Can We Make These Players Laugh?

[@michaelbraun4304]

As a German this is literally the best way to learn English language.

[@2005Colly]

It isn't really English though

[@rockdahaus]

Also ich fand englische Serien/Filme die ich schon kannte, nochmal in OV sehen recht hilfreich. 🤷‍♂️

[@donsimon3919]

Can relate

[@WastedTalent83]

99% of the people i've met around the world, doesn't have such a strong accent and you can actually understand them..

[@ianmackinlay8925]

And this quality passes as humour in Germany too… win/win

[@OveToranger]

5:02 Missed a golden opportunity to say "Don't worry, I BET I can WIN her back" 🤗

[@raddinox2707]

Michael trying to read jokes has to be the best thing on KZbin, makes the joke even better when he fails to keep a straight face :D

[@jasonwoods5326]

Dad jokes, truly an art form of spoken English. I always look forward to your dad joke competitions. Nearly all make sense to this American.

[@EvilTwin559]

To be a dad joke it has to be apparent.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is simply wonderful to read thanks mate!

[@alexanderulbricht8676]

Same here - greetings from Germany 😉

[@randomrouting]

You cold ? Go stand in the corner, its 90 degrees!

[@dailygratitude9466]

Y’all are so good. Amazing you can make corny jokes so damn funny and put smiles on our faces. Truly thank you! The power of laughter is the best medicine.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thank you so much! Couldn’t agree more 😁

[@wardwilson3216]

Thanks loads for these, they make my day. Keep em coming

[@solarjudgement4575]

I immediately got the one about the guitars 😆 that was a great joke!

[@emanymton5789]

What has 4 legs, one arm and is damn proud of it? A Pitbull on a playground

[@StudioMargalima]

I love the dad jokes episodes so much! Really entertaining and relaxing. Actually, i return many times to all episodes

[@tcmatias]

The dog joke was GOLD!

[@perfectcutvideos110]

I didn't get it😢

[@tores1892]

It was actually 💩 and ancient 🙄

[@nicbajito]

@@perfectcutvideos110 "It was a Shih Tzu/ Shit zoo"

[@RGOWAL]

Gotta say, one of the best ones so far. Please keep on with the pirate jokes

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You are the best!

[@jamesestelle7260]

A pirate with hearing problems was asked where his Buccaneer was..... He said under my bucking hat. Arrrrg matey.

[@joellahrman4557]

Why do pirates bury their treasure under 18 inches of sand? Because booty is only shin deep.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

How much does a pirate pay for earrings? A buck an ear

[@judahwessel4155]

I literally just binged all your dad jokes videos and now I see you uploaded 2 minutes ago. It's my lucky day!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahah gosh that is good to hear!

[@warren52nz]

Very PUNishing... OK, here's one I wrote: I wrote a song about intimacy with a crowbar. It's called *_"50 Ways to Love Your Lever."_*

[@Naangeorge]

I am not getting enough of Michael…..want more😂

[@SharriffRahman6b6b]

That's because he's the most humble one there, not that the others are arrogant

[@Naangeorge]

@@SharriffRahman6b6b totally agree with you

[@garethhewlett3736]

There's a man waiting at a bus stop he has 3 heads no arms and 1 leg, the bus pulls up and the driver says "hello hello hello, you look armless, hop in "

[@greenb5716]

😂😂😂 Two blondes walk into a building, you think one of them would have seen it.

[@karsten3931]

These videos always make my day better, guaranteed laughing for 9 minutes

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

So pleased to hear hey!

[@cameronbuck5089]

8:12 People when they try Dr. Pepper's bottle

[@DevilboyScooby]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the oven until its Bill Withers

[@ninja_tony]

Holy crap lol

[@brianm8972]

Damn actually the eight pirates thing is my favorite joke I need to write the joke in my journal.

[@Randanalama]

When the police were told there’s a hole in the nudist colony fence they said they would look into it.

[@EvilTwin559]

That's a good way to lose an eye.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha yes that's great gear

[@divarachelenvy]

bloody loved it... keep em coming lol

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thanks legend!

[@Cptyash]

I still don't understand how their points system work

[@southpete84]

Mickus trying so hard not to laugh is comedy gold

[@mr.bouncealot9047]

For Leigh, Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Sold his soul to Santa...

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahah absolutely perfect 😂

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

3:50 - I like that one a lot - sooooo savage 👌👌👍👍😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@ChrisGeorgePaul]

Jarrod and Wil are the Pirate Bros.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

They love them 😂

[@Weltrat]

the last one was awesome :D ty

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

I used to be a fan, but after this video I'm a whole air conditioner.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha gosh I love to hear that

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Whhhhrrrrrrrrrrr

[@debajyotisg]

Michus loosing it everytime gives me life.

[@jesterman0488]

These are so wholesome keep it up!!!

[@armagch68]

Daisy and Michael just so cute when they are losing it

[@Kevin-7877]

Was doing well until the Dr.pepper joke. That finished me! Love the content keep them coming!

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Well yea, that one finished Dr. Pepper as well.

[@raginis2610]

Oh my god that's incredible 😭

[@brandotex]

Loved the dog joke. Come on Michael get it together

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha he is terrible 😂

[@brandotex]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean seriously, laughs before every joke!

[@jenniferxkeyes6679]

Great fun and the laughs were a bonus 😁 thanks

[@continentalrcinglg]

Eloise's grin at 8:01 is so friggin' adorable.

[@kurotoruk]

THIS. IS WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW. BEST.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Wonderful to hear legend!

[@lavatr8322]

I love Players and Sportsmen-women, They're always Fresh and Sporty ie. they're always cheerful. and then there are IT guys / indoor job workers they're dull and unenergetic moral is go outside and do some physical activity

[@behemitch8287]

Great one again. Last one was really funny, caught me off guard!

[@warren52nz]

The punch line @ 6:50 is supposed to be *_"He was a LITTLE moron."_* And @7:25 it should be *_"R of course but they still have a love for the C."_*

[@Michaelthekiwi]

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting cow The inter- MOOOOOO! Knock knock Who's there? The Interrupting Sloth The Interrupting Sloth who? ... ... ... ... HAAAAAAA!

[@CeKyPuTo]

What do women and planes have in common? They both have a cockpit

[@luk1_285]

How did Tutankhamun attract the ladies? With his Pharaohmones!!!

[@hydrosonic]

that was awesome. Gold

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Unreal thank you!

[@jeramy576]

Mickers hold it together my son hahahhaha

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

He just can’t do it 😂

[@onur6020]

I'm still lauging at the shih tzu joke, tears coming down.

[@cegda5886]

I have a fear of elevators. I'm taking steps to get over it.

[@yorickdebauche5830]

The guitar joke really struck with me.

[@richardweighill8556]

How do you sell a pig to a deaf farmer? Lean in a little and yell “YOU WANNA BUY A PIG????”

[@whetstonemistery]

Went to a friend's farm and found him dancing naked in front of his farm machinery. He told me his wife and him weren't getting on so they went to a therapist and he told him to do something sexy to attract her.

[@lewwilkinson1550]

Q: What's the difference between a joke and a fart? A: A joke is a shift of wit!

[@XiagraBalls]

If all Australian deliveries are gonna be this bad this summer, England will win the Ashes.

[@Sticky_Tea]

Guitar joke 👍🏻

[@xafar67]

Shih Tzu, one of the funniest things I have heard

[@jasonswift7098]

that joke at 1:14 was stupid. Who is the girl in the white and pink top is that Lethal's G/F Rochelle?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes that is!

[@jasonswift7098]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Cool.

[@Josh-li8nv]

lol i hope she changed her Cell password 2456 isnt very secure, also you just posted it to youtube . @1:33

[@erictaylor5462]

7:35 Years ago some local DJs got into huge trouble when this woman called and told a very dirty joke the DJs did not get in time. Why doesn't Barbie ger pregnant? Ken comers on a different box. The DJs didn't get the joke before the delay and did not sensor it. They got a huge fine and the delay was extended from 15 seconds to 2 minutes.

[@jdhollis5524]

Charlie is the most awesome person I've ever seen!!

[@garrykennedy5484]

One of the few things that the more they lose, the more you laugh and it's OK!

[@EvilTwin559]

Does an old dad joke become a grandpa joke?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes haha

[@balazsbozsik416]

What felt the greatest pain during this recording? The mic wires against the table

[@vivekyadav]

for me it was the 8 Pirates one 🤣

[@markryall6790]

My father when I was 10 or 12 (OMG 55 Years Ago) when I left with my friends would say Buffalo, finally after several times my friends asked what is wrong with your Dad, I said Buffalo - Bison (By Son) same thing, I am so proud of my Dad sense of humour, you guys are awesome.

[@mmj7700]

I had to give up sunbathing... Took too long for the soap to rinse off.

[@nimz8521]

Don't you hate it when a song by the Cranberries get's stuck in your head, in your HEEEEAAAAADDD

[@matttonkin7649]

What’s better then a Paralympic gold medal…walking

[@drewtaylorjr7145]

What's the hardest part about eating vegetable? Getting her out the wheelchair.

[@robertbrockwitz3888]

Your Honor, I don't understand what the problem is. She was 10 and we were 10.

[@AdnanSalim7]

What was the one with the eight parts

[@prakwillem]

Cause they arrr! 😅

[@michaelbates7344]

Charlie has the fucking cutest smile ❤

[@emkosarchie]

finally guys!!!

[@jmorrin32]

I lost my wife in a card game, it wasn't easy, I had to fold with a straight flush

[@danwybrow7226]

The Dr Pepper joke 😂😳😂

[@aaronaudioguy]

OOh, Dr. Pepper. I couldn't make out the "DR" part. Still funny.

[@07PaulyShore07]

What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

[@bryank4020]

These are the 3 signs of laziness 1. .....

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

HHahaha perfect 😂

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Where do donkeys get their furniture? IK-IIIAAAAHHHH

[@Shaniq307]

Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? Prism.... It's a pretty light sentence.

[@johnrowland3105]

Seriously ? 🤔 8 Pirates ? 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha I know I know

[@taitelliott]

unreal stuff

[@nuclearnadal7993]

When you do weed before cracking a joke

[@AnotherKentPaul]

7:26 - Can someone please write this down?

[@perlundgren7797]

-Why are pirates called pirates? -Why? -Because they are/arrr.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha yes

[@garthmccarthy4911]

was fun but you guys need so fresh material

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

What would you suggest?

[@garthmccarthy4911]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I was thinking maybe get everyone to wright a few of their own dad jokes,to make it a bit easier you can get inspiration from existing joke but you must make it your own, I love the format of the video, so obviously you would have to try to make your opponent laugh. or through all the jokes into a hat and pull them at random. Just a thought.

[@akwa2273]

The gambling one could've been phrased more ambiguously. I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction, don't worry I'll eventually win her back.

[@siirarubu5722]

I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction, I bet I'll win her back.

[@gihan9319]

"I love melons so much..." Everyone; 👀 👀 👀

[@Evorkahn]

my dog used to chase people on bike alot, i got so bad i had to take his bake away

[@verslalchimie5824]

I have to write the good ones down, because if I don't, I'll only remember the really bad ones

[@erictaylor5462]

6:35 American jokes don't work as well abroad.

[@schoona90]

Can you come up with 100pc original content?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

100 pieces could be tough. I have done a few 100 pc puzzles before though!

[@schoona90]

@@WeGotTheChocolates 😂😂 Beats reading others jokes off a phone if you come up with original material

[@Strongs_G3528]

7:47 please explain…

[@hybridikalajupiterista4295]

The real reason for dad jokes? Middle-aged mens are moving to the gray area

[@kens32052]

What do you call James Bond when he's taking a bath?..............Bubble 0 7.

[@bracket0398]

Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off who was left?

[@Andy_M986]

Why did the Chicken,click on the power point? To get to the other slide.

[@drewtaylorjr7145]

Also another dad joke. How do You get a one arm pole lock out of a tree. You wave at them

[@ItsMeSnakes]

Not sure rowelly got a single joke

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Very convinced you are right 😂

[@rikvik29]

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you know how to drive this?

[@oConshien]

kills me

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I think that’s good right?

[@oConshien]

@@WeGotTheChocolates can confirm. I wasn't specifically referring to an allergy to chocolates 🍫 rather, dying of laughter

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@oConshien hahaha that’s far better news 😂

[@HanMoP]

What do we eat in opia? We eat nam.

[@drewtaylorjr7145]

Another good one. I went dancing with my girlfriend the other day. She has a prosthetic leg. I spun her and she got taller.