You Eat Other Animals? | Sci-Fi Comedy Short Film | Vegan Aliens

[@GrootGuitar]

Saw a clip of this on TikTok. Great production and script! The after credits scene was a great touch too, lmfao! 🦖

[@Kitty294_]

omg same

[@lukakraljfinale5051]

Same

[@cjsmooth16]

Great acting as well

[@ashantiward8866]

SAMEE lol

[@turdlefrog]

Yup

[@BenjaminPitkin]

That moment when you're on a double date, and your friend doesn't know when to shut up. :)

[@barbados3592]

this is exactly why wingmen are incredibly overrated :D

[@manos7958]

It was an early save, if the ambassadors are not accepting of different practices then their planet would be an authoritarian hellhole.

[@spliter88]

@@manos7958Exactly, what kind of hellholle civilization wouldn't eat meat. Now, are you gonna finish that infant, or can I?

[@manos7958]

@@spliter88 It is just a clump of cells after all.

[@TheFroneyZone]

@jankowalski523 and we don't even know how - like for all we know they could have Avatar like tails - and don't even get me started on alien STDs 😂 so yeah, wingman did his job!

[@augustuswade9781]

"Do you eat each other?" Well lads, normally? No. No guarantees when things gets tough though.

[@matthewdenckla6567]

Soilent green is people! ;-)

[@theseeker3073]

There are tribes in the Amazon rainforest who do though, and the Papua Islanders too

[@Jonassoe]

@@theseeker3073 Cannibalism is not uncommon in times of extreme famine.

[@theseeker3073]

@@Jonassoe Except these tribes do it out of tradition

[@eleethtahgra7802]

....theres the tribe in papua new guinean who used to eat the old..... Then theres some old stereotype of south american tribes before 1800? Oh, The Aztec.....

[@scousesaus]

This has 'humans are space orcs' vibes and Im here for it.

[@Eis_]

And the fact that we seem to can't last a century without a war somewhere.

[@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE]

@@Eis_decade*

[@KoljaWolfi]

​@@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE day

[@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE]

@@KoljaWolfi second*

[@notagooglesimp8722]

Oi I take offense to da! We aint no space orc bois!

[@PaperbackWizard]

Ever see the live-action He-Man film? There's a scene where the heroes have come to *our* world and they snag some fast food. One of them says "I wonder why they put the food on these little white sticks." One of her companions says "Those are rib bones", and she says "You mean this used to be an animal? What a barbaric world." Her companion keeps eating, though. That scene has stuck with me ever since I was a little kid.

[@njnjhjh8918]

I still remember that one too! I love stuff that shows how odd human culture is. Third Rock From The Sun was great for that.

[@mandolinic]

That scene has stuck with me, too. I think one of the actors in that interaction was Jon Cypher, who was also in Hill Street Blues - but my memory could be at fault.

[@PaperbackWizard]

@@mandolinic Yup, that was him.

[@mandolinic]

@@PaperbackWizard Thanks.

[@johnjames4834]

@@njnjhjh8918 hey if you dont like it move to the 4th rock i kid i kid dont hate me

[@leonmitas]

Bro, when lion eats antelope nobody judges it, but when I eat my neighbor's dog, suddenly I am a psychopath

[@frogosplayer1]

Underrated 👏

[@samnelson7428]

cause you're smart

[@leonmitas]

@@samnelson7428 finally, some one who thinks I did the smart thing and took free snak

[@stefanschleps8758]

IKR?! Aliens are so sanctimonious.

[@JohnThomas]

Eat your neighbor's dog!? Seriously!?

[@gettingby365]

When your wingman is an albatross.

[@Jimbogf]

We eat albatross too.

[@paultanker5606]

G'Day to you! Try Dodo !!!

[@paulnels108]

@@paultanker5606 can't you that we ate them all!

[@foxxojones4757]

@@paulnels108I heard they actually tasted horrible too.

[@Rob07601]

The way I remember it, the Albatross was a ships good luck until some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint.

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

"Do you eat eachother?!" Should have been "well...only on rare occassion."

[@bjb7587]

Seldom, tho we do have a lot of movies about it. We call them "zombies".

[@cybervigilante]

Well, that could be a sexual reference 🤪

[@ericjohnston7663]

😂😂😂😂

[@paradisepipeco]

Meanwhile, back in the desert, the natives were eating their dates.

[@bjb7587]

@@paradisepipeco tee hee!

[@natethewrench]

Dumps back on earth; looks at each other: "Tacos?" ..."Tacos"

[@christianz8020]

Human tacos or other tacos?.. Human tacos

[@chucklefuck]

Makes sense, they were already trying to get some alien taco

[@hippiepisces9745]

Pink tacos I guess

[@janbaer3241]

They did a great job. They took just as long as the story required. They didn't try to stretch it out.

[@ericchristen2623]

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[@volodyanarchist]

There wasn't time for anything to become larger...

[@michaelwilford3216]

Exactly, and funnier than most SNL sketches.

[@johnjames4834]

like you did with your statement

[@Dirt-Fermer]

@@volodyanarchist maybe it could grow if you played with the idea some more

[@tobiaswilhelmi5280]

Besides all the other things that one can say about this production i want to thank the designer of the spacecraft. It's pretty hard to come up with a unique design that wasn't seen like a hundred times and given that in this short movie there was no need for any realism whatsoever this spacecraft is amazing.

[@WilyFilms]

I think it was Joseph Chukwuma from my brief. He was a student at Escape.

[@johnnybgood5121]

It's like one of the blades off a Ninja blender, lol

[@LennyNero2019]

I've noticed that too, very unique yet functional design that makes sense!

[@rcnelson]

@@johnnybgood5121 Exactly.

[@twister871]

Can't say the same for aliens though 😂

[@Wattchn]

lmao that cut between "what is your jacket made from" and them being dumped back to earth was hilarious

[@sparkythancztwise]

exactly, heh

[@jovanny125]

dumb

[@ExtinctDeinonychus]

At first I thought the guy was gonna say something along the lines of “my shirt was made with child labor” and then the aliens were gonna be like, “you enslave your own species?!”

[@WereWade]

I think they could have understood if'n they knew that sheep just keep growing their wool constantly until it overburdens them. Well then you go back in time, and it's probably because we bred them to be like that :D

[@DeathnoteBB]

Jumpcut. Cutscene is a scene in a videogame cut between gameplay.

[@super266]

"How dare you madam, we are CIVILIZED animals!"

[@raven4k998]

but you eat those animals how barbaric😲

[@queterian1526]

@@raven4k998 they said people are animals, were they about to _mate_ with the animals?

[@mroqido9987]

​@@queterian1526what's your point?

[@queterian1526]

@@mroqido9987 it's not a point, it's a question

[@mroqido9987]

@@queterian1526 sure sure. It seems to be the case, yes. Now what?

[@tanithrosenbaum]

You don't need enemies when you got a friend like leather jacket guy... 😅

[@endlessstudent3512]

Nonetheless the clip really showed the perverse coldness with which we treat our fellow animals on earth.

[@rswow]

Leather can be had from animals that die naturally.

[@endlessstudent3512]

They could. But that is not the case.@@rswow

[@rswow]

@@endlessstudent3512 It is/was the case in India for eons. It can be. The leather itself is not evil, it's the process of obtaining it that's that's good or bad. However, with the evil meat industry not going away soon, what do you propose be done with the resultant valuable hydes that seem to have little to no artificial parallel in their great functionality? I say that to discard them all would be a travesty.

[@endlessstudent3512]

That is true...I propose to stop the evil meat industry. People eat far too much meat...they think they are dying if they do not get meat every day. Simply not doable in an ethic way considering the number of humans on this planet. If everybody would only eat at small piece meat once a week, we would not need to torture animals anymore. @@rswow

[@TheBehm08]

“How old are the chickens when you kill them” “We’re not sure…” “42 days.” “How do you know that?!” “It’s on the KFC website” 😂

[@hixe]

I got confused by that because a old friend used to be a producer for them and he told me 35 days

[@bing2123]

@@noname-bt9ky are they egg layer's or broiler chickens (for eating)?

[@alinamorg]

42 days... Omg, I didn't know that... They are so young...they are kids. It's horrible

[@StephenLewisful]

KFC is now Kill Fuckin Chickens.

[@paradisepipeco]

The sad part is, Republicans waste half the KFC bucket. They avoid the left wing and the dark meat.

[@mermadeofgarbage4005]

The honesty though. A little credit to that guy for the honesty

[@christophersmith3005]

Honesty?? He could have been getting "worshipped" by alien chicks. But nooooo he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

[@l.zwieble6819]

Nope. In this case its just stupid

[@ledbol]

Agree. Most of people prefer to not admit crazy truth about our civilization)

[@ВасилийКоровин-г9э]

He is stupid. He really believes his "leather" jacket is made of leather.

[@VanFire87]

@@ledbol I mean, what's there to admit? If you're sapient species, that also happen to be a herbivore, then props to you, but that didn't happen on Earth, so here we're. It isn't as if they ask the plants for permission before eating them, and they're alive as well, and can also feel pain in their own way.

[@beardyben7848]

When they said "our females will adore you" I low-key thought, "wait, they didn't include themselves...are they not female?...are the females completely different on their planet?" Honest guy might have saved them from an undesirable experience.

[@101mahina]

Meanwhile my mind went: “Adore?” What do they define as “adore” on their planet?

[@undiademivida1448]

Sounds like double prize

[@beardyben7848]

@@undiademivida1448 you do you fam! :)

[@benjamindingman8822]

Exactly

[@pinchman2946]

"Our" means their species as a whole in this case, which includes them if they are female.

[@olivercorrigan9169]

The "if the farm's near an abattoir" line got me 😂

[@Metal-Possum]

Same here.

[@raven4k998]

imagine saying I'll eat you out baby🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@phloriaernas2149]

~Ok. Ok. Ok. Is there anything you guys don't eat?~ Average Valenwood Bosmer: "Plants."

[@elenoe8]

yeah, so eww. They are producing oxygen ffs. That's like cutting a branch while you are standing on it. Would be pretty moronic to eat plants.

[@glen1555]

Brussel sprouts

[@TheAmaranth94]

Average green pact enjoyer.

[@SuperionMaximus]

Post-post-credit scene: Not only do Klingons eat live animals, they eat each other, too. Them: 👁👄👁

[@efxnews4776]

Meanwhile gangs in Haiti...

[@SuperionMaximus]

@@MR-nl8xr ...Who hurt you?

[@MR-nl8xr]

@@SuperionMaximus The same person that just gave you your first like.

[@MR-nl8xr]

@@SuperionMaximus My turn: who didn't tell you?

[@Saberwulfy]

Most Klingons only eat meat from live or recently slaughtered animals, and yet they set up an interstellar empire. So the score is 2-1 Meat Eaters.

[@pranishsangraula4703]

Do you know what's more sad than being abducted by Aliens? ...Being rejected by Aliens.

[@godferbidd6262]

There's always that one friend who needs to shut up by one sentence.

[@billbadson7598]

Bro, but he's the puller

[@KillTheFuture42]

The ,,almost dead" part realy got me. Amazing work.

[@lightbearer313]

We now know his jacket is genuine leather, not fake leather.

[@NickWrightDataYT]

He THINKS* his jacket is genuine leather

[@omp199]

It's called acting! Fake leather jackets can go to drama school too, you know!

[@paradisepipeco]

My kitty kat is actually a weasel in a kute kuddly kitty kat kostume. I could tell by the fake mews.

[@echeaz]

probably can hear the echo of the calf it was made from

[@g.ricepad9470]

“Oh it’s cotton Grown by a well paid laborer in a first world country right…?”

[@echeaz]

Yes, absolutely!

[@Checkonomics-r6g]

@@echeaz In the state of Georgia, some of the time.

[@DarkRatMr]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@jitgtij]

well paid ADULT laborer

[@GDeNofa]

This is such a great short. The acting, the delivery of lines down to the awkward chewing while asking what the leather coat is made of. Brilliant!

[@Jerh1985]

Ok, so that isn't the friend you bring as a wingman.

[@robgronotte1]

The other guy knew he was going to ruin it!

[@manos7958]

He wasn't the wingman you wanted but the one you needed.

[@asetelini]

But he’s the puller😂😂😂😂

[@lforlight]

Because he'll eat all the wings

[@will7its]

@@asetelini Love it......

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

Plot twist: It's our reputation as apex predators that keeps the aliens from visiting.

[@VikramSharma-cd4oy]

Maybe

[@mkmkmkmk001]

Fermi paradox solved

[@WilsonGodoyUmBrindeAEssaPorra]

it does not work for lions, why would yoi think it would work for us?

[@photoo848]

The Deathworlders is what they call us

[@dekrus]

​@@photoo848 i believe that

[@mattthemouse1]

Seeing Luna Lovegood serving this is so on character for her

[@HansDester]

That was Luna? I didn't pause the credits but I thought that she looked like her

[@bloopboy786]

@@HansDester Yeah, Evanna Lynch, same actor.

[@tomgjgj]

This isn't a comedy skit, this is just a documentary of my average Saturday night.

[@paradisepipeco]

Even though I haven't eaten a critter since 1967, your plight brings to mind what that great enlightened sage and hip-hop philosopher Bart Simpson once said, *_"You don't win friends with salad..... (repeat, ad nauseam)"_*

[@tomgjgj]

@benjaminmorris4962 Depends if women count as aliens.

[@paradisepipeco]

@benjaminmorris4962 Many aspects of human nature can be quite shocking and very weird, O ye of little cash. And much of that is nothing to be proud of. This is well illustrated by MAGA, and many of the comments on this page.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@tomgjgj That is a matter of perspective, young Jedi. I suppose women are indeed aliens, if you're speaking from Uranus.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@tomgjgj I suppose women do indeed _"count as aliens",_ young Jedi, if your POV is from Uranus.

[@nikronomikron9512]

"You will experience true and eternal bliss". Probably a Slaanesh cult. Dodged a bullet there.

[@christianz8020]

No just a vegan ideological society

[@queterian1526]

Some could say, if life is unending suffering then what is eternal bliss?

[@plaguemarine7767]

​@@christianz8020So ....a slaneesh cult.

[@marcoottina654]

​@queterian1526 a constant near-death experience, maybe?

[@queterian1526]

@@marcoottina654 near-death is still part of life tho

[@kenpachizaza1179]

They're in for a rude awakening at the Klingon planet.

[@jangofett9737]

OK but.. I don't understand one thing- These girls knew that people are animals and they didn't understand that some animals are predators and eat meat? Sorry.. This plot makes no sense.

[@michelchaman6495]

@@jangofett9737 the skit is satire, its not supposed to be taken literally its making fun of certain social interactions that happen in the dating world where ppl view certain viewpoints like eating meat as completely incompatable with them, viewing each other as almost alien.

[@kliersheed]

@@michelchaman6495 looks more like a vegetarian agenda video to me, sold with some comedy (which happens to be plotted around dating aliens).

[@michelchaman6495]

@@kliersheed i see what ur saying good point

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

The Klingon's don't even wait for their food to die before they start eating. Fun note, apparently "Klingon" is a legitimate word to KZbin.

[@grenadedFalafel]

From KZbin shorts to the video! Guess the pipeline works, great video!

[@sparkythancztwise]

*LOVE* the design and motion of the ship at the end! love the whole thing, perfect and so good in such a short format!

[@asetelini]

Yup, great design. The spin gravity habitable section during coast and probably invert or use middle section under sustained thrust; and we don’t talk about propulsion….

[@CD-vb9fi]

Yes, it's interesting... but.... not even close to practical. When the spinning stops as it lands... unless there is both anti-gravity (required to defeat the gravity of what they are near or touching) and artificial gravity generation to keep tables to stuck to whatever is intended to be the floor.... it's going to be looking a tad bit messy on the first run. And... no need to get too deep into all the problems "moving parts" cause. We keep moving parts to only what is absolutely necessary. Moving parts require most of the maintenance and cause most of the problems.

[@chocolate_squiggle]

Have to admit - I thought this was going to be some preachy clickbait, snarky lecture film but it was very well done. Constant giggles! Much appreciated.

[@raven4k998]

do you eat each other to well some do sadly and even eat you alive to which is worse then having the decency to kill you before eating you😭😭😭 yes we are that fucked up as a species when you think about it😭😭😭😭😭

[@davidthedeaf]

@@raven4k998you need to stay in school, child. Punctuation is necessary.

[@tomahawk3645]

With friends like this you don't need enemies

[@infoxrl]

They forgot to mention that we turn the bunnies into chocolate and the bears into gummy

[@christianz8020]

Gelatin?

[@fanaticofmetal]

​@@christianz8020Well, gelatin does come from animals but not bears for sure

[@jakobwolf66]

@@fanaticofmetal does that make it any better? whats the difference between killing a bear and a pig?

[@fanaticofmetal]

@@jakobwolf66I didn't say anything about it being any better or worse. I simply said gelatin doesn't come from bears

[@korsey5984]

FACTS PEOPLE, FACTS!

[@David-jx4gw]

I'm only interested in space to eat all the aliens.

[@theRPGmaster]

Exactly, some of them must be delicious.

[@dragon-vn2nm]

In what way 😏

[@will7its]

Yuck.......

[@crawlingnemesis2967]

I hope there is a star trek species like this, not just stupid monster like but really just intelligent cannibals exploring space cuisine

[@theRPGmaster]

@@crawlingnemesis2967 The wraith from stargate, although they eat your life, not flesh in the normal sense.

[@bogushype4451]

My cat eats mice like they're Snickers bars. Starting with the head. She's adorable.

[@paradisepipeco]

How hilariously clever and ever so snarky you must imagine yourself to be, Skippy. You not only missed the mark, you missed the target entirely. Try harder. We have faith in you.

[@bogushype4451]

@@paradisepipeco who are you

[@paradisepipeco]

@@bogushype4451 I am merely your best friend in this moment, Junior; attempting to suggest a much needed course correction. Cats are born carnivores. And we love them for adhering to their true nature. Humans, on the other hand, have been given the gift of intelligence allowing for choice, in that we can actually alter our evolution and adopt and embrace such aspects of an enriched existence that do not exist in nature.... such as compassion, inclusion, and respect for those who differ in some way from who we are. In other words, we can understand and adopt *The Golden Rule,* and if we choose to accept it and treat others as we would wish to be treated, we enable a far more rewarding life with enhanced vision and empathy. And thank you for asking. Regards to your cat. *_"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."_* ~~ Jack Handey *_"When the wise man points at the moon, the fool stares at his finger."_* ~~ Mokèlé Mbèmbé 🙊🙉🙈

[@bogushype4451]

@@paradisepipeco so you dont disagree about my cat eating mice like a snickers bar head first?

[@paradisepipeco]

@@bogushype4451 Nice how much you enjoy being a troll. But are you sure what you have is really a cat? You can usually spot an imposter by the fake mews.

[@vladimirvologdin9435]

- Do you eat another people? - Well, we personally don't eat humans - Some of your species do? - Mmmm... Do you like my jacket??

[@akarimov357]

Actually, those aliens wanted to bring the guys to their planet as a new delicacy. But it turned out the aliens wanted something kosher or halal.

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

They were hoping for something more corn fed.

[@whome9842]

@@ILikeMyPrivacytbt Doritos, cheetos, fandangos and soda (corn syrup water). Corn junk diet!

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

@@whome9842 Yes but raw corn has a way of sweetening the meat and still being affordable.

[@peterstoric6560]

“It’s a cookbook!”

[@franziskani]

This !

[@franziskani]

2:17 Do you eat each other ? Laughing: oh no, no ... Wingman: _this_ guy, no, no .... - This is a gem, all the little details. Also: Nice to see Luna Lovegood again.

[@lorenzomariapiacentini8018]

"and we're so horny too"...I died 🤣

[@yusufburakbalo5343]

it's awesome that the expression on his face when she ask whats his jacket is made of

[@nsanchez_mke]

Egg laying hens can live up to 10 years, but lucky to live 7 or more. Kind of a direct 1:10 of humans actually. They slow down their egg production after 2-4 years. But I had some hens that were 6 years old still laying once per day for part of the year.

[@AlexPBenton]

If they were aware of animals to the degree that they know were great apes, they would already know that many animals eat meat, and so while they may be surprised that such a civilized species eats animals, they probably wouldn’t be as confused and surprised

[@elibeeblebrox1084]

I mean if you want to get realistic, it's highly unlikely any species could ever have enough intelligence to make fire let alone develop space travel without first being hypercarnivore predators for several million years like we did. But it's just a comedy skit.

[@deepseadarew6012]

​@@elibeeblebrox1084 Vegan aliens may not necessarily evolve from a species that is exclusively vegan. It's plausible that they could have developed advanced technology that eliminates the need for consuming animals from their own planet, similar to humans in the Star Trek universe.

[@elibeeblebrox1084]

@@deepseadarew6012 sure, but then they'd understand and wouldn't be disgusted with another species for not reaching that point yet, unless they're some youths with their own alien version of tiktok brainrot, unaware of basic history facts. You know, I'm on the fence about aliens but thet might not be as ridiculous as I'm making it sound. I heard someone theorize that aliens aren't allow to make contact with us until we develop further, so the only ones visiting are drunks, rebellious teens, and pranksters, which is why there are so many crashes. To quote Trump, "they're not sending their best"

[@AKUJIVALDO]

​@@deepseadarew6012fancy shmantsy, it is a meat, even if its is "created" by replicator.

[@deepseadarew6012]

@@AKUJIVALDO Vegans are not necessarily against eating meat, they are against the exploitation of animals, which in the modern context just happens to be highly correlated with the purchase of animal products. That won't be the case with the proliferation of technologies such as cultured meat, molecular 3d printing, or replicator technology. It's not a diet, it's an ethical position.

[@Anonymous-sb9rr]

In that situation, my jacket would definitely be made from synthetic leather.

[@raven4k998]

well mine is i like synthetic it's more water proof then real leather and last longer to boot easier to maintain in the long run which is 20 years old and still going strong the zippers been replaced but who cares the jackets still fine so why not replace it to keep her going

[@YvoWaldmeier]

@@raven4k998 i yet to see a faux leather product last longer than 1.5 years under same use i give my +10 jears leather jacket.. i have high hopes for the Mushroomleather when it hits the market.

[@JettKuso]

If the aliens view humans as a species of animal, why are the shocked in the slightest that we eat meat? Unless animals on their planet are all vegan as well. But either way they seem quite familiar with earth fauna.

[@WilyFilms]

Jesus Christ. Read the previous response.

[@JettKuso]

@@WilyFilmsWow, grumpy gus. I just find it hard to buy that the aliens would perceive us as nothing but 'a species of great ape' while also viewing us as highly evolved, to the standards of their culture. That seems inherently in conflict; expecting us to set ourselves apart from the animal kingdom in our morals, but still reacting with confusion when we consider ourselves different to animals. It makes sense to me that they'd be shocked humans still eat meat, despite having the technology and scale of production to not need to. And it makes sense they'd be upset over the cruelty in that process. It doesn't make sense to me that they'd question why we don't eat each other, given that we too are mere animals. I suppose if they view 'species advancement' as wholly binary and, upon learning that we eat meat, they might conclude we are NOT highly evolved and might as well be cannibals. But to me that doesn't fit their behavior in the rest of the film. Obviously this is a comedy sketch, but I think it's a clever enough film to be worth talking about it like it's valid sci-fi. Yes, people do question when science fiction stories have potential contradictions, or confusing metaphors. Even star trek. Especially star trek. I liked this film enough that I want to engage with it intellectually. The thesis rides on whether or not humans should hold ourselves to higher standards than animals do. I think we should, but that's undercut when the film says we're apes.

[@WilyFilms]

I'm sorry but it becomes tiresome having to repeat myself (especially when I'd answered this in the previous response). As you're aware, I could just delete comments and not engage. Perhaps the problem is it never occurred to me that people used our being animals (taxonomically speaking) as an excuse to do what other animals do (for the reasons listed in the description). Maybe I should have done more research on how people justify their support of animal agriculture. The great ape reference was there to shut down the "God gave us the animals to do with as we please" argument (an argument of which I was aware). But now the Godly just claim we're not related to great apes. I guess I should've seen that one coming too. I've been aware I'm an animal since I was a child. I've been aware other animals eat animals since I was a child. I've also not wanted to eat animals since a child. This never seemed in the least contradictory to me.

[@CMRTfox]

@@WilyFilms this is the first of your comments I've seen, Jesus Christ, welcome to the Internet. Maybe pin it instead of someone saying they saw it on TikTok if you don't wanna repeat yourself lol

[@ownpetard8379]

And the aliens prepared food for them. They had to know what humans can eat/do eat. It is a flaw, but I will allow it. j/k, it is a funny concept. But still flawed.

[@huntermayes7342]

Some people haven’t noticed this… but it’s Hooves… we eat things with hooves. We RARELY eat anything with paws. We make only a few exceptions.

[@eeeaten]

hooves, wings, tentacles, all kinds of appendages

[@costantinodicarlo3233]

I pause between dishes!! 😁😁

[@benjamindingman8822]

When meeting another sentient being, honesty is the most valuable trade, he made the right choice telling everything.

[@christianz8020]

Yes and they made a wise decision to judge him on lifestyle choices

[@ghazman6141]

"Do you eat each other?!" Well, girls, but not the way you think.

[@GrimaceCX]

Top comment 😂😂😂😂

[@octane7047]

@naturobotp2974 yeah, I kept asking my wife to eat me but she's too tired.

[@VanFire87]

@naturobotp2974 And continue to do so.

[@lemmetellyousomething679]

Number of likes on this comment is at 69. I don't wanna ruin it

[@Spectreofwar]

@@lemmetellyousomething679 15 people didn't share your class, sir

[@quantumphaser]

STOP TELLING THEM STUFF!!! ✋️ Now gentleman, that is just all around good life advice right there. 😅

[@elonwong]

Never mind Klingons! They eat one of their delicacies ALIVE

[@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid]

So do we.. a few actually. Octopus is the one that gets me, who wants tentacles writhing in your gut 🤮

[@dunningdunning4711]

@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid Even worse, octopi are smart and they know when they are being eaten, so they will choke you to death if they can, which is why there is a technique to eating them. Ever seen Old Boy?

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

@@dunningdunning4711 Or CSI?

[@propheteyebert7063]

Vegans rip baby carrots from their cradles and eat them alive as well.

[@krashd]

@@DKNguyen3.1415 Or The Boys?

[@buckhippo]

Absolutely brilliant and better than a lot of the big studio stuff! These guys have TALENT!!!

[@chriskelso723]

It did feel very natural, didn't it.

[@jedjedon9779]

I definitely would buy a ticket to a movie with this script 👌

[@jv-lk7bc]

tv sitcom.

[@jovanny125]

dumb

[@polla2256]

😂😂😂

[@jamietodd2560]

The Orville has writing like this. Human-alien culture shock.

[@robertofulton]

Yep. Except like all good stories the humans will convert the crazy vegan aliens to good old fashioned burgers.

[@ivan-chudotvor]

Шедеврально! С юмором, изящно. Я не ем животных 25 лет. Меня бы эти девчонки взяли...😊

[@Uberman728]

И очень примитивно.

[@tomtom9879]

I love the spaceship design! Great story, short and good acting!

[@GregKeane]

yah the ship is great , finally a unique thought

[@WilyFilms]

Thanks. The ship was inspired by mushrooms 🙂

[@gcerchio]

@@WilyFilms By or On?

[@DellikkilleD]

@@gcerchioYes.

[@caribbeanman3379]

@@gcerchio Is there a difference though?

[@marckaufman2556]

Great concept, production, and loved the space craft design, especially the exterior! The post credit scene was the best knowing Klingons. 😂

[@ziguirayou]

The aliens can space travel, but they don't understand natural selection nor the evolution of species.

[@celebstagram]

Either because they didn't evolve like that, which is logical, or they forgot, after hundreds or thousands or even millions of years without eating meat. So that is logical too

[@NoName-mi8js]

@@celebstagram Neither are logical. If you don't eat other animals, you aren't getting anywhere near space travel.

[@TheMilkman740GL]

"So you kill them young?!" Well to be fair, most animals bred for consumtion reach physical maturity fairly quick on earth and we usually use all of the carcass in processing

[@christianz8020]

So like a human, physically mature just not considered mentally mature.

[@christianz8020]

Are you utilitarian? Getting the most out of an act, makes it ethical.

[@jakubkolacek6813]

@@christianz8020 I dont really care for animal killing. I would love for them to have better life before death but thats it. I dont see eating animal as unethical or immoral.

[@Tasorius]

A small comfort to the dead animals...

[@christianz8020]

@@Tasorius a heifer, a 18 year old Latina!! Oooohhhh. Vegan for what¿

[@techracer2003]

At least the guy was stupidly honest and saved the Vegan aliens more time to find out - He should've been given a reward, lol.

[@Tespri]

they were just looking to get LalD. The Aliens I mean. They just dried them up.

[@christianz8020]

Ignorance earns you nothing, you still get what you work for

[@mikesrandomanimations2870]

Remember if you ever wonder “Who tf would eat that!?” Starving people, starving people would

[@christianz8020]

And what's your excuse?

[@DavidLopez-en6el]

​@@christianz8020humgy

[@davidtaylor6452]

​@@christianz8020 no one needs an excuse

[@RobertGarlinghouse]

@@christianz8020 Not sure about him, but I'm definitely a "Waste not Want not" kind of guy.

[@christianz8020]

@@RobertGarlinghouse animal agriculture has massive amounts of wastes

[@ianspiredlife203]

A brilliant satire on human consumerism 🤣 Keep up the good work guys 👏🏼

[@VOLightPortal]

I think this production, the script, acting, humour, everything is spot on perfect 😅😉 ...a priceless contribution that deserves more recognition ...love it!

[@gaborbusko8004]

If aliens are vegan then i'm glad they don't visit Earth with their agenda.

[@eeeaten]

wow you sure are committed to eating mammals.

[@NoName-hg6cc]

​@@eeeatenWow, you really are interested in what other people eat...

[@riptideanomy1024]

The truth about this is that those two are the most modest humans you’ll ever get; they’re not getting anything better than that lol

[@NelsonRodrigoMartins]

We eat and wear them, among other things. Funny, objective, direct-to-the-point script, excellent acting and perfect spaceship.

[@juha9703]

Well some of us do and the consumption of animal products causes all diseases known to mankind (including coronavirus)

[@patrickd9551]

Well to be honest, at least they we make full use of the animal. Including skin, organs and bones.

[@SpecOpsFerret]

Captain Kirk would shed a tear after watching this noble attempt for diplomatic relations with an alien species.

[@shreyaaashree]

omgg this was such a good short film!! amazing!! i didn't come from tiktok, youtube reccomended me

[@silverscreenproductions]

Brilliant script & skillful use of comedy. From one filmmaker to another: great work! 👏

[@jenshep1720]

"Cotton." - "Interesting. How is it made into clothes?"

[@LibertyWarrior68]

Alien Vegan fantasy.

[@markheithaus]

Well, the Klingons will be a shock 😆😂

[@Gamingawesomeness121]

On a side note, that’s a pretty cool space ship design

[@blacklightretro]

3:57 that's where i laughed the most, no bsing, i knew it was coming too.

[@GreenPillPack]

This was a good eye opening video!! PS - fabulous ending!!!

[@foreverpinkf.7603]

That was really great and funny. Instant sub. Good luck with the Klingons.

[@williambrown2830]

The Klingons also eat animals, sometimes while still alive!

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

@@williambrown2830 Gagh is always best when served live." -Klag

[@Planet_H037]

Well done lads, you dodged a bullet there!

[@Anvilshock]

Note, "well done lads" does not mean the same as "well done, lads". Eaten any grandmas lately?

[@PartlyXenon]

@@AnvilshockHa ha 😅 That's actually funny xD

[@hellblaze10]

They realy did choose teribal examples of our speices

[@kevincaruthers5412]

"You still consume matter?" Yeah

[@mjbakermd414]

Eaten anything that casts shadows lately?

[@monad_tcp]

That's the only answer for veganism. You're still immoral if you don't make your own energy.

[@NotoriousNickNorris]

⁠said the 7th level vegan...

[@faridfeshitan3871]

I would never talk too that guy again. He couldn't just read the room 😂😂😂

[@AussieBob999]

Every bloke has a mate like 'The Puller' when growing up.

[@johnherring450]

And if they didn't then they were it lol

[@AussieBob999]

@@johnherring450 You named John Puller? Becoming an 'adult' meant telling John to 'go away' - all he ever does is get you into trouble.

[@badbiker666]

Great little film! So much in such a small package. And how great was it seeing Evanna Lynch? She played one of my favorite characters in Harry Potter. Every one of her scenes was a breath of fresh air. And she has grown into a very beautiful woman, as well.

[@WallySketch]

I wonder how they would feel about carnivore animals. Would they be shocked learning that cats eat meat ?

[@asandax6]

They'll find out after meeting the Klingons.

[@paradisepipeco]

The limits of your cognitive abilities and world view are truly astounding.

[@ShepardCommander]

I mean they did obviously acknowledge dogs and pigs, which are carnivores and omnivores respectfully.

[@paradisepipeco]

Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@ShepardCommander The word is _"respectively",_ not _"respectfully",_ young Jedi, although no harm no foul; your meaning was clear. So I submit my correction respectfully. And both dogs and pigs are actually omnivores, although it is not unusual for folks to assume otherwise. Neither is a carnivore. A typical house kitty is an obligate carnivore, however.

[@TwiztedHumor]

This is one of the most hillarious and clever productions Ive ever seen. Well done.

[@kamruzzamanuzzal3764]

I wanna see vegan aliens fight with plant aliens

[@kyledonnington4957]

We don't want a full movie, WE NEED IT!!

[@litjellyfish]

What would the movie be about? Two earth red necks that come to another planet and embarrass themselves?

[@SomeCatchyName]

Every UK space ship looks like a kid made it out of a toilet paper roll and some stickers.

[@TekieScythe]

Humans are space orcs, humans are death worlders, and all the various humans are space tags will always be hilarious.

[@axelwulf6220]

Ahh yes, the good old "aliens are real and abducted a couple of goons, but apparently our Earther quirks are too much for them...."

[@robertofulton]

Crickey. If they don’t like the eating habits of humans I think they should probably avoid going to see the Klingons

[@grimcity]

This was great fun and an excellent use of every second!

[@jasonkowens6820]

The puller? More like the push away with a bulldozer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IkkezzUsedEmber]

"How was the cotton harvested?" 💀

[@molenz1960]

With much singing

[@anteep4900]

beasts of burden

[@physicalbomber5261]

This is such a hilarious video. This should definitely be recommended on KZbin.

[@oberonpanopticon]

Took a while but here we are

[@MundaneRaven]

That second guy is a lunatic. Just say, "I don't know", like most people would. Tell them it's fair game, if the animal kills you they get to eat you. That's how I go by it at least.

[@chichienu]

This was amazing! Very well done!

[@arekpetrosian4965]

Why did this just now show up in my suggestions...? Come on, algorithm...you have ONE JOB.

[@saphiquefemme]

This is beyond brilliant! 👏🎬

[@ninaisama6179]

We need more of this 😭😂😂😂 I’m telling u ,this could be an awesome series 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@M.J.Conway]

"Do you eat each other?" "Well, you know what they say, it's not a party unless it's a Donner party..." "Dude...!"