Maybe. I'm not sure whether to feel happy or sad about it. I'm still thinking fuck cracked. It used to be the best channel on KZbin until they businessed it out of existence
@stueyfx93502 ай бұрын
We just need the other 3 and we can have After Hours again 👌
@RelicDavvi2 ай бұрын
@@stueyfx9350 Long live after hours.. OG cast
@jameslysaught9132 ай бұрын
*nice to see Cracked on Swaim again... maybe they can rebuild what once was (BTW the old Cracked video people have various careers and also podcasts - check them out - they are somehow all good - a real testimate to the idiocy of the corporate management that fired lightning in a bottle) Will always have a soft-spot for Swaim though... no matter how hard he phones it in (i feel like he could just freestyle something like this)
@awayfrommydeskjc2 ай бұрын
@@pepelucho1751 I feel the same way, still bitter about what they did to something I used to enjoy for years (a decade maybe). This is the first Cracked video I've watched in a very long time. If any of the old gang come back or make appearances I'll watch them but I don't know if I'm ready to trust the rest of Cracked again yet.
@NhilNinja2 ай бұрын
Yesterday I passed on a Cracked video thinking, 'This type of video just isn't fun without Swaim or O'Brien'
@thedeekabides2 ай бұрын
Stealthy With Another Intro Michael
@L33tSkE3tАй бұрын
BAE Systems is a British company. Loved the video, Great to see you back Swaim.
@trendy_gwendy2 ай бұрын
I’ve been watching Swaim since I was in 4th grade - he just makes me so happy, and I’m glad he’s still making things 😊
@lawrencechesneau2 ай бұрын
Swaim founded the Horton corporation(s)? I just KNEW there was something I loved about that guy!
@mattk61012 ай бұрын
This man should be classified as a national treasure.
@khartog012 ай бұрын
Nice jab at that small rock floating around in space named for the Roman god of the underworld.
@WhatWhy422 ай бұрын
Anubis is coming o
@WhatWhy422 ай бұрын
They say Anubis is coming
@acgeewhiz2 ай бұрын
@@WhatWhy42 Is the “they” you’re referring to yourself in your previous comment?
@WhatWhy422 ай бұрын
@@acgeewhiz I thought yt removed that... No they would be astronomers in this case... Also they might be full of crap .. hard to say ...
@jeffreyhoadley56972 ай бұрын
I don't know how to like this A million times to see Michael back
@Theycallmetomu2 ай бұрын
We're back baybeeeeeeee~ Though I gotta say, Michael coming back after, y'know, everything-that-happened certainly hits different.
@bobafettjr852 ай бұрын
What all happened?
@Kufunninapuh2 ай бұрын
If it helps make it go down easier the corporate stiffs that all but killed cracked because the Facebook algorithm started controlling their minds are gone. As far as I know the channels is pretty much the passions project of like the only person who didn't get fired in that calamity. And Swaim is having a baby and needs cash
@TheDagon122 ай бұрын
@@bobafettjr85kind of the same thing that happened to college humor but it was worse because they didn’t have their Sam reich- basically a bunch of suits came in, fired all the talent, told the website to make more money, and were surprised when the now artist-free cracked stopped making content that people wanted to watch
@bobafettjr852 ай бұрын
@@Kufunninapuh Oh gotcha. I thought they meant something like Michael had some allegations against him or something. I do miss old Cracked. It hasn't been the same in years.
@ShutchyerLips2 ай бұрын
Definitely hits different. I'm wondering who's doing the writing now, but not enough to put effort into it. It just doesn't feel very swaimy tbh, but that could just be a change in writing style over time?
@tedmosby57552 ай бұрын
Swaim is the GOAT!!
@beccarose26012 ай бұрын
Oh, how we have missed you, Dr. Swaim!
@richardkeohane66792 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote this was firing on all cylinders for the first two minutes. What a strong start. A return to form. A perfect hook to keep my interest.
@billyvsbilly12 ай бұрын
Hey look who it is! Welcome back
@eoghan19162 ай бұрын
Swaim!!!!! Sooo happy to see him back!!! Can we get a new season of does not comput.
@OhNoIts332 ай бұрын
I’m sad these videos get so little views :( I love Michael’s humor and I hope he develops in his career more
@TekDeviL7 күн бұрын
I just hope he develops...
@boydstephensmithjr2 ай бұрын
Swain With Actual Invisibility? Masterful!
@steveoconnivo96662 ай бұрын
Always nice to see Michael back (After Hours was one of my all time favorite series), but its extremely hard to support Cracked when i give my support to Dr.JB.
@acgeewhiz2 ай бұрын
Agreed… the good doctor did everything he could to try and bring Cracked back, and (for whatever reason) he was also let go and/or not kept on.
@jaylee95522 ай бұрын
Hey Swaim lol, I can't believe he back on cracked. I might watch this channel again lol
@christopherlundgren17002 ай бұрын
Sh*t's Wack About Invisibility Man Good to see you back, brother. 👊
@ramonaflowers50522 ай бұрын
I'm always happy to see another Swaim video! ♥
@SecretSocietyofGoths2 ай бұрын
MICHAEL SWAIN BRINGING IT BACK
@emkultra23492 ай бұрын
Been loving the content yall been creating lately.Ofc especially the Swaim return,but have been enjoying the New Cracked broadly.Keep it up💜✌️
@TheGoonTick2 ай бұрын
Return of the king
@Frankoman642 ай бұрын
"I am Swaim The Whitecoat, and I come to you now at the turning of the tide!"
@mr.zafner82952 ай бұрын
S W A I M Hey fun video man. Thanks for curing my writer's block forever, by the way. I heard your method on some podcast interview you were doing and it is absolute maximum great
@TheOneTrueMvP2 ай бұрын
Nice to see Cracked on Swaim again!
@palatinus7122 ай бұрын
One thing that seems to be in just about every sci fi, fantasy, and even other genre work is one or more people going into someone else's mind and/or dreams. Can you make a video about that?
@macsnafu2 ай бұрын
You know what I want, don't you? I'm Silently Wanting an Actual Invisible Man. Ha. I finally nailed it with something that makes sense!
@PstrJFrancis2 ай бұрын
I can believe bro is back, this is fantastic
@guillermodiego8192 ай бұрын
This video had me laughing from beginning to end! Disappointed you didn't mention Klingon Bird of Prey, but at least we got the Ferengi. Consider all the jokes you could crack about black holes. Thanks for all the laughs!
@Mouseskitter2 ай бұрын
I love Michael Swaim.
@joesjoeys2 ай бұрын
Michael Swaim? YES PLEASE!
@TheRealLongname2 ай бұрын
You nailed it but im gonna need an apology to my "Garbage Pail Kids"/"Mars Attacks" lenticular card.
@Words-er5ezАй бұрын
I love the Honest Ads series! One of the best things on KZbin!
@SepSyn2 ай бұрын
MIKE! love to see this guy
@pyrosnineActual2 ай бұрын
But...but, even if we do find Kratos, what are we supposed to do with him? He's got Spartan rage, a Dad bod, and has survived the apocalpyse, twice!
@delacreaux2 ай бұрын
The jokes in this one were all killer no filler, excellent writing and delivery!
@scottydk0072 ай бұрын
Mr Swaim you are one of my favorite artists to watch work!!!! You are amazing
@thedaytonas2 ай бұрын
Love this. Love Swaim, love cracked.
@jmoconnell2 ай бұрын
I had a very fun giggle thinking about a man having to carve Cumbag into a stone by hand. Thank you Michael.
@jasonfrost78752 ай бұрын
I've really enjoyed this Series Good to See "Sir Who Always Informs Mischievously" being funny AF
@EDASHTV2 ай бұрын
WE ARE SO BACK 🙏🏽🙏🏽
@danielgehring74372 ай бұрын
Please do jaeger/mechas. I long to hear Swaim say the phrase "square-cube law" dozens of times in a 4 minute video.
@jimmjimms2 ай бұрын
do the one with heads living in jars
@a243962 ай бұрын
Nice!
@squelish2 ай бұрын
SWWWAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNN!!! 💪😮
@CasualFox124952 ай бұрын
I missed your face, small beans Swaim!!!!
@CheerfuEntropy2 ай бұрын
YES!!! he has returned!
@JimBarlow12 ай бұрын
A successful swaim. Loved this.
@EAlexandra32 ай бұрын
This isn't going to make sense if it's inaccurate, but was the costume for the gatekeeper a reference to the VHS game Nightmare? Great video, thanks!
@Marvin-ro2ds2 ай бұрын
This was your best video yet!
@Night_City_Vibes2 ай бұрын
Good to see you bro- !!! These should have way more views.
@jimmjimms2 ай бұрын
fine, Ill resub. only for you Swaim
@uhhcallmejefe2 ай бұрын
MICHAEL!!!!
@durk53312 ай бұрын
I Love that the Tank Camo is Only good from a distance, because if you're close enough to the tank to notice its pixelation, then its likely already too late XD
@rizpatel35522 ай бұрын
Criminally underrated video atleast 1 million views please
@movierates2472 ай бұрын
So great to finally have Michael back!
@feargus12 ай бұрын
It's great to have Swaim back.
@robspiess2 ай бұрын
@7:38 does that mean Rainman's favorite airline is just "ass"?
@BasicDrumming2 ай бұрын
I appreciate you and thank you for making content.
@nmarrs85392 ай бұрын
SWAIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
@hectorj.romanp.2 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention that people behind/inside a cloaked device/suit could not see the outside world, in other words, they would be 'blind' to the visible light spectrum. That could be overcome with infrared or ultraviolet vision (like the predators) but it works both ways so you would not be completely invisible.
@endplanets2 ай бұрын
Great stuff as always
@CatchingUpSlowly2 ай бұрын
Hold up… when did Swaim go back to Cracked!? I’ve just dipped back into the After Hours series et al. I dipped (in the other, cooler sense) when it all went to shit. Did they bring the old band back!?!? Have I missed years of gold??
@etchasketch2222 ай бұрын
We HAVE to find out why Swaim isn't with...IGN...of all places. Glad to see him back on Cracked!
@BloodRefiner2 ай бұрын
Welcome back Big Guy, you've been missed. ✨❤️✨ Uh, not by me though, I sought out Small Beans immediately, you kind of parasocially mean a lot to me 😅
@Galvamel2 ай бұрын
I would like you to cover those weird Sci-Fi jumpsuits everyone seems to have in the "Future".
@HipHopManStanMarsh2 ай бұрын
Swaim back on Cracked is incredibly encouraging to see
@BOTHthosearetaken2 ай бұрын
Human/Animal hybrids Lets get weird with it Oh and great job on creating Honest Ads!
@Altorin2 ай бұрын
You missed the best one that recently came out. Apparently, orange dorito dye can alter the refractive index of water and fat to make them the same. the result is the ability to turn upto 2 centimeters of flesh invisible. So you can't make a whole mouse invisible, but you can make their skin invisible so you can see into the mouse.
@davsan35702 ай бұрын
Fantastic beginning to end
@Kufunninapuh2 ай бұрын
Best one yet! Just make them about anything! Hacking? Does that count as sci-fi?
@KodyK82Ай бұрын
Happy to see Michael. I miss After Hours so very much
@MusicalBoarder2 ай бұрын
railgun type weapons would be neato
@always14csharp2 ай бұрын
How about a video about food in pill form? Like some kind of small beans.
@PandiiMan5 күн бұрын
I missed you, Mechanical Spider!
@TopSpot1232 ай бұрын
Best one so far
@monologistics2 ай бұрын
He really channeled his inner D.O.B. on this one
@seawurm2 ай бұрын
Immortality and life extention seems like a good subject.
@caseyp56652 ай бұрын
Swaim, such a great writer. Very contrasting to a lot of whats out there these days.
@Flowmada2 ай бұрын
Literally an article less than 7 days ago said that giving rats near toxic levels of yellow food dye caused their skin to turn transparent. So it turns out yellow dye is invisibility serum and yes we are close to invisibility.
@OayzHozey2 ай бұрын
Awesome!!!!
@davidmartinez-burns51222 ай бұрын
Love to see you every time Swaim! Oh planet declassification burn! lMAO!
@mistere.95342 ай бұрын
Swaim... single handedly saving cracked!
@enriqueperalta60592 ай бұрын
How about walking on non horizontal surfaces?
@PeerGynt20112 ай бұрын
More Swaim!
@alenbacco76132 ай бұрын
It's not really troop technically, but it would cool if you did a novel length semi autobiographical work of sci-fi/ magical realism.
@alasdairwatson712Ай бұрын
In your talk on ancient ideas of invisibility, you forgot the most famous, the ring of Gyges mentioned by Herodotus of Halicarnassus.
@matthewwriter95392 ай бұрын
"...so please keep calling that help line."
@Mrsunshine80002 ай бұрын
I’m so glad cracked is still kicking and screaming
@AzaleaJane2 ай бұрын
Droid Swaim has a pretty good aging algorithm!
@jameshamilton24802 ай бұрын
Hey Dr. Swaim, can you quantum-explain how superheroes fly? Why can Homelander fly with Maeve but not an airliner?
@karlmark99672 ай бұрын
How about the concept of Laser swords or light sabers. Can't wrap my head around it, how it works and why it should work
@davetronred11Ай бұрын
Muh boi swaim!
@theyearwas14732 ай бұрын
Real talk, the moment they can put real invisibility on drones and aircraft and missiles it's all over
@Nathaniel2Leinahtan12 ай бұрын
I'm not sure if this counts, but someone should do a thing about amnesia.
@1jotun1362 ай бұрын
They did that last week.
@Nathaniel2Leinahtan12 ай бұрын
@@1jotun136 ...did I forget?
@bobafettjr852 ай бұрын
If they really want to turn invisible, they should talk to my dad. If they can find him.
@ichigoapanchal99352 ай бұрын
Boy, this channal may gain back it's old popularity