Sekiro - So This Is What Japan Is Like

Technically this is a game about a disabled person beating up monkeys.
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Credits: The "Yeah I get it" guy is by Egoraptor
Navy Seal copypasta narration by TheVolgun
"Dodge" voicelines by TeamFourStar from their DBZ Abridged series
The game being played is Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Carve your own clever path to vengeance in an all-new adventure from developer FromSoftware, creators of Bloodborne and the Dark Souls series. Take Revenge. Restore your honor. Kill Ingeniously.
In a re-imagined late 16th century Sengoku period Japan, warlord Isshin Ashina staged a bloody coup and seized control of the land of Ashina from the Interior Ministry.[1] During this time, a nameless orphan is adopted by the wandering shinobi named Ukonzaemon Usui, known to many as Owl, who named the boy Wolf and trained him in the ways of the shinobi. Two decades later, the Ashina clan is on the brink of collapse due to a combination of the now elderly Isshin having fallen ill and the clan's enemies steadily closing in from all sides. Desperate to save his clan, Isshin's grandson Genichiro sought the Divine Heir Kuro so he can use the boy's "Dragon Heritage" to create an immortal army. Wolf, now a full fledged shinobi and Kuro's personal bodyguard, loses his left arm while failing to stop Genichiro. As he received the dragon’s blood from Kuro three years prior, Wolf survives his wounds and awakes in an abandoned temple. In the temple, he meets the Sculptor, a former shinobi named Sekijo who now carves Buddha statues, and Wolf finds that his missing arm has been replaced with the Shinobi Prosthetic, a sophisticated artificial arm that can wield a variety of gadgets and weaponry.
With the Shinobi Prosthetic, Wolf assaults Ashina Castle and confronts Genichiro again, defeating him, although the latter is able to escape by drinking the Rejuvenating waters, which is a man-made replication of the dragon’s blood. Despite having an opportunity to flee Ashina forever, Kuro instead decides to stay and perform the "Immortal Severance" ritual, which would remove his Dragon Heritage and prevent anybody else from fighting over him to obtain immortality. Wolf reluctantly agrees to help Kuro and sets out to the areas surrounding the castle to collect all of the necessary components of the ritual, including a special sword that can cut immortals known as the Mortal Blade. When Wolf returns, he encounters Owl, who was previously thought to have been killed three years ago. Owl reveals that he also seeks the Dragon Heritage from Kuro, and orders Wolf to renounce his loyalty to Kuro.
Wolf is then presented with the option to follow Owl and betray Kuro or to remain loyal to Kuro. If Wolf sides with Owl, he is forced to fight Emma, a doctor in service to Isshin, and Isshin himself. Upon defeating them, Wolf then stabs Owl in the back while Kuro in horror realizes Wolf has been corrupted by bloodlust and fallen down the path of Shura. It is then stated that a demon roamed the lands for many years slaughtering many people. If Kuro is chosen Wolf fights and kills Owl. He then uses the items he has gathered to enter Fountainhead Palace. Wolf then enters the Divine Realm, where he fights the Divine Dragon to obtain its tears for Immortal Severance. Upon returning to Ashina Castle Wolf discovers that it has been attacked by the Interior Ministry and is informed by Emma that Kuro has fled through a secret escape passage. Wolf finds an injured Kuro and Genichiro, wielding a second Mortal Blade. Genichiro then challenges Wolf a final time. Upon his defeat, he sacrifices himself to bring Isshin, who recently died from his illness, back to life at the height of his power. Although Isshin is on Wolf and Kuro's side, he honors Genichiro's sacrifice and chooses to fight Wolf.
After defeating Isshin, the player can obtain three endings depending on what is given to Kuro. The standard ending is "Immortal Severance". Wolf gives Kuro the dragon tears and severs his ties to the Divine Dragon. This process ends up killing Kuro, while Wolf becomes the next sculptor and ends his life as a shinobi. In the "Purification" ending Wolf manages to save Kuro at the cost of his own life. The final ending, "Return," is obtained by helping the Divine Child of the Rejuvenating Waters complete a ritual to return the power of the Divine Dragon to its birthplace in the West. Kuro's body dies but his spirit is transferred into the Divine Child's heart. Wolf remains a shinobi and chooses to travel with the Divine Child on their westward journey.
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[@histericalhyena9100]

"I know I'm adopted but you make it painfully obvious because you fight like a VIRGIN" worst deathblow I've ever seen , R.I.P Owl

[@dswagg585x2]

Dang he edited it out lol

[@glockroach5731]

@@dswagg585x2 No he didn't

[@saga2964]

8:45

[@GrievousKhan]

I love the attention to detail on 2:02 with the upside down subtitles.

[@ayjay6613]

I guess you havent seen sovietwomble

[@tyewong8243]

@@ayjay6613 Another simp to sovietwomble.

[@MikinessAnalog]

¿S∩OIɹƎS ∩O⅄ Ǝɹ∀ XD

[@saga2964]

I love Pong's work with his subtitles. They're always as creative and artful as the rest of his editing!

[@mantrata4688]

*HIS NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!*

[@yayathidayat6678]

I wish i can fight him again

[@bestbrointheworld486]

As he breathes you will not pass the castle gate

[@Seattlefan77]

Gyoubu and the Bull were so epic as far as entrances go

[@readerxmc6974]

@@Seattlefan77 the bull is fucking stupid

[@readerxmc6974]

@@thunderlifestudios yeah I git gud

[@ericlin7775]

"Hesitation is defeat. Hesitate and you lose. But even if you don't hesitate, you still have to face my spear and pistol, and you still lose" -----Isshin the sword saint

[@joeymrngstr9427]

Isshin the glock* saint

[@Katari-san]

3:00 I've been waiting since the release of the game to see someone make that edit, it was perfect!

[@jordanjacobs157]

Jici Dubé I played the game in Japanese. These voices sound so weird to me

[@methatis3013]

​@@jordanjacobs157Japanese dub is way better than the English one

[@Pongsifu]

Wolf is now my fursona 🐺

[@kushanblackrazor6614]

I knew it.

[@Monsoon404]

Well since were in Japan its furwaifu

[@Pongsifu]

How could I forget? I won't be able to look my body pillow in the eyes tonight.

[@Monsoon404]

@@Pongsifu do you have the collectors edition body pillow the one of the gurdian ape throwing a pile of shit at you?

[@skyuru]

Dont miss ONIMUSHA

[@oni9976]

8:45 best thing I’ve ever heard

[@mcdowneywhite279]

How to roast without a fire.

[@fragrantwinter8233]

5:05 That was one of the greatest things I’ve seen in some time. Something about an enemy, flying/falling at me, shouting something that sounds eerily like ‘Wooo’ in a game similar to DS is... Infinitely amusing.

[@o_manam]

I cried at this part

[@rival001]

it hit me by surpsise 😂

[@athirahayub2833]

That freaked me out so much. I mean I noticed the kite and there's a man on it but I didn't expect he'll be all wooooooooo and bam! 😂

[@pavelaubrecht1761]

It's just me or did someone else imagined that dude yelling ,,BANZAAAAI!" or ,,COWABANGAAAA" as he descended from heavens like WW2 kamikaze pilot?

[@DekkarJr]

Xd for me its the snake freaking out about its eye and screaming hahha

[@Squaliebawse]

U earned a sub with that John Cena entrance lol

[@supimzazz]

Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa*

[@serpentsgrin1306]

Make that 2

[@andrejoss475]

"stabbing someone in the back, just shinobi things" "stabbing someone in the back? Who would do something like that" how the hell did he manage to predict that

[@OcelotHDEdition]

well i dont see any other ninjas with oversized swords around here

[@watsolloko_7763]

I mean... the game does look like dark souls tho...

[@pippofranco879]

Post-game commentary?

[@deadmeme9980]

He said:" stabbing old laddies to death,..." though.

[@taiken9534]

This was so fun man. If there was any underrated youtube channels, its this one.

[@yamichii5638]

So true

[@RAGEN99]

Watch Captain Disillusion

[@trod146]

Almost 500,000 views... yeah so underrated... hate when people use that shit for people who get tons of fucking views...

[@trod146]

@@RAGEN99 no

[@neoslv1005]

One of many yes

[@aidanedwards4956]

3:48 when the doctor said bend over but he has no gloves

[@Koroshimasu]

Bro you underrated here 1 like because you make my today

[@mako8091]

More like when it's time for that prostate checkup but the doc is overly excited.

[@Bloodletter8]

"That was fun! The doctor will be in here any minute now."

[@santimen2000]

Oh my god man, minute 3:00 is beauty XD

[@jettion35]

Like right before that killed me

[@italianbucket6357]

Did you really play through all the goddamn game using a keyboard? Hero.

[@Dright_W]

Game is easier with KB and mouse. CHANGE MY MIND

[@MrMirco003]

@@Dright_W ONLY for crab people! YOU GUYS ARE CRAB PEOPLE!

[@HypePlayZzYT]

@@MrMirco003 fuck you, you panda bear. KB and mouse all the way!

[@ajthewhitetiger8133]

KB and Mouse is the only way to play

[@ajthewhitetiger8133]

@@dylanlawery Nah the pre-mapped keyboard layout is actually quite comfortable, and i think the only game "meant" to be played on controller are the really mainstream games like cod, the ones that are pointless shooters

[@anghbalahr2971]

Others: Isshin and Owl...pretty sick bosses. Pong Sifu: Yeah...there are a LOT of monkeys round here...and did you hear that? I thought I heard some mean chicken around the corner.

[@leadsolo69]

8:20 lmao I love how the first 3 stabs are in sync with the music 💀

[@xy6830]

I don't know if I wanna resurrect after that .... Lol so true

[@bowmanc.7439]

XY Z that’s the effect of having your shirikodama ripped out. You lose your motivation

[@ryoga8170]

@@bowmanc.7439 "shirikodama"...is that Japanese for "anus"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bowmanc.7439]

ryoga81 ! No. It’s a fictional organ hosting one’s soul reachable from one’s anus. It originate from the tale of Kappa, which are river based yokai with a taste for anus soul balls and cucumber. Apparently given the choice, they prefer the latter.

[@authenticbaguette6673]

btw fun fact about 2:44 the serpent doesn't attack you because it thinks you are here to marry it, hence why you are hiding in a palanquin. For real, if you dispatch the Senpou assassin near the sculptor idol on the other end of the snake encounter, you will find a herb catalogue scrap on his body which details what herbs you need to proceed with the ritual and get betrothed to the ancient serpent!

[@pbndjayfr]

man i kind of feel bad for it now

[@cvampaul]

3:06 that music fits on that boss, more than perfectly

[@herecomesthatboy1961]

how on god's good green earth do you only have 12k subscribers?

[@j-money1794]

i agree whole farttedly

[@mintbrisk5961]

Here Comes That Boy indeed I shit myself at the very thought.

[@codyrisling1718]

Here Comes That Boy i can see how....what’s special about this?

[@musa6073]

Finally! A reference I understand!

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

how on god's good green earth does this drip have 12,000 subscribers

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

Oblivion horse armor DLC. Now that is a callback.

[@lemmonboy6459]

My favorite quote, “I know I’m adopted but you make it painfully obvious cause you fight like a virgin.”

[@H.U.R.]

4th degree burns right there

[@ReadyAimFire_]

This Francisco Goya painting joke was awesome 😂

[@Chip-Chapley]

it was very funny to bad it's a woefully esoteric reference.

[@gabrielloeb8852]

@@Chip-Chapley esoteric text*

[@lemmonboy6459]

ReadyAimFire Where does he say it again?

[@elijah9878]

Sekiro is an amazing game but it feels like it's missing something. Something like a giant enemy crab, you know the kind with a weak point that could be attacked for massive damage.

[@mako8091]

No, GOW 3 already did that and it was hella wack.

[@owenjones7522]

​@@mako8091what. Nobody says hella or wack

[@mako8091]

@@owenjones7522 you did. Just now.

[@updatedotexe]

6:57 is too intense for me.

[@adamsarufan2656]

I don't get it.

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

@@adamsarufan2656 me neither

[@aspart2842]

Unseasoned cabbage

[@danieln6613]

That transition from "and his name" to "is Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa" was smooth as butter

[@potitus8751]

1:43 my exact reaction to this boss fight

[@itsozzy1378]

How many times have you died in Sekiro? How many breads have you eaten in your life? *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@Tonnyu]

Is that a jojo reference!?

[@somewhatskilledplaystation6895]

@@Tonnyu No

[@moonflowerpalace3872]

@@somewhatskilledplaystation6895 Yes it is...

[@somewhatskilledplaystation6895]

@@moonflowerpalace3872 I know it is, I was joking. I could've phrased it better, admittedly

[@mrduck_03art23]

WILD DOGGOOOOOO!!!!

[@goofygoober5270]

2:58 excluding the fact that scared me, that was an epic transition

[@loolya3]

I laughed so hard at the john cena part 3:00

[@mequipica]

dude, me too. this guy is fckn funny

[@mindkiller609]

I spewed my drink too hard when I saw this part ROFL 😂😂

[@norolover4015]

3:02 Holy shit that flowed so well, thanks for the lauhg

[@just_some_guybuns3417]

6:10 when someones using a fully upgraded evelyn and maxxed bloodtinge

[@bradleyleslie4138]

How many times have you died and come back for my sake? two, three times? or perhaps a number so large it cannot be counted? "it was the last one" much love Pong Sifu

[@lars9805]

6:58 was the fucking best by far I laughed so hard

[@user-hq2ks3wx4d]

Man, your videos are so awesome to watch! The level of editing is so smooth. It's like SovietWomble, but you uploade more than 2 times a year. Respect, man🤘

[@AfroTidus]

Pong Sifu's commentary is so wholesome

[@Pongsifu]

I try to keep it family friendly around here.

[@SuperMooshrooms]

0:10 I have a coworker at work who is 5'0 foot and I am going to do this when I see him next. "My lord."

[@griffin1095]

*plays a souls game with keyboard and mouse* "Yes officer this video right here"

[@Regufyz]

The souls games are actually easier with KB + M.

[@griffin1095]

Regufyz “Yes officer this comment right here”

[@Regufyz]

@@griffin1095 *suprised pickachu face*

[@sharilshahed6106]

@@griffin1095 he's right you know

[@Magical2g2]

8:48 took me a second to register what you said but when I did I had a good laugh 😂

[@limee.-6176]

Man I really don't know how you don't have more subs than you do. The level of effort and editing that goes into these videos really shows off and I really hope you blow up because you deserve it.

[@scotmelton2053]

Why would you ever wish that on a person?

[@limee.-6176]

@@scotmelton2053 oh my god you're right what was I thinking I'm so sorry

[@afroshark8084]

it's so good to see your channel growing man, you just deserve it

[@sousukesagara193]

When the '' WOOOO!" killed me, I wasn't even mad, he earned it

[@dilza1231]

The DBZ reference at the divine dragon

[@Rohlix]

This is legit one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I have only seen the first half because I'm still playing through it, so I don't wanna be spoiled, but I already am in love with your editing and humor. Subscribed and will watch more of your vids now lol.

[@Chip-Chapley]

0:58 that picture on the bottom left needs no more context in this situation for a man of culture.

[@samuelwilliams9626]

A year late but I'm genuinely confused, and have been looking at the comments to find out what the hell that picture means

[@s1enx374]

@@samuelwilliams9626 did you find out?? XD

[@Rileykard]

I'll never understand how youtube works, we have this guy with great content, all his videos get at least 500k views, lots of comments and likes, but because he doesn't post everyday/week the algorithm decides "channel? What channel? There's no channel here." I really hope you decide streaming some day my dude, you deserve more numbers/money.

[@chrisfloyd7316]

Holy shit, this is a quality channel. Love your editing

[@Spiffy-sd5ix]

HOW HAVE I NOT DISCOVERED THIS CHANNEL?! NEVER LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD IN MY LIFE! SUBSCRIBED!

[@Minzzyo]

Great vid, keep up the good work. Proud of you

[@cookieicescream]

I enjoyed this a lot man! Subscribed!

[@cupzthemilkman1455]

Only 19k subs?? No way. You deserve way more man. I've been crying of laughter threw this whole video. Thank you

[@lookuptothesky1]

5:02 looks like someone wanted senpai to notice him/her xD

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

I just watched this a second time and noticed you have so many references. Your reference game is insane!

[@santobi27]

haven´t had such a good laugh in quite some time, you definitely deserve more subscribers

[@trueomen_2035]

Bro I love this guy srly your funny as hell man. You deserve way more subscribers then you have. You really made my day.

[@MTVJavier]

Omg such a nice video! The one of few about Sekiro that took me in to laughing so hard. I appreciate it man.

[@miraak542]

The memes are so flawlessly woven into your videos. This is amazing.

[@Paddelui]

I might be repeating what has been said already but this was really funny. Keep it up!

[@Maximo69]

your videos are so cool! you deserve way more

[@jatinuikey7436]

5:51 I cried when kuro asked me how many times have u died😭

[@cal5750]

Really glad I found your channel on that first Kenshi vid. It's so awesome to see you're at 12k subs now when just a few months ago you were at like 2k.

[@Pongsifu]

Yeah, it has been quite a climb the past few months. At the beginning of the year I was hopeful to hit 2k by the end of 2019 and I wasn't even sure if that would happen. It is a lot more fun to make these videos when I know people actually, you know, see them.

[@silvussol8966]

@@Pongsifu - Dude, your content is really good. I mean it. The commentary, the editing, the attention to detail (like the upside down text at 2:02), it's all very good. I wouldn't be surprised at all if you end up with a hundred thousand or more subs within the next year. That said, KZbin fans can be a fickle and sometimes toxic bunch in large numbers. Stay true to yourself and do what you enjoy on your own timetable. Best of luck to you, mate.

[@Bloodletter8]

"Jesus Christ! This is a lot more dramatic than I thought it would be!" Pong after *STABBING A 700 FT FUCKIN PYTHON IN THE EYE*

[@Kazwulf]

I've had a bunch of Sekiro videos in my recommendations over the past two weeks or so and this is by far my favorite one so far.

[@l7-2k-maykol82]

Good editing and solid memes sing me up as a new sub

[@skribble7187]

You had me crippled with the Kenshi video now this lmao

[@baileyboyname5286]

Ive seen this video and recommended over 20 times and I'll forever watch it as long as it's recommended

[@ManOfSalts]

You deserve a hell of a lot more subs, keep releasing that GOOD SHIT

[@DavidEssex8008]

The "You're not my real mom" bell ring had me dying. Superb.

[@Hydrotrex]

Hands down the funniest Sekiro skit video I've watched so far. Thought I was watching someone big, but I was baffled you have so few subs, you definitely earned mine!

[@playercris8634]

I found your channel yesterday watching RE videos, great job man !

[@HmongBoy4thst]

i fell onto your channel from a reommended video. i love the editing and the small jokes lmao keep it up.

[@against1virus]

Another entertaining video. You are like discount Sseth that uploads more often

[@verminlordsoulberry8823]

3:48 XD this makes me laugh even 2 years later

[@omarquintero434]

You have gained a new follower ahhh the video is great

[@PlayingWithIssues]

Most emotion I've heard dude show in any of his videos

[@Brown614]

:58 im glad you have that in the corner cause that's what I was thinkin at first too

[@SSZaris]

Best Sekiro video I've ever seen

[@anbu_equinox1814]

This was on my recommend and man I'm glad I clicked on it. I love your editing 😂

[@gautiergary8604]

Great vid dude, as usual !

[@zigglyDev]

Wow dude I thought I was watching a 500k sub KZbinr. Great editing and jokes timing was perfect. Liked and subbed 😃

[@ksa34300ify]

0:23 finally I found someone on the internet who makes this joke :)

[@TheCool_Guy23]

Pongsidu stabs a giant snek in the goddamn eye, proceeds to be surprised when it flails around in utter agony Just Pongsifu things

[@Torebordalpiano]

Wow, the editing of this video just doubles the fun!

[@Stormdraka]

"Nothing persen- okay." Man I literally burst out laughing at that part. I'm surprised you don't have more people subbed to your channel, and I'm glad youtube got me here.

[@norrisfam45133]

I think some of those monsters are based on monsters of Japanese mythology history and I think the one who ripped out your characters anus is a thing of Japanese mythology history but It’s been awhile since I read or listened to Japanese mythology history

[@Nookiezilla]

Yeah watch the new Anime "Saranzarai" for the reference. I forgot the name of the "Anus eating creature" lol.

[@dondomdimadom6699]

It's a kappa

[@BlackPlatinum]

@@CerealKiller damn that's brutal

[@BlackPlatinum]

@@CerealKillerDamn American folklore got nothing on Japan

[@Oyasumi05]

@@CerealKiller the headless are dudes with cut off hears not lizards lmao

[@gamerchef8958]

Dope video love the end game snap dissapeare at the end

[@evansblueblair6918]

Single funniest thing I've watched. It was perfection

[@paoken94]

Rock: i'm gonna block the player's attack.. Also Rock: Agatchu, Howmie!

[@rayj2096]

Laughed my ass off, for 12 minutes straight. Loved it, you earned a sub.

[@sundaraselvam222]

The "Mr.Wolf I don't feel so good" Got me craking like hell🤣🤣

[@lobalemon-7800]

Omg just this guy's commentary cracked me up so much

[@jaymorgan3196]

Ur editing is top notch

[@itsgudstuf6485]

I love your apathetic voice. It somehow makes everything more grounded.

[@doughalka5314]

I can't wait for your channel to explode with popularity

[@giorgigiorgitko248]

my favorite sekiro video,just subed

[@Darzs_chidane]

Love the voice overs for the roosters.

[@alucard8464]

6:12 Everytime she does that grab I almost instinctively say, "Welp, bye!"

[@DonkeyFilms]

The compilation of how many times you died at the last boss is my compilation to dying to the first boss and the mini bosses, so I’m spooked.

[@Koudys_1]

I have to say I respect your grind keep it goin.

[@ElectricalNoises]

I've watched at least four people play this game and never made that reference @0:23. I was thinking why doesn't someone say it... you did. You've earned my respect and subscription sir. **tips hat**