What If PALPATINE’S PLAN completely FAILED?

[@emilmadsen8286]

The lack of Dexter what-ifs outside this video is almost criminal! :)

[@starwarsquill]

haha

[@UnravelingofLathine]

Riiiiiiiiight, I’m so pumped to see Dex pop up today. XD Quill doing some legend stuff fo sure.

[@ZomboidMania]

Lol fr

[@toddkurzbard]

No. He's the third-worst character in Star Wars. Only #1 the horrid podrace announcer and #2 Jar-Jar are worse.

[@jansonshrock2859]

ngl that would have been a very cool thing to see, dexter's street smarts ending up aiding the jedi more than their force abilities ever could

[@falsehope4421]

Dookus dementia messing with grievous's mind is actually hilarious, anikin didn't even do anything, dookus just straight lied XD

[@DelinquentChibi]

The Dooku story is just like "What if everyone suddenly got hit by the Orb of Confusion all at once?"

[@nieznany777]

How about this: everything goes wrong for Palpatine... but on every step of his plan. Meaning he does well enough to keep trying, but it always blows up in his face until at last it ends him.

[@ohioanempire]

Brilliant

[@razakeldrukata6502]

A suprise to be sure but an unwelcome one

[@TemplarLux]

So basically just “What if Palpatine was a saturday morning cartoon villain?”

[@ManuMOV]

​@@TemplarLux"I HATE YOU, KENOBI!!!"

[@ManuMOV]

No, wait. I have a better one. "DAMN YOU, KENOBI. DAMN YOU!!!"

[@memeboyr6177]

What if the death star blew up instead of Alderaan? In this story, when Tarkin tries to blow up Alderaan, the laser of the DS1 malfunctions and the death star blows up instead.

[@starwarsquill]

That’s a great idea! Thanks!

[@Cyborg_J]

F for Leia

[@captaindæve]

​@@Cyborg_J An aweful sacrifice for the betterment of the galaxy

[@goldengold8513]

Vader & Leia get blown up and Luke never finds his family, they arrive at alderaan as planned but Leia isn’t there, Han continues smuggling, Luke is kinda just there and Obi-Wan is scratching his head.

[@Vigriff]

@@goldengold8513 Pffffft, HAHAHAHAHA!

[@dollarsignmexican]

Jar Jar calling palpatine a fatfuck is hilarious

[@abrakadabra6364]

And pretty ballsy 😮

[@AzguardMike]

what if Maul actually killed Anakin in episode 1 Maul "Master, I managed to fulfil the mission. The jedi, and the child, are no more" Palpatine "Thats okay my young apprentice, you'll have another.... WHAT!?!" Maul "I gutted the nine year old from throat to naval like a Wamp rat. And the Jedi now lay headless in the sands of Mos Espa. All thanks to your training, Master." Palpatine *gritted teeth* "Good work, Maul. Leave me, I have to plan our next move." *Maul leaves* Palpatine "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

[@BingusDev123]

[insert palpatine repeatingly slamming his desk loudly]

[@masterlordthegreat]

@@BingusDev123Nyeh heh heh.

[@laytonjr6601]

Plagueis: so your experiment killed my experiment? Don't worry, I'll use the force to impregnate another woman, and hope this one don't get sold into slavery

[@Rean_Wheel]

Palpatine and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

[@nicomoreno5028]

"Anakin! Help me! The lava is taking ovah!" 😂 This is quickly becoming my favorite Star Wars related channel.

[@lordcardinals]

19:23 the funny part is that jar jar was blinded and still evenly fighting palpatine

[@Megamank-ns3yy]

That means that Darth Jar Jar is stronger than palpatine

[@jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243]

I love the implication that Obi Wan simply walked up to Dooku and cut his hands off while the latter was zoned out, struggling with basic mathematics.

[@glauberglousger956]

I find it amusing considering these are technically possible Extremely Unlikely, but completely possible

[@1969chgoodwin]

In the Multiverse every one of them has happened

[@Robert-u2x]

you gotta love the thumbnail of palatine being disappointed himself

[@darkblades1201]

23:40 love how anakin is ACTUALLY incredibly smart and is running the actual math in his head while Dooku is actually just going crazy lol

[@jonathankemmm95]

Palpatines bad dreams

[@starwarsquill]

Force Terrors haha

[@_out]

0:11 - Scenario 1 5:10 - Scenario 2 10:12 - Scenario 3 15:22 - Scenario 4 21:39 - Scenario 5 29:06 - Scenario 6

[@torik9300]

Everyone deserves a friend like Dex. Thanks for laughter Quill, really needed it.

[@JediMasterZim]

What if in Revenge of the Sith EVERY Jedi on Coruscant at the time were getting the nightmares that Anakin did? Say Palpatine was behind them, and say that he accidentally "overcharged" the nightmares, so to speak...what happens then?

[@ConductorElcrest]

Oh this is perfect

[@laytonjr6601]

Padmé would probably get interned at the Jedi's private hospital and receive the best health care available in the galaxy

[@theguybehindyou4762]

What if Johnny English was a Jedi Knight? “You’re not the real Chancellor! Do you not have the words, “Space Jesus is coming, look busy” tattooed on your bottom?”

[@nobbyfirefly57]

"no wait, don't eat that gummy bear!"

[@AndrewAce.]

Among several other things in this video, the mental-image of Qui-Gon Jinn's mortified expression as Darth Maul gets blown out by his own speeder bike and makes a looney-toons, man-shaped crater in the ground still has me going days later. Thanks man, I can't remember the last time I laughed for 20 minutes straight... 🤣

[@Soundwave_Superior_45]

18:03 Oh my goodness, I just realized it's a freaking "The Boys" reference.

[@dapperbunch5029]

What if Anakin just left when Palpatine told him to choose?

[@dapperbunch5029]

Like “Nahh man I can’t deal with this right now…”

[@soularprimestudios5930]

Simple he chose Padme lol

[@Aqua_Wren]

Good ending honestly. Sidious dies, Anakin probably gets made a Master instantly. Mace was likely planning on proposing that once Sidious was dealt with. Padme lives. All is well.

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

21:40 also knows "Dooku goes KOOKU."

[@DM-Sym]

Dexter is a straight-up gangster in this what-if, ready to help a homey commit an assassination XD

[@captaindæve]

Genuinely love this. Most people take the story so seriously when making What Ifs. But it's nice to hear these ridiculous ones for a change 🤣

[@tomoliver5861]

What if Anakin and Darth Vader were actually two different people as described by obi wan in a new hope

[@asunuk1368]

omg the dooku segment is bringing me physical pain, I majored in math. It's one thing if Dooku couldn't do math, but everyone no that's cringe.

[@izakireemsi2783]

Dooku failed to answer the simplest Math and Anakin failed to answer the Hardest Math.

[@mr.spring-miser3034]

I think it's genuinely hilarious, it's almost as if dooku's Darth side Dementia rubbed off on everyone else somehow.

[@SherbertHusky]

I love that you do comedy what ifs. They are a welcome break from the moree serious what ifs.

[@mentalist7772]

This is going to be good. I would live to see where everything Palpatine plans goes wrong due to the chaos of our favorite Jedi trio of Obi-Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka as well as Har Jar causing chaos on the political side of things.

[@Goldenleyend]

Sneaking in the The Boys scene there was masterful 😂 I can imagine Jar Jar poking Palps "yummers"

[@UnravelingofLathine]

BROOOOOOO. SPONGEBOB REALLY. What a freaking masterpiece of a first story.

[@parkergreen2704]

Palpatine got Smeckledorfed!

[@socialaccount0000]

What if Count Dooku *was* General Grevious? Instead of Grevious, Dooku is the one horrifically injured, so Palpatine places Dooku into the suit originally designed for Grevious.

[@starwarsquill]

Dooku kinda hated how Anakin got a prosthetic. In the RoTS novel he tells Palpatine that a good warrior would have learned to fight with one hand or something. So, I wonder how he’d react waking up like Grievous…

[@socialaccount0000]

​@@starwarsquill It absolutely would be a punishment, yet also intended to keep Dooku useful long enough for Palpatine to get Skywalker on his side

[@Xylospring]

Meanwhile, we have General Shalel who is simply fighting as is naturally.​@@socialaccount0000

[@razercaprisun1261]

@@starwarsquill I would honestly not be surprised if Dooku was very angry and humiliated at having that happen to him. it could even make him go crazy

[@aggrobob1972]

What if Grandmaster Yoda had major beef with Grandmaster Flash?

[@starwarsquill]

Haha

[@veryangryduckpl2122]

There's nowhere to run The ketamine frog walks out of the building*

[@vgregan88]

And the furious Five

[@thetruegoldenknight]

Dexter and Jar-Jar being symbols of George Lucas' playground, yet "reimagined" like this is...wild.

[@tysondennis1016]

When you're playing an evil campaign, but the dice gods hate you.

[@Fenris77]

27:18 Looks like everyone got infected with the stupid virus in this story... LMAO

[@mickmufson1824]

What If Palpatine accidentally gave the nightmares of Padme’s death to Obi-Wan instead of Anakin?

[@cojosox8211]

He'd tell Anakin about it, and Anakin would probably tell Obi-Wan about his marriage to Padme, and he'd admit that he knew but promise he won't tell anyone, and Obi-Wan would probably inform the council, and they'd see that Padme's kids are carried to term, and she's able to survive the procedure.

[@palsky3215]

You should do a "What if Palpatine's plan completely failed: TAKE 2"

[@Tocaraca]

"Doubled?" had me wheezing 💀💀💀💀💀

[@danielharman572]

An oddly entertaining and peculiar video that would have been perfect for April the 1st (April fools day) with just a few tweaks. But it made chuckle to myself a bit.

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

Here's one: What if all humans and Hutt species traded places? (As in, every human was a Hutt and vice-versa)

[@nicholaschisholm7018]

ok nearly killed me there laughing... imagined the jedi council filled with hutts, or Hutt Anakin and Hutt Padme badly flirting

[@JuanEnriqueFloresJr]

Lol. So Han as a Hutt and Jabba as a human?

[@Alex-yy5wo]

jabba the human?

[@sib315]

​@@Alex-yy5wohan solo the hut you are a great hut being jabba

[@CamCrouch04VA]

I like how they went from pretty plausible to genuinely absurd

[@michaelhalford2640]

22:39 Count Dooku and Anakin trying to work out mathematics is as exciting as Calculon doing tedious paperwork from Futurama

[@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051]

Anakin- BOOST THE STABILISERS Obi wan - what are those again? Dooku - I CANT COUNT

[@ragdolinevalenta3312]

What if all the senators are Sith Lords but none of them knows their fellow senators are Sith Lords

[@MayorofHopeville]

Excellent work 47. Good job. 14:40

[@gengarzilla1685]

"Nothing is proceeding as I have forseen."

[@yourbrokengalaxy]

Quill, you son of a gun. You have finally full on joined me in the funny ridiculous side of "What ifs". May you only grow in success. My favorite was probably the first. Have a great day.

[@parkergreen2704]

I request we get a Part 2 to the Nasty Palpy. Maybe Obi-wan and some other Jedi investigate what happened, playing a similar role to those 2 cops in that Spongebob episode.

[@classicnosh]

*What if Count Dooku could not count... haha* - If he were a Duke, Duke Dooku may not duke? :D

[@razercaprisun1261]

that almost sounds like a tongue twister xd

[@teeterharris]

I laughed as soon as Anakin mentioned his powers doubling. I knew what was coming.

[@SpartanS117C]

I'm so glad I woke up to this. It's absolutely beautiful.

[@walnzell9328]

I like to think Dexter is a lot like Jar Jar. Powerful in the Force in an unusual way, but no one, not even he himself, is aware of it.

[@razakeldrukata6502]

A suprise for sidious to be sure,but an unwelcome one each time

[@conquer535]

oh god my eyes, the count dooku one really got me

[@theblackhall1353]

Hey love this video Quill, great one. Also here's one to try one day. But... What If everyone knew Palpatine was a Sith Lord and just went along with his plans only to reveal they knew after he reveals to Anakin hes a sith lord. All to just mess with the man before arresting or killing him.

[@BasicMobilePlayer]

This video rocks, my favorite what if is probably "count dooku can't count"

[@ChristianGibbons777]

Heck what if, Palpatine used experiments involving Death Sticks to evolve his Master’s research on manipulating the midichlorines?? Testing the effects of sticks on them and seeing how the effects are reversed over time naturally when they unweaken going into withdrawal like a drug addict maybe?? Assuming he doesn’t discover or inquired about Yoda’s knowledge regarding the secrets of Spice to add to his research???

[@trash-heap3989]

This is a fantastic handful of silliness, well told and funny to listen to! Great video!

[@collaborisgaming2190]

24:11 As a Calculus Student, this is surprisingly making sense.

[@generalhux1818]

Yoda, speaking for the council: "you are the chosen one Anakin. you are destined to bring balance to the Force" *Anakin, attempting math* " is that.... logarithmic or quadratic balance?" Mace Windu: *looks dissapointed* Obi-Wan: "master Yoda, could we have been wrong?" the rest of the council: *doing mental math, and failing*

[@SlayingSin]

28:09 quickly turned from what if count doiku couldn't count into what if everyone was 420 blazing it

[@kociarzultimate384]

Can you please make longer version of "what if Count Doiku couldn't count" as it was best thung I have experienced in a long time and short runtime didn't do it justice

[@protol5683]

I'm not sure if you take, like, requests or anything like that, but binging through a few of your videos gave me an idea for a wacky Star Wars What If What if Padme had used a body double on Mustafar? She used one throughout most of Episode 1, she used one at the very start of Ep 2, but not once during Revenge of the Sith. So what if she brought one along with her and sent it to talk to Anakin when Obi Wan brings her to Mustafar, and Anakin's so wrapped up in his Dark Side madness that he just doesn't realize it's a fake? I know it sounds sorta insane that Padme would try and fool her own husband with a lookalike, but you're pretty darn good at making incredibly contrived ideas sound reasonable, or at least entertaining!

[@AndyR1982]

During the escape sequence when Obi Wan adjusted levers to let the Falcon escape, he (off screen) changed a couple relay routings. With no real idea what it would do, he then went on to face Vader. Fast forward to the next time the DS1 goes to fire. Everything powers up.... and when the firing sequence is initiated, all the main weapons power is shunted through the hyperdrive system. And DS1 and everything within its gravity well is jumped to an entire different galaxy. Luke and the Falcon included. The Empire and Rebels have zero idea what happened. Leia goes on to be trained by Yoda to stop the emperor as the DS2 is not constructed because of the unknown disappearance of the first. Then Vader goes on to create a new Sith order.

[@rpgcraftsman520]

Okay ngl, the idea of _pulling a SpingeBill_ on Palpatine is hilarious - but the idea of him just _getting stressed from maintaining his image_ and _suffering an aneurysm?_ Please send an ambulance my lungs have collapsed from LOLs.

[@MrPapamaci88]

So basically in most of these stories Darth Sidious was defeated by slapstick humor.

[@realmoftheouroboros8313]

What if lando wasn't home in Empire? What if Palpatine never was a Sith/force sesitive but still as malpititive? What if Luke and Lia where born at the time the invincible hand "landed" What if Lars didn't have enough credits to buy the droids there where looking for?

[@DarthWinterMadness]

Funny enough, when I was leaving the small plot of lands where I have chickens and other animals, I almost swallowed a small butterfly or something. It was at night and my head light probably attracted it. I was breathing heavily, passed in front of my mouth, the rush of air going in dragged it and it almost reach my throat. As soon as I felt it, luckily after drawing a deep breath, I had enough air in my lungs to immediately shoot it out of my throat. It was disgusting. That said, most of the stories are plausible (in the setup at least). Plap's getting something wrong inside his head, an idiot dismissing warning his vehicles gave him, people forgetting how to math (extremely funny it happened to all of them at the same time) or, for this universe, the chip somewhat malfunctioning and giving some sort of cognitive dissonance to the clones. Anyways, it was a great watch usual. My favorites are still the "addict Yoda" overall, whether it's the focus of the story or not, it always comes with a great story time. Cheers from France! 🍻

[@Sraye]

More like "What if the entire star wars universe can't count" This year on Episode 59: Revenge of the Sith,

[@flygonkerel781]

i was wondering where i heard Jar-jar's dialouge before. ITS HOMELANDER talking to A-trainn. nice! i got that reference

[@SvenJensen-d5i]

What if Dexter Jester was secretly a balanced force like Bendu and was super powerful

[@dianesinger9729]

I loved the part with Dexter. Poor Maul almost burning and arrested. Oh the fly in the mouth awesome. I love this group of stories. Thank you!!!!!!!

[@Xylospring]

Art of this must be made. It's beautiful...

[@Operahello]

Please make more of these dumb ones there honestly some of the best I have seen.

[@antiguy3957]

Ah the darth jar jar one is a the boys joke 😂

[@ZomboidMania]

I wanna see "what if palpatine was actually kinda dumb" but this is close enough lol

[@walnzell9328]

Qui-Gon Jinn could've survived if only the Jawas has stolen Maul's speeder's catalytic converter and slashed his fuel line.

[@walnzell9328]

We should get that medical capsule the Emperor wanted! Right, the medical... Trooper? Who was the medical capsule for? General Skywalker is the only injured person here. But the Emperor was going to kill him, right? ...Ooooooh

[@failkingofguitar559]

What if Palpatine fell in love with Windu?

[@darkebuddha]

"It's treason then...~"

[@ChristianGibbons777]

What if Palpatine trained SleezeBaganooooooooh!…. As a backup in case Sky Guy refuses to do die in the light when trying to turn him into Vader????

[@systemshock1139]

I now want a spin off about these clones

[@kendrickprice6463]

OMG THAT FLY WAS DEATH LOL

[@Spartan135]

Final Destination-Star Wars Edition

[@kendrickprice6463]

@Spartan135 LOL ok GOOD REFERENCE

[@ethan24343]

The one with the math stuff was amazing. Everyone is so dumb 😂

[@someguy9293]

What if Anakin had visions of Luke and Leia being born? What if Darth Sidious wasn't elected as Chancellor? What if Count Dooku talked like a red neck? What if Order 66 and 65 were triggered at the same time? What if Dexter Jettster was the Dark Lord? What if Mace Windo was a Gray Jedi?

[@SKsuprakirby]

The Math scenario is hilarious. truly, they ain't strong with the Number

[@hexcellerateofficial]

Here are a couple of ideas: What if Anakin died on Mustafar? What if Darth Bane died during the seventh battle of Ruusan along with the rest of the Sith?

[@emperor_ivan]

that fucking thumbnail is absolutely hysterical lmfao

[@lucasrodillo6739]

Most of these feel like Final Destination, if Death really had a thing for Palpatine

[@tristtrist8549]

What if Luke and Vader went to Disneyland instead of the Emperor in Return Of The Jedi?

[@gilsondiasfilho1858]

Imagine Luke and Vader in Montain Russians.

[@hunternowicki8123]

Lol, and they raid Lucasfilm Studios to confront Darth Kennedy and her Master, Darth Iger the Cunning.

[@john1701q]

Another home run video, both brilliant and ridiculous at the same time.

[@kazemizu]

What kind of Diner does Dexter Run if he can casually come up with a plan to eliminate one of the highest members of the Senate??

[@chat4783]

Food trap is one of the most oldest trap that is nearly impossible to know.

[@fredcourtney03]

So the Count could not count?! Call Seaseme Street

[@1969chgoodwin]

1, 2, 3 HA HA HA HA

[@duelgundam]

Story 1: death by Nasty Patty...except for real. Even better that it wasn't even the food that did him in, just the stress from the city-wide trip. Story 2: "...Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me....." _*dies_ Story 3: ".....damn your overweight ass, Amedda..." Story 4: "MEESA THE PHANTOM MENACE! MEESA'S *ALWAYS* BEEN THE PHANTOM MENACE!" Story 5: _presses ALL the buttons_ "Shit, nothing worked. we're fucked." "...fuck you, Dooku." Story 6: [Palpatine HAS BEEN EJECTED]

[@christhegamingdude3491]

What if Count Dooku didnt predict that there would be two jedi in the main hangar bay?

[@zackcross7190]

What if Anakin died on Mustafar and killed Sidious in his dreams? What if David Pumpkins was a Sith Lord?

[@forexed8948]

Well, Palpatine just got fired, and fired upon until the fires of lava would overtake him

[@walnzell9328]

Darth Jar Jar would've killed Palpatine with his own blade after pretending to slip on the Crimson Crush and grabbing it. Making it look like a bumbling buffoon had just killed a Sith Lord in one move with dumb luck.

[@ultranecrozma7449]

Vone! Tvwo! Ah ah ah -Count Dooku

[@kaspergb]

I came here expecting some fancy alternate timeline, safe to say i quickly realized that this was something much, much better🤣🤣