Weirdest Things Companies Made

[@brainblaze6526]

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[@Altair00rion]

Aww yeah

[@marcbeebee6969]

Yeah just came from "I don't know about that", with Jim jeffreys and his drug trafficker guest and he said we live in the golden age of Coke :D

[@ZAR533]

Aww yes another "simple" BB video I love you simon

[@Kuichio]

Yes, Americans do share the beaver.

[@fullcodecpr9044]

Almost an epic hour long blaze... we need those again!

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"My voice is rough from yelling during my Business Blaze videos" Suuuure...and not screaming at your imprisoned staff in your basement in cocaine-fueled rages. Whatever you say.

[@sam.nothanks]

I think you mean coke fuled rages... 😬

[@fossillife8372]

I imagine sam amd danny chained up in their tighty whiteys to a hot steam pipe in the basement. Simon coked up screaming at them to write a new script.....and find some memes...

[@abcdeisthekeygaming277]

@@fossillife8372 I'm just convinced Danny is just his alternate personality. And not a real person

[@ThatElfTorunn]

Allegedly

[@coreyperdue37]

@@sam.nothanks BACK TO THE BASEMENT

[@selavey]

(Re: Shouting) Once my partner came into my office thinking he heard me crying but I was just listening to a Business Blaze where Simon was mocking Yoko Ono singing.

[@z31drifterlf]

Love this you legend.

[@nunyobidniz]

I agree, this is *legendary* (in my opinion)

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

*Boyfriend or Husband. Don't shame him for his title.

[@deemariedubois4916]

@@nunyobidniz Just not the same...allegedly.

[@nodiggity9472]

More like Yoko NoNo.

[@afinita]

"Oh my god, are we still in the introduction?" - Simon, 12:34

[@alyssabaerne9508]

Seems business blaze standard, doesn't it? Either way we don't mind

[@jubjud13]

"Arthur the mouse." This is why the colonies rebeled. Hes an aardvark.

[@j-bob_oreo]

you know how to spell that because of the show dont you ? did you do the dance ?

[@Erika-us2ws]

@ j-bob oreo I haven’t seen that episode in probably a decade and I remember that scene clearly.

[@clove2490]

simon: who buys a flamethrower? what do you need this for? me: -looks out the window at 24 inches of snow-

[@tourmalino3205]

A shame the flamethrower won't help vs the snow.

[@RawbeardX]

Surfshark: people want to steal your passwords also Surfshark: give us all your passwords *heavy breathing*

[@zaneandre6387]

but... if You're tunnelling through them You're providing your credentials for any site or service you log in to. whether they employ pre-provider encryption and destination-only decrypt is another matter.. just like whether any password is truly ever "fully encrypted" aka "completely untamperable"

[@demoniack81]

@@zaneandre6387 That's not how a VPN works. If the site you're logging into uses HTTPS they still can't see the content of the transmission.

[@bryancorringham]

Michelin made maps that had restaurants on them, they were rated in quality with stars, which over time became the best way to know which where the shite places. Hence Michelin Stars.

[@NickVanRegenmorter]

Michilen made those maps as a marketing campaign. (You needed a good tire if you wanted to travel and see these great places)

[@FluffieXStarshine]

It's like the original yelp

[@chriswillis4153]

I thought for sure Simon did a video on Michelin before...

[@bbrodriguez420]

@@chriswillis4153 I was thinking the same thing, as soon as he said it I was thinking 'I'm sure he's talked about this in a video before'.

[@robertwalker-smith2739]

During the postwar era in France, there were a number of traveling businessmen who were obliged to eat at rural restaurants. The Guide helped them avoid food poisoning and inedible food. They would buy the guide where they bought their tires.

[@amandaparsons6650]

Simon: "smash that dislike button!" Me: *gently clicks the "like" button*

[@azuregriffin1116]

*elmo rise*

[@andiward7068]

Always on mobile-not smashing sh*t on this. ( ;

[@amandaparsons6650]

@@andiward7068 lol same

[@Rescel1]

for his voice

[@amandaparsons6650]

@@hexasides6411 I don't like people telling me what to do 🤣

[@Kore_YT]

A good way to get people to use up tyres is to get people to drive more :) 5:41

[@bigemugamer]

Ignoring President Biden and leaving your tires super unflated or over inflated will also work, without getting people to drive more. Other than cocaine, is there anything Simon seriously thinks people will willingly do more of??

[@justsomeguy5628]

Didn't expect to find you here.

[@TheSilvert8008]

T-shirt idea: Simon pointing directly at you, like Uncle Sam, with the words "No one can take away your Legend!"

[@zacharyouten4525]

I honestly had no idea that the Guinness world records were the same Guinness as the beer, that's wild

[@ruthdeckman9781]

Neither did I!

[@blackc1479]

Yep. I feel like an idiot. Now where did that facepalm emoji go?

[@seanhazelton9835]

Yea me too, I never put the two together

[@maggiee639]

I assumed they were separate companies because why would they be related?!

[@ruthdeckman9781]

@@maggiee639 yeah, that's what I thought, too!

[@WDCallahan]

It always made perfect sense to me that the tire company would start publishing a list of great restaurants for you to drive to and that a beer company would be the one to start certifying all the crazy claims we tell each other in the pub.

[@azuregriffin1116]

I was going to say!

[@andiward7068]

It makes sense they would START printing them, but the Michelin Star has morphed from a decent meal on a map to one of the most distinguished honors in the restaurant world. The Guiness Book however absolutely makes sense.

[@ChristmasLore]

@@andiward7068 , actually the stars make perfect sense, the idea was people would plan trips to go eat to a one star restaurant. And they indeed do.

[@lubu9209]

@@andiward7068 Except now it's just the top 0.1% richest literally paying to have _a_ record. Or you know, oppressive regimes distracting people from their crimes, or Billy Mitchell.

[@jessicaconda4825]

If I remember correctly, the whole thing with the Michelin company doing the food reviews was to get more people driving. Since it started back when traveling by car wasn't very common, they started a guide of restaurants and other attractions with ratings to get people to go there so they could sell their tires and such. Also since most if those that had cars are the time were of the upper classes the restaurants in the guide reflected that.

[@jeffchabotte]

This. If you traveled. you needed new tires more often.

[@mattyt1961]

as I recall the star rating was how far you should travel so a 5 star was make the trip, 3 star was go out of your way, 1 star was basically if you had to

[@nunyobidniz]

@@mattyt1961 cool! So I guess today, _I_ found out… that.

[@brainblaze6526]

I feel I even made a video about this at some point... I have made so many.

[@QBCPerdition]

@@brainblaze6526 Really? I can't say I've ever seen your videos anywhere...by the way, the beard oil is great, and the customer service us awesome. Mine shattered and spilled during shipment (winter in WI) and they sent me out a replacement, double wrapped against the cold. Awesome.

[@nova2512]

*5:38** This is actually genius. Michelin did this originally in France, and the restaurants that got the highest ratings were the ones farthest away from populated areas. And quite literally off the beaten path because they would choose ones that had the hardest commute on the worst roads. They did this so that people would drive more and wear out their tires they would have to be replaced. And worst of all I’m pretty sure I learned that from you*

[@phantomechelon3628]

Genius! 😁

[@pino6247]

Sam throwing shade on Simon in post-production is some of the funniest shit on YT

[@brettauletta7746]

I bought the Microsoft Barney for my daughter back in the day.. Once I walked by her room and I heard it yell from the toy box" Hey it's dark in here!" The batteries came out and he got banished to the furthest corner of the basement

[@jazzerzzz22]

Sounds like poor Danny...

[@bigemugamer]

@@jazzerzzz22 and Danny STILL causes problems.... Maybe Brett should check on that Barney... just to be safe.

[@pumibel1720]

Worse than a furby!

[@cartoonkelly7924]

On stormy nights it’s said that you can still hear Barney crying out to be rescued from the dark, luring small children in so he can steal their souls to sustain himself.

[@RonelynValor]

See my comment elsewhere on this video. Software tester. Hardware lab. 2 AM. Nightmares.

[@eifionharper4816]

Damm Simon's underfloor heating for taking ETA away from us!

[@caseymacdonald878]

ETA is dead!!

[@mooniejohnson]

@@caseymacdonald878 Bullshit, ETA is just biding his time... he's sitting in a dark corner of the basement where Simon can't see... he whispers things to Danny... VIVE ETA!

[@jacksavage4098]

ETA is buried under the floor, the horror, the horror.

[@nunyobidniz]

_"…nevermore" quoth the space heater_

[@Hoschikus]

The heating IS ETA! Simon you goddamn monster! #freeETA

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Guinness engine oil" USA: 👀 now that's the true Irish-American

[@oracleofdelphi4533]

Ha, a North Korean telling a British man that something's truly Irish-American. That's what Blazing is.

[@skizzik121]

Im pretty sure judging by the taste, Guinness motor oil is literally just Guinness beer in a plastic oil container

[@aguaarch]

Guinness engine oil. Looks like America need to go to war and free you from the wretchedness of "oil".

[@Sacker1939]

@@aguaarch don’t give them ideas

[@WKRP187]

Here's a fun factoid (93% sure it's fact)... Kim Jong-Un spends over $250,000 annually getting our Kentucky bourbon smuggled out of the US to somewhere that eventually gets it to him. Gotta love CAPITALISM at work!!

[@neonclear8500]

I used to work at a medical transport company. Basically picking people up when they were discharged from the hospital and taking them to retirement homes and nursing facilites. There was a nursing home that had a plaque on the wall that proudly proclaimed they were the recipient of something like the gold standard or gold seal award like 6 times in a row. Looked into the award later, it was one they invented themselves for the sole purpose of awarding it to themselves

[@dfw_sleepypillz1007]

The feels associated with Simon saying, "....disappointed in the world, and people...." is LEGENDARY. Rock on Blaze team, rock on.

[@Animaniac-vd5st]

"The past was the worst" still kinda works even for people who don't know this channel. Maybe that's why people buy it more than other designs

[@nunyobidniz]

I love it as a Simon quote, but it is personally meaningful to me beyond that. Def in my top 10 shirts. 👕

[@TheRealMarxz]

my sister has one bought by a co-worker - she's an ancient history teacher

[@Mogijup]

@@TheRealMarxz your sister is an absolute legend

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I love the past, I've spent all my time there. Even so, things keep getting better.

[@alyssabaerne9508]

It's simple why it works so well... it's perfectly true, the past sucked... and when new thing are in the past, an unfortunate majority of it will suck as well... it's a perpetual truth

[@PaulsGarage]

I wish I had an internet business just so I could sponsor a business blaze ad read.

[@default14845]

Well start selling those 3D printed molds. Lol. I'd buy them BTW.

[@erikkornfeld785]

Well... You don't need an internet business. I mean theoretically I could pay Simon to do an ad read for my dog if I give him enough money. He pretty much admitted he will do an ad read for anything even !Rage shadow Legends! If the amount is right

[@PaulsGarage]

@@erikkornfeld785 "today's episode is brought to you by some guy named Paul. He doesn't have anything to sell you allegedly, he just thinks you should keep watching business blaze. Ignore the fact that you are already watching business blaze, making this non-advert even more pointless. I mean, clearly this man is an idiot to pay to not advertise anything in order to tell you to keep doing what you are already doing. Allegedly he's a bit dim, but the check cleared so let's get on with today's video about communism or something..." Yeah I could do that. Wonder what the cost would be 🤔

[@iowafarmboy]

We should start a money pool for an ad for "business blaze fans!". And have Danny write our ad.

[@Tom-dg6pg]

Guinness book of records entry: longest intro to a video

[@gram.]

Btw, you should know that, instead of getting your crappy irrelevant record in a tiny column of the Guinness book of records (and still have to buy the book just to see it)... You could have the British Red Arrows fly over your house and have 2k leftover for booze, women, and that stuff Pablo Escobar sold.

[@gmoney4980]

The trio of Simon, Danny, and Sam is straight up Blazing Gangsta Legendary..

[@Kaiserland111]

Not going to lie, the editing and memes on this vid were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good. Sam, we love you and your work. Oh yeah, Danny and Simon too...

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I was not expecting a friggin SEKIRO reference. Sam's mixture of aged vintage and artisanal memes is beautiful. That silhouette, though, um. What sites have you been on, Sam? And yes, Beaver means that in the US. The one used less in the US is minge. Fanny's the one that means a different thing.

[@andiward7068]

And boy does it make a difference! No wonder the word "fannypack" didn't travel well.

[@binkleyspacetrucker5057]

@@andiward7068 it's the Aussies fault for changing what the word "fanny" means :D

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@binkleyspacetrucker5057 It was the Americans who changed it. It means the same thing in the UK as it does in Australia, and the UK is a bit older, wot.

[@fanbuoy9234]

Beaver also means that in Sweden. Well, our word is 'bäver' because we do like ourselves some sweet sweet umlauts, but it means the same thing. It's a true unifier of cultures.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@fanbuoy9234 and English borrowed it from you guys. Thanks, by the way.

[@sarahraisingmyvoice]

I know he definitely *looks* like a mouse, but Arthur is actually an aardvark.

[@aceundead4750]

Arthur the aardvark because Mikey the mouse is too close to Mickey Mouse lol no idea if that actually is the case but it was a funny thought

[@julianshepherd2038]

@@aceundead4750 they didn't want to scare people and everyone know that aardvark never hurt anyone.

[@davidmcgill1000]

If you'd ever seen the original books you'd see why they did that redesign.

[@MKGeorge13]

In the OG Arthur books he looks a lot more like an Aardvark.

[@aceundead4750]

@@davidmcgill1000 it turns out turning an aardvark into a human is disturbing when done with any anatomical correctness

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Simon: Guinness is alright Ireland: Just alright? *gasps* THE audacity

[@mooniejohnson]

Guinness isn't a beer, it's a goddamned *meal* . This is coming from a guy who loves Guinness.

[@Tigermoto]

#SurprisedPikachuFace

[@Hoschikus]

Yeah, but it's kinda shit, innit.

[@michellemire8462]

Lol Simon said that guiness is strong tasting, but imo is pretty tame vs craft stouts

[@dragonsword7370]

Apparently the exported stuff is shite. The Patton Oswalt description of Guinness pints in Dublin was like a "Cupcake and handjob smoothie".

[@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115]

I got the feeling that Danny and Sam are in Simon's basement celebrating the fact that Simon can't yell at them anymore while saying "Phase 1, completed!" 🤔😂🤣😁

[@Kai-uj5go]

I had a toy in the 90s, a large princess doll that wad about 1-2 feet large. It reacted to a certain VHS tape, I left it in the backseat of my moms car and she came to a red light and it triggered the dolls censor and she said something, or giggled. My mom said she almost had a heart attack and Lmao she told me that story so many times

[@abbeybevan8225]

Can we have a "No one can take away your legend" tee shirt. That would b legend

[@Mewithabeard]

Yes please!

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

Yes. I posted the same and then saw this comment. I think it would be really popular.

[@nocensorship8092]

tea shirt

[@christinak1053]

Please please!?

[@Unknowngfyjoh]

Our boy is off the chain with these business Blaze lately. Used to be one per week, now it's one per day. I still think this channel will have 1 million subscribers by the end of this year.

[@brainblaze6526]

That would be epic.

[@jeffhousen8968]

@@brainblaze6526 start posting polls, you'll get there quick one per day should do it according to the spiffing brit and his entertaining methods of breaking things I would advise watching his youtube is perfectly balanced videos

[@Joe_Potts]

Simon: "No one can take away your legend." Bard 15 years from now: "When this humble bard... Graced a ride along... with Joseph of Maryland... Along came this song... *(kazoo melody intensifies)* "

[@mfhberg]

I'm sure someone GIFed it in the first few views.

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

Toss a coin to your butcher!

[@victoriashevlin8587]

Kazoo?! 😂

[@t.c.7968]

Sam, the memes are just *MWAH* pure gold today

[@puppetguy8726]

12:33 diversification ideas for Simon: pacifiers, road blocks, mongolian throat singing, octupus cannery, polonium mining and pirated VHS tapes

[@imperlast2]

sam facts need to be a thing, also I feel sometimes Danny needs to record a video to send in so Simon can just react to it

[@szymongorczynski9695]

Yea that's a really fun idea

[@offrails]

That may be a megaproject, considering the poor lighting down there in the basement

[@erikkornfeld785]

Nah. Danny isn't going to reveal himself that easily. Have David read it so Simon can react.

[@nunyobidniz]

5:48 the #SamFacts

[@phillyfanist]

He should do Danny’s Basement Diary, a vlog chronicling Danny’s life trapped against his will in Simon’s basement and his slow descent into depravity as he gets overwhelmed with Stockholm syndrome

[@oxylepy2]

Damn! Sam, is your back alright? You're gunna hurt yourself CARRYING THIS WHOLE CHANNEL

[@allenwork6067]

Sam brought his A-game today. The memes\edits in this video were freaking on point.

[@skilledwarman]

I actually can answer the Michelin thing! They used to make guide books for different places (states, countries, ect) that people could use as guides on road trips. Part of the idea being that if they encouraged you to drive more you'd need to buy tires more often. So when people bought the guides they would know all the best places to visit as well as have maps showing how to get to each one. And the restaurants they included were graded on a star system where the lower end was "worth stopping at" and the highest end was "You need to make this part of your trip!" Then over time it just became more and more of a status symbol.

[@AndreiCaldararu]

There's certainly a different type of energy without Simon's shouting, but it's a small price to pay for a chance to hear his spot-on impersonation of Yoko Ono in the future

[@andywarda1481]

Someone who gets it. Coffee doesn't need to be tinkered with.

[@dadillen5902]

Depends on the coffee now doesn't it.

[@alternavent]

Wait.... where’s ETA? Have we forgotten, already?

[@rickc2102]

"I sure hope so," says Spain.

[@Thyranel]

No I miss him everyday!!!!

[@THEmilkyboi]

He's locked in the basement with Danny. ETA made a mistake and paid the price.

[@Westcoastadventurer]

The 5G COVID got him sorry to break it to you guys

[@nunyobidniz]

Viva ETA. He's the new Ché Guevara.

[@andipopp1984]

Michelin made the Guide Michelin so people had a reason to drive somewhere back in the time when cars where a little bit of a luxury. The guide stuck around

[@demiller74]

Can you handle me calling you captain obvious? I’m really trying to insult Simon...

[@RobVollat]

That’s funny - Big Tire actually exists.

[@missmusica82]

Sam, the memes though! They are ON POINT! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@kanna317]

Sam is giving it 1000% today. Please throw him an extra bread crust for his work today.

[@mt_baldwin]

Yes beaver has the same slang meaning in the US as it does in the UK.

[@chuckschwoch5761]

Why would a flat tailed rodent need a slang name?

[@Tigermoto]

Thanks for clarifying.

[@wewemcrhyne]

Yes, one of the worst, in my opinion, allegedly

[@jphilb]

Thought it was a fanny in the UK.

[@oggydogg4147]

A hairy beaver is a thing from the 1980,s......They are all shaven now, or have a landing strip 😂😂

[@mancavegamingandgardening9901]

12:39 the wtf Danny meme will never get old

[@stephjovi]

Sam is brillant today. So true. In my opinion : We don't do this here, allegedly 😜😂😂😂😂😂

[@alpacalyps1464]

He really was, anyway, here's a chihuahua. 14:50

[@stephjovi]

@@alpacalyps1464 yes that was legendary 😂. Maybe Sam can find it. I didn't but anyways here's a chihuahua 😂.

[@jasonthompson7378]

True I laugh so hard lol 😂 the is blazing at the moment

[@thunderball44]

I legit burst out laughing at that Curb Your Enthusiasm drop. Perfect timing

[@JaleDoris]

Sam... so on point today.

[@MrG9002]

Jim Pattison had car lots here in Vancouver, Canada, branched out, and branched out, and branched out, now has the 2nd largest privately held company in Canada...........He used to have a really cool Christmas light display that people could see up in the North shore hills as they travelled North on our iconic Lions Gate Bridge.

[@sassyslsgrl]

Nobody shouts like you and I'm sure it will be missed but so glad you are taking care of yourself ❤️

[@isaacwilson5284]

"In my opinion. Allegedly." Is the greatest ass saver ever lol. Your opinions isn't even completely solid lol.

[@WKRP187]

Proof that there's way to many scumbag lawyers that are willing to sue you over anything and everything anytime!!!! Except for my lawyer he's a gentleman and a scholar... ALLEGEDLY

[@isaacwilson5284]

@@WKRP187 ALLEGEDLY in your opinion ;)

[@abrahamhwang1422]

Simon, just make and use a sound board like Cramer that has all your previous yells categorized, organized, and available for re-use. That way you save your voice for new yells while still being able to produce old yells.

[@WamocIsolda]

Would be interesting to see Simon give a full recap of the GameStock r/WallStreetBets short squeeze after it is all said and done.

[@brainblaze6526]

Exactly, everyone wants this now, but I want to wait and see it all shake out before we cover it :)

[@jazzerzzz22]

@@brainblaze6526 this is another reason we appreciate your work on here.. yes it would get views, but you'd rather wait and the the story and facts first..

[@computernaut]

@@brainblaze6526 Yeah, good call. I definitely look forward to it.

[@sallyintucson]

Barney was so “popular” that the US military used the songs to torture people.

[@WolvenSpectre]

The 'Flamethrower" is based on a propane torch used in roofing to melt the tar on shingles when you put them in place. They converted it to go inside the body of a Paintball or Airsoft rifle's body.

[@tonyflamingo8113]

YES ANOTHER BLAZE!!! You must have given Danny some serious incentive, like an extra piece of bread.

[@XDSDDLord]

Simon always looks like he really looks forward to recording these videos.

[@brainblaze6526]

Truth.

[@EMurph42]

Love #2! SECOND!! The beard is looking more magnificent then ever Simon. I think Sam is on fire lately. Danny you are an excellent writer, please never leave the basement.

[@briankulesza5484]

Watching Simon attempt to be reserved during the blaze and consistently fail is just as entertaining as usual

[@ignitionfrn2223]

3:10 - Chapter 1 - Guiness (Book of records) 13:05 - Chapter 2 - Microsoft (Teletubbies & Barney the dinosaur) 20:05 - Mid roll ads 22:25 - Chapter 3 - Colgate (Frozen foods) 26:15 - Chapter 4 - Evian (Bra) 28:50 - Chapter 5 - Elon Musk (Boring Company)

[@devinschlegel1763]

Simon should have the sponsors send an email with a legend certificate, so you are a certified legend

[@jaghow1531]

Jim Patterson is a multi-millionaire in Canada. The Jim Patterson group owns advertisement, radio stations, car sales and more

[@zuzannar6808]

So much blaze this week! We have been blessed!

[@stephjovi]

Technically it's the first THIS week 😜

[@alternavent]

Blazed. We have been blazed. Lol

[@oracleofdelphi4533]

So much bitching when there's a lack of Blazing. Simon: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

[@AndrewMitchell123]

Blazed is the right expression xD

[@mikethomas9623]

"I'm gonna try to make this entertaining." (Allegedly) lol

[@GtaSpartan7596]

Keep the videos coming funny internet man

[@SirWussiePants]

"Elon Didn't Invent Anything New" should be the name of the biography of Elon Musk.

[@Amarianee]

It's already trademarked for a future Steve Jobs biography.

[@dadillen5902]

@@Amarianee Why would they trademark "ELON didn't invent anything new" for STEVE JOBS? 😒😉

[@minagica]

@@dadillen5902 🤣🤣🤣

[@dadillen5902]

@@minagica Your have a truly warped sense of humour. Isn't it GREAT. 😁😁😁

[@dadillen5902]

😴

[@beagleissleeping5359]

Simon needing to warm up his voice brings flashbacks of junior high music class where the teacher would play scales on the piano while we sang nonsensical things like "May me mah mo mooo!" Before getting to the actual songs. Also the only thing I really remember about Furbies is friends getting in trouble for teaching it swear words🤣

[@noth606]

I put my Furby on a shelf as it was the only handy place for it and it kept kamikaze style jumping off it reacting randomly to something on the TV. Also had a tamagotchi and I can attest that like Simon says - it was shit. I let it die by starvation after like 2 days or something.

[@BenjaminBroekhuizen]

It was either warming up his voice and trying to avoid shouting, or a shock collar.

[@chefcc90]

The Michelin Guide and star rating was designed initially to sell more tires. It was a way of saying to people with cars "you should drive this far out of your way to go see this or eat here." 1 star meant the place was worthwhile to go to if it was along your route. 2 stars indicate a small detour is worth the trip. And 3 stars, the max, meant it was worth a trip by itself. It was all to sell more tires. Your welcome Edit: Please let Simon see this so he learns something from KZbin comments

[@JimTheFly]

I was about to comment this. I remember learning this a while back and found it rather cool.

[@davidshakespeare9767]

BF Goodrich makes the aircraft lightning detector called a storm scope Every plane that has one says BFG on it!

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

Simon’s channels are like a content farm but actually amazing quality. I spend half the day watching his vids on his many channels and podcasts lmao. I think I’m a simp for Simon lol

[@goldenpun5592]

"You're watching the internet right now!" *Me, a survivor of the trump wars and doge coin crash 20 years in the future, watching saved youtube data in a bunker, a single tear rolling down my cheek as I remember the good old days of dank memes and pornhub, the sound of marauders banging on the vault doors outside pinging in my ears. They took my identity years ago...surf shark can't help me now* As I load the last shell into my sawn-off I whisper to myself, "The past..." slowly bringing the barrel of the gun to my mouth.. "Was the best."

[@thejudgmentalcat]

That was the most relatable short I've ever read. Respect

[@eowyn-faramir-reads]

*sobs* it was, it wasssss

[@broomhands8001]

Legend

[@noka79]

Epic

[@j-bob_oreo]

write a book please

[@edwarddillard7443]

FYI, beaver indeed has the same other meaning in the U.S.

[@jasonmajors2258]

Yes simon.. "beaver" in u.s. holds the same connotation lmao

[@BurnsyMcBurn]

Simon, I feel your vocal pain. I went mute for a week soon after the very first lockdown lifted in May and my voice STILL hasn't fully recovered. About 40% of my communication used to be loud or shouty, so it takes a lot if effort to stay at a safe volume, but it's not worth losing your voice just to emphasize things. You'll get used to it eventually.

[@megangill2496]

As far as the use of a flamethrower we recently had a news story in Kentucky of a guy melting snow off his driveway with a flame thrower. It looked like it worked pretty well

[@williamwelch7]

I've always loved the oldish English saying, "They just don't make things like they used to, and what's more...they never did!"

[@nunyobidniz]

Yeah, nostalgia just ain't what it used to be…

[@MCFingland]

This is so strange. I feel like my volume is broken, watching BB without Simon shouting. Seems like someone else

[@ZOB4]

The "not a flamethrower" would be great for snow removal.

[@computernaut]

Unfortunately no. You can't really clear snow with a flame-thrower. It was tested by The King of Random.

[@dianapovero7319]

This is how people hurt themselves with flame throwers.

[@terryenby2304]

Another BB! Holy Danny and Sam this is fantabulous!!

[@2down4up]

The only person I know that owns one of these “not a flame thrower” things lives in Maryland.

[@Thegreatresetoflife]

As a Canadian I feel I must give Danny a hug.. also Simon that sweet sweet watch time lol I listen seriously about 6 hours a day...it must be the hidden messages u add to your video.

[@blahaj777]

Guinness coffee sound pretty good to me, I mean dark and rich beer means they’d probably do dark and rich coffee

[@joshuaott7783]

Right.... I love the taste of Guinness and would absolutely would enjoy that. But what about a Guinness espresso?

[@rickc2102]

There are a lot of really good coffee stouts out there. Probably my second favorite after chocolate stouts.

[@Paldasan]

Making the connection between coffee and Guinness flavours is what allowed my palate to accept coffee.

[@noka79]

@@Paldasan I never really liked coffee until I had it black and sweet...

[@brainblaze6526]

I would try it

[@murderface1628]

Arthur the mouse? I believe you're thinking of Arthur the aardvark, ya friggin redcoats...

[@DeanRye]

The best blaze ever. No shouting, no American question raise at the end of sentences. Good!

[@tim6582]

Flamethrowers are actually really useful in the weed control industry. I used to work for a landscaping company and I regularly had discussions with the owner of the company about switching over to using flamethrowers rather than pesticides. It would have had the benefits of being more environmentally friendly than spraying pesticides; It's obviously quicker than hand pulling; and clears the weeds all the way to the ground rather than leaving little stumps as compared to using a weed whip (which is also terribly messy and can also be quite dangerous).

[@katsmeow6946]

And ++ it kills a lot of seeds

[@73THUNDERDOME73]

“Barney is a dinosaur, from our imagination” *Puts on BabyBop suit with religious intent*

[@garrysmith9515]

Welp! That's enough Internet for one night... ..allegedly.

[@colladius1610]

I'm so glad you're uploading here more now. Thank you Simon, Danny, and of course Sammy boy.

[@Averagecanadian1984]

Jim Pattinson is a Vancouver bc Canada billionaire who does everything here....you should do a biographics on him....guarantee he’s had a interesting path to get to where he is

[@flowertrue]

This was a particularly great episode, even without shouting. I rather like the silent ba dum bum tsss action. We don't need the sound, we hear it in our heads. Also Sam was on point with the editing and memes today. And even a little factoid! *Chefs kiss* fine memes!

[@mikethomas9623]

Simon, You will appreciate this when it comes to kids. My son (age 2 at the time) could easily switch between singing "The Wiggles" and jump right in to signing "Linken Park"

[@XDSDDLord]

I still felt the energy flowing through my computer screen, despite the lack of shouting.

[@sleedog11]

Oh boy I guess I better do that morning blaze, this one is for you eta

[@uprebel5150]

Yes, we use the word “Beaver” here in the US as it is used in the UK.

[@rickc2102]

I learned that word from Naked Gun, lol

[@randallmiller5610]

@@rickc2102 bro I know the exact scene lol. I literally rewatched the naked gun movie's last month!!!

[@uprebel5150]

@@rickc2102 Nice beaver. Yes, I just had it stuffed.

[@ultraman6644]

until right now I thought it was a US thing and not in the UK

[@ChristmasLore]

In France it usually refers to people with proeminent front teeth.

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

(Re: Toilet Books) I still keep a stack of _Uncle John's Bathroom Reader_ books at my house for reading while on the toilet when my phone is charging.

[@curtisbranagan]

This channel is definitely the best of Simon Whistlers 20 channels

[@whitenoise509]

You forgot to mention one. The cloning machine your first channel made so all of the Simons locked in the basement can keep up your production schedule.

[@613aristocrat]

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

[@samanthah220]

Well this is nice to watch in the car after I was done with getting teeth pulled

[@jaysalisbury193]

Enjoy the painkillers! ;)

[@michaelmckinnon7314]

The thing I loved about Furby, is you could teach them to cuss like a New Yorker or a drunken Sailor with a cancelled shore leave