What If You Stopped Masturbating?

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[@escanorsama2026]

Day 26 - DIAMOND IS NO LONGER THE HARDEST THING ON THE PLANET

[@11111653]

ikr 😂

[@topstar3739]

girls are cute asf

[@Tenzinforeal]

@@topstar3739 lol

[@joseviu969]

@@topstar3739 Even the guys are getting cute:P

[@raskreiak1467]

lol I had urges against the ugly woman too. All girls are on wanted lists . Yabai( this is bad)

[@bluewhaleproductions57]

Nofap day 1348: I won Rock Paper Scissors with the mirror

[@cherif4585]

hold up !!!

[@Firewolf702]

Neo confirmed

[@menace2societies]

Day 2005th I winked at the mirror and it laughed.

[@itsthannotthen470]

Bruh, there's a ghost in your room.

[@Ethan-uf4wq]

Simple glitch in the simulation, sometimes u have to reboot the software

[@3rebornxd]

I'm almost 2 months with no porn and masturbation. Not sure if there are health benefits, but definitely feel an increase in confidence.

[@hornymunda7405]

How you control please tell me

[@3rebornxd]

@@hornymunda7405 Just find other stuff to do! Make your schedule so busy!

[@JaideepSinghGhuman]

@@hornymunda7405 start by changing your profile name😂😂😂

[@_andresss07]

you about to explode

[@deadspiderjmortal2604]

@Focus Online Tuition That just sounds like self-harm

[@yourmine7376]

I'm on day 40 It's really hard to control urges when you are alone 😥 But after watching this I'm motivated again and will definitely achieve the 90days challenge 🙂🙂

[@ImprovingLife57]

@@holmes3288 after how many days it was tough for you to control? I am on day 5

[@kahki2704]

Day 683 - until I broke it

[@mayasrm]

how is it going? lighten me

[@WS-47ha]

It`s even harder if you are recording how many days you stopped fapping

[@David-gt5nm]

@@kahki2704 why?

[@Disappearit]

Day 1- Pray for me Day 365- *BRING ME THANOS!*

[@chuss_wali_sarkar]

Does it helped u?

[@kamronmarshall9985]

You wanna fucc thanos?😂

[@killotonsclips9500]

@@kamronmarshall9985 LoL, WTF😂

[@kamronmarshall9985]

David Arovich im serious tho

[@martevionhawkins3020]

@Yb_Amツ to you

[@thomasturner6980]

Just ask no nut Novemberers

[@Asakedia]

Im 18 and never did this thing, disgusting.

[@keyanasmith131]

*No Nutvember*

[@Igorex95]

@@Asakedia you're 13 and lying, i know

[@deltabeta5527]

Genius 😎

[@Asakedia]

@@Igorex95 why would I?

[@SpongeBath_ShitPants]

Quitting porn is extremely difficult compared to quitting other addictions. I think this is because, unlike other addictions, porn addiction is deeply intertwined with the reproduction part of the brain, and reproduction is one of our strongest primitive instincts. Your brain doesn't panic quite as much when you quit other things; however, when you quit porn, your brain thinks that you've gone from reproducing multiple times a day to zero times a day. It's going to severely punish you for this because it thinks you've suddenly given up on your biological imperative. This is probably why PAWS (Post-Acute Withdrawal Syndrome) seems to last longer with quitting porn than it does with quitting other addictions. I've seen several anecdotes on the NoFap forum in which people said that quitting nicotine and alcohol was infinitely easier than quitting porn, and there was even one person who said that it took less time to recover from quitting a cocaine addiction.

[@otakumangastudios3617]

I think people think way too much about the physical aspect of sexual intercourse, but not acknowledged that, the biggest psychological aspect of it all, is actually, it’s part of our being to expressed love to our partner and receive love to our partner through sexual activity. There’s also been a direct correlation with porn addiction and being extremely lonely, not to mention, if someone is extremely lonely, they might feel unloved, and so porn kind of superficial he feels that hole for them, also oxytocin can be released during sexual intercourse, so then if they don’t masturbate to porn all the time, and are lonely, their brain will perceive it As restriction of affection

[@jovanobates3835]

Amazing point truly it does make sense.

[@ceoofaesthetics5281]

when i attempt to quit porn i get physical symptoms such as anxiety and chills. It is exceedingly difficult to quit

[@Von.NorthEnd]

And Drugs you have to pay for but porn is free and easily obtained.

[@pleasureisgood5957]

Lol what's the point of quiting porn anyways? Feels good,helps me get that dopamine injection before I go to work and costs me little money and have health benefits like preventing prostate cancer and parkinson disease. Now ever heard about cocaine? It's not easy to quit,only does harm,can lead you to heart attacks and OD. And let me tell you it's HARD to quit. Least I was able to. A person I knew got so addicted he robbed his own parents and beaten up his girlfriend cuz of that.

[@onyx5676]

Your addiction will not disappear until you acknowledge its existence, and direct all your awareness and energy to overcome it

[@BowlofNachos]

Yep

[@slickysnake9175]

NoFap Journey: Day 1: mission failed

[@ahanranjith]

Get up & Try again

[@lookwhatudid5095]

We'll get em next time

[@adityaanuragi6916]

Lmfao I'm dying reading all these comments from this video 🤣🤣

[@gl0starzent583]

Lolll i just stop today but when i do i keep on

[@jinxsauce5095]

A never ending loop

[@charlestygrove]

I was literally on Pornhub when I got this notification.

[@lauriniemisto6498]

Lucas Tygrove go back ,son 😥

[@mislavanocic]

me 2

[@kennethmonson]

Watching Bee Movie no doubt.

[@E.C.01]

Me 3

[@laxus7764]

Lol

[@since2133]

I noticed that a week after I stop masturbation I get those happy hormones and it makes me feel real good and nostalgic which makes my life a lot better.

[@Abanoub7]

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”🙏 I will start the confrontation today 2/3/2022. I wish you success, happiness and joy.

[@xaveviler4054]

How'd it go?

[@AntNvrt]

​@@xaveviler4054He found out his leader is phony who hides and ignores

[@seanpeters3690]

Who else is trying to quit and came here to avoid giving into temptation?

[@misaelc150]

Keep it up bro, we can!

[@machoblade]

😂😂😂 wow literally my current situation

[@siratulmustakim3076]

Reduce it to twice to thrice a month but dont quit.

[@alcardespear2446]

@@siratulmustakim3076 dude, I can't do for two month. Because I need to eat a medicine to fix my hormone.

[@awllypollyas8292]

This sucks man

[@cranberrywb100]

"Polishing the pearl" that’s the first time I’ve heard and I think it’s the cutest name for masturbation ever 😂

[@dollazNzentz]

cranberrywb100 same I got a good chuckle out of that.

[@yoshatabi]

Lmao I sent that to my gf as soon as I heard it.

[@harshvardhanverma2890]

hell yeah..that was so funny..i paused and listened that part again 2 times...XD

[@voravincii]

Y’all late

[@ThaFashionAssassin]

For women: Double Clicking the Mouse!

[@Shadow-dr3mh]

"Masterbation improve immune system" Covid19- "finally a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary!"

[@shivsaranshtv5101]

Nofap day 4567: Reality no longer seems transparent and I have ascended to the 5th dimension.

[@Tiernan422]

I have not gained this power at day 5,912. Explain?

[@HalitZiyaKARTAL]

Im only over 1k :/ not even 2k

[@azrael4457]

@@Tiernan422 You probably missed something crucial. For instance, in day 1,000, you should have already attained enlightenment. And in day 3,000, you had already became a Beyonder and had already ascended to the Beyond Realm. Those are the key steps in attaining supremacy fast. If you didn't do those steps, it would take much longer.

[@aryyancarman705]

@@Tiernan422 wetto dreamu

[@gamerkinetingz4135]

Why are u always lying shivsaransh?

[@heynowww.]

After 37 years of no-fap, I have learned how to bend a spoon with my mind.

[@MarcoVAZ1991]

Well thats not very useful

[@az6420]

@@MarcoVAZ1991 r/woooosh

[@Gamer25891]

@@az6420 I use r/wooosh all the time on people and that was a cringy timing m8, he actually made some sense, there are way greater powers other people have achieved with the no fap challenge.

[@Gamer25891]

@@az6420 az yeah those are the kind of jokes that go around with no fap, with people achieving inhuman powers though that guy was right, with the powers I've heard from other people as jokes bending a spoon is pretty useless and to achieve that in 37 years, damn, I know I'm getting too much into the joke but I like discussing things, that's just who I am 😋

[@tsuyamaiboido]

._. hm after 17 years with couple of wet dreams i learned the meaning of life but it would be cul to bend a spoon one day

[@Yasin07091]

Quitting porn was one of the best decisions I’ve made in my life.

[@sugmaballs3999]

sigma

[@bigben3226]

22th November 2021 Day 4: The hardest addiction I'm fighting with till now. Feels like it's impossible for me but I'll hang on with Jesus by my side I'm sure I'll win over this.

[@king-ij1ly]

bro have u felt tired or deprived of sleep?

[@benextraanimates7398]

I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO THIS WITH JESUS WE ARE STRONG

[@MrCassett]

How did it turned out?

[@Versuffe]

@@MrCassett yeah..

[@Techtastisch]

Too much of everything is not good for you. The only thing you should stay away is the addiction. Find a healthy balance.

[@Mulmgott]

*The only thing you should stay away from is the addiction* und *Too much of anything...* - Sorry, musste sein. Hätte nicht erwartet dich hier zu sehen. xdd

[@ashish9399]

What balance should we achieve master

[@MrMrjack18]

Yeahh balance is the word... too much of everything is wrong, we can masturbate but not cross the line !!!

[@Techtastisch]

The balance of the ultimate fap!

[@JohnSmith-yi9cp]

@michael TMI

[@Emilianolokocho123]

day 54 of not masturbating. my body aches and i am unable to move physically. i have mastered the art of levitation which is the only way i get around now. i keep having dreams of mathematical equations one of which has allowed me to create dark matter. but at what cost..

[@OfficialKisa]

What did it cost?

[@zeronova1484]

@@OfficialKisa, Too much...

[@mattmurdock0016]

11 days and I don't need to drink water anymore

[@royalt9280]

3 days in, this old lady lookin kinda ...💦👵 need some calcium?

[@kedkravei8634]

After 100 days of no fap, would you reach higher dimension? Transcend to higher being.

[@theclickening6668]

Masturbation is not a problem. But, when it becomes an addiction, it is.

[@davedroors104]

No nut November starts: Day 1: ok Day 2: getting there Day 3: mission failed.

[@Xenethus]

I made it until day 18

[@rosalieholland25]

All due to TikTok girls😂

[@flashgamer9857]

@@rosalieholland25 😂😂😂

[@Serendipityismy]

@@rosalieholland25 disgusting

[@johnnym6748]

Fr longest I’ve lasted is like a week

[@tommyfishback8262]

NoFap day 8: I won a staring a contest against the sun

[@chillboy1578]

W

[@habibiolivencia2998]

_Damnnnn_

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

NoFap day 1: 🤏this small

[@user-ko3wg6jm7t]

Congratulations you are blind 👏🎉

[@razzakksa]

😂😂

[@lnbg7098]

Wow... The way you explained all was pretty smooth. Very helpful, thanks!

[@cynonim6353]

Damn, I really need this. I’ve been doing it since I was 12. I’m almost 16 now! (In just 18 days) It really does feel good but now I know that masturbation doesn’t cause cancer. So yes, thank you very much for these helpful facts!😄

[@connergalles7106]

I was 13 or 14 when i started doing it and i stopped around 16 or 17, luckily. made me depressed but after a few months i became happier

[@kaizeneditz1511]

@@connergalles7106 can you talk about the sperm quality after 7 or more days

[@connergalles7106]

@@kaizeneditz1511 I dont remember that. I just didnt do it for months and never went back to it again but my thing was like butter when I had a wet dream

[@wxc9076]

@@kaizeneditz1511 You can’t really tell speed quality unless your a trained medical professional n this dudes a 16 year old

[@wxc9076]

@@connergalles7106 What is that supposed to mean 💀

[@jayclovted]

quest: no masturbation difficulty: MAX

[@carloslopes1140]

Nice plot for a "Mission Impossible" movie

[@misfits141]

Mission Failed.. we'll get them next time!

[@Max-vb6le]

My name is max

[@yogrit1412]

Real talk haha

[@SciencewithKatie]

I wonder how many people in that study were honest 😛

[@Trump145]

I do it a lot, so if they were to ask me I would be honest.

[@puisangcheong6253]

None.

[@jahraccoon1396]

Dumbfuck he ment the people who "Stopped" masturbating

[@uss_04]

Maybe they thought that it was only monthly, not weekly/daily ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@RisheekKambleMVME]

Do do 😆

[@vladimirputin48]

Feels so happy to share that it has been a year since I am on no fap

[@mink33]

2 years here brother...

[@munja5533]

How do you feel guys please describe 🙂

[@munja5533]

@@mink33 Hiw do you feel guys??

[@abdallahgepril7571]

Go go Vladimir

[@guy_1698]

Day ???: I can destroy galaxies with a thought.

[@nikhilnicky7810]

Sucess secret : shut down internet completely...and get updated through only in office computers

[@Krixotronick]

*attempting no nut November* Wet dreams: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@FilipMakaroni_xD]

I give you one free pass for a wet dream in no nut november

[@Krixotronick]

@@FilipMakaroni_xD Much appreciated

[@Kirokill1]

They don’t count

[@l.lawliet1984]

That doesn't counted

[@yashbhai152]

Ya bro right

[@ElGrandePadre]

1:55 Sperm: I don’t feel so good.

[@chfubb]

This needs more like XD

[@thatretrocattt]

When thanos snapped

[@valzalel5203]

lmaooo

[@1whoDoesSimply]

@@thatretrocattt Not only did the people die, but also the sperms. Sad. Half the universe's male's sperm just gone.

[@tiktokgirl007]

when thanos fapped

[@Avatar-dt8ii]

It’s been 4 days, 3rd day was my biggest challenge yet, almost failed.

[@alexbolg6455]

How you been bro

[@abrahamlincoln6922]

Don’t lie either, you start lying to others and you’ll fool yourself too. We have to help each other stay accountable. And this shame we feel should not only motivate us to do better but it can bring us as men together to fight. I personally have never been addicted to popcorn without the opc, but I figured out early that my little friend was more than just a pee hose. I mean like my best estimate is 2-5 years of age. (Could even have been sooner I’m not sure) So early that I hadn’t even got the sense to be embarrassed and just did it around where ever. So as you can imagine I’ve got a heavy reliance more so than most. In 2020 I got pretty far I’m not sure how long but around the 3 moth ballpark and out of the blue it just kinda happened. Late 2021 and I’m trying again made it six days and I fooled around and I ended up doing it again. Started November 1 even though self improvement shouldn’t be confined to 1 month I thought I would try starting here. Tips don’t fool around down there, don’t look at suggestive imagery. Doesn’t even have to be nude necessarily, and if you see it on a channel or short just block that channel immediately and go about your day. If an urge comes, use that built up frustration to go on a run or exercise. Also take it time by time. “Not this time” Works similarly to “just one more” in that it’ll repeat more often than not. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk honest Abe out.

[@abrahamlincoln6922]

Also at night just straight up put the phone down an hour before bed and get a good nights rest. Drink enough water and eat enough food. An idle mind can get the best of you and with the enemy at your fingertips it’s best to not take chances.

[@hokumdog]

Porn addicts will literally come up with any excuse to defend their pathetic addiction

[@Frobe8]

Excuse? It’s a disease, and a complex one.

[@gglass6071]

that's good that you want to comfort porn addicts

[@brandanimations3790]

@@gglass6071 Ma boy, he's not talking about people trying to escape from the addiction but rather those trying to justify it, text interpretation seems lacking here...

[@amg5560]

After 30 days of nofap I can now see through walls, picked up seven new languages and learned kung fu.

[@MrSupercar55]

Okay. Let's see how well you picked up the new language. Excuse moi monsieur! Parle vou Francais?

[@Buttermi1kJesus]

MrSupercar55, we get it, you can speak French.

[@ashwinmehre9141]

How come you learn so many languages in such a short time span?

[@Jenna-ts8fl]

Ashwin take classes 🤷🏽‍♀️, I’m taking french one rn. challenge yourself to learn a language and do it.

[@ashwinmehre9141]

@@Jenna-ts8fl yeah I will give it a try. I wanna learn Italian....last summer i completed German basics.

[@qqn4531]

I'm on day 10 of nofap. God it's hard sometimes, especially when I'm in bed. During the lockdown it's even harder

[@samueltong8061]

You can do it, I believe in you.

[@qqn4531]

@@samueltong8061 thx dude

[@44bulldogbuddy]

I’m on day 290 and you’ll get there, what I did was punch myself anytime I thought about that sh!t and it worked

[@qqn4531]

@@44bulldogbuddy I don't know if I'll have the courage to punch myself but thx for the advice xD

[@abedbarjous5390]

@@qqn4531 try fasting it really helps

[@adrianramos3915]

2weeks in and anything looking bad. That’s the hardest stage

[@GretgorPooper]

Dude, this video is full of priceless stills that would be great out of context lol.

[@AquiThompson]

Break Addiction 1. Delete your browser/History 2. Put kids mode on (until your good ) 3. Journal / Read/ Paint / Video games 4. Go outside in nature (walk,run,hike) 5. Block Explicit Content 6. Pray 7. Work Out Everyday

[@ervin5219]

Thanks bro 🔥

[@andrewsolaris6769]

Thanks brother

[@galvinacha9649]

@@kadumpabin6188 can you send me your contact number so u tell me more

[@unripetomato4312]

3, 4, and 7 and key

[@jeagerjeager9171]

@@galvinacha9649 send me yours and I will tell you everything

[@guccicarl8414]

R.I.P to our No Nut November fallen soldiers 😔🙏🏽

[@thatguy1764]

Respect

[@abdullahshamim4787]

Iam one of them

[@Bobtheconqueror42]

F

[@Shavitrod]

F

[@coolstoolgames8374]

Failing in no nut november gives soldiers ptsd Porn induced testosterone suffiency decrease

[@Fuk_living]

It’s doesn’t matter what a study says jerking off just messes with the brain and motivation

[@demonthunter809]

No matter how long you do something if you stop for more than seven days it's all in the mind after.

[@junnyballoony6609]

*Time to delete my watch history*

[@LetsGetSmarted]

what were you even searching for? i got here from recommendations

[@thriller008]

Watch history*

[@junnyballoony6609]

@@thriller008 thanks m8

[@HZ-qj3yc]

*incognito mode* 😏

[@piano_master_5246]

Chrome: CTRL + SHIFT + N Firefox/IE (as if anybody uses that): CTRL + SHIFT + P Turns off history

[@wsphh2692]

i havent fapped in 103 years and now im immune to the pain of stepping on legos

[@spongebobboi3655]

Error: *code* 341 now I have diabetes

[@Dlsjskekeodkdj]

OMAGAD

[@emersxn420]

*Error: 404 wig not found*

[@subscribetoinstantlydie7939]

Error code: Prostate Cancer has entered the body

[@wsphh2692]

Subscribe to instantly die haha great

[@omardegwy164]

It’s easy to say “a study found” and say whatever you want as fact.

[@uglychncj7088]

*Headphones entered the chat*

[@thier_n0996]

Turkey Thanks hahaha I was looking in the comments if I wasn’t the only one

[@brianboru175]

Have America scum blamed Putin yet?

[@Irmaanshow]

😂😂😂

[@DanielSambar]

_Teenage boys would like to know your location._

[@keepsmiling5937]

Hehehe

[@cookie123.]

dude I see you everywhere.

[@notascam7808]

...

[@birdy5475]

Hello mate

[@JuliaCastilloMx]

Why you almost don't talk about femenine masturbation?

[@Tolby_Jackson1]

I'm watching this video bcuz I typed in "what if" and this is the first video that popped up...poor guys

[@AjaySharma-en3vg]

It's been 17-18 days since I have not done it ,it's the longest time i have controlled my self from masturbating I would like to give some tips 1: don't go to watch porn no matter what. 2: keep yourself busy all the time.

[@MasonMallak]

*Day 113* - I can see through walls.... so I looked over at a woman’s change room.. *Day 0* - This time its for real

[@mercydichaba8642]

this is so familiar😢

[@testicleetus5298]

Yes Officer John, that one right there

[@MrDenisGaming]

Oh shit! there you go again!.

[@Banditxam4]

Looked in woman's change room and masturbated Then lost all the special powers😂😂

[@hugostevenson7426]

@@mercydichaba8642 u got this, don't worry

[@itsmim6726]

This is how my brain summarised this video: No But Yes

[@epicchungus6867]

same

[@knightmareco]

Yes but in moderation.

[@redwhites3651]

Fr

[@apexspyder8994]

Same

[@DMSProduktions]

All stupid!

[@Jeff-fp8qx]

I don't remember the last time, I masturbated I just randomly do once in a while which is really surprising considering I used to masturbate once or sometimes even more than that every single day. I achieved this by trying my best to controlling my masturbating urges and, most importantly, improving my life in general. I worked out, journaled and even meditated and its worked for me. We have been trying to cure the symptom of a problem instead of tackling the problem itself

[@shifty4567]

He just failed NNN and is trying to convert us all from the cause. Stay strong brothers!

[@vor0g]

Still staying strong

[@tepuia1088]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NGrumman]

HES COPING DONT LISTEN TO THE HERETIC

[@foeshotgaming7004]

😂😂😂😂

[@user-hm3ni1wd3f]

are you being funny? or is this serious?

[@th-uc8zu]

My sleep gets better but im tierd

[@6a617b]

Day 100 NoFap - When my phone rings in a theater the movie pauses.

[@RoYal-xz5ch]

Day 10000- you become god

[@rockmatt9406]

LMAO

[@omnipresentcatgod245]

Day 69420 NoFap - You ascend to the 5th dimensions.

[@donthypemeup]

This comment is golden lmao

[@pretty948]

Day 1000: When my phone rings during dinner my parents stop eating and leave

[@user-gf5gy6ju2q]

*MOM I GOT AN VIRUS ON MY PC AND WHEN I TRIED TO UNINSTALL THAT MY PANTS ACCIDENTALLY SLIP OFF*

[@DiamanteDea]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT

[@zapid6733]

Uninstall*

[@zanystvn1061]

Only real ones will know

[@iceypumpkinhead]

LOL

[@kghawking1346]

Thats so old lmaoo

[@kevlardude]

At this rate I should be invincible against prostate cancer.

[@HITTAGAME]

🤣

[@HITTAGAME]

I saw that too

[@jacob8311]

Day 40, that's harsh man... But worth it

[@10ansu]

Day 1 - Feeling Good! Day 1 - Feeling Good! Day 1 - I really need to get to day 2

[@acejoker1477]

I'm pretty sure you put in a typo why is everything day 1

[@acejoker1477]

@sussy youtuber I'm sorry I thought it was a typo but now it makes more sense and I feel stupid

[@acejoker1477]

@sussy youtuber also who uses woosh unironically and Sussy KZbinr I'm pretty sure among us got killed and is dead in the water

[@acejoker1477]

@sussy youtuber I think most people would agree Among Us is kind of dead

[@acejoker1477]

@sussy youtuber I misread the comment I thought it said I need to get back to day 2 Pretty much I'm stupid yeah this round goes to you

[@ShelbySakamoto]

I should be studying.

[@PragmaticDany]

Ey me too! But I'm on my poop brake

[@stayontrack]

Shelby Sakamoto You're studying up on beating the meat

[@tianas.6813]

this is studying

[@Jeyblox]

This is more important

[@thelatenightgamer2624]

No you shoudent

[@TaeMurphy_.]

I was on day 10 but now I gotta start over to day ask the lord to fully pull me out of this I was mad at my at my self I feel like this was a test to see if I would get mad at myself again. I used to be 3 months clean almost 2 now I gotta push for that again 💯 & will threw out the week my goal is to challenge myself and stop for 7 days and even more💯 this just boosted my confidence into stopping and with everything else god just showed me I ain’t alone🙌🏼💯

[@bunnybuggs2696]

My longest Nofap streak was 14 years.

[@smartfalcon8002]

Lol I get it, mine was 13

[@franbengal]

Mine was 5 or 6

[@the_real_foamidable]

yeah ... monthly basis. Who am I, the pope?

[@dillon4321]

Lmao

[@joshkandlstick7263]

That's why Cardinals exist

[@glnqdsl7794]

Lol

[@mmmmmmok5292]

I "fap" every day

[@charleslajoie4977]

More like daily basis lmao

[@chesterbalbon9824]

Day 6: Wet dreams Day 12: Hallucination

[@myumayo]

😂

[@angelusvastator1297]

WTF.

[@wildlyrebellious]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@denharry1722]

Lol got caught by his dog humping his pillow

[@donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666]

LOLo XD rAwr Lool hahah omg no way XdD ExDEeeeedEE!!111

[@greekgeorge2123]

It's worked for me. I am more calm and confident. So I know something is right behind the science.

[@ryanr4845]

I came to tears when u said polishing the pearl 🤣

[@aleph_2ne]

This wins the awards of 'WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS?'

[@bowser515]

KZbin knows a wanker when it sees one.... And here we all are ;)

[@rekt5737]

Because in your KZbin history u searched hot girls in yoga pants

[@sirbughunter]

@@rekt5737 No, I didn't! I searched "hot girls in lingerie"! That's completely different!! 😂

[@aleph_2ne]

@@rekt5737 lol but seriously I think it's because I watch too much AsapScience

[@londyn9314]

Yes it does

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

I feel like I'm being attacked.

[@Jacon8r]

Lmao same.

[@grimm5702]

Lmfao

[@LuisSierra42]

#profap

[@alexndr229]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE! OMG STOP!

[@yobootyhadmeded3022]

I love your channel by the way

[@leiraaromeg6228]

Now my 22 dys..my long streak was 45, .my goal is to reach 90 dys .wish me luck

[@darkotheeverything3860]

Polishing the pearl 😂 I'm dead

[@tld9448]

1:53 Sperm: Mr.Balls,I dont feel so good

[@jakeongtone]

XDDDD lol thats a good one! I guess not everybody understands after all...

[@shitposts6737]

lmfao mr balls

[@xp3ngu1n]

LOL

[@friskchara3840]

😂😂😂

[@selwybcodjoe9630]

Good one lmao

[@xyon9090]

*I don't need it* I don't need it I don't need it I DON'T need it I DON'T NEED it .... *_I NEED IT!_*

[@real_shirokamikaz3]

Dean Natuno nice spongebob reference

[@xxlookalive239x3]

Dean Natuno spongebob much lmao

[@smoontiex]

i defenitly dont need it! xD

[@brandonvillatuya9539]

He was literally "thirsty"

[@umumgiey8062]

Lol

[@mokjezf_91]

Day 79026- I can tell my barber I didn't like the haircut

[@soccerboss7924]

No masturbation equals more energy. More energy is more productive and more attractive

[@MRconfusedboy]

anyone else reading the comments for some serious thoughts or discussions only to be lost in sea of dumb jokes

[@saverio_6990]

Yeah, sad people dont realize the potential of semen retention. Well, we will keep the benefits for ourselves I guess

[@calebsmith1548]

What benifits?

[@absolutedeselation8267]

Me

[@Daddyvader7]

Caleb Smith theirs a ton. Just because you saw a KZbin video doesn’t mean theirs no benefits research the sources!

[@faustedfailure780]

😂😂😂

[@PUFFINONZOOTIEZ]

It’s been 643 days without masturbation. I now control the entire universe. I know everything, even things humans don’t know to this day.

[@hellabread5348]

Random User Young Cash Register AKA LilBroomStick

[@cthulhumetalheart182]

Welcome, fellow celestial!

[@azharkacak1978]

are you Thanos?

[@Not_Claptrap]

Will I ever get married?

[@PUFFINONZOOTIEZ]

Not Claptrap I’m not allowed to say, it would upset the other celestials

[@notbegula4350]

I always failed, i really want to stop this habit, I don't have respect at my self anymore.

[@jadoc3767]

It's not a habit. It's an addiction. It has to stop.

[@gicady]

*KZbin knows some shit about us if this is in the recommendations !*

[@youngprodigy678]

Tovarășul Lenin I’m saying

[@anonymousbee]

no, you subbed to asapscience

[@gicady]

@@anonymousbee oh yeah , now i see it.

[@elijahpiere5324]

@@anonymousbee I DIDNT THOUGHHH...

[@elijahpiere5324]

@@anonymousbee but I'm bout to now

[@JaxBlade]

Reading the title instantly made me feel PENT UP xD _meanwhile in the other tab_

[@himanshumeena8228]

Must be Air filled up in your pants while sitting.

[@nizar4070]

Proof flapping doesn't decrease your muscles

[@Rahulbajaj561]

Why most of your comment has meanwhile in it?

[@DionysisGalanis]

You must spent all day on youtube and have been subscribed to the same channels as me,I can't explain it otherwise!

[@setokaiba7204]

JaxBlade this is old trick practiced by practitioners in ancient time before rolex issa thang, behold! Put inside all of your fingers in your pants front pockets. U got 11 fingers. Ok, now let your fingers out from pockets, all of it. You will notice there is something left behind in between your 2 pockets. Notice the middle finger u just left it all alone. This is magic as told by the one who tells a story that yet to be told. Behold.

[@EduFree369]

For me when I stoped masturbation I easily got sick and when I did masturbation I just feel it somehow increased my immunity

[@kbvndz]

1 hour in for the new year imma try to make this a whole year

[@starboiklem8381]

Why is this in my recomended youtube?🤔😂

[@dpeters119]

No nut november coming boi

[@viz4884]

😂😂🤣

[@LordKarandras]

Google knows what you did last nigth!

[@OrphicRen]

CAUSE YOU FAP YOU FAAAAPPPP!! SINNERRRR

[@waifumaterial0329]

Ikr

[@reviewsbay9789]

This video is sponsored by Naughty America.

[@DMSProduktions]

Just the name shows the puritanical hypocrisy of America!

[@joejohn3511]

Oh yaaa baby mmm

[@DMSProduktions]

@@joejohn3511 LICK it ALL up baby!

[@wilkinsbrito5168]

And brought to you by Bang Bros! lol Never stop, Never Settle.....

[@DMSProduktions]

@@wilkinsbrito5168 Bros LIKE to bang each other! ;oP

[@MrKawasakiii]

LOL… Polishing the pearl

[@qmulus_yt]

Need this for No Nut November

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

More like double nut November

[@johnwalbeck5068]

StarryAnimations same

[@TheAlmostBest]

Dammit

[@paigehc6659]

LMAO

[@RektTangle]

No fapping February

[@diegorocha4275]

NoNutNovember so far pretty easy Update: i lost

[@kawaiidvasan4169]

who did you loose to?

[@testjackson1732]

@@kawaiidvasan4169 his "hands" soldier down😭😭

[@randysantibanez2766]

WEAK

[@diegorocha4275]

My sister was putting some stuff into her bag and she was looking bad af😍😍😍

[@lilcoolaid4882]

demi god3000 yo what

[@eternalva]

It's been 2 years since I quit masturbation and I can now see sounds and hear colors.

[@snakexheads]

Day 1: fine Day 2: anxious Day 3: oh god Day 4: why my pee pee always so hard Day 5: my dog looking extra thick *you continue* Jesus you guys are creative af 😭😭

[@ErraticHail]

DJ Combustion Day 6: I ate my dog

[@lervinparas5575]

Day 7: My mom looks thicc

[@anthonydavid8377]

Day 8: sister look extra *T H I C C*

[@jigsaw2253]

Goku Son da fuq?

[@aolsen9786]

Day 9: fine Day 10: anxious Day 11: oh god Day 12: why my pee pee always so hard Day 13: my dog looking extra thick you continue

[@elbowstrike]

“Testosterone went back to baseline levels on day 8” Got it. For best results fap once per week.

[@VitaliiKuten]

I've though the same XD

[@clickbaitpro]

When I masturbate, My eyes starts to burn after that for a week at least, I don't know why? Do you experience the same?

[@chrisjager2009]

@@clickbaitpro dude you should see a doctor, I have never passed by this situation ever.

[@clickbaitpro]

@@chrisjager2009 I consulted a doctor, he suggested me to stop masturbating because my body is loosing vital fluid but it's hard to stop. Currently I am not overdoing it, I do like twice a month but I still end up like that

[@parix85]

@@clickbaitpro try an excercise routine. It cure me of the need to mastubate. Try to find a hobby or a new skill to concur. When I masturbate. I feel dry like my eyes and facial skin feel dry for 2 days. Running actually saved me from this habit.. I feel healthier. I now workout everyday. Jog after every one day 5km..

[@imendo3004]

Helps to sleep because you got no energy that bullshit

[@roeggleston2863]

Who else watching this during NNN?

[@ceoofsomething511]

Me

[@joshflores3979]

Day 317 of no fap; I can read animal minds

[@royalt9280]

Day 457- i had to put some clothes on my dog

[@MrBiswas123]

@@royalt9280 lol x)

[@dan_loup]

Day 815 i lost the ability because my dog switched to the controller port 2.

[@calvinlaudrensio415]

On day 730, you'll reach the stage where you'll become a pure light energy.

[@akashbiswakarma8604]

Day 1000 I'm now Batman

[@MonkeBrain07]

Honestly, I just do it because I can't sleep otherwise.

[@1spidog]

KevinPlayz - Pokémon & More yup after you do it you just pass tf out Lmaoo

[@stayontrack]

ZReiCe Lmao what. I can bust a nut and be not sleepy at all and do a bunch of shit afterwards

[@firstlast2594]

Funny how you really have to work at pulling your pants back up 🤣

[@Multi2pat]

Just get a gf

[@moses5307]

Exercise

[@ethikore1131]

Well, I was concerned when I felt like this kind of thing was something I was alone on. I'm glad many others can relate to the struggle of fap, and after a few fap sessions (less than 10, can't remember exactly) spread out over 4 months, I'm going to do my best to quit Wish me luck!

[@thatboy9997]

gl man!

[@vincentkho5591]

holy crap, yours would be a shooting water gatling gun

[@Alex-ie5jl]

Less than 10 over 4 months seems like it is within moderation and healthy. Maybe you do not have to quit cold turkey, as it seems like you are already moderating it.

[@xxkvngjayxx]

Don’t count the days just don’t fap and watch how much confidence and energy you’ll have bro talking to girls will be like icing on a cake

[@glorysanz90]

"polishing the pearl" hmmm ok 😂

[@emmixo]

Glorivee S. Ik I was confused but aight 😂

[@arngmurray]

Flick the bean, paddle the pink canoe

[@fencerowe3083]

@@arngmurray Fingerpainting

[@thomasnewton8223]

EmmiHasNoLife do you not know what a clit is?

[@mrslinkydragon9910]

Shlicking one out...

[@fx-gy5kz]

Day 233: I can now smell colours.

[@fishyfishy3140]

δizzy day 234 I can now solve math problems in my head

[@glizzygobler4218]

a rainbow Fishy 235 I have X-ray vision

[@applejuicemae9917]

236: holy guacamole I have the power stones to destroy half of the universe.

[@maros6518]

@@applejuicemae9917 *snap*

[@SketchierSix]

Day 362: yes

[@talilaltair4971]

Sunday 07.17.22 NoFap Begins, im scared cause I’ve never stopped before, god please help me.

[@armonbrown213]

U gotta try it dawg the first two months is easy once u get up it’s hard if you’ve been doing it yk yk ya whole life span

[@raerdev]

After 69 decades of NoFap, i can now manipulate space and time easily