Try Not To Laugh - Gold Coast Suns

[@galagachuck96]

I began to read a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen-I can feel it.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha that's class!

[@dmgo]

😂

[@lukedavis6105]

Another winner - Started watching less than 4 days ago and I'm hooked on the Don't Laugh challenges and the Podcast

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That's the best news to hear legend!

[@jb7753]

The grape joke was a good one!

[@ilikepranks]

Mitch and Leigh actually look like Mario and Luigi and have the same initials

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha it sucks that I’m Luigi

[@ilikepranks]

Haha. Luigi is taller and gets more girls though.

[@zorbratron]

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

[@rideshareog]

...and always down for whatever

[@TheNighthawke502]

They are always up to something since they are always going down on you too! 😉

[@lorshinpadaychy2791]

Twins were chatting to their parents, they asked their parents, "who came first?" their father repeatedly, "I did"

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂

[@MrAelarag1]

Two blondes walk into a Bar.... You'd think one of them would have seen it

[@arm7987]

Toilet paper joke bought back this one to me... What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

[@timeodaneosetdona]

Follow up to the gruesome one: “Teacher: use ‘contagious’ in a sentence. Suzy: My Dad was watching the neighbour paint his house and he said it would take that contagious”

[@TheNighthawke502]

It's understandable. If I was him, I would also say it contagious for him to finish as well! 😊

[@AbuAyyoob]

You guys need to make clips of Michael laughing, Mitch rapping and everyone trying to make Jana laugh.😂

[@MauroNigro]

at the five out of four joke the players faces were so beautiful. you should make a poster with it.that joke was brilliant

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahah deal!

[@greiglogan1573]

Big balls from Mickus to wear a tshirt with his own face on it! 😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

He loves it hey 😂

[@robertsinclair7493]

My girlfriend was looking in the mirror and said I look fat and ugly, can you pay me a compliment. So I told her she’s got bloody good eye sight.

[@michaelboyer5505]

Told this one to my family at Thanksgiving and there were roars of laughter for 5 minutes

[@s-bergs8623]

The wife asked me if i had seen the the dog bowl?....I said i didn't know he could.

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂😅

[@galagachuck96]

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens? …Cause all day long it’s “BACH, BACH, BACH, BACH!”.

[@tommygungooner3965]

What did the mint say to his kids when they wanted ice cream? After dinner, mints...

[@krollo1803]

5 out of 4 people admit they're bad at fraction and the score turns 5/4

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Heck that was unintentional haha

[@thelazarous]

I'm an avid vinyl collector, but I don't collect just any vinyls, I only collect weird and obscure records. So I was at the thrift store the other day and came across a record that simply said "The sound of wasps". I was rather intrigued so I bought it, brought it home, slapped it on my old Zenith and was met with a buzzing sound. But it didn't seem right, so I went to take a closer look at the record and sure enough, it was on the bee side.

[@TheLT704]

That's better than their jokes. Wish I had known about it earlier as I could have made a bee line for it, cause there's no sting in their jokes.. Perhaps they should hive-ernate in Antarctica !!

[@robvoncken2565]

After the second world war we Dutchies started exporting clogs to Germany. Next time we hear them comming

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂 yes

[@vitalinasinolizyn9231]

Hey guys. I don’t know how I found this channel but I really like it. Sometimes it’s hard for me to understand everything, but I love your accent. ❤ Greetings from Germany ✌🏼

[@theldshow8311]

What grape says after he was gets stepped on. Nothing just gave some wine

[@Wtrxprs007able]

The fact the score was 5 4 after the fractions joke was brilliant too 🤣

[@lethalicious1533]

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?.......So, you're the one!

[@Gordon_L]

7:00 the joke was originally " What do you wear under your kilt mr. scotsman ? " said the lass . Reach under and you"ll find out , he said . " Oh It's gruesome " said the lass . " It's grewsome more ! " said the Scot.

[@AnthonyDiPalma]

I have a good one. I recently bought a book about helium, I can’t put it down.

[@MrCallidus]

rofl

[@_PJW_]

I have one about explosives, ....... it's a blast!

[@judestefhone7385]

Girl next to red girl!! ♥️

[@mediamanjamessmith251]

3:00 LEIGH: “Why was it Mike Tyson? Has he got a lisp as well?” Yes, because Chris Hemsworth is known for his lisp 😂😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha that was one of my dumber moments avtually

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Followed by this one … actually*

[@mediamanjamessmith251]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Damn, you’re on a roll 😂. On a serious note, great content, subscribed

[@TheLT704]

That was tear abill...

[@TheNighthawke502]

Who was charging who here? LOL.

[@Lily-ox9ci]

At 6:02 I really thought the fat psychic was going to be a ‘large’ 😂

[@cranehook4715]

What do you call 2 guys in the window? Kurt and Rod (Curtain Rod)

[@BPVapes]

What do you call a group of wolves that like orange juice? Awoo tang clan

[@scottrippey1]

god i love when you guys do these. The laughter is contagious lol

[@charlecharlson2175]

I put a bet on 3 horses the other day. None of them won though. They were called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good times. I blame it on the bookie

[@BalefulBunyip]

What is green, has six legs and if it drops on you out of a tree will probably kill you - A Billiard Table

[@mo-zy]

Green grape purple grape one omg took me a few clicks before it clicked 🤣🤣

[@V8fanETHANKELLY]

The Gold Coast are called the Gold choke sons😂

[@Smokeywolf64]

Nice one on the Brian Bennett

[@razorraven3151]

The girl in red who didnt get the joke is so beautiful 😍

[@ericandersen612]

When I take my dog for a walk do you think he gets excited? No he’s board…..

[@seahr2]

Salutations from Peru! I've been staying up way too late watching these

[@roryevans8109]

What did the Bull say to his son when he went to school? Bison.

[@rebel4466]

How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg - Mike Tyson

[@nirfz]

🤣

[@lachlansmith7398]

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80?" "Ay, matey" Gee, poor form Witta!

[@mladenvulevic7030]

Girls were sooo super cute…pls put them in more

[@Ulbre]

Not a lot of people know but Superman met a kangaroo on a dating site and flew over to meet her, he hired a nice car and went and picked her up, they had a great night and ended up sleeping together. The next year Superman got a phone-call from her. "We have a boy" "Wow" said Superman "Did you call him Joey?". "Nah, I named him after that car you picked me up in........... SuperRoo".

[@_PJW_]

I'm surprised she wasn't hopping mad when she found out Superman had knocked her up!

[@Normal1855]

It took me a second to get the Mario joke. 🤣

[@stefance1]

Dad jokes are the best! I don't watch the full episodes, never did, never will... DAD JOKES, WE WANT MOARRR

[@Ulbre]

You should do this same format in a nursing home

[@Amar-K18]

Father to his kid: " we got the chocolates" Kid: " where are they? " Father: " In the shop"

[@Montehchow]

It’s ayeee matey! (I’m eighty)

[@nivlac945]

Aye Matey!

[@noirjacques3274]

What car does an electrician drive? A VOLTSwagon… 🙊🙊🙊

[@ronnieherd9247]

Funny stuff, love this channel :)

[@andyjay9346]

Geez the Mike Tyson joke is on every Dad Joke channel and every Dad joke episode. Needs to be knocked out 4 ever. 🥱

[@XiagraBalls]

That's because this channel should be called 'We got the jokes off the internet'. I bet none of them have ever done any stand-up where they perform their own material.

[@theldshow8311]

What football players dose really well kicking balls 🎉

[@James-mz7rw]

Dude on the right skipped math class.

[@cookieenthusiast6213]

I heard the joke as 5 out of 4 people have dyslexia.

[@ninja_tony]

Lol I like that better, because 5/4 is still a totally valid fraction so your version is a lot funnier.

[@craigpatchett3508]

5 out of 4 people are bad at statistics.

[@danlayne9436]

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

[@adamtaylor1831]

Mitch looks like Chris Lorenzos twin 😂

[@delainamorgan1645]

Four ton teller😂.

[@rascallhunter]

Four chin teller…

[@justpassingthrough3657]

What’s the difference between an Oral and Rectal thermometer? The taste

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

Heard the plank and the dog one for the second time - still don't get the context. And also didn't get the vet suit one - with the german veretinar.

[@PhilipLandsberg]

Walk the plank. Walk the dog Wet suit. Say vit a German accent

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

@@PhilipLandsberg Thank you, now I see. I guess I was making it too complicated in my mind. Thanks for clarifying it 👍👍👌👌👍👍

[@Andrew-zx9wx]

Why do those mics have a ridiculous amount of girth? 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Glad you said mics

[@_PJW_]

It's a boys thing. You wouldn't understand. 😜

[@_PJW_]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Are you assuming a speech impediment?!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@_PJW_ hahah poor assumption I apologise

[@_PJW_]

@@WeGotTheChocolates 🤣🤣🤣

[@Andy_M986]

I met a Mexican midget today, I call him Paragraph, he's too short to be an Ese(Essay).

[@SpicySiopao]

It's a me! Mario!

[@interestedbystander196]

When he called her "Dozy Darcy"....

[@mikaelcykelstall2373]

I laughed to the grosome joke, only to that joke...

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Well worth it i reckon

[@DevilboyScooby]

Neil is an old person name...so changes to Colin!? 😂

[@tommygungooner3965]

Why did the 'Quantus' ice cream flavour not take off? It was way too plane...

[@adityakhalatkar4200]

I recently realized Octop-'us' is singular and octop-'i' is plural 🤯

[@savabDAE]

Except it is not (because octopus is not a latin word, but a greek one). Octopuses is the plural!

[@wierdalien1]

@@savabDAE actually both are legal in English

[@savabDAE]

@@wierdalien1 what I found is that, depending on the dictionary (as is often the case in English) "octopi" is sometimes accepted, sometimes rejected. "Octopuses" on the other hand is always correct.

[@MindfulDisc]

Was I the only one to notice that in the intro coast is spelt coas 0:47

[@jackmagee6688]

Did you hear about the drugy mountain climber…… he got high.

[@PhilipLandsberg]

I'm just curious if you guys deliberately use those oversized windscreens on the microphones just so they don't look like penises and you can get through the jokes easier

[@Oscarcat2212]

Go home we have already reached our quota Victorians and Kiwis. 😉 A joke for you. How do you clean toilet paper? Hang it on the line and belt the shit out of it.

[@cantsleepnomo]

Girl in red ♥️

[@at57]

Here's my current fav joke : What did Julius Caesar say after watching porn? Veni vidi veni

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

"came, saw, came" - good one. Clarifying it to people who didn't bother to learnd latin.

[@Liltimmy-rv8rk]

Do this one why don’t kfc use toilet paper. Because it’s finger linking good

[@hitesh7373]

Explain the opening joke pls..

[@scottlang7271]

There are two words spelt almost identically - stationery means pens, paper, erasers, etc, like you'd find in an office. Stationary means something that stays in the same position. So the joke is a play on these two words - and that's why it's funny that one of the girls didn't get it :)

[@theldshow8311]

What’s the favorite candy among girls LOLLIPOP 😂😂

[@johnd5931]

I think the closed captions need an Australian accent.

[@guynemer53]

I had to pause the video after the Viagra joke.

[@tommygungooner3965]

What did the mustache say to the man in custody? I mustache you a few questions!!!

[@styxx0500]

Wait... That's not Gomer Pyle in the thumbnail!? Well that's disappointing... 😭

[@johnkey1682]

🤣

[@thomasthomas8091]

Who is the female with the deep voice? Charlie or Daisy? Sorry, just found these dad joke things.

[@jessicasandra4654]

#TeamMichael

[@divarachelenvy]

bahahahahah

[@cranehook4715]

Did you know that Austrailians don't have sex? *Aussie accent* Austrailians mate

[@k-town873]

You can afford four RØDE microphones but still have no subtitles for us non-Aussies?

[@jdjphotographynl]

It's doable, but you definitely have to listen very carefully, and sometimes play back some.

[@tommygungooner3965]

How did the fishing weatherman win the angling event using four rods? Because he was so good at forecasting!

[@codreanudan7632]

Really butchered that “Aye, matey” joke, lmao

[@katiemartin3811]

What’s Gods first name? Howard. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.

[@Lonyw]

What do you hear when a biologist goes into a strip club? Hormones

[@ChromeSpider1]

By far the whitest channel on yt

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Classic

[@channelglenn]

I thought it’s the bluest

[@DavidDuffin]

…first

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Bang!

[@MikelZappy]

Half the time I can’t laugh 😂 cause their jokes are not funny!!.

[@jangeertbruggink5044]

Damn i wish i found this funny, but it’s not. You can sit down and literally make up 10 of these jokes in an hour.

[@channelglenn]

If you played at half -speed, you’ll be fine

[@jangeertbruggink5044]

@@channelglenn yes that’s the right level of funny. How long did it take you to make that up?

[@leemcarthur4334]

Wow! Someone needs to turn their frown upside down!!😂

[@MrYougotcaught]

The old joke goes, what did the gay-viking say when he left the gym? I'M THOR!!

[@markrinella49]

Did you hear the rumor about the cream cheese...? ...i'm not gonna spread it...

[@trojansky2348]

Their accents are more funny than anything else