What Ricky Gervais Hates About Flying

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4 жыл бұрын

Ricky Gervais is always travelling for work so you can say he's seen his fair share of planes. Watch his Netflix special where he dishes the worst parts about flying, from leaving his wife in economy, while he enjoys first class, to the uselessness of the whistle on the life jacket.
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@TheFluffyDuck
@TheFluffyDuck 4 жыл бұрын
“How often do planes crash?” “Just once”
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 4 жыл бұрын
I hate to be a grammar Nazi, but that sentence is grammatically incorrect. What you want to say is "How often does a plane crash?" Because planes (plural) crash all the time (well not all the time but certainly there has been more than 1 plane crash in history).
@karlandjeff
@karlandjeff 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Barr no it’s correct. Planes only crash once. I’ve never heard of planes crashing more than once (and if so, it wasn’t a real crash).
@KB-qo2fi
@KB-qo2fi 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Barr Take your head out from the textbook and actually learn English that makes sense.
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 4 жыл бұрын
@@KB-qo2fi Nope. I'm right, you're wrong deal with it. Sorry!
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 4 жыл бұрын
@@karlandjeff It really isn't though...
@-M0LE
@-M0LE 4 жыл бұрын
The whistle is there for you to perform “always look on the bright side of life”
@jajai6377
@jajai6377 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@slinkeepy
@slinkeepy 4 жыл бұрын
classic X)
@oskarwinters1873
@oskarwinters1873 4 жыл бұрын
or my heart will go on. Not quite a penny whistle but good enough.
@RSidd
@RSidd 4 жыл бұрын
Gold!
@thomasdahl3083
@thomasdahl3083 4 жыл бұрын
It's there to keep you distracted and you will have something to do.
@MakoRuu
@MakoRuu 4 жыл бұрын
The brace position was designed to keep your head and teeth intact so they can more easily identify your remains.
@poetryofcinema6957
@poetryofcinema6957 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf cares after you die🤷
@mayanksharma3651
@mayanksharma3651 4 жыл бұрын
@@poetryofcinema6957 your family i guess
@popuptoaster
@popuptoaster 4 жыл бұрын
urban legend, it's not true.
@joaquinm2640
@joaquinm2640 4 жыл бұрын
It means you die quickly cause you crash straight into your head
@cianobrien3250
@cianobrien3250 4 жыл бұрын
Your meant to kiss your ass goodbye when you stick your head down
@guardianofsummerset451
@guardianofsummerset451 4 жыл бұрын
Plane: crashes in iran KZbin: hey, wanna see this joke?
@invadercem2
@invadercem2 4 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments just for this comment.
@machigiceb7788
@machigiceb7788 4 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@VarHyid
@VarHyid 4 жыл бұрын
The algorithm needs to learn the concept of "too soon" ;)
@ShindlerReal
@ShindlerReal 4 жыл бұрын
666k views
@radin35
@radin35 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you my uncle died in that crash you pig
@popcorn9181
@popcorn9181 4 жыл бұрын
The delivery with that whistle...
@tylerreinert7326
@tylerreinert7326 4 жыл бұрын
Gervais: You can’t land a plane on water Sully: *ehem*
@jigjamz
@jigjamz 4 жыл бұрын
DEUS EX - mans was just trying to make a joke...
@nosmadaaa8522
@nosmadaaa8522 4 жыл бұрын
Also never listen to a guy who starts a sentence with "Twas".
@jigjamz
@jigjamz 4 жыл бұрын
DEUS EX - All good no stress
@nthgth
@nthgth 4 жыл бұрын
@DEUS EX I realize you were just joking, and it's all good. But now I have a question: even if the problem occurred at 500 mph, can't any plane just stay in the air with no engine thrust, gradually losing speed and altitude until they're down as low as the speed of the Sully event?
@paw7110
@paw7110 4 жыл бұрын
Bryan Liguori No
@What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
@What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 4 жыл бұрын
He’s so comfortable on stage.
@iain8837
@iain8837 3 жыл бұрын
Well he is hardly gonna wear clothes that don’t fit correctly!
@Shydore-Official
@Shydore-Official 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Netflix wouldn't promote the other things Ricky said in this stand up. Worth watching aha
@thekub32
@thekub32 4 жыл бұрын
Is this a new stand-up special?
@Shydore-Official
@Shydore-Official 4 жыл бұрын
@@thekub32 no. Humanity, came out last year
@thekub32
@thekub32 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shydore-Official Oh yeah. I remember seeing it.
@thekub32
@thekub32 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shydore-Official Just don't remember it that good I guess lmao.
@juzzfuzz0
@juzzfuzz0 4 жыл бұрын
@@thekub32 It wasn't as memorable to me as his other ones, for sure
@satyamchoudhary6333
@satyamchoudhary6333 3 жыл бұрын
"Of course you haven't!." LMAO😂...the greatest mass insult... love Ricky gervais.
@oliverguidetti7569
@oliverguidetti7569 4 жыл бұрын
Ricky is keeping my depression at bay. My heart feels peaceful. God bless his comedy. God bless him.
@TheRugby23
@TheRugby23 3 жыл бұрын
You do know that he's a staunch atheist? Love when he bashes religions for the fairy tales they truly are!
@jackleary7718
@jackleary7718 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRugby23 👍 that made me laugh
@devstuff2576
@devstuff2576 2 жыл бұрын
@Kathy Reidy to a religious person, an atheist is just a brother or sister who says Father doesn't exist cause they haven't seen him. We don't see it as a big deal that you delight in your lack of belief, and when you are funny about it (like Ricky is), it's awesome. So yes, God bless you all.
@dhaxpegdhaxpeg2144
@dhaxpegdhaxpeg2144 2 жыл бұрын
@@devstuff2576 Muslim don't think like this.
@OUTBOUND184
@OUTBOUND184 Жыл бұрын
@@TheRugby23 Deeply sad/desperate comment.
@mishmash6169
@mishmash6169 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly just the thought of how much space there would be between my feet and the ocean floor would be enough for me to die of a panic attack if I ever got out of a sinking plane with just a lifejacket...
@Mike-me3sp
@Mike-me3sp 4 жыл бұрын
ha, I get that too. It's like an illogical fear of heights isn't it?
@daslynnter9841
@daslynnter9841 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the same space between the plane and the ocean surface before you crashed
@nagualdesign
@nagualdesign 4 жыл бұрын
@@daslynnter9841 Average ocean depth is 12,000ft. Average airplane cruising altitude is 30,000ft. So not _literally_ the same, unless by "literally" you mean, "I'm one of those Millennials who can't understand my own first language".
@sakariasdale8392
@sakariasdale8392 4 жыл бұрын
nagualdesign what?
@americantoastman7296
@americantoastman7296 4 жыл бұрын
@DillyDyson007 lmao yall are the funniest. Can boomers stop being overly dramatic for 2 seconds? language adapts and changes, quit crying about it jeez
@presstodelete1165
@presstodelete1165 4 жыл бұрын
My brother crashed a British Airways B777 and he is fine. He has promised not to do it again.
@Akkul
@Akkul 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Magenis when you say crashed, was that on purpose?
@presstodelete1165
@presstodelete1165 4 жыл бұрын
@@Akkul No, the engines cut out as they were approaching the runway.
@carador9286
@carador9286 4 жыл бұрын
Is he fine because he had a whistle?
@daverobertson5633
@daverobertson5633 4 жыл бұрын
@@carador9286 Nah he did the brace position, everyone else died.
@nuttypeanuts
@nuttypeanuts 4 жыл бұрын
The Strexil yes he was i. one of the 9/11 planes? Why would anyone crash on purpose
@XxPureKhaosxX
@XxPureKhaosxX 4 жыл бұрын
I got upgraded to first row once and everything about this is true. It almost got annoying how many times they'd ask if we needed anything
@pronemanoldbutyoung5548
@pronemanoldbutyoung5548 4 жыл бұрын
Silent Human ”Thank you sir. Is your whistle in order though?”
@killz4money
@killz4money 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get priority boarding. You just sit there for an extra 30 minutes watching people block eachother in the hallway and clumsily stuffing their luggage in the overhead bins while you could've been out at the gate stretching your legs - you're about to sit there for hours, anyway. Unless you're flying with Ryanair and don't have assigned seats (but fuck that).
@scorpionz44
@scorpionz44 4 жыл бұрын
@@killz4money cuz standing around in line for 30 minutes, hoping ull have space for overhead luggage is so much better
@killz4money
@killz4money 4 жыл бұрын
@@scorpionz44 that's why you keep sitting until the line is short :)
@whereeveritgoes
@whereeveritgoes 4 жыл бұрын
This. I was put to business class and holy fucking shit. I only wanted to sit down and not talk to anybody and these cabin crew kept offering me food, wet towel and shit and I was like just leave me the fuck alone, I'm on my headphones here and I grew up poor, an introvert and unfamiliar with a simple luxury like this.
@vamsidocs5137
@vamsidocs5137 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking about his whistle but none is appreciating his helicopter impersonation
@shaz2761
@shaz2761 Жыл бұрын
The guy from Police Academy did it better.
@ruchaupadhyaya
@ruchaupadhyaya Жыл бұрын
we dont know what its like riding one
@J-SH06
@J-SH06 4 жыл бұрын
I do like Ricky. Still think he’s at his best when with Steven.
@decepticonavidgamer882
@decepticonavidgamer882 4 жыл бұрын
What, about when he is with Carl karl Pilkington?
@xPadge112x
@xPadge112x 4 жыл бұрын
Is this Smerch?
@missionpupa
@missionpupa 4 жыл бұрын
Just say, he is bad at stand up, that works too.
@scerpalman
@scerpalman 4 жыл бұрын
@@missionpupa but he's not, some of his shows have been a bit hit and miss but Humanity (this one) was great
@Z3phlar
@Z3phlar 4 жыл бұрын
Or hosting the golden globes. That shit was legendary
@eka634
@eka634 4 жыл бұрын
Title should be "flying with Ricky - don't expect to survive"
@mlee6050
@mlee6050 4 жыл бұрын
I wish when he said about water one that he said he respected sully for the save he did
@sean3533
@sean3533 4 жыл бұрын
Safety regulators: "And the life preservers should have whistles." Everyone: "That does nothing." Regulators: "Yeah but we're heroes now"
@Supersonic
@Supersonic 4 жыл бұрын
@1878EFC2008 its well known that mid drowning it is impossible to scream for help, thats why we gave you a whistle........
@levygaming3133
@levygaming3133 3 жыл бұрын
I assumed the whistle was for keeping track of other survivors.
@3fammy
@3fammy 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm using this voice, so don't worry bout it, right" I cracked on that joke, man is hilarious. 🤣 I'm not surprised if in daily life he often laughs at someone just doing their thing which he thinks kinda silly 🤣
@jumbodog5955
@jumbodog5955 4 жыл бұрын
I need a Masterclass on whistling from him
@carolbenson6524
@carolbenson6524 3 жыл бұрын
Had to listen to this over and over!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
@sohaib785
@sohaib785 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else binge-watching Ricky Gervais videos after his golden globes 2020 speech? lol
@Finwaell
@Finwaell 4 жыл бұрын
no because we knew he existed :D
@johnkuipers7829
@johnkuipers7829 4 жыл бұрын
No way. He disgusts me. Always has.
@DannyHsn
@DannyHsn 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnkuipers7829 then why are you here?
@trey7911
@trey7911 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnkuipers7829 triggered vegan liberal
@tommyatkins2527
@tommyatkins2527 4 жыл бұрын
Boo gervais is a liberal snowflake
@bremCZ
@bremCZ 4 жыл бұрын
I watched a safety video on an Air New Zealand flight and laughed in the middle of it. Hilarious.
@RenegadeFighter
@RenegadeFighter 4 жыл бұрын
They're stupidest fucking things right? Even worse to work on them.
@Matthew-ve7uv
@Matthew-ve7uv 4 жыл бұрын
No, the Air NZ flights are genuinely funny -- they're meant to be; they make a thing out of it. Very clever
@bremCZ
@bremCZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@RenegadeFighter Most of the ones I've seen have been good.
@DoubleMonoLR
@DoubleMonoLR 4 жыл бұрын
Personally I can't stand them, and I live in NZ.
@bremCZ
@bremCZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@DoubleMonoLR They are all quite different. It'd be weird to think that of all of them.
@emilianoborselli9787
@emilianoborselli9787 4 жыл бұрын
The whistle one never gets old!!!
@pooie9972
@pooie9972 3 жыл бұрын
The brace position reduces flailing by having a forward-facing occupant lean over their legs and it reduces secondary-impact injuries by pre-positioning the body against a surface that can be struck. This reduces the momentum of the head and other parts of the body. Also, they usually won't tell you to brace if you strike a mountain at 500mph.
@vancedadder
@vancedadder 2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate that info
@enrico.was.here007
@enrico.was.here007 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant peace. Now I know why he used a very simple, monotone and impunity whistle and not the standard looong one you would think of off the bat. He sculpted it in a way to use later with the heli sound. The simplicity and monotone*ality to make it resonate better later so you would remember it.
@meli1872
@meli1872 2 жыл бұрын
honestly id say i get offended REALLT easily but i dont get why people get offended by this man. hes always funny and seems supportive of those underpriviledged, he just cracks jokes at everyone
@sonnetvantonder-vanzyl1960
@sonnetvantonder-vanzyl1960 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god now I’m in stitches my belly’s aching with laughter... thanks for this... was a real treat
@AnimichileTV
@AnimichileTV 4 жыл бұрын
Great Comedian. I Love him so much
@cogboy302
@cogboy302 Жыл бұрын
Did I miss the meeting where it was decided comedians weren't allowed to develop material on the same subject? Anyway, another thing the Big Yin said about flying was the safety advice about putting on a lifejacket when about to crash into a mountain. "This will do you no good at all, but when archeologists find your remains in two hundreds years time, they'll think there was a river here."
@1991LMR
@1991LMR Жыл бұрын
I love watching stuff like this 2 days before flying. Never fails to ease my already non existent nerves 😎
@sandy7119
@sandy7119 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Ricky's standups while high can send you in laughing fits. 😂
@cosmobawler
@cosmobawler 4 жыл бұрын
Just watched this special, absolutely hilarious
@julietteSoul
@julietteSoul 4 жыл бұрын
Cosmo Bawler where can I watch it ? Thnx✌🏽
@cosmobawler
@cosmobawler 4 жыл бұрын
@@julietteSoul netflix
@wwryy
@wwryy 4 жыл бұрын
@@julietteSoul this was literally uploaded by Netflix lol
@concepcionrodriguez2615
@concepcionrodriguez2615 4 жыл бұрын
The last 30 minutes were not that great
@TombstoneHeart
@TombstoneHeart 3 жыл бұрын
When I fly, I always try to get a seat right at the back of the plane - because nobody has ever reversed a plane into a mountain!
@menecross
@menecross 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he waits for the laughs to stop so the whistle can be heard. 2:49
@ShadowNova300
@ShadowNova300 2 жыл бұрын
Most comedians do.
@pajtim9079
@pajtim9079 4 жыл бұрын
That whistle subject, was the same as one in Top Gear when Land Rover made about a whistle in bad situations. Such innovation. Much wow.
@palmtree6283
@palmtree6283 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this one!!! Cheers, Swiss travel agent
@GoofyBull33
@GoofyBull33 4 жыл бұрын
German Michael Mittermeier did this bid like 15 years ago. Still good.
@Stormbubi
@Stormbubi 4 жыл бұрын
lol echt? meinste der ricky hat das vielleicht sogar geklaut? :D mittermeier war ja auch im ausland oft auf tour
@senpaizac4687
@senpaizac4687 4 жыл бұрын
Austrian Michael Niavarani too
@brux7650
@brux7650 4 жыл бұрын
No one cares about a nazi
@ascaniomarak1561
@ascaniomarak1561 4 жыл бұрын
15 years ago seems like the 90s but it's actually 2005 damm
@terminalfrost3645
@terminalfrost3645 4 жыл бұрын
lots of comedians have done this joke a long time ago.
@TheFluffyWhiteCats
@TheFluffyWhiteCats 4 жыл бұрын
I get a very Carlin vibe from this routine. Nothing wrong with that
@MeLeTroll
@MeLeTroll 4 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough I got the Dave Allen routine from it. They were both active in similar time frames.
@RiaanLouw
@RiaanLouw 4 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly myself. I guess showbiz peeps fly a lot.
@custardclips7751
@custardclips7751 4 жыл бұрын
@@MeLeTroll floating around the north Atlantic clinging to a pillow full of bear farts
@macman975
@macman975 4 жыл бұрын
This is a rip off from Dave Allen
@macman975
@macman975 4 жыл бұрын
@@MeLeTroll Just read your reply after i posted my previous comment. You're spot on mate.
@ohyeee7003
@ohyeee7003 4 жыл бұрын
LEGEND
@thebigbowler
@thebigbowler 4 жыл бұрын
Miming winding down the window in the chopper got me 😂
@karyne826
@karyne826 4 жыл бұрын
Hilariously spot on Ricky
@chinmay6249
@chinmay6249 4 жыл бұрын
This man is comedy gold.
@RealityCheck6T9
@RealityCheck6T9 4 жыл бұрын
kinda
@YaBoyoplo
@YaBoyoplo 4 жыл бұрын
2:10 how does he keep a straight face while doing that skit 😂😂
@jansefran1752
@jansefran1752 4 ай бұрын
This is PURE GOLD.
@yannickbr4383
@yannickbr4383 4 жыл бұрын
This very well couls be my personal favourite bit of comedy ever "it smashes the fuck to bits"
@qnzman578
@qnzman578 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you've ever been in a helicopter.. of course you haven't.. 😂😂
@lisabrunton5781
@lisabrunton5781 3 ай бұрын
Ricky - I love you! You’re a tonic!!!😂
@CBTvideos
@CBTvideos 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved this
@TwoTwoFourSix
@TwoTwoFourSix 4 жыл бұрын
“First class, BA, doesn’t get any better” I think there’s a laundry list of airline companies that would disagree
@wildzwaan
@wildzwaan 4 жыл бұрын
Mentioning 'BA' in this joke means he doenst actually have to pay for tickets, ever. At least, that would be my guess. And that's what makes it true, bc FREE business class on BA really cant be beat :)
@TwoTwoFourSix
@TwoTwoFourSix 4 жыл бұрын
wildzwaan free business class on emirates, singapore airlines, etihad, Qatar, even bloody virgin Atlantic, is better
@exasperatednikhil841
@exasperatednikhil841 4 жыл бұрын
Who is here after the golden globes speech?😂
@matthewhowes2978
@matthewhowes2978 4 жыл бұрын
not a snowflake Everyone! That is how time works!
@JakobStrand
@JakobStrand 4 жыл бұрын
"`old on...*wheep*" Absolutely hilarious.
@WhatSoEverThingsAreLovely
@WhatSoEverThingsAreLovely 4 жыл бұрын
Hillarious!! This is a funny guy!! 😂🤣
@Wixel50
@Wixel50 4 жыл бұрын
The guy from GTA IV was so funny they made him in real life
@gutobernardo7457
@gutobernardo7457 2 жыл бұрын
This is a great masterclass in joke timing ❤️
@somefuckertookmynickname
@somefuckertookmynickname 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Netflix UK & Ireland. Very cool.
@tphoenn3712
@tphoenn3712 4 жыл бұрын
2:45 that old school window opening on a helicopter lmfao.
@darkknightniner9862
@darkknightniner9862 4 жыл бұрын
I love Ricky Gervais and I'm not saying this is totally ripped off of it, but this is really super similar to a stand up bit by George Carlin.
@noahgilmore4837
@noahgilmore4837 4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Shaner that’s funny I was watching that exact bit the other day and it’s definitely similar but I don’t think it was ripped off either
@macaronicheese8721
@macaronicheese8721 4 жыл бұрын
I've talked about place crashes n stuff like this to my friends many times, so I'm sure it wasn't copied. Just great minds thinking alike I guess. (Not calling myself the great mind just them lol)
@Bootrosgali
@Bootrosgali 4 жыл бұрын
This isnt funny coming from Ricky Gervais
@jackbarnes48
@jackbarnes48 4 жыл бұрын
'Only on Netflix' As I watch on youtube ;)
@Focusonbehind
@Focusonbehind 4 жыл бұрын
The whistle sounds had me in tears xD
@dorisfischer3132
@dorisfischer3132 3 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais is fuc***´ brilliant!
@EatMyShortsAU
@EatMyShortsAU 3 жыл бұрын
It depends on the type of crash. Crash in to mountain or in to the sea good luck but if it is during taking off or landing you have a good chance of surviving.
@tonibaloney8735
@tonibaloney8735 4 жыл бұрын
Hey that whistle saved Rose's life
@21coute
@21coute 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't have helicopters back then xD If they did they could have saved Rose and maybe Jack and a ton others too.
@carolyncolinhogarth8732
@carolyncolinhogarth8732 Жыл бұрын
the whistle love it....what a guy...cdh Canada
@xOneCinema
@xOneCinema 4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievably talented.
@jackd9928
@jackd9928 4 жыл бұрын
Love how there is people taking this literally lol it is a comedy bit! Everything safety wise on a plane is there for a reason.
@Outlanes
@Outlanes 4 жыл бұрын
Jack D what, the second half of your comment contradicts the first half
@nagualdesign
@nagualdesign 4 жыл бұрын
Seat belts (in cars) have saved many thousands of lives. Nobody has ever been saved by the life preserver and whistle, even though they've been available on almost all commercial flights for many years.
@FOKI5895
@FOKI5895 4 жыл бұрын
@@nagualdesign Nobody? Not one single person? You must know a lot about this to be able to make claims like that.
@nagualdesign
@nagualdesign 4 жыл бұрын
@@FOKI5895 Nah, I just saw it on QI. 😜 It isn't the sort of extraordinary claim that requires extraordinary evidence though. It's a straightforward factoid that should be easily falsifiable if it isn't true.
@FOKI5895
@FOKI5895 4 жыл бұрын
@@nagualdesign Then you must know that a plane crash where a plane slams into ground and explodes is very rare, and most of the time gliding descend, or landing on water is an option, a lot of people have survived a plane crash. Most famous example for water would be flight 1549.
@vascoambrosio7798
@vascoambrosio7798 4 жыл бұрын
imagine watching this while flying
@SmeagolTheBeagle
@SmeagolTheBeagle 4 жыл бұрын
Best comedian of all time!
@tomang71
@tomang71 2 жыл бұрын
Legend!
@31ETV
@31ETV 4 жыл бұрын
There isn’t even room in cattle class to lean forward and adopt the brace position but Ricky wouldn’t know this with all his lovely brace adopting space in first class
@ch4z_bucks
@ch4z_bucks 2 жыл бұрын
I'm around 5'6, there seems to be adequate space for me. What matters is that you're pressed tight against the seat in front
@danielmiller967
@danielmiller967 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr did basically the exact same joke in one of his stand ups and so did Alan Davis on QI. Idk if this is plagiarised but it’s certainly influenced
@ugruzz
@ugruzz 3 жыл бұрын
There is an german Comedian named Michael Mittermayer who did that exact same Joke in the late 90's as well.
@hansennansen2985
@hansennansen2985 4 жыл бұрын
That face after the first whistle!
@ethanlaffitte4594
@ethanlaffitte4594 3 жыл бұрын
The start about the brace: Its desighned to stop you smacking or go flying into the bulkhead or seat infront. The whistle on life jacket: Usually there are some survivers on water, its so ur crew can hear if anyone needs immediate help, like z code blue in a hospitalm
@SoFly2H2D
@SoFly2H2D 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly hes got a point. Wouldn't something like a laser pointer be more useful?
@sereese4937
@sereese4937 Жыл бұрын
most of the safety videos i sat through told me they were equipped with a light
@SoFly2H2D
@SoFly2H2D Жыл бұрын
@@sereese4937 well yeah but that'll do f**k all in the day time lol. A laser pointer works no matter the time of day and can reach much further.
@OverWims
@OverWims 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't the whistles supposed to help u find other people that you can't see.
@Merthalophor
@Merthalophor 4 жыл бұрын
ofc they have a use, but in case you didn't notice, this is a comedy bit
@mannymonster3509
@mannymonster3509 4 жыл бұрын
r/woosh
@mahmoudramzy4878
@mahmoudramzy4878 4 жыл бұрын
@@mannymonster3509 r/ihavereddit
@Lous-Cannon
@Lous-Cannon 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck me you’re fun! This isn’t a documentary
@EdekLay
@EdekLay 4 жыл бұрын
Please remove this comment
@gail9906
@gail9906 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic! ❤️🇦🇺🦘
@quinnjim
@quinnjim 4 жыл бұрын
"If a plane hits the water, it smashes to bits". Ever see the "Miracle on the Hudson"? The plane held together perfectly and floated for hours.
@twincammikev
@twincammikev 4 жыл бұрын
Hay dude if you really are a pilot tell them idiots to cut out them dumb safety videos..
@quinnjim
@quinnjim 4 жыл бұрын
@@twincammikev They are required by law. People have to know what to do in case of emergency. It gets old listening to them after awhile for sure.
@Lapislightning
@Lapislightning 4 жыл бұрын
but itsnt it true that its pretty fucking hard to land a plane on water without getting the nose underwater and ripping the whole thing apart?
@babi-ib2xq
@babi-ib2xq 4 жыл бұрын
omg i love this men❤️💜😱💚
@carlwilliams897
@carlwilliams897 4 жыл бұрын
Man** ❤️
@Pranav-rp8wi
@Pranav-rp8wi 4 жыл бұрын
Ok. So Iran plane crash + Ricky Gervais golden globe speech = this.
@jameshickey1294
@jameshickey1294 4 жыл бұрын
Reading town Genuis normal guy... Superb ricky g 💯%. On top form
@AvStevieStevenJamesDrums
@AvStevieStevenJamesDrums 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@provenknowledge
@provenknowledge 4 жыл бұрын
If you’re watching this after his incredible performance at the 2020 Golden Globes hit the thumbs up.👍🏻
@omardamian6792
@omardamian6792 4 жыл бұрын
PROVEN KNOWLEDGE fuck off
@svswagjr
@svswagjr 4 жыл бұрын
PROVEN KNOWLEDGE fuck off
@RobTi
@RobTi 4 жыл бұрын
PROVEN KNOWLEDGE fuck off
@TheHonestVA
@TheHonestVA 4 жыл бұрын
why
@svswagjr
@svswagjr 4 жыл бұрын
virtual pinoy fuck off
@inyourgenes
@inyourgenes 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the light on the life-jacket.......that 1 watt bulb will help attract sharks/jelly fish.
@Erikutis55
@Erikutis55 2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with Ricky! But he managed to make it super hilarious out of it
@aarondynamics1311
@aarondynamics1311 Жыл бұрын
It's not at all accurate. Having a next to 0% chance of surviving a plane crash seems to be a fairly common misconception. People always think of the situations Ricky described when they think of a plane crash and for those, it's highly unlikely that anyone survives, but in reality, those types of crashes are the rarest. Most plane "crashes" these days are runway excursions, where the plane slides off the runway. This type of accident is generally very survivable and adopting the brace position will reduce your chances/the severity of injuries. This is why you are told to brace for an emergency landing. Once you consider all types of plane crash, your chances of surviving one are around 95%
@robleary3353
@robleary3353 2 жыл бұрын
Always funny as f***! Always saying stuff most of us are thinking, but too afraid to say out loud! Good on you Ricky!
@hanohbl9341
@hanohbl9341 4 жыл бұрын
Carlin made the joke about water landing before. He said "I'm sorry, but that sounds a bit like CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN". Then Carlin proceeded to speak about the life jacket. Not the same joke but one may suspect Ricky saw that and made his own version of it.
@custardclips7751
@custardclips7751 4 жыл бұрын
'My seat cushion, just what I need. To float around the north Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts.
@Porque1000
@Porque1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@custardclips7751 And what the fuck bears were doing there farting?
@custardclips7751
@custardclips7751 4 жыл бұрын
@@Porque1000 cheers.
@_baller
@_baller 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter how much you pay for your ticket or how plush your seat is, if it falls out the sky you're dead...
@cheshirekat3050
@cheshirekat3050 2 жыл бұрын
That's why those vests also have lights on them (which are designed to light up, as soon as they get wet). And the whistle isn't for catching the attention of people in helicopters or search and rescue planes; they're for getting the attention of people on passing boats (or life-rafts).
@seth1455
@seth1455 Жыл бұрын
But the way Rickie tells the story has us laughing out loud, the way you tell it...........
@CARRJ142
@CARRJ142 2 жыл бұрын
Another great video.
@jamesd5241
@jamesd5241 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr had a very similar bit about the brace position not doing anything on a plane. this routine seemed to copy a few other comedians acts
@bluegtturbo
@bluegtturbo 4 жыл бұрын
And a certain Irish comedian in the 1970s
@carlwilliams897
@carlwilliams897 4 жыл бұрын
Ffsss I can't breathe! 😭🤣
@rhynouk1
@rhynouk1 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't THAT funny. Idiot.
@kaw628
@kaw628 4 жыл бұрын
@@rhynouk1 Literally just trying to limit the enjoyment of others because you don't have any? You know there's a real quick way out of existence if that's the person you want to be.
@rhynouk1
@rhynouk1 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaw628 A reply from a 5 year old,. Not worth my time.
@carlwilliams897
@carlwilliams897 4 жыл бұрын
rhynouk1 is your life really that sad that you have to attack random people on utube?
@CpTn_QwRk
@CpTn_QwRk 4 жыл бұрын
rhynouk1 rough childhood?
@hanamichisakuragi4273
@hanamichisakuragi4273 4 жыл бұрын
I have never watched the office UK but damn this guy is actually funny😂
@meenoz
@meenoz 6 ай бұрын
The brace position in an airplane is designed to help passengers protect themselves during a crash. It involves sitting with your head down, hands on the back of your head, and your feet flat on the floor. Here's why it's important: 1. Head Protection: Bending your head down helps reduce the risk of head injury or whiplash during impact. 2. Seat Belt Effectiveness: It ensures that your seat belt is snugly fastened, which is crucial for restraining your body during a crash. 3. Lower Limb Protection: Keeping your feet flat on the floor can prevent leg and ankle injuries by providing better support. 4. Reduced Flailing: Holding your hands on the back of your head helps prevent your arms from flailing forward, which could lead to injury. 5. Preparedness: Being in the brace position prepares you for impact, making it easier to quickly evacuate the aircraft if necessary. It's important to follow crew instructions during a flight, including adopting the brace position when instructed, as it can significantly increase your chances of surviving a crash.
@sammudila8113
@sammudila8113 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't Jimmy Carr performed the whistle bit in his act already?!!
@essexoffroader3773
@essexoffroader3773 4 жыл бұрын
Ronnie John's did this years ago as chopper... very funny and worth a watch
@TheLeiaShow
@TheLeiaShow 4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Izzard done it about 20 years ago
@Deadshilz
@Deadshilz 4 жыл бұрын
Bradley Walsh did it way before even had, check it out.
@Bawbag0110
@Bawbag0110 4 жыл бұрын
And Billy Connolly
@RealityCheck6T9
@RealityCheck6T9 4 жыл бұрын
YES! OBVIOUSLY 100 PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS BIT BEFORE! This is like arguing over who was the first person to fart
@robroy488
@robroy488 Жыл бұрын
"Actually, the brace position is to protect your head and teeth so that you can be identified"...that's literally as ridiculous as the joke this comment thread is based upon. A planes going down at 300 - 500 miles an hour into a mountain and your forearms provide enough of a shelter to your head and teeth that rescuers can identify you. The passengers teeth ( and heads ) amongst those who failed to adopt the brace position are just mush, unidentifiable.
@Sarsour_
@Sarsour_ 4 жыл бұрын
So good
@SnookOnTheFly
@SnookOnTheFly 4 жыл бұрын
Oops has a completely different feeling when it happens in a plane vs a car. It’s not flying I’m afraid of, it’s not landing on the wheels that gets me
@lachlananthony6983
@lachlananthony6983 4 жыл бұрын
If I watch all the little segments from his Netflix show, I won’t have to get Netflix. Save some money
@dakkefernet8585
@dakkefernet8585 4 жыл бұрын
Whistle doesn't work *Gorky park:*
@FlyBoyKhi
@FlyBoyKhi 4 жыл бұрын
Man this popped up in my feed at the worst time. RIP Kobe.
@MajinXarris
@MajinXarris 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone remembers the bit from family guy in which the voice making the announcements in an airplane is in agony? But for no reason. Hysterical 🤣
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