What if I Told You... Diablo IV Wasn't Bad?

[@smalwex]

Sam laughing at that fucking cutscene is the most genuine laugh i have ever heard from this large man

[@jopied_]

It made me laugh like I haven't did for a while, best part of the video by far.

[@XhumpersX]

It's been proven by science that jolly overweight men have the best laughs.

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

You must've never watched the podcast.

[@michaelwesten4624]

you can hear him struggling to breathe

[@swaggadash9017]

Did you just fatshame? 😂

[@frostpst477]

It’s amazing to think that Abby managed so long with one baby, then decides two more is a good idea.

[@spencechan]

Gotta one up PoE, ya know

[@paz1514]

Bro Sam be getting some of that good trad wife shit

[@candiedcrusader7841]

"he has 3 kids? what are y-OHHHHH" My thought process, as im gagging into the toilet from cannabis induced emesis.

[@snartgarbly7192]

My day just went from no Sam videos to Sam video

[@couldntcarelessman]

Good Tuesday

[@Kas3-]

We have been blessed

[@dp582]

blessed be

[@globalmoron8304]

I know it's horrible

[@andrewwagner942]

So true

[@pip0027]

Sam's description of old school d2 trading rooms is so spot on

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

I find grisly human death less traumatic than a nipple

[@fiddlerfiddle5761]

... so do I bud

[@TheYoutubeUser69]

âverage american

[@homelessrobot]

@@TheKZbinUser69 only because of our deep-seated ancestral blood feud with witches and whores and... well women in general, i guess.

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

Don't be afraid.... women doesn't exist.

[@Wraiven22]

An uncovered nipple killed my family and banged my wife, yes in that order

[@totenr1tus]

As a professional lip reader, I can confidently say that in the intro Sam said: "But people who play World of Warcraft, they deserve... love and caring families, and I understand why you would play in a game like this with a rich world and deep lore, and I hope you all do well, because we all are brothers, no matter how distant, but I do care for you guys"

[@brendan7870]

I appreciate the live action bits becoming more elaborate each video

[@IdentifiantE.S]

That’s why we’re here !

[@scottpatrick5834]

Lorath has such a good voice actor. Haven’t heard anyone mention how good the acting is. There was a dying soldier that sounded great too

[@benkersten1705]

Ralph Ineson is his VO

[@bort_p]

@@benkersten1705 I heard him in ff16 today using the exact same voice lol

[@benkersten1705]

@@bort_p That’s just what the dude sounds like

[@kg_canuck]

@@bort_p yeah thats just his voice. Fun fact, he's also a pretty big time film actor, he was one of the main characters in an excellent horror movie called The Witch

[@brentlineberry4098]

elias is margit from elden ring

[@macheko5628]

The BP oil spill apology recreation got me 😂

[@thedude8526]

Peak comedy haha

[@PastorWisky]

ONG 💀💀

[@louvelquentin9423]

He opened the Gate of demonetisation

[@seancostello4158]

comedic genius, sam has a natural gift lol

[@sirjoey3137]

21:00 this whole bit wheezed me up harder than anything else

[@verdigo1]

The way he said "Don't you find that ph-unny?"" absolutely sent me.

[@kennethoneal7026]

This is the most believable apology ive ever heard from anyone on the platform... Didnt expect sam to actually say im sorry... Even when he "accidentally" killed his teammates in tarkov he didnt say im sorry

[@dega666]

yeah because he wasn't sorry

[@Otherhats]

He got paiiiid

[@stinkmonger]

​@@Otherhatshe'd be legally required to acknowledge the sponsorship

[@gregortheoverlander4122]

@@stinkmonger You think sam wouldn't pull a fast one on the IRS?

[@Otherhats]

@@stinkmonger not true at all xD

[@lashedvenom]

Really enjoying the genuine critique of the game, nice change of pace and tone from your usual scripts and felt nicely authentic.

[@BoftinCB]

0:38 Personally I like to think that sam just made a new batch of cookies every time he messed up a take.

[@kylerpeddy9541]

electric bill through the roof this month

[@rebeccaward2152]

I kinda think that's true since during that scene he's got two on the counter already. But in the last 5 seconds of the video with that outtake he's taking out the second batch when his kid starts making noise lmao so the theory stands so far

[@maymayman0]

Why would he wait for an entire batch of cookies to bake just to film another take???

[@Jayfeather-cu1gc]

@@maymayman0 Comedy

[@brotherchungus5464]

Something tells me that Sam's initial take on diablo irked the majority demographic that contributes to his Patreon...

[@MisterFoxton]

Blizzard money is hard to resist.

[@brotherchungus5464]

@@MisterFoxton under the table sponsorship? I wouldn't be surprised if he gobbled that shit up.

[@OldManShoutsAtClouds]

Jesus Christ, get off the group think you wierdos. It's fun AF and has plenty of things to be praised for. Don't be mad cause you're too broke to buy it 😂

[@Robbiebert14]

When he revealed how he realized the little person was changed, I literally said "oh noo!" out loud! 😂

[@Chantakey38]

dude I was crying when he showed that part

[@Awesomewithaz]

Time stamp plz

[@nickos2079]

@@Awesomewithaz from 6:53

[@muntapede572]

Did yah?

[@MyUniqueHandle.]

Even when faced with death the little guy is running with his tray in hand.

[@Xhotic]

13:49 I feel like this sums up the entire communities reaction to D4 perfectly.

[@Guaguadeath]

Your use of the little midget bartender guy in the thumbnail from D2 was absolutely nostalgic inducing and amazing lol 👌

[@sheenvr5986]

I havn't laughed hard in a minute 20:30 really killed me, thank you.

[@bobdeslob8768]

The joke was almost as funny as Sam being 3/4th through that level with unspent skill points

[@joshharay5912]

That whole last two minutes I could breathe haha

[@madrandomize5115]

Turbofartman sounds like he can say "leviosaaaaaa" pretty seductively.

[@sevenproxies4255]

I imagine Sam watching the D2 cut-scenes like that massive star wars nerd who cried watching the trailers for episode 7-9

[@robbinkarlsson]

You should have laid naked infront of a fireplace and said ”I’m sorry!”

[@bobdeslob8768]

I did appreciate the Southpark BP throwback!!

[@zerotakis]

Sam lives in Florida so there is little chance he has an actual fireplace. But with a greenscreen and some movie magic we could see our boy go full frontal. I mean why even have a little studio for filming if that's not exactly what's going on behind the door.

[@ErrorNV]

Ending clip has to be the most wholesome thing that exists on this entire channel.

[@chadmaiden833]

A fire video like always, ending with sam wheezing

[@MrSrt4ash]

This didn't age well

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

how so

[@some-replies]

Do they ever?

[@riverstray831]

Now it did

[@astronautindisguise]

Wait what happened?

[@kgraham64kg]

I like how Sam says frick instead of fuck when reminiscing his childhood. 😂😂 He really went back.

[@guitarcrazy426]

the raps part had me in tears🤣 "yo, hand this in"

[@legoawsomeness]

Love that when sam says "whats wrong with you" You can clearly see he isn't wearing pants while recording

[@nickos2079]

Ahahaha true

[@Snippyyy]

timestamp?

[@legoawsomeness]

@@Snippyyy 8:26

[@chapiecat]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but at 8:30 you can see the tan cargo shorts. My immersion is ruined

[@MishKonn]

Thought so too, unfortunately burnt out on it hard around lvl 65. There's not a single activity in the game that I would enjoy, which wouldn't feel that I'm doing it for the millionth time, and there's absolutely no incentive for me to level to 100.

[@leephilips5781]

Hey Sam, just wanna let you know that as a 30summin year old aussie bloke with fuck all to lose, your videos are doing me a lot of good in this world o shit. Been really down lately, but youre vids and the podcast.. that shit keeps a smile on my dial. it's probably the only thing that makes me laugh nowadays, Thanks man. Love from downundah

[@JunkBondTrader]

if all else fails, find a passion and sink everything into it.

[@encarneye6865]

My passion is meth

[@Cja9]

​@@JunkBondTrader yeah like cocaine

[@rikkert5273]

​@@Cja9cocaine works

[@lolgetowned]

Abuse drugs and/or other people

[@comawhite5913]

Frog sounds like he's heir to the MasterCard fortune.

[@Caleb-jb3gv]

Sam saying he's sorry while swinging gave off some real, "I am required by the government to tell you I'm on a list" energy

[@rowanyuh6326]

You need fancier oven gloves for the South Park bit Sam

[@joshuagerber8362]

Never underestimate the ability of ActiBlizzard to fuck up a perfectly fine game.

[@Eisaku2]

Letting Blizzard North go to Runic Games was one of the dumbest things they ever did

[@thekillercrowbar]

21:14 only your videos get me to laugh as hard as I laughed here 💀

[@MeBeSuX0rz]

BRIAN NEEDS TO BRING THE SAME ENERGY FROM LIVE-ACTION D4 TO THE DND CAMPAIGN. Brian's actually funny af, where that personality been

[@TheJoshman01]

Baked into oblivion well before the session starts lol

[@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere]

Up high with the smoke

[@glassplanet5624]

Seriously, Bryan is close to the bottom of the rankings for funny quotes, but only because he doesn’t say shit 80% of the time. Poob is at the top because he’s the funniest man alive

[@VanBourner]

2:47 deserves an upvote

[@khorneflakes2175]

This video was great fun my man you've won yourself a subscriber.

[@colonmuncher3655]

16:39 Actual Xenomorph hiss, that freaked me the fuck out

[@94kwiatek]

Just seeing the Enigma png on the screen unlocked a core memory in my brain and sent a shiver down my spine, D2 was the shit

[@FartBox_BeatBox]

Honestly D2 resurrected really scratches the itch. It's so good

[@RiverBub]

Sam triggered a strong hit of nostalgia with that 'Hey Arnold' - Stoop Kid bit. The reference really clicked when Sam said "HE WONT COME OFF THE STOOP!!"

[@Manga_Lloyd]

It's mostly option C for me, but I think A & B are also playing at least a small part to contribute.

[@JunkBondTrader]

C is basically an all of the above lol.

[@Randoverse]

70 for that game is way too much.

[@nickweis2237]

I see Sam is puckering up for that Diablo 4 sponsorship

[@Antisxy]

those 3 south park episodes were some of my favorite of all time man

[@FalloutMaster99]

Mad respect for that Björk shirt

[@BreddyK]

"Whats wrong with you?" I exsist. Your videos are my only chance for my brain to release serotonin.

[@sromer43]

My Dad was a d2r enjoyer yay! my grandpa taught me this game and soon made me get into gaming from this game

[@MrDrewdin]

Surprised we didn't see a Blizzard hitman motion Sam to the next apology scene with a luger pistol.

[@iparkedmycar]

I thought the same thing but by Act V I was feeling the repetitiveness hit me.

[@josephkim3542]

If you dont want some form of repetition... Diablo 1-4 is not the game for you

[@henriklarssen1331]

@@josephkim3542 The D4 Campaign just dragged on way too long, to much walking and to much talking. I just srtarted skipping and pushed through, thankfully you can skip the Campaign once you beat it.

[@josephkim3542]

@@henriklarssen1331 facts. I definitely rapid fired my mouse1 button 80% of the time lolol

[@gutzrage187]

It's nice to hear the homies just gaming together in this one.

[@IvanPodlucky]

this game has multiple phases.. I bet that you found that the game sux after those 2 weeks again

[@stevenrussell2344]

The South Park BP oil spill reference apology was beautiful

[@zaldronthesage]

Imagine playing a diablo game where you cannot fight diablo.

[@-Melenik]

My first reaction after beating the game. No diablo?

[@diemarihalt9490]

so? Everyone who finished the Diablo 4 story knows by this point that there will be a DLC. quite needless to mention anything at all

[@zaldronthesage]

@@diemarihalt9490 Imagine having to buy a DLC for Diablo to even fight Diablo. Cope.

[@edattacks]

@@zaldronthesage yea that is pretty crazy lol.

[@vincentsanabria]

It’s actually not tho? Like yea let’s fight the same dude every time and have more of a mindless game so some more of you weirdos can complain the games not pixel enough or turn based and it’s not scary because you played it when you where 4

[@trickinwithwater]

FungleToe is a banger every time. We need a head canon fungle backstory breakdown video

[@cinaralin]

Oh i guess you just gotta be really high to enjoy it. Sam had more fun watching NPCs than i had throughout the entire campaign.

[@MyLittleZergling]

no joke i just watch the small person dying cutscene with sam laughing over a dozen times - I haven't even gotten past this part in the video yet

[@BigRedBird]

God damn man most KZbinrs I watch now can barely get a chuckle but sam still has me on the floor dying. Especially that last bit of the video.

[@picklepixelpaperpepper8487]

4:20 Sam using the hotbar like a goddamn throne

[@Koshmar-13]

I hope you didnt miss out on the best cutscene in the game cause of that skip lol

[@graff9461]

"...and why would that be the moment I remember? Well because in the original one, he looks like this." *proceeds to chuckle the chucklest chuckle that ever chuckled

[@CharlieWhite101]

Sam took all my gold in Diablo 2 back in the day, he’s my best friend.

[@jacobk1552]

World of Warcraft bit should include: "My lawyer has advised me not to continue this line" just before ad

[@akeon201]

Keep up the quality content Sam.

[@cameronshields6731]

The south park apology just had me waiting for the "this video is sponsered by diablo"

[@_NobodySpecial_]

"i have said ungodly things about minorities and women, but i have to apologize for my worst take of them all, thinking this game was bad" sam is a man with priorities and i cant fault him.

[@markharry8756]

the south park " i'm sorry" reference, just perfect!!

[@refukulated9603]

I think DIV is better than 3 but it’s still dumbed down and babyfied. Not a terrible game tho. I miss stat allocation from 1 and 2 and that dark gritty look. D3 is like world of wardiablo with the cartoony look. D4 at least brought back that atmosphere. Running into the butcher for the first time on d1 is such a cool memory. Barely any moments like that in the newer diablos.

[@FartBox_BeatBox]

My biggest problem with d4 so far is the skills. I like the direction they went but I hate that I have to have the skill on my bar to utilize it. Like, let me summon and then put different skills on my bar.

[@tonyadamson8144]

I would say the stat allocation was okay ish... Until you realize you should never put points into energy.... Ever... And most points into health... Cause if you don't you will feel pain the further you get into the game... Serious pain 😳... F#$k you Duriel...

[@rushi5638]

Running into The Butcher your first time in D4 is a treat. FRESH MEAT [heavy sprinting footsteps] *wack* *wack* *wack* [you died] *laughter*

[@KazooieX1]

lmao the ''im sorry'' bit is hilarious. kinda upset i didn't see a naked Sam on a white bear rug tho

[@CaptainBlack47]

Classic Sam move, playing both sides

[@Ximan69]

Poob was on point when he said "Polished mobile game".

[@carlosmedinalemses6539]

The oil company apology bit was beautiful

[@jaidooa9868]

Pathetic. Diablo 2 will never be bested. This not even the same type of game. If I wanted to play a MMO I would. I want to play Diablo 2.

[@Marpfie]

What if you told me that? Well I wouldn't care because blizzard will never see a cent from me

[@usemynamem5906]

😂 I love Sam so much I’m always laughing at the start

[@deftdeltron9944]

this did not age well...

[@CalabusDabus]

Don't care how good it is Sam, I don't care if it cures cancer. I'm never buying another activision/blizzard game again.

[@XenXenOfficial]

My generalized anxiety disorder stops me from playing online games, making this one of the biggest losses of a game series for me. Doesn't matter how good it is, can't handle the environment with all the people 🤷

[@leflavius_nl5370]

lol

[@iB_pOpN]

😂😂 bless your heart. Are you also afraid of sunlight?

[@arakui]

there in no universe in which this comment is unironic, people like this can not physically exist i refuse to believe it

[@XenXenOfficial]

@@iB_pOpN No, but I don't go out during the day and when I do I wear multiple layers along with a hat.

[@XenXenOfficial]

@@arakui Its unrionic, I do, and it makes getting friends or socializing with literally anyone a complete pain to near impossible since everyone is so obsessed with online games. I literally just can't play with them. I get panicked, anger grows immediately cause whenever I play online games it's almost 99.9% not my choice cause some of my friends will get mad or upset at my anxiety and the fact they can barely play anything with me, and I end up gettin snappy and defensive. I don't like the feeling, and I end up losing more friends like that anyways. It's a chronic condition, I can't even do online interviews without balling my eyes out, which makes getting a job extremely difficult. But the government doesn't wanna help so. Pretty sure It stems from the fact whenever I'm online I'm typically judged and criticized for my gaming abilities, yet I can't do much about it cause of nerve damage developed when I was born dead so🤷 You know how people can get in any sort of competitive environment

[@thedude8526]

I was laughing my ass off at the Hey Arnold reference. Stoop kid is afraid to leave his stoop!.

[@mauree1618]

Nah, it sucks.

[@Folded_Soup]

bro im choking on a hotdog at that small man scene, then im hit with the instant reply hahahha

[@Cassidyhunt]

Man i fucking love this channel. Every video i'm like "nice dude, this is sick"

[@kevins9406]

Thanks for bringing up fond memories of learning how to type and rewatching cut scenes, it made me feel something.

[@comawhite5913]

7:08 The word you were searching for here Sam is "Kickable". They love to be called Kickables now.

[@777MrTibbs]

7:38 When your parents find out what's in your "homework" folder on your lap top.

[@striderfox71]

The hand burn saying were sorry got me.

[@TheeDucks]

i would ask how much did they pay you?

[@theotherdude1998]

11:27 uptown necros drive like this while downtown necrosis drive like this

[@uruburus5203]

HE DID THE SOUTH PARK BIT!

[@shmittybacall1499]

I love the South Park “I’m sorry reference”

[@dontworryaboutit5490]

They need to add different aura/armor skills (bone armor) for the characters. It looked bad ass when your Amazon had fanaticism with a clone decked out in all gold

[@brettwise4729]

the south park "im sorry" montage is GREAT!!

[@ten2137]

Omg Sam I love you ..that South Park ref at the beginning made me die irl.

[@Kaneikins]

Loving the Southpark reference. GeneralSam will be drilling on the moon soon

[@owenwhite366]

South Park bit at the beginning had me bursting

[@QuarterRoys]

King Arthur's looking royal in the garden.

[@hystericalgenie1671]

I fucking remember when Sam mentioned he used a stool while shitting. That video was like 6 years ago wtf.

[@Aserox]

There's so much wrong with me I don't even know where to begin.

[@cam_pent]

Oh boy! Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just 6 months away!

[@FN.Exodus]

that joke at the end had me crying