What Could Happen If The Emperor Returned? - 40K Theories

[@mattcollins1258]

Neophyte 40k fan here. I just wanted you to know that I love your videos and presentation, and I find your cadence to be quite enjoyable. Perhaps it is the accent. Also, your videos are incredibly informative. Thanks for taking the time to make them, and keep up the great work. May the Emperor bless your efforts!

[@whereami8301]

I second this! Thank you!

[@michaelbarclay1327]

Logic and science vs spiritualistic superstition, but there are demons everywhere following the whims of the chaos gods who are able to give 'gifts' to followers. lol

[@michaelbarclay1327]

I became a dictator to keep you free!!!

[@willrogers3793]

Welcome to our ranks, brother! Though some would consider his views to be dangerously close to heresy, personally, I would consider Lord Remleiz to be one of the best lore-keepers to guide you upon this journey. You may also want to look into the logs of Oculus Imperia; they are far fewer in number, but each one possesses immense detail and is masterfully crafted.

[@kamaeq]

@@michaelbarclay1327 The idea..in theory ;)...would be that if the human race, which is growing more psychic over time, follows logic and science, it will rob Chaos of its power as the warp calms down from its current state of turmoil caused by the emotions of sentients.

[@papanurgle8393]

His anger at the state of the Imperium and utter depression at the state of Mankind would see both me and Khorne robbed of a job within minutes.

[@cuckhead8975]

The most grimdark fate of the 41st millenium... u n e m p l o y m e n t

[@papanurgle8393]

Hey Malal got a modeling gig so I hear one can recover.

[@lillithyukiutacrow2532]

@@papanurgle8393 considering the parts of the internet i hang out in this dosent suprice me 🙃

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

bless me papa Nurgle for i am one of the faithful and have a runny nose... oh and by the way, how's the wife, does she still like your stew?

[@noisemarine561]

At least Slaanesh will still operate while the Emperor is on a rampage.

[@professorsponge1554]

I have a problem with the 'the emperor never loved the primarchs' plotline. If he never cared about his sons, why hesitate against horus? I think the emerpor's merely tired and worn from being on the golden throne for so long.

[@sauromatae9728]

Probably, Horus was special. He found Horus early in crusade. Maybe he really raised Horus.

[@Trepex_VE]

It probably has a lot to do with his soul and mind having been sundered to the point where his old self wouldn't be able to recognize his current existence.

[@jamestang1227]

I mean some of his sons he definitely didn't give a shit about. Angron, Mortarion, Perturabo, etc.

[@scotsraven1990]

i think its more like a science project. he stopped short thinking "do i need to destory this thing i spent decades to create. and how long will it take to remake it once it is gone?"

[@patrickmcginty3234]

This is why we need Vulkan now more than ever. The Emperor is in desperate need of hugs.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

Well, the first thing that would happen is he would scratch his _everything._

[@namekman01]

robin williams voice "TEN THOUSAND YEEEEAAARs will give you such a crick in the neck"

[@internetzenmaster8952]

BY THE EMPEROR, THIS IS GOLD!! *ABSOLUTE GOLD I SAY!*

[@centurionsword2438]

Then spasm all over the floor

[@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120]

@@internetzenmaster8952 its an meme from ITEHATTSD and uou can see the fan made list of what he would do in 1d4chan

[@ramzen89]

And bathe hopefully. I mean come on, think about the 10k years of collective stink.

[@BadwolfGamer]

Emperor: The kids have made a mess haven't they?

[@amandag.6186]

Yep

[@TheEventHorizon909]

BadwolfGamer WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT WORSHIPPING GODS!?!!!?!?!?!?!

[@jackdaalfbrainork6392]

BadwolfGamer *that is a understatement of the century my lord*

[@aria5614]

Steps out. Sees the Inquisition. *GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!*

[@Aurora-313]

My mind goes to the Incredibles first scene: "I feel like the maid, I just cleaned up this mess - can we keep it clean for TEN MINUTES!? Please!?'

[@WellManneredNate]

"So... How have things been in my absence?" Custodes: "Fantastic, my lord. We have strictly followed your teachings for thousands of years!" "Good, good... For a moment I thought you guys would become tyrannical megalomaniacal superstitious religious zealots or something! Ha ha ha hah!" Custodes: *"..."* 👀💦

[@krashface4870]

@Gengonglike Arbukle except when he's playing Yu-ghi-oh with Tzeentch.

[@silent_stalker3687]

Krash face So... he’s in the shadow realm?

[@bigmoe9856]

Of course not my lord, we worship only the one true god which is you!

[@elitebrothercaptaintankzeu3453]

Or get triped

[@justinlammers699]

Still new to the lore so correct me if i'm wrong, so humanity becomes pretty much everything the emperor did not intend them to become, whilst simultaneously this fanaticism being the only thing protecting humanity from the horrors of the warp? Insert palpatine ironic.gif

[@sanguiniusonvacation1803]

" dad said he's going to do a lot of things......most of them where a list of names and things I cannot type here ."

[@DRAG0N68]

This deserves more likes

[@mohamadzulkifliahmadtarmiz3717]

where's the repeat 'like' button in this post.....

[@bunny-xd4tz]

did it involve tacos? he and dorn had a thing for them, never told me what they WERE but he loved'em.

[@Redbloodthewise]

@@bunny-xd4tz your my favorite primarch

[@scotsraven1990]

i wonder if the emperor will enjoy his harem now they are all in power armour, have pixie bob hair cuts and covered in devotional tattoos?

[@kroottastic]

The Emperor of Mankind, locked in the grasp of death for a thousand years finally awakens. The souls of those sacrificed to him having long since merged with his own, the destiny and power that had been formed in his mortal shell at his birth so many aeons ago now expanded by untold magnitudes. At his rise, a great cry rends the warp, daemons and psykers all feeling the echoes of the Emperor's return. Even those mortals who's minds were null to the warp could feel the return of their 'God Emperor'... the one true master of mankind. His presence would not be denied, not by the Inquisition, not by the Ecclesiarchy, and not by a single one of his sons, who would once again feel their father's touch in the aether. War would commence, not because he was disbelieved, but in retribution for the horrors his people had caused, the crimes they had committed. Tera would quake as his loyal sons returned with legions once more. The Judgement Wars would begin, and those who were the worst would find their worlds broken, and rebuilt, their leaders slain and replaced, the God Emperor is no more, and only the Emperor of Mankind walks once more.

[@AuzeeTV]

that was pretty good yep

[@LazyY91]

"Judgement Wars" I like it! HEY GW MAKE THIS REAL!!! (Even as a spin-off)

[@aramkaizer7903]

Nice

[@aria5614]

Sounds like how it'd go down.

[@clusterfuck7375]

I like this story

[@darkage5]

They did a heavy retcon on the Emperor. It was known he loved his sons this whole time. He even had 20 luxury apartments built under the palace because he had hoped they would stay on Terra with him.

[@40KTheories]

In regards to the luxury apartments that could be interpreted as being expected of The Emperor to maintain the illusion.

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Which is probably what ADB will write that they were for instead of the Emperor actually having any emotions or feelings whatsoever.

[@DoctorDJJones]

The emperor loves you, and all of humanity "Ackshually he was a massive prick..."

[@YOGI-kb9tg]

@@40KTheories if that was true how do you explain him holding back to horus

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

I think it still makes sense, since Big E may have seen them as his Highest of Generals, but some were in his eyes better, and one was truly "his son". After a millenia, he may have developed into a cranky bastard

[@zeronikku3549]

The Emperor: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

[@anonguy772]

I feel like that's a reference to a TFS abridged series for some reason

[@TheNorthHawk]

@@anonguy772 Naw, a comedy series on KZbin called "If the emperor had a text to speech device". No relation to TFS afaik, but it's fucking brilliant.

[@anonguy772]

@@TheNorthHawk I found it a few minutes ago, I'll watch it later because it's almost 4 am right now and I don't even know why I'm awake, but thanks for the recommendation

[@TheNorthHawk]

@@anonguy772 Well, when you do, Lemme know what you think! It's one of my favorites.

[@anonguy772]

@@TheNorthHawk I already watched like, 20 episodes... The fact that I didn't know about it is *_A B S O L U T E L Y D I S G R A C E F U L_* It already became one of my favorites long ago for many reasons, and the first one was the fact that the Emperor would probably be EXACTLY like that if he woke up

[@greenlightertothe4th]

I could totally see Inquisitors responding to this as heresy. Despite the Adeptus Custodes vouching for Him.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Sure, but the Custodes would no longer be guardians of the throne, but the honor guard of his new crusade. The inquisitors would be a little under gunned against them and the Astartes aren't exactly friendly to the inquisition either. The Astra Militarum would be pragmatic, who are they more scared of? Custodians and Space marines or the inquisitors? It could well be the end of their reign of power, work with the reborn Emperor or be destroyed.

[@chronosschiron]

it would be civil war as the emp was dead set against religion before he got chaired up all these years

[@cgi2002]

If you think about it, the Inquisitors power is an illusion, as individuals they are fairly strong but rely on their ability to claim control over any other imperial assets, if that power is revoked by the emperor, they just become a fairly small group of strong individuals. They probably number around as many as the custodians, and as individuals are just as strong in the most part, however are likely far more diverse and likely to be split into many sub factions, with split loyalties, were as the custodians would have no such divided loyalty. Also the astartes outnumber both groups by possibly as many as 1000-1, and they would likely all declare direct loyalty to the emperor himself, god or not, especially if Gulliman declared him to be the real emperor.

[@adorablecenturion8436]

Not only the custodes But any soldiers Their true faith is for the emperor The emperor should allow all the religion around him to exist, it'll allow him to rule over the Imperium, his every word will be followed, humans will endure a thousand deaths before they cease to follow him because their god is amongst the living again, and his return would be a beacon of UNBREAKABLE hope to humanity He's smart enough that he would just deal with it, because denying them would lead everyone to believe he isn't "him"

[@talltroll7092]

The Inquisition as an institution would be totally fucked (strong parallels with ONI after the end of the Great War in Halo canon), although individual Inquisitors who were true servants of the Imperium, and not just using it as their power base would do well

[@zacharyhawley1693]

The emperor would be absolutely disappointed. Just soul crushlingly disappointed.

[@kirbytucker2549]

I agree he would disappointed, but I think he would be a little proud. The Imperium was never meant to be run without him or his sons and the fact it endured for 10,000 years without either is an amazing accomplishment even if its gone down a path he would not have wanted it to go.

[@jonathanredacted3245]

Disappointed but not unsurprised considering that the imperium is designed as such that only someone like the emperor could properly control it He would probably be extremely disappointed with the sons of his that just disappeared or went into needlessly lethal circumstances a la jagahati going into the webway instead of setting up proper defenses against the dark eldar

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

I doubt he's at the point of disappointment, considering he has been conscious, and likely aware of everything, the entire time. Likely, he's been cooking up plans to work with what he has if he ever gets back to proper living.

[@bubbleffs]

It was absolutely intended to function without him or the primarchs. With religion fully eradicated, humans able to use the Webway, advancing their technology non-stop and Chaos Gods starved out, there would simply be no need for a god or demigods to lead the humanity. But then Horus Heresy happened and everything's gone to shit.

[@jonathanredacted3245]

@@bubbleffs But the chaos gods feed on emotion as well as religion, so killing off religion alone isn't enough to stifle them if everyone is scared and hopeless. And even if they did enter the webway they would have to enter a protracted guerrilla war with the dark eldar and probably cegorach and his harelquinns, not to mention the fact that the webway is falling apart on its own, who's to say that the chaos gods wouldnt have punched a hole in it somewhere else Also the hours heresy happened because the emperor treated his sons as tools and also refused to help them with their various physical and emotional problems in any meaningful way, konrad was rapidly descending into insanity due to his uncontrollable visions, and angron was dying from the butcher's nails.

[@Flexistentialist]

He would scratch his nose.

[@40KTheories]

I like to imagine he'd be like the genie in Aladdin "Ten thousand years will give you such an itchy nose!"

[@MrBluman999]

Lmfao!

[@generaldemolka4455]

Then, he would scratch his everything and roll on the floor

[@thecodex0994]

Then scratch his balls

[@DarthRogatii]

And check his Little-E that he missed

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

Everyone would kill themself because of how heretical and paradoxical the Emperor is. Emperor: "I'm not a God." Inquisition: "That's heresy! The Emperor is an heretic... but that means we are heretics... and that the Imperium is also full of heretics... *EXTERMINATUS!* "

[@CoffeeMaus]

Considering how that one fucking stupid inqusitor acted when the Fyod-peror of Mankind suggested using diplomasy, the total destruction of all sentient life seems a little bit to light of a response.

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@CoffeeMaus Inquisitor Toddler-On-The-Ground?

[@silverhand9965]

*purges inwards*

[@Sizdothyx]

*SMASH IT*

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Sergeant Hastagazpacho yeah but then he was shot down (figuratively and literally) by that ex inquisitor who was exiled from the organisation for being too cruel ( which is very sad when a guy like that is the voice of reason)

[@CharlesUrban]

"What did I say about worshipping me as a god?" "Um...to do it a lot?" "Quite the opposite." "Oh. ...Ohhh, dear." "Yes. What I want is for people to embrace science and understanding instead of religion and superstition." "Hmm...well, after so long, it will be hard to get people to accept this. There will be many, many people who will fight rather than do so." "...You are correct. We will have to do this in steps." "So can we start worshipping you as the god of science and understanding and let people down easy from there?" "(Sigh) I suppose that will have to do for now." "Excellent! ALL HAIL THE GOD OF NOT BELIEVING IN GODS!" "Please do not do that in my presence." "Sorry, milord. Got too excited."

[@lastword8783]

"Yes. What I want is for people to embrace science and understanding instead of religion and superstition." 'ummmm have you noticed that there are space demons? the supernatural is real my lord. '

[@blueberry1vom1t]

@@lastword8783 "OH FOR FUCK SAKES. MAGIC IS JUST SCIANCE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YET? IN SEVERAL TENS OF MILLENIA HAVE NONE OF YOU DECIDED TO DO RESEARCH ON DEMONS?" "What's Research?"

[@chronosschiron]

ya and thats probably a lot more to the way it would go if he cold even leave alive before they claimed he was chaos tainted and corrupted some how and place a fake guy on throne again...people in power never like to give it up

[@chronosschiron]

NO at that point the emperor would say "if you all stop believing they exist and embrace science they will eventually disappear and fade away ....the eldar are another story and must then be 100% eradicated cause of there belief....

[@DGneoseeker1]

@@chronosschiron I never really got why they kept the existence of daemons a secret. They are essentially brain patterns formed from warp energy created as a result of human (and non-human) minds influencing the warp. Nothing supernatural about it. Should have made this public and pointed out that there is nothing to be gained by worshipping them.

[@sirgideonofnir6840]

"His sole loyalist son guillamen" VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

[@jeremybk54]

don't forget about our centurion friend and the depressed/edgy poet

[@ungefiezergreeter6034]

Salamanders are the best!

[@R_Caine]

...and the corg boy.

[@mangohub3252]

Also John El Lion lives and possibly Russ

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Thank you

[@poodlescone9700]

The first thing when the Man-Emperor awakens is a rematch in the game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker with his Caretaker and Tzeentch.

[@arnthedragonborn8306]

underrated reply over here glad to see a fellow ttsd fan

[@DGneoseeker1]

@Declan Bright If a Custodes could win the emperor should do pretty well. Just needs to bring enough cat themed cards.

[@boxcarz]

Didn't the Emperor win against Tzeentch?

[@aussieman4791]

@Brother Kotello *Fucking smack*

[@aussieman4791]

HAI YAH YAY YAY

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

He will march straight into the Senatorum Imperialis, look the High Lords straight in the eye and say, "You're fired."

[@christiandauz3742]

Guilliman has already done that

[@ronanchristiana.belleza9270]

I've already done it

[@DestructicusPrime]

Now i need a pic of Vince McMahon as the Emperor.

[@renren225]

The difference is the emperor would probably exterminate them all.

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

More likely "You're already dead".

[@MidnightSvn]

If the emperor didn't care about his sons, then why did he hesitate to hurt horus? The fact that he cared was the central reason for his downfall.

[@40KTheories]

Probably because Horus was the one Primarch the Emperor actually raised (allegedly)

[@zebare726]

On one hand he wanted to be Logical driven one that is above human weakness, while on the other hand he let his human side take over.

[@andytorres6052]

Blackfalk no, he was already tired when he confronted Horus. He’s been sitting on the golden throne preventing daemons coming to terra after magnus destroyed a webway tunnel.

[@jackdaalfbrainork6392]

40K Theories “allegedly”

[@HelghastTrooper]

@@40KTheories No, Omegon was the one he allegedly raised, if in a certain manner, as the lore breadcrumbs I've followed thus far have led me to conclude that Omegon, greatly unlike his brother Primarchs and especially unlike Alpharius (last Primarch found, and was found/raised by Horus), was the only Primarch not scattered from Terra. Possibly. That being said, Horus was the one Emps spent the most time with during the period thereafter.

[@Ugaine-Mor]

Imperial Cult: Good rest boss? Emperor of Man: So you progressed mankind to the benefit of all and embraced innovation? Imperial Cult: ....not exactly. Emperor of Man: Hold my Crown...

[@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459]

Niall Harte oh sh::t, here we go again

[@khylerbane4523]

Beat me to it

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Emperor: YOU DID WHAT?!!! Servant: they... They started worshipping you, my lord. Emperor: did I not EXPLICITLY state NOT to worship gods or me?!!! Servant: well the thing is, humans tend to... Worship superhuman beings. The Warp Demons, you, Gork and Mork. It's just a fact of life. Emperor: but I said- Servant: I know sir. Emperor: don't you dare interrupt me

[@silverbloodborne9495]

Ah yes I see you to watched that video

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@silverbloodborne9495 what video?

[@silverbloodborne9495]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 if the emperor had text to speech

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@silverbloodborne9495 which one?

[@silverbloodborne9495]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 the first one its a very good fan made show

[@daemonofdecay]

I would lose a $20 bet.

[@sithlord5190]

Ok

[@fallsky_19]

..... Tough luck, then bro oof

[@Fry3211]

I would win a $20 bet

[@twenty-fifth420]

Fry3211 You...two dont know eachother, right? Cuz if so, I am rooting for you mate. Hope you win your 20 dollars.

[@CBRN-115]

Everyone who is a Imperial human would be just jaw-dropped out of pure surprise

[@amandag.6186]

Everyone in general would get their jaw dropped

[@adorablecenturion8436]

@@amandag.6186 and those xeno filth will have their jAWS PURGED IN THE EMPEROR'S FLAME

[@rodrigofigo121]

you forgot to add that the choas gods would very likely shit their collective pants.

[@lucareali7645]

Chaos will scream

[@acheron16]

If the Emperor were to return, something extremely strange would probably happen: The warp is fueled by emotion. Piety is one of such and so, the belief in the Emperor those trillions of human souls have is likely part of the reason as to why, despite His ruined state, He still endures. If He were to die and reincarnate anew, He would likely be similar to a living Warp God, the embodiment of Order. Makes you think, doesn't it?

[@deathfromthedepths]

@@carlpetersson7816 We would be dead in a matter of seconds.

[@RiftVaulter]

Embodiment of Man, not order. Man is very disorderly in 40k

[@RichardStrong86]

The idea of him balancing out the Chaos gods is an old theory. It has some credence to it given that the Emperor, with his primary ambition to destroy Chaos and protect humanity would be a singular powerful consciousness directing the mass of human souls to a common goal.

[@maximusd26]

some people say he's Order or man, but from my pov he's more of a god of hope/despair which is more in line with chaos imo

[@GeronimoPlaz]

The Emperor will cleanse the warp and bring humanity into the new warp. It will eventually become tainted. The immaterium will become materium and vice versa. The infinite cycle will begin anew. For all we know, Khorne was the last Emperor of Mankind.

[@deadpanjohnny2081]

The Emperor returning would be like when Gordan Ramsey inspects a dirty kitchen and screams at everyone for being donkeys

[@KallahMari]

"...the captain general of the Adeptus Castodes..." *KITTEN? is that YOU?*

[@realshit3605]

Kitten the best friend of the Emperor

[@elitebrothercaptaintankzeu3453]

Yes yes he is

[@elitebrothercaptaintankzeu3453]

@Hakageryuu i am dreadnought size terminator that have muscel And i am scare of SANTODES bc he will use me as a muscel bongo!

[@KahlGeier]

That quote from dark imperium makes actually no sense at all. If the emperor didn't care for his primarchs and simply viewed them as weapons, why did he hesitate in killing Horus of all people? I really don't get why gw always tries to portray the emperor as a emotionless tyrant when he was clearly not.

[@TheJonyfication]

Because edgy mcedgerson of edgeville was unhappy that the emperor cares about his sons, because mcedgerson was beaten as a child, and didn't attend his pappies funeral

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

To put it another way, ADB tends to let his daddy issues enter his work (and yes I mean that seriously). Of course, if I rightly recall, GW's writers have said something to the effect of "The confrontation between Horus and the Emperor will turn out far differently than what we know of so far" so I have a feeling they are going to retcon the hesitation and loving Horus thing)

[@Sereze001]

Am I the only one that thinks that TTS Emperor is a better representation of him then the GW one?

[@modarnwarfare2rull]

@@Sereze001 No, at this point I consider TTS official canon. Whatever GW release is just shitty fan-fiction of TTS.

[@TallboyDave]

The way I personally imagine is similar to the old fluff; that Big E did care for his sons, albeit in a stern and somewhat distant way; but that in order to battle Horus, he had to cast out all his compassion and care from his being. And thus, what Papa Smurf met on the throne, was an Emperor devoid of his emotions, a being of cold, ruthless and remorseless logic- a being that without that compassion and care, did indeed see his Primarchs merely as tools.

[@StylesV13]

"I have returned to chew bubblegum and purge heretics and I am all out of bubblegum." - God Emperor of Mankind upon his return.

[@somethingsomewhat8860]

Would of been better if "And I'm all out of heretics, fuck you all.'

[@blackdragonxtra]

Poor man's been out of bubblegum since Horus hit him hard enough to knock it out of his mouth.

[@amandag.6186]

Rip Roddy Piper

[@adorablecenturion8436]

Honestly I prefer him to be xenophobic and cold and to only seek for the xeno filth to be far beneath humanity If he is brought back to life May he rule with an iron fist, unite humanity once more, and LEAD A PURGING CRUSADE LET THE XENOS BURN ONCE MORE IN HIS HOLY FLAME

[@lucareali7645]

Heretics why I hear boss music

[@TimothyMark7]

it kinda hurts that before the retcon the emperor was an actual caring dude, now after GW catering to the edgy people a decade ago the emperor is now a edgy dude with a personality disorder, and guilliman would be a crybaby afterwards

[@andrewjohnson5365]

I concur.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Forgot the number one rule, never appeal to the edge lords

[@christiandauz3742]

Well, that is what happens when you are no longer human The God-Emperor has not only lived so long but also seen the worst of everyone and is much more smarter and stronger than anyone Whatever humanity he had in the past is long gone ALL the violence, the lies, the glory, the advancement and the social decay every civilization in Warhammer history? He SEEN IT ALL! The God-Emperor is one of the ultimate arguments against immortality and transhumanism

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@christiandauz3742 I would have fucked off to a different Galaxy with about 10,000 humans and tries to start over if the species survives I've done my job

[@Abdega]

Hopefully Emperor is just tsundere. “I-it’s not like I like you primarchs or anything, b-Baka!”

[@helloeverybody9675]

The emperor: “I’m not a god” Also the emperor: “ Space magicians killed themselves and their souls avoided being eaten by demons and all those souls cane together so I was born.”

[@braalkmath]

They were regular earth magicians, don't be crazy :D

[@thomasfoster4370]

he's not a god, he's just human++++++++++++++++. althoug I thought it only took seven humans to make a god

[@MrKago1]

It's also worth noting that Guilliman's biggest disappointment of big E's behavior was that Emps "lost his subtlety". While I suspect he would recover if his soul was reassembled, but considering the level of pain and suffering he is under right now, that may well be affecting his ability to think and plan like he did before. There is also the fact that even Vulcan lost his mind for a bit after his perpetual nature brought him back.

[@jbshiva865]

I assume there would be the greatest Taco Friday festival ever held in human history.

[@40KTheories]

But on what day? That is the real question

[@christopherpolanski5462]

@@40KTheories Does it matter what day? Every day could in theory be Taco Tuesday in the Imperium. Dunno where this Taco Friday came from.

[@26th_Primarch]

@@christopherpolanski5462 That was the Dornian Taco Heresy millions nè billions have died in the ensuing civil war... DAMMIT ROGAL!

[@tarkhan15]

Dorn is not invited.

[@jbshiva865]

I know there was a great war over Taco Tuesday and Taco Thursday and that the Emperor proclaimed a Taco Friday, however Thursday is Pancake Day so the day was originally Tuesday but has been changed to Friday, as the Emperor decreed and all other days upon which tacos are consumed are the most wretched of heresies. All Hail Taco Friday!

[@sebbonxxsebbon6824]

The Emperor would declare a sale of all GW products! 50 percent sale prices everyday for all humans!

[@Fourtytwo4242]

And give new plastic sisters at a sale of 75% off

[@merrittanimation7721]

Truly he is the true leader of all mankind.

[@stepheneaton4978]

And Half-Life 3 would release with no microtransactions!

[@SH-qs7ee]

Will he also burn down Matt Wards house and make him kneel in the ashes?

[@silverhand9965]

@@SH-qs7ee The Ultrasmurfs will defend him,and actually defeat the entierety of the imperium while doing so.That is the power of Matt Ward,as long as he exists,the ultrasmurfs cannot lose

[@Sereze001]

Theory idea: What if The Empeor didnt hesitate to kill Horus?

[@zenoblues7787]

We don't know that he didn't, as the current version of the Emporer's final battle with Horus does not align with what the novels have revealed about both character.

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Let us assume he still did before ADB gets his hands on it. :P As for what would happen Horus would die and the Emperor (after fixing the webway) would lead a second Great Crusade far surpassing the first one where all surviving traitors are killed or pushed into the Eye of Terror, meetings of the Council of Terra would be moved into the throne room so the Emperor could attend in person while fixing the damage, Guilliman would be slapped for his idea of breaking up the Legions, the Dark Angels wouldn't be so paranoid because they could go straight to the Emperor to explain things (or he would already know) and would wake up Lion, Leman would be told to expand his Legion to have the Sons of Russ guard the Eye surrounded by fortifications built by Rogal Dorn who would not lead his Legion to be slaughtered by Perturabo, the Imperial Truth would remain the state "religion" of the Imperium and those following the Imperial Creed would probably be purged because they are using the traitor Lorgar's book, and generally a good time was had by all. Oh and the Beast would die. I mean as soon as he hears about him the Emperor would personally lead the Custodes into fighting him. Possibly then things like Segmentum Solar being united by webway could happen and anything more taking obscene amounts of time. Really a victory with the Emperor alive and fine resets the board, sans a lot of cleaning up the mess.

[@fascinateandilluminate]

He will be sitting in his throne and just doing alot of talking.

[@tomtommerson6320]

I think the Emperor never really loving his sons Is dumb. I'd think it make since if he lost his humanity from being on the golden throne for 10,000 years.

[@mega-bustershepard5537]

It makes the traitors right

[@Bikeadelic]

The emperor is shown throughout warhammers history to have an overwhelming effect on people that if it doesn’t instantly convince them of who he is it at least opens them up to giving him the chance to prove it. If he returned he would start to sort things out very quickly and probably do a very good job. Weather or not it would be enough to overcome the tyranids and chaos in time to save humanity is another topic.

[@SuperRavensblood]

Seeing as how the Emperor has been worshiped as a god for 10,000 years by untold trillions of people, and how the Warp works then it would stand to reason that at least a piece of the Emperor is in effect a god. I think that, given that all parts of the Emperor know that this would be the case, the Emperor would not only allow but encourage the Ecclesiarchy as the 'damage' has already been done to further bolster his power for use against the Ruinous Powers. I'm not saying the Emperor would like it, merely that he would be pragmatic enough to use the cards he's been dealt.

[@christiandauz3742]

Unfortunately, the powers of the Chaos Gods have also increased in the past 10 millennia Kharn has grown so powerful that he can killed Saints such as Celestine Abaddon is so powerful that only Guilliman can take him on

[@SuperRavensblood]

Thus only proving my point further. The Emperor would be a fool to not use the additional power granted by the Ecclesiarchy worshiping him as a god.

[@chronosschiron]

@@SuperRavensblood but its that very "belief" that allows the warp to have material world ramifications and thus if you eradicate all worship of all gods anywhere you void and kill the chaos gods , which is actually what the emperor actually wanted in first place

[@SuperRavensblood]

@@chronosschiron I don't think so, seeing as how no one believed Slaanesh into existence. The eldar just had enough of their number feel certain emotions for long enough and poof new Chaos god (as well as tearing the material universe a new A-hole). So in order to 'kill' the chaos gods and prevent new ones from forming you'd have to kill every member of every soul bearing species. You'd have to kill EVERYONE including yourself. Basically you'd have to go full Necron.

[@chronosschiron]

@@SuperRavensblood kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5KZZ2OLfJmcb9E

[@Supreme-Emperor-Mittens]

The Emperor lives ... He uses a *TEXT TO SPEECH DEVICE ...* and he is *PISSED !!!*

[@stepheneaton4978]

"Where did all these warp storms come from!!!!"

[@AccessDenied20078]

Ah shet

[@dinodude6992]

@@AccessDenied20078 but 682 aren't you invunerable, and wouldn't you just laugh at the warp storms

[@inkedseahear]

*STOMP STOMP*

[@theghoul2303]

I'm the motherfuking emperor

[@Neo232100]

Not gonna lie. Thanks to you and TTS I cannot imagine anybody but Randolf Carter as the Emperor. And that makes me happy. :)

[@JohnnyZenith]

What is TTS?

[@berserk_xvi9552]

@@JohnnyZenith He is talking about the fan series "if the emperor had a text-to-speech device" pretty good stuff

[@aaronv1230]

Who

[@sonofjack6286]

@@aaronv1230 Bruva Alfabusa's If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device Series, it is hilarious and awesome

[@infamouspotato2028]

Isn't Randolf Carter one of main characters from some of HP Lovecraft's books?

[@lordcommanderklaus1636]

I wonder what shall be the Emperor's reaction to Krieg? Will he forgive us? Will he destroy us? Will he be disappointed in us? What will be the future for the Death Korps of Krieg if the Emperor were to gaze upon us and our unworthiness to even be in such a precense?

[@nukeflower.1759]

:< I hope the little kriegers will be ok

[@denis197534]

The emperor is great" Emperor: im back Inquisition: burn the demon! Emperor godamit back inthe chair for another 10k years

[@Zakvadr1995]

SCION PRESLEY! YOU WERE NOT GIVEN PERMISSION TO DOUBT THE FEYOD-PEROR.... even IF he is making you go into the murder arena. Love the theory though Inquisitor! Can’t wait for more!

[@camilguzman6488]

I am pretty sure the emperor doesn't only have the souls of the shamans that merged to created him but also the souls of Malcador and all the psyquers that have been sacrificed during milenia to keep him alive, so he might have hundreds of thousands of merged souls in his head arguing with each other.

[@AnonymousAnonposter]

That looks like a fucking hell to me, but I agree.

[@blindlobster]

The Emperor protects humanity and humanity must protect the Emperor

[@SomeGuy-nx8ik]

Well just take that and imagine what would happen if all the Emperor's souls could speak out to certain people's minds... they would just hear constant yelling in their head day and night

[@blindlobster]

@Some Guy You might want look into the concept of Thorianism (Basically the concept that the Emperor can place his essence into people). Named after Sebastian Thor. It would probably be less loud however.

[@AsbestosMuffins]

isn't the astronomican's song the product of his enormous soul and the billions of navigators chanting along?

[@CoffeeMaus]

Isn't it obvious? He would sent the Ultrasmurfs into the webway to out dance every harlequin in existance.

[@mastahoffman4137]

The Emperor is cold to his child because he forced all his love and compassion out when he killed Horus. His Love and Compassion is a force within the warp helping and guiding all his children.

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

I think the Emperor would probably just want to rest a bit after the entire ordeal he went through for over ten thousand years. Say, an year or two full of sleeping, meditating, eating and slowly-but-surely gathering together his fragmented psyche. Guilliman can keep things in place while he heals. Then he will get out of the palace, ready to get shit done. Meanwhile, Chaos drops the kiddie gloves and goes truly undivided to fight the Anathema

[@Jilted84]

We did see with vulcan that if a perpetual dies and comes back they need time to regain there mind, so for he might have to take a year or two to rein in his broken physke

[@zenoblues7787]

He would weep for humanity's lost potential and future. He would then have to live with the fact he *HAS* to accept his new status as a god, which undoubtedly would greatly anger him. Big E would then likely have to uses his powers of divination to create a new plan for humanity.

[@NoahDaArk]

Zeno Blues Or you know, he COULD do the smart thing, divide his people into those that worship him as a god and those that don’t and then exterminatus the ones that worship him

[@fallsky_19]

Noah Da. Ark ah, lil old uno reverse huh lmao

[@RHR199X]

Couldn’t he use his divinity to slowly introduce his old plans back into the minds of humanity?

[@darkphantom3576]

I always figured that if the Emperor had multiple "voices" in his head, they'd all come to an agreement on the best possible course of action in a given situation, so I don't see the whole contradictiory orders happening.

[@bernardcornellisvanmeijere4375]

Yeah I believe similarly, personally I believe that there is a core voice that belongs to the Emperor and is not derived from the others but instead born with the body that simultaneously allows the others to voice their opinion then they discuss and vote on the matter, and generally they are all highly united in their vision for humanity.

[@JimmySpace69]

Just like alien x from ben 10

[@seangallagher5695]

Or they would basically debate amongst themselves in basically milliseconds kinda like his human decisions are made, just really really fast and ALLOT of possibilities being explored in that time. Like how droids in Star Wars can calculate probabilitys

[@nightseer1663]

*The Emperor Returns* "About fucking time, I have so much stuff to complain about." TTS is great

[@TealWolf26]

Emperor: "Horus, you were always my favorite son-" *Horus Heresy* Emperor: "Roboute, you were always my favorite son."

[@kurtmorales7644]

0:53 you forgot to mention Rogal accidentally poking one of the Emperor's eyes out with his Iron Halo

[@codyopperman5930]

Just the one.

[@daswordofgork9823]

The spanking of Rogal’s ass shall be thorough and merciless.

[@stepheneaton4978]

ONE THOUSAND YEARS IN THE PAIN GLOVE

[@falseprophet1415]

I find it funny, and appropriate, that TTS feels more canon to the KZbin community than legit 40K canon.

[@ArgelTal_]

TTS is canon ... just in a great comedian way.

[@tobiaswinters3815]

The idea of the Emperor walking among the Imperium, at least as he did before, belongs in a time long since gone. Times have changed, and so must the methods. The core of this is the Emperor's role in his Imperium. No longer does he simply rule, as he is not merely a glorified king. He is the center of the Imperial Cult, the object of the devotion of hundreds of billions of his people, and their faith will be the source of the rejuvenation the Imperium. The Emperor's mind is like a vast stained glass window, a single whole, held together by the Emperor's unwavering focus. Each brilliant pane of glass is a portion of the Emperor's mind focused upon it's own task. All of these separate partitions of consciousness enable the Emperor to influence countless events and the minds of his faithful, including the Tarot, Ecclesiarchy ceremonies, visions, and dreams. Through this influence, the Emperor can coordinate a galactic defense against Chaos, nudging his forces by his unseen touch like a masterful chess player. The power of the faithful would be used to its full potential. The Ecclesiarchy and Inquisition would remain, their function now invaluable to the operation of the Imperium. The Living Saints and the psychic forces of the Emperor would be brought to bear to bolster the faith of the Imperium, and new inspired and devotional texts could be penned to add to the fervor the populace, and the zeal would further empower the Emperor. While this is happening, the Star Child will eventually reach its maturity as the coalescing psychic form of the Emperor, connected by the stained glass window of his will to his physical form on the Golden Throne. Eventually, the Emperor may be able to use the Necron pylons to seal the Warp tear on Terra, enabling him to leave the Golden Throne, and become a fully psychic entity, able to fight Chaos on its own terms and protect humanity from the predators of the Warp, much like the Eldar pantheon was once able.

[@CoffeeMaus]

Nice theory, shame the real deal will invevitably be as bad as age of Heresy-mar.

[@Volvith]

Hundreds of billions? You're off by a few orders of magnitude, try tens of quadrillions of his people. Hundreds of millions of worlds, ranging from a few hundred million to dozens of billions of imperial citizens. If attrition wasn't a problem, hostile xenos species would be the stuff of myth and legend all throughout the imperium of man, and they would have been for millenia. Imagine an imperial webway. A literal flood of soldiers, virtually inexhaustible, with no end of numbers in sight, swarming planets like the Tyranid horde, porting in through the webway... Not a few hundred billion... ... But does that really matter?

[@adorablecenturion8436]

@@Volvith There is only war :c The 40K universe will never know peace It's sad I wouldn't mind a mass purging But Then the 40K universe is no longer the 40K universe, thousands of years worth of war and the grimdark aspect being what makes people love 40K, not to mention the over the top EVERYTHING so I dunno- If they cater to Imperium fans, then the fanbase gets triggered Let's just make a game where you choose whatever ending And be satisfied seeing your favorite faction get a massive advantage over everyone

[@rimanm6934]

Yeah but that not so simple. Emperor sole existant was to defeat Chaos gods. That why he even forced that weird atheism: if people dont worship chaos gods they weaken them. But truth is only way to defeat Chaos is reset it. When one chaos gods defeat all other warp reset itself. So Emperor only best strategy is to become chaos gods himself defeat other Chaos gods and in way reset warp which would kill him in process. But what Imperium would do without their Mesiah and God? Yep to trully defeat Chaos for atleast few milion years, cause new Chaos gods would emerge aswell, he had to sacrifice himself. And he had delema: if he sacrifice himself he would save Galaxy but Imperium would colapse, or he could prolong his own existance but than Chaos becoming stronger and stronger. That kinda tragedy but it seems he would decide in end than defetaing Chaos more important than just saving humanity. He would awoken and began one last war. Defeat CHaos and die. Imperium would be rulled by Terra Lords, but they would start Civil Wars, with time Primarch would even try take Emperor position try replicate Imeprial Cult. But their empire would be much smaler and smaler. Tau would growing stronger and stronger, new alien speicies come to galaxy. Basicaly Imperium without Emeperor wait same fate as Byzantine Empire. But who know some last flame of Imperium cult would have still beleives that Emperor may reincarnate one day and help rebuild what left from Imperium of Man once more.

[@wucarmine7871]

Everything gets the message that daddy’s Back

[@J0hnzie]

I'd like to note the use of every*thing*. Not every*one*, that would imply just humans. Every *thing.* must know, that daddy- is back.

[@wucarmine7871]

DovahPug exactly everything in 40k will know daddy’s home glad you picked up on that

[@AccessDenied20078]

Not on my watch! Back to the thrown with you!

[@fenris5932]

Chaos gods all get a text: "I lived bitch"

[@fallsky_19]

Sergeant Superbeast along with a quick selfie on the throne lmao

[@disgruntledtoons]

Yes, Inquisitor. The guy who said that the Emperor never really loved the Primarchs is right over there.

[@ramzen89]

I don't know, but one thing's for certain; all the issues he has/would have, he better find the Imperium's BEST psychologist.

[@gagaplex]

Regarding a more dictatorial mindset: Let's not kid ourselves. Even during the time of the Great Crusade, when science and reason were propagated by diplomacy and most often force of arms, the Imperium was a fascist and feudalistic dictatorship. It was ordered, it was safe, it was much more advanced and regular people perhaps lived better. But it was never free. Perhaps the Emperor plans to eventually free humankind, once all its enemies - external and internal - are dealt with. But he was always dictatorial and would definitely resume being so, if he were to come back.

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Not like he has a particular choice on that considering the populace worships him as a god and the high lords have shown to be completely inept so he would have to take absolute charge if he even hoped to get anything done. That aside the Imperium would have no choice but to be feudalistic until a webway of mankind is completed due to the nature of warp travel requiring the Imperium to be built upon a neo-feudalistic concept. That aside depends on how we define "free", if we mean freedom as "the people have the freedom to choose their own government" yeah that would never happen, setting aside the backwater feudal worlds, the Imperium itself would collapse overnight if something like that was implemented (which couldn't exist in any sense of feasibility without a webway). Individual Imperial worlds can and has implemented democracy on their planets but it would never work on an Imperium wide scale given how the Imperium is a million worlds strong so the Imperium's infamous bureaucracy would become a million times worse. The closest it ever got was the Council of Terra which the Emperor implemented... and was one of Horus' largest complaints about things as it was "taking governance away from those who actually fought and deserved it and gave power to normal mortals" basically (the Council was different from the High Lords, the latter was what Guilliman made). So the Emperor at least tried to include mortals within his governance which is probably the best he can do without a webway. If we define freedom as, say ability to travel freely then yes that is more or less true for imperial citizens in theory but it depends on economic circumstances and planets and all that stuff, a serf on some feudal planet would not be able to but a middle class citizen on a normal planet might be able to. Freedom to protest or assemble? Depends on planet. Freedom of worship? Sure that exists as long as the Emperor is the god you are worshiping or at least the chief god (as long as those two rules are abided by you can basically worship however you want). That means, for example, "Muslims worship Allah which is clearly just an aspect of the Emperor" and poof, Islam with all its rules and traditions would be accepted within the Imperial Creed. The Imperial Creed is actually hypertolerant that way because everyone with a functioning brain knows they can't enforce a single creed on a million worlds. A lot of the Emperor's plans were contingent upon the webway existing, it was practically the only gamble he had and the only thing he could do. Personally I say "freedom" in the Emperor's mind would be the freedom from the horrors that haunt the galaxy and seeks to destroy humanity so him giving freedom to mankind is him destroying the Dark Eldar, the Tyrannids, the Necrons, Chaos, and anything else. And for humanity to have the power to seek its own destiny which is contingent upon destroying the aforementioned and building a webway. Those are my rambling thoughts anyway.

[@chronosschiron]

@@elysiankentarchy1531 well after try 1 , he know knows he needs a much more strong and large force to do it , and its gonne take an awful long time ....perhaps why the ones the eldar have were done over tens a thousands a years and not without huge loss...that could be a neat arch.

[@kapitan19969838]

Dictatorship does not exclude personal freedom, friend

[@CainEverest]

I believe that was his Great Gift

[@CountingStars333]

@@kapitan19969838 Pretty much does.

[@dt534]

What would happen is that the Adeptus Mechanicus will be pressured into researching more shit

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Probably wouldn't happen much, the Void Dragon has been screaming at them to innovate for millennia and nothing has happened beyond the special snowflake marines.

[@thelunalace]

a year ago this seemed so impossible... now I wonder if they may actually do it.

[@Neko_Medic]

and advance the plot!? heresy!

[@thelunalace]

Aye. And next thing we know, cadia will be destroyed, a warp storm will split the galaxy in half, roboute guilliman will wake up and cypher will finally reach terra. That whole eldar soul stone god might actually amount to something too! Sarcasm aside, I've been playing the game since 2e, and I haven't been this excited since the eye of terror campaign. Let's just hope this continues, rather than grinding to a halt again.

[@Neko_Medic]

knowing GW, they will either do something cool or royaly fuck up.

[@phosphoros9107]

maybe even both

[@lance51542]

a returned emperor does mean new tech meaning new tanks new planes new every thing I think it depends on how the new models are currently selling

[@jergensherbit756]

They should have unplugged Guilliman's life support when they had the chance...

[@mitchells7634]

"Captain General! Bring me some tacos, the most beautiful woman on terra, and your largest gun! In that order please!" -The Emperor of Mankind (probably)

[@LanMandragon1720]

(Insert Austin Powers pissing gag here)

[@LoneWolf20213]

as a lover of TTS, this is my canon

[@jonathanryan9946]

I honestly have no clue. I just hope his loyalist sons are there to help him recover from having his soul nearly ripped assunder. He's gonna needs lots of hugs at the minimum to recover from being a broken corpse for thousands of years.

[@etharynmordercaiser2651]

THE SONG'S NEXT VERSE WILL BE FIRE AND FURY, NOT WISDOM AND MERCY. IT WILL COME -- NOT NOW, NOT SOON, BUT IN TIME AND IN FORCE. THE FATE YOU SEEK TO ENGIEER CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO PASS !!!!!

[@Gods-bad-boy]

Etharyn Mordercaiser is that from the novels? Those guys sure can write

[@Neko_Medic]

"clever joke involving the events of 40k TTS"

[@jergensherbit756]

No u

[@Sereze001]

@Kyros Droztamyr I disagree

[@unluckyone1655]

Was that a TTS reference?

[@yourlocalnee7081]

@Kyros Droztamyr u are trash

[@amandag.6186]

@Kyros Droztamyr no u

[@maggiebrashears2327]

You've done well, my brother. The Emperor Protects.

[@AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex]

I think the emperor would at least have to allow his worship to continue until stabilization as you said or the 10,000 of worship may have actually ascended him to godhood causing him to embrace the church.

[@lordlopikong6940]

He's destroyed major religion of Terra back in the great crusade, he will do so again

[@zedakh]

He would be able to spank Rogal and Magni magic

[@Abdega]

Emp: *I WILL SPANK THAT ASS REDDER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN MAGNUS!*

[@shadow3675]

Shouldn't russ get a spanking or did he actually give the order to burn magnus planet?

[@namishusband818]

Kyle Trathen Russ would get spanked. He was supposed to arrest Magnus, not burn Prospero. Horus had tricked Russ into attacking Magnus.

[@viewernewest]

He would absolutely shut down the cult mechanicum and enforce the provisions of the treaty of Olympus Mars.

[@Maximoose875]

no he wouldn't, he's not gonna piss off half the imperium he'll just have to deal with it

[@johnathanera5863]

@@Maximoose875 yes he would lol. He would slaughter half the emperium if needs be to cut out the cancer of religion that has grown in his empire.

[@superspies32]

@@johnathanera5863 Its not the cancer religion at this point because he is the center of the biggest religion of the galaxy. But because of the way they look and "treat" machines and sciences. Instead of trying to reserve-engineering and find how to self-manufacture old techs from The Age of Technology, they wordship it as holy relic. Instead of WD40, lubricans and intensive maintenance so machines can maintain its efficiency, they use incense, pray for machine god and slam thousands tons churches to the top of top-notch war gears of the Imperium to make them even more slumber. When entire Imperium stalled, they are the best hope for humanity to once again reach to the height they used to reach and beat the shit out of Chaos, Orks and Tyranids; but instead they stockpile STC and have sexual relationship with toasters.

[@leeboy26]

Horus Lightning Claws cannot melt Emperor armour. Vengeful Spirit was an inside job.

[@Zen-rw2fz]

Yeah the emperor killed himself...

[@ethanguest3438]

Horus didn't kill the emperor, change my mind

[@bob_412]

Ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah

[@deepstrike9750]

🤔😳

[@deepstrike9750]

HOLY SHIT

[@davebowman9000]

I personally think that if He returned, He'd be 10,000,000,000,000 times more disgusted than when he boarded the Vengeful Spirit

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

His first words: "TEN THOUSANDS YEEEEEEEEEARS will give you such a crick in the NECK!" Honestly, think he'd need to have his consciousness transfered to a new body that can handle his powers. His old body is.....yeah

[@redenginner]

It would be hilarious that if Fabius bile actually clones the emperor, the original emperor just posses the clone as his new body.

[@DRJONEZ991]

We know exactly what would happen he would.... Make the Imperium Great Again #MIGA

[@stepheneaton4978]

Build a space wall and make the greenskins pay for it; they just aren't sending their best.

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

No make the Eldar pay for it they got us into this mess in the first place

[@Abdega]

MIGA please

[@00784865]

Yes. He is now on our Earth making it great.

[@adorablecenturion8436]

*"IM GONNA BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM"* -The God Emperor of Mankind. I love how the Italians made that statue of god emperor Trump at that parade lmao What a top tier meme

[@markrtoffeeman]

MAGIC could happen. MAGIC. As humanity destroys the warp tears and goes on a crusade wiping out virtually all XENOS (barring the Eldar/Ynnari whom ally with the Imperials). "Rejoyce brother. For our father is with is once again."

[@joshuafogg6600]

Imperium Space Magic.

[@ronanchristiana.belleza9270]

13:33 Dad this is why i hate you. Me and my brothers are just weapons to you i hate you. I may not be loyal to you but i'am loyal to humanity

[@godemperorofmankind7255]

I hate you to son!

[@samuelbedsole5089]

The Emperor's first order of business: disconnect Roboute Guilliman's lifesupport and disband the smurf village on Macragge.

[@lordcommanderklaus1636]

@@godemperorofmankind7255 - If you hate Roboute Guilliman then what shall be done with him? Shall we hunt him shall we denounce him or shall we return him to your fold? What is your order my Emperor?

[@yarus5889]

Didn't he order Kitten to unplug your life support?

[@samuelbedsole5089]

@@yarus5889 he did. But then he beat him in paradox-billiards-roullete-fourth-dimensional-hypercube-chess-strip poker so I guess he doesn't have to do that anymore.

[@skoll6007]

"I'm sorry, I'm just ABSOLUTELY LIVID! at the moment..."

[@rhomaioi]

Tech priests: *find stc for the cure to everything* Almost every enemy of mankind: ‘IGHT... IMMA HEAD OUT.

[@fawziekefli2273]

*Emperor of Mankind wakes up to survey the Imperium, and notices all the temples built to worship him* Emperor: What the h....! Lorgar: Told you so.

[@robkemp598]

That quote from Dark imperium... Damn the Emperor is one cold bastard and crappy dad (heresy comments below if you please)

[@Speleomimus]

The Emperor does not love any one man, he loves and desires strength and security for mankind as a whole...hes just really terrible at expressing that.

[@cgavin1]

Seems to me if the Big E was a perpetual having himself plugged in to the Golden Throne so he could spend 10k yeas suckling on all those yummy human souls and achieve apotheosis was an interesting decision. "I hate religion, I'm not a God." Ok pal. :) He saw the Chaos Gods, what they were, how they came to be, figured 'yeah I'll have me some of that'. No doubt at all in my mind that this was the plan all along.

[@UserRedZero]

I’ll give him the benefit of a “literally in torment nonstop for 10,000 years in unending agony with no rest, no sleep and not a single bathroom break”.

[@kazuesan33]

HERESY! But seriously, If his sons were all just tools to him from the get-go, why did he held back against Horus? If there was no sentimental attachment there and he saw Horus as nothing more than a thing to be used for the betterment of mankind... He would have just nuked him and be done, after all, the fate of the entire galaxy hanged on the balance there (and the Emperor does not have a history of shying away from violence if it means plus points to humanity - as a matter of fact he has committed acts that words such as genocide does not do justice to the brutality of it). IMO, this whole "tool" thing could be just the thoughts of one of his personalities that got separated from the rest of his soul.

[@empireempire3545]

Most probably the 'held back' thingy was just imperial propaganda. In truth he was just bested by Horus and that is all.

[@leatherjacket9]

It does really matter what state the Emperor returns in. I would like to think that if the Emperor did return, he would return wiser and having learned from his past mistakes. I think the Emperor would realize this time that he can't force mankind to evolve and adopt concepts that it's not ready or prepared to receive. The human imagination and perception of themselves and the Galaxy around them is not yet mature enough to abandon all superstition. In his haste to force mankind to adopted logic, reason, & science to unite and save mankind, was in fact the actions that led to it's down fall. Namely the rebuke of Lorgar. Even the Primarchs themselves were not beyond corruption, yet they are far more closer to being of perfection that mere men. Pushing science on to those not prepared to receive it, would result in a breakdown of what you're trying to build. Similarly, if you were to force the technology and science of cell phones on to a caveman, the results would be a disaster. The tech of a cell phone is too complicated to explain to a caveman, and his mind is to primitive to appreciate it beyond what his imagination can perceive. The best thing would be to then guide the caveman's beliefs and superstitions. Instead of trying to destroy his imaginative superstitions entirely. The Emperor may realize that hiding the truth of the ruinous powers and their existence was an error. Because the Emperor hid these truths from the Primarchs and the space marines, in an attempt to shield them from it's influences, actually made them vulnerable to it. It's like never having the sex talk with your child, in an attempt to shield them from it, but at the same time making them more vulnerable to it's influences. The better course of action would be to guide the child's knowledge based off of what little the child can understand at his or her stage in life rather than just deny the existence of sex all together. Being a bit wiser, I imagine the Emperor would return and allow mankind to still worship him as a god, for those that believe him to be so. Teaching psykers instead of banning them. Guiding belief or superstition instead of disregarding it. Will a black cat crossing your path cause bad luck? Yes depending on what you think bad luck is, or what you do or the cat does. Simply countermand the belief in the bad luck by instilling the person with the idea that "The Emperor Protects"

[@christiandauz3742]

Emperor uses the Terminus Decree, destroying both himself (and in turn the Imperium) and the Chaos Gods PERMANENTLY! Traitors retreat back to the Warp until New Chaos Gods replace the Old Four Eldar takeover most of the former Imperium's planets Imperium remnants rally under Guilliman's Secundus Empire!

[@leatherjacket9]

@@christiandauz3742 what about the Orks, Tyranids, and Necrons. Surely they wouldn't just stand around and let the eldari grab the former imperium worlds.

[@christiandauz3742]

The Eldar are more united than those groups though Besides, Guilliman's forces would prioritize those guys after driving Chaos back Without the Imperium or Guilliman's Forces, most humans would submit to the Craftworld Eldar

[@leatherjacket9]

@@christiandauz3742 hmmm 🤔. I guess. Although the eldari are on the brink of extinction and are hardly in a position to conquer the Galaxy once more. They are all struggling to merely stay alive. Also the imperium struggles against huge Ork Waaaagh's, Tyranids invasion, billions if not trillions of necron tombworld reawakenings. It would seem unlikely that as the current imperium forces can barely abate these forces at times, that mere remnants, even under the guidance and leadership of Guilliman, would prevail for long. Also the eldari really only stand united as Y'nnari. And the Y'nnari are but a small cult that are constantly losing numbers that feed Y'nnead, and due to this, constantly need fresh recruits.

[@leatherjacket9]

@@cato2906 Wow. When you say "we" are including yourself as passing down advanced technology that you personally created?

[@roceythecatbg2846]

the emperor: returns the gods of chaos: aight, lay siege again, bloodthirsters some random marine that has survived all of the sieges: not this sh@t again.

[@Kainlarsen]

Usually, the voices you get for these things are hit-or-miss, but this one for the Emperor was badass.

[@DarthRogatii]

First - like Second - check subscription Third - watch vid with cup of tea Life is beautiful

[@TheFyresai]

Hive Darth Rogatii liking something before you even watch it seems...fanatical.

[@DarthRogatii]

@@TheFyresai author has proved that every video that he made worth it

[@AccessDenied20078]

*slaps away your cup of tea* No...

[@mrwri]

Emperor waking up to see current Imperium: "The spanking of your asses shall be THOROUGH AND MERCILESS"

[@Gyrannon]

Remember his drastic outbursts of rage when he "disciplined" Lorgar? Or when he believed that Magnus was traitor instead of Horus, even sending Leman Russ to Prospero in full force, knowing full well that LR hated sorcery deeply? I could EASILY see him becoming so enraged that the entire palace would rumble constantly like a quake was threatening to tear it down, and he would appear to speak calmly, but is in truth seething with rage. Very Likely: Shock & awe at his return, his Custodes bowing, there are hundreds if not thousands of people who are deeply religious start to spread religious symbols, flags, etc all over the place. His eyes open. And for a moment he looks normal, but then his face visibly changes to disgust, horror, and then to seething rage. He would shout with a thunderous roar, "SILENCE!!!!!" Then call up a Custodes, "WHERE ARE MY SONS?" And he would be told of the traitors, the sons that fell & were lost, then mention that Guiliman was around. He would demand that Guiliman come to him immediately. Afterward he would demand that "all this religious nonsense" be removed from his sight at once, possibly even crumble up the Seals that are on him. After everything is removed, he would demand everyone but his Custodes be removed from the Palace at once, and no one can enter except Guiliman. Everyone, from the most stalwart of Custodes to the lowliest allowed religious citizen would be trembling, they knew the Emperor was deeply enraged, and they could only imagine what wrath he would unleash. After Guiliman's arrival, even with the doors shut, people outside could hear from the throne room of Guiliman shouting, cursing, and accusing Guiliman of allowing his Imperium to fall so deeply into superstition, religion, nonsense, the very thing the Emperor had fought for millennias to purge, the very thing he disciplined Lorgar for, etc. A Great Purge would be enacted. He would call for the arrests & executions of the organizations that enforce these religious beliefs. He would make it clear with at least a dozen new laws that says "Religious & Superstition is NOT of the Emperor but of Chaos". Along with these new things that would happen, the Imperium would be fractured, a new more brutal and blood-soaked Unification Wars would begin as there are TONS of factions within the Imperium that would be against this, and YES they definitely would call the Emperor a Heretic, very fricking likely suggest that a Daemon has possessed the Emperor. The Unification Wars, The Horus Heresy, The Black Crusades of Abaddon, all of them would feel like ripples from pebbles compared to the devastation that the Emperor would unleash, and plenty of the Daemons of Chaos would even solidify the possibility of the Emperor being possessed by Malice, and a Final Black Crusade would be unleashed upon Terra with the Four Chaos Chaos more unified than ever before in the annihilation of Terra and the Emperor. The Emperor's awakening would be more apocalyptic than the many Warp Rifts & the encroaching and relentless Tyranids that ravaged the galaxy. The Funeral or Execution of the Imperium would become a reality. And the Eldar would take this opportunity, while the vast majority of Chaos is focused on Terra, to rescue their Deity and possibly even try to slay Slaanesh. And the fact that the Tyranids are drawn to psychic energy, the Emperor's awakening would undoubtedly cause all the Hive Fleets to push towards Terra, possibly ignoring the other worlds and systems they were going to devour. The Emperor's awakening would be worse than the Norse's Ragnarok. The Galaxy would very likely burn because of the Emperor.

[@jarlathquinn2628]

I think this is likely that he would be told that guileman had only recently come back

[@tomppeli0]

Zjåyi 13:26 piåoippssp😊

[@jackknifer1]

completely disagree, you know nothing about 40k lore

[@aganaom1712]

That image of corpse chair peror has permanently conditioned my mind to think im watching tts

[@ReformedSooner24]

I think one must consider HOW he returns. For example if his body dies he may become the most powerful warp entity/god than any of the current 4. And this one is probably the worse option for chaos because this isn’t really him dying as much as it is him becoming free and ascending. If that happens and the aelderi can drop their pride and worship anti chaos incarnate then chaos is boned

[@EloquentTroll]

He would kidnap Magnus and beat Tzeench until he got Magny Magicman's soul back, and give Magnus a bike.

[@thedyingmeme6]

Gimme the soul *whap* Gimme, gimme, gimme! *whap whap whap*

[@jeffthemercenary]

E : what - have - you - done - to - my - boy while beating the shit up of Tzeench (also that could be possible since ive heard of some fragments of Magnus is still loyal)

[@jeffthemercenary]

Khan : why is he getting the bike?

[@seangallagher5695]

I think the chaos gods would probably crap themselves if a fully functioning emperor returned

[@darkhighwayman1757]

I had a weird thought. What if the Emperor was always mortally wounded on the throne? He just made people see him as a living person and needed a way to get humanity to raise him back from almost death.

[@Wellllllllalalala]

How did I only just find your channel? Love your videos my friend.

[@Terra-Antares]

5:31 "...Due to the Imperium not having the *manpower* to defend them..." If there's two words I will never hear coming from the Imperium of Man; it's that it has *no manpower*

[@claeswelinder2014]

Since when does ”good things happen” in the 40k? Exactly. And paired together with the potential of such an event there is only one viable answer: As bad as it can possibly go for the maximum number of people, withouth ending the conflict... 40k - each day is worse than yesterday

[@pieman982]

emperor comes back consolidate the grey knights (becaus ethey are invaluable and overpowered.) "second only to his body guards) Voldus (grand mast of GK's) comes and says to get Draigo back emperor goes and gets Draigo because he is only one to break curse. emperor has all the custodies as well and makes the ground troops with GK's (theory) immediately goes and gets Farsight and his troops because im sure he would agree to kill chaos and orcs. (also he is the most reasonable tau) easily goes and makes treaty with tau after. because of agreement to kill orcs and bring peace. Tau guns on imperial stuff (way more potent for kills at range. new command of space marines, consolidate troops into massive single chapter army (reborn sons) maybe name them that. inquisition creates plan to get close to chaos gods. take best gear in astril form and go fight chaos on own turf. black library stuff in there someplace..... maybe figure out how to get lionel back or at least vulcan emperor makes new decree all of mars is to advance tec, not maintain. sends psychic knowledge to mars and has them make best gear ever (if at all possible because of memories) than go kill gods themselves. im sure after he would set his troops on all orcs. than the biggest problem. tyranids. xenos is a maybe depending on eldar bullshit. im sure they would come around to trying to work things out, especially if he makes tau allies as well as killing off most orcs. im also sure he wouldn't want to kill any more planets. he would make sure the inquisition wouldn't have that power any more. than finish the web way stuff...... with the help of the Eldar and the elder counsel. my only real problem in all this is the necron problem. im sure it would be something along the line of taking out and hunting tomb worlds. but that seems way more easy than it would actually be. only real solution i can see is if they figure out how to make a compound to melt or right out kill the living metal. but maybe the death of the chaos gods would help with that process. those are my thoughts. in that order.

[@serduk8293]

Orcs treat emperor as another god so it seems stupid to kill them all

[@jeffthemercenary]

Lionel is just sleeping Khan , Corax and Russ is the ones that we need to get back

[@nobleman9393]

"This shit is so surreal. Am i on drugs?"

[@ethanbailey7426]

Im not the most educated on 40k and all its lore, but I think the whole point of the story is that the emperor, for all his devotion to logic and reason, was defeated by Chaos, the very antithesis of all he stood for. In keeping humanity and his sons unaware of the forces of chaos he made them easy pickings for the gods of the warp. I think perhaps he could realize after his time in the immaterium that the religion devoted to him would be a powerful tool in defeating the forces of chaos (even if in need of much reform). Ultimately its the mortal races which fuel the chaos gods through negative (to put it in binary terms) emotions and actions, its reasonable to believe that a religion that truly preached against those things would do much in weakening chaos. Its also so ingrained in humanity now that, as this video points out, civil war would tear apart the imperium if anyone ever attempted to snuff out the religion and the emperor would likely rather not split his forces while chaos plots against him. I also think its reasonable to believe the emperor, as a man who has lived for 40,000+ years, would have trouble caring for other people on a personal level. Although GW handled this poorly as shown in the video, its an interesting concept. There are some subtle hints at this in early works if I remember correctly. Its clear though, that he did at least love Horus and probably the other primarchs as well, to imply otherwise kind of destroys a major emotional aspect of the story.

[@ogserpents5426]

Something I saw somewhere else the emperor did love his sons but when guillamon saw him this was after he had removed his emotions as he had to remove love to fight Horus

[@RichardStrong86]

The Primarchs were created as tools first and foremost. In fact the Emperor himself was intended as a tool, created by thousands of shamans reincarnating into one body, to protect humanity. The Emperor's goals were always to destroy Chaos and lead humanity through the ages to a brighter future. But I still think he cares about individuals to a point, it's just that the greater good is first in his mind, which is why he saw Guilliman was a "rasp" (a tool to escape imprisonment, if not of himself then certainly the prison humanity finds itself in) before a son. Perhaps in a time of peace he'd be capable of loving his sons but for him other matters are far more urgent.

[@pzshi]

I mean Emperor Text To Speech is kind of answering this question.

[@John-Stark]

slowly

[@Dima072181]

Oh I'm going to have fun with this.....Okay, after ten thousand years of having his physical shell trapped upon a soul engine we can extrapolate that the being of the Emperor is in fact two separate entities. The first is the shell upon the throne, something that is more or less a chrysalis which has been absorbing psionic energy and souls since Horus crippled him. The entity in the Warp is another matter altogether....a manifestation of the zeal and faith humanity has for a figure that only a handful of individuals have ever actually seen. The situation is fascinating from this perspective as we are literally seeing humanity give birth to a God, in a similar fashion to the Aeldari, however since there are a substantially higher number of humans than there children of Asuryan we have the chance to do far more harm to the galaxy than simply creating another eye of terror. In truth if there is a connection between the God being created in the warp and the remnants of the Emperor sitting upon the throne than it is likely that of an Avatar. Before anyone brings up the Perpetual aspect of the Emperor, we must remember that whatever he was before he set foot on Molech is not what he became. Whatever he took from the Ruinous powers was enough to push him beyond merely being an immortal. Furthermore we are dealing with a creature (I use the term creature simply because he was always separate from humanity) that never fully understood the species which birthed him. More than likely the "return" of the Emperor would be the catastrophic system failure of the Golden Throne and the ascension of a new being, born from the decayed husk and hubris of a Godling.

[@chronosschiron]

i have an odd feeling that cause that thing sit sin the chair that is actually being oddly prevented or lest we shold by now have seen some knda manifestation of him....now if he came back to life as the real guy and that chair stopped working ....whatever might appear and so far very very few things from warp ever work out NICE n cuddly now do they ....perhaps a kinda anti emporer that acts like a anti christ tricking everyone ....until the real emp can gain back his own powers

[@blakethesnek1]

High chance the first thing the Emperor would say would be: "WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO?"

[@irishspartanstudios]

Honestly, I can just imagine the emperor coming on to a battlefield in a bunch of Eldar going "holy s***! It's the Mon-kaigh (butchery right there) Emperor! But he's dead!"