Dad Jokes...and some rogue ones!

In the first part of this battle we sort of got schooled by the Gold Coast Suns AFLW players... in this part we feel as if we started to redeem ourselves. However, we think it is important that you decide!
Ps if you are watching this for the second time it's because I uploaded it in dusty quality before!
So let us know what you think 🙌
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[@enjibby]

His long game is awesome, he must've had the lettuce there the whole time and no one noticed!

[@ryanball2754]

So I applied for this job yesterday and the Manager said to me "So on your resume it says you are fast at math?" I said "Yeah". So he said "What is 9×17" and I immediately said 56. He thought for a second and said "That's wrong". Then I said "But it was fast".

[@dr.larajerade]

😮😮 I 😮the. Tr f😮 ya CD yyyyyy😅 y😅😅😊😊😅😊uuuyii

[@nimz8521]

I was walking down a street and saw a lot of people selling everything from t-shirts to kebabs and thought "how bazaar".

[@Andy_M986]

I dreamt I was invisible,and married an invisible woman, not sure what we saw in each other, our kids aren't much to look at either.

[@a.leblanc6561]

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. The better question is, how did they get in the lightbulb?

[@tenderlovellcare]

This lettuce is a winner!! 😂😂

[@markhindhaugh6304]

Lettuce pray

[@phnelson033]

You could tell where bookMark was headed...but was NOT prepared for Eloise to say her name's 'Brian' 🤣

[@EvilTwin559]

My friend wants me to join his 24 hour gym. I don't think I can workout that long.

[@erictaylor5462]

5:00 My landlord told me I had outstanding balance. I told her I've been an amputee since I was 3, so I've had a lot of practice standing on one foot. She laughed and said I owed her $50. Only then did I realize she wasn't talking about my outstanding ability to remain upright. This isn't a joke, this literally happened. But I didn't tell her I wasn't joking.

[@markryall6790]

You guys are amazing, I grew up with a father and grandfather that loved plays on words, this makes me relive my past with an amazing smile. One example I would leave the house with my friends, Dad would say Buffalo. For quite a while my friends just looked weird when he said it. Finally one friend ask why does your Dad say Buffalo when you leave. I replied Buffalo, Bison (By Son) same thing.

[@marcelloh86]

Why are these video's so damn short!!! They are hilarious!!! I want mooooore

[@ashleighrobinson4602]

What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees

[@Randanalama]

How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced, A buck an ear

[@axe125125]

That one with Oh sheet! got me rolling 🤣

[@rostfleck79]

If you water your plants too much, they'll start swearing uncontrollably. It's called too wet syndrome.

[@elsenored562]

If you're having trouble with the Australian accents, _part_ means "pirate".

[@djpowers1974]

Need more of these.

[@theduckfromthejoke152]

That's 630 joke is so underrated that's the most the hands can be done

[@bigbearsadventure7766]

You should introduce a segment called the Rogue Report on the poddy maybe? Anyway, why is it that cats from Germany immediately die? Because they have NEIN lives

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

HahHa I love this 😂

[@TonGolem]

The last one was hilarious!

[@christhis9597]

4:13 *so he hugged our son And its a banger

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

So fair haha

[@_awizzo_]

If the chicken came first, can we say he chickened out?😂😂

[@samuelbhend2521]

What were the Sportsteacher's last Words? "All Spears back to me!"

[@erictaylor5462]

3:25 Why is 12:59 the most romantic time. Lovers enjoy that 1 to 1 time.

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Cmon that last joke missed the perfect opportunity to yell Johnnnn Beaanaaa

[@gazpearce3700]

Awesome 👍👍👍

[@Person_1148]

A wise man once told me he doesn’t need a dad joke because his dad is a joke

[@magmarex9523]

Good old aussies

[@sidkemp4672]

Sadly, I slept like a log, and I woke up in the toilet!

[@dcvj5335]

Bob has NO ARMS... knOCK-kNOCK{who's There?} ... NOT BOB!!!

[@bluieliam]

If you like the gladheeather joke then you're going to like: What do you call a smiling Roman woman?... Ms Biggus Dickus

[@Manaviecreations]

Thanks! My fav channel 😁💛💛🙌💛💛😃

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Amazing to hear! Thank you so much

[@phnelson033]

4:04 Could we get a ruling on that sound? Have we identified the source? 👩‍🔬

[@Hartz4Empfanger]

Daisy & Charlie are the best

[@justadarnminute474]

I love wheezy's cringe response...

[@josephlong7420]

I tried to get into a habit, the only way I could do was dressed as a priest.

[@divarachelenvy]

bahahahahahaha

[@abrahamk9]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@sourabhmayekar3354]

Wow

[@Flowjo95]

The girls really delivered on this one!

[@spikebrannigan]

Does anyone know the punchline to the last joke, "What's green and invisible?". Even with captioning AND listening to this with headphones on, I still couldn't make it out.

[@indigowulf]

this lettuce

[@cammcnab4481]

There has been a scientific study done to determine if the ridge on the head of a penis is for the woman’s pleasure or the man’s. I thought it was so my hand wouldn’t slide off the end.

[@RayWhiting]

hmmm... a repeat upload from earlier today? Oh well, still funny.

[@rusheffecktive]

Last one was only up to 480p, whilst this one is as high as 2160p.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

What he said

[@Bob122989]

4.5 times funnier.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@Bob122989 😂😂😂

[@phnelson033]

@@Bob122989 yep, you can see the results.

[@Andy_M986]

Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.

[@adambriggs22]

Did you hear about the kid that swallow a $2 coin?...... No change

[@schismschmism5416]

Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name? Because otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is fair 😂

[@bradleywilliams7913]

Nice to see the team from the bowling alley showed

[@joelfluth2999]

I can not understand what is said @0:36 - 0:39 and is the answer ID? help me please

[@phnelson033]

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80?" And then the delivery fell apart quite a bit lol

[@Hartz4Empfanger]

Eighty matey

[@davidarcus5131]

I thought he stuffed it. Shouldn't it be "Aye, matey!" (to sound like "I'm 80")?

[@interestedbystander196]

I don't get the condom slogan one. Is it an Australian brand or sth?

[@Slanghappy]

Don't kid yourself (dont give yourself a kid, wear a condom)

[@interestedbystander196]

@@Slanghappy Ah, thanks. It's obvious now you say it... 😔

[@luvr381]

I'm glad none of them are gynecologists, their delivery is terrible...DOA.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Dude midwives deliver babies

[@WS_00]

Speaking of dead on arrival, do you know a good @ender?

[@claytonreid3802]

I would laugh at all of left GCS girls jokes and botch my own just to hear her reject me

[@steiner554]

Matt doesn't seem to get any of the jokes.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Spot on 😂😂😂

[@radek_jurzysta]

Argh, can’t understand what he's saying in the third part about the deer, before the pun!

[@WS_00]

What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs, who is having a root (sex)?

[@markk3254]

Well it'd be not having a root. I always heard it as what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis? Still no F-ing eye deer