What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 8 - Jason Aldean "Try That in a Small Town"

[@jonnnyR]

Blinds to Go guy needs a dip in the tub as a reward for all his contributions, in my opinion.

[@pat_finnerty]

I tried, he had work. Units don’t move themselves. Called Lloyd too but he was waiting on a HVAC guy.

[@sombra1111]

@@pat_finnerty You're so ironic. Can I be your friend? 🥺

[@cheelerocheeler5879]

Damn. BT-double-G is a busy man.

[@volume_xo]

Thank you for sayong this, i had prior engagements however the offer was there

[@kevinoshea557]

@pat_finnerty where can i find the audio file for that horn? I need that as my text alert

[@Sirfredrickvlogs]

Country music just becoming Nickleback is one of the funniest outcomes possible.

[@raveoreynolds6049]

Sure, if a single JA single somehow represented an entire genre in 2023.

[@breal9435]

Nickelback is better

[@tool6913ca]

​@@raveoreynolds6049like it's only one bad apple

[@mogmason6920]

It’s not even Country anymore, it’s Buttrock, now with Banjos!

[@floptart5712]

Hickleback

[@combustbanx]

pat i am so proud to be one of your remarkably few female fans

[@grantandrews4826]

Fuckin A, sister.

[@Borninxixax]

🤝

[@thejesse]

you are the 2.7%

[@LizAnnsonZ]

we should reward ourselves with another decorative pillow

[@bbens999]

Somebody get this gal a hot tub!

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

Pat, you are the only person who can give off relentless positivity while literally complaining.

[@brianoldro9305]

He does do that good observation

[@smelltheglove2038]

Usually when people do this they come off as fake. He actually pulls it off somehow.

[@oldieal7032]

I usually dislike negative content such as CinemaSins, but Pat manages to stay fresh and fun throughout. Probably a side effect of making videos when he wants to rather than just churning out a content mill of trash.

[@billycox475]

You made me laugh 😂 Thank you!

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

He got that dude for being the most casual of all Metallica fans in such a gentle way.

[@maggiemagpie6863]

A dirt road A cold beer A blue jeans A red pickup A rural noun, simple adjective

[@robjgolde3221]

No shoes No shirt No Jeewwss…you didn’t hear that! Sort of a mental typo.

[@VijemaVati]

I walk n talk like a country man But these boots I’m wearin’ cost THREE GRAND

[@EleanorofAquitaine42]

Like Mike’s Evanderin’ Fuck your ears I’m panderin’ I write songs about people who do Jobs in the towns that I’d never move to.

[@eljoel89]

​@@VijemaVatiI write songs about ridin' tractors, From the comfort of a private jet.

[@Kokong]

⁠@@eljoel89I could sing in mandarin, you’d still know I’m panderin’

[@chaoticoldbore]

The "I don't think they ripped off kyrptonite or 3 doors down. I think it was worse than that. I think the were influenced by 3 doors down." had me in stitches.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

The origin of the Freedom Four > the origin of the fantastic four

[@yousuckdicks1]

the long silent stare

[@liquidcouragesailing9370]

the pause Pat takes after delivering the line is comedy gold.

[@kvltizt]

*chair crackles through the silence*

[@seachelle2316]

in those seconds where he pauses, he genuinely looks like the thought aged him by several years 😭😭😭

[@x4thmessiahx]

Walking in front of Independence Hall while doing the patriot rant was 10/10

[@marxman6896]

Genius. Actually genius.

[@wintergloom5695]

As soon as I saw him walking around there I was thinking damn that's clever. So much American history in Philly

[@thelonelypamphleteer5722]

I was wondering if anyone else caught that

[@danieltx7066]

I was thinking, “please, PLEASE be walking toward Independence Hall.”

[@NoMereRanger73]

Fold up? Try that in a small tub…

[@labrys031-chan]

underrated comment

[@Stephie2007]

😂

[@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI]

Why isn't this pinned?

[@dh1380]

Petition to pin this comment 👇

[@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI]

@@dh1380 agreed

[@philly_sports1558]

47:52 The joke with Pat talking about how cities aren’t patriotic with Independence Hall in the background is absolutely golden 😂 11/10

[@SeasideDetective2]

In a way, cities are more "old-fashioned" than small towns. What I mean is that they're older in the most literal sense of the word, because their large populations indicate that they've been settled longer. Chicago, Miami, and Las Vegas are the rare big cities whose populations exploded seemingly overnight.

[@melnorthrope4355]

Im from Australia, and even i know about that Liberty Bell shit

[@rupertbee]

Just caught that. Thanks.

[@ericduany2809]

@@SeasideDetective2Chicago? Founded in 1833.

Thank you! As a non-US dude I knew that the building had some significance by the way he did the shot, but didn't know what it was!

[@pyrock0227]

"It took four people to write this" never felt like such a scathing insult

[@mondegreen9709]

Apparently it takes four of them to change a light bulb, too.

[@lr6884]

You should check out Todd Snider's song "if tomorrow never comes". Some beautiful jabs at the Nashville machine.

[@hambor12]

It's like the defunctland bit on the story of Catherine O'Cleary, the fictional elderly Irishwoman whose was blamed (alongside her cow) for starting the Chicago Fire in an article penned by at least 3 people to stoke anti-Irish and anti-Catholic sentiments of the time

[@chinchillaman1]

yea an Beyonce's girls run the world took 12, your point is moot.

[@cyruskane8687]

@@chinchillaman1 6, actually, and each accomplished songwriters, unlike the quartet consisting of 2 has-beens and 2 nobodies that wrote this for Jason Aldean.

[@jameskuntheodd1421]

Dude. I'm not even joking when I say that this man is literally one of the best KZbinrs on the platform. You know you've found an absolute S+ tier content king when he can be gone for ages, and as soon as he pops up back in your feed, you stop what youre doing and watch. Please keep up the amazing work Pat. Congrats on the hot tub. I'm glad that Simple Plan worked my guy

[@floepiejane]

I did that. I woke up to it. Watched straight through. I'm the kind of guy that trolls Norm McDonald fans who call him genius... and they all say I have no sense of humor, and I think they're right. I never laugh at comedy or comedians. It's true. Haaardly ever. But Finnerty? That's a funny fyck right there. He gets belly laughs out of me. Who'da thought that a bald 6'5" Irish-American musician in Philly would be funny 🤷🏽 Oh! Congrats on the tub, man. Sincerely. You look so happy. Cheers ✌🏽🌻

[@oldmanandrew]

I can’t believe it took me 8 hours to get to this.

[@Blodhelm]

*stop what you're doing and watch, for an hour.

[@MisterFarce]

I can't help but feel that if H.Bomberguy were a musician this is the content we'd get.

[@Brionkendo]

That sleeping guy singing the D note had me crying. So good

[@swo8on]

💀

[@charlesdemers1197]

"What."

[@ericbjorkqvist6853]

THATS ROB TO YOU!

[@alonsoarana5307]

​@@charlesdemers1197that delivery sounded like Peter Quill when his dad tells him he gave his mom cancer

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’m a huge classic country fan and the “Merle Haggard looks like a scratch off ticket” and “Willie Nelson looking and sounding like a horse” both had me cry-laughing

[@bsh819]

"A full Phantom down" Everything Pat says is instantly iconic.

[@ellarobinson6827]

It's incredible really

[@BeniRoseMusic]

I fucking lost it on “full phantom” he’s so damn quick!

[@EnragedSephiroth]

Laughed at that line.

[@Brynn_Wood]

Best line and another new Pat standard measurement.

[@tunebean508]

Let's see Beato try that

[@rkayyyyy105]

Another female fan here, when I saw he was BACK with a ONE HOUR video I thought about how happy it made me and how much effort he put in for all of us fans! What a rock star.

[@Juliana_So_Unique]

Pat carries the torch so that others may _see_

[@billycox475]

Pat Finnerty and acollierastro are about the only KZbinrs I'll spend an hour on

[@combustbanx]

standup comedians hate him- consistently funny and impactful while being a compassionate person. and can i mention the part where he interviewed random people in his city who all say they love their neighbors 😭

[@WillemV203]

Never expected to be so invested in a niche youtube fandom at this time in my life. Fucking love it

[@canesrule96]

Even on a Saturday noight

[@Juliana_So_Unique]

🥳🥳@@canesrule96

[@aw2584]

100% first youtuber ever I would consider subscribing to Patreon or smth. Perhaps its because I've been watching these videos over and over for like what, a year or two, and it's still a relatively small channel so it feels intimate but I doubt thats the reason, it just scratches all the itches I've been itching to scratch youtubewise

[@wrolnick3]

"What do cities have to do with America" in front if Independence Hall is an amazing gag

[@bjones8470]

The look after the line “I’m not saying they ripped off Three Doors Down…I’m saying they were influenced by them” slayed me. Since this is an apology video I have to make my own apology. I think on the second or third video I watched of Pat’s I commented that if he would cut out some of the comedy and get his videos down to a tight 20 it would be more watchable. I was wrong and I’m sorry. I watched this entire hour and laughed out loud a number of times. Alas I have no idea how to make amends

[@mansell101]

The way he held that stare after saying "I think they were infuenced by 3 Doors Down" killed me. Side note: the band I play in wanted to cover "Kryptonite." I made sure that didn't happen.

[@AcidropOSY]

Just don’t do the I, IV, vi, V and you’re good

[@doylerudolph7965]

@@mansell101 even if it was a good song, it's a very annoying one to play. Especially for the drummer, poor guy has to play the least inspired half snare roll of all time for the better part of four minutes.

[@thenightrider2121]

@@doylerudolph7965 It would be funny if they decided to pull a random person from the crowd just to do the "YEAH!"

[@iliketrains3495]

It’s the new “I don’t think it stinks because it’s a rip-off. I think it stinks and it’s a rip-off”

[@limegreenelevator]

A full hour and a Pat return? Yes please and thank you!

[@singersonspeakerphone2421]

And it don't get better than this

[@mausklick1635]

I don't know he lost me 10 minutes in this time.

[@galvanizedgnome]

His old stuff was good. His political stuff on this one is sad and pathetic. Boring too.

[@mcbrodz1663]

@@galvanizedgnomeshut up nerd

[@RichWellner]

Pat Finnerty is Jerry Seinfeld if Jerry played guitar. Fight me!

[@gregos_79]

"What has a city ever had to really do with America?" as you walk by Independence Hall is pure gold. I'm a Canadian living in Japan, and even I felt a little American patriotism for that expert trolling.

[@youruniquehandle2]

That was beautiful visual gag, unfortunately I bet most of Jason Aldean's fans wouldn't catch the reference.

[@playgroundchooser]

I damn near did a spit take when I realized where he was walking. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joer8273]

@@youruniquehandle2makes the humor even richer. Haha

[@farkasmactavish]

​@@dananderson6697Philadelphia has always been an urban center and you're high as a kite my guy.

[@dananderson6697]

@farkasmactavish You are making the exact same ignorant mistake. An "urban center" in 1776 would be completely unrecognizable in virtually every way to a modern urban squish. You would think it was the most rustic, "redneck" place you'd ever been. Regardless, it is absolutely insane to think that modern Philly (or any Democrat run open sewer that used to be a city) would be approved of by people who's entire philosophy and worldview revolved around each individual being responsible for himself and his own way in the world. It's historical ignorance on such a massive scale it's almost difficult to comprehend.

[@attercap9238]

Honestly one of my favorites of your videos. I rewatch this way too regularly.

[@slash196]

"I love small towns. Parking for days. You wanna go to CVS? You just go!" From a small town and you nailed the appeal.

[@petem.3719]

Small towns suck. CVS? 35 miles of dirt road. You don't "just go" anywhere. Every trip is a huge deal and god forbid you forget something. No music, movies, restaurants, bars, museums, professional services,, mechanics, electricians, jobs, etc. If all you like to do is drink, fuck, farm, praise jesus and kill stuff, small towns are great. Otherwise, they suck hard. I got 1600 acres right outside. Useless for anything but farming. Can't walk under a tree for fear of being killed by storm damaged trees because small towns can't afford to maintain rights of way. If your vehicle fails, you could literally die over it. Yeah. Small towns are small for a good reason. The fondest wish of every kid here is to gtfo.

[@NVader90]

Yeah every single person just needs to drop $12,000~ a year on their very own automobile and they're good to go!

[@calebmauer1751]

Yeah, still living there. 90% of the reason is the lack of traffic and parking issues, the other 10% is being near the woods. 3000 people but I wouldn't mind if it was less. The downside is you have to leave town for anything besides groceries and basic hardware so the traffic gets you eventually.

[@brotherman147]

@@NVader90 and? as opposed to using public transportation? yeah fuck that lol

[@maitele]

Half my family is in a town so small that the nearest CVS is a 20 minute drive. To answer Aldean's question, you can actually make it quite far down the road if you try that in a small town like *that*

[@rubberface1424]

Let's all appreciate the songwriting of "This Kiss". Not only is it a bop, but to put "centrifugal motion", "perpetual bliss" and "pivotal moment" all in the chorus - that's a lesson in linguistics right there! And to then sing that like it's nothing... Serious chops!

[@succumbtoviolets]

i haven't looked this up, but surely the last time "centrifugal" has ever been used in a country song.

[@TremorX]

I would watch a "Physics with Faith Hill" youtube series.

[@gfh110]

I learned more about math and physics from "This Kiss" than I did in all of high school.

[@McPhisto]

I would've sworn it's "centripetal".

[@briancrawford8751]

@@McPhisto It should be centripetal. Centrifugal force drives two bodies in motion away from each other.

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

To have the story line finally be completed - to see Pat finally get a hot tub and complete the Simple Plan - fills me with so much joy. His happiness is my happiness too

[@JohnSnow-lb6xi]

I did a little fat guy happy dance when I realized what was going on...

[@chastermief839]

I think what I love so much about Pat's videos is that he's not just another jaded, cynical asshole. his videos have so much heart. the ending of this one with the back at the board talk, and the song with kim (on the drums!), and that final beautiful scene with the hot tub. it really makes me smile. it's easy to take snipes at assholes who make shitty music, it's hard to not also look like an asshole while you're doing it. This dude has a gift.

[@mountainbeatsdjco4174]

I love your gags, your jokes, your recurring bits and your recurring cast of friends and family. But it's your big damn heart that gets me every time.

[@JohannesWiberg]

Agreed. There are tons of funny youtubers, and there are tons of musical youtubers. But only one god damn Pat Finnerty.

[@The_Back_Room]

i don't think you understand what a great film maker you are and how engaging this stuff is. you have lightning in a bottle sir. this stuff is original genius at its finest... reminds me of the free-for-all 90's. this entire series has perfect pacing, a perfect blend of humor, info and personality, and a reason to love it. your genuineness comes across the screen easily, and there is no doubt that you can do this for a living... then buy your own house with a giant hot tub. ps, Kim sang "Stop Dragging My Heart Around" amazingly on that Tom Petty Appreciation Band video... you were good too Pat, but Kim, c'mon 👍👍

[@fcon2123]

100%. Long-format story telling on the internet is such a rare thing. Vines, to tweets, to tiktoks, etc., the attention span of a normal viewer is so short. To hold our attention for an HOUR in this day and age is damn near unheard of. Making something like this takes a lot more skill and stage presence than you'd think.

[@TerryCaber]

Me, a female Pat fan: There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

[@NeoN-PeoN]

I'm not even sure that's true...

[@apriljean8614]

​@@NeoN-PeoN off of this comment section theres at least 3 of us

[@swansox]

@@apriljean8614Four!

[@AaBb-zj2ld]

thanks for showing out

[@stevenhaas9622]

Based on his number of subscribers there are approximately 4,320 of you.

[@kevincrotty826]

30:41 "That's why *I* call him 'The Deuce.'" I love how the inflection on "I" leaves open the possibility for other people to have their own reasons to call him "The Deuce."

[@EduardoMano]

The humor, the sarcasm, your veteran dad dissing TN, the hot tub... man, this was a ride well worth taking. Didn't even know the song in the first place, but you got me for all the 59:57 minutes. Thank you very much.

[@TheBfutgreg]

I'd never heard of it either....that's what not watching Fox News does for a person's mental health

[@BeeWhistler]

@@TheBfutgregLOL is that where someone would hear it? No wonder I haven’t, either. Well, also because I can’t stand country music, especially when it sublimates ignorance.

[@JBB685]

I literally cannot watch Pat in a hot tub without getting choked up…

[@christopherweise438]

Pat Finnerty's Celebrity Hot Tub Party.

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

Damn, bro... You gotta choke up on it? Jealous.

[@Kirkvanhouten55]

my hot tub is the only material possession that ever brought me any joy

[@Blodhelm]

Almost as much as the first time we saw August is Falling play live.

[@mjbswenson]

Patriot!

[@karld001]

My wife's nephew was learning to play guitar and he was playing country music. I said I didn't know you like country music. He said I don't, but it's easy to play.

[@erkl8823]

Adam Jones (Tool guitarist/founder) said country (guitar stylings only, of course) was/is a big inspiration for his guitar style (I'm assuming chords/fretting mostly). Anyway, not a defense of country, I'm certainly not into it, but I also don't think we should confuse... whatever this "modern" sh*t is, with what country used to mean.

[@AKguru762]

Adam Jones is the GOAT

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

When I was a kid, my friends used to ask me why I was always playing Bob Dylan songs, and I would say, "Because I can't play or sing."

[@garethbaus5471]

He isn't wrong.

[@victorheath1459]

@karld001 That’s why my first band was a ska band, it was easy.

[@Phoenix0F8]

The small town I grew up in for the first 17 years of my life called the cops on me for changing my brake fluid in the park one time when I felt my brakes getting spongy, and another time for walking around on the back roads because there was *nothing to do in that town.* People were just as selfish, nosey, scummy and vindictive as in any city. The school was dogshit with bullying and drugs, nobody cared. It felt like me and two friends against the whole world- not any remote sense of a small town banding together. This guy is singing about an America that hasn't existed for at least 70 years, and probably never really existed at all beyond an idealized mutual admiration society enjoyed by a privileged few straight white men with subservient wives. The """good old days""" for some good old boys.

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

as someone who grew up in Lebanon, TN (where the klan is still allowed to march in the xmas parade) you hit the nail on the head. small towns are WORSE if anything, because at least in NYC people aren't all up in your personal business. and yeah... that America never existed except in 1950's red threat propaganda.

[@Alexander_Grant]

I grew up in, what from I could gather, the smallest town in Louisiana out of all of the people I met during college. I went to a big college too, Baton Rouge was a much better place to live than the town I grew up in. Friendlier people, safer, and you didn't have the established big fish in the small pond people that basically run everything there like I did in the small town. I'm convinced everyone who likes this song likes to roleplay growing up in a small town and hasn't actually experienced it, or they are one of those big fish in small pond people or rub shoulders with them and are the kind of people that enjoy name-dropping small town celebrities. The people who went on to do anything that didn't involve going to jail from my high school unanimously hated that place. The ones who talked like these people do are either in jail, haven't been seen due to addiction, or dead.

[@jakestewartmusic]

Pat coming back is the Christmas miracle we all needed

[@r.c.2167]

The Rick Ruben drop during chop sticks takes the cake. Absolute gold Pat.

[@badredfinn2982]

Beato!!!

[@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_]

Rick Rubin and Beato flash-cameos made me actually LOL!!

[@zhazhagab0r]

Imma tell you right now, I live in a small town. Very small. I hate my neighbors.

[@matthewdennis1739]

That’s why you live outside the town….ahhhh…no neighbors.

[@unablenarwal8863]

I live in a very small town and my neighbor yells at the cars passing bye other than him I have no opinion about my neighbors

[@lnielse1]

@@ConnbineHarvester Dang it! Everybody should speak English. Even if you live in another country.

[@prufrock1977]

I left my small town. Left the whole fuckin’ country. Much better life and making more money.

[@motherofthetans]

I lived downtown before I moved to a small town and when I lived downtown I knew my neighbors and we gave a shit about each other. I've lived in a small town for fifteen years, in the same house, and only one neighbor speaks to us. Everybody else is all cliqued up and probably wouldn't call 911 if our house was on fire. I hate it here

[@Eloraurora]

That Willie Nelson line sent me on a wild tangent as a former horse girl. I am disappointed to report that no one seems to have made a custom My Little Pony doll of him, but there is a namesake therapy horse.

[@rocknrollmandolin]

Thank god, the perfect name for a horse. Why did he never appear on the show, he wouldve made a great fit lol.

[@fiftyonefiftyone5151]

The moment Pat rants about small towns being more patriotic while walking in the courtyard of the Independance Hall in Philly... oh the irony. Well played. Warm love from Canada keep it up Pat.

[@nostromonaut]

I was cracking up the whole time 😂

[@I_like_turtles_67]

Except Philly is full of D bags now. Look no further than their sports teams.

[@Musicsteve91]

Hats off to you. There are some people in the US that wouldn't even recognize that building.

[@stuffthings1417]

Disney used it.

[@phat111]

Sorry if I’m being dumb but I’m from UK can you explain please? I haven’t got to that part of the vid yet tbf

[@fireminer101]

The long awaited return of the only music youtuber to own a pedalmobile!

[@MerchantMarineGuy]

He is a certified pedalphile

[@psychotropictraveler514]

​@@MerchantMarineGuyyooo 😂

[@nikbert]

"Three Doors Watered-Down" is savage

[@1th_to_comment.]

Sounds like the name of an ancient from rain world or something

[@Mae_Dastardly]

@@1th_to_comment. omfg I love u so much for that lmao

[@gillianb6508]

It’s my new favorite 😂

[@gogglestherandom5701]

Love the “not sure about cities being patriotic” as you are walking in front of independence hall

[@ethanwells2103]

“If Jason Aldean’s still has the guns that his granddaddy gave him, what happened to the record collection?” This may be my favorite WMTSS quote yet

[@AnIdiotsLantern]

His grandpa didn’t have nearly enough Staind or Skillet is record collection

[@Soufriere84]

Skeet shooting because he has zero respect for music? :P My thought upon hearing that line was, "If the guns are that old, are they even in working condition? Aldean is clearly too stupid to do proper maintenance. If they're just meant to be display pieces then why is he throwing a hissy fit?" EVERY gun control bill ever proposed specifically exempts non-working firearms AND working hunting rifles.

[@timd729]

Why would you assume an old gun isn't working? You can assume an old gun works unless there is visible damage

[@xXEGPXx]

@@timd729 You should never assume anything about guns, that is one of the most important rules of guns

[@timd729]

@@xXEGPXx well if you aren't familiar with an old gun don't just assume it's broken is all I'm saying... Assume it works because chances are unless there is visible damage it probably does

[@carmelitababy8869]

The deep references, in-jokes and plain wealth of knowledge pertaining to scum bag rock really cooks my pasta. Another instant classic.

[@colin-nekritz]

That shot of Pat saying "maybe cities don't know about freedom" while literally walking by the building where the friggin' US Liberty Bell which was rung to celebrate US's freedom was just too perfect.

[@hitthegoat]

Cooks my pasta. I’m gonna borrow that one

[@deserttacosband]

No hard feelings Pat. Again at the end of the day we took it is a complement. Working on some original music right now. Excited to hear which songs stink

[@JT-nk3sh]

we love you desert taco band

[@innoc4063]

Common Desert Tacos Band W

[@doomdoomdoom1016]

Fuck yeah DTB!

[@richiecook2305]

DTB FTW!!

[@richieheyward161]

DTB is back baby!

[@BRLambert4]

"Slow kryptonite" broke me and made me a lifelong fan of whatever this guy says.

[@caliente-frio3966]

This series captures that perfect balance of putting way too much effort into something, yet still looking like you put in no effort at all. 😄

[@GregGallagher]

1. Your dad rules, 2. I loved this video. 3. Don’t make us wait so long for the next one Happy holidays Pat.

[@ShineSpikePM]

Only on this channel can I crack a grin at a bald white guy revealing an inflatable hot tub in a 93 foot garage in Philadelphia, keep being great man

[@kansaimonmusic]

Dude, spoilers.

[@ShineSpikePM]

@@kansaimonmusic my bad I forget some people read comments before finishing the video 🫡

[@kansaimonmusic]

Nah, mate. I was joking anyway. I did come here after the.video.

[@cmodjeski2891]

This is the funniest channel on KZbin. My wife sitting next to me thinks I’m nuts for laughing so much. Please more frequent videos.

[@ChaosPootato]

There's something very special to this chaotic editing and random tangents and fucking live calling sleeping people to sing notes for you. Welcome back Pat

[@adamlane6453]

The tangents are NOT random!

[@seanmalroy]

@@adamlane6453 that’s what blows me away is all of the one offs and tangents are actually in service of a bigger point. This is an amazing composition.

[@peterrauch9961]

I have been arguing for “waiting all week for Sunday night” to be the lyric for the better part of a decade, so I just wanted to thank you for using your platform to support this issue.

[@brianbelgard5988]

Its either a psyop or she refused to redo the original.

[@AudreyGB]

My guess is some exec says absolutely not to that lyric, because it undermines the other -day night football games. I filly agree with you and Pat on this one though.

[@brianbelgard5988]

@@AudreyGB as someone who works in advertising, this makes perfect sense. The number of times we’ve had to photoshop out small objects impossible to see in a banner ad is mind blowing.

[@ImaginaryAlchemist]

​@@AudreyGBthat does make a lot of sense, they don't want to downplay the other games. I wonder if something like "been waiting all Sunday for tonight" would work. I'm not a musician or an advertising expert by any means, but it at least makes more sense than waiting all day for Sunday night

[@Hawk7886]

I can't imagine watching that stuff for a decade.

[@TouchDirt]

I was so confused by all the channel lore in this video that i had to binge every other stinker you've made. Shit rules

[@rhondajohnson2725]

I just got done doing the same thing and I don't regret a second of it. Lol

[@AoifenicLir]

My turn next, I guess.

[@pdtomlingson8288]

“I don’t think they ripped off Kryptonite or 3 Doors Down, it’s worse than that, I think they were influenced by 3 Doors Down” IM DEAD

[@Man2quilla]

I need a shitty country song about how a broken escalator is just stairs in a small town

[@cdwilliams1]

Thank you for the convenience!

[@JM-nb4yo]

Hedberg!@@cdwilliams1

[@ruthie8785]

I was stairs in a small town I went up in a small town I never moved in a smaaaall town I was always, station-ary

[@DKdrop]

Honestly, that’d be hard, because that sounds like the premise of a really good country song. Like, I could see Nick Shoulders writing that.

[@liamthomas2695]

​@@cdwilliams1 However, I do believe it's "sorry for the convince."

[@MrGul]

Oh, man... Seeing the garage door open to reveal the hot tub, that literally made me feel the happiest I've felt all this year. Thank you so much for being such an awesome dude through and through, Pat!

[@sailorstarchild]

I am always impressed with Pat's ability to talk to random people on the street.

[@RustyVaperGameplay]

You would be confused by England. I will regularly have conversations with strangers. A few weeks ago I ended up at a pub with strangers and ended up hanging out for 18 hours. Ended up doing a bunch of coke.

[@sailorstarchild]

@@RustyVaperGameplay I might be socially awkward.

[@ROOKTABULA]

@@RustyVaperGameplay Seriously. So many of my friends in Canaduh are amazed how random people, especially people that are fukt up, will just start up a convo with me.

[@RustyVaperGameplay]

@@ROOKTABULA Saw some guys in a shop at 1am... Later I saw him in town and recognized him I was like "Yo", he said "Do you drink?" and I just replied with "Pub?". It was 11am.

[@fgoindarkg]

You mean like panhandlers, and tweakers? They'll talk to anyone. They'll talk to their feet.

[@calci2679]

“Sucker punch someone on the sidewalk” has got to be the funniest opening line I’ve heard in a very long time.

[@klmullins65]

They've been writing "A Country Boy Can Survive" over and over since 1982

[@nick1512]

Yeah they have and I'm glad I ain't the only one who notices that

[@omegatafkal]

Which is not a bad thing.

[@lnielse1]

It is a bad thing​@@omegatafkal

[@d3pr0fundis]

It’s just completely disingenuous and ridiculous. We’ve all likely lived in small towns and the concept that they’re all growing their own food and running trout lines instead of just driving to Walmart is ludicrous.

[@13druber]

Yall are ignorant

[@tomacas]

In a video filled with lots of great moments, I have to shout out the incredible bit at 47:54. Perfectly timed camera work there. Truly, cities must have nothing to do with America.

[@riethc]

Couldn't have been better if he rang the Liberty Bell 😅

[@dylananderson310]

I was saying to my partner YESTERDAY you haven’t added to this series in over a year. Missed you Pat, looking forward to a long one

[@adrianguinn3331]

Eerily the same. Like, verbally out loud in the car yesterday.

[@collinmc90]

I was saying the same thing to my dad like two days ago hahaha

[@akf2000]

I mean same thing except I was thinking about the film Freddy Got Fingered for no reason, then today Google showed me an article about how it was Roger Ebert's most hated movie.

[@jeremyweaver5639]

I told my partner this weekend that "that guy who makes videos about terrible songs" must've moved on with his life lol

[@swansox]

Yes!! Yesterday, out of the blue, I thought…”I hope he’s ok. It’s been ages since he released a video.”

[@gogoajojo]

This video honestly had me smiling ear to ear by the end. I love this sense of humor, what a great first video of yours to stumble upon

[@bxfrommx]

as one of your 2.7 percent female subscribership, Thank you for bringing the joy of Kim's unflappable, game-for-any-internet-nonsense energy into our lives

[@AlexMiller-sd5vk]

She takes being a good sport to a whole 'nother level

[@bipbipletucha]

seconded

[@jayjaybee]

Kim's a total legend--Pat better write that song about her already!

[@capnfungi7875]

I've never seen this channel before and this format of a 15 minute review surrounded by 45 minutes of the most entertaining insane rambling is just perfect

[@validpostage]

referring to D as being "a full Phantom down" from F# got a ridiculous belly laugh out of me, stellar episode

[@MrMZaccone]

I live in a small town, population about 6,000. Problem is, it seems about 3,000 of them are meth heads.

[@headheretic1580]

same shit in smaller towns lmao, we have less than a thousand and we still manage to have an area of town my boss calls the projects

[@dragonsword7370]

​​@@headheretic1580 funny thing is that section of town has probably been "that part of town" for long, it's in the foundation of that area. That is going to be harder economically or other issues.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

So how is bogalusa, LA anyway

[@adamgates1142]

That's only like 50%

[@Godmil]

Algorithm: Do you want to watch a 1h video on a song you have never heard? Me: No. - 1 hour later - Me subscribing!

[@tracyveronika]

❤😂

[@VantheKeyofLain]

Let Lloyd Tub! He found you the damn thing! XD But seriously this was hilarious. Loved this and will check out more vids. Also, never apologize to Train. I use to love them (Drops of Jupiter, mm mm).... but then they came back with Soul Sister? It was just... yick. Could not understand why I hated it so bad. Hmm. Sounds like that should be the next video I watch! 😂

[@victorheath1459]

Ha ha ha, exactly! I never watch videos this long, I didn’t even notice notice!

[@Housesider]

Same

[@ChristopheBeauregard]

On one hand, this was a great thing to watch. On the other hand, now I'm utterly terrified that the algorithm is going to start recommending Jason Aldean videos at me.

[@getoffamylan6844]

The alg giveth, and the alg taketh away.

[@L1558]

@@getoffamylan6844 🤣🤣🤣😐😔😭😭

[@Kawamura2]

@@getoffamylan6844 unfortunately, it's what the alg giveth that worries me more 🤨

[@SIDEKICKDUSTY]

I haven't finished the video but I wanted to say that the part with Rick Rubin helping put Chopsticks together really got me

[@impulsecoupling]

Killed me too. He improves everything

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Would anyone even take Chopsticks seriously if Rubin hadn’t backed it?

[@jimlaws3985]

Finnerty, you beautiful bastard! You’re spot on and funny as hell, as usual. This episode is PURE GOLD!!

[@rafybass11]

Pat, I sincerely believe that you are a genius. I can't even describe it man, but you're genuinely special and I think you're going to win an Emmy one day for writing comedy.

[@Jason3d1]

This entire video is gold. How can Pat turn an hour of straight shit talking into something so entertaining, funny and wholesome? 😂❤️

[@galvanizedgnome]

It feels like his trump derangement syndrome has finally gone terminal and melted his brain.

[@Juliana_So_Unique]

Hot tub mellows.

[@NahNahNahNoWay]

Philadelphia is a special place

[@MatthewSmithx]

@@NahNahNahNoWaycity of *brotherly* love. Like your brother busting your balls to say he loves you

[@dsmith6484]

Finally caved and watched this after seeing it floating in my recommended videos. Absolutely genius. The stroll in front of Independence Hall was one of the best parts. Keep it up!

[@PeacefulPariah]

I loved that part. Perfect subtle reminder.

[@ethandollarhide7943]

Jason: " In a small town, people look after each other nobody what walk of life you come from" As somebody from an extremely small and extremely Conservative Town in the Bible Belt, I can confirm that statement is absolute BS.

[@Do_not_at_me_bro]

You must be Liberal trash then

[@chiefkeefmoney]

@@Do_not_at_me_browhy would their political agenda matter if the town is conservative and the people aren’t nice

[@charlesdemers1197]

@@Do_not_at_me_bro Try and be more tolerant to different opinions bud.

[@natearchuleta2003]

Please don't ever stop doing these. Even if it's once a year. These literally breathe life into my soul.

[@StaffyLeeMusic]

This. I would happily wait 16 months between videos. I mean, I just did!

[@yasmamadoomeh9842]

Him and hbomberguy, all I need is one per year!

[@jacobseal]

I don't want to live in a world where these are no longer made.

[@stevieparr7039]

This brought me genuine joy. Not just for the hilariousness, but also so happy he finally got his hot tub!

[@mattdowie92]

The apple didn't fall far from the tree bit was next level. Love it.

[@jaredgruttadauria9445]

Lloyd is a legend with wisdom, he needs his own segments every episode.

[@adinarosenstein9586]

When you started playing Crazy, a tear came to my eye. Damnit, that's a good song!

[@nero3k]

Pat is the Mr. Blue Sky’s of KZbin. No matter how much of a shit day I’ve had a new Pat video is like sunlight breaking through the clouds to break my funk.

[@howellbuzz]

Agreed. And may the road rise to meet you ✊🏼

[@theneonchimpchannel9095]

PLEASE don't apologize to Walker Hayes. He's done a Christmas version of "Fancy Like". It features the line "Hey Jesus, it's your birthday!".

[@DTheAustralian]

that's so dumb it wraps around to being adorable lol

[@galvanizedgnome]

Noone else is sad this guy has succumbed to his trump derangement? He used to at least hold it in a little. He will need to be on sue a side watch next elections.

[@maxsmart9116]

​@@galvanizedgnomethe background music is everything that's wrong with modern country. Has nothing to do with TDS.

[@retinalcircus]

​​@@galvanizedgnometake your salty maga tears and disappointment someplace else. No one cares. Stop making everything about that sulking tub of sorbet

[@TacticusPrime]

@@galvanizedgnome It is pretty astonishing how deranged the Republican party has become. Chris Fucking Christie has to be the adult in the room? Eisenhower is definitely spinning in his grave.

[@andrewkomlodi]

The pocket pistol Beatos were unexpected in the best possible way.

[@gwislomezable]

They perfectly show Pat is fresh as ever 😂

[@JerryLeeHowell2]

I've listened to this video at least 100 times and I cannot believe my eyes seeing Jason Aldean and Luke Bryant section. That's one voice. Holy crap.

[@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689]

2:21 that little kid saying "yes" to helping his neighbour before his dad even processes the question. THAT is someone who's parents have taught him well. :)

[@26michaeluk]

🤣

[@uff-duh]

The Independence hall bit was perfect. Glad to see you back. Beato bee was runner up.

[@schu1324]

I screamed

[@deft__12]

Seeing Pat finally get the hot tub, made the last year worth it. Almost cried, I love to see great people win. God bless Patrick 🍻

[@deralfenderson]

When that door slowly rose up. A MIRACLE!!

[@gregjustlovesyoutubeguidelines]

Yo spoiler alert!

[@patmccrotch5373]

I've said it so many times, there's nothing on KZbin that breaks down songs in a better and more entertaining way than finnerty. How are his videos so good? He rules!

[@User-b9q2z]

Aldean saying how female country singers sound the same paired with him and Bryan sounding like clones of each other is peak comedy. But then pat had to one up himself in the same video with his patriotism rant

[@BullFrogFace]

I genuinely could not tell when the other one started singing in his example. I dont even know who started singing first lmao

[@zeenuf00]

awwwwwww patriotism make u mad. 😅😅😅😅😅

[@Maialeen]

@zeenuf00 Don't be cringy for the love of God. Don't do that to yourself. If you disagree, that's fine. Reply with your real opinion. But this awwwwwwww weirdness doesn't do anything.

[@greysnake2903]

Yee

[@Hanoveur]

@@zeenuf00Mad? I don’t see anyone mad here.

[@Fra_Sausageball]

Putting the lyrics to Try That In a Small Town to "Ohio" is an absolute stroke of genius. It somehow makes the inane text into something worth listening to.

[@teadrinker3290]

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if that was a full song. The vintage music makes it way more tolerable.

[@MrRAGE-md5rj]

I was gonna insult you, but reading your name saved me the trouble.@@teadrinker3290

[@pr0ntab]

I thought about this some more and I realized that it sounded like the hypothetical singer really felt and believed what they were singing and even if I didn't agree with it upon reflection I still felt like I'd be compelled to hear them out. This is the power of a good performance.

[@RisqueBrusque]

It's actually the only way "Try That in a Small Town" gets stuck in my head

[@bennyfactr6122]

As a fellow forty something with a shitty spine, seeing you get the hot tub was sincerely heart warming. Folding up is a young man's game

[@T61APL89]

Its all fun, games and hot tubs full of champagne... until you catch legionnaires disease

[@sjeanmacleod]

I have all WMTSS and little stinkers on a playlist and I just run through them on the regular. Thank you for the content Pat. Love your sense of humor and dry wit. I have have some of the deepest and sustained bouts of guttural laughter over oh so many moments contained in these videos. True laughter as sure as a I IV V..Beato.❤

[@draguladriver]

I live in a "small town" and trust me, the whole "take care of our own" thing is just a thing people say on TV and in songs. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe my Town just isn't Small(TM) enough.

[@goatfromhell666]

I've heard people call towns down south with 20k people small towns. That's about as genuine as modern country music. I lived in small towns for years. My hometown is considered big, with a population of about 2,000 people.

[@donotgotthis]

Same, I also grew up in a small town on a farm. My neighbors at one point were m*th dealers.😂 Notoriously, outside of work/school, the only things to do in most small towns are trespass on private property, drink in a church parking lot, or drugs.

[@anthonydelfino6171]

In my experience, people in small towns will turn on you immediately once they think you might be in any way a drag on them.

[@crackcoursehistory4566]

How you ever thought that maybe you’re just an asshole?

[@skippythealien9627]

Jason Aldean is from Macon, Georgia. Far far FAR from being a small town plus the dude spends most of his days in Nashville these days, doesn't he?

[@darkdragonsoul99]

I'm from a small town and I can honestly say this guy has never been to a small town take care of our own my aching ass. What living in rural America teaches you is self reliance because no one is going to help you.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

Man's from Macon. Never stepped into a small town out of his own will

[@muffinpoots]

as a missourian, this hits hard.

[@Soufriere84]

100% true. I'm from small town Arkansas and I can tell ya true that if you're in the out-group -- racially, politically, economically, or any combination thereof -- NO ONE will help you. I was lucky enough to be a 4th-generation native so I'm mostly part of the "in-group", but my own mother, being an outsider, wasn't treated as well at least by some.

[@michaelcochran9685]

Same here brother!

[@wilkinsandwontinsachievemu3772]

as a person who is from Appalachia, Im so happy I live around New York City

[@wallacewizard3934]

Rob's half awake pissed off "whaughtt" is the funniest sound byte ive heard in a while

[@olliezoop]

This video was my introduction to your channel and I honestly cannot stop watching these

[@rockinsockmonkey8033]

Thank you for recognizing the masterpiece that is "this kiss" - one of your 10 female fans

[@bmac4]

I can't stand that song, but it's still way more musically interesting than this bullshit song lmao

[@lejluminati4832]

I also agree. Can't wait for the other 8 gals to get here.

[@mickeyfisher9826]

This is a masterpiece. Rick Rubin, full Phantom down, flash frames of gritty, all had me in tears.

[@BigTwinRiver]

It was early in a video PACKED with hilarity, but the Rubin pop-in absolutely killed me. Funniest thing I’ve watched in decades front to back hands down.

[@five12man]

Just got to the full phantom 😎

[@RDamps]

My wife didn’t understand my helpless laughing. Then tears

[@jonogray2378]

Jebus, but this is splendid. This is like being on the inside of the middle of the periphery of an obscure joke...with 160 thousand people.

[@frankdurp]

From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for eviscerating the Sunday Night Football lyrics.

[@pshoward22]

My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when Pat Finnerty kept balance between the Pop-Punk Tribes, the Train Kingdom, the Scumbag-Rock Nation, and Kravitz Nomads. But that all changed when the Scumbag-Rock Nation attacked. Only Pat Finnerty mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless Scumbag-Rockers, but when the world needed him most, he vanished…. BUT NOW Pat Finnerty has returned! And I believe he can save the world.

[@JordanKennedy]

Proud to be part of the 2.7% excited to see you back! Thank you for all your videos!

[@MrTimmyGT]

Dad: "guy can't even play the fucking guitar, fuck him" Mom: "Right" Dying😂

[@TomOmnom]

The apple not falling far from the tree graphic was completely on point

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

He came from some good apples 😂