Yeah, but have you ever seen Usain Bolt get chased by Donovan? Guaranteed Bolt hits Mach 1.
@Gihmpy2 жыл бұрын
Yes I do🫡😎
@rockerdude80002 жыл бұрын
he more motivated. bolt gets a metal Donovan gets that Schulz ass
@monarchistheadcrab88192 жыл бұрын
Gambino be like: I like me some silver coins
@that-pixel_guy76362 жыл бұрын
3:29 “My man’s was runnin as fast as humanly possible” 🤣💀that always gets me
@dougmaiorino81842 жыл бұрын
I seriously havent laughed that hard in a long time 😂 I was not expecting that at all. Dope special Shulzy!
@shamachelon2 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared, it’s 3:30 am where I am, I almost CACKLED
@jordan-s2 жыл бұрын
I just heard that as I was reading this comment lmao
@imcontemptwithlife41552 жыл бұрын
People in the crowd didn’t like the joke, bunch of sensitive nitties
@fayepatrice16722 жыл бұрын
The worst Jamaican accent humanly possible!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sourabhjogalekar38428 ай бұрын
"don't pass him the stuffng, he's had enough stuffng" HAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH MOST COMIC LINE EVER IN THE UNIVERSE
@brandonface9172 жыл бұрын
This man has put every bit of his special forward and backward out. Gotta love him for it.
@montemccarty65122 жыл бұрын
It's really smart. His shows will be " The Show "....he and Dave Chappelle have that it factor.
@brandonface9172 жыл бұрын
@@montemccarty6512 get people liking your comedy, putting yourself out there, trusting your knowledge in the craft. Gain the audience then take that chance by selling a special. Then thank the fans by making it free anyway. Bold and risky. Paid off literally in the end.
@montemccarty65122 жыл бұрын
His Hawaii set was awesome. Locals don't like tourists..he went in..studied their culture...and came at them with truthful, hilarious jokes told with nothing but love for everyone. Be has that it factor. They loved him. They will take comedians money. They don't love love many of them. This is him in a nutshell. He adapts to his environment better than any current comedian.
@h20lucifer242 жыл бұрын
Where can I watch his special at?
@theboogeyman98132 жыл бұрын
Only one going forward and backward out was my man Donovan.
@bradenyznbrgr93972 жыл бұрын
I'm happy this dude is picking up in popularity, he's been killing it lately
@JuniorFigueroaStreet2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing him on that show Guy Code on MTV a decade ago, he was the funniest dude on that show bar none
@soundwaves24532 жыл бұрын
It’s because the world is tired of cancel culture bs. He’s exactly what we need
@hadilayyad61472 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t he canceled for being racist lmao
@DavidNYC832 жыл бұрын
His big shows are funny asf, but his small shows where he has audience interactions are insane. He is THE KING of audience interactions. But I love that he’s scaling up too.
@tonymarselle88122 жыл бұрын
Only hacks pass crowd work as material. Shultz knows.
@chade76692 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you didn’t buy the special. Noob
@Cptyash2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree, although I prefer his crowd work even more 😁😁
@lonnysimpson29052 жыл бұрын
@@Cptyash s'$x Zac xxx*
@lukegriego55842 жыл бұрын
Can’t like this comment cuz it’s at 420
@jamesharrison658 Жыл бұрын
a guy was sexually assaulted near a river which me and a female friend used to walk down, she then said she felt unsafe going down there anymore until the rapist got caught "you feel unsafe? I'm his type!"
@seansteel33265 ай бұрын
LOL !!
@Anemonol5 ай бұрын
@Dirpitzgenerally not true. There’s usually a type.
@JasminMiettunen4 ай бұрын
@DirpitzI don’t think they usually have a “type”, but they still have a sexual orientation and bisexuals are a minority.
@RobbyBoy1674 ай бұрын
@Dirpitz serials 9 times outta 10 have a type
@fountainchristain4 ай бұрын
@Dirpitz no most serial killers/rapist have a type
@Dj_Nizzo2 жыл бұрын
That last joke was was DEEP! From the Jamaican Olympic runner, to the Cool Runnings chant! This man is on the trajectory to be an all time great.
@yeltzin05222 жыл бұрын
No he not
@cratos9002 жыл бұрын
@@yeltzin0522 How can you determine that?)) You got some comedy measurement app on your iphone?)))))
@kodyyoung8672 жыл бұрын
Such a good movie but an even better spin for the joke😂
@vasisphu32392 жыл бұрын
Racist
@kcrelax33302 жыл бұрын
@@vasisphu3239 shut up
@pzooka2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t even go on that rowing machine you just teasing them with that” I appreciate this joke so much for the double meaning
@janmunce4962 жыл бұрын
To be able to take a topic such as rape in a park and somehow turn it into a comedy bit just shows how talented a comedian he is. Stay safe everyone
@oconnorjoanis83582 жыл бұрын
Cuz violence towards men is fine while violence towards women is a crime. And Shultz knows this
@natpeterson83132 жыл бұрын
@@oconnorjoanis8358 Facts the unfortunate society we live in lmao
@Frostjotnar2 жыл бұрын
@@oconnorjoanis8358 I think it’s more that men joke about that kind of stuff more so it’s considered okay to joke about it, women usually don’t make those kind of jokes
@chromiyum68492 жыл бұрын
@@oconnorjoanis8358 cry about it
@pandaman13312 жыл бұрын
@@chromiyum6849 Don't worry, if this one day happens to you we won't cry about it. We will make sure to laugh about it.
@abdallasa70772 жыл бұрын
The part about not changing their habits is true. My ex girlfriend and my sister are both examples I've noticed. We had shootings in night spots 4 weekends in a row, we all watch the same news, they still went out to the club.
@flamelover17462 жыл бұрын
Yolo
@katwilliams29502 жыл бұрын
Nah. Imma still do it, might wait a couple weeks, but I'll def carry more things to protect myself. Keys between fingers, pocket knife, pepper spray, and I'll probably go when there's more people
@flameron12 жыл бұрын
@@katwilliams2950 not gonna stop a bullet 🧐
@cousinzeke4888 Жыл бұрын
@@katwilliams2950 Keys between fingers, lol. Guns exist you know, get one.
@Rostam. Жыл бұрын
@@cousinzeke4888 Who knows if guns are legal where she lives
@GIBBO41822 жыл бұрын
Hilarious bit! “Rest assured…I was running as fast as I could!”
@DavidNYC832 жыл бұрын
Some might say he was “cool running”…that part killed me.
@DamonBeelerTV2 жыл бұрын
That shit took me out bro
@vendettajaq79102 жыл бұрын
Superbly crafted series of jokes right there. Even went in for the dicey Jamaican accent - crowd worked it and I did too. This guy is on a rocket ship.
@davidjavier21522 жыл бұрын
I love comedians that talk about really dark subjects tastefully. Let alone, Shultzy is THE masterclass of ethnic humor and turning that dark subject on himself. Seriously, an amazing bit. Been my favorite for a while and will continue to be
@connaeris82302 жыл бұрын
"Tastefully". Sure. He started from serial killer and turned it into anal sex. Very funny and very on topic.
@bimates26906 ай бұрын
His audience wasn't a bunch of sensitive people either.
@HikingSouthernCalifornia2 жыл бұрын
The only guy who can joke about rape and not have anyone get upset about it.
@honeyst61332 жыл бұрын
Because he’s actually good at making jokes
@HikingSouthernCalifornia2 жыл бұрын
@@honeyst6133 I don’t disagree
@shaderoberts47312 жыл бұрын
Nah bill burr can too
@bardockssj7082 жыл бұрын
@@shaderoberts4731 fr
@rw56222 жыл бұрын
Jokes are funny tho. You probably talking about the folks who talk about rape and pretend it's a joke when everyone criticizes them and declares the whole human species has lost their sense of humor and everyone is so sensitive these days.
@jayr5mitty3512 жыл бұрын
This man literally had me over here crying and had me deceased when he did that Jamaican accent
@janellbrand4448 Жыл бұрын
Yelp
@stettypoo83582 жыл бұрын
I’ve had the worst day today, but I can always rely on you Schulz, to turn my sadness into laughter. Thank you! ♥️
@Leleeve2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this much in like a month. The Jamaican accent took me out 🤣🤣
@MarduksonofEa2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the audience, how fun that must be.
@sebastianrubio9282 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that, imagine behind you there's a black guy and he's called Donovan.
@shogrran2 жыл бұрын
not in the first row i assume
@LegalSC2 жыл бұрын
I mean...you're allowed to do so if you wanna. You should.
@christopherkinson232 жыл бұрын
I have been to his show in Boston he is awesome!
@Fyi666612 жыл бұрын
I was at this show, it was amazing. I was drunk lmao
@BWT5992 жыл бұрын
Andrew's job is to make those not laughing in the background to grow a sense of humor. He knows it won't happen overnight so he cuts the middle man for his specials. Dude is on it.
@zach_reee59822 жыл бұрын
I love andrew man he's so funny in literally any context
@TheTorresms2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@aadarshsingh242 жыл бұрын
I'll just wait for this man to put up the whole special on yt dont even need to pirate nothing
@thebeautifulgamethapa42272 жыл бұрын
😁
@vibhu97252 жыл бұрын
@@thebeautifulgamethapa4227 torrent se krle bro.
@kennygiard2 жыл бұрын
Andrew Schulz is on pace to be among the ranks of Dave Chappelle, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor. His comedic timing and ability to read the room is unprecedented. I may have a new hero.
@qwerty-rh6ht Жыл бұрын
Wtf?
@Avajsb-rv7gw6 ай бұрын
I think he’s surpassed Dave. Dave is a good comedian, but I feel like he has a problem just…using his comedy shows to rant instead of actually making jokes. It’s getting old. Don’t get me wrong he still makes good jokes and shows every now and then, but you gotta get lucky to get one where he doesn’t rant for two-thirds of the runtime.
@geneie60506 ай бұрын
@@Avajsb-rv7gwi honestly disagree. His jokes are on another level
@DougvL0082 жыл бұрын
And I thought seeing how to get away with murder was a red flag. "Guy who kills nuns, guy who kills children, cooking show" I'm definitely keeping an eye out for that. Thanks for the good laughs Andrew.
@katharineschaefer17062 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so much! I was stalked and typically don't find jokes about this topic funny at all. They just upset me and are not for me, but this was so funny and almost refreshing, thank you!!
@syedarizvi72902 жыл бұрын
Hey, hope you feel much better. Stay safe and enjoy your life because you deserve to!
@bimates26906 ай бұрын
Going by the logic of how typically this goes, that wasn't that bad. Could've been worse.
@lilykep4 ай бұрын
@@bimates2690 the psychological trauma that comes from stalking is extremely damaging. If you're assaulted, as long as you're not dead, you can find a way to move on and heal eventually. Being stalked is like living in the tense moments of a horror movie, but all the time. You feel like you have to be on your guard 24/7 and the second you let your attention slip your stalker remind you that they're watching you.
@rishabhsharma39082 жыл бұрын
Been following you since 2018, it's great to see you getting the recognition you deserve.
@blast26862 жыл бұрын
Follwing like a serial killer
@yehheapsmadaybut2 жыл бұрын
But he's not even that funny
@VanellaSchnellaDACRU Жыл бұрын
God, so glad cool runnings is something I’ve seen… this had me rolling in tears
@anothergenericgamer_2 жыл бұрын
This aged like fine wine 😂💀 This guy knows what he’s doing lol
@vampyretime1772 жыл бұрын
🤣
@MrTheTomahawk2 жыл бұрын
it amazes me how much u push the borders without getting in trouble lol. part of it is the sheer brilliance of the jokes hope u have a long career
@that_dam_baka2 жыл бұрын
0:42 I spat out my water. And I have tears in my eyes. I'll die of dehydration after watching to many of Andrew's videos.
@ACertainWay2 жыл бұрын
3:46 *"Quick! Pan to the nearest black man with dreads to show he's laughing and its okay"*
@ShitYourself72 ай бұрын
He wasn't black and they weren't dreads
@yungmayne4362 жыл бұрын
“Gotta bring his ass to dinner to tell my family”😂😂😂
@AaRey72 жыл бұрын
That Jeff Dahmer Netflix joint is gonna be liiiiiiiiive
@treetrain2 жыл бұрын
Schulz has mastered his game! so happy for him and proud of him!
@kamungala40202 жыл бұрын
The jamaican joke has to be the funniest thing I have heard this year so far. Watched the whole set and man you funny.
@d.u10092 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 There are some jokes that just hit right and makes you roll on the floor laughing. Even when the subject isn't appropriate for some people , somehow Andrew always pulls out bangers. Keep doing you bro, we need more of you out there.
@DannyTheMenace.2 жыл бұрын
Schulz really became my new favorite comedian. Never fails to make me laugh
@ferryhermawan98822 жыл бұрын
"FEEL THE RHYTHM." IM DEAD LAUGHING AT THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Agk3los Жыл бұрын
Dude I was not ready for a fucking Cool Runnings reference hahahaha. Got me dying in the office and people looking at me weird.
@EnlightenedOne902 жыл бұрын
Lmao that ending was so hilarious even Andrew struggled to hold back the laugh.
@elsieyeet52722 жыл бұрын
I’ve been binging his stuff lately and honestly schulz just goes to disprove the “OMG CANCEL CULTURE IS RUINING OUR COMEDY” crowd, his jokes based on ethnicity and dark subjects aren’t good because they’re edgy, but because he genuinely has good comedy. Id say because it’s base is still upon making people laugh rather than to convey any sort of actual belief. His jokes are politically loaded without being political, such a cool dude!!
@billbadson75982 жыл бұрын
Cancel culture isn’t just now ruining comedy. It’s an evil behavior that has been ruining all of human civilization intermittently since before we had writing
@cynthiaholland132 жыл бұрын
@@billbadson7598 it just shows it's not cancel culture it's just calling people out who are actually racist or hateful or stereotypical. It can be done like this guy does it and no problems.
@billbadson75982 жыл бұрын
@@cynthiaholland13 that's literally cancel culture, how do you manage to even spell words?
@elsieyeet52722 жыл бұрын
@@billbadson7598 my point was literally about you bro 💀 people who think “cancel culture” actually inhibits comedy are just bad at comedy. not saying cancel culture is a good thing but people should be able to call out hateful people hiding behind the guise of “comedy” when they are just hateful. Schulz is not one of these people.
@billbadson75982 жыл бұрын
@@elsieyeet5272 My point is you have room temperature IQ, champ, and your taste in comedy reflects that.
@Weekend6582 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen Andrew so invested into a set. Love this 🤣😭🤣😭💀
@GuardianDarkAngel Жыл бұрын
"if serial killers went after men" I'm pretty sure there was a documentary about something like that recently >.> *eyeroll*
@fusionex15702 жыл бұрын
Do you ever get to a level where you can’t laugh because you admire so much the work and the art of a comedian? That’s how I feel about Schulz! Man continu elevating suffering through the best medium ever created by human kind! Pause!
@DhirC352 жыл бұрын
1:47 bro wtaf was that movement lmfaoooooooooo i had a coughing fit
@m.a.c.boogiegemologist21582 жыл бұрын
Schulz is Already a Classic Comedian!!!😎😂😂😂
@Amentalhealthchannel2 жыл бұрын
Jeffery dahmer literally went exclusively for men
@asafoetidajones81815 ай бұрын
There are (literally) dozens of serial killers who focused on or exclusively victimized men (or more commonly, boys and teen males). This is the traditional serial murderer/r---t or killer with psychosexual elements. If you count people who kill for practical reasons, like to get money, men are much more likely to be victims (80% of general homicide victims are male).
@Amentalhealthchannel5 ай бұрын
@@asafoetidajones8181 yeah but we’re talking about deranged serial killers who do it for pleasure. John Wayne gacy is a good example too. I’m pretty sure almost all his victims are male
@asafoetidajones81815 ай бұрын
@@Amentalhealthchannel that's exactly what I'm talking about too. Dozens of serial killers in the traditional definition.
@DH_CR70784 ай бұрын
Dennis Neilson, John Wayne Gacy, Dean Corll…
@Janu-lj9hf4 ай бұрын
@@AmentalhealthchannelNot just any males, his targets were teenage boys. So technically he was a child predator which isn’t the same as going after adult men or women.
@mariusroyal18852 жыл бұрын
You're a real one, Andrew. Quality all the time.
@neonzombies88162 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he funded this himself and didn't let the big corp ruin or water down his comedy. Also big W cause he made mad money that the corp couldn't have cause they wanted to be woke
@acojo8205 Жыл бұрын
Which corp? Netflix funds Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Joe Rogan specials all the time.
@neonzombies8816 Жыл бұрын
@@acojo8205 yea but Andrew Shultz came out in a interview saying that he funded it himself because when he went to corp with some of his jokes they wanted to rewrite, re word, take out jokes they deemed unfit and too offensive
@ytcmbt2505 Жыл бұрын
@@neonzombies8816 And thus make less money. Corps are so out of touch with reality.
@alexren1948 Жыл бұрын
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@prasaanthmanohar18902 жыл бұрын
There was an actual case of a man who got raped in a park in London. Can't remember when this happened. But I remember thinking.. No one's safe 🤦🏾♂️
@deathpyre422 жыл бұрын
And there were serial killers who went after men, like Jeffrey Dahmer.
@erincoco6122 жыл бұрын
Yes.....now that men are being attacked it's a problem....meanwhile women deal with this every. Single. Day.
@Fasa_Lee2 жыл бұрын
@@erincoco612 It’s incredibly rare for either men or women to be attacked by strangers. It’s far more likely to happen to men tho. Violence is only a problem when it happens to women lol. That’s why so many people think women are in more danger at night when the statistics has consistently shown that men make up the majority of victims.
@anthonytran88502 жыл бұрын
Just a joke on perception of how things are. But yea. Although unless the serial killer has a preference simply being smaller leads to you being more likely to be a target put simply. But yea it’s good for everyone to be alert
@erincoco6122 жыл бұрын
@@Fasa_Lee that's completely false. Women are assaulted every five seconds or less. Save your misogynist crap.
@RuskePerson2 жыл бұрын
"If a single man in history was jogging in the park and got raped..." Well, I have bad news for you...
@BloodMarine512 жыл бұрын
Was he dressed in a Batman suit?
@anotherrandomguy8871 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a male rape victim who legit was raped by a person on the street, and then hearing that
@Iron_Thunderstorm2 жыл бұрын
Andrew, thank you. For all of it. Your work might never be recognized for how important it is. You’re helping real life every day average Joes make it.
@maxh46512 жыл бұрын
Dude what tf are you talking about
@daviebroy91742 жыл бұрын
The Cool Runnings reference did it for me. I am crying LMFAO
@joshraphael95112 жыл бұрын
I'm legit crying laughing at my work desk right now. One of the funniest bits I've seen in a while!
@aryanmalik7386 Жыл бұрын
Love your content man..Absolutely amazing💯💯
@existingiscool14422 жыл бұрын
I'm so fucking glad I was born at just the right time in history to listen to this guy
@jvil79712 жыл бұрын
Man I miss this! Been working on ship for 3 months now and internet sucks. Thanks Andrew!
@ihavenoenimies992 жыл бұрын
no matter how many times i see this its funny af
@amarboulezaz63582 жыл бұрын
man you never disappoint, everytime you are upping your game! you are definitely becoming my fav comedian ever
@chillones95742 жыл бұрын
Every time I need my face hurt I come watch Schulz run as fast as humanly possible to avoid that stuffing, hahaha.
@tayyytertottt Жыл бұрын
I am one of those women who's a big horror/ crime shows/ serial killer documentary fan ❤️🤣 also I was a victim of ra*e and I tell you the way that I just started dying when he said " naked rap!st with tennis shoes on running behind me" usually I would be offended but this was executed beautifully! Well done
@demonkil6283 Жыл бұрын
I dont know but someone running at you naked with running shoes on even if he is tryjng to rape you is a funny image in my head i just imagine a comepletely focused face on the man running to snatch my booty
@PlanetOfTheAztecs2 жыл бұрын
Andrew is a top level culture appropriator, BRAVO !!! 👏
@JoeKing8372 жыл бұрын
@Finally 🅥 f i
@JoeKing8372 жыл бұрын
@Finally 🅥 🤡🤡🤡
@Raypenchids Жыл бұрын
Honestly one of the best original jokes ive EVER heard. Showed all my people at work. We all died
@randomclips__4422 жыл бұрын
Watched the special like 4 times already but I’m still watching these clips🤣
@juliantanderson9Ай бұрын
One of the best specials. And dont think too much about the first 1.5 min of this bit because you will be heartbroken
@LordMisunderstoodSnape2 жыл бұрын
He's making us see things we didn't think we could. Meanwhile some people in the audience thinking if it would be politically correct to laugh and have a good time.
@natpeterson83132 жыл бұрын
@Kunal Atreya Facts lmao saw some of those people too he had my crying from laughter I gotta go to one of his shows in the future 🤌🏿💀
@montgomerybojangles86442 жыл бұрын
His bits are so immaculately well thought out and put together
@HoodG3052 жыл бұрын
Funniest comedian of our time!!! Thanks for all the va laughs bro!!! 😆
@elysesanders972 жыл бұрын
This is so true about me. Love them serial killer documentaries. Relaxing to watch at night. 😆
@natpeterson83132 жыл бұрын
@Elyse Sanders I be shitting myself watching it at night but I love watching that kind of stuff at night 🤣 spooky videos too lol
@pandaman13312 жыл бұрын
My sister and mother too. Especially my mother is weird. She despises horror movies because they are scary and she can't fall asleep. But watching documentaries about real life seriel killers is fine? Can someone explain this to me?
@elysesanders972 жыл бұрын
@@pandaman1331 maybe because horror movies aren't usually realistic and can be more scary, but real life serial killer documentaries intrigue her. I love horror movies but cover my eyes when it's really disgusting, yet I hate haunted houses and can't stand being scared in real life. Lol
@pandaman13312 жыл бұрын
@@elysesanders97 For me it's the oppsite. Because horror movies are not realistic I don't find them scary. But serial killers are real, that can really happen to you. Watching that stuff regularly would make me paranoid. But she can watch whatever she likes. I don't have to understand it 🤷♂
@graemetang41732 жыл бұрын
I love a bit like this where it retroactively feels like it was built backward from the absolutely ridiculous ending. Like picture Andrew watching Cool Runnings and that punch-line pops into his head and he's like, "damn how do I work this into my show"
@williameubank64662 жыл бұрын
Your comedy is awesome Andrew!!!
@harshchelani98962 жыл бұрын
I have watched this clip 50 times by now.. just can't understand how the f he got the perfect comic timing. The last Jamaican part is one of my favorite comedy bits out there.
@Him_Dante2 жыл бұрын
Bro you are genuinely funny af 😂😂😂
@KingCity3332 жыл бұрын
That Cool Runnings reference 🤣🤣🤣
@betull72 жыл бұрын
1:03 soooo true 😭😭😭
@CL-ew7wh Жыл бұрын
Lol this guy is currently the best comedian out there 😂 Much love from ireland
@dylanreed24552 жыл бұрын
lmfao! cool running’s
@GIBBO41822 жыл бұрын
You got your lucky egg? 🥚
@SR25ApexPlayer Жыл бұрын
The cool runnings reference had me rofl. 3:36
@PurpleGhost6662 жыл бұрын
I was trying not to laugh, it was hard but I was doing it, but the his Jamaican accent, and I just couldn't hold it. 😂😂😂
@coinbot1742 жыл бұрын
Keep it up and you'll be top 10 all time, no question.
@AreaFiftyJuan2 жыл бұрын
I didnt stop laughing from this special since it started and ended...and still afterwards.
@kadelu1137 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this Andrew. Was feeling really shit and now I'm smiling again
@justmezkut10up2 жыл бұрын
There's very few comedians who can walk that fair line of uncomfortably funny, but Andrew is definitely amoung those few....... I spit my damn beer out when turned on that Jamaican accent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kelsblu2 жыл бұрын
🇯🇲 DWL Jamaican here. When he said Donavon I choked and laughed until I was wheezing. 🤣
@lisar.2712 жыл бұрын
You always have to have a palette cleanser when binging true crime docs/podcasts. I like to break mine up with Reno 911, The Office or The Golden Girls and a few bouts of Words with Friends.
@dallaspark91004 ай бұрын
Holy crap, I never laughed so hard, I'm subscribing
@beastsir90002 жыл бұрын
Legend
@theyearwas14732 жыл бұрын
This was gold. You wrote a good bit.
@yurielcundangan90902 жыл бұрын
It appears that Schulzy achieved the rent-free status
@jessdavidson5942 жыл бұрын
Ive been watching you for past couple years i appreciate all the content you put out on your channel
@robertkeime49072 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius
@salomiecampbell65832 жыл бұрын
This had me rolling! As a Jamaican I approve this message.
@kevinmartinez14772 жыл бұрын
I don’t mean to kill the joke 😅 but there was a homeless serial killer (Dorangel Vargas) who was cannibal that openly said that women and children he respected so much he didn’t kill any woman or kid, Instead his target were athletic males who were jogging around. He refused to eat old people as their meat was "tough and contaminated", he avoided eating fat people as he was concerned about cholesterol, and he would not touch women or children as he considered them to be "too pure".
@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.68522 жыл бұрын
kids are more of a Christmas treat anyway.
@daniellau58592 жыл бұрын
Cannibal with standards. Respect
@bandersnootch11 ай бұрын
I fuckin lose it at "FEEEEL DA RHYTHYM" every single time
@AlexH47742 жыл бұрын
At 2:47 sounds a lot like Chapelle
@MsNeanna6 ай бұрын
I discovered this man only, like, ten minutes ago and I've already almost thrown up laughing too hard. If anybody ever leaves his show early, it's because they're fearing they'll have a heart attack😂😂❤❤
@sixtimesthree14432 жыл бұрын
3:17 😂😂😂😂😂
@mattjordaan276 Жыл бұрын
This dude is an absolute master. His crowd work stuff is amazing.