this into a regular thing. Had so much fun.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Legend we will!

[@noirjacques3274]

Most particularly, I loved NICKY’S inability to hold back laughter with Jana’s “An Irishman walks out of a bar”. 😂 06:54

[@pascalpezet]

It's Matt's constant little muffled laughs in the mic that do it for me. I don't know how everyone's not constantly cracking up because of that 😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha you are quite right

[@mbohr4915]

Dad walks up to a hardware clerk and says "I need some 2x4s" the clerk asks " how long do you want them" dad says "for a long time I'm building a house"

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Adithyan7274]

🤣🤣

[@gregjorda3080]

I gotta try that at the lumber yard...oughta be fun...lol

[@misterhu8003]

@@richa.s9912 K😅ookbkij😅kbbko😅bi😅kbkokbokok kkilkobk

[@misterhu8003]

@@gregjorda3080 b😊kokkkb

[@ryanklotz309]

I like how Jana seems so unimpressed by some of these. That's one of the funniest parts of this. Lol

[@z0mgchris]

Jana's skydiving joke is probably one of my all time favourites over the years, Actually hilarious it came up here.

[@KajunNinja]

If you first don't suceed then skydiving isn't for you.😉

[@richa.s9912]

And now it down here ‼️😂

[@andrewg3768]

Don't rely on Skydiving it will let you down every time!

[@anjayl]

In the same spirit : You can eat every mushroom... some just once tho.

[@manoculture1524]

Why don’t blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog. 🪂 🐶 😱

[@denizkendirci]

An irish man walks out of a bar. My new favorite lol

[@yesloow]

The elephant jokes were fantastic, as was the punchline=setup joke Jana told! She is just unbreakable!

[@elthairselanim9177]

So do you know how to put 4 crocodiles in a Mini? Ask the elephant to get out first

[@joedavis8638]

I always think Eloise has the best material; she just makes herself laugh. :)

[@MisterHen]

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a couple of hours. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life. 🤣🤣🤣

[@NotSoFast71]

The best pirate joke ever: A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, did you know that you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate replies "Arrgghh. It drives me nuts!"

[@VeryUsMumblings]

Why do pirates insulate their ships? For the ARRR-value.

[@dadagnew2]

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You may think it's the "R" but it's really the "C".

[@rembrandt972ify]

Did you hear about the pirate that was a Wheel of Fortune contestant? He lost, kept asking for an ARRR.

[@jefformsby5604]

I have a stiff neck. I took a viagra and I didn’t swallow quickly enough.

[@bulmavegetta714]

@@jefformsby5604 😂😂😂

[@thanosp.8140]

Napoleon was buried very close to his mother. Like a bone-apart.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha this is the best

[@falcn12]

I almost spit out my coffee...

[@disposablehero4911]

That's a really clever one.

[@comingviking]

Elephant jokes were my favorite when I was a kid. "How does the elephant hunt for rabbits?" "Hides in the grass and makes carrot noises." "How does the elephant catch sparrows?" "Sits on a ledge pretending to be a bread crumb"

[@jespervalgreen6461]

How do the elephants get down from the trees? They sit on a leaf and wait until fall. How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge? There are footprints in the pie. Why is it dangerous to go for a walk in the forest in the fall? That's when all the elephants come tumbling down.

[@comingviking]

@@jespervalgreen6461 All the classics! And now we know why autumn is sometimes referred to as "the Fall".

[@crazybikerpauliej9367]

@@jespervalgreen6461 How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. 🤣🤣

[@lincolnrabie1127]

Ey nicky has a pure south african sense of humor🤣🤣

[@Melkbos78]

Oom Nicky is ‘n lag

[@brian554xx]

"Did I already do my deja vu joke?" "You just asked me that a second ago."

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha love it!

[@steverobbins4872]

Reverse paranoia is when you can't shake the felling that you're following someone.

[@phnelson033]

The levitation of birds joke deserved far greater reaction. Impeccable delivery was key. That's definitely my kind of humor...kudos to Nicky.

[@jeremy5939]

It's a Steven Wright joke, kind of deadpan/surreal humour.

[@georgecaplin9075]

My vote so far is for “most people are quite shocked when they find out I’m not a qualified electrician”.

[@misbahurrehman4426]

I did not get the joke 😢

[@georgecaplin9075]

@@misbahurrehman4426 the double meaning of “to shock”. Surprise and electrocute. The joke basically makes use of both meanings.

[@misbahurrehman4426]

@@georgecaplin9075 my native language is not English, so i did not get many of the jokes 😔

[@georgecaplin9075]

@@misbahurrehman4426 did my explanation help, though?

[@misbahurrehman4426]

@@georgecaplin9075 yes, it means many people get electric shock

[@R0CKB0UND]

JANA's chuckles > My life

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha they are quite rare 😂

[@alomm9789]

Oh God!!! Jana and her Dad...can go on for hours

[@dizachster3]

This is what we have been waiting for!!! Did not disappoint!!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Amazing thank you legend!

[@renemuller5114]

Jana's "An Irishman walks out of a bar" was great, but Eloise's Grandfather joke was my favorite!!

[@giddygolfer]

Love the elephant and mini joke. I have been telling a version of this for decades. 💚💛⛳

[@honzo1078]

In my day, it was a Volkswagen.

[@soccernflying5709]

@@honzo1078 Same! And involved a refrigerator :)

[@davidmam]

footprints in the butter…

[@dagoelius]

I dont get it.

[@soccernflying5709]

How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen? Four, one in each seat. (...Tell another joke...) How do you know if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter. How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator? You hear them talking. How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator? Door won't close. How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator? Empty Volkswagen on the driveway.

[@J0hnR4nd0m]

With Dad jokes, delivery is key. And these people f*cking nail them :D

[@zimagic]

Jana is stone cold!! Excellent video!

[@ilaphroaig]

I'm in love with Jana. What a funny beauty she is, wow.

[@michaelc.3647]

the rice joke was classic Mitch Hedburg!

[@Mister_Ri_MFBMT]

The 2 jokes abt mini & elephants cracked me up out loud n tears went down my eyes. Golly!

[@itsbeckon2017]

I fell in love with Jana sooo badly. She's amazing

[@tomjoad1363]

The man and the fire make me burst out of laugh. Thanks.

[@emanymton5789]

that one's a classical Terry Pratchett

[@Scallers813]

Did you hear about the chameleon who was too afraid to change color in public? He had a reptile dysfunction

[@darowa44]

I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

[@bulmavegetta714]

you sure it wasnt a sharpie. 😂😂

[@QactisX]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ferrari2k]

13:35 that "oooh" of understanding was sooo cute :D

[@Rick_B52]

The IKEA one got me outta no mans land! 😆😆😆😆😆

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahah I need to go watch that one again

[@Azg4l0R1]

Is it me or does the DAD deliver the dad jokes the best

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha he should 😂

[@HailRider]

omg....the testicle glitter one got me

[@TheHumbleSuper]

The elephants in the mini was the best joke.

[@CHR1SSCAR]

Loved the lazy eye gag

[@AhmedAce3]

Bruce lee and Suddenly one was my favourite! I was in fits!

[@Burninlog]

Some good stuff in there. Especially the Stewart Francis jokes.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

He is a gun!

[@Burninlog]

@@WeGotTheChocolates He definitely is, along with Tim Vine.

[@Burninlog]

Oh, snap...I forgot about Gary Delaney, too. Put some of his in there and you'll just about guarantee victory!

[@ryanflynn4311]

I didnt understand the elephant and mini jokes but then i was introduced to a whole genre of jokes!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes elephant is it’s own genre 😂

[@CorvusCorone68]

i think they mean Mini Cooper, a brand of car known for being on the small side

[@ryanflynn4311]

@@CorvusCorone68 yeah that part i got, i didn’t understand that the punchline was just the absurdity of an elephant in a mini cooper lol

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@CorvusCorone68 That is exactly right!

[@chrisashton1082]

How do you get out of an elephant?... Run around till you get pooped out

[@johnedwards9329]

The Mexican magician joke deserved better, but it was good of Eloise to taco one for the team.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha agreed 😂

[@seanwilkinson7431]

@@WeGotTheChocolates you have dad jokes jalapeño comments section right now.

[@misterkite]

Appreciated the Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright oneliners.

[@sullyfox4993]

@8:14 Matt suddenly turns into Yoda.

[@ricricky4103]

How do you get a elephant into a Safeway shopping cart... Take the S out of safe and The F out of way 😮😂

[@jacodickinson6778]

Laughed my bottom off 🤣🤣. Nicky sounds South African !! I remember the mini jokes. As he told the second part of it and burst out laughing so loud.

[@jackgerberuae]

Lol, yes! Heard him from a mile away 😂

[@sokkiesgolf4742]

Just love this channel, hearing Nicky’s accent, makes me sad how many of us can be found across the oceans! Keep it ip guys and girls, nothing better than a few dad jokes after a work day.

[@atharvaabhyankar]

Out of curiosity, what accent is that?

[@ramandeepbagga9665]

Too good.. Well thought well written jokes.. And at the end, Jana is beautiful.. I think I am her biggest fan..

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Love that feedback thank you legend!

[@elgar104]

Stand in line Bagga.....

[@OM-et4qj]

Some of these jokes were borrowed..

[@dumdumbringgumgum2940]

2 minis parked outside took tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jericosha2842]

I love these so much. You guys are great

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thank you so much legend!

[@RadeticDaniel]

you guys gotta a derivative joke out of Mitch Hedberg's (1968-2005) material, he used to say "I don't like rice because no matter how hungry I am I cannot eat 2000 of something" or depending on the show "Man, I really like rice, it's great when you're hungry want to eat 2000 of something" Mitch was the king of presenting puns and absurd sentences in dead pan style

[@clawsoon]

I'm pretty sure "I can levitate birds" was a Mitch Hedberg joke, too.

[@RadeticDaniel]

@@clawsoon yeap "I can levitate birds with the power of my mind... but only when they're flapping"

[@RadeticDaniel]

And had he lived a little longer we might have gotten a 3rd sentence disclaimer for ostriches 😂

[@clawsoon]

Correction to what I said... the "I can levitate birds... no one cares" joke was Steven Wright.

[@rammohann.t9830]

my laughter will be delivered in 3-4 business days

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Boom thank you!

[@miljoy91]

Loved the rocking chair one! Skin is my favourite 😃

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Skin has been dominant in recent times!

[@JamesSmith-qv6lb]

So much fun!

[@ryanklotz309]

Hi All, thanks for all of these great jokes. I shared some of these, from this video with people on my Facebook friends list over the weekend, they got some laughs. Thanks again! :-)

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thanks for sharing!! That's awesome!

[@frederickang1575]

The elephants in a mini was the best; reminded me of the elephants in a Tree joke

[@TheRockyinvincible]

What's the context of it? Filling the elephants in mini, if you could

[@frederickang1575]

@@TheRockyinvincible kzbin.infoUgkx-lNQTNnu_VmYRr8heFaFvqlV_JteQ5Tk Elephants hiding in trees ...

[@frederickang1575]

@@TheRockyinvincible kzbin.infoUgkxgQ68L7NfF_6VQk6HJCVBdKTVJjqqhZFK E's. in a mini

[@theblackdouglas4772]

What do you call the dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it's not gonna come anyway.

[@jarcadipane2849]

Can't tell you how many times i have watched this same video... so good...

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Absolute legend!

[@Doomted90]

Grandpa dieing peacefully in his sleep is one of my go to dad jokes. Gets you some odd looks sometimes...

[@Hucksty]

Jana is brutal at this! icemaiden!! love the vids!!

[@jeradw7420]

Nah, there were times they didn't count her chuckles. Pretty biased counting. She was got a few more times than the counter showed, usually when the teller laughed harder.

[@aamerfallatah332]

Jana is the GOAT

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

She's top shelf!

[@FFSAname]

Am i the only one who expected Skin to end the alphabet/pirate joke with: "Because they get stuck at the Aarrr (R)"? I feel cheated!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I also thought that 😂

[@SirHackaL0t.]

so glad for the captions.

[@gedalyahreback2133]

I'm here for the joke reactions, unlike the others here apparently

[@thangsingkaroung8458]

What Google replied when I search Jana? "Google itself has been searching"😅😅😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

😂😂😂

[@ciaran3601]

The toaster joke was so stupid, I cackled

[@seanwilkinson7431]

Still can't figure out why the bread on my Galaxy isn't cooked yet. 😛

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha I love that joke

[@klausgerken1905]

Those two elephant joke. I think they are the oldest jokes I remember. I love them.

[@abdulrafeymehmood7165]

Randomly came to your videos while searching for Dad Jokes. You have the best videos. Thank You for making us laugh 😂. Love from Pakistan

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Amazing legend thank you so much for the support!

[@michaelzumpano7318]

Funnest extended family ever! That was awesome!

[@Emily-dj7mb]

Jana has such a soothing voice ngl

[@excusemymouth1832]

Please upload pt3 sooner rather than later. You guys and gals are my fave. Thanks xx

[@spdcrzy]

And now I understand where Jana gets her sense of humor from haha

[@XiagraBalls]

The internet.

[@mohammedbinladen4619]

I wish I could laugh like that, the most you'll get from me is a smile and that's when it's a funny joke. I guess I could fake it.

[@robduckworth8940]

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? You can see its footprints in your cheesecake.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahah now I feel like cheesecake

[@tacobell2009]

5:55 I swore he was gonna say "Not telling everybody." 😂

[@realRohit001]

Jana mastered this game. She's not giving any points

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

No signs of cracks yet

[@nanda2080]

Awesome guys.. you are the first channel that I ever subscribed.. Jana is indeed tough.

[@TheJokereker]

Blind man walks into a bar with a service dog and starts swinging it across the bar. The bartender shouts:”what the hell are you doing with a dog?!” The blind man replies:”just looking around” 😂

[@StudioMargalima]

Hilarious, i frequently watch this. Please continue with these vids!

[@scottjackson1636]

Great stuff, but I don't think it should count against you if you laugh from a comment from the audience or if you laugh second. Only the first to break should get a point.

[@epsi]

The Irishman joke and the granddad's passengers joke are my favorites here.

[@danekappler2422]

Ya know, if someone who's not a father tries to tell dad jokes, that would be a feaux pa.

[@noirjacques3274]

I’m about to go to work with tears in my eyes, thanks alot Chocca’s!!! ….. …. No, no… seriously, thank you!

[@ventrisdaark4608]

Why does Matt get away with laughing all the time yet anyone else makes a noise and they score a point?

[@Th4t_guy_]

You gotta get Jana with the "stupid clever" jokes

[@lenbeedle]

Definitely hearing some Mitch Hedberg and Stewart Francis one-liners in there LOL

[@goodtim3s394]

LoL that joke on Lee was great xD

[@nationofcool83]

The Batman skipping church joke is probably the most clever one of the entire series.

[@ronmathew3674]

One who gets most points is purest at heart.

[@aslanpatience8278]

Legitimately watching this for the third time in as many days 😂 👍😎💯

[@sondrejacobsen]

Hahaha, more MORE!! Keep these episodes coming!

[@himanshunegi8240]

What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.

[@Philomaan]

There are sometimes the same jokes in different episodes, but I still have to laugh because of the delivery and you all laughing

[@greenwavemonster]

„I didn’t get that“😂😂😂😂

[@reddog543211]

Excellent video guys

[@shawnway9324]

The Tao of Pratchett! I love it!