What if Rick Sanchez was CHARGED for his Crimes - 1

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

*_ONLY_* 415.5 years and a $3,733,000 fine? That’ll be chump change compared to later seasons where entire planets and universes start to pop like balloons in his wake.

[@BorisBunceNBean]

well now i dont need to watch the video lol

[@chairmankurt6562]

how does babykia have a longer sentence

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

@@chairmankurt6562 Who?

[@chairmankurt6562]

@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire dat one n who had like 67 charges, the rapper

[@hybridvenom9]

I agree

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@hattoripool1533]

Imagine how big Rick’s sentence would be if the rest of the seasons and comics were included

[@DrGandW]

What are you in for?

[@Ticklebot_23_69]

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[@SkullEdits32]

0:25 You can charge Rick for Omnicide, which is the definition of death of all life. The charge would be death sentence and $4,000,000,000,000,000. A recent study back in the early 2020's, it concluded that the earth is roughly about that price.

[@EstrogenCubing]

He didnt kill anyone

[@SkullEdits32]

@@EstrogenCubing He did destroy the entire planet tho, it had some life.

[@EstrogenCubing]

@@SkullEdits32 Yeah that life isnt dead Is cronemberg

[@literalfeline]

who tf is gonna charge you

[@SkullEdits32]

@@literalfeline That's why its never gonna happen, CUZ IN THE UNITED STATES, YOU CAN'T BE CHARGED IF NO JURY CAN BE ASSEMBLED.

[@spacekidyt1198]

Size is (mostly) irrelevant. Tiny planet is round, orbits a suitable parent object (star, brown dwarf, black hole or nothing) and has cleared its orbit. Pluto has not cleared its orbit

[@ancapftw9113]

I thought it was just a large kuiper belt object, like how Ceres is round but still an asteroid.

[@spacekidyt1198]

@@ancapftw9113 it’s kinda that, they’re both dwarf planets because their orbit is crowded, and the crowded regions became the asteroid belt and Kuiper belt

[@rawmen2127]

Bro you are so underrated

[@AdrianTheAnimator1]

Honestly

[@Darknight_smaw]

0:56 nah he did it while he was threatening to harm mortey and thats stopping a criminal

[@wheelooze4655]

If we are gonna split hairs, there’s definitely an argument he used unnecessary force.

[@Arlanenic]

@@wheelooze4655 an argument to that argument is that frank was using lethal force, causing rick to justifiably freeze him. frank falling and shattering after being frozen was not in rick’s control as he intended to stop frank from harming morty since he left before he shattered and he even intended to unfreeze him

[@Darknight_smaw]

@@wheelooze4655 not really a weapon that immobilizes a threat and depending opon area a citizen can use any type of force to stop a violent criminal even killing them but is very dependent on what state

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@Darknight_smawif someone is actively threatening your life in the moment in order to protect yourself there is basically nothing you cant do as long as its within reason There is a common misconception that you cant defend yourself in some states. But states only vary on stuff like duty to retreat and such

[@CutWat]

8:48 did anyone else notice that the f slur turns into "you"?

[@Spacebugg]

God wanted him to know who he really hated

[@LaFemmeRose]

At one point he get arrested and when he is asked what he did, he responds with “everything”, and before that a screen listing his charges goes nuts and lists a thousand things in alien text. I think that’s a $12 bail at least

[@RaisinHook]

the Neutrino Bomb was a dud as said by Morty in S3-E4, this has also happened enough times for Morty to confidently say it's a dud 40% of the time, so Rick has made at least 5 others, (likely more)

[@gameknightplays1211]

You forgot that he was pardoned like 19 times

[@TerrenceNowicki]

The crime breakdown for the turkey episode is gonna be interesting.

[@SinBlade06]

Man, can't wait for the next few seasons to see that number climb, and climb, and climb some more...

[@Arlanenic]

i think the number should climb until the season 2 finale since he does actually get charged for his crimes by the Galactic Federation then return back to zero after the events of S3 EP1

[@CutWat]

I think the thing that makes small world a planet is the fact that Pluto has not yet cleared it's orbital path, it can be considered a planet once it's the only thing in it's orbit

[@Snacc99]

This being "part 1" of many is crazy Rick is on demon time

[@XVI2073]

do the crimes in the simulation count, he didn't actually steal anything.

[@alexcat6685]

0:14 you should've mentioned that nowhere in the series is mentioned that he ever got a licence for flying which would be in a pergatory until realising the character wise Rick is not gonna care to get one for his freedom, though thats merely an assumption not a stated fact so instead I feel this one should be left as that.

[@BrotherZlox1591]

He obviously said "whoops" that was definitely an accident U-U

[@TPSPLAYING]

A bit late but the reason he thought it was a planet was after he noticed it was tiny after he called it a planet

[@LeSpydrByte]

These videos are amazing, also you should do Morty next, then do If Rick and Morty were charged for their crimes!

[@ArthurFord_Gammon]

0:51 Isn't this also self defence of others?

[@plaugedoctor.4674]

I feel like 1:00 shouldn’t count It was a case of defense of others rick into froze him which I think counts as a less lethal force. A lot less letha. As you said the guy fell on his own so Rick wouldn’t be charged with murder

[@ItsGamein]

i don't get how the freezing death wasn't manslaughter

[@davidalejandro441]

I assume he must be using the cartoon logic of frozen people not being necessarily dead. Naturally irl that guy would've been dead long before he got shattered.

[@iluridx]

He literally explained it

[@ItsGamein]

@@iluridx death was caused by rick's negligence, if he hadn't froze him he wouldn't have died

[@Arlanenic]

@@ItsGameinbut it shouldn’t be a charge in the first place since rick can use the argument of defense since frank was threatening morty with a knife, showing intent to kill

[@The_Super_Poodle]

6:04 technically technically, he was gifted it. The devil said “Here, take this blah blah blah something about it sees more than something”

[@heavyrain6012]

When I was making the video I remember him saying something like, “maybe you have use for a microscope” rather than “here have this microscope” thats why It made it into the video Sort of like advertising rather than gifting

[@ArthurFord_Gammon]

9:05 Second guard just looked on XD

[@JmasterPullmizter]

So who got 40 years and 2mil fine for covid?

[@Official-FunnyGuy]

That would be me (this is joke)

[@YannisKarageorgiou]

The thumbnail alone Jesus, but then you realize the citadel alone counts as mass murder after what he did to all the Morties

[@kriss3401]

a planet isn't fully named so based on size

[@poopy-m6l]

ive been waiting for this thanks!

[@ryotuishiowa9919]

0:40 Rick should be charged with omnicide, he blew up a whole planet and he would get a 4 quadrillion dollar fine and a death penalty.

[@Chaz_FlamezVR]

bro prob has infinite in fines, and infinite jail time

[@crystallypl]

wouldnt the neutrino bomb be attempted omnicide?

[@Arlanenic]

1:07 this shouldn’t be a charge since rick was defending morty from harm

[@chazohara172]

Unnecessary force

[@Arlanenic]

@@chazohara172 rick saw a threat, swiftly dealt with the threat by freezing and did nothing to him afterwards. the fact that he fell and broke into pieces was not under rick’s control

[@babl103]

10:20 it isnt an controlled substance if it isnt even discovered on earth by earth law that is, but we are going by that standard

[@jamescarter2130]

Bro you could totally be a lawyer

[@Zelkata]

to be fair Ruben's death was not Rick's fault

[@VankoGN]

Is this a reupload/remake of an old video?

[@HuyNguyen-lm5uy]

baby kia got a longer sentence

[@AphroditesEletricSexiness]

do the other seasons please

[@VankoGN]

4:04 shouldn't it be DUI? I guess it's just a typo

[@VankoGN]

Now I understand, it's FLYING under influence

[@Komokuru]

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB -a scientist that doesn't care 10:10

[@scorpdelord883]

it atleast 1k dollars for driving without a licence when the fk did the 250k randomly come from XD and best a week in jail

[@ARandomPlayerCalledNarrow]

Bro u forgot Rick making a protest group in a episode that’s that ai Rick/j

[@Stranger-gl6ie]

I remember where peopele argued with me that Beth is worse then Rick I am gona tell them about this video hahaha

[@ResaAcerfin]

9:05 you mean police officer?

[@Danielg-t7g]

4 centuries 15 years and 5 mouths

[@thelie6992]

only season 1

[@alexcat6685]

8:48 we'll you should've gone into unique reasons why they all count, as with the devil it was completely unprovoked, the others have unique aspects. Neo Nazi? Nazi believer just merely assocaites with a bad idea and thats it, just a bad opinion and since rights were made for the purpose of you being able to live with people you don't like this would count. Same thing with the Homoist, though a thing about god was never anything against supercifical qualities, bro just wanted you to be good people thats it no matter what you were. The other too are valid because they both did something more morally wrong, Bully forced incedent nudity and the man choked his dog in dragging it. The bully would probably be on unccerary force, as he would likely be minor, though in defense of the kid. The Dog abuser, I do believe it as abuse as compared to tugging to suggest something to the pet through no verbal communication he used way more force Pulling it forward, dragging the neck and chocking it, so this one I would be confident in saying should be not a crime because in self defense of a innoncent animal. I'm still meh on the bully though I lean on the bully doing an actualy bad action so then it would be self defense of another person. So it would be 2x Battery charges additionally instead.

[@LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH111]

amazing

[@sethevans5318]

That’s it?🤨

[@SchizoHivemind]

For season 1

[@Franz_Josef_von_Habsburg]

Cool

[@Stranger-gl6ie]

9:04 he was about to be stabed in the balls for eternity every 10 seconds that has to make Rick legaly justified to run away from being tortured

[@koopaon1052]

First I think

[@Elainesss101]

100 coment

[@ShinyYanma]

3rd

[@jo1981no]

6th

[@endlessxfantasyya]

2ND???

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.

[@someonebody4594]

Random guy: What are you in here for? Rick: Everything.