Weird Science Videos of Instagram

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

hey guys make sure you subscribe and turn on notifications if you love science

[@kirasundberg9643]

i hate you. you ruined my whole life, daniel.

[@rapzenrage6948]

Danny Gonzalez proud of u my child. notification squad is right here.

[@whenthewolvesrun]

NOTIF SQUAD

[@jillduf9816]

uh yeah... #notificationsquad

[@madelinesweat4466]

Danny Gonzalez notifications are on ✅

[@Sarah_Loves_BTS]

Danny: *kicks nutcracker* Me: *i am reviewing my legal options.*

[@anonymouslyreading]

Underrated

[@heyryanisonx3141]

Bouta be KICKED by legal

[@maddymaeee]

You are about to be slapped by legal

[@tsuyuasui2334]

Let's together review our legal options

[@Theeduckie]

Came here with similar intentions

[@shawnflemingmusic]

The back of your neck is called your nape...they missed out on naming it Nape Tape

[@nope-ve9ks]

Underrated joke

[@yemisifamu2169]

I’m glad to have know this

[@motherlarkspur4506]

How do I like this twice?

[@emmah.1627]

Shawn Fleming 😂😂😂

[@jordanmartin3077]

I love this

[@isellpretzels1921]

It’s actually pronounced saowces A pink refrigerator taught me that one

[@Ailrent]

Nice callback, I can appreciate that

[@bellabell9677]

Lol billion suprise toy's

[@wii_music_intensifies9023]

EATING SUGAR NO PAPA

[@remadodo]

Yeah

[@lilycompilations1622]

Billion surprise toys (creepy small child frenchy demon accent

[@aikalabe1788]

That nutcracker is gonna release a video called "My struggle: violence in the home and in the workplace"

[@memegreggreg2741]

LMFAOO

[@laubra5227]

Top 10 anime betrayals 10. Danny kicking nutcracker 9. Danny Gonzalez kicked nutcracker 8. King of Greg hurts his squire 7. Little nutcracker guy gets kicked by young face 6. Danny Gonzalez hurts best friend 5. Stevie Gonzalez ripoff kicks a nutcracker 4. Mr. Gonzalez hurts friend 3. Dan Dan The Mermaid Man kicks his nutcracker 2. Daddy Boi hurts Mr. Cracker 1. Sir Daniel Gonzalez commits a horrible crime in hurting a miniature cracker of nuts person 0. KZbin person Drew Gooden hates Christmas

[@narutospersona426]

Mr.struggle 😒

[@ihavenoavocadoss1461]

_aggressively slaps forearm_ *MMMM I LIKE THAT!*

[@meldogg_104]

Omfg I'm laughing sooooo hard right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@defatfartmachine7619]

Oh god

[@royalblanket]

Danny bdsm

[@erakoda967]

When he said "John you alcoholic" I felt really attacked, like my name isn't even close but I felt like a John

[@tracimoyer9879]

my dad name is John and he used to be an alcoholic and your comment made me think of my dad

[@theoneandonly28387]

Erakoda omg right when I read “John the alcoholic” on ur comment the video said it🤣😮

[@BFYFL13]

He's in my phone and he's attacking me! D: (I'm referencing a certain video)

[@yukorai8323]

@@BFYFL13 MicKeY

[@apothecaryjohn]

I felt it.

[@katieruehlexoxo]

wow! i didn’t know what science was until this video! 😱

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Dang I guess I’m an educational youtuber now

[@sav9373]

damn, danny invented science. what an icon

[@EnderGaming50]

sky Danny > bill nye

[@c.w.r.794]

Katie Ruehle The current generation needs help! Serious. Physiological. Help.

[@Meowgang123]

Theatre Geek R/Wooosh

[@spencestep1998]

Somewhere an alcoholic named john feels bad about himself right now

[@kittycatopal]

Spencer Stephens LOL

[@millay69]

I sent this to my friend called john 👌

[@lj.853]

Is he a fat idiot?

[@saraelnaggar739]

Spencer Stephens saaanwvhmjgc 😹😈🤮👽🤕😪🤡😧🛀🛁🖍📏🖌🇸🇭🇸🇨💦❄️💒💒💒💒💒💒66&4$)’

[@gayfreak2927]

I have an uncle named john, who is an alcoholic

[@dinosaursnomnom]

Who doesn’t want a giant crease on the back of their neck?

[@mia-ui4xd]

immashalien mmmmm neck crack

[@Moocow2003]

Everyone knows that having creases in your flesh is super stylish! Like the weird rolls I get when I sit down because I'm addicted to that biscuit spread stuff! (seriously what is that even meant for idk but it's delicious)

[@TheLastApostle]

Okay i have to ask its bugging me. Is your name im mash alien, or imma shalien, or i mma shalien?

[@Coolerthan_u]

I thought that was natural *Hides fangs*

[@galactic7458]

🖐

[@kellershea3885]

danny you made me so sad when you knocked over Mr.nutcracker dude. that butters my gregs

[@roobee1234]

You just single handedly got butter on every greg thanks

[@Sixskin2838]

More like that butters my Craig’s

[@laubra5227]

Top 10 anime betrayals 10. Danny kicking nutcracker 9. Danny Gonzalez kicked nutcracker 8. King of Greg hurts his squire 7. Little nutcracker guy gets kicked by young face 6. Danny Gonzalez hurts best friend 5. Stevie Gonzalez ripoff kicks a nutcracker 4. Mr. Gonzalez hurts friend 3. Dan Dan The Mermaid Man kicks his nutcracker 2. Daddy Boi hurts Mr. Cracker 1. Sir Daniel Gonzalez commits a horrible crime in hurting a miniature cracker of nuts person 0. KZbin person Drew Gooden hates Christmas

[@dannieon]

Ew wtf why am I covered in butter

[@troubledorange2896]

The butter is icky, can you help me remove it please? I keep slipping down the stairs :(

[@_cqt]

Got an ad that was like "If you survive 15 seconds, your legally skilled" Welp.

[@meredithkav]

Wildflower Crow but are you legally a pumpkin?

[@satyawhitby7777]

just _ cat breath

[@jordanmartin3077]

@@meredithkav lol

[@perdonadios143]

ᵂᴴᴬᵀ

[@davidfarret3991]

I saw one that said every squirrel on a tree can be ten bucks

[@xxwoah.its.kasandraxx2088]

Him: i brought a necklace for you, let me put it on you Her: *quickly rips off tape*

[@CommanderSpaceDog]

Xx woah.its.kasandra Xx first reply

[@nutellacastle]

second reply

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

@@nutellacastle 4th reply

[@superring5297]

@@AlbertFingernoodle959 6th reply

[@beatricefox937]

454th reply

[@The.dudeinator]

Kevlar helmets aren’t made to withstand being crushed this test shows nothing

[@lag_hag851]

It’s also just not Kevlar, I don’t think the creator of the thing knows what the hell kevlar is

[@dillon11gardner]

Fun Greg stats! The population of the United States is about 326,335,000. The number of people named John in the United States is about 5,357,000. As of June 2015, the number of Americans who had reported having serious alcohol issues within the last year is nearly 32,000,000. The likelihood of any given viewer of this video being "John, you alcoholic", considering the possibilty of a somewhat large foreign audience, is around 0.01%, or 1 in 10000. Considering this video already has well over 10k views, the odds that John the alcoholic was addressed are rather high.

[@rockpooladmirer]

now that's dedication

[@felixhehehehehe]

*_I LOVE SCIENCE_*

[@walkergirl02]

Dillon Gardner and if we consider all the Jons the odds get a little higher

[@JmanBro57]

you also have to consider the age range. alcoholics tend to be older than 30(not all) but the majority of danny's viewers are

[@alissawilliams3435]

Dillon Gardner wow....thanksss

[@tylerblack3962]

I feel like the shoe protectors would have been better advertised as emergency shoe covers if it started raining, or if you didn’t want to bring an extra pair of shoes to walk between places. I think it could be useful, but just not worn all the time.

[@josjoe792]

Yesss

[@KreeZafi]

That's how I interpreted the "staying fashionable" part of it as well. Not that the shoe covers look good, but that you can wear your nice shoes and temporarily cover them when walking in the rain, so when you reach your destination you are wearing nice shoes

[@rachelcookie321]

Exactly. I honestly kinda want some to keep in my bag so I can put them on over my shoes whenever I get caught in the rain so they don’t get muddy and dirty. And also so my feet don’t get soaking wet.

[@iamwolfee7298]

O boi, Danny were u in for a suprise... 2018 was not a blast...

[@ScootrMan]

Yes

[@bananathecat.]

Cant relate i thought this year was amaizing! I know u dont care but i found about my self more and i found pepole who helped me found my self but the most inportant thing. I found Danny

[@ErikHobart]

just think, like a few days later logan made a nice oopsie and it was all downhill

[@iamwolfee7298]

@@bananathecat. in terms of society

[@iamwolfee7298]

@@bananathecat. but good for you! That's amazing!

[@alana1835]

Danny: "Happy new year guys..." me: Oh this is actually kinda recent Danny: "Its gonna be a great 2018!" me: Oh shit nvm I guess.

[@tracimoyer9879]

me

[@blackironwalterkus3851]

Traci Moyer NO ME

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

Pizza Time both of you.

[@annothernoob]

Dammit i was gonna comment that

[@mystictomato1983]

LaurForLife Exclusive same but in 2020

[@emilywilliams7705]

Slaps arm “YES”

[@anshul9856]

"I LIKE THAT MMMMM"

[@mygonvega]

@@anshul9856 I love your profile picture

[@anshul9856]

@@mygonvega I had to submit a college project on google classroom and the earlier one was too weird so I changed it to this lol

[@scottyy007]

Hey guys this is John (update: I’m ok now I went to rehab I got my wine addiction cured thanks for the tip Danny now my wife actually loves me)

[@ehihihi]

Good for you Johnny

[@رزيئة]

I'm happy for you, John.

[@josjoe792]

Great work john

[@junni6635]

Good job, John

[@ZaimAnimations]

I'm glad this channel is finally gaining the popularity it deserves.

[@deanna.111]

OML ZAIM ILY 💕

[@subpartrash]

Zaim Animations pls keep making vids ur almost at 100,000

[@ivon7092]

Make more vids lpz

[@christianharrington6338]

That’s true this is gold

[@zsuzsaw]

Zaim Animations ♥️love ur vids♥️

[@tabiithajade]

This is the content that I signed up for I’m so proud to be Greg

[@cesiacabrera8063]

Tabitha Maikrzek same

[@sandboxcolorings6807]

I can also agree

[@shineinstars]

me too

[@claudiakutek6458]

Danny: Seriously dude you need to get some- **ad** -Tresemme compact mist

[@autumndawson06]

Claudia Kutek Hm....of Danny says so--

[@ignoremelol2576]

I got a ad for condoms and a ad for Olay

[@saraelnaggar739]

Claudia Kutek wgy cobt y xY so 💿 djtt even njiti e

[@twiinfantasies]

- Da CookieAnimates - LMAOO😹

[@vin_ce_nt_]

@@saraelnaggar739 mood

[@BrianaCunningham]

"John, we are worried about you. Get some help." KZbin: *immediately cuts to a wine ad*

[@vin_ce_nt_]

I thought your pfp was jesus

[@jinjo3743]

WAIT IF YOU HAVE NO SAW TO CUT PAPER THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE THE PAPER SAW REPLACEMENT?

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

OMG I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT WTF

[@sk8erhippie13]

The saw shouldn't be in a "science" channel for sure, but you should actually look up the rest of that video; the paper saw goes half way through a chunk of plywood. It's pretty sick.

[@shockagek5000]

Top 10 questions scientists still can't answer

[@SamFioreMusic]

What if you only have one piece of paper?? And that's the piece that you need to cut!! Then what do you do?? You wouldn't be able to make the paper saw!! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jinjo3743]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!

[@edgypencilkid1133]

JOHN YOU ALCOHOLIC

[@ydoodlecan8519]

As soon as I read that he said it

[@khievchaya8337]

JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[@myunsolicitedopinion]

didnt know danny was secretly bill nye

[@chloe-sm8il]

Don’t expose him like that.

[@Demoonjavu]

truly greg That profile pic is everything

[@gronklevlonkle1717]

You're not greg! Imposter!

[@satyawhitby7777]

Gronkle Vlonkle the only one who isn’t truly greg here is you

[@ruby9150]

I LOVE YOUR PN AND PP

[@zechzahn1516]

“Ew that dog is so safe”

[@memegreggreg2741]

Creepy 😱

[@RG-rm6ih]

@@memegreggreg2741 Why do you have 58 comments on your channel

[@bettygrof.]

@@RG-rm6ihbecause they’ve commented on Danny’s videos 58 times

[@rfldss89]

Don't touch yourself, touch your phone

[@thecoalcoloredfox4004]

This comment is underrated

[@crowe3301]

I’ll touch both

[@dinofeino1811]

Same thing right?

[@melissaschneider6331]

Omg that's amazing science

[@apolizzi]

I don't see anything wrong with that *sips cup of coffee*

[@shanikaanderson3935]

"this isnt even an invention, its just tape" lolll

[@jessicawiechart5034]

*slaps arm* I LIKE THAT *slaps arm again* YES

[@autumndawson06]

Jessica Wiechart 😂

[@anushka5912]

Lmaooo

[@aswarmofbees5009]

And were back with another episode of going through the comment section at the beginning of the video and becoming increasingly more concerned!

[@leepicchillface6591]

Damn he must of been slapping like legal

[@Ljs315]

People r gonna think I'm watching fricken porn no thank u 😂

[@jonathanshaw3250]

When he said “JON, you alcoholic” I felt that

[@Kickapoogym]

Same my guy

[@jonathanshaw3250]

kameeleon gaming Jon*

[@jonathanshaw3250]

kameeleon gaming Jon*

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

@@jonathanshaw3250 we are here for you buddy 😂

[@queenblister7845]

@@mr.miscellaneous9144 jown

[@avy9587]

I know why that tattoo controller thing on your arm is useful, you know when your under the blanket watching KZbin and it’s too cold to stick your arm out. That’s what it’s useful for I feel like literally no one knows what I’m talking about

[@gabistef2799]

We do but still not so useful

[@lisahochwald3485]

No I wholeheartedly agree Though not for your phone (cause you still have to hold it in some way), but rather if you could somehow connect it to your laptop or something that stands on its own

[@andromedarayne]

@@lisahochwald3485 you could lean your phone against something if you don't have a phone case with a stand on it

[@ceppoc]

Ye

[@Coolerthan_u]

@@ceppoc ye

[@insallia]

jeez dude your eyes are brighter than my future

[@mmon4252]

When I saw the paper cutting paper thing all I could think was.... Dang imagine THAT papercut

[@queenjayisokay1989]

Oohhh that would be painful as fuck

[@queenjayisokay1989]

@C.J Rex hmmmmm no idea

[@nutellacastle]

made me legitimately flinch thanks

[@tygerinthenight3255]

If I saw someone with a deep crease covered in tape on the back of their neck, I would legitimately think they were an alien lifeform in a human suit and would be appropriately terrified

[@seigeengine]

I'm actually a little mad. The whole replacing a sawblade with a paper disk thing came from a modest sized KZbinr I watch. He made a video or two on it and it blew up, and then a billion copycat videos were spawned. Also, yeah, it can cut more than paper.

[@yaphace]

Sometime Danny has a bit more growing to do

[@Dana-rd1vi]

The ultimate paper cut

[@seigeengine]

@@mangobuffalo1543 John Heisz.

[@simly5189]

‘‘tis a ✨joke✨

[@josjoe792]

@@seigeengine bet he's an alcoholic

[@rachelsomething1050]

Danny: "maybe cool it on the wine, your family is worried about you- My Brain: John (because of my late alcoholic grandpa) Danny: "John" Me:

[@kylaprice5553]

I dont have anything useful to say i just that there was no comments and it bugged me felt kinda like a ghost town

[@josjoe792]

@@kylaprice5553 u a real one

[@YogurtCereal]

@@kylaprice5553 Dang it's a good thing you commented that. Because I can relate-

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

Danny had already called him John at that point though.

[@TheGrippler09]

nobody like this comment

[@porrolioaj5448]

The shoe covers are really popular in China, especially since in rains a lot there. It's a completely normal thing in China and they are cheaper than rain boots.

[@natalieghikadis8803]

8:03 is the first time I’ve ever seen Danny do a peace sign and honestly it made my entire 2020

[@smgmoon4981]

i can't believe they invented tape! absolutely fascinating. science rocks!

[@ToddKeck98]

Still not enough to catch Kazakhstan's achievements though. They invented toffee and trouser belts.

[@_Moe]

Can't believe the act of violence at the beginning of this video. That is MY DAD, Danny. He has done so much for Greg and here you are kicking him over like he didn't single-handedly give you all your clout!

[@elafimilo8199]

You tell im, Greg

[@Buffington19]

“How do you like that?” *Slaps arm* “AHHH, I LIKE THAT”

[@alexplantum177]

Danny: *talks about the dog car harness* [2 years later] *Jenna Marbles has entered the chat*

[@andrewwalker208]

7:30 is actually a woodworking channel and the guy is pretty legit. The original video was just a fun experiment to see if paper could cut wood. This dumb instagram channel just made it crappy like everything else they touch haha

[@wormguylovesworms]

I know i was amazed by the original video

[@oppositeofbatman]

Im glad im not the only one who was confused

[@namunaama]

I'm watching this during Friday night dinner. People are talking about politics and ignoring me. I'm being a loyal Greg.

[@not677]

Naama B.S. i know im late but you should have disagreed with everything they said just to troll

[@annieaitchison5324]

someone needs an experience tube

[@nrai560]

Thank you for serving the Greg army, loyal Greg

[@cedrick25]

You madgreg!

[@emmabraun7585]

Are you rory gilmore?

[@elenailic7261]

*bill nye left the chat*

[@rootbeer586]

*black science man joined the chat*

[@nintendoryan8084]

🤔

[@nyumnum]

*has left the chat

[@cxvz5576]

"What's up Greg, it's me Danny..." Oh hi Danny it's me, Greg.

[@kimyongun5471]

nice

[@CoryMck]

"When you're talking to you" 8:51

[@libertyuward3271]

Cory Mck Ig he was being serious when he said he didn't have any friends

[@angelrosa1855]

Cory Mck lol

[@derikamckoy3332]

R\engrish 👏

[@Maria-kc5wq]

Libertyu WArd LMAO😂😂😂

[@abovenbeyond2826]

Derika McKoy how do you mess up "/" that?

[@slaviclad2972]

Imagine getting a paper cut from that paper saw

[@cadietuc]

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@cadietuc]

H a n d s a n i t i z e r

[@swig8792]

Me: *holding My bloody arm In my other arm while blood goes everywhere* Surgeon: WHAT HAPPENED Me: don't worry it's just a papercut

[@blackparademistress1]

I will not

[@tiredschmeechee6539]

stop i have one dont make me think about it

[@irishmud]

That dog is so SaFe

[@knutos3295]

Uhg

[@nuulcoolpro]

the first "invention" is the equivalent of the meme where homer simpson hid all of his fat on his back to look slimmer on the front

[@probablypossessed2075]

J O H N you A L C O H O L I C

[@Duckybacca]

Yea he bully :(

[@maha8457]

IM A PANSEXUAL POTATO TOO

[@ahh1223]

Honey SOS AYEEEEE

[@ahh1223]

but.. i have an uncle john 😂😂😂😂

[@marie9491]

I’m Pan potato too

[@johnpittinger2406]

How did he know about my alcoholism?!?!

[@365reece]

John Pittinger cause who isn’t an alcoholic these days

[@Steppin--]

Was about to say he had the wrong name but we can be crippling alcoholism buds

[@nexuswolf780]

I knew you'd be here, *John*

[@ashleybender7]

John Pittinger I SCROLLED DOWN JUST TO FIND A COMMENT THAT WOULD SAY THIS.

[@wormguylovesworms]

JOHN!

[@zoecrall2284]

7:18 Refrigerator refrigerator do you have sauces???

[@crabken4969]

Zoe Crall or maybe some chocoleets

[@andar.3859]

Oh now the refrigerator is in trash NNO SAUCES FOR HIMM

[@d.tcomma]

FUN FACT : this is the first video where Danny explains why he calls his fans Greg in the description!

[@YinkaTheEmergingAdult]

*Bill Nye is shaking.*

[@PoppySpaniel]

*Bill Nye is shook.*

[@peachypatrick]

*Bill Nye is quaking.*

[@GRYSCL]

GeezYinka I AM SHOOK

[@moraps9014]

GeezYinka he's Sh0oKe

[@HateshWarkio]

Bill Nye is an SJW activist. He doesn't give a shit about science anymore. He just wants to be relevant again.

[@partialdecay]

“JOHN you alcoholic”

[@marinarasaucee8682]

*Was this video Cute or Creepy* ?

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

definitely creepy

[@maddy972]

Tbh I don't even know anymore

[@Yes-tt3ss]

marinarasaucee 0:01 was the creepiest

[@gideonreszka9486]

marinarasaucee creepy

[@davidgulland2120]

Cute af, Danny would have been sacrificed to the ancient Aztec gods because he's so beautiful

[@jkaljkal2798]

im watching this in 2023 on January 1st. the intro of "happy new year, I hope you have a great 2018" made me chuckle a bit.

[@riverboy2905]

If you don't have a scissor then how did you cut it to make it round

[@eleisemichael5827]

Um… You don’t have a piece of round paper sitting in your house?

[@Kancarus]

That's what I was thinking...

[@bowiefoot]

R u Asian Jim

[@mowganashwey]

@@bowiefoot I didn't notice until I saw this comment haga

[@tuna9520]

Eleise Michael uh I have square paper

[@hottcakes9850]

Am I the only one who thinks he should do stand up comedy

[@urmom-zh6zs]

crybbs I do too

[@laurenfowler2314]

crybbs his videos aren't standup. He recites his jokes and video commentary

[@hashbrownmcdonalds9618]

No

[@mackenzie9021]

“you didn’t invent anything...you just made up tape again” im fucking dying already

[@justelciex]

in case it needed to be said, if you're ever in the situation where you need to perform an emergency tracheotomy, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT FOLLOW THAT HOW-TO VIDEO IT IS WRONG

[@thatredheadalan3655]

Danny deserves more than 3 play buttons

[@GlaciesYin]

5:22 could be for students wearing sneakers in the rain and trying to get to school? Because no one wants to shluuucck shoooop their way through class for the whole day

[@someidiotmetalhead]

my first thought was "clean room workers" tbh

[@GlaciesYin]

That's also one, though whether it's transparent wouldn't affect cleaners all that much

[@Annaa218]

you're like the most naturally funny person on youtube. thanks danny. love, greg.

[@kennycubensis8152]

I'm a Marine veteran that was infantry and in Iraq twice, used and Kevlar helmet everyday. My biggest fear wasn't being shot or blown up, it was having a bad guy put my head into a hydraulic press and smushing it.

[@jessicasmith9525]

You were so fire on this one😂😂

[@Futuristcoffee]

First

[@yepitsthatguy5278]

Greg 'til the day I die

[@psphomebrewgame1]

YepItsThatGuy "im gonna touch this guy."

[@kak10053]

DatOneGuy Hello my fellow guys

[@ibenb.4767]

Literally my name is actually Greg :D

[@myunsolicitedopinion]

My name is greg

[@chianabuyle]

Same

[@kaydm1015]

"uuuUUUUHhhH that dog is so SAFE" - Danny Gonzalez

[@gavinbonner567]

I know... I also watched the video

[@LoganTysdal]

True

[@rupturegg8564]

Oh. Thanks I had no idea Danny said that. Whew

[@kaydm1015]

RuptureGG r/woooosh

[@bombtastic2952]

@@kaydm1015 you're the one who missed the joke

[@johnthealcoholic8402]

5:41 how did you know

[@aadityajha1682]

I love this lol

[@nootboot9324]

*JoHN bReAKs InTo TEaRs*

[@Duckybacca]

;(

[@TheShuffleCouple]

Greg needs to start a gofund me page for John's rehab expenses.

[@liberty1425]

Fun fact: 2018? Not so much a blast... Stay innocent young greg

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Llamagirl R what are you talking about? 2018 was a great year for the Greg’s!

[@AccordingToWillow]

here i am in 2021 trying to remember what even happened in 2018

[@Sans20xyz]

*laughs in 2020*

[@keanuh8203]

This comment ages more poorly by the year

[@afellowpotato]

I wanna go back to 2018

[@rebeccat7912]

I’m so glad KZbin recommended this to me on New Years 2020.

[@Howlinmadd]

same here!

[@yaphace]

Welcome to Greg, bitches

[@nevergoingtouseth100]

At least the year started on a high!

[@pamietries1183]

*Its was the time when no one new what was coming*

[@mayam-f9697]

*insert reference to Weird Science (1985) here*

[@lcatt]

new year, same greg

[@nothing-or1xe]

Why

[@VimeleosZen]

*slaps arm* MMM I LIKE IT

[@daegu_boys3069]

_ ShockJin *MMM Y E S*

[@uvscuti2047]

_ ShockJin kinky

[@zoecantsbell]

_ ShockJin armyy

[@mccnshyyne]

kookies lamb skewers GO AWAY

[@zoecantsbell]

Nyxollo ok.....(jeez)

[@joannamuller2790]

Did you know: Danny's instinctive name for a bad/abusive boyfriend is John/Jonathan?

[@H341HER_D_K3]

That is weird..why john sespifically(i.cant.spell)

[@therook3008]

@@H341HER_D_K3specifically

[@embermcpherson7221]

As soon as i saw the "experience tube" i was like, *THOSE TWO WORDS SHOULDN'T BE PUT TOGETHER, OR EVEN IN THE SAME SENTENCE*

[@duckiegoesberserk1313]

I love this because Kurtis Conner just posted on his instagram story that he spilled wine on his white shoes.

[@ameliar.6265]

The car is competing with refrigerator refrigerator for all the SaUcEs

[@drewsbadatgame291]

Amelia R. Only true Greg’s understand 😂

[@egenaz]

don't forget about "chacoleeets"

[@leiam2465]

*sawceyyes lol

[@tye106bc3]

The moment when he said Happy New Year for 2018 and I'm watching this at 2am on Jan 1st 2020 ... yeee happy new year

[@ktbrunner1862]

Yah how’d that go for ya?

[@jessdrew202]

when the dog car seat thing said cute or creepy and Danny made a joke about how he was gonna have nightmares about it and yelled "aaaahhh" my phone got one of those province/ statewide alerts ( it was only a test alert) and it scared the shit out of me.

[@Crispii1t]

*Refrigerator Refrigerator* *yes mommy* *DO YOU HAVE SAUCES?*

[@jamiet.8322]

I HAVE SAUSES

[@pandasplayhouse9143]

*SAOWSES* LOL!

[@amtie97]

NO MOMMY

[@rhubarbdude3347]

*N O M O M M Y*

[@andrewollmann304]

@@rhubarbdude3347 Telling lies?

[@sofiagolden]

JOHN YOU ALCOHOLIC!

[@possiblehumanoid7667]

I feel like the shoe one would be useful for at home when I’m not wearing them because I paint a lot and some of my techniques get paint everywhere like I got new shoes and a week later they had yellow acrylic paint on them luckily I was able to get most of it off because I had just done it and didn’t wait

[@kendranieuwendorp5511]

Actually yeah that would be an excellent use for them

[@rachelcookie321]

If it’s for when you’re not wearing then then you could just put them in a box or something.

[@nocerebrums682]

tHe MitOChoNdRiA iS ThE pOWEr hOusE oF The cEll

[@linde2721]

thats biology

[@aliyaguzman7723]

danny has really nice eyes

[@iman.schmol]

A nice face*

[@GRAND-ol8cm]

A young face*

[@tayk.t.523]

*A face

[@hailey6099]

* the surface of a thing, especially one that is presented to the view or has a particular function, in particular.

[@em1lyyyx841]

0:01 that’s when I knew, I was heart broken

[@laubra5227]

Top 10 anime betrayals 10. Danny kicking nutcracker 9. Danny Gonzalez kicked nutcracker 8. King of Greg hurts his squire 7. Little nutcracker guy gets kicked by young face 6. Danny Gonzalez hurts best friend 5. Stevie Gonzalez ripoff kicks a nutcracker 4. Mr. Gonzalez hurts friend 3. Dan Dan The Mermaid Man kicks his nutcracker 2. Daddy Boi hurts Mr. Cracker 1. Sir Daniel Gonzalez commits a horrible crime in hurting a miniature cracker of nuts person 0. KZbin person Drew Gooden hates Christmas

[@sharky.beache]

@@laubra5227I love u for this 😭

[@Guythatsucksatgames]

11. Young face cracks nutcrackers nuts

[@paladinosaur_]

As an autistic person, I’m pretty sure that the “experience tube” is a form of torture

[@gold571]

Tis a joke product by the omega mart people

[@theuncalledfor]

@@gold571 Yeah but I don't remember that clip of a "friend" on the phone from the Meow Wolf video. Someone ruined the joke by making another video about it and advertising it in a more serious way, I think. Also, apparently the product is real and you can actually buy it. Which arguably makes the original joke funnier, and the cheap rehash even less funny.

[@rachelcookie321]

What does you being autistic have to do with it?

[@asecondisopod]

I hadn't seen the experience tube when I saw this comment but I've seen it now and... yeah. The claustrophobia and sensory issue vibes I get from that thing scares me.

[@iamnani_9111]

The tape thing reminds me of that squid ward meme

[@pdbdesy6435]

Anime kid And Egillity squad mod “ squid ward”

[@brownguy903]

gotta cut 2:03-2:06 into a loop to clown my douchebag friend

[@theolddeus9672]

brownguy903 have you done it yet?

[@theolddeus9672]

I also need that clip.

[@hailey6099]

Same

[@llkk3557]

brownguy903 a

[@shadowabullet4603]

Help I keep on getting tik tok ads please send help

[@shadowabullet4603]

Daisy Baxter k don't know how to help we are all hurt !

[@Lou-ei6qi]

hit or miss

[@shadowabullet4603]

Lillian Collins I guess they never miss huhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔

[@queenz3881]

@@shadowabullet4603 you got a boyfriend

[@shadowabullet4603]

Queen Z I bET hE DOEseENT kISS yAlL 😭😭😭😞

[@xlionstormx7509]

I almost stuck my stylus in the pencil sharpener. This has nothing to do with the video I just thought you’d like to know.

[@jasminb7317]

God i wish i would have seen this 3 hours earlier, before my thermodynamics exam, damn

[@kirstensinclair3990]

Your videos always cheer me up Danny! #notificationsquad

[@beckography]

kirsten sinclair *you’re

[@ashtengroneman]

Beck Hassen No she is right or that would be saying You are videos.....

[@paige1385]

Beck Hassen ... "You are videos always cheer me up Danny!!"

[@ashtengroneman]

Wonk um.. I am pretty sure I am right Google it I am 18 with a 4.9 GPA try me

[@paige1385]

Ashten Groneman I wasn't arguing with you? I was using Beck's grammar "correction" in the context of the original commenters comment? As well as I don't know how your age and GPA pertains to the argument at hand as most people over the age of 9 know the differences between there,their,and they're.

[@hannahsmith3807]

The tubey one sounds kidnappy

[@Keoki480]

This showed up in me recommended after it became 2021. How fitting is it that he starts the video saying happy New Years.