*_ONLY_* 415.5 years and a $3,733,000 fine? That’ll be chump change compared to later seasons where entire planets and universes start to pop like balloons in his wake.
@BorisBunceNBeanАй бұрын
well now i dont need to watch the video lol
@chairmankurt6562Ай бұрын
how does babykia have a longer sentence
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFireАй бұрын
@@chairmankurt6562 Who?
@chairmankurt6562Ай бұрын
@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire dat one n who had like 67 charges, the rapper
@hybridvenom9Ай бұрын
I agree
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@hattoripool1533Ай бұрын
Imagine how big Rick’s sentence would be if the rest of the seasons and comics were included
@DrGandWАй бұрын
What are you in for?
@Ticklebot_23_69Ай бұрын
@@DrGandWeverything
@Ticklebot_23_69Ай бұрын
@@DrGandWeverything
@SkullEdits32Ай бұрын
0:25 You can charge Rick for Omnicide, which is the definition of death of all life. The charge would be death sentence and $4,000,000,000,000,000. A recent study back in the early 2020's, it concluded that the earth is roughly about that price.
@EstrogenCubingАй бұрын
He didnt kill anyone
@SkullEdits32Ай бұрын
@@EstrogenCubing He did destroy the entire planet tho, it had some life.
@EstrogenCubingАй бұрын
@@SkullEdits32 Yeah that life isnt dead Is cronemberg
@literalfelineАй бұрын
who tf is gonna charge you
@SkullEdits32Ай бұрын
@@literalfeline That's why its never gonna happen, CUZ IN THE UNITED STATES, YOU CAN'T BE CHARGED IF NO JURY CAN BE ASSEMBLED.
@spacekidyt1198Ай бұрын
Size is (mostly) irrelevant. Tiny planet is round, orbits a suitable parent object (star, brown dwarf, black hole or nothing) and has cleared its orbit. Pluto has not cleared its orbit
@ancapftw9113Ай бұрын
I thought it was just a large kuiper belt object, like how Ceres is round but still an asteroid.
@spacekidyt1198Ай бұрын
@@ancapftw9113 it’s kinda that, they’re both dwarf planets because their orbit is crowded, and the crowded regions became the asteroid belt and Kuiper belt
@rawmen2127Ай бұрын
Bro you are so underrated
@AdrianTheAnimator122 күн бұрын
Honestly
@Darknight_smawАй бұрын
0:56 nah he did it while he was threatening to harm mortey and thats stopping a criminal
@wheelooze4655Ай бұрын
If we are gonna split hairs, there’s definitely an argument he used unnecessary force.
@ArlanenicАй бұрын
@@wheelooze4655 an argument to that argument is that frank was using lethal force, causing rick to justifiably freeze him. frank falling and shattering after being frozen was not in rick’s control as he intended to stop frank from harming morty since he left before he shattered and he even intended to unfreeze him
@Darknight_smawАй бұрын
@@wheelooze4655 not really a weapon that immobilizes a threat and depending opon area a citizen can use any type of force to stop a violent criminal even killing them but is very dependent on what state
@thatdamncrow9197Ай бұрын
@@Darknight_smawif someone is actively threatening your life in the moment in order to protect yourself there is basically nothing you cant do as long as its within reason There is a common misconception that you cant defend yourself in some states. But states only vary on stuff like duty to retreat and such
@CutWatАй бұрын
8:48 did anyone else notice that the f slur turns into "you"?
@SpacebuggАй бұрын
God wanted him to know who he really hated
@LaFemmeRoseАй бұрын
At one point he get arrested and when he is asked what he did, he responds with “everything”, and before that a screen listing his charges goes nuts and lists a thousand things in alien text. I think that’s a $12 bail at least
@RaisinHookАй бұрын
the Neutrino Bomb was a dud as said by Morty in S3-E4, this has also happened enough times for Morty to confidently say it's a dud 40% of the time, so Rick has made at least 5 others, (likely more)
@gameknightplays1211Ай бұрын
You forgot that he was pardoned like 19 times
@TerrenceNowickiАй бұрын
The crime breakdown for the turkey episode is gonna be interesting.
@SinBlade06Ай бұрын
Man, can't wait for the next few seasons to see that number climb, and climb, and climb some more...
@ArlanenicАй бұрын
i think the number should climb until the season 2 finale since he does actually get charged for his crimes by the Galactic Federation then return back to zero after the events of S3 EP1
@CutWatАй бұрын
I think the thing that makes small world a planet is the fact that Pluto has not yet cleared it's orbital path, it can be considered a planet once it's the only thing in it's orbit
@Snacc9926 күн бұрын
This being "part 1" of many is crazy Rick is on demon time
@XVI2073Ай бұрын
do the crimes in the simulation count, he didn't actually steal anything.
@alexcat6685Ай бұрын
0:14 you should've mentioned that nowhere in the series is mentioned that he ever got a licence for flying which would be in a pergatory until realising the character wise Rick is not gonna care to get one for his freedom, though thats merely an assumption not a stated fact so instead I feel this one should be left as that.
@BrotherZlox1591Ай бұрын
He obviously said "whoops" that was definitely an accident U-U
@TPSPLAYINGАй бұрын
A bit late but the reason he thought it was a planet was after he noticed it was tiny after he called it a planet
@LeSpydrByteАй бұрын
These videos are amazing, also you should do Morty next, then do If Rick and Morty were charged for their crimes!
@ArthurFord_GammonАй бұрын
0:51 Isn't this also self defence of others?
@plaugedoctor.4674Ай бұрын
I feel like 1:00 shouldn’t count It was a case of defense of others rick into froze him which I think counts as a less lethal force. A lot less letha. As you said the guy fell on his own so Rick wouldn’t be charged with murder
@ItsGameinАй бұрын
i don't get how the freezing death wasn't manslaughter
@davidalejandro441Ай бұрын
I assume he must be using the cartoon logic of frozen people not being necessarily dead. Naturally irl that guy would've been dead long before he got shattered.
@iluridxАй бұрын
He literally explained it
@ItsGameinАй бұрын
@@iluridx death was caused by rick's negligence, if he hadn't froze him he wouldn't have died
@ArlanenicАй бұрын
@@ItsGameinbut it shouldn’t be a charge in the first place since rick can use the argument of defense since frank was threatening morty with a knife, showing intent to kill
@The_Super_PoodleАй бұрын
6:04 technically technically, he was gifted it. The devil said “Here, take this blah blah blah something about it sees more than something”
@heavyrain6012Ай бұрын
When I was making the video I remember him saying something like, “maybe you have use for a microscope” rather than “here have this microscope” thats why It made it into the video Sort of like advertising rather than gifting
@ArthurFord_GammonАй бұрын
9:05 Second guard just looked on XD
@JmasterPullmizterАй бұрын
So who got 40 years and 2mil fine for covid?
@Official-FunnyGuyАй бұрын
That would be me (this is joke)
@YannisKarageorgiouАй бұрын
The thumbnail alone Jesus, but then you realize the citadel alone counts as mass murder after what he did to all the Morties
@kriss3401Ай бұрын
a planet isn't fully named so based on size
@poopy-m6lАй бұрын
ive been waiting for this thanks!
@ryotuishiowa9919Ай бұрын
0:40 Rick should be charged with omnicide, he blew up a whole planet and he would get a 4 quadrillion dollar fine and a death penalty.
@Chaz_FlamezVRАй бұрын
bro prob has infinite in fines, and infinite jail time
@crystallyplАй бұрын
wouldnt the neutrino bomb be attempted omnicide?
@ArlanenicАй бұрын
1:07 this shouldn’t be a charge since rick was defending morty from harm
@chazohara172Ай бұрын
Unnecessary force
@ArlanenicАй бұрын
@@chazohara172 rick saw a threat, swiftly dealt with the threat by freezing and did nothing to him afterwards. the fact that he fell and broke into pieces was not under rick’s control
@babl103Ай бұрын
10:20 it isnt an controlled substance if it isnt even discovered on earth by earth law that is, but we are going by that standard
@jamescarter2130Ай бұрын
Bro you could totally be a lawyer
@ZelkataАй бұрын
to be fair Ruben's death was not Rick's fault
@VankoGNАй бұрын
Is this a reupload/remake of an old video?
@HuyNguyen-lm5uyАй бұрын
baby kia got a longer sentence
@AphroditesEletricSexinessАй бұрын
do the other seasons please
@VankoGNАй бұрын
4:04 shouldn't it be DUI? I guess it's just a typo
@VankoGNАй бұрын
Now I understand, it's FLYING under influence
@Komokuru29 күн бұрын
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB -a scientist that doesn't care 10:10
@scorpdelord883Ай бұрын
it atleast 1k dollars for driving without a licence when the fk did the 250k randomly come from XD and best a week in jail
@ARandomPlayerCalledNarrowАй бұрын
Bro u forgot Rick making a protest group in a episode that’s that ai Rick/j
@Stranger-gl6ieАй бұрын
I remember where peopele argued with me that Beth is worse then Rick I am gona tell them about this video hahaha
@ResaAcerfinАй бұрын
9:05 you mean police officer?
@Danielg-t7gАй бұрын
4 centuries 15 years and 5 mouths
@thelie6992Ай бұрын
only season 1
@alexcat6685Ай бұрын
8:48 we'll you should've gone into unique reasons why they all count, as with the devil it was completely unprovoked, the others have unique aspects. Neo Nazi? Nazi believer just merely assocaites with a bad idea and thats it, just a bad opinion and since rights were made for the purpose of you being able to live with people you don't like this would count. Same thing with the Homoist, though a thing about god was never anything against supercifical qualities, bro just wanted you to be good people thats it no matter what you were. The other too are valid because they both did something more morally wrong, Bully forced incedent nudity and the man choked his dog in dragging it. The bully would probably be on unccerary force, as he would likely be minor, though in defense of the kid. The Dog abuser, I do believe it as abuse as compared to tugging to suggest something to the pet through no verbal communication he used way more force Pulling it forward, dragging the neck and chocking it, so this one I would be confident in saying should be not a crime because in self defense of a innoncent animal. I'm still meh on the bully though I lean on the bully doing an actualy bad action so then it would be self defense of another person. So it would be 2x Battery charges additionally instead.
@LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH111Ай бұрын
amazing
@sethevans5318Ай бұрын
That’s it?🤨
@SchizoHivemindАй бұрын
For season 1
@Franz_Josef_von_HabsburgАй бұрын
Cool
@Stranger-gl6ieАй бұрын
9:04 he was about to be stabed in the balls for eternity every 10 seconds that has to make Rick legaly justified to run away from being tortured
@koopaon1052Ай бұрын
First I think
@Elainesss101Ай бұрын
100 coment
@ShinyYanmaАй бұрын
3rd
@jo1981noАй бұрын
6th
@endlessxfantasyyaАй бұрын
2ND???
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.
@someonebody4594Ай бұрын
Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.