WEIRD THINGS GERMANS DO..

[@lyllietta447]

Alcohol for BREAKFAST? Never! :D Kein Bier vor vier! :D

[@JossAndJanik]

Haha apprently that rule doesn’t apply to Müncheners

[@excitingadventure8736]

In Berlin nehmen wir lieber mdma zum Frühstück

[@surenot9491]

irgendwo ist immer 4!

[@GenieChef]

Bei uns in Südtirol nennt man das Frühshoppen 😁

[@lyllietta447]

@@excitingadventure8736 Ob das jetzt die bessere Variante ist wage ich zu bezweifeln xD

[@Hocuspocusjebigamodus]

Very many people in Germany think Freiköperkultur is also weird

[@thet9900]

Yep

[@Hocuspocusjebigamodus]

@@lightmoon5396 9. Klasse Englisch auf einer Gesamtschule. Wäre dann alles geklärt. Auf deutsch kann ich mich nämlich außerordentlich gut artikulieren, was an meiner langjährigen Lebenszeit in Deutschland liegt. Da kann mein Englisch auch den ein oder anderen Kratzer vertragen, nicht wahr? Immerhin lerne ich gleichzeitig noch Norwegisch und Französich. Zudem weiß ich mich auf Kroatisch und Italienisch zu verständigen, wenn auch nicht gut. Ich glaube das ist für einen Jungen in meinen Alter gut.

[@Hocuspocusjebigamodus]

@@lightmoon5396 vor allem "was war" Und das Denglisch war gewollt. Ist ja nicht so, dass sie im Video genau so redet. Wie du auf meine ironische Antwort eingehst. Jetzt frag ich dich, wer checkt hier keine Ironie. Wer auf eine Troll-Nachricht ernsthaft antwortet ist echt hängen geblieben!👎

[@indeed1106]

@@Hocuspocusjebigamodus Holy fuck, nur weil du zeigen willst, dass du so gut in Deutsch seist, musst du nicht Sätze so bilden und bestimmte Wörter benutzen. Niemand spricht/schreibt so, hättest auch einfach normal schreiben können. Edit: "Very many people" lol

[@Hocuspocusjebigamodus]

@@indeed1106 Das nennt man Ironie und Satire. Schonmal etwas davon gehört. Das nennt ebenfalls Hyperbel: eine Überspitzung!

[@marinacano4057]

I take off my jacket when I eat at a restaurant and I'm from Spain, totally not weird

[@fjellyo3261]

Especially in winter it would be way too warm inside with jacket!

[@nadiamayer11]

You're inside, why would you keep your coat on? I don't get it

[@andreeatorjoc5701]

Same applies for Romania

[@eleanorrichards8260]

Same for Britain, isn’t it more polite anyway

[@n3mits]

Also me and i'm from Argentina

[@Alias_Anybody]

How can someone survive with the jacket on? That's the real question.

[@sin3358]

Have you met Muslims that wear hijabs during summer? I think you should search some videos like those, because compared to having all your body covered, a jacked is nothing, lol

[@danaevargas2937]

Sometimes it's cold and its fine if you keep your jacket tho

[@greenjuice3782]

Here in México is normal!!!

[@Alias_Anybody]

But why? Average temperatures are significantly higher in Mexico. Do your jackets have magic cooling abilities?

[@greenjuice3782]

No. I wanted to say that if you go to a restaurant and you want to keep the jacket, nothing happens. Nobody sees us weird if we do not do it. And of course here in Mexico we have high temperatures. That's it. Excuse me the misunderstanding!

[@annikaliiisa]

Ich würde niemals Alkohol zum Frühstück trinken und ich kenne auch niemanden, der das macht. 😂

[@ElijahSanDiego]

Die meint wahrscheinlich " Sekt "

[@annikaliiisa]

Ahhh stimmt. Aber würde ich auch nicht machen. Ich finde das auch komisch. 😂🙈

[@vusalzeynalli3035]

Du trinkst Sekt zum Frühstück oder was?!

[@annikaliiisa]

Ich glaube es gibt tatsächlich Leute die machen das. „Sektfrühstück“ aber ich finde es äußerst komisch.

[@flipmo9579]

Morgen Bier, Weg Bier, mittags Bier Abend Bier😂

[@emmanuellenz3289]

Mittelfinger zeigen machen doch gefühlt fast alle Leute beim Auto fahren wenn sie wütend sind😂😂

[@DaniHuntsThoseBooks]

Elle Nz lol😂

[@BattleCookie404]

ja aber kannst tatsächlich Strafen dafür kassieren, genauso wie man simple beleidigungen wie "Wich_er" für gut n paar hunnis anklagen kann.

[@peterkoller3761]

also ich zeig beim autofahren keinen Mittelfinger. aber ich fluch wie ein Rohrspatz. manchmal.

[@dennisgig7033]

@@BattleCookie404 warum wie Leute hier auto fahren da kann man nur den Mittelfinger zeigen fuckt mich so up

[@lucyq9396]

Mein Vater hat dafür ne anzeige gekriegt...so unnötig

[@YoutubeViral77]

So down for that cultural differences video you guys!

[@vanessaramos5410]

Que triste que no puedo entender los comentarios en Alemán 😢

[@alexxioncuiriz737]

X2.... Es muy triste

[@niarolotyluv1979]

Same :v

[@suffsepp9995]

Ich glaube das ist nur im Osten

[@suffsepp9995]

Pero porque?🙁

[@suffsepp9995]

Yo estuve 4 semanas en Ecuador y yo desayuné todo dia carne!!! Carne?????

[@MissLaNessa]

Lustig, was "nicht-deutsche" so wahrnehmen, worauf einheimische nie kommen würden, dass das komisch wirken könnte 😄

[@Sicklehead88]

my mother's family is from Itzehoe, never thought about how weird it sounds in english xD

[@jessyscooking8584]

I like the Name of the town. It sounds like Ivanhoe😂😂😂

[@xm01]

Jemand kommt also aus Itzehoe.

[@YTscheiss]

Maybe they should write it Itzehö or Itzehöh. But I don't know how the people there pronounce "-hoe"

[@schinderhannesbartelsi9192]

@@YTscheiss most likely northern: oe is the long vowel o

[@miseisp9010]

😅😅😅

[@jennyhammond9261]

Gracias por la demonstración del pilín del muchacho jugando al fut. ja ja ja

[@JossAndJanik]

Hahaha 😂

[@lucymendoza2141]

Tu maquillaje me encanto Joss!!! 😊😊😊😊 Nice video 👍👍 I had fun as always 😂😂😂

[@arturocarrions]

Hahaha the last ones are the best! I have another one: Here in Germany the birthday boy/girl has to bring their own cake and even invite the food/drinks. Am I the only one who finds that weird? Even at work I saw a lot of people coming to the office with their own birthday cake and stuff 🎂🎂🎂🎂

[@elisamondragon2849]

So sad

[@oggurke]

naa, it is more efficient that way. so you have to organise only one birthday celebration per year. just kidding, i have no clue why it is that way. my guess is "because it is tradition".

[@DanielaDraupadi]

In Spain is the same as in Germany. I found that reeeeeally weird. Imagine if the birthday person has no money to invite everyone or buy a big cake for everybody. It would be better to keep your birthday date a secret 😕

[@mojojim6458]

That's because no one else thinks the birthday man or woman is worth spending any money on.

[@mojojim6458]

@J.W.D. Salvation76 I honestly don't see how it can be interpreted as anything but cheap. Do Germans make their children buy their own Christmas presents? No, they don't. Making someone buy his own birthday cake is like making your child buy his own Christmas presents. Germans should not want to bruit this about.

[@crazygermangirl3083]

I'm German and I absolutely don't like the Freikörperkultur 😂 it's actually really weird. And I will be waiting for the light to change to green even when there is no-one and no car around.😅🤓

[@MrAlphalux]

No, it's not really weird actually, you're just feeling insecure in your skin/body, but that's your personal problem. Mentally mature people can totally enjoy the free, relaxed and lightweight feeling of FKK without feeling ashamed for a second or thinking that it's anyhow weird. I basicly love it and I'm thankful that we have it instead of immaturely tabooing stuff or making a total unnecessary fuss about being just oneself and one with nature! We're all naked under our clothing!

[@crazygermangirl3083]

@@MrAlphalux It has nothing to do with maturity or insecurity. I am perfectly comfortable with my body and in no way self-conscious and I have no problem with showing that while wearing a bikini or nice clothing. But for me my breasts and my private parts are what you called it PRIVAT and intimate and only to be seen by me and my partner. That's not because I'm immature or insecure. It's because I don't want to show those parts of my body around to everyone. And btw to tell someone that he is mentally not mature enough because he doesn't want to strip stark naked in front of strangers is ironic in itself. Just because it's not the same opinion on a topic it's not a less mature one, it's just a different one. Periode. And if YOU have a different opinion and if YOU fell differently than who am I to stop you from doing it. Just do it. But please, don't question my maturity or insecurity. That would be just a teeny-tiny bit self-righteous.

[@Mas0808]

That's the correct way. In Mexico we do that too. It's just that some people don't like follow rules sometimes

[@MrAlphalux]

@CrazyGermanGirl Funny how the birds and the bees and basically all animals and children that are not brainwashed yet have absolutely no problem to enjoy themselfes as they are naturaly by nature. But when you're trying that you start to feel the splinter in your head... "Getroffene Hunde bellen..."

[@AmericanDreamer]

@@crazygermangirl3083 💯💯💯

[@JC-DH]

Ah das gute alte Frühschoppen, immer wieder ein Highlight 😂

[@Treadstone7]

Ich dachte tatsächlich ne Zeit lang, das wäre einfach nur zeitig einkaufen gehen 😂

[@JC-DH]

@@Treadstone7 bei uns im Dorf heißt das entweder zeitig anfangen zu trinken oder gar nicht erst abzusetzen vom Vortag 😂 klingt komisch, ist aber so aufm dorf.

[@reddragon-un4rz]

Lang ist her

[@mira8612]

Please don't believe, that Germans drink alcohol for breakfast 😂😂😂 i've literally never Seen that

[@sarahpapavlassopoulos7280]

You might see it in Munich, I’m not saying people from there are alcoholics but it is kinda normal when you’re with friends. I’m from Munich

[@irgendeinname9256]

@@sarahpapavlassopoulos7280 people from there are alcoholics

[@JS-vq8rz]

That's actually a very common thing in Bavaria. I have spotted that so many time....

[@daniipieper2486]

Well not for the average breakfast, but if you go out for breakfast or brunch there will always be a glass of sparkling wine included :) At least in my area and wherever I went to in Germany :)

[@timoh6896]

Frühschoppen oder Sektfrühstück. Gibt's schon deutschlandweit. Ist ja nicht so, als wenn das jeden Tag so wäre.

[@zuckerwatte1132]

wenn man deutsche ist 😂😂und sich kaputt lacht 😂😂😂😂

[@Emma-id9of]

Jaaa😂😂

[@peacock.spooder]

Is so

[@ShotgunGunna]

ich lach mich auch gerade schlapp

[@andreacuevas3412]

JAJAJAJAJA morí de risa como siempre, Ahora que janik haga las cosas raras de México 😂

[@JossAndJanik]

Siiii!

[@andreacuevas3412]

@@JossAndJanik love you guys 💕

[@kikyodeltoro3432]

@@JossAndJanik si yo quiero verlo

[@LuzAldonate]

Hamburguesas con cuchillo y tenedor!!!! 😯que!?

[@nancymacareno6262]

@joss and janik I can see a lot of similarities in the german culture with the american culture. I'm mexican living in the US so I can relate to both cultures. I enjoy your experiences.

[@lexx_it]

A Russian point of view: 1) We also take the jacket off in a restaurant 2) Showing middle finger from a car is not illegal here, but nobody does it. 3) Bread and cereals for breakfast is pretty common here. 4) But not beer or any kind of alcohol. Yes, we don't drink vodka for breakfast, as you might have expected :) 5) Kissing on the cheek is so hispanic. It's neither common here. We usually handshake. 6) Fork and knife are basically for roasted meat and something like that. Hamburgers are eaten with hands. 7) Crossing a red light is generally NOT SAFE in Russia due to in fact possible speed of 80 km/s within the city. 8) Drinking mineral water is up to the person. 9) Kids may walk alone in Russia as well. 10) FKK is indeed something that exists only in Germany. And maybe in Netherlands. 11) Toilets are basically the same in Russia. 12) Young boyfriends/girlfriends may be allowed to stay over, but that depends on their parents.

[@oriongalactic]

What about swimming naked?

[@juliathailand1249]

@@oriongalactic it happens with friends at night after drinking, almost never in the daytime

[@silberh5672]

Interesting :D

[@miraosswald8709]

In Switzerland we have FKK too...

[@lexx_it]

@@miraosswald8709 I didn't know that, but I'm not actually surprised :)

[@mgtowp.l.7756]

Canadian Here.. I Live In Canada And Have Worked With Many Germans Here In Canada. They Are The Very Best Workers I Have Ever Worked With. I Do Love Germans..I Only Speak English, And French . I Would Love To Learn High German.. I Have Always Wanted To Visit Hamburg. Some Day I Will..

[@dianaescalerasuarez677]

😂😂😂 me divertí mucho con este vídeo, ya extrañaba los ataques de tos de Joss en los vídeos 😂 amo su canal!!!

[@moriomvideos]

Es gracioso porque en España las mitad de las cosas son como en México y las otras como en Alemania.

[@nataliagarcia1515]

Wow, yo siempre he querido vivir en España💛

[@DanielaDraupadi]

¿Qué cosas en España son como en México? ¿Qué cosas en España son como en Alemania?

[@beluann7447]

In spain it's considered like lack of education to sit wearing ur jacket, just like in Germany 😅 (for example)

[@DanielaDraupadi]

@@beluann7447 No lo parece. Siempre veo a españoles en restaurantes sentados con la chaqueta (jacket, "jersey") puesta y no es un comportamiento raro como sí resulta en Alemania, según este video.

[@beluann7447]

@@DanielaDraupadi cada vez hay más rebeldes, pero la norma de educación dice que eso está mal haha

[@saimoonie]

"Era genial estar borracha a las 8:00 am" JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[@michaelbachmann5169]

Hamburger mit Messer und Gabel essen wer macht das denn 🤔🤣😆

[@nexogames4819]

Viele 😂

[@michaelbachmann5169]

Na dann schmecken lassen 😂🤣😅

[@TheBIGKURTGmbH]

Ich trage Vollbart. Da will man nicht alles drin kleben haben. Ich kann auch unterwegs keinen Döner mehr essen. 😄

[@michaelbachmann5169]

Naja kenne ich nicht egal!!!!

[@freddistein9487]

Meine Eltern...😂

[@sabrinakhn4701]

I'm proud to be a weird person in Germany 😂🙆🏼‍♀️

[@bitled8351]

Sabrina Khn same

[@memveznation5227]

Proud to be weird Proud to be German PROST! 😊

[@rockyracoon3233]

I am proud to be a Germanophile!:)

[@psylobh6460]

@@rockyracoon3233 gtfo

[@IsaacMikayla]

This couple though 😍 They are so inspiring to us and our channel 💕

[@tobiaskoch9224]

Most of the things are the same in Switzerland but who the F*ck eats a Burger with Fork and Knife?

[@obbo333]

Only her boyfriends family

[@MsDingoe]

I do that when the burger is too big to eat with my hands without makin an absolute mess out of it. 😂

[@bitled8351]

Tobias Koch me am German rude

[@JoePastorgomez]

Tobias Koch I do and I'm from California

[@marcelkurz134]

i do...

[@andreitag6502]

my favorite part.. when Joss ran like the naked guy

[@fishstx5897]

Beer for breakfast? Nah, we drink beer *before* breakfast

[@mira8612]

These flat toilettes are that way to make not so much noise I think 😂😂😂

[@pons6696]

No. It's there that the toilet water don't splash on your ass when the poop falls in the water.

[@i-u-s]

Right. And they even have a name: Flachspüler (shallow flusher) as opposed to the more usual type, Tiefspüler (deep flusher).

[@jackylps]

It doesn't splash! 😂

[@pluvia13]

they are developed b< doctors for health reasons.. you should be able to inspect poopsies to see if your inner self is alright ;)

[@albustanmagic4036]

@@pluvia13 That rights...impressed anyone knows about that beside myself hahaha. Yes this wc model is from the 50ties when many people had problems with wurm infections (coming from eating rarely wasched lettuce etc.) and it was common checking poop about that infection. Nowadays the reason isn't given that much any more.

[@alejandracastroalcocer1529]

Now the Mexican side!!! 😀

[@feliperosalesdelavega3900]

Yes, please

[@jessihermyortiz]

Para mí, una cosa rara, también, es que no hay ruido, tienen una ley específica acerca del ruido y realmente la respetan, al menos fue mi experiencia en Berlín.

[@ricardorivas33225]

Lo raro es estar acostumbrado al ruido, es bueno que al menos en Alemania se respete la tranquilidad de los demás.

[@jessihermyortiz]

@@ricardorivas33225 no es raro en Ciudad de México estar acostumbrado al ruido, es lo normal, no debería, pero así son las cosas aquí. Créeme, amé esa ley del ruido.

[@kathya1986]

Eso se aplica en todos lados al menos en Francia, tampoco hay ruido

[@angiebooks]

pues eua tambien cierta horas no puedes tener musica o prender una lavadora o licudoras o algo que perturbe atus vecinos

[@jessihermyortiz]

@@kathya1986 pues no en todos lados, como comentó, en México no es así.

[@moniisana]

"Itzehoe" jajaja

[@YiiLi11]

?

[@labraeye4944]

Fucking? oh wait, that's in Austria 😂

[@peterkoller3761]

and: for German place names, compare kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH27lmWNib6hnbM

[@Brookehkeh]

Itzehoe is like my neighbor city

[@docstrangelove1347]

Hamburger with knife and fork really surprised me. I've been living in Germany for 38 years and I have never seen anyone do that

[@maja1920]

I HATE sparkling water!!! and I am german...

[@1307mimi]

I can only drink sparkling water a little bit before my stomach gets upset. Fresh still water is the best, very crispy and refreshing. ❤

[@IslamcomesfromHell]

I like Gaz in my water it's just better then flat water. Not the Gas your ancenstors used.

[@marianam.noriega1235]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't i can't!!! I had the same experience with the toilet. We have those kind of toilets at my Uni in Regensburg and thought the same as Joss!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@JossAndJanik]

Haha 😂 TRAUMATIZING

[@connie2874]

Yeah. So weird. I didnt like them at all 😅

[@HmLys]

Mariana M.Noriega Well looking at your own masterpiece is kinda important I may say as a Dietician. We need to ask our clients how the consistency of their shit looks like. And in either formation we can tell if the person is healthy and alright or not. My teacher (whos a doctor for maybe over 30 years) told us that a good doctor will always ask how the patients shit looks like. It's for health.

[@caitlynglambrecht]

I was always concerned at my host family’s house that I would leave a distinct mark on the toilet after the flush......

[@desiree55196]

I would love to know what Janik finds weird about Mexico xD

[@iswearitsartforsure8493]

Everytime when I "poop" I analyse my "poop" up to its structure, smell, taste and color. I write it down and make a chart on my pc, the document is called poop-notices.... For sure that's typical German. It's sarcasm guys...

[@cjdbmusicfilmstudio4864]

When I went to the swimming pool for the first time here in Germany, I was shocked when almost everyone in the dressing room was naked. Esp men, they seem very proud of their front tails... They are all wagging! Oops! haha

[@SoniaJbrt]

Yes, we are weird, but loveable. Thanks for this, I needed to laugh at my own weirdness too, the fork and knife, jacket off, looking at your own stool (check if all is healthy 😂). I find the naked thing weird, too 😂 I cover EVERYTHING 🤣

[@tijuanabike6766]

Comer hamburguesa con cuchillo y tenedor? Super raro!!! Jajajaja

[@shangriladeis2523]

E inapropiado según la etiqueta

[@empanada_hd1834]

De hecho eso tambien lo hacemos en chile

[@andreaprado112]

@@shangriladeis2523 según la etiqueta se corta la hamburguesa en 4 y luego se come con la mano cada pedazo. Debe ser raro comer toodo con cubiertos

[@shangriladeis2523]

@@andreaprado112 es correcto, la etiqueta dicta que cualquier cosa que sea como pan se debe comer con las manos por una cuestión de respeto

[@HimekoSuzumiya97]

En Chile no hacemos eso xD el raro es el men de arriba jajaja

[@jess9031]

I think it's fine if teenagers can sleep at their boyfriends/girlfriends house as long as they're familiar with protection and talk with their parents about it. Here in germany the kids know about sex, they talk about it openly and it prevents STD's and teen pregnancies unlike in other countries where it's tabu to talk about sex, there is much more unclarity about that topic and unfortunetly it leads to pregnancies at young ages and so on..

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

Not in Mexico, you are simply staying at the boyfriend's/ girlfreind's family to know the extended family, know the family's culture (every family has a distinct "culture" or way of doing things), feel like you are a cousin to the extended family, and be judged sometimes severely if you don't measure up to physical, racial, or career expectations.

[@jvei9334]

We have a lot of sparkling water in Mexico as well! At least compared to the U.S. It's easier to get mineral water at restaurants here. Also I've visited Hamburg and Berlin and it was awesome! 😃

[@LittleLaanekas]

Hello! I'm from Estonia 🇪🇪 and we usually also take our outside clothing off at the table and also most occasion we eat with a fork and a knife. Young kids walking outside in the streets alone is also common in here, I think it's a safety matter, depending of the country/city that you live in and how safe it is. But we don't like to walk around naked, that was really weird for me to hear that you saw two men playing football in the public park naked, in Estonia you could get arrested fot that! Also we don't drink alcohol before noon and we only kiss our close family and friends on the cheek, but not everyone does that, it depends how close is the family and where are the parents from. In my family we do that, most Estonians don't and we never kiss strangers who we just met. Usually it's common to shake hands when you meet a new person 😋

[@itsmarlene4112]

Almost everyone in the comment section is like nahhh we don’t drink alcohol for breakfast.... then you haven’t been to Munich my friend hahaha

[@mariaelisa9454]

Otra cosa que me parece extraña en Alemania es que los alemanes se limpian la nariz en donde sea, cuando sea, al frente de todo el mundo😖 En mi salón siempre se están sacando los mocos ahí en plena clase o a la hora del almuerzo cuando otras personas están comiendo. 😂

[@aventurasdeunalemanenespan9169]

Así es jaja sin pena alguna y entre más fuerte suene , mejor😂 Jamás lo haríamos en México, tratamos de pasar desapercibidos para eso.

[@YisneySoto]

Jajajajajaja qué horror

[@ariadnacama7320]

que curioso! creía que sólo se hacía "disimulado" en Asia jajaja yo soy de España y aquí es extremadamente normal sonarse la nariz en cualquier sitio, de hecho es mucho mejor eso que escuchar sonidos extraños al intentar detener el fluido nasal o al respirar, eso si que nos enfada mucho más, pero sonarse con un pañuelo está muy bien visto

[@YisneySoto]

Creo que se refiere a con los dedos (?) En Colombia cuando uno tiene gripa trae su pañuelo y se suena normalmente, pero si no se tiene el pañuelo o pañitos a la mano es incómodo.

[@ariadnacama7320]

@@YisneySoto uf si se refiere a los dedos entonces sí está muy mal visto, es muy desagradable ver a alguien meterse el dedo en la nariz y sacar algo de allí, eugh...

[@xsmysoul9296]

I am from The Netherlands and I have a girlfriend from Guadalajara Mexico!!! Having the same issues whahahahaha!!! We watch this every sunday by Togethr TV after Netflixing with Netflix Party!

[@ikkeprasetyaning5727]

I have that kind of toilet bowl at home...poo emoji staring back at me every single day..💩

[@JossAndJanik]

Hahahahahha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@smilla0711]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thomaschristmann7232]

The Japanes, had Super Fancy Toilets that check out, that you dont be ill. We Germans only need one Look.We look for the Reason, that we must use the Toilet Brush or not.This Brush stand near to the Toilet and in every House,Shop,even in Jail.The Person that use the Toilet after you,should have a clean Toilet just like you.We are cleanly.I dont see that in every Mexican House,or other Country.What means the Rest of the World to this Problem?Perhaps it only a Woman Problem,i see the Toilet at Pissing too, because i dont sit for Peeing.If i want peeing an see a shit from the Person before me,that would piss me off.

[@HmLys]

Thomas Christmann Well looking at your own masterpiece is kinda important I may say as a Dietician. We need to ask our clients how the consistency of their shit looks like. And in either formation we can tell if the person is healthy and alright or not. My teacher (whos a doctor for maybe over 30 years) told us that a good doctor will always ask how the patients shit looks like. It's for health.

[@thomaschristmann7232]

@@HmLys In European Union the Toilets are now standardized in Form and Function. Many other Countrys had the old System. This System let fall the Excrement ,direct into the Water and make a Splash.Then its possible that your Butt get wet with toiletwater.Thats not what japanes Toilets make.But you dont answer my Question. Had you a Toiletbrush and use it after your sit?Or let you it there for the next Visitor?

[@silviava2134]

It's been 5 years and I still HATE sparkling water! I'll never get used to it 😂

[@harenterberge2632]

The flat bed toilet is common in Holland. The origin is the idea that the state of your excrements could tell you something about your health. Now it is just a cultural habit.

[@violettamariel]

jajaja I couldn't stop laughing when joss said about the toilet jajaja

[@KaylaGriffith]

I MADE IT HERE SO QUICKLY! I’m so excited about this! As always, much love from the US. Hopefully I can meet you guys someday. That’s my dream. We’d be best friends! 🥰🥰🥰💖💘💞💕

[@KaylaGriffith]

HAHAHA. ITZEHOE. 😂😂😂

[@vilorcrow5450]

So cute

[@thatdutchguy2882]

Yep. My first proper girlfriend stayed at my house in my room for a weekend with both our parents permission. I was just 14, she was almost 15. My dad had "the talk" with me, but i had that at school at age 12 already, still, with my dad it was a bit awkward. He told me to be respectful to her and stop if either i or she wasn't fully ready or wanted to stop,....we didn't xD. My mom put condoms in my drawer next to my bed, purposely leaving the drawer open, so I'd notice. The next morning my mom had a talk with Laura, not me,....it was "a girl thing" I was told. A few weeks later i stayed the weekend with her in her parents home,....was a bit nerve wreaking i must admit, but her parents were cool.⬅pretty much the same deal, only my face was more red at certain times hahaha 😂. This is the experience of most Dutch people i know,...they all have a story like this. Dutch parents rather have their kids first time happening under their roof in safety with some sort of awkward but well intended guidance, Germans, Belgian's and Danish are the same in that too. One's I've got kids, i'm going to be the same and follow my parents example.

[@anaclaudiagaray9094]

Omg, I'm 25 years old Peruvian girl and even if I'm already an adult I can't invite my boyfriend to stay the night with me. It's such a deal because it was the first time I wanted to invite my boyfriend to the house to meet my family but it didn't work even if I asked politely to my mother. I already had "the talk" with my mother when I was at school so I thought everything was ok but my parents still think I have to keep "pure" until I get married lol. Reading your message made me feel a little bit sad because of how different we are, culturally of course. For some people the first time is so important and special that...I don't know, if one day I have kids I will definitely do the same as your parents did.

[@thatdutchguy2882]

@@anaclaudiagaray9094 Big cultural changes start small. That one day you make sure, as a parent, that your child's first time happens in the safety of your home and with protection👍-up Ana. Hope your boyfriend is the same in that regard and shares that opinion. It's equal here, for both son's and daughter's. My older sister (then at age 14) had the same experience before me, and her boyfriend stayed over at our house and she at his, it's quite normal here. And although my dad gave me a talk that i largely already knew at age 14, he made very sure that i understood a girl's perspective of her first time and that i needed to respond to that and be highly respectful of her. Dutch dad's take that responsibility to really teach their son's this, and in my opinion, that's awesome.

[@grauben9234]

omg that's so cool and even cute, here in Latin America is such an akward and taboo thing, which is stupid because there's a lot of young girls pregnant out there, and the problem starts here, sex education should be like this in all countries.

[@Crdlc_]

What the hell, I live in Mexico, I am 17 and my parents don't even let me have a boyfriend!

[@thatdutchguy2882]

@@grauben9234 Agreed. We don't have that many teen girl pregnancies here, infact, it's very rare and it tends to be with girls that have an immigration background were the parents are "traditional". This "guided"/supported by parents sexual passage if you will,...helps us to understand sex, what we want, with whom, why and importantly when we are ready and when not. It takes the "shame" and guessing out of it, while still retaining the rest that is positive. Especially girls get to be more armed with knowing it's their body and that nobody has a right to it under any circumstances, it's hers and that's oke. A very important life lesson for young girls and we boys learn that too.

[@MayBeth]

Very funny to watch as a German. 😂 Btw you both are so likable and fun. It's really entertaining to watch you. Keep it up!

[@celineak2121]

I know I'm late to the party but I really felt the need to clear things up 1) who the hell doesn't take off his/her jacket at a restaurant? maybe people who are into sweating their a**es off 2) Please name one country where it is weird to eat bread and/or cereal for breakfast. I'm interested 3) No we do not drink alcohol for breakfast. Maybe some people in bavaria do but you literally can't compare bavaria to the rest of Germany. 4) Are you really saying that using forks and knifes to eat is weird? And no, most people do eat a burger with their hands. Maybe some bougee people do not 5) Well yeah, why would you want to teach your kid to cross a red light? Its not the healthiest thing to do 6) Maybe some people love being naked. Therefore we have FKK beaches. The situation you described about some dudes running around naked in a public park is actually illegal 7) I would'nt specifically say that we love looking at our poop. These toilets are designed like that to prevent water from splashing when you're doing your thing. Its efficient. We're efficient. I'm probably not helping the stereotype of Germans not having humor. But I literally don't buy it that we're the ONLY country that has/does these things.😂 Especially because I've seen 90% of these in other countries too. Okay I'm done now.

[@elenaschroder8973]

Celine Ak thank you for saying what everyone had on their minds 🙏🏼

[@user-ny7yh8hm3q]

I am from Germany as well. And I think eating cereals or bread for breakfast is not only typical german but typical european. For example in Asian countries you mostly eat rice, soup or noodles for breakfast.

[@toffifee32milchmaus]

Why clear things up? Almost everything was correct or I could relate lol

[@toffifee32milchmaus]

1) She isnt used to take her jacket of (in spain restaurants probably) 2) I think she just meant that we always and most of the time only eat bread/cereals for breakfast which is true 3) She's thinking of Frühschoppen (because they live in Bavaria) which is a bit weird when you're not familiar with it :D 4) I think in spain you do eat a lot things with hands which you eat with fork an knife in Germany. Pizza for example (Which I do eat with hands. But some people in Restaurants still look weird at you) 5) We are known for waiting at red lights even when there isn't a single car on the street. I love that :D the rest of the world would just cross that street 6) yeah she overdid here, but older Germans love there sauna/FKK 7) that's just weird xD She didn't say we are the only country doing this stuff , but she was confused at these things and they are pretty strange/ unusual for foreigners.

[@celineak2121]

@@toffifee32milchmaus Yes and no. She specifically said at the beginning that she'd traveled a lot and hasn't seen most of these things in other countries which I totally don't buy. Maybe its different in Mexico, I don't even doubt that, but you can't tell me that its only Germany doing/having these things. Especially bc someone from Russia commented and said that they also do all of that. She probably just phrased it wrong.

[@themisslina31]

I'm German but have grown up in France i.e. I know German culture from my family who lives there & TV but I've never experienced it in my daily life. Things I agree with the most are sparkling water and young autonomy for kids ! Every time I go to Germany I'm like "hum ew no thanks I'd rather drink Leitungswasser" and people judge me so bad haha 😂 Also when I was young I used to watch German TV shows like 'Die Pfefferkörner' where kids are like 8yo but roaming through the city on their bikes with their friends... and I couldn't even walk to school for 10min on my own until I was 12 😭😭 I wanted this autonomy sooo bad honestly I think it's great that German kids can be autonomous at such a young age Btw the "take off your jacket" thing isn't only German don't worry it's the same in France, it's seen as "disrespectful" to keep your jacket on.. might as well freeze in the restaurant haha

[@HenryAusLuebeck]

Hahaha 😂. "toilet, looks like the Emoji" 😂 😂 😂 "this thing will stay there 4ever" hahaha 😂 😂 😂 Hahaha 😂 😂 😂 You made my day. Thanks for the Video. Love it. Gruß aus Lübeck. 👍

[@ethelhernandez1484]

1. Esperare el video de las cosas raras que hacemos en Mexico jajaja 2. Estaría padre un video enfocado al ultimo punto porque yo soy de las que si vivo con mi novio es porque vamos en algo serio o si no hasta el matrimonio tal como me lo inculcó mi mamá Pura risa con este este video y sus rarezas por esos son únicos y adorables jajajaj 😍😍😍😍 al principio todos esos puntos igual los vi súper raros cuando recién llegue a Alemania pero luego me acostumbre lo del agua mineral guácala aún lo odio, lo de la desnudez todavía no me acostumbro y eso que soy doctora y es que igual mi mamá me enseño que nada de enseñar mis cosas en público tal vez por las diferencias en educación social y que en Mexico son más se me fue la palabra jejeje pero no es de agrado aquí y en Alemania me gusta que lo ven como parte de la naturaleza lo de los semáforos en eso estoy de acuerdo ☝️, lo de la chaqueta en el restaurante yo lo veo normal porque hasta yo lo hago en Mexico. Espero con ansias su próximo video. Adiós chicos! ☺️☺️

[@brucedickinson8988]

Cuando los dos chocaron al mismo tiempo haciendo la misma cara rara me maté de la risa, y solo llevaba 22 segundos de haber comenzado el vídeo jajajaj!

[@violence8550]

In Greece we often take off the coat in a restaurant or a tavern, and sometimes there are young children roaming in the streets, but we don't generally do the rest of the things. You guys are awesome, love your videos!

[@sissidieauswanderin]

Anscheinend schaut ganz Itzehoe dieses Video! 😂✌🏽

[@kathatiede3870]

Dieser Moment, wenn du aus Itzehoe kommst

[@LisaBolenawf]

I’m mexican and I always take my jacket off, I feel like when the food is hot ur clothes could smell like the food idk hahaha such a great video!

[@RetroStyle89]

Joss is sooo cute. Never seen someone so cute on youtune. You just wanna hug and cuddle her

[@johnmukerji9798]

In a railway station in Germany, I saw Germans eating Brathendl (roasted chicken) and beer at 6 AM. I thought that was strange.

[@pixwulf2816]

1. ich esse garkein Frühstück 2. Niemand denn ich kenne trinkt Alkohol zum Frühstück

[@fabiolagamez3250]

Omg! I was having lunch when I heard the poop story!!😂😂😂😂 Idk. Why I didn't pause it. Thank you guys now I know Germans better.

[@black._avocadotoast516]

I'm from Itzehoe. I feel offended x3(jkkk)

[@stine2174]

Black._ avocadotoast ich in der nähe 😂😂

[@black._avocadotoast516]

@@stine2174 nice x3

[@black._avocadotoast516]

@@corinna_7895 Klar kenne ich Elmshorn!^^

[@joemcsilver8098]

Bei uns in Österreich gibts ein Dorf das "Fucking" heißt. Was glaubst du, wir es denen geht.

[@Lokicorax]

Nowadays, alcohol for "breakfast" is only a bavarian Tradition. My uncle had every friday these "Weisswurscht/Pretzel/Weissbier" breakfast. My grandpa was a "Vereinsmeier" and chief of several garden clubs - so he went to the clubs at weekend mornings and had a chat with other members at the clubhouse. This was called a "Frühschoppen" and included alcohol(mostly beer). But this was about 40 years ago, when alcohol was widely accepted from the Society even at work or while driving.

[@EmilieWongBowie]

Yes so about the naked culture - I was in Cologne at a spa and everyone was naked there and freely walking around! It was very liberating and no one was focused on nudity. Also I have not met any Germans that like bier for breakfast! I LOVE traditional breakfasts with the assortment of breads, fruits, cheeses and meats

[@alejandrah.b277]

Chicos los amoo!!! 💕Y me encantaría que hicieran un video de las rarezas mexicanas (soy de méxico) pero quiero saber que opina Janik. Ja ja ja ja Saludos!

[@peterkoller3761]

when you see your poop lying there, makes you feel like a 3d-printer.

[@MrAlphalux]

lol but yeah, you're right ^^

[@Fabian-cy1ed]

Was 😂

[@martinlauer9104]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂

[@breenm8805]

AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA

[@pluvia13]

the german toilet was developed by doctors for the sole reason to be able to inspect your poops for health reasons.. ;)

[@JustDennix]

N dickes Weizen zum Frühstück ist das beste beim Weißwurstfrühstück

[@SuperXD44]

Konterbier geht immer

[@dianalein.]

Hey, soy española y me quito la chaqueta tambien al sentarme... lo haces una vez y despues no puedes volver a ser la misma...

[@gustavmeyrink_2.0]

I moved out of Germany in '87 but prior to that every single toilet I've seen in Germany was of the odd type you describe. I was told it is to make it easier to collect a stool sample and doctors wanted those almost every time I went to one. Now in the UK they have 'normal' toilet bowls however at some point I had diarrhea and my GP wanted a stool sample which is understandable however it was practically impossible to collect one from a 'normal' bowl. Also beer is not alcohol, it is liquid bread and bread is what you eat for breakfast...or drink! :)

[@dertyp4604]

"Strange things about german people" 2 seconds later: "Why can't I show the middle finger to anyone?" So it's strange to be polite?

[@mira8612]

I went alone to kindergarden so...😂

[@schrodingerskatze6192]

Me too. it was even outside of town :D

[@abigailesqueda9418]

Whaaat? I couldn't even go alone to highschool! To dangerous

[@blackdiamond4049]

Ha I actually didn't know that it's not allowed to show the middle finger while driving... Why? I don't understand that Haha 😅 Aaaand I don't understand that naked thing as well... I don't wanna see those people naked My EyEs ArE bLeEdInG aaahh 🤣

[@kxrx4575]

It's not allowed because you kind of insult people :D They can report you for showing the finger and in the worst case you have to pay more than 500€

[@blackdiamond4049]

@@kxrx4575 Yeah I know but it's not really offensive. It's nothing personal where you wanna hurt them. You just show that you're angry cause they made something stupid. In my opinion it's actually not an insult at all :D

[@kxrx4575]

@@blackdiamond4049 i think so too, but that's the law :D

[@mateuszzimon8216]

@@kxrx4575 It's calculate as "recless driving" like a makeing something stupid like foot outside the car.

[@christopherzabala2126]

Lol.... You guys are both crazy, You just got another subscriber.. way to go and thanks for sharing....

[@chickanime9433]

1: I live in Argentina, and I also take off my jacket. 2. Is it allowed to do it in Mexico? What great life hahah 3. Haha I also eat bread and cereals for breakfast! 4. Gas water is DELICIOUS. But I also love common water.

[@mostrodrilo]

Otra cosa es que se tiran pedos a cada rato sin pena... A mi en Berlín me paso algo parecido a lo de los clubes de sexo, pero en una fiesta de aniversario de un house project, estuvo loco porque había tres pisos de fiesta, y solo el último de arriba tenía u a habitación roja con gente desnuda, recuerdo que iba con un amigo español que llevaba años viviendo en Berlín y para el fue muy fácil acoplarse, pero para mi y otra amiga de España, fue como "y ahora???" Solo nos quitamos la playera y seguimos bailando, nadie nos vio o dijo algo tonto. Me encanta Berlín y me gusta la cultura del desnudo, me late porque la mayoría de lxs alemanxs lo hacen con naturalidad y sin morbo. Saludos y besos a ambxs!!! =)

[@hugoescobar8922]

Mexicana + alemán = hablando inglés?????? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tenabros5006]

Con esto se demuestra que el inglés es el idioma universal!!!!

[@alexzideutsch5452]

@@tenabros5006 yo odió el inglés;+;

[@tenabros5006]

@@alexzideutsch5452 la verdad es que el inglés es muy fácil de aprender

[@alexzideutsch5452]

@@tenabros5006 si lo sé... No entiendo cómo es que no puedo...

[@denissedelgado6179]

Si es universal yo vivo en Rumania y hablo con mi marido en inglés

[@quinn5033]

U got it girl ! I also wonder what my German teacher has against jackets 🤷‍♀️

[@noelduncan583]

I am with you Joss! I don't take off my jacket in a restaurant because I may forget it and lose it, and I don't want to touch it with possibly greasy hands when I leave this restaurant!

[@cindyherrera1871]

Hi guys! I think the most important Is the comunication that's why I tried to practice every moment, I learnt a little bit of Deutsch and English. I love you so much, please make more videos

[@msblue-bl6rw]

„Germans are weird“ Who isn't 🙃

[@j4v13r92]

Creo que Joss es más rara de lo que quiere admitir xD

[@lazhernandez9285]

Así me encanta !

[@j4v13r92]

@@lazhernandez9285 ya sé, es la onda!

[@maximilianwasserlos1467]

Ich fande jz nichts davon komisch😂 A mi no me parecio nada de eso raro😂 I didnt find anything of it weird😂

[@maximilianwasserlos1467]

@Astir01 Na gut Stimmt😂

[@lunawolff4358]

Uh trilingual, same Uh trilingual, yo también Uh trilingual, ich auch lmao

[@benjaminneumeier5293]

Flex. Flex. Flex.

[@nadinechen8819]

RGGHhh this is the first video of you two, that Ive watched and oh lord the toilet talk xD Joss reaction to her own story was so cuuuteeee xD really adorable! and also where I live in northern germany almost everyone has those flat surfaced ones bwahahaha

[@maxx.4677]

I heard the first one and my jaw dropped. "You don't take Jackets off in restaurants???"

[@albertocastaneda5637]

Jajajajaja me encantan sus videos soy un mexicano viviendo en Colombia.,mirando los videos de una mexicana y un aleman hablando inglés, que loco todo esto 😂

[@AngelaVlogs]

my boyfriend is Mexican, and I am Austrian/Swiss :)

[@kathya1986]

Creo que es lo mismo en Francia, excepto lo de tomar cerveza en el desayuno ( cosa que no he visto ni en republica checa). Pero suele pasar lo de no quitarse el abrigo ( me pasa todo el tiempo en clases 😂) y lo de comer sin cuchillo y tenedor la hamburguesa ( cosa que mi novio francés si hace y que siempre consideraré raro 😂🤣)

[@mathiasfuicabrevis1245]

Hi the 2 of u, I am German, my wife is Chilean. I totally understand the kind of finding things weired about the other cultural side. It would be great fun to have a vid of urs about cultural differences and so... Cool the 2 of u!!! Greetings from Jena, Thuringia Mathias

[@annikab2512]

I actually think that this drinking sparkling water thing in Germany also depends from where you are from. In the south , where you can often drink water from the tab (because of the lake constance), most people actually prefer drinking water without sparkle. (So from my experience, I am from the south)

[@arvedludwig3584]

Ain't nothing better than the fresh sparkle on a sunny day and if you have a sodaautomat then the water will cool down (expanding gases). One drawback with the Carbon acid is the increasing activity of you digestion system if your body is very sensitive in that regard.

[@queer_birb5352]

Ähm ja... Ich wohne in der Nähe von itzehoe und das ist das erste mal, dass mir dieses Wort seltsam vorkommt😂

[@sebastiannebe136]

Itzehoe ist besser als Otzehie

[@ginaha7874]

Ich hab noch nie jemand gesehen der Hamburger mit Gabel isst😂😂😂😂

[@notweird1107]

😅

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

_"...why Germans are SO weird..."_ *_JOSS_** NOT-SO-SUBTLY LOOKS AT **_JANIK._* 😝😝😝😝

[@alex_sasha.93]

I am from Spain and except for two or three things, we also do those things. We do take off our jacket, we do eat almost everything with a fork and a knife, we do eat bread or cereals for breakfast and our bf or gf can also come to our place when we are just teens. Although I must say the last one depends on the family. Some families are very traditional.

[@annijensen5790]

I’m from Copenhagen, Denmark. I have to say that some of the things Germans do we also do in Denmark but I also do find one of them weird. About taking off the jacket in a restaurant: I think it is the most natural thing to do when you are inside. Danes also eat bread and cereals for breakfast and in some occasions also alcohol but not something we do everyday. We don’t kiss on the cheek either. We commonly shake hands or hug each other. Hamburgers are commonly eaten with your hands. We also drink a lot of sparkling water. Stuff that is not so common here: Naked beaches and saunas. I find that a bit weird too 😄 Por cierto, hablo español también 😃 A mí me encantan vuestros videos 🙌 ¡Buen trabajo! 👍