'May be the dumbest guy on Earth' Sheriff Grady Judd: Burglars call 911 for help moving stolen goods

Authorities say two people in Polk County broke into a home, stole some items and couldn’t move them all, so one of them called 911 for help. Story: bit.ly/3Qmkyle

[@Steve-ec6ed]

The worst thing possible is to get caught by Sheriff Grady. Not only are you going to jail but you're also getting roasted on TV 😂😂🔥

[@Chriscovelli1]

Yes, the man acts like a tyrant and truly doesn't deserve his job. A perfect example of a man that thinks he's a good person, yet destroys families and people's lives without a second thought. FU Mr Judd

[@nunyabizness8799]

Obviously this story is a lie. Dude is a clown. They're desperate for ratings.

[@blesstheeric]

considering i know someone personally that got manhunted by him, i agree, makes you not want to be a criminal or commit crimes xD

[@yolandastephens8773]

@@blesstheeric 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yolandastephens8773]

😂😂😂😂

[@AUSTINHARDY-bi4rh]

"I'm sober as most judges right now." Sheriff Grady has me in tears 😂

[@nancyyarbrough1445]

I promise I did not copy your remark. It just hit me right away, before scrolling. He is hilarious and needs his own channel. A montage of his comedy would be a hit.

[@mharris5047]

"Most" is the operative word here. A few years ago four Pinellas County judges ended up with DUIs within a six month period -- one arrested at 8am after she comes to work so drunk that she smashes her car into the electric fence separating the judges parking area from the civilian parking area (all she had to do was wait 20 seconds for the fence to open). Here in Michigan I know of two former judges that came to work either hungover or already drunk and drank vodka all day on the bench every work day!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mckennacorbin]

I love this sheriff! You’re wondering where he stands on crime.

[@dizzlefshizzle]

As he slurred his speech 😅😅

[@degatagauwatie4073]

Well, that's not saying too much. As I understand it, it's mandatory to but naked under those robs, and the "water" they have in a glass must legally be vodka.

[@SuperFitness12]

Every county should have a Sheriff like this!

[@user-tj2vf6tm7o]

Just what every county needs another clown pour a new coffee salesman this guy is a fucking joke

[@mikejungferman4744]

We got one , 2 county's away

[@MarilineAdinacross]

Yup. I like him!!!

[@shelleyrollins4782]

I’m from Canada & I just love this sheriff! He has great common sense, he’s no nonsense & has a great sense of humour!

[@CompShooter54]

About 40 years ago a young man - early 20's - bought a very old cowboy style revolver from a gun shop near me. He had a license and bought it legally. The very next day a guy walks into same gun shop and announces a robbery. The owner gives him the cash and whatever else he wanted, and the guy leaves. By the time this Einstein gets home the police are there waiting for him. How did they know who robbed the store? He used the same pistol he bought the day before to rob the place. Being essentially a one of a kind revolver, the owner recognized it right away, looked up his paperwork from the day before, called the police with his name and address, and the rest is history. I'm sure he wasn't a student at Harvard.

[@dameoftruth4022]

Was he from Florida?

[@mrfarmer532]

Definitely a Yale man

[@mattycakesmuhammmad]

if he was a harvard student he would have killed thousands of people and got away with it by claiming it was "science"

[@tamikawiggins6230]

That's wild..Just dumb

[@dylonjackson8863]

Hard to tell if that's low IQ or big ego. Probably both. 😂🤦‍♂️

[@cosmiceternity2033]

"You have to be from New York to do something like that." Bro did not hold back at all 💀

[@alton31ellis]

With all due respect Sheriff, this kind of thing only happens in your state. As funny as this story is, there are countless others like it that originate from only one state in the union like none other; the Sunshine State Only your state has a worldwide renowned game called ______Man Game - insert your name in the blank. I would encourage you to to play the aforementioned game because you’d have enough material for a standup comedy career for the rest of your natural life.

[@vichikes]

Yeah he's funny but his Polk County has 750k people and my county has 1.7 million and his has way more drug busts, gang activity and dumb criminals

[@cj1gaming102]

@@alton31ellis Politics aside, Florida definitely has some of the wackiest things happen there. Maybe it's too much heat?

[@markiobook8639]

that was a nice Florida anti-Floridaman slam back to NY snobs

[@Letsplvy]

I think he referring to the police of New York since they have a history of being dirty

[@AWAKEBUTNOTWOKE]

The US needs more people like sheriff Grady!

[@margretsims1322]

I heard once "Criminals are stupid, and because they are stupid they are criminals"......

[@KvltKommando]

Problem is that doesnt account for Epsteins and Bernie Madoffs

[@enjoystraveling]

Plenty of people that aren’t very intelligent working very industrious at all all kinds of jobs, whether it’s mowing grass or during construction etc , at least working instead of stealing.

[@JoeVinson]

Epstien was controlled. He was not brilliant. There are many people involved. Some would probably blow your mind ​@@KvltKommando

[@Jefe-qh8kd]

And they wear badges and love to violate their own oath.

[@bccvmarlo7971]

@@Jefe-qh8kd Just save it. YOU are the problem, not everyone else.

[@LetzBeaFranque]

This man is a national treasure.

[@extropiantranshuman]

disney - you hear that?

[@DamnedSilly]

Yes, we all treasure a good joke.

[@giovannigiorgio2262]

This man is a national treasure.

[@DOLfirst]

Sounds like a man who is so in love with his own voice that he doesn't hear what he is saying. Should have been a traveling preacher swindling idiots out of their money. If that's what you call a national treasure... whatever 🙄

[@petesmith9472]

Really? He’s a disgraceful Desantis lackey and his support for permitless concealed carry is a betrayal of every law enforcement officer in the United States

[@paullandreville5394]

People like the Sheriff should run the government. We'd have a lot fewer problems.

[@amirahnazario7874]

Run for president 💪🏾

[@karlaingle9749]

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Sheriff Grady Z Judd!! He is the absolute BEST at telling these stories about stupid ass criminals!! He just makes the story even better wen he's telling it . Thank you for putting a smile on my face!

[@Raelven]

"I'm as sober as most Judges" 🤣 Sheriff Grady is so 🔥

[@unknownalien3837]

definitely a lie and a pathetic one at that

[@Raelven]

@@unknownalien3837 How many Judges are "most" and how sober are they?

[@daowest]

I thought this was funny, then sad, and then side-splitting funny again when this sheriff, from Florida, said these criminals must have been from NY or Baltimore, because those cities don't enforce the law. Both New York and Maryland have lower crime rates than Florida. One thing we do know, this sheriff was educated through the Florida school system. He went out of his way to take a political jab and ended up on his arse. Give me a break.

[@paulettelamontagne6992]

@@daowest I don't know how you figure and unlike New York we're allowed to have guns and we have stand your ground laws and a Santa Rosa County Florida where I live you can go target practice on the weekends for free I'll share says he don't want us to miss he wants us to save the taxpayers money you must be from New York

[@Kissmafist]

And his cheeks were bright red. Lol. Could be alcohol but probably Rouge

[@thebrodwarrior_xi6515]

If Sheriff Grady ever decides to perform stand-up comedy on an "open mic" night, save me a seat!

[@conservativehippie9736]

We'll start his fan club 😁❤️‍🔥

[@unknownalien3837]

dumbest comment no cap

[@odomodometer]

As long as he doesn't go to NYC or Baltimore. lol

[@kimf442]

@@odomodometer 😂😂😂

[@gracieg7601]

I like him cause he encourages the people in Florida to arm themselves and know how to use it. Protect yourself.

[@jafo4u508]

Why aren't all our law enforcement in this great country like this beautiful Sheriff?

[@johndivito3811]

Sheriff Grady Judd needs a reality show first of all because he is tough on crime, people love that.

[@kellyturner8813]

This man should have his own show. He puts everybody on blast. Love that for him.

[@mikef5881]

And then turn them right over to Judge Mathis! 😃

[@sherrybarnhart5435]

@@mikef5881 😂😂Right the first thing Judge Mathis would ask are U a crack head are U smoking crack

[@raymondshaw7186]

He's got his own channel

[@AlxndrXX]

This is his show

[@wildestcowboy2668]

​@@mikef5881 have you ever had da taste slapped out ya mouth?

[@jaimep456]

"I'm sober as most judges" This sherif is just the best

[@ZebraKatzWhereItsAt]

Idk having to say multiple times that you're sober kinda tells me he might not be 100% sober lol. Just my cynicism tho. Imagine telling a cop more than once you're sober without him even asking if you're sober... its like ok... i didn't think you weren't sober but now i do.

[@michaelfredericks9546]

Maybe if he wasn't he'd actually be interesting as a public speaker

[@jaimep456]

@Trevor did he say it multiple times? I only heard it once in this clip and he's obviously just making a little joke. He probably has some fun here and there. I don't see anything wrong with that as long as he isn't doing anything illegal.

[@iknowdaytona4184]

We had a judge in Ohio that was a cocaine addict on the bench an retired after 40 yrs. Really pathetic, embarrassing this idiot gets voted for for many yrs. after. He had the coke in his saddlebags on his motorcycle during early days in law school. And another juvenile court judge who had 3 d.u.i's an retired after 25 yrs on the bench. You see sort of why I came to floridah'.

[@Savvy8819]

lol 😂 I found that funny too.

[@conniegravelle1803]

Sheriff Grady is excellent! He calls it like it is.

[@scres87]

“We gave em a ride alright…” There are so many quotables in here: “You gotta be from New York..”

[@michaelfreeman6608]

The man takes a common-sense approach to crime. He speaks to the press and the public as if we are all his friends. I love listening to him.

[@KissingTheCook]

Yep!

[@karrr1573]

His narration is to crime what David Attenborough's is to nature.

[@TheBesney]

He too nice

[@martingauthier7377]

In other words, he's a genius. Not even kidding. Anyone who speaks common sense and does his job is a genius nowadays.

[@osvaldorubalcava9721]

Better than the other crap cops saying “ we cant answer that yet.”

[@tyrantcynicalgaming]

He is not just roasting these 2 people, but also roasting the justice system in New York.

[@nynysquadrules126]

Why not, people make fun of the criminals in Florida all the time. Including him. 😂😂😂😂

[@ricgunn1439]

Look at NYs politicians.🦥😢

[@nycdrummer23]

I’m from New York and I approve this message.😂😂😂

[@Bartsimpsons0n]

Fukin twilight zone shit man...

[@nicolegillespie4704]

I bet my life that sheriff Grady is a republican.

[@metaldetectingoutlaw8389]

I saw a guy in court.. he was about 38 years old. The judge goes.. "Why were you speeding"... he said... "I had to get my girlfriend home before midnight". The judge asks, how old is your girlfriend... he said "16". The whole courtroom became stone quiet, and everyone just looked at each other.

[@christiancline5167]

That's legal in a lot of places. Edit: I keep getting "just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right." I know that, and that's not the argument I'm making.

[@jennagivens8436]

Well we call that pedophilia here in the USA 🇺🇸.... 🤣🤣... Wow!!! so many people are coming after me... a hit dog hollers....

[@michelemcdermott75]

@@jennagivens8436 AMEN we do!

[@4ws_]

@@jennagivens8436 age of consent is 16 in some states maybe u should check urs

[@christiancline5167]

@@jennagivens8436 no, you don't. It's legal all over the u.s. you can look up age of consent laws. In Ohio, for instance, a 16 year old can date a person of any age older than him/her. Not to mention that child marriage is legal in some form in every state but Vermont. I'm not saying it's good, but these things are absolutely legal. Edit: I was using outdated information on the child marriage thing. It's now legal in 43 states as opposed to 49.

[@annamarielewis7078]

I swear, when you retire, you need to do stand up comedy. You kill me. You are so funny 🤣😂🤣

[@SomethingAboutBeautee]

I’ve ALWAYS loved this Sheriff and his compassion for helping victims ESPECIALLY when a victim is murdered or critically injured SO THIS was a breath of fresh air to see him in a lighter mood. 😂

[@highplainsdrifter8518]

This sheriff needs his own tv series. I could watch this sheriff all day and never get tired. Love it!!!!!

[@Chris-fn4df]

He's already on KZbin... what more are you looking for?

[@prodigalpriest]

Probably the next Jerry Springer show. 😂

[@carola7539]

He is the best!

[@meadofvalhalla8535]

Sheriff Grady is a national treasure 😂 this story has me laughing

[@HenryBenaid]

He cannot believe this is real 😂😂😂

[@hollyedwards4789]

I look for his videos it makes my day lol

[@natureschild.5380]

He is a crack head lol

[@michaelbattista4596]

He is a talented storyteller for sure.

[@liluralongion2232]

🤣🤣

[@lisashapiro4714]

Your awesome, Sheriff ,you do great work

[@sconiersclan]

I love our Sheriff Grady. I pray he has long life

[@JonnoPlays]

"I'm sober as most judges right now" This guy is the best 😂 👌

[@chitownbuck6389]

New I wasn't tripping 😂😂😂

[@cristya2042]

Hahaha.. I couldn't stop laughing. Lmao

[@jonnybgood5764]

Dude was hanging over the podium, making 2 pictures kiss 🤣🤣🤣 is these super troopers. 🤣🤣🤣

[@namebrandlabel]

He forgot the girls name p quick 😅

[@antoniogriffin7135]

🤣🤣😂🔥

[@charlene2400]

I worked in Scranton, PA for about 8yrs. During that time, one of my coworkers got arrested for his house being robbed. When he'd filed the complaint, he listed his cocaine stash among the stolen items. When they recovered the stuff, he ID'd it as his, and was promptly arrested.

[@elizahhoward6810]

Isn't that the office place

[@huskylove8637]

Omgoodness 🙃😳😊😘

[@Diablo-nf1kn]

@@elizahhoward6810 😂😂😂😂 Scranton

[@charlene2400]

@@elizahhoward6810 also where "Munson" ended up in Kingpin lol. "They paint their cars primer grey. Keep 'em in the backyard where they stay....Deep in the heart of Scranton!" 🤣

[@greatvaluecorndog]

cocaine is a helluva drug

[@romanoguttadauro6116]

Sheriff Grady, You got my vote.

[@waynebrown5428]

I live in NY and this blows my mind! I can't stop laughing. Thanks Sheriff for making my night.

[@dks13827]

NY ? Sorry.

[@Jen0714]

You should take a few hours and watch some of the best of Sheriff Grady's videos! 😅

[@Bennett1430]

Grady isn't wrong! This is coming from a NYer as well lmao

[@antoniomontana9430]

I'm originally from upstate NY now living in Central FL. I wish NY had sheriffs like Grady Judd.

[@antoniomontana9430]

@@Jen0714 his level of sarcasm is epic and he cracks me up in how he describes the criminal numbskulls who are busted in Polk County.

[@marymccoach1328]

“You can’t fix stupid” - Larry the Cable Guy 😄

[@Peart5220]

Ron White...

[@k20z3keith7]

Ron White... ya tater

[@puzzledobserver7644]

Ron White would definitely appreciate the irony of your comment.

[@jcee5868]

But you can give it a court date

[@AJDaniels5298]

Some stupid can be fixed with an ass whooping.

[@GAURAV914]

NY can learn from Florida as most criminals go free in NY.

[@charesshlarraga7420]

Sheriff Grady Judd should be a standup comedian on the comedy stage!

[@ericelf2084]

I almost soiled myself when he started doing the puppet picture conversation and then just dropped both pictures on the floor. You just have to love this Sheriff!

[@Mary-sf8cy]

He is hilarious

[@eredinbreaccglas3935]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@courtneycondit]

I love him😂

[@4kinmad]

That cop is an ass whole

[@srobertweiser]

Nobody ever told them that all they had to do was say 'I want to go home' and click their heels together three times?

[@toddposton869]

I was today years old when I learned that the Dollar General sells cell phones.

[@carolinezipp4383]

I JUST LOVE SHERRIFF GRADY!!!, God bless him and keep him and his family safe.

[@MsJamnation]

“I’m sober as most judges right now” Grady with the no chill as always! 😂😂 Most entertaining stories on KZbin!

[@lqdxoni1]

key word most not all

[@tonyalittau3944]

Calling 911 for assistance with moving and then a ride to the airport...🤔 With STOLEN STUFF THAT IS ALMOST READY TO GO... maybe they feared they'd be robbed being how they were just visiting?!?! Can you IMAGINE IF HE GOT HER PREGNANT?!? What kind of human being could they POSSIBLY RAISE that would have any chance at life?!? Just sad! Some people should not be allowed to reproduce! Just my 2 cents...

[@francinefreeman9472]

What most judges aren’t sober. Lol

[@jackiecp1021]

I love this sheriff! You can tell he loves his job, but most of all, keeping the community safe is his priority!

[@mannyortiz5805]

I like this sheriff😂

[@eponymousIme]

What he loves is performing for the camera. That's his priority.

[@athenahill8788]

Yes, but oh my god he is a terrible story teller LOL.

[@jackiecp1021]

@@eponymousIme lol, and that offended you!😂😂

[@hummingbird275]

@poolenudel8453 What ??

[@kimchunchu3556]

When he decides to retire, I hope he becomes a trainer for other sheriffs and LEOs in Florida. More like him are needed. He applies the law fairly. He has arrested deputies from other states and locally, judges, Disney employees and even 3 of his own deputies.

[@markmiller489]

That’s how brazen people have become with stealing and just having no accountability.

[@barkbros123]

This sheriff needs his own podcast 😂😂😂😂

[@Ebmoclas19]

Watch this space... I've been watching him for some years now and his presentations are starting to look an awful lot like the Sheriff is thinking about taking a run at a spot in politics. If I wanted to take the Republican party back to its roots after the Trump fiasco, he's where I'd go.

[@JR-zm2yu]

@@Ebmoclas19 If people would stop allowing m s m to brainwash them, the world would be a better place. God Bless Humanity in waking up💜🙏

[@Lifeontheroad123]

Agree

[@777superlightwater]

Haha

[@carmiethompson2676]

@@Ebmoclas19 What Trump fiasco? The Republicans were loosing their roots long before Trump. In '64, Barry Goldwater(R-AZ) proposed a revised Party but it was overshadowed by Regan, he was flashier. He believed his advisors to not push China & to ignore moving our Consulate to Jerusalem. He also didn't stand up for America to the UN or NATO. So what fiasco?

[@TheBmco99]

Man I like this sheriff, he’s down to earth and says it how it is

[@patrickcunniff5936]

he's a scumbag with a county full of crime and corrupt deputies.

[@kathleenniska6450]

Check out his video "Mc mad" and his take on school shooters. Both on KZbin.

[@AS-fd9jc]

He’s a showman bro, he loves the attention that’s all

[@deathharpproductions3094]

@@AS-fd9jc Morons like these two give him all the material he needs. LMAO

[@buttface9434]

pretty sure hes drunk.

[@DJSanOneTV]

😂😂😂😂😂 best sheriff ever! Your stand up comedian could never ! Lol

[@itzlegion123]

I love Grady Judd please keep this man safe at ALL costs. When he said “ you mist be from NY to do something like that had me dead bro 😂😂

[@flacadiabla3193]

"I'm sober as MOST judges right now..." -bad ass sheriff

[@James-mo5lh]

I bet slot of judges are drunk off there ass.

[@paulmolina9261]

that was funny, tearing up ny.

[@extropiantranshuman]

roasts not only the criminals but wannabe cities and justices too.

[@garyboatwright2728]

Like how he said "right now" Hahaha

[@extropiantranshuman]

@Jason Shoots mental health doesn't have always to do with alchol. Alcohol addiction is its own subset. People don't have to defer to alcohol if they're unwell. Not everyone drinks because they're unwell either.

[@jimroscovius]

I remember a story about a guy who broke into a home, raped the woman, and asked for money. When she said she didn't have any, he said he'd take a check. He gave her his name and she wrote him a personal check. He was arrested when he went to the bank to cash it. Also, a number of years ago, in a small town not far from us, a guy robbed the local bank. Problem is, it was the small town he grew up in, and everyone knew who he was. Didn't take long to arrest him. Since people are just born idiots!!

[@johnmoss1199]

Or born scum ie rapists

[@jamesbehrje4279]

You literally can't make this stupid shit up its so stupid!!! 😄

[@erniejones5008]

I also remember, reading where bank robber had wrote the hold up note on the back of a withdrawal slip that they filled out with their real name, and all their information, and then left the note. And the guy who wrote hold up note on back of pay stub and left the note.

[@connorhood3569]

Ahh some mother's do have them

[@roryhand6650]

I remember the one about a guy who tried stealing valuable equipment from a conference center or something. Only problem was there was a Police convention on in the center that day. A cop caught him in the bathrooms with some stolen stuff and shot him in the leg

[@alau4739]

Sheriff Judd you are the best sheriff. You are a ray of sunshine in these dark days with so much corruption and crimes. God Bless you and protect you and your entire family and police branch.

[@nancyyarbrough1445]

"I'm sober as most judges right now." The sheriff is hilarious. On a serious note, I have an abundance of respect for Sheriff Grady Judd.

[@hanssolosiento]

He was so drunk! Rewatch it

[@lisashapiro4714]

Me to 💯

[@giiiddyup]

He reminds me of when SNL did skits of George W Bush and other politicians. So similar.

[@lynnhuidekoper8647]

When I am depressed about the news, I always turn to Grady Judd to laugh hysterically at his comic delivery every time! 😂🤣

[@buggiebuild1]

Exactly, I don’t watch the news, I live in Palm Beach County, and there are idiots everywhere, but these two, have definitely topped off the new year, when he kissed those two pictures that had me almost rolling around on the floor, my back still hurts from laughing😂😂✌🏻

[@mharris5047]

@@buggiebuild1 For the record Sheriff Judd is Sheriff of Polk County. I am sure he is thankful that he doesn't have to police Donnie Trump at Mar-A-Golfo.

[@CarlWitherspoon-xn1uo]

If I dum day must be crazy n on drugs she call 911on them self for a ride after day rob the store dam who dum is that that's one easy arrest

[@cfavalorofavaloro6053]

@@buggiebuild1 I know Lmao he is a trip! The man could be a stand up comedian Lol, I could watch his videos all day long, i love him.

[@hummingbird275]

@@mharris5047. I am sure you are an embarrassment to Sheriff Grady for your stupid accusation . New Yorker??🙄

[@monicarushing8806]

Sheriff Grady is the greatest.

[@macaroniheart444]

Mister Ballen and this man should team up for a story telling tour!

[@Rob-gf3pb]

“You have to be from New York to do something like that” LMAO

[@ggsumner1947]

As another TV station in Florida would say, "Only in Florida". You're the best Sheriff Grady Judd.

[@southernsass2937]

😂😂 Love this Sheriff! Just how many.. or what kind of drug does one have to be on, To be this stoopid? Some ppl are just born with this gift 😁

[@NoName-ml5yk]

they were from NY

[@GrouchoTM]

I laughed hard when he said that!

[@godbyone]

I think sheriff Grady. Is fiction.

[@scottcharney1091]

@@southernsass2937 It could well be lead poisoning in childhood. No, seriously, it lowers IQs, weakens impulse control, and is a significant cause of crime.

[@ArthurFrancis7593]

I'm pretty sure that's what this country is teaching ; " We'll forgive your actions,, We'll give you everything we own.... We'll help you get where you want to go....."

[@Scratchingforcash]

Life is hard, life is even harder when you’re stupid. **John Wayne**

[@RandomLBS]

i just respect the fact that he said ..""I'm sober as most judges""... because we all know there have been judges who were literally drinking while in court

[@stuartofblyth]

I didn't miss that one! It cracked me up.

[@RyanJones-ew8vm]

Thays a saying in the u.k too

[@MrJohnnyDistortion]

He did say,,,,,,"most".🙄😳🙄😳🤣🤣🥴🥴🥴

[@chrisstaples703]

They all do coke together in the back room of Missouri court rooms lol then continue on with the show .

[@bearingcee]

The good sheriff was very careful when admitting to taking drugs. And as Sober as most judges. Lol, he was low-key telling us he was effed up. This man is a gem of a human. He's on my Mount Rushmore of Lawmen. Speaking of, Bass Reeves is getting his own 1883 spin-off. They should have given the part to a real black lawman like David Clark. That guy is probably descended from Bass.

[@mayorprobank]

G. Judd is pure gold!

[@MasterChefJessica]

I died when he faced the pictures towards each other and acted out the conversation 🤣🤣🤣. I love Sheeiff Judd and how he make them look even dumber

[@huskylove8637]

And Sheriff Grady let them 💋 Gud Bye...😜☺️😍🎯

[@MasterChefJessica]

@@huskylove8637 🤣🤣🤣

[@panamarubia1283]

Sheriff Grady is absolutely the most hilarious person I have ever seen on KZbin!😂 Keep up the great work Sheriff!

[@lukasandisaaktime9147]

I don't live in Florida, but I do enjoy watching his media briefings. He is quite funny!

[@daowest]

I thought this was funny, then sad, and then side-splitting funny again when this sheriff, from Florida, said these criminals must have been from NY or Baltimore, because those cities don't enforce the law. Both New York and Maryland have lower crime rates than Florida. One thing we do know, this sheriff was educated through the Florida school system. He went out of his way to take a political jab and ended up on his arse. Give me a break.

[@lukasandisaaktime9147]

@@daowest I hear you. I also began to smile and laugh when he said NYC and Baltimore! I live in Baltimore city and our neighborhood is awesome. Yeah - a political jab, but too obvious knowing him.

[@butters4596]

@@daowest I live in none of the above and find it funny because the crime rate in any 1 of those cities is almost as high as my entire state. Those Democrat controlled towns are a cesspool of crime

[@leerichardson5842]

Same here, from Ohio.

[@daowest]

@@butters4596 What Tucker has done to your brain is a crime. With opportunity comes threat. It's how the world works. If you want to play it safe and just sit around waiting to die from complications of diabetes, you are free to do so and no one can tell you that you're wrong. Btw, the vast majority of the states leading in crime lean far to the right.

[@theokimberlymagee9203]

I absolutely love this sheriff!!!!!

[@rosemaryamundson4542]

He’s not mocking criminals , he is excoriating the mentally impaired . Revolting !!

[@pocketsand4404]

You know you're bad at crime, when there's probably other criminals right now watching this laughing at these two.

[@willcorogerthat1462]

I hope whatever jail they go to the inmates there saw this on the news

[@SuperBoomshack]

These two clowns probably learned how to call 911 on Tiktok

[@darkspartan566]

Lmao!!

[@darkspartan566]

"Which way did he go George?"

[@shawncola123]

‘You have to be from New York to do something like that-- or Baltimore or Cleveland’ this man is on fire, I can’t

[@kait6994]

I mean Florida has bridge pirates so…

[@__-fl3yt]

He forgot L.A. or San Francisco.

[@tamril4938]

The folk here in Florida fawking sheep and cows we are not impressed

[@EasyWind013]

LOL THAT SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN

[@Civerius]

@Shawn Colapietro - What the fuck does that mean? excuse me, I've lived in Illinois, New York, Florida, Montana and Idaho, also 6 years south of Cleveland in Solon, OH. And let me tell you; you don't know shit.

[@lioneljohnson3096]

That couple came from the unknown

[@therealspilltvnews]

I love this guy.. he can take a bad situation and turn it into pure comedy..

[@unknownalien3837]

"he can make a bad situation and turn it into pure comedy" Just stop, silly person. You don't even know that it's "take a bad situation" 😂

[@juanguzman3686]

Those 2 are Holcum voting folks, her 2 kid's.

[@daowest]

I thought this was funny, then sad, and then side-splitting funny again when this sheriff, from Florida, said these criminals must have been from NY or Baltimore, because those cities don't enforce the law. Both New York and Maryland have lower crime rates than Florida. One thing we do know, this sheriff was educated through the Florida school system. He went out of his way to take a political jab and ended up on his arse. Give me a break.

[@Superbdrivemate]

@@daowest New York City and Baltimore have much higher crime rates than Polk County, Florida. Baltimore is a literal shithole. One of the most dangerous cities in the US. That isn't politics, but facts.

[@daowest]

@@Superbdrivemate Calling a place a shithole is literally, 100% an opinion. Facts are objective and measurable. Here are two examples: Polk Co. overall crime rate: 1.5%. That is indeed very low. Here's a fact about a county I chose in NY: Bedford Town 0.25%. The more people you cram together, the higher the crime rate. The more opportunities a place has, the more it crams people together who want to capitalize on them. Those are also objectively measurable statements. NYC is the greatest city in the world, which is my opinion, because of the culture that was born out of infinite opportunity. I can say that because I lived there. Can you say that about Polk Co., FL? Crime rates are low where there ain't shit to do but sit on your couch and watch the kind of garbage that turns your brain to mush. You are the measurement of that fact.

[@azarpiano]

I respect a man that doesn't feel the need to tip-toe through life. A man who does't mind ruffling some feathers in the pursuit of sanity.

[@Falconer22]

Grady is a treasure!

[@paradisepipeco]

He not only took an oath to uphold the law, but it appears he willingly signed a contract which among other things, commits him to the the pursuit of sanity. Obviously he loves Christmas, based upon his belief in a sanity clause.

[@erniebuchinski3614]

If he did this in Portland, Oregon, where I grew up but fortunately escaped long ago, he’d probably be fired. And since the perps aren’t white and one is female, he’d possibly be charged with racism and sexism. As they say in NYC, Grady is a real pisser, i.e. funny as hell, and is also solid gold.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@erniebuchinski3614 Invertebrates like you tip your hand every time, princess. Racists are real, and law enforcement is rife with them. There's one in your mirror right now.

[@donnamoore7554]

😂😂😂😂😂 there are no words!! Love ya Sheriff Grady. You’re a great story teller.

[@johnsampson7466]

I love this Sheriff. His sense of humor is priceless.

[@Hartleymolly]

“sober than most judges right now” hahaha 💀

[@IronB2]

Interesting of a statement as that is... That doesn't necessarily tell us whether or not hes actually sober hahaha

[@rudolphmajor1726]

Ol sheriff is kinda slurring and fumbling he's a lot different on this one

[@user-pv6eg6xb7p]

Imagine Sheriff Grady and Steve Harvey on stage telling stories. The room would have floors wet with tears from the audience

[@redenvy649]

I absolutely like this Sheriff,he is absolutely hilarious and so serious at the same time....

[@stephaniediego4068]

Love his sense of humor 😂

[@daowest]

I thought this was funny, then sad, and then side-splitting funny again when this sheriff, from Florida, said these criminals must have been from NY or Baltimore, because those cities don't enforce the law. Both New York and Maryland have lower crime rates than Florida. One thing we do know, this sheriff was educated through the Florida school system. He went out of his way to take a political jab and ended up on his arse. Give me a break.

[@rmbr343]

"I'm sober as most judges right now." Gotta love him!

[@sergioomar9090]

☠️

[@jfundora8583]

You got to love this guy. Life would be a lot less stressful if every cop was like him.

[@ywjpheejyaj6674]

You got brain wash by this cop. But he can not fool me. He know everything about those criminals. But he didn't care, he wait until the criminal kill someone as long as not his family, before he lock them up.

[@samb4697]

true, but these two will be in jail for a few weeks free of rent, 3 meals a day, free dental work, free gym and they love it. They may not want to even if they ask them to be free.

[@sionbarzad5371]

Jails are not hotels, you should go visit one and see for yourself.

[@hummingbird275]

@@sionbarzad5371 Really?

[@antibull4869]

@@ywjpheejyaj6674…yes. Because that’s how the justice system is supposed to work… You are advocating (hopefully unknowingly, then you’re just ignorant rather than stupid) for a Demolition Man type Justice system. Someone wrote an entire book about that… something about 1984?).

[@toastinat0r]

Sheriff Grady Judd is a National Treasure!

[@govnasir2121]

One of Grady’s best ever!

[@smedleyx]

The fact that this just rolls off the top of his head, instead of reciting a prepared statement, demonstrates his candor and transparency. I can't help but love this guy. A pity that character like that isn't as abundant as we'd like, but who knows he could set an example.

[@antibull4869]

People are afraid to be this candid. If they are: they are accused of racism. Which Sheriff Grady *constantly* is accused of by loudmouthed mouth breathers.

[@Ttcw89]

*‘We did give ‘em a ride but it wasn’t to the airport. It was to the county jail’* 😂😂 this dude is hilarioussss

[@Mid-TierThoughts]

Lol is it possible that NY is just getting petty criminals and shipping down to FL

[@yungtato244]

Not at all

[@garyhall6294]

Every county 8n America needs this man

[@Tegridyvs]

“New phone. New girlfriend. And we took all that to jail” 😂😂😂

[@leerysunchez9419]

This sheriff is accountable to his community , Awesome

[@TKnull]

“Did you hear me?, I didn’t stutter” this man is comedic gold

[@lil_tee_8265]

That fact he says "I'm sober as MOST judges 😂😂 OMG funniest shit hands down..

[@stevepennington9990]

Gottta LOVE Sheriff Grady Judd.. he is one hell of a man, and the best Sheriff has ever seen in HISTORY

[@Chuck-gd9rr]

“...I’m as sober as most judges“ 😂

[@daowest]

I thought this was funny, then sad, and then side-splitting funny again when this sheriff, from Florida, said these criminals must have been from NY or Baltimore, because those cities don't enforce the law. Both New York and Maryland have lower crime rates than Florida. One thing we do know, this sheriff was educated through the Florida school system. He went out of his way to take a political jab and ended up on his arse. Give me a break.

[@jojothetasmaniansassmonkey8866]

he actually seemed to be slurring ever so slightly. That also seems like a weird comment to make....like, no one was thinking about if you're sober or not until you brought it up

[@huskylove8637]

@@jojothetasmaniansassmonkey8866 just a "old saying...😊

[@philliplamb2761]

@@daowest no tf they dont!

[@daowest]

@@philliplamb2761 NY, MD, FL in that order all day every day, prove me wrong. I will throw it back in your face with more truth. Or, you can just sit back down.

[@SERBIAZ]

“Did you hear that? Did you hear what I said”. “You can’t make this stuff up”. Words to live by.

[@KeepinYouUp07]

Not only did they get a ride, but they also got a new change of clothes. A real win win for them.

[@Ms_Dees_Creations]

This sheriff is hilarious

[@MondoBeno]

When I was a kid, a ten year old girl walked into a police station, and asked to use the phone to call a taxi. She said she'd just bought something that was too big and heavy to carry on her bike. The electronics store across the street from the station had just called to say that a girl, of her description, had just stolen a CD player.

[@IronB2]

For a 10 year old girl... Idk I'm torn on what to do there. Thats some balls for a 10 year old girl, especially considering it was apparently a sizeable unit.

[@rachaelleann9847]

Lol wow

[@payableondeath9091]

@@IronB2I'm not, she needs juvy detention and community service

[@leadgindairy3709]

@@payableondeath9091 what if she was trying to pay for her mothers cancer treatments(in her mind)

[@kingforaday8725]

@@leadgindairy3709 What if she is just a damn thief (in reality)?

[@candi.luxuri]

Everytime the deputy said did you hear that did you hear that more tears run down my eyes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@petrolo72]

💯 brilliant

[@Lakota790]

SHERIFF Grady Judd.

[@buggiebuild1]

I wish he was the sheriff here in Palm Beach County, he does not play, and the things he says are classic, I really truly agree with you😂😂😂😂✌🏻

[@interstellar618]

"Im sober as most judges right now" Lol Classic Sheriff Judd:)

[@jamesr1703]

He's using sarcasm, but in this day and age, it really isn't sarcasm. It's fact.

[@arrtdave]

"You have to be from new York to do something like that..."my man sheriff Grady Judd straight up roasting these two.

[@conservativehippie9736]

I'm ☠️

[@mml1426]

Funny cause New York is richer than pretty much any state other than CA, TX and FL.

[@scottcharney1091]

@@mml1426 Yeah, and NYC is not very dangerous.

[@BM-du1sr]

@@scottcharney1091😂😂😂

[@scottcharney1091]

@@BM-du1sr What's so funny? It isn't.

[@vancecummings1851]

I love that he shares with the public who these people are.

[@DrCBone91]

Sheriff Grady Judd is a class act. He had me laughing uncontrollably while he described the criminal behind this burglary. 🤣

[@lianecornils6603]

My health makes you tremble. Face it. You can’t talk health into someone’s head.

[@michellewalters4484]

Once again, bravo!!!! 👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏