Menards unironically saved my life. I was in a car accident, lost consciousness, then awoke, dangling over a ravine to the sound of a Menards commercial. I thought to myself "I'm not dying listening to that", got out of the car (somehow), then woke up a day later in a hospital lol.
@Insanonaga5 ай бұрын
Save big lives at menards
@nclanceman4 ай бұрын
"Save big money at Menaaaaaard's"
@oldjarhead3864 ай бұрын
@@nclancemanhey, I was gonna do that!
@yeoremuthare6774 ай бұрын
@@nclancemanIt's like a whole other world. I'm busy thinking, "what the heck is menards?" And you guys know the damn jingle. It's wonderful.
@AnadonAyleid4 ай бұрын
@@yeoremuthare677Hey, same for us. I only found out that Buccees is a thing last year. The while concept is such a trip. I mean, an indoor square plaza thing lined with like 50 immaculately-kept individal-room toilets? Oh and it's in a supermarket that's akin to an endless gas station... Oh wait, they also have a gas station! a giant one! And probably housing too. Saw a billboard once that said "Next Buccees: 698 miles away!"
@WatchWesWork5 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where the waitress warns you that the spicy food you are ordering might be spicy.
@sciencecompliance2354 ай бұрын
I think you mean mild food 😂
@ovoam3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@koreanjesus198326 күн бұрын
She probably does that because she's tired of people that order spicy food who then complain that it's too spicy. Most restaurants have the chili pepper rating or at the very least list the ingredients, but some people just don't pay attention.
@nathanpetrohilos5 күн бұрын
Hi Wes!
@acandela129411 ай бұрын
He was committed to that bit at the end. People staring at him in the mall 😂
@ammarsalim11856 ай бұрын
A bit?
@acandela12946 ай бұрын
@@ammarsalim1185 using the term "bit" as a joke or skit. Committed to the bit means committed to the joke basically. I wasn't using it as an amount or I would have said "he was committed a bit at the end" instead of he was committed to the bit at the end"
@LivelyEngineer4 ай бұрын
A joke?
@Knxwledg34 ай бұрын
@@LivelyEngineerhumor ?
@2URLexАй бұрын
@@acandela1294sad you have to explain words to people these day
@Madz_e11 ай бұрын
As a midwesterner such as myself I can confirm this is accurate. alright bybye now, tell your folks i says hi
@olivierwery733611 ай бұрын
👋
@DJ-iu5bb10 ай бұрын
Okey then
@matthaft204810 ай бұрын
Yah say hi to yours too for me. And watch for deer on your way home bud.
@TheMrjoaoarthur9 ай бұрын
Hi sirs
@zizi57219 ай бұрын
Hi lol
@mikejetzer415511 ай бұрын
You have a high-class Menard's with an escalator. In southeastern Wisconsin, we need to take steps to get up to the odd little second floor.
@Sodali055011 ай бұрын
yall got a second floor???
@mikejetzer415511 ай бұрын
@@Sodali0550 Most or all of the Menard's I've been in have had what I called the "odd second floor" ... architecturally, I believe it's called a "mezzanine:" It's more of a large, raised platform somewhere in the middle of the floor which has railings around it and has shelves for merchandise. The ones I've seen just have a staircase leading up to it. Don't know if there are also Menard's (in Minnesota, apparently) which have a full second story, but there's apparently at least one with an escalator.
@Sodali055011 ай бұрын
dang, escalator one must be their favorite one lol
@schwanbox11 ай бұрын
@@mikejetzer4155 The eden prairie one has one and even a cart escalator.
@georgeblae575611 ай бұрын
Ours doesent even have a 2nd floor you lucky bastards
@Propain4eva10 ай бұрын
Being a mailman in the Midwest is wholesome and kinda annoying. Everyone wants to wave and expects a wave back
@jamesmordorski44646 ай бұрын
Sounds like the opposite of a problem to me.
@mguy59236 ай бұрын
@@jamesmordorski4464 Honestly I can be inattentive at times and people can feel stiffed if I miss their waves. I've had some folks snap at me for ignoring them and I'm just like "When did I do that?" Most folks are fine though, this one dude I almost always missed in the hallway at school and we joked about it. On the sixth time I noticed him and he was so happy.
@JuniperWhiskeytart6 ай бұрын
We got a second dog and I stopped the mailman to smile and ask if he's ok with it. He was visibly confused and I wondered if I had gone full Midwest on him. 😢
@doofsdoofs6 ай бұрын
You should probably wave back
@Propain4eva6 ай бұрын
@@doofsdoofs No I need new opps
@UCGz8hv81ZQM6y4sSEWkQtAw11 ай бұрын
Yup, $4.66 seems about enough to cover those drinks
@RockCh4lk11 ай бұрын
Pre-Bidenomics.
@RockSmithStudio11 ай бұрын
@@RockCh4lknow it’s $9.32
@cameronspence49778 ай бұрын
Bidenflation could never
@eazyplayer7778 ай бұрын
@@RockSmithStudioI can get a ton of beer in local shop for this prise😂
@timbuktu80696 ай бұрын
Must be nice, buying the expensive stuff.
@alexwirtz978011 ай бұрын
Grew up in the mid-west and grew to be 6'1". I am the shortest in my family and was always middle of the pack in height throughout grade school and high school. People will say that I'm tall, but I will never feel like I am.
@MatthewTheWanderer10 ай бұрын
I'm 6'0" and shorter than both of my brothers. Yet, I always felt like one of the tallest people at school. Even the few years I spent in the Midwest. I am still usually the tallest person at work or anywhere I am in public, most of the time. I get called "tall" very often, and no one ever calls me "short".
@themarlboromandalorian6 ай бұрын
I'm closer to 6'2 than 6'1, but I'm 6'1 on all my documents. There's plenty of taller guys everywhere. I can't afford clothes and can't find anything what fits and never have. Wal-Mart's sell clothes for short fat people, not long tall sallies. And in spite of height, I've never been big. Midwest genetics suck.
@lemonscentedgames36414 ай бұрын
Yeah im 6'0 on the dot and people dont believe me when i say that in the midwest. Like you have to be 6'1 or it doesnt count😂
@user-lt1jd1ye3v3 ай бұрын
If you’re 6’1” your genetics are good .. period
@gudetamaminiso5133 ай бұрын
@@lemonscentedgames3641 Wow, I must go to America's midwest to find a husband... here in France the average man is 5'9 tall
@Motta47411 ай бұрын
“6’3, I hate being short” every short person watching this video: 😭
@joshuaingram57111 ай бұрын
I'm 5 ft 7. It hurts. It hurts. 😭😭😭
@linkaj1211 ай бұрын
Going to high school in Michigan, I can relate; I was 6’1 and pretty short for my class
@hridanshsurana279711 ай бұрын
@@linkaj12 what the f? I am 5'7- 5'8 and pretty average height
@linkaj1211 ай бұрын
@@hridanshsurana2797 I guess we A2 people be eating good 💀
@danielortega765711 ай бұрын
Lmao as a 5'6 guy I concur. However growing up in Michigan I can vouch that there's a lot of tall Midwesterners!
@genuineimpulse913410 ай бұрын
You got to show the Midwest salad bar where there’s no vegetables, only salads with mayonnaise.
@beth87756 ай бұрын
Now you know some of those salads aren't mayonnaise based - we've got marshmallow fluff and cool whip based salads too!
@KC9UDX6 ай бұрын
The salad bar has broccoli crunch and Russian fluff
@jamesmordorski44646 ай бұрын
No we have a normal salad bars, they're just for the West Coast people who only care about eating and poorly dressed leaves and wet grass( avocados ).
@karal_the_crazy6 ай бұрын
And cheese the salad bar must have cheese
@KC9UDX6 ай бұрын
@@karal_the_crazy who eats salad without cheese? And imitation bacon?
@georgealexander105911 ай бұрын
Pop is so real. My buddy from New England ordered soda at a restaurant and the waiter said "Soda? You mean pop?"
@bricktasticanimations483411 ай бұрын
I'm from actual England and I say "Fizzy drink.".
@RW5583.11 ай бұрын
@@bricktasticanimations4834I am also from England and I just say the name of the drink I want, never soda or pop Also soda sounds better imo
@bricktasticanimations483411 ай бұрын
@@RW5583. Fair enough. My favourite is Ribena, you?
@billyboy888811 ай бұрын
from Canada, also pop here. @@bricktasticanimations4834
@goingtocalifornia11 ай бұрын
I looked at a map of where people say what. And it looks like pop is actually the most common word for it. I think in Alabama everyone calls it a coke regardless of the flavor. Some southern state anyway.
@linkly927210 ай бұрын
Op! Sorry, I didn’t mean to stumble upon this video of yours. Happy to see our patron saint Menards mentioned, though. Gotta go feed Ruger and Remington and get back to putting patches of mulch in my 50,000,000 acre yard now.
@sorenbeck93716 ай бұрын
Ruger and Remington are too accurate 😭
@dougduddles8464Ай бұрын
Nailed it!
@pddyywoppwdachopp6 күн бұрын
my dawg name armalite
@donutz911 ай бұрын
I be waving at random people all the time. Very relatable 🤫🧏♂️
@timbuktu80696 ай бұрын
When your car breaks down on a country road, who do you think is going to stop and help? You bet'cha I wave.
@RionPhotography5 ай бұрын
Especially if you have the same car - it’s like must wave then. 😂
@mryan44524 ай бұрын
It has to be a country thing. The moment I leave Dublin to go back to my parents in countryside in Ireland my brain changes to wave mode.
@francisdec16153 ай бұрын
@@mryan4452 It's a country thing. It's the same in the countryside here in western Sweden. City people never do it.
@FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr14 күн бұрын
@@timbuktu8069I would love to accept help, but I don’t think it’d be a safe choice in the city. Even though, it’s a Midwestern city. In these situations I kinda don’t want unexpected help. I’d rather find my own solution and call someone I know I can trust to help. Or call a service number for assistance. Too many dangers out there.
@lissakaye61010 ай бұрын
OMG, my husband is from Kansas, I met him in Oregon and he stayed at my place there. He would wave to people driving by… I’d be like “Do you know them?” He’d say no… I’d tell him “ Don’t wave at them then… they are tweekers… they are gonna think you want to help or buy something” God he wouldn’t stop. I keep telling him he was going to get us robbed. Drove me absolutely insane.
@nomaderic8 ай бұрын
I'm from rural Texas and it's the same for us. If I drive into town to go to the grocery store I wave at every car that passes me and they do they same. When you get to the store you end up talking to all kinds of people. That's just how we are. When I moved to Oregon ppl used to freak out on me just for speaking to people I didn't know. Pnw people do NOT like socializing with people lol
@brettbuck73626 ай бұрын
Maybe Oregon should put tweakers in jail, rather than encourage them.
@skunkwerx96746 ай бұрын
😂😂 too true!
@delano625 ай бұрын
That's us!!
@rosannashe63135 ай бұрын
I just moved to the midwest from NYC and I LOVE the people here. I am so happy I moved!
@nunziocombattelli631111 ай бұрын
As a 6’5” midwesterner it’s also tough being average.
@GrifoStelle11 ай бұрын
As a 5'4" midwestern woman, I can relate
@RockSmithStudio11 ай бұрын
I’m 6 flat and when I went to Wisconsin I felt so short 😂
@Jdirjrbtbjdi11 ай бұрын
It's so depressing that I'm 5'7 in the midwest like everyone is taller than me I know like 2 people shorter than me and they're both girls lol
@sirllamaiii970810 ай бұрын
@@Jdirjrbtbjdisame I'm 5'11 and one of my buddies is like 5'6 so we all make fun of him but he's chill bout it.
@1101-f6z10 ай бұрын
I'm 6'0 and i felt like everyone is taller than me
@GOPGOP-bk2yy10 ай бұрын
I like the 5,000 sq ft house for $250k. My nephews thought I was kidding when I said that's probably close so I showed them houses online from where my parents were from & they freaked out about how cheap they are.
@Mike5Brown6 ай бұрын
Must've been an incredible location because that sounds overpriced.
@allansunny98836 ай бұрын
And well built on top of it.
@wesnohathas1993Ай бұрын
I mean hell, I've seen places offering free land to anyone who can build a house on it.
@victorkreig608918 күн бұрын
And that's exactly why coastals are moving to the Midwest and destroying it
@FYMASMD17 күн бұрын
Sorry Vic but this coastal only flies over the dump you live in. ☝️
@mikel558210 ай бұрын
I don't know about a lot of these behaviors but when I moved West almost 40 years ago I had to retrain myself to stop saying "hi" to strangers I'd pass on the sidewalk. I still do it once in awhile and usually get ignored; but it's always nice when I get a smile back.
@bokunogentoo44206 ай бұрын
I miss that; when I first moved to Texas 20 years ago it was expected to say hi to everybody, now you're lucky if someone at least smiles back when they see you. I guess all the people from California moving in changed the culture to where Texas is a west coast state now. Maybe I should move to the midwest since this video made me feel nostalgic
@user-lt1jd1ye3v3 ай бұрын
Texas is a such a weird mix now and totally dominated by people who are not from Texas now
@missano3856Ай бұрын
That acknowledging other drivers with one finger(not that finger!) is so Montana.
@lennybuttz216212 күн бұрын
I grew up in a small town in north east WI. If I went back far enough I'd find some kind of family connection to half the people in town and I ain't kiddin. Walking downtown we always smiled and usually said hi to people even if we didn't know them. When I went to college in Milwaukee I got a job working downtown and man I never saw so many people in 1 place before. There were more people downtown than I saw at the county fair growin up. This small town boy was trying hard not to show any fear even though I was sweating bullets. I tried not to look anyone in the face so I didn't get stabbed right there on the sidewalk but I accidently made eye contact with this big broad tall black man and I nearly peed myself then he smiled, nodded and said "Hi" as he passed me and let out the biggest sigh of relief. I must said "Hi" to a 100 people that morning as I made my way to work.
@prsguitarfreak9911 ай бұрын
This is the most accurate thing I've ever watched in the KZbin library of stuff. Would rate 10/10 if you mentioned walking through Camp Snoopy.
@bandlesstanner11 ай бұрын
So accrat Much Snoopy Such Log Flume Much Legoland Hey Kirby Puckett
@DJ-iu5bb10 ай бұрын
Going to the Dells
@sf413710 ай бұрын
It's gone.
@JacqueCRISCOsd5 ай бұрын
More of a documentary. Basically my ex in-laws in St. Louis, they were just Italian and short.
@elijahbuscho77154 ай бұрын
You mean Nickelodeon Universe? Hasn't been Camp Snoopy since 2006
@Chelly_Smelly18 күн бұрын
The finger wave while driving is spot on🤣
@afrocoolio2516 күн бұрын
Hell yeah, brother. Can't wait to have a Busch Light and do some yard work in the snow this weekend.
@DriftlessWarrior15 күн бұрын
Busch Light...the official beer of Iowa. Usually bought at Fareway, Hy-Vee, or Casey's. If Fareway, be sure to hit the meat counter and get something to grill later. 😂
@WindyshirtLover-v8m2 күн бұрын
@@DriftlessWarrior10 years ago no one in Illinois has ever heard of Hy-Vee or Casey’s and now every small city or town has one within 5 miles from it
@DriftlessWarrior2 күн бұрын
@@WindyshirtLover-v8m All you guys need now is Fareway and you're all set!! 😉
@WindyshirtLover-v8m2 күн бұрын
@@DriftlessWarrior then we can become East Iowa.
@j-dubb61410 ай бұрын
As a midwesterner I can confirm this basically hits the nail right on the head.
@Empress_Jennifer11 ай бұрын
If your from Wisconsin, it’s all about spotted cow and Culver’s!
@Sebman111310 ай бұрын
Minnesota too, I absolutely love Culver’s!
@Ouisija10 ай бұрын
Culver's is the best thing to come from Wisconsin. Whenever people bring up the Five Guys vs. In-N-Out rivalry, I proudly proclaim that Culvers is superior to them both
@stevehardisty650210 ай бұрын
Spotted Cow is really great!
@buzztrucker8 ай бұрын
Some would even say Skyline Chili .
@lifeofabronovich77926 ай бұрын
Culver’s is so good
@Scyber_Official24 күн бұрын
Fun fact - in Wisconsin your 1st DUI is only considered a misdemeanor.
@dontworry130217 күн бұрын
I thought it was considered a right of passage
@mommalion702810 ай бұрын
I went to a thriving midwestern mall today. I was trying to pull on my jacket but the wind blew it away and I shouted ‘Hey!’ Gen Z kid in a hoodie looking at ground looked up gave me a smile and nod and a ‘hey’ with the wave of one black nailed hand before going back to staring at ground passing beneath their converse sneakers. I love the midwest sometimes.
@da3dsoul27 күн бұрын
it's so real. The emo kids are polite
@伏見猿比古-k8c13 күн бұрын
So even goth Midwesterners are friendly.
@chiefenumclaw796011 ай бұрын
Excellent documentary!
@Radtrad122125 күн бұрын
Lol!!
@thedaggonator10 ай бұрын
You nailed it. But you forgot one thing. Midwesterners wear jeans, and running shoes.
@Ihavemovedaccounts138175 ай бұрын
Real my friends family all wear hokas even though only one person runs
@Yntsire5 ай бұрын
Okay, *NOW* I feeled called out (lol)
@ImSomethingSpecial5 ай бұрын
You mean gym shoes? (Chicago area moment)
@riven56775 ай бұрын
You can also substitute that with khakis or boots
@lemonscentedgames36414 ай бұрын
Im wearing jeans and new balance right now lolll
@nugsboodlepoo5 ай бұрын
The waving part got me lol. I didn't know that was specifically a Midwest thing but it's absolutely true. When I was a kid, while waiting at the bus stop for the school bus, every car that drove by would wave at me and it got so tiresome that I would always pretend to be reading so I didn't have to keep waving lmao.
@huskybaiano399411 ай бұрын
Midwesterners being taller than average is probably due to the Swedish and German ancestry many of them have.
@Nswix10 ай бұрын
Yeah. I'm mostly Norwegian and German, and can confirm I'm the short one in the family at 6'1". Grandpa and his brother are close to 6'8".
@Bill-mq7wr10 ай бұрын
@@Nswixgrandpa a tower frfr 😱
@diodelvino30487 ай бұрын
This mans grandpa is a unit
@beth87756 ай бұрын
I knew a guy in high school that started freshman year at 6'8". He's about 7'2" now.
@KC9UDX6 ай бұрын
I'm 6'2" and even. But my son's going to be 6'8". He's 5 and he's taller than the 8 year olds.
@howlongdoesithavetob11 ай бұрын
Supper at 6..... Then 4 hours of work, pull tabs and at least 7 drinks..... "about 7:00 I head to the mall..." He's fast!
@josephcarlson727628 күн бұрын
The clapping and saying “woo” in the bar watching the Timberwolves broke me 🤣🤣
@TheNonameHousehold11 ай бұрын
That mall is perfect as a zombie survival building 😂
@valeriaswanne10 ай бұрын
2004 called... it's George Romero
@yourregulartexan11139 ай бұрын
erm no no it's not
@ChunkSchuldinga6 ай бұрын
@@valeriaswanneNot with that theme park in the middle of the mall. It's fuckin Zombieland there.
@yodawgzgaming441611 ай бұрын
This bit is so freaking hilarious 😆 Super well done
@Gymbrojoe11 ай бұрын
As an Iowan I agree with all this, already waved to 15 people today
@QuinnChester-uk3qo11 ай бұрын
I was born in Iowa grew up in Nebraska and now a 14 year old living in NM. I am very out of my element.
@yytyytg11 ай бұрын
I wish I could do that over here in nyc. You'd never know the person you waving at was a crazy person.
@olivierwery733611 ай бұрын
👋
@billynitrus10 ай бұрын
@@QuinnChester-uk3qo I bet hahah
@ethan1point06 ай бұрын
As an Iowan myself, I’m not much of a waver. But when i’m at a 4 way or really any other crossroads, I’m always waving the other cars letting them know that they can go first
@marcilk75346 ай бұрын
Wisconsinite here. Going to Menard’s and saying hi to strangers is pretty accurate. As a kid, my favorite store was “Farmer’s Feet” as I called it . (Farm & Fleet)
@katie774823 күн бұрын
Husband and I call it Farm n Barn lol
@dontworry130217 күн бұрын
It was awfully confusing going from Illinois with Farm and Fleet to Iowa with Fleet Farm.
@chrisj544311 ай бұрын
Even as a native Minnesotan (who's left the Midwest), I could never understand strangers waving at me.
@Pluhman10 ай бұрын
As a native Minnesotan who now lives in Texas I miss people waving at me
@Robot123abcbeep10 ай бұрын
I’ve only lived in the Midwest for 5 years now but I’m not going to lie I love when strangers wave especially on an old dirt road to nowhere while driving 😎 👋 😂
@maxscott334910 ай бұрын
I'm the guy that does it and it mostly comes down to "why not"
@Nswix10 ай бұрын
Asked my dad why he gives a little wave to every single car in the few miles around our house and he said "what if I know them? I don't want them to think I'm rude". 😂
@Joseph-C10 ай бұрын
@@NswixYeah I think that's sorta where it comes from. If you live in a small town you most likely know a lot of the people you see on the road. Not waving at your friend when you pass them is considered rude here so you might as well just wave at everyone just to be safe lmao
@BadMuthaFugga5 ай бұрын
Needed to include a 4 way standoff at a stop sign where every car is waving on another car.
@DriftlessWarrior15 күн бұрын
LOL I mentioned that before I saw your comment. I call that the closest thing we have to "road rage." 😂
@paolomartinelli34511 ай бұрын
Alcohol seems cheap in the Midwest😂
@michaelanthony475011 ай бұрын
cause it is
@nhart432510 ай бұрын
Cause there ain't much else to do XD
@DJ-iu5bb10 ай бұрын
It really is Everytime I go up to Wisconsin
@larrymartinez36115 ай бұрын
It's basically a food group here...
@joeyjamison57725 ай бұрын
...just like the women !!!
@selohcin10 ай бұрын
As a 5'9" Midwesterner, life really sucks.
@davidspagnolo487010 ай бұрын
I'm the same height and it's never been an issue. The only time I really think about my height is at the Dr. Office or when I renew my driver's license.
@MidnightTrepanationClub6 ай бұрын
I'm 5'10, but the lady at the dmv gave me an extra inch
@dyyylllaannn6 ай бұрын
sorry gentlemen
@commanderboom26266 ай бұрын
@@MidnightTrepanationClubI’m 5’11 but the DMV lady put me down as 5’10, please I’m already short enough
@fermiticus40345 ай бұрын
5'9" is.....69 inches!
@LightUpNancy10 ай бұрын
Love the mall shot at the end with the laughter filming it
@zachhaywood156416 күн бұрын
The soda/pop thing is contentious even in the Midwest itself. I'm from Missouri and call it soda, but my dad is from Iowa, and he calls it pop.
@triciag33119 күн бұрын
Came to say this. Also from Missouri. It's soda. ;)
@maryb.66476 күн бұрын
Born & raised in a suburb of Chicago & never heard it called soda till we moved to Colorado in the 1970s 😂
@21aanyamathur4411 ай бұрын
love how he says pop with a POP
@nopejustnope39005 ай бұрын
0:38 Ridiculous. No Midwesterner would ever fuel up at a Speedway.
@thomas94355 ай бұрын
Quiktrip or I’m waiting for the next quiktrip
@supertornadogun16905 ай бұрын
Best bathoroms fo sure@@thomas9435
@annahgibbus85 ай бұрын
@@thomas9435 You betcha & coming home with the Kwik Trip fried chicken 🍗😁👍🏼
@DCecil215 ай бұрын
I do 😭
@Andyschmidt_19135 ай бұрын
@@thomas9435that better be kwik trip with a k
@averythepyro11 ай бұрын
Bro slipped the You Betcha reference right in the end there
@BillyONeal21 күн бұрын
You Betcha!
@mike223reloader5 ай бұрын
I’ve always preferred the Midwest, Michigan to be specific. I’ve traveled all over the country and lived in the south for a couple years, the people in the south are great, their food is awesome and they waved back. Was never sure if they did it too or if they were just waving back in confusion. But the summer heat is unbearable and the bugs and snakes are much bigger than I prefer, my southern friends are always welcome to visit and I’ll visit them in the winter.
@The13thGoddessAriesАй бұрын
We are taught to wave in the South. It’s a habit I have to curb myself. Especially if you make eye contact with someone, you’re expected to say hello, wave, nod, or smile 👌. Always the way it’s been since I was a kid.
@LucidDreamer5432110 ай бұрын
OMG. I was shopping at Menards yesterday.
@suprememryang8 күн бұрын
the part where he did yardwork for 4 hours straight actually looked pretty appealing ngl
@DigadooYT6 ай бұрын
On my way to Menards to find inner peace, pea gravel, groceries, and a back scratcher that is free after rebate.
@AVeryAngryIronWarrior10 күн бұрын
As someone from this midwest, 50% of this is correct.
@bmay4510 күн бұрын
Was just about to say the same-I’m 6’1 and the short one in my family, I drank Bud Ice in HS, I talk to and am friendly to strangers in public and know people who bought 3k Sq ft for $225k pre-Covid. That’s half I think.
@plasmakitten42616 ай бұрын
As someone who lived in Minneapolis for my entire life, I can confirm that the Mall of America is peak civilization, and that the more context I get on what the rest of America is like, the more this place feels like an absolute fever dream
@dacat81712 ай бұрын
Your acting skills are superb! Absolutely brilliant.
@paulbarker45756 ай бұрын
As a 24 year old 6'9" Midwesterner who brought a 4 bedroom house on .6 acres last year for $135,000, this is too accurate.
@commanderboom26266 ай бұрын
You got a 4 bedroom house for $135,000?! My childhood house is 2 bedrooms, one bath, on .8 acres and is valued at $340,000…
@SoupyMittens5 ай бұрын
@@commanderboom2626 well it's probably in the middle of nowhere
@opa89285 ай бұрын
Omg, you can only buy a studio of 500 sq in Dubai with this money.
@kornphlake794 ай бұрын
@@commanderboom2626Your sarcasm meter needs to be sent in for calibration.
@Radtrad122125 күн бұрын
Yea we moved to Indiana from suburbs of illinois. The taxes are high anywhere you go. Our family is growing, i just had my 6th baby. We moved out of the crap hole 3 years ago. We are in rural indiana now bought, 14 acres, with a 2,000 sq ft+ home that has 4 bed, 2 bath, finished basement. The land came with a decent 2 story barn and a HUGE pole barn. We paid 300,000. Our property taxes are 1,000 a year. I wish I was kidding. I have 2 sister who live near munster and valpo. The amount of new home construction is INSANE! People are RUNNING out of illinois. It's amazing to watch.
@Steve17663 ай бұрын
0:58 bro thinks he is in My Summer Car 💀💀
@BlondeLeoLion5 ай бұрын
What Menards has a grand piano 0:24 ? So dope! I wish more stores had this.
@KoreyThatcher4 ай бұрын
I unironically love Menards! I’m like a kid in a candy store!
@Trozenator4 ай бұрын
My Menards has a grand piano that plays itself
@gavinomeara83904 ай бұрын
I love Menards!
@Note_Creator4 ай бұрын
I love menards, Lowes BLowes.
@katie774823 күн бұрын
Quite a few, actually 😊
@mattklassy337010 ай бұрын
Good ol' Knollwood applebees. I recognize that strip mall anywhere
@mattp.2723 ай бұрын
He forgot to go pick up his date on a tractor, or drive to the next city through 40 miles of nothing but corn.
@DriftlessWarrior15 күн бұрын
A tractor or an ATV. 😊
@Iffy506 ай бұрын
As a Minnesotan I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. So many awesome jokes were missed on people who aren't from the Midwest.
@kaiyugi6 ай бұрын
Saying hi to everyone is nothing. You can go the grocery store and a stranger will just start talking to you like you have known each other for years.
@DriftlessWarrior15 күн бұрын
And it's actually weird when that *doesn't* happen LOL
@P5Cowdrey25 күн бұрын
Waving & smiling to people you don’t know - yes we do! 😂
@sideshow129720 күн бұрын
Tater tots. Before I moved out here, I hadn’t had those since I was like 12 years old, now they come with every restaurant burger.
@masont1995 ай бұрын
I’m so midwestern that I didn’t realize calling it “pop” was a joke I thought he just called it what it is
@Countcomfortable3 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, I relate to this so much, except all you gotta do is replace going to the Chain Restaurant with going to the website you didn’t know they had, navigating the needlessly complicated menu, and waiting 30 minutes for your very moist food to arrive(I’m looking at you, Swiss Chalet)
@WhatifAltHist11 ай бұрын
You can tell he has buyers remorse of moving to cali
@billynitrus10 ай бұрын
Was pleasantly surprised to see you and Mr. Doolittle were acquainted
@angelachanelhuang16513 ай бұрын
these videos have been making me laugh. taking up my comedy time.
@inez7454 ай бұрын
I recently interviewed for a job as I was moving from the Midwest to the PNW. One further coworker went to the same school in Illinois as I did and he told me, this area is different from Illinois. Don’t feel offended if you say hi to people on the street and they ignore you.
@teamofone1219Ай бұрын
The waving thing is the most truest stereotype.
@avairejustdesserts992115 күн бұрын
"I wave at a person I've never seen before" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zenntron71726 ай бұрын
“6’3, I hate being short.” As a midwesterner myself this is pretty accurate
@hyphen199210 ай бұрын
I love that format. Keep up the good work.
@edenproductions629021 күн бұрын
Do you guys… NOT wave at random strangers? Midwesterner here 😅
@Him404514 ай бұрын
All facts 😂🙌🏾 love being a Midwesterner 💜
@seanpalmer205010 ай бұрын
Why doesn’t your character drive a full sized pickup truck with a “topper”? (Called a cap in other places). And why isn’t he wearing a cap, thin Walmart jeans and oversized work boots?
@j-remy9832Ай бұрын
I've been to the Midwest, and this hilariously accurate as to what people think 😂😂😂
@slimj0916 ай бұрын
I've lived in the Midwest my entire life. This video is 100% accurate.
@wifeocasterАй бұрын
Hilarious. I am surprised you didn’t stop at Gander Mountain. 😂
@katie774823 күн бұрын
I thought they went bankrupt or something? Hmmmm...now I need to go look..
@wifeocaster23 күн бұрын
@ Cabela’s is still around for sure
@DestinyCove15275 ай бұрын
bro forgot to mention ranch, Dorothy Lynch, Runza, Culver's, endless crop fields, smelly cows, boring scenery when driving... what was I talking about?
@BullMooseFox4 ай бұрын
Only had Runza on a road trip. It was so good. We don't have them in Minnesota
@penguinn807Күн бұрын
My dad is a midwesterner & despite having lived away for over 30 years now, he still says “pop” & other words I don’t understand. He waves at EVERYONE. Sometimes it’s exhausting lol
@JLT00875 ай бұрын
As an Iowan, just subtrsct the mall of America and add more cornfields to the drive. Oh, and make the gas station a Casey's.
@DriftlessWarrior15 күн бұрын
And he needed a slice of Casey's pizza. It's the base of our Iowa food pyramid!
@Lavendeer2014 ай бұрын
Can't forget the random pile of wood in the shed in case you need it, tomato gardens, canning vegetables, potholes, weather going from summer to winter in an afternoon, getting stuck behind tractors, checking the weather radar when its cloudy, a bunch of old kitchen stuff, people named Larry, and Hucks gas station
@zachwood53476 ай бұрын
Other than the gas prices, this is the most accurate video I've ever seen.
@guineapiggames820821 күн бұрын
The non-monetary parts of this video are actually SO true. I actually drink pop for breakfast every day lmaaaaao
@JohnGramer0611 ай бұрын
What about Kwik Trip and Fleet Farm?
@gretahoostal85656 ай бұрын
Farm and Fleet, but you say it “Farminfleet”. 😄
@missano3856Ай бұрын
@@gretahoostal8565And "save big money at Farm and Fleet" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@jamiedorsey41675 ай бұрын
Lived in Minnesota my whole life. I hear stories of people who have dared venture out east. They return of tales that say when they chat up a random person said person looks at them like they're trying to con them or are crazy or something.
@spar00356 ай бұрын
That looks just like the Knollwood Mall Applebee's in St. Louis Park, MN.
@essneaks15 күн бұрын
I lived in Missouri for a while, and this is dangerously accurate 😂😂😂
@Sky_Firez6 ай бұрын
I legit was at those exact 3 locations this weekend. Guess we aren't so different after all. 😂
@BullMooseFox4 ай бұрын
Haha. You got me with a few. I'm 6' and was the shortest of my friends as a teenager. I legitimately thought I was short until I joined the Army.
@SurprisinglyDeep11 ай бұрын
What about trips to Fleet Farm or Blaine's Farm and Fleet stores?
@shark_actual29 күн бұрын
Just moved to the Midwest within the last year from the Coast, can confirm, this is exactly what it's like
@matthewsander588711 ай бұрын
As much as I'd like $1.25 a gallon, someone in California would like the reality of $2.90 a gallon
@darkjill200711 ай бұрын
Just filled my tank in Missouri. It was 2.90. it hasn't been above 3 dollars in my area for about a year
@davidspagnolo487010 ай бұрын
It's $3.44 in the twin cities right now. The price in the video was hyperbole.
@robertsummers33865 ай бұрын
As a non-midwesterner living in the Midwest, this is exactly how I see it. The only difference is I see more Miller and Busch than Mich Goldens, but I'm in Wisconsin so that checks out. 😂
@SeiferTV11 ай бұрын
This sounds amazing tbh
@MrSarcasticGaming28 күн бұрын
"Then i drive perfectly straight and safe" dude... I'm not even fuckin mad
@Sebman111310 ай бұрын
This is somewhat accurate, I’m a Minnesotan.
@Bdakkon5 ай бұрын
Can confirm these facts as all true. Especially the "saying hi to people you don't know" part
@memstoraty11 ай бұрын
Bro why is the mall of America so quiet I see more people at my local Scottish mall at 9pm on a Tuesday
@HarrisCaron11 ай бұрын
Malls are dying all over the States. Blame Amazon.
@canto_v1211 ай бұрын
It's sort of self-effacing humour. The Mall of America is a notoriously large shopping centre built in a decidedly underpopulated area, a relic from when land and operating costs were cheaper (I'm assuming financing was also looser). It's not really seen as a point of pride anymore.
@M_Duhamel11 ай бұрын
Underpopulated? Mall of America is in a suburb of Minneapolis/St Paul , which is the 16th largest metro area in the United States just after Orlando , AKA Disney world, and larger than Cleveland, OH . Its not LA county but it ain’t exactly podunk North Dakota or something
@canto_v1211 ай бұрын
@@M_Duhamel sorry, I meant insufficiently populous to support the Mall of America’s size. Foot in mouth Tuesday 😅
@memstoraty11 ай бұрын
@@HarrisCaron Amazon exists in Scotland too though?
@stefani.danielle4 ай бұрын
As someone who lived in the Midwest, most of this is an accurate depiction of Nebraskan life. Just switch out basketball with football, and the mall with downtown window shopping. Lol
@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb10 ай бұрын
Never knew I was a midwesterner until I found out alcoholism is just blindly ignored there 😂 I have found my people, and we will continue to astonish doctors with the fact that our livers still operate ♥️
@missano3856Ай бұрын
I remember that a friend had a reletive visiting from California and we were in a bar in Moorhead MN and after a while she just said "God, you people drink a lot".
@DriftlessWarrior15 күн бұрын
I'm in Iowa, 15 min. south of the MN border, and my county is one of the 50 most drunken counties in the entire U.S. I believe it. Everything here is about breweries and craft beer.🍻
@ichangedmyusernamebecausei25515 ай бұрын
I had some people from my mom’s side of the family from Michigan Detroit visit us in 2019 in nyc during the summer and they stayed over for a week. I had no idea what the word pop was until they visited us. I also learned how they’re so dependent on cars. Here in nyc we have a 24 hour transit system so we always have access to a train or a bus even if they delay. Also if the one we’re supposed to use is out of service, they’re always an alternative. When we took them out to visit Manhattan, they at first got their car ready. I told them how it’s a big mistake driving into Manhattan unless it’s for work purpose only like taxi. The train is your best friend if you want to get around the city. I also visited them a year back and they literally take their car anywhere if the place they want to go to is more than two blocks away. Also the houses there are so cheap I couldn’t believe the price tags. The average house in the boroughs cost about 800k or more. In Michigan they cost around 200-300k.
@Runt31326 ай бұрын
Here in Nebraska you can buy running shoes, treadmills, football helmets, candy, Lego sets, and AR-15's at Scheels.
@grbmajor66456 ай бұрын
That's MY favorite store. Don't forget, you can also ride the ferris wheel.
@MidnightPolaris8006 ай бұрын
Scheels originated here in fargo nd
@Ihavemovedaccounts138175 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the dip n dots
@missano3856Ай бұрын
@@MidnightPolaris800I think it was actually a little town on the Minnesota side of the river.
@MidnightPolaris800Ай бұрын
@missano3856 basically the same place. Moorhead was a tiny place then they got big with a big store here in fargo and closed mn store. They didn't get popular until they joined the good side of the river that isnt ruined by l1berals
@thecaledoniansleeper264825 күн бұрын
The Midwest sure is cool. I’ve been out to Ohio where my Grandparents live, the Midwest was awesome in the winter.
@ferretyluv6 ай бұрын
Charlie Berens needs to confirm.
@grbmajor66456 ай бұрын
Charlie would be laughing. Menard's and Applebee's???