What is the strangest thing you have a guy for?

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[@Arkryal]

My buddy is a professional "Boyfriend", lol. He's retained by minor female celebrities and social media influencers. He's a 6'8" 250lb ex-Marine / Bodybuilder. So women hire him, he does a few social media photo shoots with them. That keeps the online creeps away, or at least in their place. He doesn't actually "date" them, but when the weirdos think the girl is dating Superman's better-looking big brother whose penis has it's own zip code, they don't even try harassing them. Apparently, this gig pays pretty well too. I don't have the specifics, but I do know he makes over $10k a year from a few clients for basically two days of work. It's essentially just a modeling gig with some added social media interaction.

[@graysonoliver2632]

Gosh I wish I was this handsome.

[@Hansuki1]

@@graysonoliver2632 same man

[@danktankdragkings7117]

doing the Lord's work. Keeping creeps in the shadows :)

[@wintershock]

I’ve accidentally became the guy people bring wild animals to. It wasn’t by will either. People just saw me befriending creatures on the street like some sort of impoverished disney princess. Then they figured out where I live and started dropping off birds, rodents, any small animal really. My dad helps me with this too which I find really funny because he’s a big and intimidating guy but at the same time he gently holds and hand feeds baby birds.

[@LunarCatKan]

Something similar with me. My family call me an animal whisperer and doctor do little from the amount of times where I have somehow managed to befriend the most unfriendly animals possible. Horse that bites any humans and horses that goes near it stall? Befriended and has never bitten, the horse has licked my fingers before after getting a polo mint but I’ve never been bitten by her. Cat that was most likely abused? I’m the only person it allows to get close enough to pick up but it doesn’t like being touched so I usually just sit next to it and give it cat treats and some catnip. I got to pet a stray/wild cat while in Istanbul and my boyfriend’s brother has rats which I befriended quickly including the really shy one. Random insects I casually help without being injured- the amount of times I’ve casually held wasps and bees without ever getting stung is kinda crazy. I befriended a very grumpy parrot that belongs to my step grandad that has bitten me so many times it started liking me XD I’m just known to magically whisper to animals but people don’t bring any to me :(

[@wintershock]

@@LunarCatKan Yeah I find horses and cats can be very particular about who they trust. It takes a specific kind of person for animals to naturally trust and it’s honestly a privilege. Though I don’t pity you for not having people deliver wild animals to your house. There are all sorts of laws when it comes to handling wildlife, especially keeping them or rehabilitating them. Though if it one day does happen, the best thing to do is call a wildlife rehabilitation centre. If there is none nearby, like in my case, call a conservation officer. They know the laws and depending on the animal they’ll give you the green light to rehabilitate it or keep it yourself.

[@LunarCatKan]

@wintershock true, plus I wouldn't even know where to find a wildlife place outside of a zoo since I live in a town in the UK and we don't really have stuff like wildlife centres in towns

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Had a guy for dental work on lions!

[@Defhrone]

haha, people also ask me random questions expecting me to know somehow. Recently I was at a thristshop the company I work for works with and they asked me what the value of some decorative glass thingy was. I pondered for a while and answer: "I have absolutely no idea why you are asking me this, why would you ask me?" "You seem to know alot about everything" was her answer. Also, during covid I started growing vegies in containers in my backyard and was pretty enthousiastic about it. And a co-worker of mine started asking me all sorts of questions about how to improve his garden and particulairly his apple tree, asif I would know. Weird thing is, he worked in the landscaping section. But with my background in chemistry I actually had some tips for him, and since his tree needed more Nitrogen according to him I suggested him to take a leak against the tree and there actually was some (minor) improvement

[@seadragon4425]

I “have a guy” for fixing plotholes and developing lore. Basically he’s a lore smith and whenever I ask him for assistance in developing something, he comes up with great ideas.

[@s.h.6858]

I these sort of people as beta/alpha readers. They make your work work better and are amazingly good at sparking plot bunnies.

[@squiddwizzard8850]

Fuck. I think I could maybe be that guy for someone

[@brookeallen7931]

I wouldn't say "downtown concierge" so much as "unofficial valet." Mike sounds like he rocks!

[@Alex-wm1mn]

At my highschool and university i became known as the Tampon Guy or, alternatively The Period Fairy. I always have a large variety of pads, tampons, menstral disks, pain meds/midol, and snacks at all times. I'm a dude, so at first it was only my close friends who knew i carried stuff with me, but i guess someone spread the word because soon enough I had people i had never met approaching me, wondering if i was the Tampon Guy. I would reply with an enthusiastic yes! I hand that shit out like candy because I have 5 sisters.

[@OfficialShiggySimp]

You are a legend.

[@Alex-wm1mn]

@@OfficialShiggySimp thanks lol

[@OfficialShiggySimp]

@@Alex-wm1mn Wish I had a guy like you!

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

I'm from a family with 4 boys and one girl, is it Normal for a guy to have tampons for his sister?

[@Alex-wm1mn]

@potatoheadpokemario1931 I've always been close with my sisters and they tend to forget to bring them on outings so it just became habit 😅 it might not be common in all families, but it is for ours

[@harrisontu264]

Oh yeah, and I have a reader girl. So I’m totally blind, and every so often I need help with reading things. So when that happens, i Message my reader girl, send her whatever it is, throw a couple bucks, and get an MP3 file a couple hours later she just reads it out loud for me. Works whenever the text to speech software doesn’t. Met her during the pandemic when she lost her job, and I needed one thing read, one thing led into another, and even though she has a new job she still does it for me and a couple of my buddies for extra dough. Never met her in person, but she’s a lifesaver.

[@allisond.46]

I’m not blind, but isn’t there an app for that?

[@harrisontu264]

@@allisond.46 there is, and it can read about 80% of things, but sometimes things are in strange formats, or there simply just written on paper, and in that case, I’m not able to use the apps.

[@frankhue5296]

Im guessing she wrote this?

[@squiddwizzard8850]

​@@frankhue5296touch typing and various accessibility aids help.

[@taiyoqun]

I have an ancient Sumerian, Greek and Latin guy, a gargoyle expert gal, a professional theatre lighting guy, a lot of makeup artists and a chandelier guy. I'm a carpenter, so I don't know why I have all those guys but not a painter or an electrician.

[@s.h.6858]

Well, you have great resources if you ever start writing novels

[@user-ve9vx1hd3y]

The 2 people that you do actually want to know because you're more likely to need help from them than the others

[@slimeybob5294]

I got a loss guy. He sends me a loss meme every day. I need to get rid of him.

[@xanithdegroot5407]

Not me but my sister, she has a guy who grows weed. For those of you not big into the weed scene, this means she can buy weed at cost for growing and sell it for x5 the price, as that is just the typical market cost. She simply buys as much weed as she will use, and enough extra that selling it will pay for her next order. Maybe not a very weird thing to have a guy for, but definitely a rare one.

[@colleens1107]

I was my former employers weed connection. Oh and I’m a nanny. (And before anyone says anything, I rarely smoke myself, my boss would pay me to go to the dispensaries in NJ.. (Rec weed JUST got legalized in my state last year so the nearest was NJ)

[@Tony_Spilatro]

Better delete that one, pal if u don’t want risk some 5-0s messin w ur sis and the guy

[@sanneoi6323]

I'm an alcohol person, don't care for much other stuff. Funny thing is I robbed moonshiners when I was 16 and I almost died twice in a day... and yes while I did get away from the crooks with the cops it was a different story. But anyway I'm a major connoisseur of all kinds of different wines and liquors, have whole cabinets of booze and plenty of favourites. I do own my own still and make some myself, but I don't do it illegally in the woods ofc.

[@NikolaiWowe]

My dad grows weed. It's not hard and it's legal and not at all rare here

[@BillionairesArentYourFriends]

Anyone who says "who still needs a weed guy?" are either so wealthy they can pay for the mark up, or don't smoke that much so it doesn't matter. The price is absurd from a dispensary. Absolutely still need a guy if you smoke more than a gram a day.

[@Zequintiny]

I am the guy for many things. People joke that they would come to my family in the apocalypse because of how many useful things we do. Basic cars and guns, computers, a specific sport, musical instruments, 3D printing, outdoor/camping, etc., and a few of us are military, engineers, and other professions that are nice to know a guy from. My personal thing is flashlights and knives on top of the other things.

[@christianduncan3801]

Story 16: Sometimes it's not the gas price that makes you stop for gas, but the person behind the counter. The guy who owns and runs the gas station by my work ordered Guinness just for me and the week later after the shipment came in, he remembered me and said that my beer came in, so I have a Guinness dealer. His employees might as well be considered co-workers by my work because we are a middle of nowhere shop and they are less than a mile up the road so they are THE stop.

[@mailleweaver]

I have an ice cream guy. I like to eat a lot of ice cream and hate buying the little half gallon boxes at the grocery store. I ran across a guy running a BBQ place near my work who has an ice cream counter where he dips my favorite brand from 3-gallon boxes. When I need ice cream at home, I let him know what I want and he adds it to the next order he makes for his restaurant. He shoots me a text when it's in and stores it in the restaurant freezer until I can stop by to get it. Buying ice cream in 3 gallon boxes is a lot less expensive and less hassle. The only downside is that I have to keep it in the chest freezer in my detached garage instead of in the house.

[@lucialight2002]

The last comment from the pineapple guy story implies that pineapple is illegal

[@TwistyTorque]

Okay this is gonna be a wild ride I got a guy for ANYTHING bowling related. This dude literally lives in the pro shop of his failed bowling alley. The guys been smoking an obscene amount of crack and defecates in the corner of what used to be the bookkeeping office there. I used to do youth bowling in this alley and since then it’s turned into an absolute mess, ceiling tiles falling down, banners half strung, and most of the time the guy that lives there is in his underwear. This dude seen me bowl since a young lad and knows how avid I am and will turn on one of the three functional lanes for me to practice on for league. I do however have to maintain the lane myself (oil and fixing pinsetting malfunctions or a stuck ball) He also drills my bowling balls whenever I get a new one and it’s always perfect. He knows exactly my style of approach and release, never asks what I want for the ball, just does it. I wouldn’t trust him standing next to my car fully clothed, but when it comes to ball drilling I couldn’t trust anyone else. He charges me a bundle box from McDonald’s, or toilet paper for his services. I don’t know what he does with the toilet paper because the toilets don’t flush and there’s never a pile next to his shits but whatever. As long as I get to do my bowling practice for league at a low cost, I’ll take it.

[@zackbrinkley1442]

This is the sketchiest shit I’ve ever read. I love it 😂

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

There are few awards better than being referred to as "____ Guy", with the blank being what you're good at. Needlessly specific knowledge on random things rules!

[@harrisontu264]

I have a jerky lady. Call her, pay her, jerky shows up.

[@rah7449]

This is hilarious, I know a few people who have introduced me to their friends as their “guy guy” my tattoo artist needed an electrician, gimme 5 mins. Want flavoured mead? What flavour? I know a chick. Animal bones for goth GF? I’ve got someone for that too.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

You're the legendary Guy of guys. The man with connections to the people with talent.

[@freemovies411]

Oh, there we go, I knew the voice sounded diff! Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. The voice is fine and all, reads fluently, but I just personally prefer the other one. ouo

[@philippak7726]

I'm the "random task" guy. Need a wheel changed? it's me. Need to know how to take care of that kitten that fell in your lap? I know it. Want help finding that store you swore up and down you walked past 15 times but can't find it? Here it is! I once sold myself at a contractor firm like this and they chuckled, then within three weeks had seen me successfully sorting parts at a metal recycling plant in multiple stations, unloaded 4 shipping containers faster than anyone had realised I could and be "the happiest person I've ever met unloading a shipping container", assisted unloading grain at a bakery, and was tapped for a country wide multi-discipline organisation task that practically begged for my blend of customer service, logistical skills, and data validation techniques. It also blends with me being multiple people's "tech guy" and "explain it like I'm five" guy Completely forgot until reading another comment: I'm also the "costume fairy" at my local con. I'm recognised by sight by a heck of a lot of people, and can repair pretty much anything on the fly with my tactical kit. Highlights include "sewing" the hinge of an Optimus Prime knee back together, getting a shark cannon back up and running, and patching a hole in a lycra one-piece before it spread. also has been used on general rips, tears, and breaks of regular clothes during cons too including one guy who put a hole in his favourite hoodie. Took all of five minutes to repair it, and managed to hide it pretty well.

[@sanneoi6323]

I'm part of a classical Cantonese clan. We excel at nepotism and not to brag but we're brilliant. If there isn't someone in the clan who can get what you need we have ally clans all over Lingnan. Anyone in the clan is down to help a family member, and we all prefer to go to family members over others (because nepotism). So I guess everyone in my family has a guy or two. My man is a precious metal and gemstone guy. Geology expert, brilliant businessman, visionary jewelry designer and he can work metal and stones very well himself. He has stakes in many mines, well connected and he can obtain any stone or metal any of us want. He made my engagement ring and our wedding bands himself. He's also made me several other pieces of jewelry as well as done other metal and stone work around the place.

[@SongheartStudios]

I'm everyone's tree, plant, and wildlife guy. I constantly get pictures from friends of friends saying "is this spider venomous?" "Can you remove this snake?" "Can you pick up an alligator snapping turtle?" "What kind of tree is this and can my dog eat it?" Honestly, I love it.

[@shmexyvampirebunny]

I think I’ve become the cranberry sauce lady

[@sannyassi73]

I love Mike. Some Day I'll be a Mike.

[@thatcasualdragon2975]

I have a laser guy. He hasn't acquired a laser for me (not yet, anyway) but more than once I have messaged him out of the blue like "Hey, if you could figure out a way to make the laser continue after firing it, how much damage would a laser gun do?" apparently, probably not much. My mom is the plant/garden/knitting person (I don't tend to utilize this knowledge but more than once I have passed her info on to friends with questions), my aunt is both the egg person and the cake decorating person (she has chickens and is a professional cake decorator), my cousins are the car/computer guys. I am disabled and not great at doing a lot of things myself, but I have discovered a number of people I can ask about things/take something to for fixing.

[@GrimCryptid]

Of all the things I do. I am the most famous as the mead guy. While I do not drink , I make a mean honey wine.

[@s.h.6858]

Before I drank coffee, I was some how the person in multiple offices, who everyone decided could actually make decent coffee. Weird how that happens sometimes with the non consumer

[@colleens1107]

I was my groups common sense. In my group I was the weird one, all rational and keeping us from getting arrested. Ahhh college life

[@GrimCryptid]

Casual friends get into trouble with friends. Real friends, help keep their buddies out of jail and avoid getting a criminal record.

[@KatanaKamisama]

Wet blanket guy. =P

[@LookItsSani]

For a period of about 5 months I was the name tag lady for Starbucks staff that worked on the store I had just quit from. Stopped being because I started doing it for free for my friends, but didn't want to do free labor for strangers and nobody wanted to pay for it, even though it took me hours to customize their tags. I did get a tag order recently, tho, which made me pretty happy lol

[@jackleith3502]

To several people I know, I’m the snake poop guy. Snake poop is one of THE best non-lethal mice/rodent deterrents out there. When the snakes digest bones, they sort of turn them into a fine dust that comes out in moist white balls/chunks (alongside the flesh, but that comes out as actual poop). If you dry the bone dust out, sprinkle that (literal) shit around your house, corners of your room etc., any mice/rodents immediately know there’s a snake about so they stay well away. As I own/owned several snakes, and feed them mice and rats, I’ve got into the habit of keeping and storing this stuff for people with rodent problems. Works every time, and they’ve given my number to people they know who’ve called me up and said “hey, are you the snake poop guy?”. Yes, yes I am.

[@lukassimontm3546]

You legend!

[@gudeezo746]

My dad has been collecting rocks and crystals for over 30 years and his hobby passed on to me. We have since opened a museum and I am the rock guy for my friends. Really has an impression on girls though.

[@gudeezo746]

Obligatory; THEY'RE NOT ROCKS THEY'RE MINERALS!!

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@gudeezo746 Rock. Guy.

[@ewill3435]

It doesn't really fit the naming convention, but I think I'm "dad" for a lot of my friends. I don't know how to say this without it sounding like a humble brag, but whatever. I seem to have a knack for either seemingly inherently knowing weird but important handyman like skills, or being able to pick them up very quickly. This is stuff like basic auto repair, estimating road trip timings hours in advance, home repair, simple fabrication with hand tools, packing/space management, and spotting potential issues in advance. I have passing knowledge on a lot of random bits and bobs, so can rudimentary answer a lot of questions I'm asked, or pass off weird factoids to entertain. I'm also able to keep a cool head when things go south and get people moving rather than freeze up. All this came up when last summer, my buddy and I took a trip from our home in Michigan, down to North Carolina, picking friends across a few states as we went. We we're at 4 of 5, going through West Virginia, in my buddy's minivan, and I was driving (I drove the whole trip actually, cause I get violent motion sickness otherwise), when the car dumped all its oil and smoke starts pouring into the cab. I got us off the road and out of the car; thankfully the smoke was just from oil hitting the hot engine, and then everyone just froze up. We were 500ish miles from home, another few hours from our last friend, in an unfamiliar state, and night was falling. After making sure we weren't going to be clipped by passing semis, I took a peek under the car. The oil pan wasn't cracked, there was no major visible damage, and the oil slick abrupt started just a hundred or so feet up the road, so I figured the engine was probably fine. I didn't have cell reception, so I then told the group I was going to hike to the next mile marker so we could tell a wrecker where we were. In maybe 30min, we had a wrecker on its way, a hotel room in the nearby town booked, and had updated friend 5 about the situation. The others were still pretty anxious; day 1 of a 7 day trip and the car blew up, was this all going to be a wash? I just told them to grab a couple of the lawn chairs we had, I grabbed my banjo I brought, and I just started picking away, sitting under the stars. The night and next day were about as you would expect; we got dropped off at the hotel by the wrecker driver, who was a real nice lady and she and I chatted over banjos and poisonous spiders (I partially grew up in Missouri). The next morning, we had no hotel room anymore, no car, just our overnight bags, and no plan. They started debating what to do and where to go; I saw a Starbucks and told them we would hang out in there as we called around to find a shop to fix the car. Long story slightly less long, we eventually got the car fixed, hiked across the town to reach the shop, I talked shop with the owner to learn what went wrong (in line oil filter pipe failed), and got a jury rig fix done in an hour. We were back on the road early that afternoon. Once we were cruising again, one of my friends thanked me for just being calm during the whole fiasco; that I wasn't panicking was helping him not to panic, and it was apparently a sentiment echoed by the other two. It kept on like that for the rest of the trip too. I didn't mean for it to happen, but I became the sort of "what should we do" guy, and at some point, they jokingly started calling me dad. I never told them "WE ARE DOING THIS, NOW", and frankly, I hate confrontation like that, but if people seemed lost for what to do in a situation, I gave them a way to muddle through. TLDR; If you have a question or are unsure about a situation, I probably know the answer. And if I don't know the answer, I can convincing pretend I do.

[@birdlover0192001]

OMG THOUGHT THE TITLE SAID "what is the straightest thing you have a guy for" 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Henry.25]

Not as exciting as some here, but I have a mechanic guy. It all started in college 6 yeras ago, I always was the group's driver since I was the only one with cars that fit everyone. One day my car broke down at a party and this guy showed up, said he knew how to fix cars and fixed my car for free (it was the fuel pump connector with bad contact). Since that day, we became friends and he is the only one who fixes my cars. As incredible as it may seem, 4 months ago he opened his first workshop, across the street from my house.

[@StudioOfAnimationEntertainment]

I am the fudge guy, as well as the tech guy, snack guy, music guy, the driver guy, the spaghetti guy, and the video guy. I think I'm a couple other ones too, but I'm not sure, all I know is that I'm a lot of people prefered guy for things. And yes, I'm aware I've no videos. I'm working on that.

[@s.h.6858]

If you made videos related to all of those, they would be wonderfully ecclectic.

[@user-lv5ie4nw2m]

Im the mead guy for all my friends, I'm not properly teained or anything, but im not afraid to experiment and ive never had a bad batch

[@s.h.6858]

If you're not "properly trained" then you don't know what is "impossible" and therefore proceed to do so .

[@gr1nder07]

I wish I had a sloth guy 😢

[@0mniaVanitas]

I have a snake guy. It's just my weird uncle. He's been obsessed with snakes since he was a kid so he became an ophidiologist and works with snake-related animal rescue incidents. He's also a registered paramedic and nurse, a personal defense trainer, has been practicing ju-jitsu for close to 30 years, and is an army vet, so he's also my Shots Guy, First Aid Guy, Emergency Security guy, and gun expert guy. We all need a Guy who just can do lots of strange but useful things.

[@Defhrone]

I am the 'guy'. I get contacted to, non invasively break into people's own houses. Usually they've accidently locked themselves out. I've done this a thousand times on my dayjob. Me dayjob? I'm a chauffeur for the elderly and disabled. I'm also great at reverse pickpocketing. Some thankfull clients give rediculeusly large tips, but I refuse to accept tips from people with dementia or brain injuries. Anything 5 euro's or above get's slipped right back into their pockets or slipped into a labeled enveloppe and handed to their caregivers. I've informed my boss of my 'dodgy practices' just incase there are ever any misunderstandings

[@zachariahcabelly1168]

Not me but my grandmother, she has a turkey and egg guy. You just call him up, tell him you want a turkey, and he's got one. If you're in the Portland, Oregon area, his name is Marcus.

[@BIGGER_RED]

This made my day. Thank you!

[@BarelyNoticedADD]

During the pandemic I was lumber guy for a couple people. All reclaimed from shipping pallets and crates.

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

I have: a strawberry and pumpkin guy, a tamale lady, and my stepfather is a car guy. I am also the egg lady to a bunch of people.

[@LoneIsland]

Hey my grandpa also had a pig guy. The lived out of town, had a farm and sold pork for almost half of the market value to pensioners including my grandparents. We would usually buy about 1/4 of a pig, some people would buy more. We ate so much meat during my formative years that it's my least favourite kind of meat, which baffles my friends. I don't like bacon. Why? 10 years of no other meat than pork will do that to you

[@arizonabug6493]

I'm the guy that figures out how rats, mice, insects, get in your house......retrieval.

[@dailydrivensedans4875]

The concierge one is next lvl!!!

[@maddadrants]

I have a Moonshine guy, as well as a fireworks guy who always has a dozen quarter sticks of tnt for me, fused and ready to go!

[@williamb-b7440]

mmmmmmm moonshine.

[@whocares397]

an old boss who was rich had a guy who he called and say he wanted something and the guy would go get it did not matter what it was

[@DieysonGomesCC]

I have a car repair guy. He diagnoses my car by my descriptions of the symptoms through a shitty phone call and sometimes I don't know how to describe the problem and I'll just record a quick video of the problem and he'll answer me in an instant "that's batteries" or "That's such and such valve". He never missed a single diagnostics and I always take my car to his workshop. My car always comes out of it like it's brand new. My grandfather is my guy. I love my guy. Also, I was the salt guy at school back in the early 2000s. The kids wanted to eat green mango from the mango trees at school and they loved to put salt on their mango. I sold little bags of salt for a quarter each. I do realize now that it could be easily mistaken for cocaine and it could go very wrong very fast, but luckily it never happened. And at the end of school day, I had enough coins to pay for a round at the arcade or cybercafe for me and my friends lmao

[@tannerbenson7864]

I know an inventor type guy. He's never given me anything and I've never seen any of it in person, but he has shown me pictures and videos of some of the stuff he made. For example, he made a bike out of some old railroad tracks (that bike allegedly promptly broke and made him crash) but then he made another bike, and that one works fine. He also apparently made a small, but fully functional flamethrower and an also small but functional lightsaber. (Except the lightsaber was only like 3 or 4 inches long for some reason, idk why.

[@eisenglitch_kv8263]

i am the military junk guy. goes from broken lamps all the way up to tank parts n stuff

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

Why is a fictional Mobster selling cheap instruments

[@intersellaer]

not me but my dad is a repair guy, he would usually repair gadgets, furnitures, and sometimes electric bikes. He's a guard at my school. Almost all the teachers and head admins know him. most of them and some of his friends would ask to repair something (usually their phones) and he would do it right away. That's why sometimes he wouldn't be at my school since he's usually repairing someone's stuff. When we moved almost all of our furnitures were made by him. Chairs, shelves, the bed, almost everything in our house. he's a cool and nice guy.

[@Ryan_GMS]

I actually am/used to be the guy. ice, if you need a 5lb bag of ice i'm your guy.

[@Loki_Trickster]

I had a computer guy, Cheap laptops, computer builds, New from store in packaging, repairs pretty much anything to do with computers at cost. Used to get a new laptop every couple week because he would sell them to me for cheap, I would sell them in school for double the price and buy another. Guy tells me he can't get me anymore because he's moving. Tells me the secret behind his racket and gets me all set up before he leaves. I'm now the Computer guy and it payed for my college in the IT field.

[@squiddwizzard8850]

My favorite ones are the "I'm the guy guy"

[@sandsundsfjarden779]

Im the "dog girl" in my area. Diet problems, behaviour problems, need help with basic first aid or general care advise? Ask me. I even got a messsge the other day from a stranger who had found a husky, and asumed it had to be mine, cause "the dog-girl owns huskies".

[@csisver]

My dad also has a tamale lady, she comes by our house once every month or two and he buys some tamales to have for dinner.

[@OfAHigherClass]

Ive got a shrimp guy, a metal guy, a mesquite wood guy, and a money exchange guy that will give me pesos for usd.

[@Cassiopea525]

I got a guy for tarantulas and a guy for ball pythons. Funny thing, the guy for ball pythons I took a rescue crested gecko off his hands he decided didn't suit him. I also accidentally became the girl for identifying weird animals and advice on wildlife.

[@reynmcmurry4837]

My neighbor has a guy in case anybody in the neighborhood has a medical emergency, apparently he has a designated spot to land his helicopter.

[@rampagedalpaca4362]

Mike the parking man is a fucking legend, hope he's doing alright

[@1_CNC_1]

"And now that weed is legal, does anybody actually need a weed guy anymore?" he says after talking about his pineapple guy 😂😂

[@gonun69]

I somehow became the lamp guy. Family member bought an antique lamp at a yardsale and i fixed it for her. She brought me a few more with bad cabling, obsolete bulb sockets and so on and I fixed them up. Word spread around and now I'm sometimes get calls to fix a lamp or retrofit it with LEDs. Kinda annoying but people pay surprising amounts for lamps.

[@user-op4ly7rx8x]

I work for a wealthy man as his “guy” guy. Met this dude at the bar and gaslit him into thinking I know everyone. He hired me to basically solve any problem with a phone call and “get a guy on it” so he’s hired a bunch of my friends for jobs they don’t really know how to do for way over market average.

[@PaleNoFace]

I love Kyle the teeth guy. He's terrifying to think about.

[@emeraldqueen1994]

The car guy mentioned in story 5 is someone I NEED for the family car, a 2007 Jeep named Kit…. Kit’s an old man but he runs well enough, I’d just like to have said car guy look him over from time to time to make sure he’s still safe to drive!

[@lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488]

I highschool we all had sedans or no vehicles. All of us except one guy, who had a van. His van was a living nightmare of a trashheap, but modified in such a way that it could be a hotel on wheels, a cargo van, a moving van, a place to chill and do drugs, he had a TV and games in it I never learned his name. In my phone I literally saved him as _"The Guy With The Van"_ He's still in my phone, all of these years later. It's probably not even his phone number anymore. But I bet he still has that van.

[@Eddiember]

I have an Amiibo guy. Basically the whole "Uncle Who Worked at Nintendo.", except this guy didn't actually work for Nintendo, he worked in a Hospital. I collected most of my Amiibos legitily, but those Amiibo that were limited, like the Hammer Slam Bowser from the Skylanders Collab, Rosalina and Luma which was not available where I live, and the Crown of my Collection, the Qbby Boxboy, only available in Japan. Guy never asked for any money either, anytime I met with him he just randomly have me am Amiibo. I asked him once where he got them from, but he just said "You don't want to know." Last time we met he gave me the Magnamalo Amiibo that could only be obtain from the Collector's Edition of Monster Hunter Rise. The strange part is that he doesn't want me to know where these Amiibos come from. My guess is he's a scalper, but you wouldn't guess it as he doesn't have Amiibos in his house.

[@Nat-eb1ix]

Im the pigeon guy

[@pinkrose8272]

One of my friends is my knife guy. He doesn’t give me knives per day (except for my birthday) but when ever I need to know something about knives he’s my guy.

[@SeabassFishbrains]

I've got a 3D printing guy, in return, I'm his resin/silicone and line art guy, we collaborate a lot!

[@EvilPaladin11]

I too, want the car dude, to be my car guy. I'm not even that big into cars, but I want him to be my "car guy".

[@Coolcoy84]

I have a friend that makes the best homemade pickled okra!

[@InksAutism]

I’m the Christmas guy in my house this year. I get my mom down for a candy cane and we each have one and listen to Christmas music and share the cheer.

[@Lallfma]

I was a rhythm game guy during highschool. Like, anygame. There were quite a number of people I never talk to from other classes handed me their phone and asked me to please help clear this stage.

[@josephschaefer9163]

I have a guy guy. He works at an auto parts store and knows a guy for anything

[@Trestin13]

I've become the stuffie repair guy. Between my autistic son and my daughter's vast stuffed animal collection, rips and tears happen, and I've taught myself good stitching to hide the new threads. I almost want to set up a booth at places and offer repair and cleaning.

[@MaxwellVrooman]

So I don’t know how relevant this would be, but my best friend has her own bodyguard, someone who rest everything to protect her someone who’s only job is to make sure she is safe and happy and that person is me I do it because she is sweet and genuine what you see is what you get with her which is why I have swore to protect her and you best believe I am not above thrown hands

[@mcb187]

I’m the “film guy” for some folks I know. I buy NOS rolls or aerial recon film from India, cut it and pack it, then sell it at 75% retail. Got a weird sheet film size you need cut, and don’t mind it being 100 ISO B&W film? Hit me up!

[@IsYitzach]

Last story: marine has burned all the nerve endings in his hands to point he can ignore whats left. I can't recommend as pain is there to tell you to stop taking damage.

[@mikaq19]

When I lived in Korea, I had an octopus guy. Anytime I wanted octopus for a few dishes I was making regularly he got whatever I needed.

[@heliotype9591]

I have a girl who does real fucking voodoo, I have a white hat hacker guy, I have a fanfic girl, a roleplay guy, and i’m everyone’s pagan guy and baked goods guy

[@remsi2208]

6:33 HE GOT A HAMMOND ORGAN FOR $100????? I really need to get a guy for that.

[@kjpbeauty]

Me. I’m the “I know a guy” for soap. Befriend your local soap maker.

[@LinkTheFusky]

Cinema guy, my sisters best friend works at a cinema, if I ride the train for an hour and he's on his shift, I get free cinema tickets if his manager isn't watching, if they are I pay for a slush with a £20 note and he gives me change in change so they aren't suspicious

[@titaniumvulpes]

Everyone at my mom's job has an Apple Butter Guy. It's my mom, she's the Apple Butter Guy. Every once in a while she comes home with 4 pounds of apples and stews up like 20 jars of apple butter, sells 'em for like $5 a pop. (For anyone who doesn't know what apple butter is, it's like a super-spiced, extra chunky apple sauce, goes great with everything from bagels to meat glazes, house smells like The Essence Of Fall for a week after you make it.)

[@deadbeatSad]

My friend is my pepper guy. His dad is his pepper guy. They get these like cherry peppers the size of golf balls for a very small window during the summer for a LOCAL SELLER that I am just unable to ascertain. Hollow them out, JAM PACK with pepperoni and cheese, let marinate in oil and seasoning, and it's like the snack of the gods. Yeah it pays to have an oddly specific "guy" for things, even if it's gatekeeping your friends delicious family recipe

[@throneisbed7833]

It's me, I'm the guy. I didn't even know I was the guy. But at my high school, when my friends especially but really anyone who knew me, needed a piece of obscure or disturbing or illegal or anatomy-related information, I'd happily tell them. And if I didn't already know, I'd look it up in a heartbeat, do some research for them because hey, I'm an author by habit and for fun, and I take pride in trying to be accurate with my details and if I was to be on a watch list for my searches, I would be, because I gave up on incognito a long time ago (it was just too much hassle). And then I found out at the end of yr 12, when my drama class and I were sitting around and reminiscing on our best memories with each other, one of them mentions, "Peat is great because we can ask him to look dark stuff up without ruining our own search histories". And that was when it clicked. All the things I've searched for them, from poisons (curiosity) to war crimes (I forget the reason) to image references for a muscular man's bare torso (a ceramics project). Honestly, I'm kinda proud my research skills and already sketchy search history ended up serving such a purpose.

[@jeffiles7557]

What? I thought the old guy was back, that sucks😪

[@ravenaloise2492]

Im 'The Gal' when it comes to Gunpla [Gundam Models] - I work at a hobby shop and I have multiple customers numbers and will call/text them when we get models their looking for in or if theres something they might like. Originally started with my hubs, then evolved from there... Now I'm the local 'Gundam Girl' and everyone in the local community for model building when it comes to gundams... Lore? Trying to find a model? Technique Questions? Advice? I got it, all free of charge :]

[@SewardWriter]

I have a math guy. He's my nephew-in-law. :D ETA: oh, and I'm my family's crochet guy. I'm due to finish a couple of projects started by someone who died, and my sister wants me to start an Etsy store. Every year, everyone wants me to get their name in the family gift exchange, because they get what they asked for, as well as a hat or similar.

[@rockgirl6786]

I don't "have a guy" for anything, but I think I have potential to be one. Most likely a "useless facts girl", but I also have a wide skillset creatively. Want feedback on your creative writing? You got it! Need help making a video look right? Sure thing! Wanna figure out what your art piece or music track is missing? Happy to help! I'm no professional, but I've gotten pretty good at what I do.

[@DantaineRemastered]

I aspire to be "the guy" one day

[@gayroach2916]

I have a lemon guy. Also an avocado guy which is great since avos are about 2.50 a piece in my area. Find people with fruit trees and your life will be fruitful. Most of the time these people give them away bc they have way too many for themselves

[@ayuumorienjoyer5913]

as a writer, i'mma need a couple "guys" in my book(they boutta be a cave-dwelling gang of mint witches)

[@s.h.6858]

We writers need guys who have guys... Or hope we bluffed convincingly.

[@frankhue5296]

Me and my friend used to be those guys with illegal things now we're still those guys with legal businesses😂 The other day they called him for a washer and dryer our business has NOTHING to do with laundry stuff but he made a call and in less than 5minutes called him back and said i got it!!

[@juliantuwim3552]

My uncle hawe a eggs guy. He's just a friendly local farmer who sells gim like 120 eggs and parents buy like 30 eggs from my uncle. You may say my uncle is a eggs middle man.

[@xelta6215]

I've become the spider identification guy at school. We only typically get a few species so it's not particularly hard so I think I'm the only one interested enough to find out what they were.

[@ottiulfr]

I wish i had a "car guy"....

[@MeaTargett-du3jw]

My dad is the type of guy who can do any handyman job Fix a car? Check Side and/or roof a house? Check Build anything out of wood? Make anything out of iron? Check He once bricked our whole driveway that’s basically a road with ancient bricks from a knocked down building. Not only did he do it by hand but he did it by himself. Also my dad once brought home three iron crosses from his factory job

[@andrevandervlies5700]

I have a guy guy. He always knows a guy.