The Reddit Decomposing Fetus Story - Tales From the Internet

[@deadpenguin1]

This woman I know went to the doctor one day because her stomach was swelling. The doctor looked at her, and very briefly examined her before announcing she had a tumor. He referred her to an oncologist for further aid. So she went to the oncologist and the doctor decided to have an ultrasound done on her. Afterwards he came in and congratulated her: not only did she not have cancer, she was also pregnant. Who was this woman? She was my mom. So yes, I started my life being called a tumor.

[@egg9469]

*OOF* that's gonna leave a mark on the good ol self-esteems...

[@Artist_of_Imagination]

I hope your mother loves you

[@cstearry]

Hey may Grandma has the same story! They called her "The little tumor" as she was the youngest of her siblings. Are you my grandma?

[@LateNightTableCo]

I’m having flashbacks to that Family Guy bit where Lois goes “Oh I just repress it” and then it cuts to a tumor in her brain singing a little jingle about being a tumor

[@aaaduccs6667]

💀💀HELP

[@dingdawng]

"You've got a .000525% chance of heaving a dead baby inside you right now" Me, a dude that has never done the shnasty: uh oh

[@CaveyMoth]

We're doomed, man.

[@jackreid2664]

*the chances are low, but never zero*

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

uh oh, undiscovered anus baby!

[@jackreid2664]

@@PondScummer aphid baby is not something I wanted to hear about today

[@thomasswaney5721]

OH BRO IT'S GAME OVER MAN

[@Sausketo]

This reminds me of the documentary of a woman who was pregnant for 40 years, the fetus didnt decompose. It had been calcified in her womb, so when they finally got it out, it was a large, baby sized rock

[@SendPeaches]

Isnt the human body fucking GROSS

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

I'm not sure you can strictly say that it was 40 years of pregnancy if the fetus died the first year. Lithopedions are however a very real, if thankfully extremely rare phenomenon, and more often than not are asymptomatic, with the true horror show examples being almost entirely relegated to times before the existence of modern medicine. Not sure if the case in this story here would be one, though, what with it being described as turning halfway to slime (rather than calcifying).

[@ManicPixieFanGirl]

That's a big fucking kidney stone

[@Lukkilikka]

pregnancy is so gross even in the best case scenario it totally fucks up your body. and if anything goes wrong well....

[@kiira8202]

Is that the same woman who had witnessed another woman die in labor or something so she just refused to give birth?

[@blackaliss9488]

This reminds me of a woman here who was in labour and had the doctor 'rip' off the babies head during delivery. She still wants to sue the doc for murdering her child although it turned out the baby had died and was decomposing inside her. The doc (an intern at a remote rural clinic- no proper equipment) unknowingly tried to deliver the baby and it came apart, all the mother saw was the head in the hands of the doc. I can immagine the poor doc's horror.

[@HelloYersoGae]

I regret reading this.

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

Alright, that is a trauma no one can come back from, holy schmeisse

[@Harleyhoney_]

Ohhh I read about something like this happening maybe 5-6 months ago but her baby wasn’t dead… unless it was ?? Is it the same story?

[@baby_brii42069]

The mental image I got from this is by far the worst thing I’ve ever experienced and I’ve actually seen people get their heads cut off by other people. Poor poor mom, I seriously can’t imagine but oh my god poor fucking doctor that would send me over the edge.

[@ssnowstarr4985]

@@Harleyhoney_ no, I think there was a story of this happening to a live baby sadly

[@elijahmitchell-hopmeier182]

"I'm not really the math type of Asian" This gave me a sensible chuckle

[@Zyborggian]

Same rip

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Felt that

[@lirima-hirumi]

I am the math type of Asian but unfortunately I suck at it

[@adonaiyah2196]

A sensible chuckle? Are you a 19th century prospector

[@jernie9384]

@@adonaiyah2196 nah it‘s just an unoriginal Reddit phrase

[@cac_deadlyrang]

PLOT TWIST: This is why the Swamps of Dagobah team had no oil.

[@alexmackrell1385]

Thought the same thing

[@Jakesoul12]

reddit medical nightmares cinematic universe

[@Mushed_Brain_No_thoughts]

@@Jakesoul12 so the rmncu?

[@HeilRay]

The darkest crossover

[@Corrupted-file]

😆 🤘🏼

[@furball709]

"Get the peppermint oil!" Aw shit, here we go again.

[@sirsnausages2164]

Let's hope some asshole didn't forget to replace that peppermint oil, and so they weren't forced to use a mild hallucinogen

[@poliorice3600]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 it's so sad that your father died and wasn't able to properly raise you

[@CaveyMoth]

I heavily recommend N95 masks in these kinds of situations.

[@spooklass3588]

Imagine if they forgot to replace it and this story happens directly before the swamps of dagoba

[@werisekk3]

Without looking at any other comment and before watching this video, I already have a good guess at what this is just from the mention of peppermint oil. Swamps of Dagobah Edit: and so it turns out I was wrong. I am so glad I was wrong...

[@KrazyKuno]

So here's a fun story. My sister was a twin. The surviving twin. The other sibling had died during the late developing stages, leaving my sister to fend for herself in the womb. When it was time for her to be born what was left of her twin came out as well; it had done some damage to her in the developmental stage: her eyesight was messed up from debris, and she had early set arthritis. But she grew up to be a great sister. mother, and an author, albeit on some major lifelong medication, so something bad can turn out alright after all. Hope you all enjoyed the read.

[@jart1984]

oof that's rough

[@tiredovhell]

Thank you for sharing :) that's so crazy. I didn't even know that can happen when one twin d*es in the womb 😲

[@KrazyKuno]

@@tiredovhell the human body is a crazy and amazing thing. There's a lot that can happen, and doctors are learning that as the cases come in. My mom was healthy; didn't smoke or drink, and yet something like this happened. My grandmother was supposed to be a twin, but unknown at the time (1900's) did the whole chimera thing, and absorbed the twin. As a result she had 3 kidneys, and that was what they could discover back then. Makes me wonder what would happen if I ever helped bring a child into the world?

[@OneMilian]

thank you for sharing

[@luroust7297]

Similar thing for me. My mom had over 5 miscarriages when she finally had me. My twin came out as a red puddle along side me in a hospital shower (my mom gave birth by accident and i got bonked real hard on the way down). Whenever we talk about my birth i always say that “ i tiger-sharked that baby”.

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

I thought this was gonna be a completely different “decomposing fetus” story. That one was on r/entitledparents and it was about a pregnant woman who was overdue and refused to be induced until weeks after the due date, and by that time the child was dead and decaying.

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

Can one of you guys link the story?

[@LittleMissDeath]

Oh God. Got a link?

[@emghee2510]

Yeah link pls!

[@lydiarand4786]

Link pls

[@loverthing_meow]

sounds disgusting. i wanna read it

[@EckhartsLadder]

KZbin aint gonna like this one chief Also, the combining of kenny's death with the swamps of dagobah guaranteed I would finish this video.

[@themadmaus6222]

Hey Ecks here!

[@EddieBurke]

@@themadmaus6222 ecks dee

[@THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE]

Super C o m b o

[@startledmilk6670]

I’d love for you to read a gross story for one of his videos and then he reads a story about an obscure ship seen in the background of revenge of the sith. “Hey guys EckhartsLadder here and today I have a real doozie of a story for you here”

[@AbjectPermanence]

This might be one of the last places on KZbin I would have expected to see EckhartsLadder....

[@syx9986]

I worked in a level 3 maternity ward for over 20 years. Spent a lot of time in the ER. Seen situations like this before. Morbidly obese women experience a larger share of problems. My heart goes out to everyone involved. I agree with the opinion that nursing students do need to see the ER right away to temper their tolerance for things like this. Yes, I'm eating breakfast while watching this lol... a good medical stomach doesn't get fazed at this point.

[@MrNobody47710]

Presumably, the main reason for keeping stories like this under wraps is due to how most people can't stomach them. That, and people tend to respect patient confidentiality, although one can technically share stories, provided that identities are kept hidden. So far as I can tell.

[@vservo1149]

Obviously fake story. Ive totally had this happen to me.

[@winglessfairy564]

Dude youre so strong i could never

[@austins.2495]

I’m eating potato salad

[@adalsev8518]

I do know one woman who carried a fetus that was dead for undisclosed amount of time. Her only saving grace was that she attended a check-up where the harsh reality hit. Fetus in question was already in early state of decomposition with a possibility of her suffering sepsis, but it was removed rather promptly. Despite doctor's warning that it could happen again, she managed to carry two children few years apart from each other.

[@montanawhite5699]

My grandma was in a ER and had a guy with dreadlocks come in complaining about a headache. He had a nest of centipedes in his head and didn’t know. All of the nurses ran away screaming.

[@joshuanoriega5680]

Nightmare fuel...

[@ArtyDeez]

Nope. Hell no. Id be the next ER patient as id be looking for the nearest semi truck to swan dive under. That shit right there would inform me that this reality isnt for me

[@AnrandomdudeontheInternet]

holy fuck.

[@Kspice9000]

Wait. In his head? Not in in his hair? Holy fuck. What the hell were they surviving on.

[@montanawhite5699]

@@Kspice9000 it was in his hair. On his head.

[@ninjabreadman8166]

Decomposing Fetus sounds like a great name for a Metal band.

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

The Unborn Rot

[@chaosdimension6433]

I could swear it's a Cannibal corpse song lol

[@dakotajensen181]

@@chaosdimension6433 now that you said that, it willed it's way into existence.

[@splatteredchunks]

I’m stealing it 😛😂

[@adrian292k]

Well, Dying fetus already exists.

[@xtrastrengthsassx1269]

“And then, BOOM, that’s a big fuckin kidney stone. You better give it a name, I guess.” He just comes up with iconic quotes on the fly

[@charlottemartyr]

I actually had an even rarer version of this situation happen. Literally the night I lost my virginity, while using protection I got pregnant. I had some symptoms but never got noticeably big and didn’t set off tests so I didn’t know for a long time. Then something like 7 or 8 months in I had a missed miscarriage that turned septic and almost killed me.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Crazy how things like that could slip under our noses

[@re_i_gn]

Damn, and I thought my first time was bad. I'm sorry for what happened.

[@t.o.4251]

Glad you're still here, that's crazy and heartbreaking (also why we need good protections around abortions and being able to end doomed pregnancies)

[@Colby00]

BRUH!

[@MOON_HVNA]

bruh and people are calling me insane because i don't want to have kids... i do not want my girlfried to suffer through that shit...

[@RespectableRick]

Average empathy level of a nursing student:

[@dasani.like.the.water.]

Nurses are either angels or the meanest person you’ve ever met, rarely in between. I think the reason so many nurses are mean girls is because they have some sort of savior complex. That or they want others to think they’re a good person

[@clownemoji]

⁠​⁠@@dasani.like.the.water.yeah this, “I sucked as a person in my youth so I gotta repent by being nice now” is the line of reasoning I usually see from these people.

[@lonewolf8667]

@@dasani.like.the.water. Sounds like my mother, virtue signals in one moment then says something truly awful about someone the next moment. 😒

[@kookooartstudio8363]

Seriously, why does the nurse have to dehumanize her by calling her a tub of lard? No one should be that overweight but it’s not a reason to dehumanize her.

[@Randommf-xg6tw]

I mean you can’t blame them too much for the amount of bullshit they have to put up with on a daily basis.

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

“…the leftover parts excuse themselves, naturally…” Good times.

[@jakefrost5651]

"How likely is it to get pregnant without knowing it?" last year a woman at my job found out she was 7 months pregnant. it wasnt even a cryptic pregnancy. everyone was like "hey um not to be rude but are you SURE you aren't pregnant?" but she thought she was just putting on covid weight and thought the baby kicking was digestive trouble 😂😂

[@TheAkwarium]

when my grandma was younger her cousin was admitted to the hospital for appendicitis and came back with a baby, nobody knew she was pregnant

[@naurrr]

... if it's 7 months isn't that a cryptic pregnancy by definition?? 🥴 that sounds like a fucking nightmare honestly lol

[@darkpinkgirl6684]

@@naurrr what are you even talking about?

[@roleat]

It's called denial. A woman can feel the baby move inside once it's well into the 2nd trimester.

[@qvaken8142]

@@roleat I would say it's called misattribution of symptoms. If you don't know what is causing your symptoms, you just make your best guess. And IME, baby movements really can feel a lot like gas! Also, pregnancies differ between different women, and between different pregnancies in the same woman. Sincerely, a woman who is presently 7 months pregnant.

[@TheGldnSldr]

I still love the fact that Whang reads everything as written.

[@emghee2510]

I know it's wonderful! His readings remind me of the classic literary work from YTMND known as "Break up letter (dramatic reading)".

[@aivlysplath]

Sever lol

[@clackschickens]

I had an anatomy teacher who shot a coyote that was on her property because it was clearly suffering from something. She dissected it to find out what was wrong with it, and found it was pregnant with a litter of puppies. One puppy had malformed and died and rotted inside her, which killed the whole litter and she was slowly being poisoned to death. She brought the puppies in plastic bags to class to show us the next day. She was a cool teacher!

[@mangopiranha5059]

I wish I had this teacher

[@ari638]

I was all with you until the point of bringing plastic bags of dead puppies to class. That is utterly unhinged

[@allyepic4608]

​@@ari638literally I'd have a breakdown seeing that I hope she atleast warned the class first

[@NeilPundick]

​@@ari638yeah lol, like perhaps photos would suffice? And maybe you ask the class about who would like to see them, and dismiss the others like 10 min early? I understand anatomy is all about what's inside of organic life forms, but I dunno. Who knows though, maybe a dead and rotting litter of puppies was in the criteria

[@HaLo2121x]

She is probably a serial killer

[@kostasouliotis1559]

Read about the phenomenon known as "lithopedion". it's where the fetus will die and then calcify where ever it was growing (this more commonly happens when the fertilized egg implants outside the uterus but as always, your mileage will vary). This condition has been known since the 10th century and is often dubbed as "stone baby". One woman even had this condition for roughly 60 years before it was discovered.

[@viktordickinson7844]

Those pictures are absolutely terrifying. Just a little dude made of calcium, its crazy

[@Hellknight101]

That's genuinely terrifying oh my god

[@Cutiepie0111]

How the heck does it calcify

[@Hellknight101]

@@Cutiepie0111 bones maybe? I mean, the human body does need calcium so it's not that unreasonable

[@rivetsquid8887]

That kind of stuff always feels like a different evolutionary path some people' ancestors stumbled into. "Babby ded, must protect body with calcium armor" "We uh... we could just push it out tho..." "Calcium armor!" Tho tbh, miscarriage feels fucking awful so maybe I'd take the creepy statue.

[@redvodka1933]

My girlfriend actually had a miscarriage a few years ago. She has PCOS and was having severe cramps, which isn't abnormal for someone with that, but it was to the point she couldn't walk. Eventually I talked her into going to the ER, and BOOM not only was she pregnant, she had already miscarried. It was only like 2 months in or so, so it wasn't decomposing. But just saying I believe shit like that is absolutely possible lol Edit: also after having watched the full video I want to add that my girlfriend is small and we still had no idea she was pregnant

[@pinkflametheepic]

If i'm correct pcos can make you swell a bit so she could have easily mistaken a small baby bump for swelling. Could be wrong here though i'm not a doctor

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

Yeah you can be tiny and not know you’re pregnant, some women just carry very differently and babies can have a knack for tucking themselves in. I had a friend who played soccer on scholarship, so she was very fit and trim and didn’t know she was pregnant until she went into labour. The photos of her right before she gave birth to a very healthy full term child you would never have guessed it. Her second child she got 6 months into the pregnancy before she found out and even knowing she was pregnant that time by the end she still wasn’t showing very much. On the other hand I have have a friend who was very prominently showing by 3-4 months because of where her baby was sitting. There’s a whole show dedicated to people who didn’t know they were pregnant and I remember one where they literally showed her very slim figure in a string bikini like a week before she gave birth and you never would have guessed she was pregnant. You don’t need to be even a little “chubby” to hide a pregnancy, every body is different and so is every pregnancy. I’m really sorry your girlfriend and you had to go through that, it can be traumatic and stressful for a lot of reasons no matter your plans. I’m just glad she was able to get medical treatment, it’s often so easy to ignore pain like that when you get used to it. PCOS can be horrible for so many reasons.

[@indigomage2833]

Oh man I have PCOS too and it really sucks... :( But hey, good on your wife for dealing with that and keeping the weight off. Shits hard.

[@SugarRush1990]

As someone with PCOS, this scares me soo much.

[@sukhoifockewulf]

"She's small" Nice cover, bro but we know she's a chunker.

[@minmin-hd9bu]

"there is a story so disgusting ive been dying to discuss it" im home this is where i belong

[@shanematthews1985]

Amen brother/sister/sentient Reddit gore story

[@sebastiansepulveda547]

It wasn’t as disgusting as I expected honestly

[@minmin-hd9bu]

Sebastian Sepulveda a “you had to be there” moment

[@jenniferrobles1539]

Literally worked with a girl that was noticeably pregnant. She kept saying no and that she had just gained a lot of weight. She was around 20 years old. Well she called in one day saying she was having severe cramps and went to hospital and low and behold gave birth to a baby boy! We all knew she had to be pregnant but she was oblivious to that fact. How could you not know that you're carrying a baby and hello...missed periods and the feeling of movement inside you. Found out later that this was an actual phobia of refusing to beleive ones pregnancy. Anyhoo she turned out to be the best Mom ever!

[@duppy404]

Glad she turned out to be a great mom

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

Moment

[@GustafUNL]

I, too, am glad she turned out to be a great mom after having a phobia of pregnancy. Some awful women in similar situations do very bad things.

[@emperormilk2.2billionviews77]

Did you work at Sterling Cooper?

[@enough2715]

​@@GustafUNL its a phobia, they cant help it

[@NicoleoCrafts]

My friend who was paper thin had a cryptic pregnancy. It’s strange that the body didn’t calcify the baby as is usual in a case like this

[@maidfordestruction]

I agree it was super weird it didnt calcify. Maybe some weird one-off chance

[@treason6661]

Okay I know this is like a year old but something similar happened to someone my mom went to school with. She had an ectopic pregnancy and the fetus died but she had no idea because it didn't rupture her fallopian tube, it was just like hanging out in her abdominal cavity, and instead of calcifying it started decomposing, and turned into flesh eating bacteria. She went septic almost died and they had to remove the necrotic tissue from the flesh eating bacteria which led to them having to remove 3 ft of her intestine and part of something else. I remember overhearing this oh God about 20 years ago and it has stuck with me ever since.

[@tarotsport1451]

It was in her vaginal cavity and not uterus so that might be why.

[@anetkajerabkova19]

Lithopedions aren't usual. To calcify it has to be a specific type of ectopic pregnancy. This was just a regular good ol' miscarriage that went unnoticed combined with a cryptic pregnancy.

[@JetSetDman]

Whang: Here’s a story about a woman who was carrying a half-decomposed dead fetus inside her stomach NordVPN: HELL YEAH WE WANNA PUT OUR BRAND ON THAT

[@austins.2495]

Nord doesn’t give a shit they know we’re a bunch of degenerates

[@scaper8]

@@austins.2495 I mean, when the most legal thing you do with a VPN tends to involve violation of terms of service with your streaming platforms, you know your clientele is up to some shifty shit.

[@HeilRay]

@@scaper8 Nothing shiftier than a ToA.

[@saintessa]

Oh no it's worse than I thought. Wtf how and why was it not expelled out of her body. Well I guess I'm going to find out

[@Guadalajara1937]

@@austins.2495 I am sorry but whats "degenerate" about medical oddities? Unless you get turned on by this, in that case. 1)Seek help 2) don't project your lowly fetishes on an entire group of people.

[@jackobrien47]

Whang: "There's a lot to unpack here" Me: "the doctor was probably thinking the same thing"

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

* Drum Roll *

[@PlatonicPluto]

ba dum sssss

[@rengokukensou]

ayooooooooooo

[@cheyannepelletier7948]

This happened to me. The fetus died, my body refused to acknowledge the loss and held on tight to the fetus, I went to the doctor where I was diagnosed with a “missed miscarriage “ and had to go into the ER for an immediate removal, before Sepsis set in. The fetus had started decomposing.

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

That sounds awful, hope you're doing okay now :(

[@belcurve]

I'm really sorry for your loss. Hope you are doing better now!

[@stillhere1425]

I wonder if Texas would have called this an abortion.

[@waeldra1548]

@@stillhere1425 The people that make those laws don't even know what an uterus looks like

[@catsaregreat6314]

@@stillhere1425i believe they already have. i remember reading something about an attempt to charge/prevent someone from getting an abortion for a missed miscarriage

[@FTZPLTC]

iirc, one of the main reasons for cryptic pregnancy is that the womb is just a bit further back in the body, so instead of having a big ol' belly at the front where you and everyone else can see it, you'd have at most a little swelling around where your kidneys are, and who even looks at their lower back?

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

The guy who put that baby in there?

[@LittleMissDeath]

My mom had a cryptic pregnancy. She was rushed to the hospital thinking something had ruptured and she was dying... surprise! It was me.

[@nhilz]

@@LittleMissDeath im sorry for laughing but i laughed very hard

[@cyankoopa8111]

@@LittleMissDeath Very fitting username I see?

[@LittleMissDeath]

@@nhilz It's all good. I laugh at my existence too.

[@cerberusmutt4252]

Things that can be said to the TMNT tune: *Reddit Decomposing Fetus*

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Reddish-brown thick fluid, fetus power!

[@imperator4973]

🤣

[@robbiemcneish4459]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 I want to be just like you when I'm older, you're so cool

[@greglane334]

I hate you

[@joeswarson4580]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 WHEN THE TUMOR IS SUS😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@pixystixnfairycrack]

I got pregnant when I was 19. I was into a lot of MMA and had basically no body fat and a crazy fast metabolism. I was 130ish pounds when I got pregnant and ended up losing a ton of weight due to the pregnancy and my metabolism. It was to the point that my doctor told me to drink a 6 pack of non alcoholic beer a day just for the calorie intake. So with eating tons of pancakes (my pregger craving of choice), Big Macs, my daily 6 pack and whatever food I could shovel into my body I still couldn't get my weight above 125 lbs. At 8 months along I still had a flat stomach and abs. It was insane. And then at 8 1/2 months along my metabolism said, "Whelp, it's time to go on a vacation. See ya!" and I gained 100 lbs in less then a month. I thought I was going to die. It came on so fast that it actually tore my abdominal muscles. Pregnancy sucks. And I totally believe that girls can be super skinny and not realize they are pregnant until they suddenly sneeze and POP! there's a baby.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Inverted uterus?

[@Freqsheux]

​@@AFarmerCalledChickenhey that's my bands name!

[@Coockiez-007]

yeah if I was a chick id never get pregnant im not growing a tumor that ruins my body

[@jodyariewitz7349]

​@@AFarmerCalledChickenI have an inverted uterus, and untill I was about 7 1/2months along, if the baby was positioned in a certain way you couldn't tell at all I was pregnant but then he changed positions because he must have ran out of room and all of a sudden I looked pregnant AF for the rest of my pregnancy because of how he was now positioned! I also gained very little weight untill the end and then promptly gained 60 extra pounds at the end!` I got pregnant at 95 lbs and had my son at 175!😖 it did eventually come back off, but it took well over a year!

[@mspaint93]

And not even super skinny, in that a family friends kid was 17 and average weight/slim, and her parents who were doctors couldn't even tell at 8 MONTHS! They only found out when they hugged her felt the baby kick! Backwards titled uterus or whatever it's called presumably, in that she really just never showed and just looked bloated near the end.

[@lilacheart_]

i can’t even begin to imagine how that poor woman felt after learning what happened. that’s some trauma i’m not ready to think about

[@porkey3360]

Me: *Just finished a bigass lunch* Whang: There is a story so disgusting, so vile...

[@CaveyMoth]

A bigass lunch, or a big ass lunch? Just messing around.

[@trixiepixie5168]

I was eating chex mix while listening to this lol

[@Dasaltwarrior]

"Reddit decomposing fetus" is the most expected string of words I've seen on this channel

[@nerotoni3253]

Average reddit story

[@elfertrn]

Ah yes, the channel with a poop playlist

[@mitch27560]

Rub deer urine on your face?! Noooo! I'm a 50 year old man, I've been hunting my entire life, and I can tell you, you would NEVER apply synthetic deer urine to your face, Or your bare skin or even your clothing. Not only would it take forever to get the smell off of your skin (It smells awful...I mean...its piss...so yeah) this would be EXTREMELY dangerous, as the urine is used to attract deer during "rut" season, when the bucks are at their most aggressive looking for a mate. Normal application is done by applying a small amount of the urine to a length of string (WEARING LATEX GLOVES!!) And dragging it across the ground in a cleared area. I cant speak to the rest of the story, but at least this aspect of it is totally wrong.

[@mitch27560]

@@giddots seriously yikes. I cant even imagine how bad rubbing that stuff on your face would f**k you up. It would burn your nostrils, eyes would water, it would smell like a porta potty at a festival in july...just bad...just imagine bad...

[@princessofstars666]

Jeez, hopefully she figured out she shouldn't do that anymore or she was lying about doing it in the first place

[@mitch27560]

@@princessofstars666 she had to have been lying, at least about this part. Putting deer piss on your face is not an affective hunting technique...

[@dopesickdog]

@@mitch27560 maybe she wasn't lying, and is just really absurdly resistant to being gored by antlers

[@mitch27560]

@@dopesickdog and has grown immune to the overpowering smell of old deer pee on her face... Sure...why not

[@akihikosakurai4013]

0:13 I hate when that happens. It's like google is purposefully trying to gaslight you by hiding anything relating to what you were searching up

[@abp8723]

I noticed I was pregnant 4 months in. I have a very irregular period and I did not gain weight. I found out because the only symptom I had was an accelerated heartbeat, I went to the doctor because of this and she told me I'm pregnant. Thankfully me and my husband were planning on having children anyways, just not this early. My daughter is now 6 weeks old and she's so cute

[@The_Shoebill3D]

will it blend?

[@truefour6950]

@@The_Shoebill3D my guiltiest like

[@delululune]

congratulations!

[@mewf2an]

Good luck with the kid

[@goldalien2016]

Congratulations! May you and your daughter have many great years ahead of you! 🎉🎊

[@AClockworkKitten]

I like the story’s other title “Suddenly Fetus” a lot more. Because it makes you wonder “Oh god what does that MEAN?!?!!”

[@ElysetheEevee]

Hahaha Suddenly Fetus. That's fucking perfect.

[@hedonism-bot428]

Like Suddenly Salad….but, a little different

[@pastelsux]

Suddenly Fetus... is standing beside you...

[@JulesSepulchre]

@@pastelsux Suddenly Fetus is rotting inside you LOL

[@BigroomBlitz1]

I like how Whang doesn't feel the need of explaining what the peppermint oil is for, everyone here knows what it is for and he knows that

[@junkyj581]

we’ve seen enough to know some tricks for smelly shits

[@BigroomBlitz1]

It's crazy what the internet can do to you right?

[@ambersanders4712]

When I was homeless, I walked around for two weeks with a dead baby inside of me. You can judge all you want, but these things really happened to people.

[@stillhere1425]

That’s horrible, I am sorry and I absolutely would never judge that. You were already in a terrible situation, only made worse.

[@zaytaz9331]

What happened after that..?

[@TheRugarat]

I will steady eat a full course meal watching whangs videos, it just doesn't phase me anymore.

[@woodlefoof2]

Hell yeah brother. I try to wait to watch his videos until I have food to eat while watching. Only one that got me was watching his video about messy tails, and that’s because I was eating really mushy rice. the texture got me while watching that one.

[@noahleveille366]

This video was the one that actually defeated me. I’ve ate through so many but couldn’t do it here. Godspeed to you.

[@fslayer1290]

Eating lunch right now.

[@bluesoda6379]

Not really eating anything right now, but i'm so desensitized to Whang's videos at this point that i'm actually sure i could lmao

[@manuelredgrave8348]

Eating soup right now

[@GrandpaTrout]

My mom actually went through a miscarriage before she knew she was pregnant. She went to the toilet one day and then... surprise, right into the water. She said she didn't even know what it was until she looked closer. I know miscarriages can be really traumatic for moms, but for mine, she had no idea she was even pregnant or if she even wanted kids so she was just kind of like "....oh."

[@romeoslover817]

my Mom went through the same thing, thinking the miscarriage was either a giant clot from her period, or a number 2.

[@Samanta-van-laar]

I did now and never cry so hard went into a depression for 3 years

[@maximillian1109]

It is very common to have early misscarriges, and I think the way your mom reacted was very healthy. It’s not that big of a deal from a biological perspective, more common than not, and it does not mean anything fpr any future pregnancies.

[@rubyy.7374]

Same thing with my mom. Before she had me, she miscarried into the toilet. She said it was the weirdest thing because she didn’t have any attachment to the fetus, aside from being bummed out that she’d have to put in the legwork to getting pregnant again.

[@onthefridge-w7p]

What do you even do in that situation? Do you flush it?? Do you hide it so you dont get arrested?

[@Snarl_Marx]

Personally, I think the Swamps of Dagobah story is far grosser. Or, at least, way more graphic. It's a close race though.

[@asskicker4000]

Ya discription adds a lot. This one is more of a scary concept then a gross out story. Bet the ones that stayed in the room would've had much more to tell.

[@evie5375]

yeah, i mean this one would probably be just as gross or grosser, had the poster described it as well as the one from swamps of dagobah.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Blowfly Girl and Swamps of Dagobah were much, much more visceral to me. The description did A LOT. My sister, who is a midwife, has also told some rather freaky stories relating to pregnancies and child birth as well and while nothing has been nearly as horrifying as this, I'd like to think I've been desensitized just a little bit.

[@caliwagg1898]

Swamps of Dagobah is like the ultimate r/popping story, I wish there was video. This is horrific.

[@FloppyRodrigo]

better imagery

[@joshuanoriega5680]

Lol my old boss was watching that show "i didnt know i was pregnant" or something with his wife. He kept laughing and saying how stupid it is, how could you not know you're pregnant etc. Went with his wife 2 weeks later, doc says shes almost 8 months pregnant and they had no idea 😂😂😂😂

[@charlesfuzak]

People don't appreciate ER doctors and nurses nearly enough. Those people are hardened as fuck and in my opinion, rank up there with firefighters in terms of what they go through to help people.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear cha

[@rainlily3-oh-5]

@@SomeOne-yf3qq what?

[@Lenn869]

@@AxxLAfriku reported :)

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

@@SomeOne-yf3qq what?

[@wanidouse]

Mom was an ICU nurse. Not emergency room but basically 12 hour shifts of messing with machines to keep critically ill alive. She told me one thing she doesn't miss is families thanking "god" for keeping their members alive after 12 hours of non-stop death-avoiding treatment on her end.

[@Lukkilikka]

even normal pregnancy where everything goes well fucks up your body. one of the first things my now ex gf told me when we got together was that she would not have kids with me because she would not go through it again

[@od3910]

@nick gurr exactly.

[@realfinepork7308]

@nick gurr adoption is just a worse form of cuckoldry

[@bendover2236]

@@realfinepork7308 how? You give abandoned/unwanted children a home. How is that being a cuck lol

[@jurikurthambarskjelfir3533]

Not exactly fuck up, but more temporarily damage.

[@realfinepork7308]

@@bendover2236 you're just investing your resources into raising a child that's entirely unrelated to you, that's the essence of cuckoldry; even if you don't see it in terms of your genetic interest, when adopting you're buying a cat in the sack, and likely not a good one, considering the quality of human material that contribute to adoption

[@ArekusaSan]

Oh hey! My aunt had a cryptic pregnancy as a teen. That, and/or, there was a lot of denial. She only had discovered it around the time of 7 months iirc, and even then the doctor was in disbelief, since she herself was 7 months and very visibly pregnant. Lo and behold, there was a fetus, and my aunt had to confront that with her very conservative, very Christian parents. Fortunately, they supported her, but she made sure to work twice as hard so she could support her kid. She's a pretty chill and pretty cool aunt, and her kids have gone on to make families of their own (all of them planned, thanks to her story I assume).

[@vinx3078]

Really glad this person decided to nope out of working in the medical field. The way they talk about this patient is just horrible

[@enviisyk]

high school bully to nursing student pipeline

[@draculalalaura]

it honestly doesnt even make the story believable, to me at least

[@GanjaDoll]

Glad I’m not the only one who felt that way. She even said “rotting in her vagina” I feel like a nursing student would’ve said rotting in her uterus because 💀 Okay I missed the part where she said vaginal cavity nvm but still she sounds so distasteful

[@vinx3078]

@@GanjaDoll saying necrotic is much better. There is a lot they could've said better in terms of vocabulary tbh

[@GanjaDoll]

@@vinx3078 oh yeah but I meant because the baby was stuck in the vaginal cavity instead of inside the uterus, although I didn’t know what necrotic was 😭

[@sarahgray430]

Both of my pregnacies happened afterI was told I was infertile due to ovarian fibroids, and the second went completely undetected until the second trimester (I even took a couple of over the counter pregnancy tests that came up negative) Apparently, the fibroids had gone into remission, but a few years later they came back, and I had to have first an ablation and then a complete hysterectomy to have them removed. It's entirely possible that this woman may have been told that her pregnancy was a fibroid, which can affect hormones and cause irregular periods, unusual vaginal discharge and weight gain.

[@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234]

Ew

[@sorudesarutta]

@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 cmon bro grow up

[@basedcrocodile3477]

Did it result in miscarriage or are you a mom

[@myvideos37]

Maybe she had that, but if she was 700 lbs and already wanted to leave before they could figure out what was wrong, I think she was just very negligent of her body and what was happening in it

[@sarahgray430]

@@basedcrocodile3477 I'm a mom (my daughter is 12, and my son is 10) but after that the fibroids came back and I had to have my uterus removed.

[@erica.casimira]

My mom was born a chimeral twin...at 32years old, they found a massive tumor in her stomach and (it was 10 lbs when removed...)they told my family to hope for the best thinking it was cancerous. They operated, pulled the tumor out and it it had teeth, spine, etc...anyway after tests they found out and determined that she was actually a Siamese twin, supposed to be attached at the stomach, and she was the stronger of the two and grew over it in the womb while they were the size of peas I guess....but, she is in the books at the University as being the first case they had of a chimeral twin that grew over the weak one...and 32 years later, the tumor (twin) grew infectious inside of her. 😬 Haunts me to this day. I have twins now and my great grandmother had triplets. It runs high in the family but this has always creeped me out over the many years. She had issues after the surgery, but she did almost die bc 32 years of a parasitic twin in you....yeah that's not good. Nothing compared to this though😬

[@nicola_k-s]

That happened to me, it's known as a fetus in fetu and my siamese twin had she developed would have been attached to my bowel. I was rushed to hospital as my dead twin had twisted on herself inside me and was classed as living as she had her own blood supply even though she was a huge mass the size of a rugby ball and 17 inches in diameter. She was killing me from the inside with blood poisoning and when they first operated they thought it was just a cancerous tumour. Of course the had a shock when they opened me up and found a mass that had skin on the outside. Inside there was hair, teeth, nails, brain tissue, organ tissue, part formed limbs etc. I was classed as a medical unique case as no other twin was found intact and survived inside a twin till 35 years of age in the world. She was removed 24th May 1997 when I was 35 years old and had never been picked up on any x- Ray's. My Mom thought she was expecting twins in 1972 so was shocked when I popped out alone. I suddenly went from a couple of doctors at my bedside to over 50 doctors and student doctors and was classed as the 1st person in the world to have such a preserved case that I'm in medical journals. Not much was explained at the time and I was made to sign a medical disclaimer to sign my dead sister over to medical research. I was pretty ill and stayed in hospital a month in total so was pretty much out of it and not of sound mind from being drugged up but it was all explained afterwards by my local G.P. I wish I had her buried knowing what I know now and laid to rest. Growing up as only child I kept saying to my Mom where is my sister and she thought I was just talking twoddle until it was later found that I did infact have a twin which was not formed properly and that I remembered her. I am wired differently though compared to most normal humans as I don't have all the nerves I am supposed to have and don't feel pain plus other things which are being discovered as I grow older. So cool to hear about your Mom though knowing we are the same

[@mmmmmmmmaria]

@@nicola_k-sthat is absolutely crazy. glad you’re better now

[@dasani.like.the.water.]

So do you have 3 sets of DNA? 2 sets from mom and one set from dad?

[@washitbyagianttruck9275]

Whang: "I have a feeling my viewers f*ck." Sir, you are thinking too highly of us lmao

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

your username sounds like a panic at the disco album name

[@rheatinacreatishia7636]

it's just a feeling anyway, an inkling perhaps

[@washitbyagianttruck9275]

@@technounionrepresentative4274 i shall take this as a compliment, so thanks dear representative of the techno union

[@washitbyagianttruck9275]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 i honestly can not make out what you're trying to tell me, dear fella

[@washitbyagianttruck9275]

@@rheatinacreatishia7636 That sounds so poetical, i am crying

[@MaybellineQueen]

In 96 i fell pregnant with twins. When i went for my first sonogram i found out that one of the fetuses was dead and because they were maternal twins they were unable to remove the dead one. i had to carry it to term and all the time (4) months, hoping my other baby didn't die. In the end I gave birth to one healthy baby and the one that'd been dead they tried not letting me see it but i was very curious and her lil face was scrunched up and it was all surreal.

[@octaviashadows6711]

Awesome, perfect thing to listen to while I eat my chicken fries

[@dakotajensen181]

That's chicken whang dawg.

[@captain_dsz6049]

Chicken fried be bomb doe

[@dand4139]

Oh hell yea. Are they Tyson brand?

[@victoriashevlin8587]

Dude, same. Mini potato waffles and popcorn chicken 😆 I dont know if I regret it yet. Still on the sponsorship...

[@Zulf85]

I had a yogurt whilst watching this. It was great

[@briannaromero8870]

this reminded me when my older sister got pregnant at 15 and made me watch a bunch of pregnancy shows with her, one of them being i didn’t know i was pregnant. 12 years later and i’m still slightly paranoid of something like this happening even tho i have an IUD

[@evie-rd8tc]

man i watched those shows as well, now I'm a midwife student and we had a patient a couple weeks ago who got pregnant despite having an IUD, I have an IUD myself and just went oh... oh and took a pregnancy test at home just in case lolol it was negative luckily!

[@jellomiki]

This poor girl had the kind of experience an experienced nurse would take a few days off to recover from when she was barely a rookie, no wonder she dropped out.

[@IfYouLoveMeLetMeGo13]

About 8 years ago, I knew a lady whose baby died in utero at about 6, maybe 7 months along. Not sure how long the baby's death went unnoticed inside her but they only found out because she fell critically ill from sepsis after toxins entered her bloodstream that nearly killed her. She was placed in a coma for just over a week and had to do dialysis for a long while afterwards before she made a full recovery. I felt so bad for her at the time because she wanted to be a mother so badly and had already suffered so many early pregnancy miscarriages before this particular one. She was so excited to make it that far along and really felt she was in the clear towards a healthy baby.

[@StaRMaestroS]

I literally almost choked my self to death laughing at the "scientific diagram" of what a panniculus is. Like i was literally breathless spasming for laughter trying to breath.

[@ZorotheGallade]

Things I found today: -The name for my upcoming death metal band -The most effective words to have a person immediately lose interest in me -The reason I will not sleep for the next dozen nights.

[@collinsmcrae]

" I'm not really the math type of Asian" lmao. Great line.

[@jbmcb]

I spit water all over my keyboard at that.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

He's the rocker Asian like The Hu.

[@car0ndelet]

I felt it

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

I feel this. I'm Asian and hate math, but I hate writing assignments even more than math.

[@-haclong2366]

I didn't even know he was Asian, he looks really White, maybe it is because he has long hair and facial hair while every male in Asia always has short hair and facial hair basically doesn't exist in Asia.

[@SoftySenpaii]

This story always makes me think back on so many others. One that comes to mind is the old lady who was 'pregnant' for so many years (the fetus died but instead of rotting it was essentially mummified through calcification), and another is the lady who gave birth but the doctor 'accidentally' twisted the poor thing's head off while trying to pull it out. Plus, there are countless stories of medical mishaps during pregnancy (teratomas will forever haunt my nightmares). All of these stories are EXACTLY why I will never get pregnant or have kids. I am not the type of person, in any way, go be getting knocked up and bringing a kid into the world.

[@mathieuleader8601]

this Reddit Tale reminds me of a documentary I watched a part of the extraordinary humans series that showed a 75-year-old woman from Morroco gave birth to a 'stone baby' that she had conceived 46 years earlier she gave birth to a baby that was a fossil

[@hvegaval]

The thing is, lithopedon has been recorded many times.

[@WobblesandBean]

That one kinda angered me, she was in labor and she just decided to go home. Baby desperately kicked and flailed for a few days as it slowly died, and once it did, the woman just shrugged and went "well it doesn't hurt anymore, guess I'm fine now." AND DID NOTHING.

[@deusexmachinareznov4975]

@Benny what part of she went into labor do you not understand that ain't a fetus that's a whole goddamn infant

[@ericaallisonc]

​@@deusexmachinareznov4975 Uhhh... that't not how it works... an unborn baby IS a fetus...a fetus doesn't stop being one until it's out of the womb.

[@deusexmachinareznov4975]

@@ericaallisonc that may be correct in the technical sense, but for all intents and purposes that is an infant

[@_Digishade_]

"I'm not really the 'Math Type' of Asian." Great shit, Whang.

[@thebigt3706]

"There is a story so disgusting so vile..." It's good to be back whang

[@thaiscorreaa]

This happened to my cousin. She was eight months pregnant and fell on her butt at the beach. She went to the hospital and they said everything was okay and dismissed her quite fast (it was a massive holiday in our country). Two days layer, she was burning in fever and some sort of brown liquid was dripping from her vgg. The baby died when she fell and was rotting inside her for more than 48 hours. She was also really really overweight and it was a risky pregnancy but she kept getting pregnant because "God knows what is best for me". She had 3 miscarriages, a stillborn and one baby dying in ICU because of the way she lived her life: eating like a mad person, not exercising, not minding her heart disease and diabetes.

[@thaiscorreaa]

The ICU baby was born prematurely with extremely high cholesterol and blood sugar. That poor girl never had a chance. The doctors finally decided on a sterectomy after that. Her husband was against it 'cause he wanted another son. He doesn't count his only son as a person 'cause the boy is gay. Completely dysfunctional and disgusting people, honestly.

[@ViewtifulGene]

I believe the medical term for a panniculus is "gunt." Pretty sure that fetus is a Binding of Isaac character, too.

[@QaydrGnl]

Actually the medical term for what this poor woman suffered is a missed abort. It's horrible. But it really makes me wonder about the accuracy of this post. Because normally you would notice a small and hard uterus after a missed abort. And everything would be in the center part of your body, not on the right. And while it could be that she just didn't notice a miscarriage, it sounded like the fetus was outside the vagina. And honestly I highly doubt a woman not noticing the painful experience of a stillbirth. Source: I just had gynecology in nursing school

[@strangeduckling]

Fupa!

[@Slysheen]

Hush's origin story

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

@@QaydrGnl But that wasn't what they were talking about, not in reference to the panniculus.

[@QaydrGnl]

@@Kerosene.Dreams I know but it was the only comment I saw talking about medical accuracy so I wanted to add my thoughts here rather than on a jokingly made comment

[@ThoseMemes.]

"We're focusing on becoming more advertiser friendly and promoting ourselves to families and children" -KZbin

[@spiceforspice3461]

cave story profile picture

[@gentlemanvontweed7147]

@@spiceforspice3461 My favorite porn.

[@ieatcats6266]

@@gentlemanvontweed7147 *confusingly*bruh

[@TheDigitalApple]

This story easily rivals “The Swamps of Degobah”, “The Reddit broken arms story” and “The coconut” on how disgusting they are

[@SerDesNil]

I think I know the coconut story, was it the one where the guy used a coconut as a self pleasure tool?

[@zeroclimberchannel]

@@SerDesNil yup

[@abloodcorpse3318]

What was the broken arms story?

[@Dimitri88888888]

@@abloodcorpse3318 mommy incest story

[@HeilRay]

Something about a baby petrifying in the worlds blobiest stankiest tomb just hits you different. Not because of that, but how the blob woman who needs three people to part the tide of sweaty rolls, didn’t think anything of it but what meal she’s gonna inhale next. Like a miscarried baby and placenta, if thats like crotch rot, she should be rotting from the inside out. Was she even human?

[@Kasmira42]

I'm really grateful this lady decided not to be a nurse due to the way she described her patient in such an awful and disrespectful light.

[@James_Randal]

Well, the patient doesn't want to respect her own body so why should others have to respect her.

[@shipper-of-heart8898]

I mean, they say the mean girls in high school typically end up as nurses. Most nurses are kind, but there's some that can be just awful and mean

[@avatarwan5824]

​@James_Randal So? Someone in the medical profession should not be describing patients that way.

[@carlosrivera5150]

I mean, this lady obviously was talking shit about a patient but I know that nobody is innocent about talking shit behind peoples backs, no matter who they are. I’m sure that every nurse or doctor out there has made comments about their patients. Nobody’s that perfect.

[@bulcanworks]

@@carlosrivera5150no of course not, i do understand. but after hearing so many stories of nurses working with pregnant women; denying already humiliated and scared teens a blanket because “if she wanna act like a grown woman, we’re treating her like one,” telling everybody about how some patients can’t hold their guts while birthing, degrading them for needing anaesthetic for not being “real women / mothers”.. all with names to faces.. it makes you worry! there’s tough for tough and then there’s cruelty when *you* chose to work with these people in such a vulnerable state. this is a responsibility these people signed themselves up to completely on their own, there was no gun to their head, but patients don’t pick how their bodies can turn on them.

[@sunnyquinn3888]

I'm a little concerned about all the would-be medical professionals who didn't seem to know that the medical field involves contact with various bodily fluids.

[@ShmeengusDingus]

Festering Fetus sounds like a garage heavy metal band with a lead guitarist named Tyler

[@andieanderssen780]

Had pregnancy issues. Buckled up and ready to hear! EDIT; Ehh, turns out I didn't need that buckle. Anyway, fun story time for you all. It's gonna be very nasty look as to how graphic life on the farm can be. You've been warned! - My mother, had a goat dairy where there was something like 250 milking goats. And of course, every year we'd have to go through a kidding season. One year, there was a very large doe that was finally giving birth, but there was an issue. She's been in labour for far too long, and was verging her own death if we didn't intervene soon. I would have been around 12 or 13 at the time and had helped the last few years by pulling a few kids alone, but I knew what to do. So, this goat was laying down and screaming; full on screaming bloody murder. I prepped myself to pull the kids and got to work, but ended up yelling for my mother because I just didn't have the physical strength needed. My mother finally comes along and starts tugging herself after a while we hear a very deep pop and she falls flat on her ass, and out comes a leg; just a leg, no kid attached to it. Immediately my mother goes back in and yells as me to push long the doe's belly. My mother keeps pulling more and out comes another leg. Eventually she gets a hold of the neck and pulls out this kid out face first. To our absolute horror we see the decomposing face of this dead kid. Thick brown goop, hollow eye sockets, thinning peeling flesh, the works. My mother and I then go on to pull out another six very dead, and progressively worse kids from this poor doe. It's very rare for a goat to have more than five kids. So what we think happened was that seven just too much for her, so her body made a choice. On a happy note, the doe did manage to make a full recovery afterwards. Antibiotics, and acting quickly saved her.

[@bentisiphone]

That must have been traumatic. It sounds like something straight out of a horror movie. Hope you are doing better now, lord knows I would need therapy after seeing that. The fact that every kid that came out, came out worse is something nightmarish.

[@richardmangelmann4975]

How are you not heavily traumatised? Jesus the balls on you

[@Necromancer0225]

Oh god the mental image horrified me I cant imagine what it was actually like being there. Just farm life things I guess (':

[@zebnemma]

OMG... I don't know shit about animals but what if one of the kids had died in the womb and that made the other kids infected and died too even though they were healthy? Like if you are in the same womb and there's one thing rotting in there I suppose that could kill the other ones too? But damn all those kids dying and a goat giving birth to decomposing babies, man that's crazy. How did that momma goat not die of sepsis by that point? Nature wtf.

[@CrissCrafts62]

I grew up on a goat dairy as well and my mother was always the the the vet for anybody who couldn't afford one and I've heard some pretty exciting stories myself but that tops the list and I can fully imagine it having help with birthing situation myself good for you I'm proud you survived it

[@deniseclepper1436]

As horrific it is to hear about the morbidly obese woman not aware of a fetal death inside her with a sepsis situation, I am more horrified by the apathetic words and behavior of this woman writing about this situation. I am glad she is not a nurse or anywhere in the health care world. To call someone the names she has done is very uncalled for and sad. The entire story is horrific and the morbidly obese person is a horrible situation. Apathy is worse

[@TheLeafcuter]

Less apathetic and more so actively cruel and callous. I'm glad they never went into nursing, because someone who's that baltantly fatphobic is bound to dismiss their overweight patients.

[@tylerdoss7644]

​@@TheLeafcuter blud rlly used "fatphobic"

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

​@@tylerdoss7644 there is a difference between saying someone shouldnt be fat and calling them a tub of lard

[@tylerdoss7644]

@jacaredosvudu1638 Sorry, I probably could've provided better context, but yes, i know that there's a difference between being genuinely concerned and being a knobhead. But I'm more just amused that they used "fatphobic" which is term used by fat activists to deflect criticism from others. Those people literally promote obesity and call anyone who tells them otherwise "fatphobic" like they are some oppressed group, and that makes me upset.

[@WittySomething]

​@@tylerdoss7644People CAN also use the word to describe those who are genuinely hateful towards obese individuals. It's not a word with a single use.

[@40088922]

one thing to also consider in that calculation is the odds of seeing someone THIS morbidly obese. bigmama truly struck gold in that single hour

[@Foodb4doodz]

I was pregnant in 2019. I conceived on an IUD and had a regular period. One week after I stopped bleeding I started lactating. I called my husband and told him I might be pregnant. On his lunch break we took 6 tests, all positive. We went to the ob, had my birth control removed and watched for weeks, waiting to see an embryo. And there it was. The tiniest little thing I had ever seen at 4 weeks and 6 days. We kept going back for more scans and labs because my hcg wasn't rising normally and I was still lactating. Then I miscarried, but my body wasn't expelling the baby so we set me up for a d&c 5 days away. I went home and had a horrible and sudden sharp pain that felt like I was in labor. I was told this was normal. I waited the 5 days until my surgery. I went in, had a mental break down, and was put under general anesthesia for the d&c. I woke up hours later with my abdomen covered in bandages and stitches. Apparently I was pregnant with twins. One was in my uterus and the other was in my fallopian tube and it had ruptured. I had an undiscovered ectopic pregnancy. The intense pain I felt was the actual rupturing of my fallopian tube. I had been bleeding internally for 5 days and didn't even know it. It wasn't discovered until my routine d&c. The whole thing was a nightmare and super traumatic. I take a pregnancy test every month now. Sometimes more than one.

[@Foodb4doodz]

@One eyed ferret with mange I didn't know that was possible either. Once we saw the gestational sac in the uterus we were only watching for miscarriage, the thought of an ectopic pregnancy was nonexistent once we had a visual in the uterus. It was just a one in a million chance.

[@berlineroxygenoxygenoxygen]

Okay. Just how the bloody hell can a fetus even develop and grow there? I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT THE HUMAN BODY CAN APPARENTLY SOMEHOW DO AND I NEED ANSWERS

[@adriani9432]

​@@berlineroxygenoxygenoxygenThe human body does terrible things sometimes. If we have a creator, he did a shitty job.

[@berlineroxygenoxygenoxygen]

@@adriani9432 Yeah. I'm one of those awful results

[@strayiggytv]

Honestly this is more believable than the swamps story. You'd still be at severe risk of sepsis but it is at least possible. Swamps of dagobah just wouldn't happen.

[@FuzzyLittleBastard]

I suspect Dagobah is real, but highly exaggerated.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@FuzzyLittleBastard The guy who wrote that was indeed a nurse. I can believe it.

[@John_Notmylastname]

@@FuzzyLittleBastard I’d bet it was an actual story but written by someone else.

[@owlrecluse2234]

Have you ever seen some of these cow hoof trim videos where they accidentally discover and then drain a cyst? Or even that one video youtube was reccomending a ton of people of a horse with a melon sized lump that had brown liquid when it was drained? I believe it, but it's definitely exaggerated.

[@SpartanChief17C]

I worked this summer at my local hospital, and according to the Rad Techs I worked with, GI bleeds (aka Dagobah) may be bad, but necrotic/rotting tissue (particularly in the genital regions) is infinitely worse

[@AtLeastA.C-plus]

Thankfully The so called “nursing student” quit after this experience, given the level of dehumanization they used to describe a suffering patient.

[@Tactical_Tailgater]

Dawg, she was 700 lbs, bitching the entire fucking time and the redditor was traumatized

[@gardenofsn5955]

Yeah, I mean holy fucking shit. I hate nurses like this. High school bullies, always choosing the professions that give them power and status over others.

[@Thatssointeresting757]

Yeah, she had no business in the field

[@lxmesoda]

so many doctors are prudish assholes it sucks ​@@Thatssointeresting757

[@BigBeaverMedia]

“like the marble in a can of spray paint.” …and this is where i laughed into the bong and made a mess of things. bravo.

[@kaitlynr8340]

Lmao

[@shinyhoarder]

Here's the thing: By the time the tissue had reached this level of putrefaction, it would have caused a severe infection. Forget abdominal pain; we're talking fever, aches, vomiting, all that fun stuff. This story is plausible, but I think OP was exaggerating a lot. You can develop toxic shock syndrome by not changing your tampons often enough. There's no way a fetus was full on rotting and this woman wasn't already knocking on death's door.

[@graciethebelle]

That's what I was thinking, I was wondering how she hadn't gone septic. My grandma had a football size cyst in her Uterus because of an IUD that she had in years longer than it should've been in, days before her surgery to have it removed, it burst and she went septic. She only survived because my grandpa carried her to the car and rushed her to the hospital.

[@natsukifan8736]

Tbh I thinks it's the same reason the most horrible people don't die until they're like super old. Death doesn't want to touch that human

[@lovley_furby8400]

@@natsukifan8736 "horrible people" tf did she do besides be obese?

[@nikolatovar9884]

@@natsukifan8736 Might be just you.

[@tomlxyz]

It reminds me of the stories of siamese twins a century ago where one would get some condition and die and the other one who was healthy died within minutes or hours.

[@creepychawn7634]

that's it. i am buying a life long supply of pregnancy tests now and i'll make testing a weekly habit. "no melted fetus sundays" sounds amazing to me now.

[@KaitlynG18]

That woman had no business being a nurse if she's going to refer to a human being as "tub of lard" and "whale." I don't care how big the woman was. Disgusting name calling and shaming a person doesn't make them want to lose weight. It makes them give up.

[@dabba_dabba]

2:21 so glad that I'm not the only grown ass man who uses "Rumbly in my Tumbly" to describe feeling sick in the stomach

[@dabba_dabba]

@@britbuttmcbooty9221 oh shit... I've always used it to announce I'm about to have diarrhea. Never considered it to meaning hungry

[@dabba_dabba]

@@britbuttmcbooty9221 Agreed. However, because this is an internet debate I regret to inform you that I am obligated to the answer of "diarrhea" no matter what. You plus everyone else who agrees with you is wrong and uneducated. No amount of evidence will make me backtrack or reevaluate my opinion. Infact, it will make me do the opposite and bury myself more deeply into my beliefs. Eventually, we will need to make this a political argument and call each other unflattering names and insults. I don't make the rules, I just follow them. I hope you understand and do the same

[@SlyHikari03]

Same

[@brisklloydavator]

nord vpn said: "ah yes melting baby, this is good for the brand"

[@loganroofpedoexposer4952]

ME WHEN TECHNO GET CANCER 😂🤣😂😂👌👌👌🔥

[@TeKIllusionZz]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 damn ur so cool😩😍😛

[@XzMondayNightzX]

This sounds like a more comprehensive version of a Zach Hadel story instead of the usual "What would you do if you woke up one day and there was a dead baby melting inside of you and everything smelled 2% more like rotten eggs and you could only eat peanuts from Jimmy Carters farm all day?"

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Their insides became slightly more green every day.

[@thetuned6972]

"I think I'd be pretty upset" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[@ElysetheEevee]

@@makeitthrough_ Ha! "Peanuss". Lol.

[@iara0]

"I would kill myself" "Chris, you always answer that!"

[@AcidYoru]

Tomar look its you!

[@NutyRiver]

The story is disgusting but so is OP’s attitude. Calling a seriously ill patient a “tub of lard”? Good thing she never actually became a nurse.

[@toothtown1914]

Fr, that pissed me off and the username also tells me that she wasn’t so far off from the same weight as the patient

[@leonorrodrigues9610]

The tub of lard did this to herself

[@randomsillyness]

She is probably projecting her own insecurities lmfao

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Fat people get so much hate just for existing, I hate it

[@sumtenwitty6021]

And what if she was? Would you still defend the fatass? You know morbid obesity can fuck a kid up right.

[@novasfadedworld3682]

I’ve been dying for you to talk about this, Reddit med stories are always intriguing. Thank you 🤟

[@dakotajensen181]

Dying.....like the fetus.....? Too soon?

[@novasfadedworld3682]

@@dakotajensen181 I’m not “rejecting” it

[@dakotajensen181]

@@novasfadedworld3682 see you in hell! Lmfao

[@marquiniopinio]

Ok, but what I really wanna know is... what is that background music tune that starts roughly at 4:14? It's awesome.

[@kingjammm3500]

So true

[@windy2075]

All things aside, OP has an absolutely abhorrent way of talking about her patients and I'm so glad someone with such a lack of compassion is out of a feild where it is such an important quality

[@grayse4189]

a surprising amount of high school bullies become nurses/doctors i have no idea why lol

[@regrettablestitches]

Thank you--exactly what I was coming to the comments to say. No one who would talk about a patient like that had any fucking business being in the medical field.

[@Danny-kk4nj]

I was scrolling wondering if anyone was going to comment on it, the fatphobia was literally dripping out of my phone.

[@Eatdatpoopoo445]

Honestlyyyyy You dont need to be a saint to be a nurse or doctor, but good god have some class and compassion. I feel awful for the mom and her late baby

[@NebulaRanger]

@@grayse4189 It's because they want a sense of control over people that they know won't be able to stand up for themselves

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

"This is a story so disgusting, so vile" Me: *Eating while watching*

[@antichrist1975]

Same here broski. No regrets.

[@kayosensei]

You're a monster 🤣

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

@@kayosensei It was just popcorn IIRC

[@athenadaudelin1993]

13:28 "Boom! That's a big fucking kidney stone, you better give it a name, I guess..." 😂😂😂

[@baldgagits2107]

When's Decomposing Fetus new album gonna be released? Can't wait to headbang to it.

[@AsIfItNeverWas]

Didn't you hear? The band broke up last year after their frontman Derek 'Corpse penis' Harrold was found guilty of necrophilia.

[@lincolnpepper816]

i was listening to dying fetus before i watched this video lmao

[@gem5114]

God please don’t let me have a cryptic pregnancy, that’s terrifying imagine just having a baby 😭

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Same 😭

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

If you’re male you’re fine

[@qvaken8142]

Just take a pregnancy test if you've recently had penis-in-vagina sex and you notice any tell-tale symptoms, such as a missed period or a change in your cycle, sore or tender breasts, unexplained fatigue, or unexplained nausea.

[@Artist_of_Imagination]

@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 🧠

[@SausageRoll4u]

Get a grip

[@RushStudios101]

I made it to "weeping reddish-brown thick fluid." That's enough for today, thank you.

[@Kazooples]

I don’t like the way the nurse talked about the woman, calling someone a tub of lard isn’t friendly fire just because you’re also big. My aunt is morbidly obese, she’s also incredibly disabled mentally and physically and has been taken advantage of more times than I could count, that lady wasn’t “lucky enough to find someone who wants to f*ck her”, either she gave full consent or she was taken advantage of, it’s not luck, nothing good happened to this poor woman.

[@nervousham]

Periodt

[@dylan2na652]

“rolling around inside you like the marble in a can of spray paint” 💀💀

[@CaveyMoth]

Every time I start up GTA San Andreas, and the Rockstar logo gets spray painted, I will think of this story.

[@t.o.4251]

Another thing to know about unknown miscarriages: they're usually very early and mistaken for a very heavy period.

[@NoName......]

"The Decomposing Fetus Story" Ok, this will be the most disgusting story you will ever tell. Edit: Ehhh it was mildly disturbing, the swamps one was way worse.

[@brohen]

I always say that but he surprises me every time

[@Cr3zant]

I think the only one that can even attempt to compare is the girl who had maggots in her uterus.

[@shannonreynolds8182]

TRIGGER WARNING: A friend of mine, who knew she was pregnant, sadly lost her baby in utero and the dr she had wouldn't do anything about it and said to just wait for her body to take care of it on its own. That dr has many, many lawsuits against him and is no longer in practice. She got a 2nd opinion and was forced to deliver the baby. Unfortunately, the baby was too decomposed to do an autopsy to find out why the baby passed away.

[@ninjamcstrange]

I remember hearing a story about a woman in Japan who thought that she was pregnant, but when she got an ultrasound it turned out that she somehow had poop lodged in her stomach and was bloated? Or maybe it was just constipation.

[@ninjamcstrange]

@@chestnut4860 wow, at least pregnancy was less of a risk with the way you do things.

[@shape7162]

Unrelated but I love how whang looks. He’s so cool lol

[@ksfishchannel]

He's hot af

[@JohnDoe-xf8ew]

@UCm_o1XsQKNgFn-EaU1qsicw I, too simp for Whang.

[@jaksida300]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 Grow up.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Whang is pretty dreamy, he's not afraid of edgy humour AND he's a musician. Plus I'm so jealous of his hair. I want to know his secret.

[@-nightraider-1169]

I agree

[@grimcity]

Aye, my wife is an RN, we were bf/gf back in college… she’s definitely seen some gnarly shit. I’m a scary & gory movie fan, but she’s seen some stuff that would fuck me up! I’m glad my calling was multimedia development and English lit!

[@moka_dotz3149]

Op describing the woman that woman in such a dehumanizing way. To be a nurse or doctor you have to have empathy for patients and see them as humans and not just cash grabs.

[@dasani.like.the.water.]

Exactly! So glad she didn’t go into the medical field. What a disgusting way to talk about a patient that’s in need of care.