What Factors Really Determine Who Gets American Citizenship - Klepper

[@shirohiyabushi]

if fighting for mother land is not enough to live there, what is enough?

[@jebbo-c1l]

money apparently

[@castor9683]

According to republicans, be any combination of white, christian or rich.

[@armedwombat6816]

You're making the assumption conservatives base their ideology on something that's objectively fair. They do not. They may think they are being fair, but they're either oblivious to how unfair and twisted the system has become (not that it was ever that great) or they love it and twist it even further to kepp down the people they hate without having to admit why they hate them.

[@nerdanalog1707]

@@castor9683 Not exactly: - white: preferable - rich: the most important requirement - christian, not really, you have to be the "right kind of christian" (catholics and/or anglicans, not as welcomed)

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

every confederate memorial or military base named after a confederate traitor to this nation is a secret reminder that the racism of the south, the lynchings and rapes, will rise again

[@grmpEqweer]

I'm liking what Klepper's doing these days, I hope he's able to keep it up.

[@tigre3droyce771]

Yes, I like him too, but like he said in the video, it is all about the money

[@zackp5294]

Dudley Doleft you like the chaos that’s coming huh? Idiot?

[@xTheBOISx]

@@zackp5294 Dudley fell for the propaganda.

[@coltonyelv1887]

Dudley Doleft he sucks haha and he has no education!

[@raysharpe9145]

I don't I don't think there should be transported in. they fought for our freedom is slavery for Bennett give me liberty or give me death I don't know look how to meditate how do you read the declaration of Independence a2 chaussures killed in action and his son here he writes the moon gets you light and a bugles music who should I send and who will go for us I said here I am send me who am I I'm a teacher a cop firefighter truck driver amauter your daughter and granddaughter is grandson Durant your uncle father or mother your son or daughter hell am I American preciate I die from esophagus but I got to stand on. If I would do it all over again yes during I would suffer the same fate please it demolition of Independence change to Safeway do you want to be a slave custard place takes all it shall be free President Ronald Reagan once said we didn't pass it down to our kids in the bloodstream mine's not my mother my father my uncle hi Papa hi granny my grandparents my uncle amazing missile crew member who are we is this how we treat our veterans are out of here we just get rid of them ship Malta no country for FedEx give me liberty or give me death President Reagan the human race is not one cut hair away from Extinction we have to keep standing up for that fire doesn't go out what would happen if we all disappear everybody but disappear every house will be empty are felines or canines I need so much just right now destruction on fabrics to leaving society and their stress let let it go close y'all fi is it December 11th 2001 911 look at all our brothers 343 aren't you 99 furnishing a hundred find 64 + 61 if I mention 60 + 59 + 58 guava pop we heard of Amazon. He stated I was pissed I got you some find out what I'm going to do but guess what I'm going to go off 4c I'm going to go off when I go off you know about it should I pity you what's you're not a casualty of war you must not judge until you serving overseas so you serve of someone being shot at all I ask lyrics you go where'd you run to when you're being shot at but would you go when you're pinned down in The far side you have two choices you can sit there and I can tell her or I can fight for your family's freedom where are you going to run when you come down in firefight where are you going to go you have one choice you can surrender like a coward our stand and fight like a show sure I'd be a hero to your family my dad taught me everything about Huey you got your three or four items that's your four items to guide at aircraft what happens if you lose that are older you got all the rotation that helps you lamps where are you when twin towers fell we have friends family is going through a living hell we have families friends loved ones I think about it you'll have kids y'all care about them what what happened if we lost our freedom there's nowhere else to go sign on it flip you off as smile I die what are you I smile call Sinai all right flip you up so you don't want to talk to you I'm out of here just f*** off that's how I would tell him is this the land of iPhone 4 what happened to freedom of speech what happened to our constitution what happened I can't believe that things got bad there's no turning back President Trump has said good things for me for discrimination for one thing you're full of rice and you go ahead and peach President Trump you will have a pricing and I will be at the dock I'm up I'm a sniper on Dead on and trust me I'm one hell of a shot

[@boylepeter]

That ICE agent was aggressively cold hearted.

[@treehugginmama]

He's so afraid. If he allows any gray into his thinking, his perfectly balanced utopia will collapse in his mind.

[@pleappleappleap]

That ICE agent was AN ASSHOLE.

[@xscreamingfishx1297]

Honestly i read so much coldhearted sht these days in the American Comment section..... The World is watching and at least my friends and me feel deeply pity for all warmhearted Americans. Just heartbreaking. Stay Strong over there.

[@Toomuchbullshitt]

Yea, ICE cold.

[@kuroichan101]

How do you deport someon who served in our military? Thats more american than most of us.

[@fredpinczuk7352]

It's far worse than that, how about deporting a 43 year old father of 2 and married. Orphaned and adopted from Korean (mix parents Korean/US), and abused by a US Catholic family. All because the adoption company never completed the papers properlly. Never mind that he was abandoned a second time (By the original US family that brought him here). And then physically and verbally abused by the third US family. www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/adoptee-deported-u-s-sue-south-korea-adoption-agency-n961776

[@chapablo]

And apparently it's for crimes that carry less than one year in jail for normal US citizens.

[@stoutnerstoutner183]

Do dumb shit win dumb prizes

[@RageShroud]

You get the context from the whole story and find out it wasnt as simple as you think. If you serve one year and apply all you have to do is get discharged honorably or continue serving and have no criminal record. Its very easy!

[@fritzjackson4336]

How do you deport other foreign born PMC members? Just as ethically.

[@alcosmic]

As a veteran I find this difficult to watch, but I appreciate everybody who made it. Except that former ICE agent.

[@Weegee766]

Allen Caruselle thank you for your service

[@Mutedmouth]

Yeah that fella is quite something.

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

pretty much sociopaths that think living up to an outdated law is more important than letting people who spend years of their lives to protect the people of the country and risking their own

[@muddywaterhowlinwolf]

"...who spends his retirement painting... broad brush." That had me rolling!

[@Gokusupersaiyan99]

Okay. Nope. Vets in the military should never be deported. I'm active duty. These guys are as American as you get. Let them serve time in prison then back to the US. No exceptions.

[@Gokusupersaiyan99]

I'm assuming you guys don't serve. When these guys die they will have an American flag draped over their casket.

[@fritzjackson4336]

It's a choice to serve. You get paid. It's a job. Foreign-born soldiers are nothing more to the US than a privately contracted mercenary just like a PMC's staff. No one owes. Being a hero isn't something you can choose. People in the military are average Joes looking for a paycheck; anything more is personal stuff like being a member of a military family (like mine) or just underachieving people looking for valor by proving they can "do something" (BT) which is just a pitiful loss of person who has really only surrendered their life to the government because they think it gives them self-worth. These people are neither, they're killers for hire.

[@Gokusupersaiyan99]

@@fritzjackson4336 lol you obviously don't serve. These average Joe's put together make the deadliest military in human history. Every person in our military is as American as you get. They might be foreign born but as mandated by Congress a US Flag will be drape over their casket.

[@TalesStahl]

+ Juan Ospina why are you shocked? In the moment they stop serving they get threated as Trash. Name an Developed nation with so many homeless veterans. At the begin of this year was a short story about a computer failure delaying payment for Veterans for months and there was barely any coverage. "Thank you for your service and now fuck off"

[@faizeladam1404]

You Ameikan military kill millions of people for GOD. Gold, Oil, Drugs. You're pawns for big business of war. Delivering democracy with guns and bombs.

[@proper263]

This was an ad in a video I was watching and I watched the entire thing

[@ArcanumV]

Please tell us more about these people with smallpox mentioned at 2:08. I'm sure every pandemic researcher in the world would like to hear more about people with a disease that was eradicated in 1980.

[@fritzjackson4336]

He may be talking about pre-1980s where smallpox and other highly contagious diseases like measles, typhus, and cholera were spread. At the time, there was also a hoax image of migrants with smallpox.

[@laurent1144]

Yes! It's been 40 years since the last case.

[@mikecrip]

He literally said smallpox on TV and nobody stopped him.

[@user-wickedflower]

ArcanumV he included leprosy too

[@derekmulready1523]

@@fritzjackson4336 so I can understand your argument about time's past but Can you explain the outbreak of the Rubella viruses last month in the mid United States where some children have died and others hospitalised Irish citizen

[@volusiasorange]

I used to sell EB-5s. Can confirm. $500K, plus you get the money back after 5-8 years. You're just loaning the money to a real estate developer so they don't have to pay interest back to the bank. Also, it's not just in Vermont and Colorado or whatever. They exist everywhere

[@6Texasboi]

That shit blew my mind when I heard it....

[@brandondavidson4085]

Yeah there was a seminar about it at the Houston Bar Association not too long ago.

[@UnderCultures]

How do I get in on this?

[@volusiasorange]

@@UnderCultures too late in the country I'm in. Move to India, maybe?

[@indiantechsupport7769]

@@volusiasorange Arey ye knsa Naya scam h,

[@Animaniac-vd5st]

This format works so much better for Klepper. Great work

[@bbudding]

Vietnam vet kicked out of the US. Shocking

[@RageShroud]

@Tobby Martin all you need is 1 year an honerable discharge and no criminal record to apply, but applying is a formality gor background checks and processing. So yeah this is a BS video that wants to put feelings before facts.

[@donnerschlag41]

Well, our WW2 veterans fought under the US military. They needed to protest before the US gave them any pension. And the icing is they need to migrate to the US before they can get it. You know, ask them to leave the life they know and everyone else. So this doesnt surprise me.

[@sh3junior]

🤔 if this veteran grandpa is not a citizen, then his service years were mercenary job !!

[@Kitajima2]

I'd say a lot of military service is "mercenary" if you have to sacrifice any principles you might have had to pay for education and healthcare

[@Kiwionwing]

Don't be silly America doesn't employ mercenaries that would be against the law

[@Kitajima2]

@@Kiwionwing I hope you're being facetious. Raytheon, Halliburton, and Blackwater are just a few corporations we (the US) contract to "legally" murder people

[@Kiwionwing]

@@Kitajima2 mercenaries are against the law, Private security protection firms are not. I have several friends who are in security. One went into Baghdad 6 days before the Americans. A team of 6 went into secure an oil refinery. Security not mercenaries. ( ex executive solutions guys from RSA) Side issue navy seals didn't officially kill Osama bin laden. Military operating in a non war zone is against the law. They were officially CIA and had no USA documentation on them. Yes when back in USA they were navy seals. No I am not American

[@Mictla155]

@@Kiwionwing Lol we have plenty of merc groups in the U.S. that the government uses. It is all part of the military industrial complex.

[@IAMdeathblade]

Don’t forget that California and the Southwest was sadly taken away by force from Mexico 🇲🇽

[@TheCacho00]

@WoIf X that's just wrong!!! That's what they teach you in school but you need to read about "treaties of bucareli" and you will see how terrorific your goverment was and still.

[@NotUnymous]

@@TheCacho00 dont forget that mexico was taken away from the natives. ... Get over the past and come Back to reality my friend. The world was redestributed and devided countless Times. We have to move on

[@slavesforging5361]

@* This!!!! so true. many people from the pueblo culture and southwest US, are just as much native, (often way more) than they are Spanish or any other European. so when we tell them that they are immigrants, and illegal, we're telling them that because we're the third country to claim their land, they are immigrants! bwahahahha! it is entirely possible for an imaginary historical personage to live a full life in without ever moving, but having the spanish, mexican, and American border move over them in successive wars!

[@slavesforging5361]

@WoIf X yeah, the money the US paid Mexico was a pittance and a slap in the face. think of robbing someone's savings accounts, investment accounts and retirement fund, then giving them 100$ back. that's what the US did. we took the land by force, then gave them a pitiful amount of money for it, just so future generations could say that we bought it. and everything looks good on paper.

[@slavesforging5361]

@WoIf X my point is that the people who live in that area were the people that resisted the spanish government very effectively. the descendents living in that region are extremely native to this day. so calling them Mexicans and not Native really isn't that accurate. unlike here in The US were natives were wiped out completely, natives in mexico integrated and blended both biologically and culturally. the inhabitants of what is now the American southwest and northern mexico (especially the new mexico and arizona areas) are blended the least and maintained their relative independence and isolation the longest from the rest of Spanish Mexico. There's a reason why they invented the newer term chicano. because they're not quite mexican, not quite native, and not quite American. still have to remember, all those borders crossed them. not vice versa.

[@billpool1217]

Since this man served this nation and Trump dodged the Vietnam draft, let's deport Trump and let him in!

[@maggieseider8769]

That would be fair and just... stuff America under Orange doesn't do anymore.

[@billpool1217]

@@zackp5294 That's a veteran, BTW. Thought you Trumpanzees liked to act like you care about veterans, while worshipping a draft dodger!

[@mtb416]

That would be unconstitutional, Bill.

[@dakota481]

Bill Pool not gonna happen soy boy .. take a hike..

[@dtownblastinsalvi62]

Donald Trump copyrights?? Awww you butthurt that bad 🤣🤣here let me get a donut for that snowflake ass of yours.😉

[@jeffreybirman7281]

I like where Mr. Klepper is going of late. Look forward to more.

[@notsure1969]

I love the way Jordan tackles these stories.

[@kunomuller7423]

I mean even the ROMANS gave their soldiers citizenship.

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

and Spartans, the people who’s entire culture was about training Spartans and only Spartans into merciless warriors that fight to the death or enslave conquered lands. why can’t one of the most powerful countries in the world currently get that right

[@ArtSeallion]

Amazing cinematography, excellent editing, inspiring message!!! LOVE THE NEW KEPPLER

[@nathanbruce1992]

Thank you Jordan for taking on this issue earnestly and shedding light onto this issue

[@richardgreen1491]

Greed...as American as apple pie ain't it!!

[@slavesforging5361]

The very foundation of our European settlers and the basis for our socio-historical identity. opportunistic greed, sometimes wrapped up in benevelent decrees and random elitism.

[@thefiat18]

OH my goodness! this is so bad

[@FM0621]

I love how Klepper brings his dry humour to such a sad, heartbreaking situation. He’s such a legend

[@chanceDdog2009]

Why is the dude so angry. Really downplay his POV. Also taking a dump on veterans is not a American thing...

[@TheAureliac]

Because he knows he's wrong and has been enforcing cruel policies. He either has to admit that he's part of a horrible system or pretend that his victims deserve what they get. The cognitive dissonance leads to emotional problems. The honorable vet, by contrast, has a clean conscience and it shows in his demeanor.

[@GHustle4]

jugy that’s how america works!! “Laws” are there go to platform and people do not pay attention to it! Whites in power are the reason the world is so fucked up!!!! History repeats itself and whites learn it and continue the dumb shit as if it won’t end

[@Blaze6432]

Does being a veteran make you immune of all wrong?

[@Krystalmyth]

@jugy He isn't hiding shit.

[@creageous]

Klepper, you're going to win an award for this shit.

[@ArtSeallion]

I love new Keppler!!!!! Comedy is great but what he’s doing with his platform is more important. Keep it up!

[@AtypicalPaul]

Great job! Loving what u do. Sad things but they need to be brought to light

[@compatriot852]

This isn't an American only thing. Borders can be confusing at certain points like for example in the Russian-occupied Lithuania Minor (kalingrad) Lithuanians had to block out their own people cause too many Russians started illegally coming over. It sucks, but it is a beucratic/political nightmare to fix

[@Ryvucz]

Military service should be guaranteed citizenship.

[@MorganMingo70]

Yup... our military literally tells immigrants that they can become US citizens if they enlist at some overseas bases! The Navy did this while I was stationed in Iceland, yet I'm not surprised to learn many finish terms with America not holding up their end of the bargain! America wants your LIFE... you'll DIE in war with little recognition bc only white men can truly be American heroes! Smdh

[@Ryvucz]

@@MorganMingo70 "bc only white men can truly be America n heroes!" that's the most ignorant thing I've read in awhile. You've beat Trump.

[@slavesforging5361]

Right, how can Starship Troopers get this right and we can't!? (The movie, not the book).

[@ian12346]

Slaves Forging Cuz we’re not Israeli Zionists? 🤔

[@ian12346]

Slaves Forging So you’re in favor of forcing people to join the military in order to vote and become a citizen? I don’t think you actually watched Starship Troopers 🤣🤣

[@dianacarbonate]

Oh my god, thank you for that skiing montage. Much needed levity. That is gorgeous.

[@TheAureliac]

That took more physical strength and agility than I would have guessed Klepper had. Good on him.

[@JustWatchn45]

Jordan and Staff: thank you for covering this.

[@zackeng9425]

In a normal world, Trump would be the one kicked out of the country with his administration instead of the immigrant vets.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

this normal world has long been secretly racist and willing to lie in hopes of taking the country by force and main lining their racial hierarchy as american culture. every confederate memorial or military base named after a confederate is a secret reminder that the racism of the south, the lynchings and rapes, will rise again

[@quintin6982]

Zackeng as do you

[@zackeng9425]

Quintin Enjoy paying more for Trump’s golfing, damn sheep.

[@quintin6982]

Zackeng look who’s talking, all aboard the fuck trump train

[@curioussoul6059]

@@zackeng9425 Hey now, he's done some good too! If you have over $1,000,000,000 then he shifted $1,000,000,000,000 of your taxes to all the people with less than $1,000,000,000... wait, what? You have less than $1,000,000,000 so you're getting fucked? Whoopsies. X.x

[@CosmicHippopotamus]

Where is Kobi? He was absolute gold on The Opposition.

[@alisgray]

Some really nice cinematography and editing here too, y'all. But message first!

[@Violinist265]

Heartbreaking story 💔 this is unbelievable !!!

[@MrGrowslikeatree]

Keep up the great work, Klepper.

[@patrickjahries934]

what happen to the vets is unacceptable

[@owenkaplan5740]

That transition about feeling bad for the veterans could not have been any better

[@medechi9499]

I'm glad Klepper is still getting shows. He's got great talent for field work

[@saritasi7819]

Great piece, very heartbreaking

[@brandondavidson4085]

That's absolutely ridiculous. Thanks to Jordan for shining a light on this particular issue, and it's sad that so many people in the government and on the border do not care. "Tough titties" definitely describes our current immigration policy to a T.

[@gunner678]

It's disgraceful. Even with the Legion Etranger Francais at the end of a legionnaire's contract they get offered a passport and citizenship. They fought for their adopted country, they are therefore citizens! Disgusting shame on America!

[@TheAureliac]

I guess this guy doesn't know that there's been a bounty on smallpox cases for decades.

[@adamcarter6288]

My friend was killed in Iraq. He joined the Marine Corps in order to gain citizenship and while we were deployed to Ramadi he was killed. Because he was not a u.s. citizen he was not allowed burial in the u.s. and was deported back to Mexico in a casket. He fraught for a country that didn't want him and then died for that country all just to provide a better life for his family. 15 years later and my heart still breaks just thinking about it.

[@minhtrietvo8448]

rip your friend. sorry bro

[@feytruet4356]

I asked a xenophobe who'd he rather have sit next to his son at school. A kid whose pregnant mother carried him over the border when he was four years old, or an angry citizen with so much cognitive dissonance he's angry at the world and trigger happy? He had to think about. He tried to argue. And to this day I am concerned that he still hasn't answered that question.

[@davidjesusgarciahernandez2656]

Thank you for doing this report

[@timberho3935]

He totally finger blasted the wall

[@ssmith2019]

A thought provoking vidy, Jordan, my friend ! I've always enjoy what you do in comedy (funny and insightful) and I like what you're doing here ! Forward ! ! !

[@johnnaliggett3625]

Keep up they great coverage of things not covered in 99% of the media!!! Can you imagine what the 24 he news networks could cover if they did journalism like Pepper, Oliver, Bee, Minaj our comedians are covering the country better.

[@sabahbubbler]

1:52 that is such a good comedic edit

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"How many vets get thrown in jail for committing crimes?" Ideally, all of them. So why is this not enough in the case of veterans born in another country? You know, George Washington was born in another country.

[@mxchic05]

Facts!!

[@brynnashcroft3734]

Someone didn't take us history to 1877, with a quick Google search I think you'll find where he was really born.

[@PabloSanchez-qu6ib]

@@brynnashcroft3734 technically he was British. When he was born the US didn't exist.

[@Blaze6432]

@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib that was practically everyone on independence day, including the natives.

[@thisiswhereiwatch]

the end sequence is amaaazing

[@GO-nh6br]

Americans always change the rules and treatys...if not ask the natives....

[@FrisbeeGirl]

Klepper, thank you for being so painfully direct.

[@mgtdgirl]

I have always been a patriotic American, but I a sad and angry at what is happening today.😞

[@ocbeachfishing]

This is my first video I watch. Subscribed!

[@sopadurso]

In Europe we call those golden visas, although criminals are not accepted, well at least in my country.

[@Hevlikn]

Yeah, but just look at all these translators that work with NATO in the middle east who get denied citizenship then killed at home 'for betrayal.' Don't think it doesn't happen in the EU!

[@sopadurso]

@@Hevlikn Yes it is tragic, I hope we did a better job at taken care of them then the Americans.

[@RavenousMillenial]

Can we talk about how Klepper is a comedian, has a successful and comedic job on the daily show, and yet still decided to move away from the main-stream in order to bring these kinds of stories and messages to the forefront? Don't get me wrong, its long overdue, but he's still a great guy for choosing to talk about issues he feels need to be addressed instead of just telling jokes. Good for you Jordan, keep up the amazing work

[@ekaterinas8796]

This is nuts! Perfect description on American traits: selfish to the core!!! „You can die for us, but better not live with us“

[@zerosum5817]

This video was made by an American to show the public how backwards Trump's immigration laws are... The idea of shipping a veteran back to thier Homeland is terrible and sad... What's even more sad is that it gives the world a bad impression of us . Tbh this action is as un-american as it gets. The USA is a country of Immigrants and anyone who doubts that doesn't know American history. Trump supporters need a history lesson.

[@Akennalady]

Klepper, you might have not served in the military in your youth, but don't be mistaken, YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR! Please keep up this amazing work you're doing! We need more people like you!

[@brolythegoat]

This ad was longer than the video I was launching

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

Like paying half a mill for a Kushner condo in Jersey City, NJ. for instance too.

[@sdgv420215]

He was near my warehouse.bummer I would’ve bought him tacos

[@IAMdeathblade]

Edgar Garcia lol

[@sydneyluna]

I served in the USMC from 2008 to 2012. Permanent resident at the time with a green card. My last year I put in the paperwork for citizenship through my base. There was no fees and it took less than 6 months.

[@trippingtonproductionsco.7641]

Lol family guy did a skit on this ages ago.. *holds up color card* ok you’re a good shade move along

[@derrickg5612]

Mexican immigration policy on race "the equilibrium of the national demographics": Foreigners may be barred from the country if their presence upsets "the equilibrium of the national demographics," when foreigners are deemed detrimental to "economic or national interests," when they do not behave like good citizens in their own country, when they have broken Mexican laws, and when "they are not found to be physically or mentally healthy." (Article 37)

[@infoaccount7323]

Great reporting Klepper, I’m assuming the vet lost his pension as well. It is a very sad story! BTW in Rosarito near TJ they have the best Big shrimp with frijoles!

[@shang-hsienyang1284]

WTF is wrong with the US government?

[@Mictla155]

A lot. This is just a small fraction.

[@mcotrone]

This is the show you should have done right out of daily show! Where is this airing?

[@ramirorodriguez9671]

He has his own show on comedy central

[@JimFortune]

He's too old to serve anymore. It's Trumplandia rules. If he can't help Trump, throw him out.

[@bearklau]

@ 4:35 Does anyone know the song playing in the background while Jordan is skiing?

[@mehjones8008]

Citizenship can be bought

[@fswoc]

Someone please help me find out what song starts at 4:35 ... just went down a rabbit hole and got nothing. Thanks

[@eizek]

Notice how in the ski machine (the thingy with seats) has the number 45 as in the 45th president.

[@allanalexander4087]

How come someone who serves in your military is deported... THIS SUCKS

[@danrodrigues3531]

That ski outfit was brilliant...but it was so last season...

[@Frijolin92]

As a veteran myself when I was in bootcamp I had a lot of battle buddies join the military to get citizenship some are still in they are high ranking now since it's been 10 years since we graduated boot camp others have become government contractors or 18 wheel truck drivers

[@MM-bi8nm]

Thank you for your service... as a vet I hate when people say that to me. Say your sorry for giving up all the rights that I fought to protect.

[@cheeseandrice3]

"a former ICE agent who spends his retirement painting... with a broad brush" 😂

[@foreveryeung52]

Wow, I never knew the EB-5 visa was supposed to be applicable to investment in rural and distressed communities, because in practice (I worked at a tax law firm), I had seen it applied almost exclusively to luxury developments, mainly by Asians in repressive regimes trying to move their capital out of their respective countries and gain citizenship as a sweet bonus. Loved that insane ski slope analogy at the end - keep up the great work Klepper!

[@PapaFlashFlud]

This is just sick

[@aav7046]

Klepper made me realize how much we really need to stay strong on our immigration policy. If you are gonna serve our country then serve the community also not commit felonies. He really took being an American for granted

[@kirkdaley3441]

Im currently serving already did 2 years im an immigrant. What that former ICE director said scares me...

[@craigmnz]

Still not in my top 10 comedians but definatly winning me over by heart. Keep it up mate your a fucking legend

[@uaintblack8222]

How these veterans weren't given citizenship right away is beyond me.

[@PJMack068]

that took a real dive in to a gray area once we skipped over the fact that he had 'allegedly' been convicted of assault and just plead guilty. i think vets should get piles of mental wellness care but i dont think they deserve any leeway when it comes to committing crimes, that's a weird point to try and make

[@et379]

How about giving them citizenship after service? That way you can treat them like any other us criminal

[@PJMack068]

@@et379 Yeah if someone is promised legit status after serving they definitely deserve to be given that

[@PresentingHilarious]

My god this is fucking despicable.

[@Dr.Giangy]

so if i understood this correctly, one country says that if you commit a crime then serve your time in jail you can be accepted back into society if you are a citizen; someone fights for that country, becomes a citizen though service, commits a crime but is then deported?

[@MIkeHaubrichikonokast]

Jordan, you're great at this. This is much better than faking a conservative talk show. It's real.

[@robertmcclellan3934]

What's the name of the song at 5:15??

[@andihaxhi1184]

That transition at 1:56 FUCKING killed me

[@fritzjackson4336]

Tijuana is a huge city with many people crossing over and it's a tourist and drug hotspot. Of course the wall already exists there. This is the equivalent of looking at one fence post of a home and saying that the rest of the fence is therefore more than enough and evil despite not showing that every other fence post is not even in the ground.

[@notrandom2]

From abandoned vets to abandoned vets... Who'd want to fight for this country?

[@Mad_S]

My battle buddy could hardly speak english, he was from thailand, it seemed like they were purposefully trying to get him to ignore the citizenship process. That would be believable considering they only want them to serve then they want to throw them away.

[@thetactician2787]

And they say KZbin doesn’t have a political standing considering I got this as an ad on a music video

[@DEATHofSEASONS789]

No, not like jail. As someone whos family came from Yugoslavia I can 100% guarantee you other countries would pop you 100ft before you got near that wall. Borders are borders for a reason, and a wall between nation's is not comparable to jail

[@Helloooooo]

OMG 0:30 😢, shocking how Mexico has developed the land around the border but USA has made it a fortress desert.

[@brynnashcroft3734]

I'm an American studying abroad in Panama until late July, and I want to know how I can buy the entire season?

[@cslxxwilliam]

I started to like what Kleppers doing now. After all the funny things, some meaningful stuff left

[@manwithaplan5503]

Kinda like Jon Stewart is back.

[@Raymix1000]

If this isn't the definition of a Ponzi scheme I don't know what is. "Yeah you helped ensure Americans speak English, but we don't wanna actually thank you for putting your life on the line when we said we would make sure your naturalization would be seamless."

[@isla25]

How could you deport a veteran who has lived 5/6ths of his life in your country? 50 years!?