WEREWOLF SANTA CLAUS | Resident Evil: Village - Part 9

[@qtsam717sd]

I love how marks anger grows progressively the farther he gets away from lady dimitrescu’s castle

[@ravenartistofficial]

It’s like all his positive essence was just left behind as he went, in a long and thinning trail from her castle to now.

[@WhClaus.]

"hEY bAbY ! LoO0k! It'S yOuR cAstLe!"

[@dellwoodspeedshop]

Further*

[@SwagSwagSenate]

@ChristmasElf1209 so? That person was just correcting the mistake, not threatening the commenters life.

[@jarrygarry5316]

The moment he realizes he is playing horror games instead of dating sims.

[@A_T216]

When the game asked "do you want to change difficulty?" I ascended that was so passive aggressive and I love it with all of my heart

[@BB-fy8kn]

*Easy Mode is now selectable*

[@kagemushashien8394]

(would you like to change to peaceful difficulty...)

[@isthiscamy]

What if it's already on Casual? Does it give you a link for the Tetris website or something?

[@A_T216]

@@isthiscamy the devs automatically send you a refund lol

[@psbox362]

Capcom does the same thing in Devil May Cry. I don't know if it's intentional or not, but they seem to enjoy throwing shade at struggling players.

[@youngsimba2324]

One day he’ll ask “am I recording” to himself and we’ll never hear it because he wasn’t recording

[@osvaldo3753]

Oh my gosh D:

[@TheJohnSeed]

He’s probably done it before

[@scarletttruffle7506]

r/showerthoughts

[@Bungiebird]

The fact that he has to ask and remind himself means that he most definitely did indeed do this (at least once)

[@awebtoonreader4979]

I thought that while watching lol

[@anthonylancon7707]

The pain in mark's face when he realized the launcher was there the whole time. Hilarious

[@matttheman9740]

I just reached that part 😂

[@jorgeperez3227]

That's what sleep exhaustion will do to you

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Bruh moment.

[@loki4807]

I love when Dr. Emmet Brown freaks out.

[@anthonylancon7707]

2.5K likes. Holy shit you guys

[@Idk-yn5un]

Mark: " I wish I still had my grenade launcher" Grenade launcher in his inventory: maybe I'm not even here I'm just an hallucination

[@alannahprincess2193]

When he realised he still has it I couldn’t help but laugh 😂😂😂

[@krystakizito7244]

Sorry but is ' a hallucination ' not an.

[@Idk-yn5un]

@@krystakizito7244 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@krystakizito7244]

@@Idk-yn5un you hold a tough bargain

[@JJTheFlexy]

BRUHH

[@YouHaveUno]

Mark is scarier than any monster in this game when he sees an animal.

[@noah.bear1799]

True

[@ceciliam4340]

this is exactly what i was just thinking LMAO

[@RemiStarz26]

Faccs

[@matttree1074]

Nah Mark when he hears that you haven't listened to the Distractible Podcast is scarier

[@bababagelbrain]

Even the baby?

[@ArrowChaosLegion]

Mark: "Isn't this supposed to be easy mode?" The Game: "Nah, but you can do that now if you want."

[@childmurderer5581]

mark: I hate your funny words magic game

[@matttheman9740]

the game straight up insults him by asking if he wants to change the difficulty 🤣🤣

[@dontbesav]

I couldn’t stop laughing when that popped up lol

[@KamillsWorld]

If he played the whole beginning not on casual/easy he did pretty good up to this point o.o

[@ArrowChaosLegion]

Well, yeah @@KamillsWorld. I'm just quoting it because of the humour, lol.

[@ryanisme7325]

He went from saying he respects her power straight to calling her babe

[@ravenartistofficial]

Sounds like almost every relationship xD Goes from pretending to respect so that you’ll gain their trust, to later letting your real side slide a bit into objectification.

[@cloe.x.lizara]

He works fast ;)

[@LaziestPersonAlive]

@@ravenartistofficial ... are the heterosexuals okay???

[@plutoprojector1140]

@@LaziestPersonAlive the answer is always no.

[@vyr1316]

@@ravenartistofficial gross

[@miguelpelia2396]

The moment he realizes he actually had his Launcher the whole time is absolute gold

[@sagewiccan1735]

Time stamp?

[@sladewilson5860]

@@sagewiccan1735 28:30

[@bigbproductions02]

It really is lol.

[@Samuel-qv1cd]

And the moment where your comment gets highlighted even though u were 4 hours late is absolute gold

[@HazielBlack]

it was a good thing tho, he saved all those rounds for that boss fight.

[@lonesamurai9392]

Mark: "Can you stop moaning over there? I am trying to make a baby" People in the next room: "Us too, my friend"

[@brookeymay9532]

LOL

[@alyshaburns3911]

I thought he was yelling at Duke but with your comment I'm not too sure

[@sendhelp2045]

@@alyshaburns3911 I mean he turned his head to the side when he said that so I don’t think it was the game lol

[@roger6908]

@@sendhelp2045 mark's in canada now it 'prolly the snowmen

[@critdestroyer]

@@roger6908 man there isn’t snowmen everywhere in Canada

[@memento_00187]

Mark if he'd accidentally sell lady Dimitrescu: *will restart the whole game without a flinch*

[@nevaehdail5418]

He really would

[@huntersmith2355]

so until dawn

[@reginthehoneybadger8957]

@@huntersmith2355 I know the game but don’t get the reference/joke.

[@rithikamenon]

@@reginthehoneybadger8957 well in the playthrough Mark made a huge mistake by pressing one of the keys which lead to easily avoidable death so he redid the game to make sure she survived that death. :)))

[@huntersmith2355]

@@rithikamenon I can imagine he would say something like his saves got corrupted just so he could see lady Dimitrescu again

[@BrooklyFire]

"Man stalks in a non-consentual relationship, kills woman and 3 children, then carries around her corpse and has conversations with it"

[@bravadocadoyt3124]

Well when you say it like that...

[@hurricanek0416]

Creepypasta edition

[@noraeld5020]

Just a regular day at the office

[@pog6625]

why have i not thought about it that way?

[@BrooklyFire]

Guy's this thing exploded, it's the first time this happens I'm not used to it

[@yoshidollface]

Mark: doesn't go see the Duke before what he knows will be a boss battle Also Mark: I have nothing!!!

[@traplockvirus]

@WΑΝΤ Ś Έ'X !!! lοοκ my νιdeο ! to forget reality

[@lightg2775]

And he doesnt do looting whatsoever. Thats why he's so poorly armed

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

But he made cadou with what he had

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@lightg2775 What other looting is there? Also to the OP, several times he went the Duke did not have ammo to sell him. Kind of a pointless trader...

[@lightg2775]

@@pineappleparty1624 he doesnt clear out the area(still red), treasures on the map, well, ball puzzles, etc. Thankfully he got the magnum tho haha.

[@atlasdgen]

I like how Mark is severely under equipped yet he doesn't even realize it.

[@themangastand8475]

@@SandraCuriel-mr1qn no because ammo is a scarcity. And the most common ammo in this game is handgun, shotgun and sniper. He's losing a third of his ammo potential by not having the sniper.

[@dr34dn0x4]

@@themangastand8475 Well, he also didn’t pick up the better shotgun in the doll area (as well as not doing the labyrinth there, I’m not mad XD)

[@ጂዩዝ]

He doesn't care, he like to knife his enemies like a total BOSS lmao

[@geggilishes5286]

I like how mark still hasnt finished Amnesia yet its been well over 6 months

[@RoachyChameleon]

Amnesia glitched and he couldn't progress unless he played through the whole thing again, which he hasn't had the time for

[@georgiamcflyy4772]

It’s a bit funny that Mark doesn’t notice the gun called “wolfsbane” that was introduced to be used against a wolf boss does extra damage against werewolves

[@falconmalchik3784]

Ikr

[@scarlettthomas8237]

lmao jack did the same didn’t he?

[@webdesigner18]

Wolfsbane "I'm the most powerful gun in this game. Extra powerful against werewolves." Mark: Uses pipe bombs, shotgun, handgun, mines, grenade launcher. Wolfsbane "Am I a joke to you?"

[@charlesluikart1799]

Yeah, like I literally killed Urias with like 4 headshots with the wolfsbane and some shotgun blasts

[@exlr82000]

Sounds like something you would get in D&D

[@aliteralbrick]

I like how if Ethan just wears something that protects his shoulders he would decrease the chance of getting bitten by 90%

[@sunflower_sodapop]

Wait this is like actually a really good point. Like if he wore thick leather armor for his neck/shoulders he’d literally avoid so many issues

Plus if you just cover the shoulders, you don't really lose any moveability. I guess they don't do it cuz it's not realistic since he literally got kidnapped in broad daylight, but then again, these games are unrealistic af already so having some cows you can make shoulderpads out of around wouldn't be too unrealistic for these games.

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Good point

[@matttheman9740]

So he's just suppose to make himself armour in the midst of all this horror??

[@aliteralbrick]

@@matttheman9740 To be fair he has bought, crafted and sold, many items and there are plenty spots where he could make it, and plenty material to make it from.

[@Mouthyhamster]

Idk what's worse, watching Jack keep every single gun or watching Mark sell all the powerful ones as soon as he gets them.

[@anxiousearth680]

People are never satisfied. It's our nature to desire that which we do not possess. Therefore, 2 + 2 = 5. And no, 4 is not the answer. Believe me. I am right.

[@MaxLennon]

@@anxiousearth680 Can you prove it? Otherwise you're not right.

[@pocchitaa]

@@MaxLennon Proves his point hahaha.

[@benjaminingenito530]

@@pocchitaa the irony lmao

[@waffles_waffles]

And this is why I love watching multiple playthroughs of the same game simultaneously

[@kari_bees]

The developers did not need to put that much detail into Dimitrescu's ass, they knew what they were doing

[@imhappy._.]

Hell even Angie had a buttcheek

[@dreamingjosh3662]

The developers were smiling.

[@dreamingjosh3662]

Evil Mark

[@lockdown1119carl]

Haha i can read this and laugh all i want thanks😂😂😂

[@allmakotosarebestmakotos4261]

I wouldn't be surprised if they had a "how horny can we make Dimitresuc, to completely annihilate the fans" contest

[@deathhockey19]

Markiplier: "Sells Most powerful guns" Also Markiplier: "Isn't this supposed to be easy mode or something?"

[@daffa5130]

He kinda dumb sometimes

[@alexnagy6427]

And finally he bought it back, a free gun he was given

[@iloverats1469]

@@simocronix if it makes you this angry maybe dont watch the videos and just play it yourself...

[@toritori2299]

Oh gee, someone tell Mark that HE shouldn't play HIS playthrough on HIS channel how HE wants to and have fun, because some rando doesn't like it

[@wellshit9489]

@@simocronix hey you can criticize him selling the sniper all you want but dont hate on keeping dimitrescu

[@ManmadeImp02]

Mark: HoW dId I dIe ThIs Is On Super EaSy Also Mark: *runs full speed into danger without any plan of action*

[@quinnfarris]

he also didnt put it on easy mode sjfjsjf

[@love.wildly.live.fearlessly]

@@quinnfarris isn’t it on standard? I mean I feel like standard is pretty much easy right?

[@connergifford4369]

Expect the plan to go off the rails

[@Len..K]

As he should

[@plankplayer1988]

@@connergifford4369 throw away the plan

[@zycro6644]

Teacher: So what's your childhood like? Rose: I was kidnapped by a magic lady, got my body parts disassembled and reassembled and watched my dad flirt with a crystal lady

[@duadtheknifeofdunnwall9725]

Teacher: ..... Rose: hey teach you ok Teacher: i... i....oooo...k Rose: thinking to herself I think I broke her

[@gropyjup_294]

XD AHAHA

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

Teacher: **calls the police**

[@Janislikeinmeangirls]

Teacher would definitely send her to the guidance counceller, or a mental facility.

[@danieloceansmith3156]

And that was before I was 3

[@yuitachibana6145]

Mark discovering he had his grenade launcher all along is me asking “where are my glasses” while I’m wearing them

[@DaniJHollis]

Texting my family to ask if they've seen my cell phone.

[@armaanb.6566]

@@DaniJHollis Finding my pen while grabbing it

[@TheSpy149]

Like wearing them as if your using them, or wearing them as if they’re on top of your head?

[@searching_scout]

@@TheSpy149 i have it with both

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Funny thing is, he looks at his inventory several times too. So it's like looking for your glasses, feeling your face, feeling the glasses, then asking where your glasses are.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

*Takes out Crystal Dimitrescu and stares at her cheeks* "Babe what do you think of this place?" Mark is a real gentleman

[@anthonyshen6722]

Oh great, it's you again.

[@shubhanjanjoshi5580]

Hey it’s been so long why don’t you have a mustache yet?

[@carterstevenson6009]

I’d hate to think of what Ethan Winters does in between episodes with Crystal Dimitrescu.

[@reason4ace]

@@carterstevenson6009 holy water and fire will be needed to purify this sin

[@carterstevenson6009]

@Kim Reason There simply is no way to purify the sin that was that comment.

[@tysonplaster5138]

I choose to believe that the reason Mark isn’t finding all the best items and saving them for the final boss is because he’s a masochist and wants to see how much he can handle.

[@thestrangecase1191]

not*

[@loki4807]

@@thestrangecase1191 Correct he isn't a masochist he just wants to see how much his body can handle.

[@somedude7402]

resident evil: resource manger/ horror game Jack: critically think about bullets and upgrades Mark: Hehe gun go *B A N G*

[@sandbag2057]

I read that in markish

[@kalanialdas505]

Resident evil 8 isn’t a horror game

[@chiefqueef932]

@@kalanialdas505 wtf, yes it is??? All re games are bruh

[@mimimshock]

@@chiefqueef932 no it’s not lmao it’s a dating sim with lady d

[@Little_one624]

@@Victor_Graves lol

[@cody-vt2vg]

Mark: "I thinkin' he thinks that I'm kinda smart--" Heisenberg: "...What an idiot."

[@coffinnote7353]

Heisenberg, facepalming: "Who let this guy reproduce? Why is HE the CHOSEN ONE, MIRANDA??" Mirabeau, in the distance: "... dunno. His butt cute, I guess"

[@aster.cotton]

I love how Mark acts upset every time he gets hit even though he's literally standing in the middle of a crowd of enemies swinging a knife

[@samilynn26]

I wouldn’t expect him to act any other way 😂

[@rita-want-sex152]

from the

[@RebeccaAndreaDixon]

The invasion of the bots😂😅

[@bxbblyangels197]

Nobody: Heisenberg: I’ll lend you a *hand* He did NOT just make a hand pun.

[@tyra_p808]

I love that Mark shows Crystal Dimitrescu her castle and says “look babe, it’s your castle” while casually gazing upon dat cake.

[@ArcaneJudge]

Yeeeaaa, she got ah big cake 🎂

[@snipermonke4life26]

she aint just cake she’s the entire bakery

[@helrishorror]

Thanks, we watched the video.

[@toasterstrudel6490]

So much cake I’m in a bakery

[@simo_tiba]

I thought the same lol

[@steelcurtain187]

There should be a trophy for carrying that Dimitriscu treasure around for the entire game 😆

[@robbiemallu1871]

It should be called "Simp" 🤣

[@austinvanderveer213]

There is a trophy. It's dimitrescu's statue

[@funkykong5740]

@Idk what should I name myself lmao

[@rebb6163]

Achievement unlocked: Determined

[@odz6218]

Called Milf

[@caninek9271]

Mark: "this is supposed to be on easy or something" The game being on Standard

[@his_city_girl]

I love how whenever he needs something or needs to craft something, the game pauses. So now im just imagining in real life Ethan telling the monsters during combat “ayo wait a minute wait a damn minute i gotta get something to kill you…oh and i need something to heal myself to undo all the damage you’ve caused onto me” and i bet the monsters are just like “aight take ur time”

[@amiduff4201]

😂😂😂

[@darklord884]

It's the Looney-Toons/Scooby-Doo rule of telling the monster "Hold on a second!" and the monster just stopping, folding its arms and tapping its foot impatiently until the hero says "Alright, that should do it. Resume!" and then the action just continues as if nothing happened.

[@kawaiiqueee]

*Mark* : "This is so hard!" **STORMS THEIR HQ WITH A PISTOL**

[@abhishekrajesh2300]

But hey, he completed it though

[@DarkDragon1889]

@@abhishekrajesh2300 Of course he did. He always does. There's just something hilarious about him bitching about the consequences of a bad decision he made in the game...that he KNEW was a bad decision when he made it. 🤣

[@clairem6748]

That was pretty much me with the yiga clan in botw my first time through. I kept trying to tank it and after like 200 deaths i actually made through like that. The boss battle after that felt very easy. I looked up how you were supposed to do it right after that and it was a lot easier my second playthrough.

[@SoggyBandit223]

Mark: "This knife is completely useless." Also Mark: *still using knife to fight enemies regularly*

[@BigAssGopnik]

He knows what he's doing He is a professional after all

[@distinguishedallureproduct879]

It's not a bad option considering the game is all about saving ammo for bosses

[@dracophoenixttv]

@@distinguishedallureproduct879 i never had an issue with ammo in game. On standard that is. They do take a few good knives just hit them in he head with it can stun them and they die faster.

[@kumuhana]

@@dracophoenixttv thing is...no one would have a problem in game with ammo if they actually bother to explore but most youtubers (mark in this case) don't even bother actually exploring even the simplest and most obvious of things

[@davidarmentrout6444]

He's been using the shotgun more than anything wasting ammo

[@lowkeygames2274]

“You could’ve just...not put my baby in a bunch of bottles”

[@durp9151]

its tasty

[@Mossmuncher-zm8gx]

@@durp9151 Hmm... Crunchy

[@AnimeniacSimey]

Your pfp fits with that lol

[@datdragonboi9354]

How else are you supposed to harness the placenta to steal the baby’s powers?

[@YourWaterDispenser]

@@Mossmuncher-zm8gx its liquid tho right?

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

Mark: it’s not sexual, it’s a power thing. Also mark: *calls Lady D “babe”*

[@aster.cotton]

Mark: Isn't this supposed to be on easy?! Game: Would you like to change the difficulty to easy? Mark: NO HOW DARE YOU

[@CrazyToddler]

"Really miss Grenade Launcher, sometimes I can still see them in the inventory"

[@Blue-xt7hb]

sometime he just acting super dumb

[@mia_partait]

Grenade Launcher: "Quit telling everyone I'm dead!"

[@paytonleigh8605]

23:07 Not him literally hovering over the explosive rounds for it too

[@utk040]

Mark: "This is supposed to be easy mode!" Everyone: "You're supposed to have BETTER GUNS"

[@sektaxd]

did he miss any weapons?

[@damsxlette]

@@sektaxd yes he missed a shotgun at the Beneveinto mansion

[@sektaxd]

@@damsxlette yeah that makes sense i guess

[@utk040]

@@sektaxd he got the sniper but he sold it and then he didnt find the better shotgun

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

@@utk040 He also forgot the grenade launcher existed in his inventory, and was ready to be loaded. Not surprising that he's gonna be at a disadvantage using only two weapon types, especially since he missed a level 2 version of one of those weapons.

[@MrMagic-ov9sk]

The greatest insult to man: "Would you like to lower the difficulty to: Casual?".

[@kookie_cream7619]

Heisenberg: I'll lend you a hand What Ethan *should of said* : yeah that would be helpful. I'm kinda missing 2 fingers

[@childmurderer5581]

Ethan: yea do you have spares

[@PErplEFlEmE]

“You have any in some smaller sizes?”

[@Nmethyltransferase]

I of two have those.

[@thesnoms1492]

I'm genuinely confused, english isn't my first language, is it "should of" or "should have"?

[@PErplEFlEmE]

@@thesnoms1492 I don’t know if it matters both seem right to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@YourFanGuy]

I like how he used to call her “Lady Dimitrescu” only but now she’s “babe” 😂

[@jantjediscobal1421]

And Lady Dimidong

[@manuu5780]

Progress in the relationship haha

[@vasilijebulajic5230]

Did he call her babe before he turned her in to the stone (pretty valuable stone)

[@MothInTheVoid13]

@@vasilijebulajic5230 “That waistline... yes”

[@freeplex589]

@@MothInTheVoid13 what are you going on about??

[@celticknight221]

That awkward moment when everyone was hyping Lady Dimitrescue, and her daughters, "vampire mommy" and "goth vampire girls"... when not only were they in just one small part, they were only the beginning. I find it hilarious

[@chronostc4850]

Holy shit, thank you, I've been thinking about that too and I was starting to think I was the only one

[@serPomiz]

in ages past, it fast the norm to only show the early story-relative bosses. then, people, and by thatImean publisher exces that do not play, started to do teaser and then the full-on spoiler trailers with no in-between hopefully, this is a return to better times

[@fleshflavor]

i honestly thought that the whole game was based around them because some gameplay on tiktok showed sad parts of Lady Dimitrescue talking about her daughters and Ethan hiding from her in a safe spot. Thats the only reason i even watched gameplay but was surprised she was just the first boss and only takes like 1-2 episodes worth. I originally watched pewds gameplay which was garbage and not worth it, i dont regret switching to Mark's gameplay cause its so much entertaining and he enjoys the game as is instead of rushing it for content

[@idarkstarx6939]

@@fleshflavor what did Pewds do?

[@fleshflavor]

@@idarkstarx6939 Basically his videos were more rushed and like a speed run. He wasn’t really enjoying most details and kept being a little rude to his chat which is normal i guess. He wasn’t as entertaining as Mark is like how Mark is making funny jokes, reading details, and not calling things boring looking.

[@taylordiamond]

You have to give Mark props for stopping to steal meat while he was literally running for his life. I heard of fast food but that was some really fast food!

[@purgeutopia8696]

Everyone complaining about Mark forgetting he HAD the grenade launcher in his inventory and never using the Wolfsbane and tediously killing the Lycans. You must remember. This is the man that has a lot of play time and experience in Minecraft and tried to mine diamonds in Minecraft with a stone pickaxe. He's kind of a goober...

[@Quindroid]

Like any child, he’s a headache but we love him.

[@thenoodledragon6007]

And we love him for it

[@sailingboat8309]

The gooby-est

[@slamg4618]

Also Mark: Slammed through Doom Eternal in Ultra Violence mode, defeating most of the bosses first try and beat the Icon of Sin in Nightmare mode while barely breaking a sweat.

[@plumppomelo]

Yeah he played the Technopath in Prey but used a wrench till the end. This is just Mark being Mark. I respect the consistency.

[@LonelySandwich]

Happy to know I’m not the only one who called him Santa Claws the whole time.

[@Shmeppy]

Yep

[@the.4831]

I have definitely seen you in another comment section-how rare

[@JustHudsonOfficial]

Somebody else did :

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Let him do that to you guys like this one

[@vanndymaywho1910]

I call him Hagrid

[@jessethehappyguy]

Mark: "sure wish i had my grenade launcher" Me: "y-you do. Its in your inventory."

[@suckitmozart4623]

Yes oh my god that was making me so angry

[@ammarharith5512]

@@suckitmozart4623 Same.

[@Darkstander]

He ain't got no bullets though

[@snowwfox9209]

@@Darkstander but he could craft some he had the material

[@anjjjel9818]

@@Darkstander he did have some, he had five explosive bullets to use he just had to reload it first At least I’m pretty sure that’s what those flaming bullets are for

[@ArmundJay]

this whole series is just Mark really channeling his ADHD

[@SteampunkHorse]

so focusing on / playing a game has something to do with ADHD now? edit: I meant I fail to see how someone playing a game is channeling ADHD. Powerwash Sim is different because Mark actually went into long periods of hyperfocus during that esp in the second episode

[@matttheman9740]

@@SteampunkHorse I think he means how mark is just rushing around

[@Bee-fu9uz]

@@SteampunkHorse oh my god dude please go touch some grass this did not need a whole essay

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@Bee-fu9uz if you’re getting this mad over a comment saying ADHD isn’t just hyperactivity, maybe you’re the one who should spend some time outside

[@Bee-fu9uz]

@@SteampunkHorse i have ADHD and i understand your anger, but in the case of comedy, some things are oversimplified. that’s just life. i completely get where you’re coming from- as an AFAB person with ADHD i‘ve had my fair share of invalidation because of misconceived ideas about ADHD, but i don’t need to lash out at random people just trying to get a few likes

[@Lacunykt]

Mark: "I'm going in the front way." Me: "Well _someone_ didn't read the comments." Mark, 2 minutes later: "...I didn't look at the comments."

[@Nobody-wp4ds]

My man legit asked everyone to decide in the last video and he doesnt even bother to read em.

[@msfeistybabe]

@@Nobody-wp4ds If there weren't so many people guaranteed to put spoilers in the comments... he might have read some of them.

[@PJOZeus]

@@msfeistybabe Would that be the literally every top comment that avoided spoilers? Or the majority of replies to those comments that also didn’t spoiler? Hmm?

[@YhwachTheAlmighty.]

@@msfeistybabe He even said it himself to choose a path. Idk why he even bothered asking

[@silly_001]

@Mad J *WE NEED DA MONEY ARTHUR*

[@savmarie239]

He literally has the grenade launcher gun at the bottom of his inventory.....the disappointment on his face

[@Mega-P71]

I seen it multiple times and I'm at 23:44. I'm glad to know he finally finds it 😂

[@juliefromwiisports9710]

Tell me about it! Anyway, do you know where my toilet paper went?

[@bubblestheclown7910]

It was 28:27 he noticed he had it

[@DanDoesDnD]

At least he has plenty of ammo for the future boss fights XD

[@rafivjehian3971]

Yea i was like "when did he sell the launcher? Bcs i certain he didnt in the last episode"

[@Sleight5697]

Mark: "If I only had my grenade launcher!" Me everytime Mark opened his inventory: 👀

[@crystaltaysiewchin7433]

Ikr!

[@judestarbabypup]

I forgot he had a grenade launcher so I didn't even know what he was talking about 😅

[@mathiewhudgins5478]

I forgot what happened to it

[@TeamRabidDog]

He sold his sniper rifle not his grenade launcher. He is just pretending. He can't be that dumb, at least I hope not. ... UPDATE ... OH GOD. Fs IN THE CHAT FOR MARK'S IQ.

[@sammcneillmckinnell5003]

He was complaining about how hard it was to kill enemies while missing half his shots on slow moving targets

[@shoxfox898]

"I just miss castle Dimi Dimi" has me wHEEZING-

[@denisulrich3173]

"Okay Heisenberg, whatever you got I'm ready for it" *Proceeds to die twice

[@esharrell55ericharrell19]

“I wish I had the grenade launcher still.” Me: Sees it sitting in his inventory Also me: a grenade launcher would be nice huh

[@hogandonahue9598]

I'm so mad now... I'm halfway through this video and I heard him complaining and I never saw the GL in the inventory till I read your comment lmao.

[@CrimsonRiot-le6ti]

Everytime he opens his inventory it makes me go: ITS RIGHT THERE

[@pacrat190]

for anyone whos a little annoyed at mark not finding or doing everything, he's mentioned he'll do a 100% playthrough to find and do everything so for now i think hes just trying to have fun :>

[@PopeMical]

I'm slightly concerned he won't upload a 100% playthrough though, but I'll take whatever I can get.

[@snyperwulffgaming9575]

maybe, but if he were just finding at least the more important things like.. the TAC shotgun, he'd be having an easier time.

[@quinnw919]

The only thing I’m annoyed at is the fact that he used the magnum at all. Usually I don’t care about how people use certain weapons, but the magnum is just so strong and he used it in the big boy cannibal when the ammo should’ve gone to the final boss’s head.

[@PopeMical]

@@quinnw919 It is a waste but at the same time it just means he will need to use like 10 handgun rounds instead which is that bad.

[@tommypham5299]

@@quinnw919 we’re talking about the guy who used a knife to finish off the final boss in re2

[@plutoprojector1140]

when mark realized he actually did have the grenade launcher, i was so sure he was going to break down into actual real tears

[@multigrainbar7804]

Mark: sells his important guns Jack: never blocks an enemy attack the entire game Viewers: 😱

[@pineappleparty1624]

He's getting better at blocking lol. The kicking not so much.

[@novas2905]

ive screamed at both of them for both those things, jack was definitely better at the game overal and i enjoyed his pay through more, but this is entertaining because its such a trainwreck

[@novas2905]

@Kole Koester sniper mainly

[@beeeeeeees]

@Kole Koester mark also missed the better shotgun in benevientos area. he's also not upgrading his guns nearly as much as other people have at this point which would be pretty helpful tbh

[@rusty3073]

@@novas2905 I hated the fact that mark sold it. Not only he is wasting ammo and space, he also had to pay more money than he had sold it meaning he is at a loss.

[@s.p.7313]

"Would you like to change the difficulty?" I felt that burn

[@billybob5553]

Honestly that's just salt into the wound, If somebody asked me to lower difficulty after losing a few times then that'd make me pissed.

[@rainy1856]

Whens he gonna realize the werewolf killing gun kills werewolves efficiently

[@AtomicDenson]

Likely never.

[@YagiLuro]

@Samuelitto im guessing the magnum gun

[@slothking2589]

Right lmao it's literally called the Wolfsbane 🤣

[@anxiousearth680]

Isn't it the case that you don't get much ammo for the magnum?

[@sarahmcdonald4787]

The whole time he's talking about "you think you're funny" I'm dying laughing over the fact that the game was like "are you sure you don't wanna change to easy?"😂😂😂

[@gerding1809]

When the game suggested he should change the difficulty, I died. I'm so sorry, but that was literally hilarious xD

[@taags]

The worst thing a gamer who thinks he is good will ever see.😂

[@messyalien5164]

It's more insulting when it's the easiest difficulty. And can't be any easier

[@jimwormmaster]

So did he.

[@HeadInSpace]

Is there a time stamp-?? I think i missed it-

[@napalm5941]

Markiplier: How one man can be extremely smart and dumb at the same time.

[@imagination2003]

ZF clan, especially Womble and Cyanide: we can teach you how!

[@kiel_doesntplay]

And you haven't explore the mind of mark doom fishbach

[@PJOZeus]

Could be the name of his autobiography

[@PJOZeus]

@@imagination2003 not really?

[@nooble9021]

Markiplier

[@Snek-v2]

Mark promoting distractable is scarier than the game hes playing

[@Limoneaid819]

More threatening than lady dimitrescu

[@nbddonuthole8641]

Really though

[@juliefromwiisports9710]

100% true! Umm, I think I crapped my pants. Do you have any toilet paper to spare?

[@wtbeecher]

I love Mark, watched him for...goodness dunno how many years. But the promotion stuff, especially when he goes overboard, gets a little annoying. Understanding that is how he makes his money.

[@jeremybrummel3254]

Definitely more annoying than endless bats or Lycans.

[@DemiIsDumb]

"remember when this used to be about zombies"

[@ellakuno3858]

I get that. Oh dear.

[@borderelite]

Now its about warewolves and 9 foot tall vampires and a baby thats been split into multiple pieces but is still alive.

[@hat7475]

@@borderelite this sentence perfectly summed it up and now I proceed to choke on water

[@cyberhaggis]

But it's never been only about zombies, though... *ahem*

[@c2e.7877]

Thats way better than zombies, really. Sorry not sorry.

[@cooperveeneman2]

Ethan: *has hands* Literally everything: *I don’t like that*

[@reettheratking9793]

*clapping* Y E S

[@laclara4020]

@@reettheratking9793 Shame Ethan can't clap with you

[@utu_be]

@@laclara4020 omfg

[@basil5973]

Everything: and I took that personally

[@TheSpy149]

Crank game plays? Haha I’m kidding xD I know u meant Ethan Winters

[@DontProf0akMe]

Mark: "ISNT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ON EASY MODE???" Also Mark: -runs DIRECTLY into an enemy-

[@heyimsquanchin5958]

Mark: This is supposed to be on like easy or something!! *Laughs in resident evil*

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

If not for you I would love ❤ 💕 ♥ 💗 💓 💖

[@ellyvatedaf]

Killing floor is laughing harder

[@violadorazio8947]

I think he has it on hard tho, 20:52 the screen says "would you like to change the difficulty to casual? Enemies will be weaker (etc)"

[@warrust]

He is on standard

[@psbox362]

He's on standard, but he also made it much harder on himself by skipping so much treasure (including a shotgun) and selling his sniper rifle.

[@enricocurley3941]

Mark: “If you don’t listen to the podcast, I will do what I just did to these things to you.” Me: You mean miss?

[@ravenartistofficial]

OHHHHHH BURN 🔥

[@ellakuno3858]

DAMNNN

[@Pumpkin525]

General Kenobi, you are a bold one!

[@olliegarden4570]

Dude i really said out loud...ull run away screaming abt a grenade laucher?

[@triosta1]

Mark: "I got googly elmo's plate." It is a limited edition sesame street dinner plate with googly eyes glued on.

[@wahbanger]

Highly valuable

[@MrTailson1]

Dinner plate (combinable) + googly eyes.

[@coins_png]

Googly googly elmo's plate (combinable) + elmo.

[@7Zealot]

I also made a "googly elmo" joke to myself when I got that item.

[@judesliggoo]

The stages of grief according to Mark: *1. denial* *2. denial* *3. denial* *4. denial* *5. denial*

[@cantsalvagethis]

its amazing really

[@jlgutierrez3]

7. *denial*

[@majikhu5171]

same tho

[@hhhhh6477]

8. *denial*

[@bishop782]

"You could've just, not put my baby in a bunch of bottles" - Mark "Markiplier Fishbach, May 25, 2021

[@DesolateLavender]

You forgot a quotation nark.

[@deadgodgraveyard.6461]

@@DesolateLavender no offense, but please don't be that person.

[@tyf.5111]

@@DesolateLavender You comment on the missing quotation but not Mark's misspelled name? (It is spelled "Fischbach.") Like if you're gonna be that person at least be thorough about it.

[@krystakizito7244]

He is markiplier not Fishbach.

[@MidnightPumpkin666]

The accent was killing me on this 🤣

[@shantibunny7711]

I’m starting to think that “Easy Mode” jus means all the doors to the next areas are unlocked unless they’re actually “story locked” doors

[@cassie.k007]

Easy mode just makes killing dudes WAY easier. Mark is playing in standard/normal and swinging KNIVES (which was making it harder on himself 😆)

[@Mel0nMel]

Ethan winters: *has hands* Literally everything: "And I took that offensively"

[@datdragonboi9354]

Funniest thing I heard all day thank you for that😂

[@grayprince7]

Funny joke! (But the meme is actually "And I took that personally")

[@Mel0nMel]

@@grayprince7 *being corrected* "And I took that personally"

[@Brotality]

Mark: "I really wish I still had my grenade launcher!" Everyone who saw the grenade launcher in his inventory: *facepalms*

[@guesstimatingmistresses3435]

I have so many unanswered questions like did he not see it? did he think it was his shotgun? is he just joking? he wanted to make it challenging? I NEED TO KNOW

[@Harper_BoBarper]

@@guesstimatingmistresses3435 He just didn't see it because he's a dumb. A dumb we all love, but a dumb nonetheless.

[@X7RYQ]

@@Harper_BoBarper a smart dumb

[@ghoultooth]

@@X7RYQ The smartest dumb to ever dumb

[@danielkeys8974]

I was confused - but this is Mark, so I just assumed he sold it.

[@sxtsunaii3460]

MARK!!!!! GET THE TREASURE LABLED “RIVERBANK TREASURE HOUSE”!!!!!!!! ITS A STATUE OF LADY DIMITRESCU!!!

[@siqxyre8473]

The only proper way to get markiplier to do shit

[@thehurseysfriends5635]

So who's going to tell Mark that you can't find the dagger of death's flower ever again in the game-

[@cassie.k007]

Literally 😭. The only use was to help kill Lady D. He fr is trying to find the dagger that he used to stab his “gf” 😆

[@yagamil46]

I mean, the dagger was hyped up to be this all powerful weapon that contained various poisons. It's basically a nuke of sorts in weapon form. One stab and POISONS. Not poison, poisons. You bet yer arse it's an OP weapon. Having that op of a knife would probs make it top easy or not. Take for instance the power glove or marks "Fisty" it was great in the dlc story, OP even but the moment you went into "Joe Must Die" it could no longer one shot enemies. I guess... not allowing the knife to be recovered, balances out the games mechanics I apologize if this is a long and weird comment, it's 2343 and I'm tired.

[@loki4807]

You can actually get it for Newgame+ for enough Lei.

[@jionmionskwisgaar1476]

@@yagamil46 damn. I'm only in 2022. How'd you get here? And better yet - how can we see your messages?

[@obiesenpai3869]

Alternate Title: Mark complains about not having his grenade launcher, then breaks down when he realizes he had it all along.

[@kalieffoster4607]

The grenade launcher was in you all along

[@MarkB..]

@@kalieffoster4607 kinda sus bro ngl 😳😳😳

[@dereklehman7639]

Maybe the REAL grenade launcher was the friends we made along the way.

[@reason4ace]

@@dereklehman7639 i gonna shove my friends in a hand cannon

[@generalelectricmotor9084]

Mark: "what lovely art!" *Body's hanging from the trees and blood everywhere*

[@kendlsoulust6683]

Huh. He really is like Stefano from Evil Within 2.

[@hiiipersonproductions5581]

Mark: “ I miss castle Dimitrescu. All the fond memories” Fond memories: 1. Lady Dimitrescu sucking his blood 2. Killing Lady Dimitrescu’s daughters 3. The Duke 4. Killing Lady Dimitrescu Nice fond memories mark

[@paulzan2246]

You can’t forget the time she sliced off his hand!

[@kagemushashien8394]

@@paulzan2246 or the insults she gave him

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@kagemushashien8394 "manthing"

[@isthiscamy]

@@paulzan2246 Or the time she threw him down through 4 floors at once

[@lonelychild2765]

@@isthiscamy or when she became a dragon

[@bravadocadoyt3124]

Mark gets angrier the longer he goes without dimitrescu

[@RySpitzer]

Alternate title: "Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions and lack of object permanence"

[@fire_scored]

“I wish I still had the grenade launcher” The grenade launcher:😐

[@That1Guy-32]

"If you don't listen to Distractible right now, I'll do the same thing I did to these werewolves to you" Wait... You'll die like three times?

[@Nastee-The-Slug]

PFFT-

[@kutoro4497]

Mark: *gets werewolf gun* Also mark: *continues to use regular pistol and wonder why it’s taking so long to kill them*

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Hey babe. Look babe!" Also Mark: *pulls out Lady Dimitrescu's crystallized dead body*

[@RemiStarz26]

I mean :]

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Ihbnyb has not seen 😐 😳 😑

[@andrewbaker1684]

?

[@TallWomenEnjoyer]

Who wouldn’t

[@Chechne]

Weekend at Demitrscu's

[@MarthMaster999]

"Why did i get rid of my grenade launcher?" "If only i still had my grenade launcher!" "where is my grenade launcher?" 28:25 *curb your enthusiasm music plays* I love ya Mark, but sometimes I worry about you lol.

[@KanuckStreams]

That moment was *chef's kiss*.

[@kaiwood2615]

Ethan: this must be their base Mark: Sure smells like it Jack in his playthrough: No wonder it smells so bad

[@kaiwood2615]

@CAMO Official Because I like seeing the differences and similarities in their game play

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@CAMO Official why not, exactly?

[@grif3252]

I'm watching Jack play Subnuatica and Mark play RE8

[@kaiwood2615]

@@grif3252 Same! I just finished watching Jack's play through of RE8 and subnautica, both are very good and watching Mark play RE8 is very entertaining to see the differences in there brain space *ahem* Lady Demitrescu (i can't spell

[@irirjdjjdjddj8788]

@@grif3252 OMG SAME!! I was only supposed to watch marks play through but the fact that it takes him two days to make the videos because of the canada thing i decided to watch other gameplays which in this case is jacks

[@kay.la1]

I wonder how many times Mark actually wasn’t recording

[@LokienSilver]

“Whoooo? WHOOOO? WHOOO? WHOOOOO-“ -Mark, imitating a panicked owl

[@Joi_to_da_World]

Yessssss

[@xavierrobinson1308]

Reminds me of the animation video from Vanish I think XD

[@sirblackrose5293]

24:31

[@cardinal1289]

Just got to that part

[@andreajimiza4620]

Mark: "If only I had my grenade launcher:(" Said grenade launcher sitting in his inventory:👁👄👁

[@somedumbasswithlonghair4965]

I was trying to find this comment the moment I spotted it

[@Khris260]

Same 🤦‍♂️

[@VansAlt]

I think he just doesn't have ammo for it and thats what he means

[@nat_the_gnat]

@@VansAlt 28:22

[@VansAlt]

@@nat_the_gnat Valid

[@clairehughes2895]

I feel like filming a show that’s quite literally about staying awake has led to Mark’s decreasing sanity.

[@lativous287]

Am I the only one who didn't know that's what he's filming. Edge of sleep was a banger podcast

[@clairehughes2895]

@@lativous287 I mean I don’t have Twitter so I didn’t find out until a couple weeks ago, but I agree. Edge of sleep is one of the very few podcasts I’ve listened to and I love it.

[@drantigon]

I am unfamiliar with this thing

[@rita-want-sex152]

how many

[@_CMStuff_]

Well he is rushing the game imo which I dont like

[@pog6625]

Anything: *Lives* Markiplier: *"And I took that personally."*

[@M_Alexander]

"Hey Heisenberg, I beat your puzzle." Has yet to arrive

[@steelsilence19]

You reminded me I forgot to do the labyrinth puzzle in the area noooo

[@masteroogway1533]

I’ve been staring at the grenade launcher the whole time in his inventory thinking there was something wrong with me but I guess not

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

Is the grenade launcher not there tho? Right under the shotgun?

[@cwurse8332]

IKR

[@douglasalbertson8340]

Same, though.

[@mattaiello9946]

My GUY. Stress levels are so high.

[@chriscorvid50]

@@Morethanlikelyaperson I think it’s because he replaced it’s quick slot with the magnum, and apparently forgot it exists

[@camerongrondzki2716]

I wish Lixian would've done a lil editing joke, showing the grenade launcher literally every time Mark opened his inventory whilst continually saying that he doesn't have his grenade launcher

[@grayprince7]

That woulda been hilarious lmao

[@ishitaghosh04]

The editing on this video is very minimal so it feels like Mark edited it himself Plus there's no credit in the description

[@camerongrondzki2716]

@@ishitaghosh04 was thinking about the possibility of that as well

[@meatrot]

yea, maybe Lixian wasn't able to edit this video?

[@beepb00p78]

Stages of Mark in this playthrough: - "Where do I go? What do I do" - r a g e - aooga booga lady d - "Th-this is easy mode???" - doesn't see things that are in his inventory - generally just ADHD chaos

[@verteabrae]

you forgot “am I recording?”

[@mustymannaro58]

Missing every obvious treasure as well

[@MegaLars10]

Marks logic in this playthrough doesn't sell: items that literally do nothing except give you money when sold Does sell: his best guns, combinable items he didn't combine yet

[@blackjacka.5097]

I don't know why he keeps being scared of selling something useful, almost no game would let you sell important items.

@@blackjacka.5097 and it literally tells you its only for sale or a combinable treasure loll I know lets players put up an act, but you can also still play the fucking game normally. I love mark, but I wish he took games more seriously sometimes

[@savagefamily0220]

I would question if he ever played a Resident Evil game (or any game for that matter??) except I've watched him play them for years. I'm so confused what has happened to his ability to manage resources!?

[@whalesaph]

@@savagefamily0220 He used to be like the person I thought was the most capable when it came to these games because he would hyper-focus on stuff, but it's been weird... Not sure what happened. It seemed like Sean was more passionate about the game and so he cared more about finding everything and the things he missed or did/didn't do weren't as weird for someone playing for the first time with no guidance.

[@sammich1009]

@@blackjacka.5097 I get his reluctance to sell some of the things. I always get scared that I might actually need it in the future or that it could be useful or that I just shouldn’t sell it yet. Other times it’s a collecting thing I think, stuff just looks cool

[@CreatureCal]

The big hairy hammer guy looks like he wants to say “Yer a wizard Mark!”

[@RemiStarz26]

Omg 💀🙌✨

[@iguanotorious9806]

The big hairy hammer guy IS Mark

[@silkswitch]

:|

[@hornydiscord]

Hagred never was the same after Harry’s dead The drugs and alcohol was what kept the pain away

[@XXXTentaclez]

I hope he went *LEFT!*

[@BlueFlameBird]

"Would you like to change the difficulty to casual" I'm not even the one playing and I feel so insulted lmao

[@rct3terminator1000]

*Flashbacks to DMC3's "Easy Mode is Now Selectable"*

[@saranonymous91]

Same - I was like "How dare you?" :D

[@NicolaiAAA]

lol I know, right? I was sitting here like, "Ok, he's only died twice, calm down game." xD

[@evathefloofyfox6742]

"I'm not scared of anything!" *Every time Mark ever screamed like a girl flashes through my mind*