Heres a shorter video but I hope you enjoy it all the same.
@toocoolforschool43627 жыл бұрын
AlternateHistoryHub WHAT IF USA KEPT THE A.O.C DOCUMENT AND REMAIND FRIENDS
@neki0playz127 жыл бұрын
AlternateHistoryHub what if Italy whent communist and join the Soviet in 1941
@sagerollins73877 жыл бұрын
So, when's that Antarctica video coming out?
@choppy29747 жыл бұрын
Hi, dope videos man.
@ntwadumelamata77857 жыл бұрын
AlternateHistoryHub Could you please do a video. What if the Roman Army of the 1st or 2nd century CE invaded Sub Saharan Africa.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer4 жыл бұрын
I love that the Axis powers all hated eachother. Especially that Mussolini refused to take a German translator to Hitler's meetings, and often blatantly insulted him in Italian, usually calling him "Monkey"
@bisayafascist57253 жыл бұрын
That’s fucking hilarious.
@jaym97623 жыл бұрын
Mussolini spoke German why would he need a translator
@blackbaron65053 жыл бұрын
@@jaym9762 His talking about how Mussolini insulted Hitler and even if he needed a translator I'm pretty sure he didn't want hitler knowing that he was being called monkey right in his face
@NostalgiaVivec3 жыл бұрын
There was also a time where a bewildered Mussolini sat in disbelief as Hitler told him that he was a "ancient reincarnation of an aryan spirit"
@augustuzmoon38143 жыл бұрын
@@NostalgiaVivec Mussolini should have used this as a message of that their ambitions where crazy and they should industrialize properly because this train ain't stopping
@EmperorTigerstar7 жыл бұрын
So Fascist Italy was midlife crisis Italy.
@FoamixPhantom7 жыл бұрын
First reply :D
@swagmoney98187 жыл бұрын
EmperorTigerstar your my dictator 😥😳😏💦
@elipticarc89926 жыл бұрын
Not sure if to pity or offer personal security guard services.
@hrgrhrhhr6 жыл бұрын
These replies are... weird
@Saltici.Saturnii6 жыл бұрын
EmperorTigerstar he should do a Japanese scenario
@Becks19866 жыл бұрын
Mussolini: Tell me a joke. Me: Success in the African front. Mussolini: I don't get it. Me: I know you don't.
@ashblue7785 жыл бұрын
Good.................................good
@donvitocorleone78635 жыл бұрын
Theodoros PETRIDIS You forgot we made success on the food front and we are still one of the world powers in food so get rekt
@goyonman96555 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Jrookus5 жыл бұрын
Ki Adi Meme-di XD
@capt.19185 жыл бұрын
But more importantly what about the droid attack on the woookies?
@trycoldman23585 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in Ethiopian* *Also starves in Ethiopian*
@morphingninja5 жыл бұрын
New what if, "What if Italy won in Ethiopia?" Would hunger still be an issue as it is from completely unrelated factors? Or would Italy occupation forces leave behind lots of spaghetti and other things after the inevitable outcome of the overall war makes them leave? Perhaps the after effects leads to different leadership post war?
@facistfascanova42765 жыл бұрын
At least it was my ethnic group (Italian) to take Ethiopia and not nazi Germany.... because nazi Germany actually had the right weapons to keep the nation occupied
@ryanhopf83245 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere, simple history, here, other places
@luxembourgishempire28265 жыл бұрын
@@ryanhopf8324 oh yeah yeah
@makeromaniagreatagain96975 жыл бұрын
Also dies of gas in Ethiopian
@ea6355 жыл бұрын
"the German soldier has astonished the world; the Italian Bersagliere has astonished the German soldier" General Rommel
@dumpsterpsycho28944 жыл бұрын
Italian oof
@peanutbutterandcheese97114 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti-oofs
@ea6354 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldstallonereeves7469 The bad performance of WW2 was mostly due as Italy wasn’t ready (nor expecting) a conflict of that scale when planning the “parallel war”, using outdated equipment and vehicles. Throughout the Middle Ages and Renaissance Italy was known for its skilled Condottieri and Mercenaries used in various conflicts in and out of the Peninsula; it was also the first nation using war airplanes and had a long navy history. In WW2 Italy also did more than what is often given credit for, like the outstanding support to the Afrika Corps by the Bersaglieri, the operations of the X Flottiglia Mas and the “Frogmen”.
@Oll10004 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldstallonereeves7469 Italian mercenaries were pretty high quality at times, they simply didn't have a culture of fighting their own wars. They definitely had a warrior culture, just not a leadership culture.
@ws52733 жыл бұрын
He mainly blamed the terrible Italian commanders and awful supply, he respected the Italian soldier and knew that a lot of them really didn’t want to be there
@Knowledgia7 жыл бұрын
2:27 When you have to put a smile face instead of 'that symbol' because ... New Policies, know how it feels
@jaquelinegiarola6 жыл бұрын
1:27 look "hilter"'s arm.....
@ziggo_pro Жыл бұрын
99:59:59
@ziggo_pro Жыл бұрын
1:28
@NickAndriadze22 күн бұрын
It's one of the funniest takes on the censorship I've seen.
@polygonalfortress5 жыл бұрын
Fascist Spain: uum u we're frends right? Italy: you're a new province for my Roman empire :D
@cringename43914 жыл бұрын
2 days in the war Italy: Germany help me
@thedukeofdeathpt62624 жыл бұрын
So is Portugal lol
@sermike163 жыл бұрын
Spain even though they were still recovering from the Civil War would still mop the floor with Italy
@InfoRome3 жыл бұрын
@Mike don't be ridicolous. Since its unification, Italy has always been more powerful than Spain.
@Spongebongvapepants3 жыл бұрын
@@InfoRome Italy couldn’t take on Greece in ww2 without Germanys help how could they invade Spain?
@joshuadevenport71006 жыл бұрын
Mussolini: invada the Greece! Italy fails miserably Mussolini: *MAMA MIA GERMANY HELPA THE ITALY*
@samsonstone7645 жыл бұрын
Germany helpa us we can’ta doe it. I know we should hava beena able to but helpa us please
@theweirdofengland5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Mussolini as a useless fascist Mario.
@keiranferrier36425 жыл бұрын
Rinse and repeat for the entirety of the war
@mayolicious695 жыл бұрын
Mussolini: invada the tiny island nation of Malta! You know the rest...
@Λεως5 жыл бұрын
He would said: "PORCO DIO AIUTAMI"
@reyxus94547 жыл бұрын
there is an important mention to make: mussolini prepared his industry plan to have a ready army in 1943, when the war was planned to start, but Hitler started the war earlier, leaving the italian industrial and political scene in total chaos.
@blankymcblankface7 жыл бұрын
Tenente Rorke Shame, he was six years off the mark! 1937 was arguably the best time for an Axis victory, only 20 spitfires able to effectively defend Britains coastline, would've been a cakewalk!
@jasonpowell47587 жыл бұрын
Cornishman's Tushy and Italy would have been ready for war, their military was great, however it very quickly obsolesced and so had to wait until 1943 before they’d be ready again
@reyxus94547 жыл бұрын
italy wasn't even planning a war in 1937, considering that the first ideas of a big world war was put by hitler in 1948 he wasn't off the mark, he just didn't had enough time
@robot-he6nq7 жыл бұрын
Tenente Rorke I’m guessing you mean 1938...
@opaque23317 жыл бұрын
discord.gg/rQRnPtc This is a debate server. Debate whatever you ser fit. We also have a pretty cool historian on the server.
@louisduarte87637 жыл бұрын
It's something I always thought if the Axis won WWII: they would soon turn on each other, using their own WMDs. Japan wanted biological and chemical weapons, the Nazis wanted nukes, and I'm sure Cody talked about it before.
@terrasentheterrarian40842 жыл бұрын
Nazis, discarded nuclear science by saying it was Jewish ij nature right?
@thebronywiking2 жыл бұрын
@@terrasentheterrarian4084 No. The heavy water used to control nuclear fuel was so important that it's was sabotaged by allied bombing in Norway.
@primal_guy15262 жыл бұрын
@@terrasentheterrarian4084 Idk pretty sure that was just Hitler. Could’ve rebranded it
@terrasentheterrarian40842 жыл бұрын
@@primal_guy1526 k
@zfloyd16272 жыл бұрын
Just like how the Allies turned on each other in our timeline. a.k.a. the cold war.
@weldin7 жыл бұрын
But what if Mussolini didn't die and moved to Brooklyn to become a plumber and start rescuing princesses under the name Mario?
@iamaheretic78297 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dedss50553 жыл бұрын
Bro thats the real story......
@americancountryball20772 жыл бұрын
You’re talking about my friend from Sicily, he moved to Brooklyn before we finished school
@youraveragemorononyoutube44352 жыл бұрын
@@americancountryball2077 aren't you dead my dude
@americancountryball20772 жыл бұрын
@@youraveragemorononyoutube4435 yeah tell that to Adolf 😏
@Zman2015 жыл бұрын
Mussolini failed to remake the Roman empire, this enraged his father who punished him severely... Oh wait wrong dictator
@flyingsalmons9344 жыл бұрын
The reference
@reenasingh66934 жыл бұрын
Nice
@khangminhlo28864 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified
@thegreatkingofevilganondor15004 жыл бұрын
Mussolini didn’t lose! ...He simply failed to win.
@reenasingh66934 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhh nooooooo
@derekburge52947 жыл бұрын
HA, the smiley faces in place of swastikas is a nice touch. Won't save monetization, but good try!
@mrnonsense10317 жыл бұрын
Derek Burge it almost makes the Nazis look cute. 😂
@gabrielcerqueira23656 жыл бұрын
@Majestic Satire Stalin killed mostly his own people though, so we don't care as much.
@MrOceMcCool5 жыл бұрын
Majestic Satire yeah what about concentration camps in USA? How many people died there?
@historystories59905 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielcerqueira2365 Who are "his" people? He killed everyone, Russians, Ukrainians, Latvians, etc. Stalin was a Georgian and by that logic, hodor killed his people too.
@hatonhatsoff5 жыл бұрын
Majestic Satire im pretty sure talking about stalin would get your video demonetized
@eldaxeruskalocraw42137 жыл бұрын
What if Irene of Athens, a Byzantine Empress who wanted to marry Charlemagne to reunify both sides of the Roman Empire (since Byzantium was the Eastern Roman Empire and Charlemagne was crowned as the Western Roman Emperor), actually succeeded?
@niceboi45927 жыл бұрын
Eldaxerus Kalocraw wait what? Haven't even heard of that
@eldaxeruskalocraw42137 жыл бұрын
shot son Yeah, that's pretty precise from my part (historical studies). In fact, Irene was disposed by the byzantine aristocracy, who hated the Franks, but, if she succeeded, that could've change the fate of Europe. She was also the Empress who put an end to Iconoclasm, and, overall, proved being a cruel and pretty competent ruler, who could've been perfect as a wife to Charlemagne.
@niceboi45927 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude I learned something
@HLWolf2 жыл бұрын
Difficult but it's nice to dream. Byzantium was in decline and Charlemagne did not need any other problems
@eldaxeruskalocraw42132 жыл бұрын
@@HLWolf Who knows? We'll never know but yeah, it's nice to dream as you said
@abhcy7 жыл бұрын
You know how they lost The allies made Pineapple pizza and their eyes burn
@doopboop83595 жыл бұрын
But i like pinapple in pizza with pepperoni and just douse the pizza with got sauce and place mountains of cheese
@liludonvert5425 жыл бұрын
No, Lithuanians put Mayo and Ketchup on their pizza and busted Italy's eyes
@winstonchurchill19935 жыл бұрын
@@s942 okay man that is just rude
@winstonchurchill19935 жыл бұрын
Well a Canadian Greek made pineapple pizza so is he a British too?
@zycklacon95885 жыл бұрын
Death Bone begone
@jakobxd89005 жыл бұрын
Mussolini:can we be equals? Hitler:lol nein Mussolini:bruh.....
@jesusramirezromo20374 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is Before the war, when Mussolini met hitler for the first time, he felt superior, especially since early hittler looked up to musolini
@willmahoney15454 жыл бұрын
Jesus Ramirez Romo In the beginning it did look as though mussolini was a bit more muscular than hitler because hitler had recently been elected and made chancellor after a parliamentary crisis, which is just rising to power through politics, while mussolini had his march on rome which successfully installed himself at the time dictator indefinitely
@colonel10034 жыл бұрын
not funny redditor
@imacolonelinbf29753 жыл бұрын
@@colonel1003 ywnbaw
@colonel10033 жыл бұрын
@@imacolonelinbf2975 hey you Freddy Fazsack, unlike you I don’t hate the blacks
@B100inCP7 жыл бұрын
"Nobody will touch our spaghet" -Benito Mussolini
@FilippoR6 жыл бұрын
Funny
@abowlofrice34876 жыл бұрын
I gotta give a pass because this was a very alive meme in january
Ethiopia got revenge. WHY! YALL CREATED ONE OF THE MOST UNHOLY THINGS IN EXISTANCE!
@theeclipsemaster3 жыл бұрын
That is, if this comment is true
@salmonegg43213 жыл бұрын
Daddy Pig does not approve of pineapple pizza.
@PitFriend17 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Italy would have gotten Spain for their new empire. Spain was effectively a German ally despite being officially neutral during the war, so I don’t think Hitler would have allowed it.
@BlueTyphoon20172 жыл бұрын
Well it was in their plans to want to do that, I think they would become some Latin bloc.
@USSFFRU Жыл бұрын
Ironically, Hitler threatened to invade Catalonia and give it to Vichy Francr when Spain continously tried to compromise for an Spanish Intervention on the Axis Side.
@LionKing-ew9rm5 жыл бұрын
3:00 Aryan means IndoIranian, Hitler himself never used this term kust because of this. He preferred to use the term Germanic.
@darklightreaper14 жыл бұрын
aryan means noble in sanskrit and persian, the nazis stopped using the word after 1940 because it had a pan european connotation
@gwest36444 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because after a while the word “Aryan” was considered too “inclusive” for the Nazis.
@cristianotv46733 жыл бұрын
O
@MortyMortyMorty7 жыл бұрын
2:37 You said Hitler. *DEMONETIZED!*
@MortyMortyMorty7 жыл бұрын
Chillpool Shut the heck up with this hate symbol bullshit.
@elchungo50267 жыл бұрын
European Robin ever wonder why the video was sponsored? As a backup if he got raped by KZbin, duh!
@hrnytinoker20576 жыл бұрын
He said white he must be racist
@James-kq5qb6 жыл бұрын
Damn baconhators
@SosigSozzle6 жыл бұрын
Black Hole lol
@johnklump55367 жыл бұрын
Should be re-titled "What if someone toucha Mussolini's Spaghet?"
@haregeorgeson45116 жыл бұрын
John Klump or hot dog?
@CommissarLORDBernn7 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY EMPIR
@tengkualiff7 жыл бұрын
omg
@Lysergic_7 жыл бұрын
the fact that this has any likes deeply saddens me
@Lysergic_7 жыл бұрын
nevermind lots of people made this joke it must be in the video
@haregeorgeson45116 жыл бұрын
Vel Koz : unfortunately, no one touched your brain. They just can't find it
@Cjnw6 жыл бұрын
NORMIE
@phos13986 жыл бұрын
Short answer: A weaker version of the empire.
@jondw7 жыл бұрын
Nice job with the legally distinct Nazi symbol
@thescottishnerd7 жыл бұрын
jon dw i thought it was just me who saw that
@XronisFountoukidis7 жыл бұрын
nop i saw it too.. thanks to youtube bots that demonetized another of his video for that reason..
@_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-7 жыл бұрын
Thats censorship boiiiiiiiiiiiii
@4d_chesser6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@SeanODea256 жыл бұрын
Kowalski omfg lmao
@bohhan54887 жыл бұрын
What if Alexander the Great went west instead of east?
@HabboCoolcattim7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Smith He will get cold
@misedout127 жыл бұрын
He would have reached the Atlantic ocean... then turned around and went east where supply lines would have been easier to maintain... probably
@neYroDz256 жыл бұрын
In his time , East was the land of civilization He will get nothing if he conquer West because it is not so important
@gusrandle42706 жыл бұрын
Or what if a very similar and equally respected successor came in after his death
@Reactionary_Harkonnen6 жыл бұрын
El Nayzo I agree but disagree. The Germans and Celts were making the most advanced Steel in the world at the time.
@nickwalker49365 жыл бұрын
Simply put, they didn’t have a Garibaldi. They needed a Garibaldi.
@aurorabassani54468 ай бұрын
100% true XD
@hoangtran47367 жыл бұрын
never forgetti roman spaghetti
@Vox_Popul17 жыл бұрын
Hoàng Trần Minh never forget Roman spaghett
@anavybluemystery34866 жыл бұрын
"I regretti the spaghetti" -Dan Howell
@amandag.61866 жыл бұрын
@@filippoianiero6161 salty snowflake is strong in you
@AiluridaeAureus6 жыл бұрын
Augustus Anelli Calligula Capellini Tiberius Tortellini Nero Noodles Claudius Corallini
@ildalailamer83417 жыл бұрын
As an Italian i find very offensive that you didn't mention pizza
@user-js8wz6yt4v7 жыл бұрын
Il Dalai Lamer and excessive hand gestures
@ildalailamer83417 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGO8Xn9jmbCYe9E
@Cjnw6 жыл бұрын
#SJWfail *Dago*
@Redshift20777 жыл бұрын
*Allies invade Southern Italy* Mussolini: SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET
@Cjnw6 жыл бұрын
NORMIE
@owendrummond72865 жыл бұрын
Mussolini: I’m going to reclaim the Roman Empire. Allies: I’m about to end this mans career
@maxkill12314 жыл бұрын
Fuck You Ryder. You a Buster
@nathanm45397 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, I can say that I do indeed suck at fighting, but cooking comes easily. So does being loud
@uranusaquarius73947 жыл бұрын
Nathan Marcione Your army is good, not the officers and generals
@leguman5289Ай бұрын
The current italian army is fine for europeans standards
@ryuhiroshi35807 жыл бұрын
I don't think Italy would have been able to add Spain to their empire. No way Franco would have given it up, and I doubt Hitler cared enough to do invade an ally just so Italy can have more land.
@tunnar797 жыл бұрын
I don't see how Nazi Germany would-have just let Italy annex Hungary/Romania/Bulgaria either.They weren't even part of the "inferior" Mediterranean people.
@Perrirodan17 жыл бұрын
This three country were a great help to Germany and he wouldn't have let Mussoli touch them.In fact he would have gave them land
@twocoyotesav6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Bulgaria, Romania and Hungary we're all sort of Axis Powers until the Soviets arrived.
@balabanasireti2 жыл бұрын
@@tunnar79 You think too much of these countries. Hitler just used them because they were convenient (mostly because of their geographical locations). At first Hitler saw Italy as an important country and would've probably preferred it over these three way less signigficant nations.
@balabanasireti2 жыл бұрын
Hitler still controlled and abused these countries. He probably wouldn't care that much about them after the war, besides as buffer states.
@morgaanmcsg98737 жыл бұрын
I'm upset Cody, you made spaghetti, but you didn't spice it or make meatballs, you left out a lot of the most interesting stuff about Mussolini and his failed Rome. For all of Mussolini's faults I feel history wrongly remembers him and his Italy as Germany's annoying little brother, but you have to remember the situations Italy was in compared to Germany, Germany had a warrior culture for the past 100 years, Italy only unified in 1870. Mussolini did a lot to rebuild the countries infrastructure and ingrain a warrior culture into Italy, the last time Italy had a warrior culture worth a damn was quite literally Rome. One thing Mussolini also had that Hitler didn't have was political tact, he had support from a ton of world leaders, especially democratic ones, most viewed him as a man using an iron will to rebuild one of Europe's jokes into a legitimate superpower. But Mussolini's greatest flaw was he was very braggadocios, and he purposely surrounded himself with inept Yes-men, Hitler may have surrounded himself with Yes-men but they were Yes-men with Military training and experience due to Germany's prior conflicts. Mussolini knew he wasn't ready for a war on the scale that Hitler proclaimed, and he knew at his and the world's current position a victory seemed highly unlikely. Mussolini also initially wanted to join the Allies, but again he shot himself in the foot by proclaiming he would join only if Britain ceded some Mediterranean colonies to him, as well as let him occupy Greece and part of Yugoslavia, the Allies obviously said no, but he had a real opportunity to be an Italian hero, instead of an Italian joke. at the very least he could have been in a situation like Franco was, where he could've isolated and made a cult of personally around himself like no other. He dreamed to be Caesar, but instead was Commodus.
@Jockster1096 жыл бұрын
Damn I feel bad for him now.
@benitomussolini69696 жыл бұрын
Thank you for showing the truth...
@TricksterPoi6 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of an alternate scenario where Mussolini pick either of those.
@grandinquisitor83356 жыл бұрын
another issue with Italy as it lacked the industrial capacity to supply a war at all and Italy lacked the materials for exp coal and oil to use those machines
@francescopetragnaniciancar82135 жыл бұрын
Wait we don't put meatballs in our spaghetti, I fucking ignorant
@polandballhistorian85376 жыл бұрын
Okay, some alternate history scenarios are just a *little* bit far fetched.
@lusornemo80665 жыл бұрын
Way to rub it in. Yes, we suck
@abandonedchannel729295 жыл бұрын
Oof
@irumnaheed44854 жыл бұрын
Specially this one
@luftwaffebomber13404 жыл бұрын
@@lusornemo8066 Italy may suck but at least you’re not Southeastern American, where you’re having the legacy of both the Slave-Owning CSA and the asshole USA.
@rivvabear97484 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but what if they mass produced the r3?
@anor_naur7 жыл бұрын
It is unlikely that Italy could annex all of the ancient Roman territories considering that Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria were part of the AXIS; while Spain was neutral during the war.
@balabanasireti2 жыл бұрын
They were only in the Axis to act as buffer states. Hitler didn't cafe that much about them.
@jdewitt772 жыл бұрын
They would not have annexed them but they would have formed an alliance consisting of Italy, Spain, Portugal, Hungary, Romania, and Bulgaria. Albania was already Italian occupied and Greece might have been under Italian supervision. Part of Yugoslavia would have been occupied. Not quite occupied but not fully independent. Turkey would have been left alone. Italy would have gotten Corsica, Nice, Tunisia, the Sudan, and Kenya to add to Libya, Eritrea, Somalia, and Ethiopia. With the resources of this empire and the allied states Italy would have built up its military considerably.
@Aragonstar7 жыл бұрын
That moment when we lose even in alternate history why even live
@lumen28526 жыл бұрын
Habsurd Nobody respects us, frankly i'm sick of it.
@Aragonstar6 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, it's like we're a big global joke
@lumen28526 жыл бұрын
Habsurd Yeah, I mean did you see how much little we gained in ww1? It's insulting how little land we got as a reward for our contributions.
@Aragonstar6 жыл бұрын
Always at the bottom sadly, even in this video
@lumen28526 жыл бұрын
Habsurd I wish we could finally get the respect we deserve
@yurigagarin15577 жыл бұрын
when you said "sorry spaghetti" i wish to correct you on something. Mussolini banned pasta and tried to replace it with rice. yep, that happened
@tomgjgj7 жыл бұрын
He did not succeed.
@mrbenoit50186 жыл бұрын
Yuri Gagarin explains the rebellion.
@RRRR-jr1gp6 жыл бұрын
explains the civil war. he was an Idiot.
@adrianzanoli6 жыл бұрын
"Penne all'arrabbiata" were used as ammo in the italian rifles
@monroecorp96806 жыл бұрын
what the shit was wrong that doodlefuck. how did he intend to italiano big dicko the world wiidoutta spuggheetti? Really would have been better off putting the mafia in control. that could bea good timeline..
@JetstreamKody5 жыл бұрын
*laughs in hearts of iron 4*
@theemperor-wh40k184 жыл бұрын
@Matteo Tironi they could have if they actually attacked and didn't wait for Britain to reinforce their African empire.
@Guest56474 жыл бұрын
@@theemperor-wh40k18 the ai is dumb
@tow38423 жыл бұрын
i remade it in only 3 years. really cool nation. notso cool focus tree
@unskilledwarthunderplayer40113 жыл бұрын
Italy is just annoying if I’m faction with you when using Germany
@JonatasAdoM7 жыл бұрын
Italy already conquered the world, they have italian outposts called pizzerias everywhere
@michaelpothoven10417 жыл бұрын
America learned how to neutralize pizzeria by opening Pizza hut- so Americanized and deItalianized that no Italian can get within 5 miles of one.
@gabrieledannunzioquellodif83557 жыл бұрын
Ah ah ah...
@haregeorgeson45116 жыл бұрын
: quite better than mcdonald's poisons, isn't it?
@ahuman14516 жыл бұрын
They haven't concuerd North Korea
@LuisBrito-ly1ko4 жыл бұрын
Hare Georgeson I mean that depends on the country. McDonalds in Switzerland is quite good while Pizza with worms In Thailand isn’t that much 😂
@4jgtygdrhcfybbgun687 жыл бұрын
"nobody will touch a our spaget"
@marcooosbibendorsht13346 жыл бұрын
Delet this
@agentfirekid33736 жыл бұрын
LOL
@bootdude75276 жыл бұрын
BLOCK PENIS!!!!!
@puppetcraze76126 жыл бұрын
Mussolini: No one would thoucha our spaget Hitler: -steals spaget- -insert video of mussolini saying spaget-
@pjmackey3736 жыл бұрын
Christ has told me to delete this
@giacomofilosofia7 жыл бұрын
Im offended, and I found this video so Italian....
@lillyie6 жыл бұрын
laughs in Greek
@r.s.3346 жыл бұрын
@@lillyie wtf you guys are italy junior
@azliaheaven5 жыл бұрын
"a man should know when his time has ended, there is not honor in avoid death" that quote come to my mind when i think how they wanted revive the roman empire even when there was no similiar conditions to do so
@GeorgeMHarrison7 жыл бұрын
No one touches my spaghet.
@fristnamelastname55497 жыл бұрын
GeorgeMHarrison *And lives to see another day*
@GeorgeMHarrison7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@haregeorgeson45117 жыл бұрын
Pudding is better?
@GeorgeMHarrison7 жыл бұрын
Hare Gerogeson Hmm.
@haregeorgeson45116 жыл бұрын
GeorgeMHarrison : yea, if you like to eat shit, probably
@PREDMATEUSZ7 жыл бұрын
What if pablo Escobar became a president of Columbia
@namingisdifficult4086 жыл бұрын
HUSAR *Colombia
@georgebush55886 жыл бұрын
Yes
@marrojas60646 жыл бұрын
Well.. that doesn't seem so crazy... he had a seat in the House of Representatives in the early 80's
@HaiFisch_TV6 жыл бұрын
Yessss.. A thousand times yes!
@lorenzorodriguez-ricetti87536 жыл бұрын
COLOMBIA
@Exodon20207 жыл бұрын
Cody, I think you just seriously blew some Alt Right Minds by explaining to them that Nazism wasn't just "whites > all" but in fact "aryans > all" =D
@A_annoying_rodent7 жыл бұрын
Geo Hd just ignore the britosh army with all their native soldiers or the US army with all their soldiers with different backgrounds or the soviets with way too many ethnic groups living in their borders.
@A_annoying_rodent7 жыл бұрын
Geo Hd an actual diverse fighting force were the yanks, since they are from various european descendance, germans, brits, spainiards, french, russians, japanese, chinese, africans all in big numbers, sure the nazis had a few hundred soldiers from various places from around the world but the absolute majority was still german, unlike with the americans. And that comes from a german, from most old photos I see from ww2 here are mostly always germans on it, never saw an actual photo of an black german soldier.
@speedy012477 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough the Japanese were actually placed in the same group as western Europeans. (western Europeans France/UK were placed directly beneath the Aryan's in terms of superiority) That meant Japan was above Italy.
@robot-he6nq7 жыл бұрын
Hi welcome to Chili’s
@francisthepope82907 жыл бұрын
That is not a revelation at all, anyone who is altright is absolutely aware of this fact.
@keikei29423 жыл бұрын
3:02 Just a minor correction, in Hitler's European tier list, Hitler put Slavs at the bottom not Mediterraneans. Also worth pointing out that Mussolini was an inspiration for Hitler and Hitler looked up to Mussolini before the Nazis got power
@TDenterpriser7 жыл бұрын
Slavs were at the bottom of the white list not Mediterraneans
@korpifox54456 жыл бұрын
I believe the nazis introduced the idea for jihad to the muslims or at least romanticized it.
@thinkoutsidethesteeple2536 жыл бұрын
True. However, the ancient Romans should never have accepted defeat by the Germanic tribes because obviously the Germans got arrogant after that.
@wannabehistorian3714 жыл бұрын
Desert King Oh my god that’s actual Nazi propaganda.
@TheRealBileth7 жыл бұрын
For those who are interested, there is an alternative history trilogy of novels called "Occidente", by Mario Farneti, in which Italy gets paid by the Allied to stay out of the war, and then goes on to become a superpower Haven't read it, the premise sounds quite dumb to me
@porter52247 жыл бұрын
I don't know, if Italy's out North Africa would be much easier to win, as well as the general advantage of having less enemies. As well, the 'soft underbelly' could even just let the allies charge into Bavaria without a fight.
@kittensofdeath49047 жыл бұрын
The major problem with Italy in ww2 was that they entered the war to early. Italy was just not ready for a war with the allies and would not be ready until 1942. But they entered anyway and got their shit pushed in by the british.
@evzenvarga97075 жыл бұрын
Rip The Roman Empire 27 BCE-1453 CE.
@hellenicboi145 жыл бұрын
*753 BC- 1453 AD
@jrussianball50335 жыл бұрын
PRESS 'OH YES DADDY' TO PAY RESPECTS
@fatalshore50685 жыл бұрын
@@hellenicboi14 nope. He said empire. That starts with Octavian. Julius if you would rather us also an acceptable answer.
@TheEncry5 жыл бұрын
Hellenic Boi Roman kingdom/republic =/= Roman Empire. Roman Kingdom/Republic/Empire = Roman
@Dover9395 жыл бұрын
@@hellenicboi14 he said roman empire, not republic
@arielshalev68007 жыл бұрын
What if Constantine the Great never became Roman Emperor? Also, what if the Mongols expanded into Western Europe?
@alexr76986 жыл бұрын
But he did! And they didn't. Aaaaand, ROME kicked ass left, right and center for 1500 years! Not a bad record by any stretch of the imagination! Rome Rocks!!!
@xxxhalo4everxxx5 жыл бұрын
Expanding futher into europe then they did would of brought amazing succes at first, for it to then turn into the disaster, the mongol's power depends on their cavalry, which need a massive amount of food, which during campaigns were mostly fed from large grassfields, of which past poland and ukraine europe basically has none, which is why massive horse armies like the mongols had wernt a thing in europe, cause yeah you could keep them fed near your town with grain from your farms, but once you marched anywhere the surroundings coudnt feed them for long, soooo if a mongol invasion doesnt conqeur all of europe within 2 years their horses would die resulting in whoever is still standing being able to sweep away all their gains as the mongols would get their asses kicked by europeans in a infantry slugout
@affekinka72715 жыл бұрын
@@alexr7698 no the romans didint really kick ass they came to your house and said u are roman now duh.
@Kydenius5 жыл бұрын
@@affekinka7271 no no in roman times it'd be like; "you're a second class citizens now. And that is if we grant you the right to be a citizen it'll be for your children, oh and also they have to fight 25 years in the military for Rome."
@lautaroandez48074 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Rome we have roads...
@duncannslade7 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY ANNEXED MY SPAGHET!
@ИосифСталин-е9ъ7 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY EMPIRE!!!
@imperialclassstardestroyer58817 жыл бұрын
Иосиф Сталин *Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
@sharonramsamy90906 жыл бұрын
Иосиф Сталин it’s must be ZE GERMEEEEENZZZZ
@gothadelic93967 жыл бұрын
1:41 he replaced the swatisika with a happy face 😂
@marcoAKAjoe4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wd31854 жыл бұрын
That's cause KZbin doesn't like real history.
@hoticeparty4 жыл бұрын
@@wd3185 its more like KZbin is a company that wants one thing, money. And right now what makes the most money is censorship so sponsors will come back.
@kuhn77707 жыл бұрын
"italian food names are funny". Has a patty named Sloppy Joe
@Pouzdraken6 жыл бұрын
the more funny the name, the more godly :) that’s why spaghetti is on top
@mostlypolitics39577 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY A TOUCHA MY SPEGET
@HeroOfLulz7 жыл бұрын
Mostly Politics This is the comment this video needs.
@mostlypolitics39577 жыл бұрын
Shyam Patel truly
@ジョセフアメリカ7 жыл бұрын
I have an idea: What if China never became communist?
@cretium8055 жыл бұрын
China would've surpassed the US by now, and have a bigger worldwide cultural influence thanks to the absence of censorship
@scicro21433 жыл бұрын
What I get from this: Just because you won the war, doesn't mean you get the spoils
@deyanjani94677 жыл бұрын
Love how the Swastikas are replaced by Smiley Faces so you don't get demonetized.
@BenjaminMellor7 жыл бұрын
What if the New World was more advanced than the Old World?
@caydenl.48787 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Mellor but it already is
@noahparks96867 жыл бұрын
Giganizing Giganium I think he means before the Europeans got there.
@monroecorp96806 жыл бұрын
fuckin space injuns, they'd already have the Apache, SHIT
@kyledayton78296 жыл бұрын
So Sunset invasion
@ii-zj1ox5 жыл бұрын
This is a big joke. Go to any country in the americas they look just... average. Just cause it's called the new world doesn't mean it's more advanced than the "old world". They call it the new world because it was discovered at a later time. And not to mention it's a drug hub.
@raptorbadger31317 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY EMPIRE
@SilverKEYofficialYT6 жыл бұрын
( i speak for italians ) please stop pronouncing Spaghetti in that way... it's really bad for our hears😂
@AndrewCiao3 жыл бұрын
oppure dicono musolini
@asdg1997 жыл бұрын
Somebody touch my Imperial Ambition!
@slips69617 жыл бұрын
REST IN SPAGHETTI NEVER FORGETTI
@Cjnw6 жыл бұрын
NORMIE
@somerandomdude15527 жыл бұрын
they lost because they needed the power of Chef Boyardee
@5_Jay174 жыл бұрын
He never failed to make the Roman Empire He just failed to win
@JuanJDuenas7 жыл бұрын
they would be afraid of Germany touching their spaghet
@Krzysztex7 жыл бұрын
Somebody TOUCHA MY SPAGHET
@memoria87327 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY NEO-ROMAN EMPIRE
@darthjekyll36482 жыл бұрын
No papa telling lies. It's muffin time.
@sireezi91286 жыл бұрын
I’m Italian AND OUR FOOD DOES NOT HAVE FUNNY NAMES
@josephtaylor20856 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti, lasagna, pizza that’s a few
@sireezi91286 жыл бұрын
ITS JUST CIVILIZED
@josephtaylor20855 жыл бұрын
Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word classy is spaghetti
@sireezi91285 жыл бұрын
Joseph Taylor at least our food is not called bratwurst and ours pizza not so silly now?
@josephtaylor20855 жыл бұрын
I never said German foods weren’t named with weird names
@fifthcolumn3887 жыл бұрын
If Italy remained neutral during the war or fell in on the Allies side or formed a neutrality pact with Spain then I think it would have been far more likely that there would have been post war success for Fascist Italy.
@francescopetragnaniciancar82137 жыл бұрын
Tom Orlando Totally
@ArcaneSunset7 жыл бұрын
uhmmm... Spain was neutral to the war in the first place, so maybe you mean some kind of defensive alliance... but yeah, I think Franco and Mussolini could have joined forces as fellow Mediterranean populists :P
@fifthcolumn3887 жыл бұрын
DMB Then Italy would potentially be forced into the Allies along with Spain. Italy's war would have been against just Germany, instead of the entire world.
@fulcrum29516 жыл бұрын
Just ended up being the same as in ww1
@a-drewg17166 жыл бұрын
@@fifthcolumn388 Italy was gonna join the allies if Britain would have given them some of their colonies and if they would have allowed him to take control of some Yugoslavian and Greek lands
@ramonluque18507 жыл бұрын
Over 283 italians have seen this video so far
@albertoamoruso77117 жыл бұрын
Ramon Luque Yep
@burkesullivan90867 жыл бұрын
2 things. 1) What if Lewis and Clark found a Northwest Passage? 2) What if Lewis and Clark found what Thomas Jefferson predicted they'd find? That is: mountains of salt, a race of Welsh-speaking Indians and herds of woolly mammoths, giant ground sloths, and other megafauna.
@Tracer_Krieg7 жыл бұрын
While I can't honestly say what would become of #2, #1 however would have major implications. Today, a comparable parted landmass to a hypothetical Northwest Passage would be the Panama and Suez Canals. A large area that would finally allow the powers of Europe easy passage to the Pacific and of course Japan and China. However, the NP would be hotly contested between the French, Americans and the British. Everyone would want a piece of it, and with the War of 1812 on the horizon, it's very likely it too would be fought over. From this point, it depends upon who retains control. If the British do, then we could see an earlier expansion into Asia, though it may or may not be as successful as it was in the 1900's. If America controls it, then the Americans political and trading power would drastically increase and may even come to rival Europe even further by the time of the First World War,.
@burkesullivan90867 жыл бұрын
CoooOOOoooL
@TheMudKip-ff2tb4 жыл бұрын
Me: sounds interesting *sees video is 5 minutes long* Me: well, didn’t expect much
@aerinax82037 жыл бұрын
did youtube really ban the swastika? even in historical context gotta love it
@TheRezro7 жыл бұрын
I think you need to be registered as historical channel. After all there is many neo-Natzi bullshit here already.
@chooppystick14737 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHES MY NEO-ROMAN EMPIRE
@project31737 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY NEO ROMAN EMPIRE!
@MattCWD6 жыл бұрын
No, I don't mind watching KZbin's ads, not being able tp skip, then listening to your ads. It's always been my belief that the more ads human have to endure the better!
@googleaccount-iu7vx7 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAHGET
@Pikazilla7 жыл бұрын
lol; the swastika is censored with a :)
@TurkishEmpire20235 жыл бұрын
D E M O N I T I Z E D
@hfidyjch74927 жыл бұрын
3:11 n0ice way to prevent demonetisation.
@loudsound17324 жыл бұрын
a little Joke Italian General to German general: Herr Commandant why you wear the Red jacket German: so that in case I get shot the sight of my blood stained clothes would NOT demoralize my men. Italian general turns to assistant: Hey, Vincenzo, fetch me the Brown Pants.
@jamesfra13117 жыл бұрын
Ravioli ravioli, somebody toucha ma spaghettioli.
@ekn_387 жыл бұрын
I like how you replaced the nazi flag in 1:41 with a smiley because of demonetization:D
@TheBlueMapper7 жыл бұрын
I like how he deleted that swastika, but ignored other swastikas in the video
@ekn_387 жыл бұрын
The FinnerXray Where the fuck do I criticize or support swastikas?
@LordXarius7 жыл бұрын
Jezz Ekn 38 it was just a truthful fact plus if the Nazis hadn’t come to power and commited genocide on the Jews or another minority then what they did could’ve happened later in world history has shown in Cody’s and Emperor Tigers Southern Victory series. So yeah I think that also that When Certain events done by Evil people happen they teach people not to those things again if their smart enough to comprehend how evil and vile their acts were.
@LordXarius7 жыл бұрын
Ekn _38 You Didn’t But I’m Just saying that Swatiska reminds people of the and why they shouldn’t do those things Okay.
@mooheadummm94147 жыл бұрын
What if the Christmas treaty of 1914 ended WWI?
@evtycin19685 жыл бұрын
then ww1 wouldve ended
@housedawg-vw9zw3 жыл бұрын
Mussolini would lose half his army fighting Luxembourg
@jflashtw99717 жыл бұрын
"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MAH SPAGET" Mussolini 1943
@badmoth242xl37 жыл бұрын
The Italian army I’m WW2 is like a Firing squad that misses
@azaghallordofbelegost18807 жыл бұрын
Roman legionare-As close as you can get to a perfect soldier,trained,disciplined,able to cross 40km on foot in one day Italian soldier-Mamma mia,whicha way do I shoota??
@mattreswillson18977 жыл бұрын
The italian soldier:He's more useful as your enemy then as an ally.
@federicofossarello46856 жыл бұрын
Bloody Hell Read Rommel's diary...
@Jdawg331986 жыл бұрын
Loving the Smilestikas!
@westproductions1007 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY SPAGET!!!
@halojoe217 жыл бұрын
This is so demonstrably wrong in every way. A timeline where the Axis wins could include an Italy that had a competent military, which was more than possible. They had an active tank program with revolver tank guns, the best airforce money could buy just prior to bi-planes becoming obsolete, and they had a massive militarization program before the war. Move the dates of aircraft purchase forward a couple years, allow them that remiliterization program they didn't get to complete thanks to Hitler starting the war too early, factor in their comparable Mediterranean fleet given free reign with the fall of Gibraltar and the Suez and you'd have a WORLD power. Your scope is narrowed down to Italian tropes. I could go on but that would be several paragraphs of what could have been.
@personhuman22397 жыл бұрын
Well then...
@sorcikator9937 жыл бұрын
You assume Hitler would allow them to rebuild like that. To me, the Nazi victorious against the allies would need a new ennemy to justify their military and their conquest doctrine. Italy would be that perfect enemy, since they are neighbords, big (propagandas make them more dangerous that they are) and not aryans, so sub-humans to them. I personnally think that, a decade or so after their victory, the Nazis would just invade Italy and destroy them, taking their fertile lands and killing the locals to recolonize with aryans youths. The end.
@halojoe217 жыл бұрын
This theoretical would be prior to the outbreak of WW2, not after. @SorcikatorSenpai
@psydrith12 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this video didn't have any real content. It just seemed like something between filler and an excuse to shit on Italy for no reason.
@aram91367 жыл бұрын
when you put a smiley face instead of a swastika to prevent demonetization
@chadkingoffuckmountain9707 жыл бұрын
Green Wave 2018 3:32 and there's swastikas here too
@aram91367 жыл бұрын
lol rip his ad revenue
@planderlinde19693 жыл бұрын
Mussolini: I want to reunite the Roman Empire! Hitler: I Sleep... Hitler when he remembers the Roman Empire held parts of Germany Hitler: _REAL SHI_
@jovanihigashikata36587 жыл бұрын
DID SOMEONE TOUCHED MY SPAGHET??!?!
@BigBoy-fo4tf7 жыл бұрын
Scared Silhouette no
@daednu11977 жыл бұрын
Even though their army was weak, Italy had a massive and very powerful navy, far better than the German Kriegsmarine. So the Italian military wasn’t entirely pathetic, though their army was shit.
@Christoff19967 жыл бұрын
The Gaming Master that’s true, however in engagements with the Royal Navy the Italians always seemed to lack the confidence to engage, seems although they had some powerful ships, their low moral always hampered their effectiveness.
@kaiserwilhelm39337 жыл бұрын
Same today, Italy's navy is one of the most powerful today, but Germany easily beats their army and air force.
@daednu11977 жыл бұрын
Kaiser Wilhelm Italy has two aircraft carriers, germany can’t even muster one
@daednu11977 жыл бұрын
Chris E. Roberts That was Italy’s problem really, even though their army was pretty badly equipped and badly trained, they still weren’t absolutely pathetic. But their moral was so low they were to scared to fight the British in North Africa. For example, when the Italians attacked Egypt, they had a good chance of winning due to their superior numbers. Yet they surrendered.
@die1mayer7 жыл бұрын
What good is a navy if doesn't do anything useful? They couldn't even blockade Malta and stop the british raids on the supply ships for Africa. Numbers alone mean jack shit, battles are won by tactics, with the right skills and equipment. You can't human wave a british tank division.