What People Don't Understand About Furries

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[@Lobstro]

This professor isn't just teaching, he's doing research at the same time!

[@Zuion_Art]

If necrophilia can do two job at the same time, I think karen will go waaay back to 1000y

[@SoupyBnuy]

@@Zuion_Art what

[@plou1858]

@@SoupyBnuy yummy potato sauce

[@Zuion_Art]

@@plou1858 what

[@plou1858]

@@Zuion_Art Boom Boom 💥

[@pneumaofthedreamrealm8977]

“Like a Star Wars speeder” You’re killing me professor

[@gnammyhamster9554]

Now THIS is podracing

[@cardboardbox2702]

12 minute laughter

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

Just like anakin with the younglings

[@LenaHyena]

I mean, he's not wrong

[@swaggyboy2054]

Try spinning that’s a good trick xD

[@shelbonewilton8423]

I’d go into debt for these classed

[@yobachidu6452]

I would move into that classroom

[@rojo9k]

same

[@laboon344]

classes*

[@cardinal9009]

your pfp is nice

[@Wolfbroa]

This isn’t gender studies this is actually important classes don’t worry

[@amberlearner8324]

As an actual teacher, this is fkin hilarious. If only this was an elective.

[@browngundam2170]

Make it one

[@rodrickzero7248]

@@browngundam2170 Second this

[@averagecbtenjoyer9095]

@Ethan Stam r34

[@csar07.]

What do you teach?

[@amberlearner8324]

@@csar07. everyone's favorite subject, Physics.

[@lickingawindow3060]

Talking about Pokémon sexually: You have my interest Pulls out Nagatoro Manga: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

[@Wroar2020s]

Well atleast he talks pokemon sus in a professional way tho

[@markzuccsburger6165]

@@Wroar2020s expert in Pokemon sus

[@boyinalabcoatboyinalabcoat393]

This is not a joke: anyone can absolutely go into social studies and make a thesis about this kinda of stuff

[@aturchomicz821]

Degrees really a worthless now, anything for a better Society huh?🤔

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

@@aturchomicz821 i mean, theology degrees have been around for centuries, nothing has changed

[@boyinalabcoatboyinalabcoat393]

@@aturchomicz821 did not understand your comment

[@charliekahn4205]

@@surprisedlobsta8543 theology is just theistic philosophy

[@sasir2013]

They're a social factor after all, and a pretty ignored one

[@Sparking_Ram]

This is proof to my professors that I'm not a bad student, I just only pay attention if it's something I find interesting or care about.

[@nicolascovers.]

Studying for the chapter 2 submissive and breedable test rn

[@cattopotatopotasio9215]

@@nicolascovers. Define Debussy

[@TheDahaka1]

Sorry, but being able to study only what really interests you is actually proof that you're a bad student. It's not an insult, I am one as well. The main problem with today's education is that society expects everyone to be a good student (impossible), while we should just focus on employing good TEACHERS, the ones that can make any subject interesting and can adapt to a bad student by finding a way to make them learn. It's not your fault that you're a bad student (even though you should finds a way on your own to be interested in school subjects), but it's society's fault that we don't have enough good teachers.

[@kele8559]

@@TheDahaka1 Society >:(

[@voidhiddenghost5544]

@@TheDahaka1 thank you for saying this and this is the very Truth.

[@ashryver3605]

God the fact that this guy is so straight faced and genuine about it - and how the voice is always so high in tone, like curiosity and genuine interest - and just casually throws in fetishist stuff (like "I'm a 2, but I'm willing to go to 3") is just fucking hilarious. It seems like the mega gardevoir speeder handlebars joke broke the character a bit though lmao. I'd love to see this guy channel Snuffy energy from many months ago before she blew up when she was opening Digimon TCG cards and was cooming over all the Angewoman(mon?) Variants etc. Some of the Digimon avatars were like .... HO boy that's literally a summonable pocket p...I mean waifu for teens

[@aturchomicz821]

AHHHHHHHHHH yeah Im absolutley losing it, WTF KZbin how did you know this will send me spiraling in a wave of thought?? There are actual sexually Progressive people on this platform?? Im feeling like im a 100° FEVER RIGHT AHHHHH.....

[@toasteroven6761]

Just a still image of the A+ Gardevoir was too much for him to contain his, shall we say---'informalities.' Comes with the job.

[@lynxgamerlife]

Yeah I think i might have found my fav teacher

[@ryancatgames4279]

Wait what? What does that second half mean? I think I know who you're referring to, but WHAT?

[@dunnod]

tf whyu fucking write 10000000000 word lectures this isnt ur average powerpoint exam -_-

[@NolanTV]

"I'd be crossing these animals fer sure." - Professor Lando 2021

[@kytsurioqueenston7342]

As a bad pun amateur , i bursted out laughting

[@selenagamya1612]

The fact that he was able to draw such a good Lucario purely from memory is impressive.

[@jacobwhitehurst4983]

Prolly up all night memorizing

[@captainheat2314]

@@jacobwhitehurst4983 right hand holding his important "spear"

[@mrtrollnator123]

@@captainheat2314 💀

[@tortunaru1602]

If I had lections like this I would never left my university

[@richardnoggin1526]

If college had classes like this I would have actually gone to college.

[@Snackaboy]

I'm a 420th like! The Hunt went nice today

[@maxdino26]

What were you studying?

[@tortunaru1602]

@@maxdino26 automatic machines engineering, but it doesnt really has anything to do with that, point is that it wasnt actually interesting enought to keep me there and professors didnt do allot to make subject engaging, also doesnt helped that most of them was pretty corrupt... basically i just felt sick from being at place

[@Bhargav-fq5qz]

100 percent correct

[@Yiffbait]

I lost it when you crossed Among Us in the pile. WHAT AM I WATCHING

[@itisi2042]

Art in its purest form

[@mochalatte8362]

S C I E N C E

[@xXJ4FARGAMERXx]

Sussy Baka!

[@penitente3337]

Remember it's going on the test.

[@Spyromancy598]

10:20 professor i'm worried what my Gardevoir would do to me if she read my mind during the act and saw me thinkin about driving her like a land speeder. This is some next level honey pot right here.

[@weissendrachen]

What is honey pot

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

@@weissendrachen axe

[@weissendrachen]

@@mallardofmodernia8092 no that's cologne

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

@@weissendrachen give him the honey then the axe Or give him the honey then stick

[@cortezfilms8511]

I would want her to know that what I’m thinking.

[@Naiddou]

this dude is living the dream making a living explaining fetishes' and genres as a prof massive respec

[@taggerung_]

fiteches

[@CinderFall96]

Fiteches

[@iheartdaftpunk]

The complete reason of being a furry: 1- be floofy animal 2- be you

[@trla6505]

When I was 10 I learn about the Indian dragon man, and was the most epic shit I saw

[@TheOfficialBilliam]

No, furrys are a cult.

[@iheartdaftpunk]

@@TheOfficialBilliam yes sometimes they are cult too

[@iheartdaftpunk]

@@trla6505 😳

[@markzuccsburger6165]

Bruh where's the third part where you start getting DISOWNED BY YOUR PARENTS MAN!

[@icookchildrenandeatthem9085]

3:29 "here we have among us" This was just so sudden that it makes so funny

[@localegoist4079]

amog

[@yyuuu___77]

us

[@mochalatte8362]

s us

[@kumahanishaki]

sy

[@mochalatte8362]

ba

[@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4]

This man is asking the real questions. I'm sure other people have said that, but that's because they're right. These questions are just real. You CAN use Mega Gardevoir's chest horns as handles. You, professor, have earned a sub and a bell.

[@wallabra]

And a dom too, don't forget!

[@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4]

@@wallabra Not quite, I’m no dom XD

[@elijahmoffett7059]

@@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4 im sure it was a play on words at "you have earned a sub and a bell" lol

[@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4]

@@elijahmoffett7059 Yeah, I know lol

[@gio_el_santo0099]

Subs must be protected

[@onevocalmedicalstudent7375]

After auditing this class, i’ve made the decision to switch my major to Pokémon Studies. Although it’s a soft science and you need more education for an entry level job, it’s so much more interesting to me than the Weebology/Fembology major my parents are pressuring me to go into.

[@jamalkeys36]

Pokémon Studies and Weebology share a good amount of classes, so they won't be TOO upset

[@aturchomicz821]

This will be Education when Gen Z is 80 years old😫

[@22readbetweent22]

Applied PokeScience is the shit.

[@MrYeet-kw8fk]

@@aturchomicz821 when scientists make pokemon real by combining rat dna with human dna

[@aturchomicz821]

@@MrYeet-kw8fk Hell yeah😎🎓

[@mydryn_2875]

"They can love. And if they can love, they can fuck" Fucking destroyed me.

[@JaimetheBR0]

Bruh Professor was spitting facts when he said "only 1 is just as weird as 5"

[@maboi0007]

Gardevoir's cores (red crystal) is literally a link to her heart, if it breaks she won't die of course but you can feel their heartbeat through, making it quite the weakpoint and sensible area, which means... One must be careful when touching them. As you don't wanna disturb your partner during the act

[@walterwhite8212]

Even better

[@haskee5349]

Boii

[@Vichola]

R34 artist: WRITE THAT DOWN

[@nautilusbones980]

People into heartbeats are gonna have a field day them

[@devyncole7435]

But if she's an m.

[@generikadeyo]

This lecture series feels only slightly more unhinged than my molecular biology class

[@-w-.]

Was it taught by Walter White on how to make the good stuff?

[@LogicDuel]

I love how he just says “this will be on the test”

[@pie6029]

He's not lying. Better start studying.

[@xXJ4FARGAMERXx]

I'm so engaged that by the time he says "this will be on the test" my brain has already memorized the fact in question. No need to study when you could just understand.

[@benjaminmaher8896]

Had a challenge with a friend 8 years ago we had to change our pfp to furry stuff he lost and probably 1 week later he asked me why I still had the picture then I told him I was one for the last 3 years, the pure shock followed by a laugh. He then was angry because he realised he lost from the start and called me a cheater 😂

[@growingup15]

lol 😂

[@saya7ff723]

Since he accepted, it’s only a matter of time until he will be one too! Let the pathowogen spread

[@benjaminmaher8896]

@@saya7ff723 sure thing friend

[@riggsvsoliver]

That’s funny, because I remember one day I forgot to put my fursuit head away when my friends came over, and they were actually like oh shee this is actually cool, since they said about how they’ve never realized how much work goes into one xd

[@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210]

umm... my friend in telegram have furry pfp. it's been like that since last year. i change my pfp to protogen pfp like months ago. he beat me ...

[@bakaweeb2119]

remember: people created the furry scale so they could like furries without being called one.

[@vermilionrubin]

I feel like his drawn Lucario is closer to 4 but a real one is 3

[@rebel6301]

i feel like most pokemon would score a rough 3.5 imo

[@shyguywearingtie5491]

@@rebel6301 Eh, maybe the humanoid ones but not "most".

[@rebel6301]

@@shyguywearingtie5491 yeah

[@firepuppies4086]

Like, it doesn't even have a nuzzle. It almost looks like a jackal headpiece

[@xXJ4FARGAMERXx]

@@rebel6301 Pokémon are basically 3.5 ±1.5

[@calvingoodall4939]

1:55 This is the exact reason why the Harkness Test exists.

[@ericquiabazza2608]

Someone put a link to plague video here! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Tennouseijin]

Today I've learned that fucking D&D orcs is wrong, because they don't meet the Harkness test requirements (-2 intelligence, so less than humans). Ergo, all half-orcs are a result of bestiality. (or rape committed by orcs, but who cares about that).

[@Linosek279]

@@Tennouseijin It’s not necessarily _same_ level, it’s more sapience than anything else

[@ericquiabazza2608]

@@Tennouseijin i think i remember a discucion about it befre, what is the minimum inteligennce for sapiens, firs edition was like 4, then it got lower to 2-3. So you are fine, also Barbarian with INT s dump stat.

[@Tennouseijin]

@@ericquiabazza2608 Well, I'm referring to the version of the test I've seen on KnowYourMeme, which in most cases doesn't ask about sapience, but requires intelligence equal or greater than human. This seems quite rough, and what about below average humans? Are we comparing against average human intelligence? If we compare against lowest human intelligence, I believe naturally it would be 3 in most editions (3d6 stats), however humans with lower intelligence may exist as a result of stat draining effects etc. I know this should be irrelevant and testing for sapience makes a lot more sense... but hey, we're talking D&D here, it's all about rules lawyering and crunching numbers :P (also, those lucky druid zoophiles... they can just cast awaken and voila, problem solved)

[@craftyplayz8150]

5:57 Ima be honest: 1. Is basically cat girl 2. Is either cat girl or furry depending on how you look at it 3. Furry 4. Either Furry or Humanoid animal 5. Animal.

[@Alexpg19]

I think 4 is a Feral

[@Impalingthorn]

Absolutely incorrect. "Furries" by definition are anthropomorphic animals. Humanized animals in other words. The fetish, from an artistic standpoint, is defined by taking a human skeleton and progressively tweaking it to have more and more animal features. The critical error in the "Furry Spectrum" graph he displayed was that number 5 is just being into animals. At that point, you're not being a furry, you're a zophile into beastiality. Catgirls? Definitely furry. They are the signature beta category of furries, but still furry. To argue otherwise, you have to argue what the appeal of a catgirl is and how it isn't the explicit addition of animal features onto a human frame. It is the starting point for the furry spectrum for a reason. Now, what about Number 5? If actual animals are not an adequite spot, what is? Simple. Monster Girls. Once again, if you think you're not furry for liking monster girls, I got some bad news for you: Not only are you furry, but you are MORE furry than most other furries. See, remember the explanation of the skeleton that I gave? Your common anthropomorphic tweaks it; most have basically a human body but the face is more akin to an animal's with an added tail and altered hands and feet. On a whole, it's mostly humanoid. The average monster girl is different, they are literally HALF ANIMAL and where it matters most. Say you like Miia from Monster Musume; ahe may be (mostly) human from the waist up, but she is literally all snake from the waist down. She verges on being 50-55% animal given some of her upper body features combined with her inherent snake like qualities in her traits and personality. When you fuck Miia, you are fucking some snake pussy. "Snussu", if you will. Now, compare that to Polt from the same source material. Yes, she is covered in fur and her skull has alterations made to pronounce her snout and ears in a dog-like way, but you don't have to do the holey pokey when having sex. Her body is basically a humans to the point where she literally has to make zero wardrobe changes. She wears sneakers, shorts, shirts, wristbands, headbands, you name it. She has to make zero physiological alterations to her attire as opposed to Miia who needs custom made clothing. Now circling back to beta furries with catgirls, where Polt stands, you could artistically remove the fur and she'd basically be the same damn thing. If she didn't have the fur there would be nothing separating her from the average fox girl. This discrepency is so bad in most cases that the only thing separating a character like Liru from being a furry (at least to furries in denial) is literally just tinting her skin yellow to resemble her ear and tail fur. That is my lecture for today. Hope you enjoyed it.

[@craftyplayz8150]

@@ImpalingthornI’m pretty sure I can just counteract your essay by suggesting: Wouldn’t cat girls be animalized humans not humanized animals because they are more human than animal? Wouldn’t monster girls still be equal in furry level because they’re still just 50% human, 50% monster where it’s 100% in some parts but 100% animal in other parts where as with what people consider furries it’s just 50% human, 50% animal all around? If 5 is a straight animal, Wouldn’t technically the graph start from 0 being humans based on the fact it’s the change between humans and animals?

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

1 to 2 = Kemonomimi 3 to 4 = Furry 5 = Animal

[@artemis754]

@@Alexpg19 no 5 is feral.

[@majectic-berry]

There are 2 kinds of people in life: -Furries -Liars

[@Blueskiiiiii]

Real

[@wertbe1718]

Chads must be liars then

[@Semechkod]

i am so furry that it cancels out, do something about it

[@spiderham6353]

technically everyone has lied so...

[@joecasey581]

Which are you.

[@NatiiixLP]

This man could speak any one of hundreds of languages, yet he had elected to speak the facts, and we ought to respect that!

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

Teaching about furries is almost as controversial as teaching ideologies or religion in the university.

[@AbysmalRandomn3ss]

Almost as controversial as teaching objectivity

[@IchCharacter]

Since when is teaching religion controversial at the university? Traditionally religion and science went hand in hand, temples and monasteries used to be places of higher education since ancient times, the division of the two is a fairly recent development. Ancient Greeks already taught religion at their academies, Christianity has been taught at universities for centuries as well. Only butthurt modern atheists think of that as particularly controversial if they conflate it with creationism and such, at least as far as Abrahamic religions are concerned. There's a fair amount that can be studied in a scientific way, such as languages, historical accounts and so on.

[@AbysmalRandomn3ss]

@@IchCharacter Not anymore though. The moment you mention God anywhere college people feel the need to try and convince you there is no God. My philosophy 101 class was literally all about disproving God. Religion to these snowflakes now is the equivalent of insulting their mother or something. And it’s not even like they want to have a meaningful conversation, they just want to insult those who think differently than they do. Despite claiming that religion is intolerant they’re quite intolerant themselves.

[@trixxartarchive7705]

@@AbysmalRandomn3ss personally I don't really care much about religion the only problem is when people use their religion to be hateful.

[@AbysmalRandomn3ss]

@@trixxartarchive7705 “Hate” is relative to most people now, so I don’t know what you mean by that. People now generalize truth as hate these days.

[@cyronski]

The easiest example to show whether it's ethical to be with a Pokémon is with Meowth since he is smart enough to learn to communicate

[@zeromaster1997]

That Meowth is different from the rest, you can see him interacting with other members of his species and all other don't talk like him, that's probably why he's a good translator in the series

[@AncientShotgun]

Yes, but he was explicitly stated to be an average specimen for his evolution line. He learned human speech through hard work and dedication, without help or interference from any other more powerful Pokémon. I mean, he only did it because he was a simp for some random Persian, and he sacrificed all his combat potential for it, but the skill remains useful.

[@mrboerger1620]

@@AncientShotgun actually Meowth can still put up.a good fight every now and then.

[@AncientShotgun]

@@mrboerger1620 I've made a mistake; he actually knows a standard 4-set of moves and has improvised some others: He knows Fury Swipes, Scratch, Bite and he states in one episode that he can also use Night Slash. Additionally, he can achieve Gigantamax form; only in this form can he perform his line's signature move. His improvised moves consist of Tickle (before it was an official move) and a variant of Fury Swipes called 'Fury Swipes of Love'.

[@Vihnyek]

Furries don't want to fuck animals. I've been a furry for about ten years and the majority of the fandom absolutely loathes and condemns bestiality.

[@Angrynood]

Man am I glad I found this channel. This is literally the stuff I've been hoping to find. People who can openly talk about degenerate/or uncomfortable subjects like it's just another day in the life.

[@corryjamieson3909]

The brotherhood has been united.

[@rubyflufftail9889]

Degenerate? That’s really rude but okay

[@muzakkiwangjoo93]

Not so degenerate bro

[@Solotocius]

​@@rubyflufftail9889I'm into some topics mentioned on this channel but I'm not offended by them being called "degenerative" Because it's true

[@Bhargav-fq5qz]

Not degenerate, it's completely normal

[@legendnodensetsu8423]

This is my first Professor Lando video and I expected an actual essay but I'm not disappointed

[@HelloKittySGTC]

If this was a real culture appreciation class, id sign up for this.

[@Bhargav-fq5qz]

Me to

[@bojouka6552]

Gardevoir's spike on her chest is her heart and is supposedly super sensitive so idk what would happen if you try to grab and hold onto it

[@Dekarowski25]

Sounds kinda lewd to me.

[@some1behindthescreen535]

Does they feel your emotions through there?

[@charliekahn4205]

Dead Gardevoir

[@Wroar2020s]

My hands are starting to bleed

[@saramations]

Cardiac arrest, probably

[@bootleg6477]

If you really stop to think about it, the "mon" in pokémon stands for Monster. So technically, Poképhelia is just a mix of furry and monster creatures.

[@yosianderson4828]

I don’t really agree with Poképhilia because it’s basically like fucking your pet, and not an anthro

[@vyl4650]

@@yosianderson4828 one you keep in a ball most of the time and it only gets to see sunlight if you want it to smash. In any meaning of the word

[@ytphmaker2323]

@@yosianderson4828 fiction and reality is different. why people don't understand that?

[@aylovi]

@@yosianderson4828 i mean, its 50/50 correct and incorrect?, since there are some pokemon that look kinda anthro (not the same as a human figure but similar enought to be considered), so it really just depends.

[@yosianderson4828]

@@aylovi I was referring to the ones that are obviously derived from real animals

[@Akvtsha]

I aimed for copper and found gold wtf

[@aturchomicz821]

KZbin Algorithm what are you doing to us😫

[@Akvtsha]

what are you doing step-algorithm 😳

[@cosmickidgaming8707]

“This will be on the test” my brain: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOW!!!!

[@firestalker11]

Like 15 seconds in I was already on board with this dude. Sign me up for class. I'm so glad I stumbled upon this channel.

[@PallmallFtw]

This channel gonna be big, remember my words

[@siraskalon3793]

As a law student, i would happily take all these classes over my current ones. Take my sub dude.

[@Khattab99]

We are the same

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Law and surgeon school be like: 'lets keep them isolated and tired here til they develop psychopathy then release them into the work force'

[@jeromyzx153]

I just found your content and you are a degenerate treasure. I think a good case study would be on Rule 34, or rule 63 of the internet. Would be a good lesson for the class to learn the rules we follow on the web.

[@_EmperorWaluigi]

I know about R34 but what the fuck is r63

[@oblivi8games808]

@@_EmperorWaluigi a rule of the internet saying that all characters have a genderbent version

[@jeromyzx153]

@@oblivi8games808 This is why we need a class this is the most important rules of the internet XD

[@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210]

@@oblivi8games808 wait... so ice king know about r63? damn

[@tygarner9142]

@@oblivi8games808 What is genderbent? 😂🤣

[@woden__]

On the topic of the title, i used to date a furry. She was completely normal, she was very emotional/could switch emotion quickly because of a medical condition but was not the creepy intrusive stereotype. Weird furrys are like assholes, there really arent a whole lot of them but they are spread out well enough that they are the only ones you encounter. To a lot of furrys their fursona is no different than a dnd players character

[@Swrc11]

If they have a furry pfp, they are a furry, and if they own a fursuit, they are a furry with serious issues.

[@dor748]

@@Swrc11 I mean as long as they aren’t assholes and leave other people alone, it’s fine.

[@Swrc11]

@@dor748 i think holding furry conventions makes it not fine because they're openly advocating for people to choose that lifestyle, not just for them to gather.

[@maniacthehedgehogpokes6435]

If it ain't socially repulsive (for a general public) should be fine

[@demonitizer4227]

Fun fact: Having a relationship with Pokemon is supported by certain pokedex entries

[@dor748]

Man, fuck Pokédex entries every time except this one particular time. This time Pokédex entries are okay.

[@tangguhsultanrangga9684]

Excuse me Professor, I have a question to ask. Why is the majority of popular anime women in the younger spectrum? Is it because most people think that the younger the girl, the better?

[@adolfodef]

Nope. They are just cheaper models. As in: They will stay inmobile on ANY position (while he artist draws them) for little ammount of money. Also, they are less likely to develop "bad back" or other work_related injuries.

[@tangguhsultanrangga9684]

Ah yes thank you for the response fellow classmate. I shall write this down in my notebook so that I'll remember it for the exams.

[@robertfancyman3873]

I want to know why so much of the content created for fans of the more mature lady is taken up by familial relationships.

[@keijy6524]

Japan has some odd notions about age. There's this idea that a woman is past her "expiration date" once she's 26. The "christmas cake" analogy. So when an anime guy says he's into "older women" he will usually mean 23~25. And there's also an odd perception of men in their 30s of being "old", like their life is basically over at this point.

[@Kanzaki-Makoto]

@@tangguhsultanrangga9684 I joinned this class late, could I borrow some of your notes?

[@dirtspritestuff5850]

Bless you, youtube algorithm and professor, you've gained a sub.

[@ScientificallyImprobable]

Fun fact: Lucario has the most “results” of any furry species. It alone has more results than some huge species (such as lutrine or avian).

[@groerkurtfurst9]

Those Bastards ruined my favorite super smash bros Wii character, i hope they burn in hell

[@Blavin]

@@groerkurtfurst9 jeez man, don’t you think that’s a little extreme?

[@groerkurtfurst9]

@@Blavin actually it's not enough

[@freddymeza1481]

@@groerkurtfurst9 agreed,

[@sasir2013]

If mlp characters count (and they do) that's just objectively wrong Lucario:14708 Twilight sparkle:18715 sorry pal

[@sophisticatedmoai9740]

3:27-3:37 This is official, this is the best person I’ve ever saw teaching.

[@Lucawiouh]

Epic Video as always sir.

[@Jamman4life]

I feel blessed that I found this channel thank you Professor, now this is pod racing!

[@pierrepierre9058]

Professor, can you review my notes to see whether I understand the material well enough for the test? 1-humanoid with minor animal characteristics, like beastfolk in anime 2-more human than animal, but has more defined animal traits than 1, like fur all over their body 3-a mixture of human and animal, maybe leaning closer to animal, like lopunny, or zootopia (human-like animals) 4-mostly animal with intelligence/cognition being one of the few or only human traits (think mlp) 5-just an animal, right in Shane Dawson territory

[@weeb_dweeb]

That looks about right

[@sonicthehedgehog1606]

That means i fit in number 2

[@ryanclemons1]

@@sonicthehedgehog1606 no buddy you are a 3 i feel.

[@ju87d-3stuka7]

I am a number 3, but can you even count 5 as furry anymore? That is just beastiality now.

[@ryanclemons1]

@@ju87d-3stuka7 yeah i agree 5 is just animal.

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

Anyone can learn from this professor easily, if it's something boring only good students can pay attention. Well, during these videos we may all feel like good students for a bit ^^

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

This is legit better than a lot of real lectures lol

[@20gdetitane]

7:30 but Ankha though. She's got the moves man

[@Blackout-so4gt]

As soon as he mentioned Star Wars my mind was like “Now this is pod racing”.

[@martiddy]

9:45 I laughed so hard at this part XD

[@LabMatt]

1 is Ichigo Momomiya from Tokyo Mew Mew 2 is Cheadle Yorkshire from Hunter X Hunter 3 is Isabelle from Animal Crossing 4 is Tsukino from Monster Hunter Stories 2 5 is Luna from Sailor Moon

[@andrewmills6251]

You are a gentleman and a scholar🎩

[@BobtheX]

Anyone who says they wouldn't smash Isabelle is a liar and a cheat. Wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them.

[@stego7782]

i dont recognize any of these names what are those?

[@dor748]

100% agree.

[@dor748]

@@BobtheX You make a fair point.

[@Pain_train_wielder]

THERE’S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON, BATMAN!

[@DyxoXinoro]

I think I accidentally walked into thr wrong classroom, but thank you for letting me sit in Professor. I've always wanted a convenient graph for the furry scale, as its difficult to explain where my line has been to people.

[@latrelldub]

The Furry Scale: 0: human, not furry at all 1: human with minor animal parts (for example a catgirl is just a chick with cat ears, or batman just wears a bat costume) isnt considered furry 2: the fursuit type of furry, which is just someone in a fursuit (most of the time is based off of a level 3 furry) 3: the furry type of furry, which is the anthropomorphized animal (or animal with human body parts and characteristics) 4: the feral type of furry, which mostly has the physical form of regular animal but social and mental capabilities of a level 3 furry (for example, pokemon) 5: animal, in physical form and social/mental capabilities not furry: 0 and 1 furry: 2, 3, and 4 zoophile: 5 what have we learned: if ranked 0 or 1, it is not furry material. if ranked 2, 3, or 4, it is furry material. if ranked 5, it is on the beastiality scale, which is NOT OKAY. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED IF YOU ARE INTO THIS TYPE OF STUFF. anything lower than 5 you're fine.

[@zebuez]

Nah 1 is definitely furry. You might say that they have more human features but you’d have to ask yourself why are you choosing cat girls over human girls. The answer likely is that the animal features enhance the attraction which is the same case for all furries it’s just different intensity. That’s another thing, how is level 2 furry and not 1? Level 2 is 1 but with more fur. It’s still more human.

[@moisesflores5405]

That's not necessarily true. There's definitely characters that fit your description of 1 that are often considered that. One of the most recent examples is Michiru from Brand New Animal who looks more like a human but with a black nose at the tip. On the most extreme end you have lamias and centaurs who despite being literal half animals often don't count. It's not really about appearance all the time but what the perception is.

[@latrelldub]

​@@moisesflores5405 maybe i should be more precise. level 1 are just humans with animal body parts. they arent really furries because at the core they are human. a fursuiter is level two because they are portraying something from level 3, which is more like an animal with human body parts, which is the opposite from level 1 but similar results.

[@latrelldub]

@@zebuez level two is a fursuitter which is portraying level 3. level 1 doesnt portray anything else, and by the core it is human. thats why level 1 is not furry.

[@latrelldub]

guys trust me im a furry i know what im talking about

[@adolfodef]

Subscribed (I for once, thanks The Almighty -YHWH- _Algorithm_ for this! ). The ammount of pause/unpauses required to keep up with the "live chat" is hurting my keyboard!

[@el_mr6439]

Triste teacher is based as fuck, I like it

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

Based on what

[@dang-x3n0t1ct]

@@zealotoftheorchard9853 Facts

[@xavierharvey4961]

This is wild.. I've been more focused on these lectures then I ever had at school 🤣

[@crushorangesoda6956]

I love how he’s foregone the 0 step, and nudges chat to open themselves up from 1 to 2.

[@MoonMunchingCat]

So then I have a question if it’s based on intelligence why are some people allowed to have intimate relationships?

[@vyl4650]

Would a intimate relationship with a braindead count as necrophilia?

[@MoonMunchingCat]

@@vyl4650 i want to answer no because technically no but at the same time a machine keeps them alive thier pretty much dead. I guess you do you

[@quinnderp]

i have no idea why i clicked on this, but i cant stop smiling. its funny as hell

[@spaghetti-man31]

“Here we have among us” was so unexpected to me

[@SoulWithController]

went from an f to an A+ in my book

[@TheAbsol7448]

Oh, damn. He mentioned Whitney. She's the only character who got me questioning my homosexuality. She's genuinely so freaking cute.

[@sodium_and_scales]

This guy's videos feel like fever dreams, in a good way.

[@cephy8102]

An interesting lesson. I'm a 3, personally. I'm okay with 1 and 2, but 3's my kinda furry.

[@thaoster209]

Isnt most furries a 3? Furries is pretty much the norm these days on the internet.

[@cephy8102]

@@thaoster209 I'd say that depends. Most people are probably a 3, yes. Though there is a fair amount of furries who go even higher.

[@starredcosmos]

same,

[@Orange_Swirl]

3's the most I'm willing to go. 4 and 5? No. 3? Sure.

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

3.4. Depends on specie, idk. Alicorns got big asses tho so they I go a bit higher for lol.

[@Shin3y]

Furry denies that he is a furry, and rants to twitch chat for a few hours lol

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Furries are 4.2. He is clearly just a 3.8.

[@the_Googie]

@@mimszanadunstedt441 furries are everything between 3 and 4, maybe 4.3 or 4.4. Like he said, 4 is physically identical to 5 but clearly conscious and intelligent, that means that 3 is anthro furry stuff, like your typical furry art

[@missingno2401]

@@mimszanadunstedt441 id say 2.7 up to 4 is furry, 3 being the most common. anything above and its zoophile territory.

[@BlindingWulf]

Interesting, I might take this class for college credit

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

Stoooop please with the good thumbnails please my hand is hovering above th “take screenshot” button PLEASE

[@fadilfaisal2300]

i really enjoy your lectures i learn a lot of terms

[@domingojohnvic6368]

I don't care what I don't understand about them, but I care that I only understand this ONE THING: UwU

[@happyeddy317]

Oh god

[@someotamatonewithayoutubea9478]

Don't lose it brother!

[@DiagonalTanooki]

OwO

[@mochalatte8362]

@@someotamatonewithayoutubea9478 Worry about your PFP :P

[@mochalatte8362]

Oh and also (*´ω｀*)

[@tsarfox3462]

"I've watched a lot of hentai...I mean I've done a lot of research on people who have watched hentai" Yes, I too have done my fair share of research. I think that's why I have the pre-reqs for this course.

[@missingno2401]

i also have the background experience

[@doltinkelly8153]

Lmao I was so stoned and wasn't paying attention when the vid switched over, had a bit of a 'hol up' moment now I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@terminatortv8109]

I don't know if it's both sad or good, that I paid more attention to this than an actual class.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

6:55 this is an opinion I agree with 100%. Your options are none or up to 3

[@Awxxrd]

i feel like im in class in 2040 and this is a grad requirement course

[@liberatingzephyr7024]

This guy's got me laughing the whole video with how serious he's taking these ridiculous topics!

[@dor748]

Sir, this is serious business, and if you don’t think it to be, you are welcome to leave.

[@Bhargav-fq5qz]

​@@dor748yeah

[@this_commenter_had_a_stroke]

"you got some friends? invite 'em over" just cracked me up, and it's the perfect punchline to end this video

[@theoverseer393]

Mega gardevoir is T H I C C, but Vespiqueen’s honeycombs are for larvae only…😳

[@siderthedoor6798]

“You know the movie all dogs go to heaven? That was a fiction movie” people are gonna be salty

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Saltier than... I won't say it lol

[@frazzooo621]

Where does judie hopps fit in on the furry scale

[@bensirach3586]

I think she's a 3

[@nycto5335]

3 or maybe 3.5-ish. To me the characters in Zootopia kinda edge a little towards 4. Like when I look at Judy I just see a rabbit on hind legs wearing a cop uniform that just so happens to speak. When I see someone into Judy it also makes me think they're probably into Haru from beastars and characters in beastars are sometimes drawn so animalistic in certain panels. Which is why I lean more towards a 3.5 with Judy.

[@bensirach3586]

And also, animals in Zootopia vary quite alot depending on the animal.

[@1dubsalot]

7:39 yiff only...

[@Jrshh-]

This is literally better than any of my lessons in school, I actually pay attention here too

[@princess.paprika1813]

I love how professor Lando teaching us about underated popular culture 😻

[@le9038]

The piss trouth is actually genius. There is no reason not to add it in other schools.

[@kingort30yearsago7weeksago3]

Professor Lando:"Here we have amung us" We all know where this is going

[@Cssdfgvvnkkiopl]

I was drinking coke at 11:59 meaning i need a new monitor

[@matthewboire6843]

I can see why XD

[@MattOzby]

6:24 the surprised in his voice lmaO

[@25usd94]

Thank you for publishing this, back in my day I had to pay for college to learn this subject.

[@averyrosecloud]

I really like what he said about Pokemon vs Dogs. Pokemon know exactly what's going on & can consent or say no. Animals don't really know what's going on.

[@Sungura_Kaiser]

Unless we're talking about dolphins

[@Wroar2020s]

However things can get complicated based on the species and age of a pokemon so... idk.. but their Fictional creatures... But then again, you can create your own pkm oc and age them to 18 or above to use it for your own sussy drawings of them either from gardeivor to lucario or to sylveon (2, 3, or 4)... But again, defending or liking this type of detergency can cause some unnecessary problems because of some people in the internet thinking it's controversial to like or make pokemon sus and it could start a reply section war full of users saying that your a pee duu or zoo if you like or make pokemon sus so idk, you do you I guess as long as you don't go to 5 or commit actual nanking grape to an animal OR ELSE YOUR AN ACTUAL PAKING DETERGENATE....

[@MikeNewin18]

Does liking futanaris/hermohadites make you homosexual or heterosexual ?

[@TheDarkNinja45]

Depending on if they have both or just the one

[@matchedpowerofthesun]

Hermaphrodites have both sets of genitalia so it probably depends on how you bang ‘em. If you bang ‘em both ways, then you’re bi.

[@SA-mo3hq]

Poor mortal, constained by such enfeebling mental limitations. Let go of your constraints and repeat the following mantra to start on the road to true enlightenment; "Every hole is a goal"

[@adolfodef]

@@SA-mo3hq Including the ones you have. Up & Down.

[@SA-mo3hq]

@@adolfodef True enlightenment is reached when you realise that there is no boundary between you and the hole you are demolishing. Or your hole and whomever is demolishing you. Demolisher and demolished are but one and the same, and the perception that you are separate is falsehood that keeps us bound to the Samsara.

[@somedudeintheinternet2193]

I wish this was the teacher on our classroom

[@stim2704]

this just got better and better

[@Jrockten]

I’ve learned more from these lectures than any of my time at University so far.