What Is R2D2 Saying? (Episode 1)

I have always wondered what R2D2 was saying. You can usually get the gist of it by whatever Luke or Threepio says to him in response, but we can't be sure, and sometimes, well, shit, he could be saying a lot of stuff.
So I made this. Hope you like it. Took me hours.
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[@horion7185]

2:18 It sounds like he actually said this..

[@borjapeb3767]

Yes

[@dmitriitherus4398]

Exacly

[@dmitriitherus4398]

5:31 also

[@michacz9415]

True

[@jensharald9091]

I felt a lot of missed opportunities that could be similar

[@piccolanpasalan]

r2 is the most vulgar droid ever. they beeped out every word he said.

[@jameston2676]

THE BIG CHEESE I’ve Never Thought Of It Like That :0

[@Victor-ge8cs]

Name checks out

[@theratman6718]

R2 mothafuckin d2

[@vasikan3502]

Chopper

[@LandwehrRegimentvonSchlesien]

a

[@Outcrow]

“Hey look, buddy. I’m an astromech. That means I solve problems.”

[@aliasanonymous5387]

"Not problems like "What is the Force?", because that would fall within the purview of the Jedi Order. I solve practical problems."

[@Landocreep]

"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Seperatists from tearing the Republic a superfluous new behind?"

[@7drag0n]

"With a laser blasters. And if that don't work, use lightsabers."

[@glitchedleaf2244]

"Take for instance this heavy caliber blaster tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you."

[@somegoodsoup7008]

r/unexpectedtf2

[@JustinEvitable80]

I like the video, but by translating the Aurebesh text seen at 5:14, R2's exact wording is: "Anakin, turn the ship around and go back home right away!"

[@pseudonymsnake9318]

JustinEvitable80 a holy fuck! I never noticed that! That's how he knows what he's saying!

[@TheCaptainNick]

I had no idea that was even possible.

[@iancolthart6676]

Nerd lol

[@TheBoxingNinja]

Nice catch!

[@TheBoxingNinja]

@Spider Chavo I was watching the empire strikes back today, and when they land in the swamp I notice Luke wasn't sure what r2d2 was saying.

[@jazzythings4307]

In episode 8 When r2 meets Skywalker, He says “What are you doing on this Sh!thole planet!”

[@rayhanqeis591]

rdr2 may be a rude person. but he is a good friend at least

[@TheBosten-xo7tv]

He was the best droid in the galaxy. A cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.

[@volkova6209]

"rdr2" oof

[@LandwehrRegimentvonSchlesien]

"rdr2".. now listen here you little shit-

[@kishascape]

It's part of the programming present in all R2 units, though R2D2 developed more over time from his experiences, but still they have a strong sense of loyalty and a cheerful personality which is why they were more popular than newer units like R3 R4 R6 etc.

[@neptunealmighty8053]

Correction: R2 isn’t a person 😄

[@ronaldsyme8737]

Did anybody else not realize actually how much R2-D2 talks

[@RussellBarth]

dude, i am pretty sure he has more lines in A New Hope than any other character i tried to do THIS to EP3 and got to the part where they meet Obi-wan and my iMovie wouldn't do it any more. softwares crashed have a new machine. might try again

[@atvthings6887]

Yes he does but because of so much swearing they just bleeped it out altogether

[@BierBart12]

@@RussellBarth You are the hero the world needs

[@voidknight4639]

5:30 He actually sounded like he was saying a no no word

[@volkova6209]

fuuuuuuuuck?

[@letobrady5677]

i edited this so you will never know how i got this many likes

[@BrownSillyCat]

K lol

[@Ted_________]

*wonder

[@Ghost_-_]

Wonder*

[@Ted_________]

Oreo The husky you’re meant to put the star before the word!

[@memersdreamisntfunny]

Leto Brady OH ok i was about to say hmm i dont see any bad words but after thinking that r2 said the b word hope r2 doesnt say the n word

[@josejim31]

I imagined R2 being voiced by Samuel Jackson, or by Ice Cube.

[@RussellBarth]

OMG ice cube hilarious

[@he-man36]

@@RussellBarth Busta Rhymes

[@Matt_6781]

R2 black2

[@LandwehrRegimentvonSchlesien]

@@Matt_6781 Artoo Deetoo

[@CertifiedArcadiaMain]

@@LandwehrRegimentvonSchlesien you can speak english!

[@nationstate]

2:18 is perfect

[@elenamccracken544]

“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick” Later on during the clone wars series... “Spinning is hardly good flying” - “I know, but it’s a good trick”

[@TurdFerguson884]

Shmi: all slaves have a transmitter placed inside their bodies somewhere. R2D2: gross

[@CarolinaLopez-hg4qo]

I think Jar Jar is Kinda funny I still find him kinda annoying though

[@ISCARIOTSHIELD]

The thing with him, is that he is EVERYWHERE in the film, and makes it annoying. He can be funny sometimes but there's just too much Jar Jar.

[@Maharaja_of_Punjab]

I am neutral

[@devashishtripathi3560]

He originally had more importance in other films than just being comedy relief. Lucas wanted him to be like Yoda, not a Force user, but how he initially appears silly but is actually smart. However, the fan reaction nerfed him down to just a small character

[@lambo1614]

66th like

[@davidkelly4210]

@@ISCARIOTSHIELD He was supposed the be Evil crazy Yoda. But unlike ESB, they didn't reveal Jar Jar to be Darth Pelagus in the same movie they introduced him in so he came off as a goof. Lucas got too scared AotC would flop without the Sith payoff and that was sooner than they had planned so they made Darth Plagueis an off screen character and gave Darth Sidious a throwaway line about how he killed him so nobody would ask questions. This forced Jar Jar to really be a goof so we ended up with the mess we got though TCW played around with the undercover Sith angle for fun.

[@daltonobrian2596]

The subtitles are just making me love R2-D2 more.

[@user-oh5jj9ci8q]

R2-D2 being a cute little savage is the best.

[@zackattack0425]

The funny part is I do actually image him saying all this stuff!!!

[@DinoDaniel]

Exactly

[@matejsykora8129]

R2 is such a badass :D

[@bradyanderson1142]

Matěj Sýkora unpretty subtitles

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

Or a pottymouth?

[@trojanrhesus]

Ikr

[@sleepymackenzie]

I'll try spinning, that's a cool trick! *DOES AILERON ROLLS*

[@fuzzy6295]

Incorrect that wasn't a barrel roll it was an Aileron roll

[@jamesmulligan7413]

Coin From Super Mario Bros. Sorry man but it was a aileron roll

[@nrivera308]

Or as obiwan says in the clone wars: anakin youre crazy, spinning is not flying and anakin responds: but its a good trick lol

[@sleepymackenzie]

Yea... but the Barrel Roll thing is a meme.

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

Lylat system folk likely have some different terminology than we do. So “barrel roll” could be *correct* for them!

[@Cp-71]

Anakin: These are my friends, mom! R2: 'Sup! Definitely my favourite line :D

[@worldwarriot7262]

5:15 he’s actually saying, “Anakin, turn the ship around and go back homie” ( i think on homie )”...”

[@mxnxchrxmqtic]

Why does R2 act like Hank from Detroit: Become Human?

[@owet2184]

Because he is

[@jaxthedeceiv3r246]

Lmfao R2D2 is a savage. Lmfaooo.

[@eightnickel1513]

Hell yeah

[@Momoisdaddy]

R2D2 after fixing the ship was like "ight imma head in"

[@vincentweatherly9991]

So this is why R2 has everything beeped out

[@master-ofmanga2792]

Anakin seems very calm for being in a large scale space battle.

[@samoan_king206]

He was so vulgar that they bleeped out every word he said fo 9 episodes

[@alexr6913]

2:44 "Creepy as fuck dude" I'm dead 😂

[@scorchfire4816]

Even if people say Jar-jar is the worst, I say I do love him. Love the way he talks and his clumsiness makes him even funnier.

[@dulceborges1754]

Hug me man I thought I was the only guy that liked jar jar binks

[@spooket8464]

honestly, he's not as bad as I remember. He's actually kind of endearing.

[@OverlyHonestGaming]

Watch your language, R2!

[@marshmellowguy586]

2:00 Me when I look at the comments

[@crypt1k755]

R2D2 after gaining the ability to speak: “So anyway I started swearing”

[@nodeloliver6201]

Sounds like R2D2 has the attitude of any New Yorker.

[@BimbelyGimbly]

Yea, as a New Yorker I can definently confirm this as true

[@bruhmoment1090]

WHY IS R2 SO TOXIC

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

when you've been through 2 galaxy wide wars, soon to be 3 with this Sequel Trilogy coming up, you get in a little over your head. i wouldn't be surprised in by The Last Jedi R2 is just sassing everyone and everything from how confident that many battles might've made him

[@bruhmoment1090]

Salted Horse Meat lel

[@tevcon317]

Salted Horse Meat "Hey watch the language"

[@hammerbro1947]

Well, at least we get to see unofficial translations. Almost good translation

[@rushthezeppelin]

Anyone else doing this in Cleveland Brown's voice in their head?

[@coleslegoworld]

Nah i did it samuel jacksons voice

[@jonathanstuart7354]

i consider this cannon.

[@TheCaptainNick]

You know, they should have kept R2 away from kids.

[@jedediahgordon4064]

that's why he is beeped out LOL

[@thetrueairbornefca]

0:19 it’s a pun! Space is cold and chill.

[@rusher2068]

1:47 Says him, he is also blue.

[@Ghost_-_]

Lol

[@eekturk4258]

0:44 Imagine him saying 2d mom fricking d2 baby

[@twistedyogert]

Why would R2 reference Jesus if he wasn't born yet, or even born in that Galaxy?

[@scrap8660]

twistedyogert ok boomer

[@niyebread3033]

@@scrap8660 funny and original comment

[@poppapalpatine7659]

Translations

[@scrap8660]

Jovi R I mean nobody’s said it yet so it does kinda cover the original part

[@1991beachboy]

Lol, never laughed that much at R2. Please make more of these!!! :)

[@Ghost_-_]

5:01 it's like if he is trying to make sure his nose is fine

[@WeylandYutaniCorp91]

These videos are funny. When I was a kid I would do something similar when I was watching movies making up dialogue for the characters who didn't talk or their made up languages weren't translated.

[@Devo57]

“R2 muthafuckin’ D2, baby!”

[@devirambansal643]

2:20- it really feels r2 said that😂😂

[@praveenloganathan7495]

yeah, he had force visions of enduring his torture for the rest of his droid years

[@madaxgaming6405]

2:18 Loooool lmao

[@Oathkeeper156]

I like this characterization of the little guy.

[@Greiciunas1]

No swearing at all in Star Wars, but someone HAS to mess with a good thing.

[@johnroscoe2406]

Padme, clean this droid up. Wow the security doubles really milk it for all its worth don't they...

[@hillwoop9101]

2:18 My parents reaction when I was born

[@LEGENDCITYest1963]

They say r2d2 has a baby voice but I always thought he was the Pimp Daddy of Love.

[@mattk750]

2:18 He didn't know it but he met his life long friend

[@TardisGal4419]

R2D2 is just like bender in this lmao

[@Kitchyyy]

*I swear this is quite possibly the most entertaining star wars video I have ever watched in my life*

[@Whole-chicken]

2:57 - how I felt when I see the movie

[@austinhamblin3646]

Is this Cannon (Sarcastic)

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

No, but it should be.

[@TheCaptainNick]

Were you being sarcastic about your misspelling of canon as well?

[@austinhamblin3646]

Sir Snail Yes stupid

[@billiecruz4399]

They talk about R2 having a filthy mouth so BET he is cursing. Great vid.

[@corsaircarl9582]

What people don't realize about R2 units is within the Expanded universe they had to have a routine maintenance about once every few months because for some reason their programming makes them a little more ornery than usual, some don't let them go through this routine because it gives them the bravado and edge they need to get the job done. R2-D2 was one of those lucky one's, explains why he had some shit-hot stunts.

[@mr.broski4849]

This made me love r2 even more

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

If artoo could actually talk, I'd imagine him with wither a New York accent, or a British accent.

[@kratos8564]

I believe R2 and 3PO are the only characters in Star Wars that are in all the movies in the franchise

[@jordanwilliams676]

Nope. Neither Appear in Solo:A Star Wars Story.

[@masgin04]

Now we know why he speak with sounds and not words

[@radarred4529]

In the next remastered version, they should give r2 and Chewie subtitles. Clean ones.

[@Ghost_-_]

Yeah yellow ones like the clone wars intro

[@Ghost_-_]

Lol

[@bytisoli]

Sounds like things big smoke would say

[@alexanderpretty1979]

Anakin: this is tense Me: no shit for u

[@Tabby3456]

I have a feeling that R2D2 is the one controlling the ship even after "Controlling" it

[@pumpkojacket]

I allways imagined r2 to like swere like non stop

[@jjb4550]

Meesa Jar Jar Binks Bitches

[@zegpath81]

OH NO

[@BMSDollaDolla]

I accept this as cannon

[@combatdentist]

For real i actually cried with laughter. Thsi some real funny shit!

[@okoder]

R2D2 is such a bastard and I love him

[@HelluvaOpp]

I like how he just curses Like he’s a smug teen’s spirit in a robot’s body

[@ihaveacar]

I died when he saw 3PO for the first time "What .... the fuck?"

[@dennisjansson6239]

Funny. Now we need 1 each of original trilogy & sequel trilogy.

[@setsyoufree8]

R2, saving everybody one more time: "Nobody helps me in this fucking Galaxy!"

[@0m521]

I'll try spinning,that a good trick

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

Smart way to slide in some offensive languages ( although still funny af ) and some adult jokes haha

[@starvingshark815]

Wow, disny was right to censor ever word he said Sorry i just had to make thwt joke

[@Tom-km5eh]

This was not made by Disney

[@starvingshark815]

@@Tom-km5eh ok fine George lucas was right

[@tarshy5310]

R2 likes to curse alot

[@Zer0noZ]

0:10 why do I hear big smoke music

[@Pinoccappuccino]

While the video is for comedic purposes, the screen at 5:13 translating R2-D2 reads "Anakin turn this ship around and go back homie right away".

[@bharangi]

0:11 - What are you planning, you traitor?

[@kermit8031]

Why do people hate jar jar I mean He’s not that annoying

[@jasminejohnston6393]

Jar Jar Binks is such a doofus...

[@gamercat1827]

This sounds like Samuel L Jackson played R2-D2

[@DeadhunterThe]

Don't ya just LOVE that little beer keg?

[@johnsmith6586]

He is saying "I am NOT a vaccum cleaner"

[@mirjana5514]

2:18 holy shit man!😁

[@kidbogus3731]

"Mozel tov" I died lmao

[@BierBart12]

This R2 dialogue makes me think of if he was writter for a modern spin-off, like Solo

[@JC-2106]

Imagine being the queen and your decoy tells you to go clean a dirty fucking robot and theres nothing you can do about it

[@esalvador4197]

R2yeet2 is my favorite character

[@justin2308]

2:17 Oh come on, R2, don’t be like that. 🤣

[@jeffreyhunter4966]

This is really good. One idea that always comes to mind is showing the subtitles of what the barn owl in Once Upon A Forest is saying

[@_crazyfire]

This guy should totally do more episodes because this is awesome!

[@sharkcraft8568]

5:35 wait... is that a navball?

[@beast3911]

Now I can't look to R2 the same way

[@sidearmsalpha]

Kenny, BB8, and R2 should hang out. XD

[@sebastiank8427]

Thought this was gonna be legit when clicking on it but that shit was hilarious 😂😂

[@MasterQ18]

This is how many times R2 Said F**** l l l l l l V