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@amyjenkins6186
@amyjenkins6186 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so grateful for Trevor’s shows. I wouldn’t be able to survive this administration without Trevor and the rest of the late night guys! Never mind surviving the Coronavirus-19 lockdown...
@davidm6293
@davidm6293 4 жыл бұрын
Amy Jenkins Trevor is obsessed with trump. That’s why there are allegations joe Biden raped a woman and he hasn’t said a word about it, but will trash Brett kavenaugh for basically the same thing. He doesn’t care about women. Just bashing republicans. He’s a loser
@davidm6293
@davidm6293 4 жыл бұрын
MM M oh is it because of that? Why did we put on a whole trial for Brett kavenaugh? Trevor said we should believe all women isn’t it atleast worth talking about if he believes all women? It was enough to try and block a Supreme Court justice from getting on so why wouldn’t he atleast MENTION it? Because it’s not credible? Doesn’t that completely contradict what he said a year ago about kavenaugh?
@davidm6293
@davidm6293 4 жыл бұрын
MM M and so what if he already addressed it? The video is called “what the hell happened this week” and all he talks about is literally trump. He’s obsessed, TDS. What happened this week is Biden is accused of fingering a woman against her will and he won’t even bring it up because he doesn’t care about women, only slandering republicans
@yolandadenny8692
@yolandadenny8692 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidm6293 The current president of the U.S. has all sorts of allegations against him and he paid off a porn star over his affair with him.
@yolandadenny8692
@yolandadenny8692 4 жыл бұрын
@MM M Ignore David M. He is a troll
@rw501
@rw501 4 жыл бұрын
Subbed after I read that you are paying your production crews salary during this crisis. Thank you for your compassion Trevor. If more people had the same amount of compassion for others the world would be a better place.
@n.a.o.fitgang
@n.a.o.fitgang 4 жыл бұрын
He truly is so dope I have been a secret fan for years I love his work
@ryanmartin6429
@ryanmartin6429 4 жыл бұрын
You have to have nerves of steel to sit through these press conferences nowadays. I would have stood up and left so many times, so thank you to those journalists.
@lolanonymous2504
@lolanonymous2504 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I probably would have been removed for throwing a pie at someone
@parkchimmin7913
@parkchimmin7913 3 жыл бұрын
@@lolanonymous2504 :( don’t waste a perfectly good pie
@elsadevera77
@elsadevera77 4 жыл бұрын
can i just say this.. thank you trevor.. for "personally" really taking care of your people.. this is how one should treat people with kindness.. i am so proud of you..god bless you more for having a heart of gold!
@csjary
@csjary 4 жыл бұрын
Bleachgate will go down as my favorite moment of this presidency. The hand gestures, the utter conviction plus nasal sound in his voice. It's a moment.
@HalfwayJac
@HalfwayJac 4 жыл бұрын
Christine Jary This comment brightened my day.
@ovenchicken876
@ovenchicken876 4 жыл бұрын
Hold on, we still have almost 5 more years.
@TabethaAurochs
@TabethaAurochs 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor's at-home "mischievous kid too smart for his own good" vibe grows in direct proportion to those adorable curls. Thank you, Trevor. You're doing a tremendous job.
@ryanamundson2198
@ryanamundson2198 4 жыл бұрын
How do they not laugh during those press conferences!
@randomsandwichian
@randomsandwichian 4 жыл бұрын
Or an after-press conference session.
@blackvial
@blackvial 4 жыл бұрын
Professionalism
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣😂
@GroovyVideo2
@GroovyVideo2 4 жыл бұрын
yell at that phyco pos
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын
Because Trump would revoke their WH press pass.
@lwhitaker4054
@lwhitaker4054 4 жыл бұрын
Thinking out loud....in a press briefing seen worldwide...during a pandemic.... will be fodder for comedians worldwide ....for years. It will be YEARS before America lives this presidency down....and regains any credibility on the world stage.
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
So true
@hiryuusanzo6308
@hiryuusanzo6308 4 жыл бұрын
Not to be offensive but US credibility became questionable the moment Trump took over.
@yvvonevon7834
@yvvonevon7834 4 жыл бұрын
Their credibility went down when he got more than a couple hundred votes in the elections
@hiryuusanzo6308
@hiryuusanzo6308 4 жыл бұрын
@@yvvonevon7834 you mean the recent election? Really? How?
@lwhitaker4054
@lwhitaker4054 4 жыл бұрын
@MJB For Trump Hmmmm......UV rays used to kill viruses are Medical Grade....and harmful to humans....articles citing this go back years....they are used on medical equipment only. Injecting household disinfectant can...and does lead to death. I have seen some pretty nasty results when people inject substances under the skin....or inhale such substances....resulting in the degradation of skin and lung tissue...causing permanent damage. For the President to suggest this in a press briefing.....meant to INFORM the public...is at the least, careless....at the most, murderous....as he failed to say...."don't try this at home".
@bmljenny
@bmljenny 4 жыл бұрын
Even if he were being "sarcastic" or trying to bait the left wing media, that's NOT BETTER. His job at these press conferences is to make people feel safe, to help them believe that the government is on their side and making progress. Using briefings to play political games with his perceived enemies is not helpful to this country.
@ottotater2787
@ottotater2787 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and what's your point I mean there's nothing changed about Trump supporters, this isn't something new this isn't something that's just come up regarding him and it's not changing his base. my business is closed because my Floridians are suddenly absolutely furious with me for being anti-American by not open my business doors on Monday. Here in Trump Land Florida it is clear the four out of five people are very very very strong Trump supporters and I'm getting angrier and angrier calls and text as Trump gets worse and everybody becomes even stronger Trump supporters so much so that I feel threatened by them and will no longer work after 18 years I'm getting threats everyday for not being a trump supporter and it gets worse and worse every day having to worry in my house because violence has now found out where I live and people are coming to my house because I'm so anti-American solely because I won't reopen my business. Idiots are loving Trump more than ever before this is somehow magically giving him more support than ever before I fear living in Florida where I live comfortably in Happily for over two decades because of the threats I'm getting now solely for not reopening my business doors.
@gayleelliott3319
@gayleelliott3319 4 жыл бұрын
@@ottotater2787 I'm very. sorry to hear that you're going through that! You have every right to contact local law enforcement--or, if you don't trust them, phone the FBI and report the people who are threatening you. Keep notes as to the threats and who makes them; you can report them to members of the opposite political party in Florida (where there are many high-profile Democrats). It's one thing to have political disagreements, quite another to feel threatened. Threatening people via telephone or text is a crime.
@Drkdrgn140
@Drkdrgn140 4 жыл бұрын
It's also not better cause 125k people are dead. That's 21 9/11's. The President of the United States of America shouldn't be joking about 125 thousand people dying on his watch. If President Bush had tripped on a set of stairs during 2001 and joked "Whoa, almost went down faster than the twin towers, heh he he." he would have been tarred and feathered in the press, and probably literally. I really want ever reporter to ask every republican pundent that goes out and smarmily rolls their eyes and says "Come on, he was clearly being tounge in cheek", just ask: "Do you find 125k dead Americans funny? The father of 3 in Florida who's wife now has to figure out life as a single mother, is funny? The parents in New York who buried their only child, is funny? The man planning his mother's funeral, a mother he couldn't see for months because of corona virus while she died in an Assisted living facility, alone, is funny? You and I have very different senses of humor."
@lvnaz2003
@lvnaz2003 4 жыл бұрын
The briefings MUST be about HIM. If there is other big news, somwhow he will manage to make it about him.
@songohan3321
@songohan3321 4 жыл бұрын
And to think there was once a time when some people were mad at Obama using Dijon mustard.
@mybigboiphilip6997
@mybigboiphilip6997 4 жыл бұрын
meat producers will be mad at me for protesting their condiions through the consumption of insects :)
@mackman6114
@mackman6114 4 жыл бұрын
Son Gohan I hate anything that tastes like horseradish😝😝 Whoever invented horseradish needs to get their @ss kicked😛
@mackman6114
@mackman6114 4 жыл бұрын
Mindy Hitchcock I totally 1000% agree & all the Gods in the universe also agree😉
@maxheadrom3088
@maxheadrom3088 4 жыл бұрын
Moutarde, my son. Dijon Moutarde.
@michellemcguire7032
@michellemcguire7032 4 жыл бұрын
@@mackman6114 guess you don't like 🦐 cocktail ,or 🍣 sushi .....more for the fresh crew ....eat what you like of course
@BlackDragonWitheHawk
@BlackDragonWitheHawk 4 жыл бұрын
You do realise that the trump = neville with hermine stuff doesn't work because neville is not dumb, he just lacks confidence! To even compare Trump to Neville is a great insult
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
BlackDragonWhiteHawk yas Thank you for acknowledging what everyone else overlooked!
@ruchi0211
@ruchi0211 4 жыл бұрын
True
@jamieyoho2310
@jamieyoho2310 4 жыл бұрын
Wasnt Neville the hero in the end?
@ingridakerblom7577
@ingridakerblom7577 3 жыл бұрын
A narcissist has megnalomania combined with poor emotional development
@Babywyde
@Babywyde 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the camera people started taking pictures when he said inject people with disinfectant.
@Mr.Robert1
@Mr.Robert1 4 жыл бұрын
I heard them going off like machine guns.🎯🎯🎯
@divinediva_
@divinediva_ 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@trishaeastman2414
@trishaeastman2414 4 жыл бұрын
Flying planes over hospitals is such a colossal waste of resources. Why didn't they use that money to buy food from the farmers and feed the people? People are starving! This would have helped both the farmers and our people.
@mwong000
@mwong000 4 жыл бұрын
Typical Trump. All show and no substance.
@flyeaglesfly7617
@flyeaglesfly7617 4 жыл бұрын
Idk why people expect him to do better. He only cares about people that are like him. Which is to say rich, white, spoiled, and rich. So let him enjoy his last 200 or so days and hopefully elect someone who will be better for all of us.
@HomerXXX
@HomerXXX 4 жыл бұрын
was that in the video? I completely mist that
@just1desi
@just1desi 4 жыл бұрын
Patricia d'Assier do these planes have a cargo hold? they could have flown the planes to deliver supplies somewhere.
@notmything889
@notmything889 4 жыл бұрын
Oil prices have hit all time low almost free... 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 4 жыл бұрын
This man is mentally gone unbalanced. No one, never mind a leader, would spend valuable time ranting and raving ..exactly what he is guilty of and being called out for. He is terrifying.
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣😂👏 ikr . The real miracle for us would be to not have him be president ever again & corona being completely gone! Hope you have a wonderful day & nite wherever y'all are in the🌎 world stay safe peace out ✌
@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrishawking1406 What are you lmao about? How is the statement about our Potus being terrifying humorous?
@randomrangoon5476
@randomrangoon5476 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... What do you mean he has lost his mind? That idiot never had much of a mind to begin with.
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
@@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 did I ever say it was ? Chill dude it's a joke ever heard of them before kinda like how Trevor literally does in nearly every single video or show he's ever done ?
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
@@randomrangoon5476 so true
@ope4r540
@ope4r540 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor and his team of writers nail it every time. Love you guys! 🤣💕😁👍
@magina88
@magina88 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's logic shortage of PPE: does not initiate DPA shortage of meat:initiate DPA moral of the story? meat is more important than health of frontline workers
@jefffloyd7105
@jefffloyd7105 4 жыл бұрын
pretzel logic
@cherylalt101
@cherylalt101 4 жыл бұрын
Gol D. Randy so why ya hear listening to the commi?
@alexheart9798
@alexheart9798 4 жыл бұрын
@@SlayerUnchained You don't even know what "communist" means, mate. Like most people who fanatically defend Trump no matter what, you use certain buzzwords like "communist" to refer to anyone to the left of Rush Limbaugh, without any consideration for the actual definition of the word. Please tell me what damage Trevor Noah has done, by the way. Tell me how it's worse than creating the worst pandemic response of any first-world country, or defrauding a charity, or openly claiming to have absolute dictator-level power, or intentionally letting harm come to millions of people just to satisfy his own narcissism. For bonus points, do it without resorting to conspiracy theories.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 4 жыл бұрын
How did our country fall so far so fast - we will recover from covid-19 but we may never recover from his destructive presidency.
@virginiadillon2922
@virginiadillon2922 4 жыл бұрын
Leonaza7 you are too frighteningly right!!🤦🏻‍♀️🤬✌️💚
@gimbobjenkins405
@gimbobjenkins405 4 жыл бұрын
We recovered from Hoover and the great depression and it took a socialist to get that job done.
@mr.renemoreno7863
@mr.renemoreno7863 4 жыл бұрын
Amen now❄️😎!
@RhondaB4thesong
@RhondaB4thesong 4 жыл бұрын
@@loldiamond1017 😲
@brwsug
@brwsug 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor, I am so glad that you brought up the highlight about the Small Business loans. I have gotten so many ppl calling and getting on my nerves. All because I would not apply for loans. I’ve worked at a bank before, in the loan business department. So I explained how it works and why I wouldn’t get approved. No one believed me, until they saw this video. 😂🤦🏾‍♀️ Stay Blessed 👑
@MarkWilson-rn8tx
@MarkWilson-rn8tx 4 жыл бұрын
They had a skull and crossbones on cleaning products for a reason! Not because they were pirate approved! But you did have to READ the label to know this.
@ccyesornocc7989
@ccyesornocc7989 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Wilson 😂😂😂love it... pirate approved 🤣🤣🤣
@mari_9415
@mari_9415 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how people around him defend his nonsense 😂😂😂😂 it's like picking up the mess behind a child and still smiling "good job Donnie! You keep playing. Mommy's here baby"
@cgee4303
@cgee4303 4 жыл бұрын
Maria Pitsini I couldn’t get over this as well, why people around him losing conscience like him. I hope they sleep well at night.
@virginiadillon2922
@virginiadillon2922 4 жыл бұрын
It’s scary...people I once thought were intelligent are saying “but Trump’s been good for the economy”..🤯wtf people? 🤯 WAKE THE F UP!!🤬✌️💚
@cgee4303
@cgee4303 4 жыл бұрын
Virginia Dillon I cant see how it is, I strongly believe only rich gets richer under his administration..
@Hip.Username
@Hip.Username 4 жыл бұрын
It's like praising a little kid for destroying furniture and calling it creative or genius 😂😭
@Ghost-Mama
@Ghost-Mama 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Trevor, for being an AMAZING human being and personally paying your out of work employees!! That's AWESOME!! ❤🌎 Numbers 6: 24-26
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 4 жыл бұрын
"secondof all: n i c e." Never change, Trevor. Never change.
@kathleenlink129
@kathleenlink129 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor is the best! He is so inlightening and truthful and funny. Please keep his show going. He has such a great personality and he is so honest, especially about Trump!!
@ISHAANW1
@ISHAANW1 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor. Big up to you for paying your production staff during this time. You are a true African and South African. The spirit of Ubuntu lives on!!!
@MeTreesndirt
@MeTreesndirt 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't. The network does.
@samirapaul2774
@samirapaul2774 4 жыл бұрын
I love how this show sheds light on serious issues with mordant humor! Fabulous!!!
@joanambrosio3729
@joanambrosio3729 4 жыл бұрын
I can watch this over and over in disbelief each time!
@glynnismajor
@glynnismajor 4 жыл бұрын
We have far too long put too little emphasis on the importance of those individuals working in farming, food processing services, and grocery stores. While I give props to the medical professionals fighting this pandemic, they make a good living not just a living wage. Many, if not most of the people who ensure we can run up the road and fill a cart with food DO NOT MAKE A LIVING WAGE. So..Dear Verizon, How about offering $30.00 cell plans to the people who $truggle every week and are critically essential to eating??
@themamasquirrel7274
@themamasquirrel7274 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to add that nurses are overworked and underpaid. There are lots of support staff who are paid minimally, but are just as exposed. Think of the scribes in the ER. Some of them are studying to get into med school. There are LOTS of essential workers who are not given enough respect.
@ecostarr
@ecostarr 4 жыл бұрын
I get your point about food service workers and grocery store employees; I was one once upon a time. But, nurses and interns, the real front line medical personal, are still way underpaid for what they're doing.
@glynnismajor
@glynnismajor 4 жыл бұрын
@@themamasquirrel7274 well, try living on a food processing employee's wage or a grocery store employee wage. They are still considered necessary and still exposed by the people who refuse quarantine orders.
@glynnismajor
@glynnismajor 4 жыл бұрын
@@ecostarr what they are doing is their job and they are most definitely paid better than the latter. I've worked both sides in my life.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 4 жыл бұрын
I have my doubts about nurses making a good living. Okay, matter of definition; if "good living" means that they aren't swallowed up by debts ... but I think they are risking their lives to save others, and in some cases other who got sick simply because they licked up that "self-isolation is slavery" garbage. Others are worse off, yes. There are always others that are worse off. Going "let's ignore those guys now, because look over there, they have even less ..." ? I think that comes dangerously close to playing off one profession against the other, and that usually leads to nobody of the working class winning and some business advisor advocating layoffs getting his/her next bonus.
@gailcavanaugh8992
@gailcavanaugh8992 4 жыл бұрын
i don’t listen to him for too long...it causes my brain to hurt.
@dianajohnson9928
@dianajohnson9928 4 жыл бұрын
I on the other hand, always listen to him, with the mute button.🙄🙄
@soniagodlieb1896
@soniagodlieb1896 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 2 BAD
@richardsaffold4337
@richardsaffold4337 4 жыл бұрын
@@soniagodlieb1896 be
@kamilbetowski8930
@kamilbetowski8930 4 жыл бұрын
do you mean trump or noah?
@EpicGamer1.
@EpicGamer1. 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@cley.
@cley. 4 жыл бұрын
Anybody else cringes when Trump speaks?
@johndavidmaher5557
@johndavidmaher5557 4 жыл бұрын
I would only cringe if I was a Trump supporter or if I worked for him.
@carolynmerritt7100
@carolynmerritt7100 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's that thing when you WANT to look away but can't!! So so awful 😭 I'm scold myself for giving in, then I'm good for another couple of weeks 😊😁
@georgevarden
@georgevarden 4 жыл бұрын
Yes you guys voted him in so you have yourself to blame
@gayleelliott3319
@gayleelliott3319 4 жыл бұрын
"Anybody else cringe when Trump speaks?" Answer: Anyone with a functioning brain!
@Animeow08
@Animeow08 4 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Merritt wtf is wrong with you? This is why people hate libtards
@tianna1715
@tianna1715 4 жыл бұрын
Why not distribute those foods to starving people, instead of letting them rotted?!
@ircsmith
@ircsmith 4 жыл бұрын
that would violate the rules of capitalism.
@reneeelias7168
@reneeelias7168 4 жыл бұрын
I have been pondering this and all I can come up with is due to social distancing.
@TheDwightMamba
@TheDwightMamba 4 жыл бұрын
People in packing plants are getting sick, so the plants are shutting down.
@wf6951
@wf6951 4 жыл бұрын
@@reneeelias7168 The only thing you ponder is whether or not should you take the phone with you while you poop.
@taytay2185
@taytay2185 4 жыл бұрын
We’ll distribution take money sooo
@siddharthak.c.5808
@siddharthak.c.5808 4 жыл бұрын
Why don’t the doctors test this idea on Donald Trump?!
@hitch4526
@hitch4526 4 жыл бұрын
A wonderful idea!
@ozsfi
@ozsfi 4 жыл бұрын
How could he have talked sarcastically to the reporters when he had turned towards the doctors to talk to them.
@zephaniahdejene1746
@zephaniahdejene1746 4 жыл бұрын
Now that maybe just maybe clear he's wack job mind.
@granmachuca
@granmachuca 4 жыл бұрын
He's positive should try
@tylercheung651
@tylercheung651 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so grateful for Trevor’s shows. I wouldn’t be able to survive this administration without Trevor and the rest of the late night guys! Never mind surviving the Coronavirus-19 lockdown...
@SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit
@SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit 4 жыл бұрын
"That was sarcastic" is the perfect example of GASLIGHTING.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 4 жыл бұрын
Despite Trump always congratulating himself for doing more tests than any other nation, the US is ranked 38th in the world for per capita testing. We have performed more tests because we have 25% of the total cases in the world. M
@MeTreesndirt
@MeTreesndirt 4 жыл бұрын
Sanity.Now thaT is a welcome thing.
@marylynne9104
@marylynne9104 4 жыл бұрын
30%
@khamakaazii
@khamakaazii 4 жыл бұрын
It's a hoax .
@samiyi4896
@samiyi4896 4 жыл бұрын
Shockwaves of stupidity ™️ 😂 Ima use this Trever
@mybigboiphilip6997
@mybigboiphilip6997 4 жыл бұрын
you should also eat bugs instead of meat! its healthier for you and forces the meat industry to rethink how important their workers really are!
@sid7395
@sid7395 4 жыл бұрын
“Trump is like Neville Longbottom with Hermonie’s confidence” Don’t diss Neville like that pls
@AnaIsabell
@AnaIsabell 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, because Neville is smart and courageous.
@kayla4551
@kayla4551 4 жыл бұрын
In the first few movies he was just a bit clumsy and forgetful but always kind and sweet. Maby Trevor confused Nevil with Crab or Goyle
@avidnongetit8710
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
Thank You! Please VOTE trump OUT
@CarlosSampaio
@CarlosSampaio 4 жыл бұрын
@@avidnongetit8710 I think other countries should have a vote on your president either. The US policies and decision influence greatly what happens all over the world. I think most of the world with vote him out
@amybrook9532
@amybrook9532 4 жыл бұрын
Siddharth Sachan seriously! Neville saves the day.
@ericaunuajefe9105
@ericaunuajefe9105 4 жыл бұрын
They need to donate that food to feed the homeless or struggling families effected by lay-offs and income reductions due to this pandemic!
@dianajohnson9928
@dianajohnson9928 4 жыл бұрын
They won't, there is no profit in that and they sure as hell don't want to make people lazy by giving then free food. Now, that is sarcasm. 🙄🙄🙄
@ericaunuajefe9105
@ericaunuajefe9105 4 жыл бұрын
@@dianajohnson9928 you should give Trump lessons on sarcasm. There is no direct profit from giving away produce but, at least then you can write it off on your taxes.
@dianajohnson9928
@dianajohnson9928 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericaunuajefe9105 Hi Erica, I did not think about the tax write off angle, and obviously neither did the people throwing away their products rather than giving it away.😞😞
@Just_TheLady
@Just_TheLady 4 жыл бұрын
The system for large scale food donation is lacking. The cost of shipping and distributing the food to charities would be equivalent to sending it to restaurants, and the donor is the one paying. Also, the tax laws regarding those kinds of donations change regularly so any tax benefits are difficult to determine in advance. The total cost of distributing food on that scale can actually be prohibitive.
@janicehudson3873
@janicehudson3873 4 жыл бұрын
😨😨😨🙏🙏🙏✌✌💛
@terrietackett8964
@terrietackett8964 4 жыл бұрын
I’m 64, and I remember the government handing out cheese, canned vegetables, rice, canned meat, flour, etc. These were surplus food commodity’s that the government paid for. Where are these items today, and is the government still stockpiling?
@elcruzer5514
@elcruzer5514 4 жыл бұрын
I remember they came from the Dept.of Agriculture. Milk, cheese, Peanut butter,meats. Maybe they're saving them with the masks the Feds. are intercepting from States.
@bryangrissom191
@bryangrissom191 4 жыл бұрын
those were called commodities. they were replaced for the most part with food stamps. i live in east Tennessee and i remember in the early 80's, when i was in the boy scouts, staying all night in the lost sea and there beings shipping containers full of food because that was our fall out shelter in case of nuclear war. they are not there anymore either.
@andreabradley5837
@andreabradley5837 4 жыл бұрын
I think they are stockpiling Lawyers, Guns & Money! (dad get me outta here).
@allyboyd1239
@allyboyd1239 4 жыл бұрын
In answer to the question about commodities, I live in a Retirement Community that is a HUD building. Most of us qualify for the commodity program. Most of the items are canned goods, and always include a chunk of processed cheese, oatmeal and some pasta. I'm also on Food Stamps, This week I asked to have my name taken off the commodity list because I have strict dietary restrictions and am unable to use most of the items. Check with your county representative to find out if you qualify. (I'm also on Medicaid and Medicare, which may be qualifications for the program, but your county social service representative can speak to your concerns.) I hope this helps.
@deehudspeth2877
@deehudspeth2877 4 жыл бұрын
No this Government under Trump isn't stockpiling. It's hoarding and hiding needed supplies from it's citizens and lying about it.
@adinal1958
@adinal1958 4 жыл бұрын
4:43 So, basically, what she's saying is that he has no impulse control, much like a toddler. Awesome. Just we need in a President.
@chrisdewit1
@chrisdewit1 4 жыл бұрын
Always great to see more of trevor Noah
@hacklex974
@hacklex974 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime he says something that stupid, there's always the word "tremendous" somewhere in the sentence. He thinks that single word makes him sound so smart that he over-uses it.
@fatoo3009
@fatoo3009 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so freaking true
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣😂 ikr
@nancylauten567
@nancylauten567 4 жыл бұрын
"The Likes of Which"....you bought millions of broken ventilators, you resold our set aside ventilators to another country for the highest bid while our people DIED, you confiscated all the masks set aside for the American people for YOURSELF and Jared while our nurses DIED, you with held ventilators from democratic governors especially the one in corona queens, new york, as your personal 'AXE to grind' and accused medical workers of being thieves, you say there are tests for anyone to get but there are not any tests for us who have to go to work in public everyday as essential, you failed and refused to prepare the hospitals and public health during the entire month of February causing thousands of unnecessary DEATHS and you refuse to be accountable and you use your press briefings as political rallies to tell us how great your ratings are and how tremendously great you are, you told us we did not need testing but also did not provide us with any, you told us to go to doctors and hospitals for tests but, unfortunately they did not have all the supplies needed to SAVE Americans because we do not manufacture the supplies in the USA and you CLOSED the pandemic UNIT at the Infectious Disease Unit TWO YEARS AGO because you wanted the MONEY for your illegal WALL ! This should NOT BE A SURPRISE TO YOU! Mr President, you are always LYING! YOU will BE DEFEATED and forever Scorned into Eternity.
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of when I was 13 and learned the word “infamous”. I used it all the time. 🤦🏻‍♀️ So embarrassing when I think back on it.
@yvvonevon7834
@yvvonevon7834 4 жыл бұрын
It was probably the longest word he knew before he learned how to pronounce hydroxychloroquine.
@DeonneMorris
@DeonneMorris 4 жыл бұрын
"...that even people who are dumb enough to drink bleach, are still smart enough not to trust something donald trump said'." Therein lies the summary of trump's era. Sad!
@Teetee554
@Teetee554 4 жыл бұрын
So..... we have food banks asking for donations, yet farmers are throwing away tons of food. WTH
@chrisq3870
@chrisq3870 4 жыл бұрын
Well if they gave it to food banks, they lazies might get it!
@cayk481
@cayk481 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisq3870 so you want people to starve to death?
@kepcar
@kepcar 4 жыл бұрын
@@cayk481 I hope chris q was being sarcastic...
@twintkda
@twintkda 4 жыл бұрын
NaturallyTiTi yup..... ASS BACKWARDS!
@hopelaurel2207
@hopelaurel2207 4 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for these Doctors have to deal with Trump’s stupid suggestions.
@yaelB9467
@yaelB9467 4 жыл бұрын
HOPE LAUREL so right
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 4 жыл бұрын
So they apologise for him (because he is at that "terrible twos" stage where there is *zero* chance he would ever do so for himself) as Birx does at 4:56 And they he goes and shits on them from a great height by claiming he was being sarcastic. Which even a two year old would be like yeah right. If he WAS asking a sarcastic question of reporters, not a genuine question aimed at the doctors, it's rather telling that he didn't even find a way of delivering it so that THEY would be in on the joke. He even fails as a Schrödinger's Douchebag ....
@memifier007
@memifier007 4 жыл бұрын
come to india once, here islamists are spitting and throwing stones at doctors who went there to save their lives and they were provided free food and they kicked it.
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 4 жыл бұрын
@@memifier007 How many Islamists? Where? What were their names? And what is your evidence for the foregoing? *If you can't provide compelling evidence for your extraordinary claims,* you should consider moving to Trumpistan. You would fit right in; extravagant claims with non-existent evidence are how they do things there.
@avidnongetit8710
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, thank God we are still using Democracy. trump wouldn't just Fire dissenters... he's a horrible person
@ALMBusinessInstitute
@ALMBusinessInstitute 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor.. right after 45 was elected you created a very funny and now almost too real Armageddon video. I’d love to see you post that again. Your daily show is one of our favorites or years now. We dvr every episode so we can watch it commercial free. Keep up the great work!!
@EmpressTarotGabbyTurner
@EmpressTarotGabbyTurner 4 жыл бұрын
I have to stand up for Neville Longbottom here--he did not deserve such a comparison! In fact, can we make Neville a real person and make Trump a fictional one? Please? Pleeeeeeeaaassse? As an herbologist Neville might even find a cure for us! Who knows? And if he does it certainly won't involve injecting bleach. :/
@pandabobablue
@pandabobablue 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Neville doesn’t deserve the disrespect.
@mansibhagdeo1679
@mansibhagdeo1679 4 жыл бұрын
exactly and well said. Trevor you are awesome but awesomely wrong about Neville Longbottom.
@beverlyjohnson9034
@beverlyjohnson9034 4 жыл бұрын
"TRUMPTURD!" OF A PRESIDUMP!! 🙏🇺🇸🌏🙏🇺🇸🌏🙏🇺🇸🌏🙏🇺🇸🌏
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfoa.... Trump is shining his Black light over people... saying go back to work your cured.... Everything's wonderful for you now... It's great because I cured you.... Trump you need a UV-C light to kill germs... My light it a UV-Z light it's more stronger than yours.... Yours can't do what mine can... Because I have the presidential power light...lol And my UV light has top authority over lights in the world...lol
@avidnongetit8710
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Please VOTE trump OUT
@susannajedrol6702
@susannajedrol6702 4 жыл бұрын
His thought process “But if it kill da gewms outside me then it kill da gewms inside me too”
@lucindat8121
@lucindat8121 4 жыл бұрын
That’s how greedy our food chains are they rather dump the food and beer instead of giving it to everyone we have starving people all over America that can use that food daily
@brendaallen9941
@brendaallen9941 4 жыл бұрын
It's liability. People can sue if they get sick.
@lucindat8121
@lucindat8121 4 жыл бұрын
@@brendaallen9941 that’s why you share it before the food expires just like the supermarkets do when they donate there day old bakery goods to all the local food kitchens for the poor that’s what I meant but these high end businesses rather throw everything away if they can’t make a profit it’s greed
@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL
@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor’s hoodies are fresh AF 😎👍
@bailodescalza
@bailodescalza 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't been this early, since I was hugging ppl🤣
@PresidentFavour
@PresidentFavour 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
@★ Froggie Animation ★ I feel the same way
@YesorNothanks
@YesorNothanks 4 жыл бұрын
This show has improved since the last time I watched in in April. Good job writers!
@papaowen7152
@papaowen7152 4 жыл бұрын
poor lady, sitting straight like a student in a class....😅
@idodo9597
@idodo9597 4 жыл бұрын
she was like a mum watching her son acting like a moron in front of the whole school.
@chrishawking1406
@chrishawking1406 4 жыл бұрын
@@idodo9597 lmao 🤣😂👏
@nancylauten567
@nancylauten567 4 жыл бұрын
she signed UP for it! Gets paid the BIG BUCKS to put up with Dumpy!!! no sympathy for her!! NO Soup for You!! Heeheeheeh............
@gdc6614
@gdc6614 4 жыл бұрын
The more I know about this man the more I love him!!! His mom raised a good man.
@enrique4693
@enrique4693 3 жыл бұрын
We all love Trevor. 👌👌
@dellesings
@dellesings 4 жыл бұрын
I am so in love with Trevor!!! His ability to make me laugh over the 45th's ignorance is priceless!
@jermaineford515
@jermaineford515 4 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous.
@amjay154
@amjay154 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor`s Hoodie Colours,changes like my Feelings when im watching the "News".
@mrtree1368
@mrtree1368 4 жыл бұрын
His hoodie only change cause Steven crowder pointed out and called out his bull shit you should watch the video
@amjay154
@amjay154 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrtree1368 I watched it and the only Thing i heard is a angry American,with the Privileges of a Canadian.
@mrtree1368
@mrtree1368 4 жыл бұрын
@@amjay154 then your already lost . He was pretty much right about everything Trevor being a diversified hire how he constantly views everything as a negative in a coutry he's not even from . To think this video started out with him talking about trumps cure when right now the women is being charged with the murder of her husband with the fish tank cleaner but hey Trevor doesn't dig down that deep into things as long as it's orange man bad
@amjay154
@amjay154 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrtree1368 I live in Europe and the only lost Thing i see,is the Braincells from Trump Voters.
@mrtree1368
@mrtree1368 4 жыл бұрын
@@amjay154 well how about all the lost brain cells from people calling Trump a racist for deporting people when Obama deported more people and now that we're deep in the coronavirus if we would have had travel restrictions like Trump was trying to make sooner we would be better off
@aiRxShop
@aiRxShop 4 жыл бұрын
No one has ever said that they “can’t leave their house”... wtf
@TypeOneg
@TypeOneg 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody was forced to stay inside. Nobody was arrested for being outside. Get mad at the Yahoo cops. None of these protesters were stopped by any government official either. Who's lying?
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 4 жыл бұрын
Even good parents hear that kind of drama all the time, but from what I've seen lately, somebody should have eaten their young about 20 years ago.
@kathynguyen6529
@kathynguyen6529 4 жыл бұрын
I think their trying to push people to stay home unless you really need to ie groceries, gas, work etc
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
I was the voices in their own heads...lol...
@kuzonio
@kuzonio 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Apple grows 13 different varieties of apples at Apple Park in Cupertino. They also grow pears, persimmons, plums, cherries, and olives. 🍎
@levi-homer
@levi-homer 4 жыл бұрын
interesting. thank you
@davehines3137
@davehines3137 4 жыл бұрын
They should do something for us, considering we essentially gave them their name. Apple was OUR word, not something they made up like Xerox or Kleenex.
@sarak1542
@sarak1542 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor. How dare you insult Neville Longbottom's intelligence.
@EliSoza23
@EliSoza23 4 жыл бұрын
That was my reaction exactly. He was an expert in herbology n saved Harry's butt more than once.
@jasminecarter9594
@jasminecarter9594 4 жыл бұрын
If anything trumps a Goyle , But worse.
@wisperingiron3646
@wisperingiron3646 4 жыл бұрын
What an uncultured swine!
@EmpressTarotGabbyTurner
@EmpressTarotGabbyTurner 4 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly. ;) Neville was quite brave in addition to being an excellent herbologist. If Neville were real he'd be trying to find us a cure and I guarantee it wouldn't involve injecting bleach!
@juliaapollon1531
@juliaapollon1531 3 жыл бұрын
love whatever Trevor dose
@junhuang1978
@junhuang1978 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe.. this 69 million contract.. how did they make the payment without getting at least some guarantees??
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it's not their own personal money, just tax dollars.
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
Ann Hwang not sure but contracts are supposed to have some guarantees, but with Trump running things one can never be too sure.
@prettyevil6662000
@prettyevil6662000 4 жыл бұрын
There were guarantees. Guarantees of shipment. News reports say they've gotten most of the money back now since he didn't meet the requirements he agreed to.
@junhuang1978
@junhuang1978 4 жыл бұрын
@@prettyevil6662000 haha this engineer must be like "wow they actually believed this. Let's go with it and see what happens"
@MeTreesndirt
@MeTreesndirt 4 жыл бұрын
@@prettyevil6662000 .I havn't seen any report saying that. Sure hope so. Will he be charged for defrauding the gov.?
@pommie5093
@pommie5093 4 жыл бұрын
Shockwaves of stupidity is my new favorite phrase
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 4 жыл бұрын
"Most Americans will vote against me. So if most Americans die, I win!" Grrr.
@mr.renemoreno7863
@mr.renemoreno7863 4 жыл бұрын
I love that now❄️😎!
@glynnismajor
@glynnismajor 4 жыл бұрын
If he f'ckn wins again the dead Americans are still coming out ahead.
@grantmarcus5675
@grantmarcus5675 4 жыл бұрын
@@glynnismajor Maybe, or they could be rolling over in their unmarked graves.
@grantmarcus5675
@grantmarcus5675 4 жыл бұрын
OR Trump, Take 2: "Since most Americans who would vote against me are dying, the longer we can make the pandemic last, the greater America. will be. People didn't know this, but this was my plan all along. I had it from the very beginning. Why? Because I'm way ahead, so far ahead of everybody else. Black lives COVID. Latinos left will vote for me or I'll make them drink Corona. And no, I'm not being sarcastic."
@EpicGamer1.
@EpicGamer1. 4 жыл бұрын
That would be TrUmP's stupid logic.
@elisabetta4478
@elisabetta4478 4 жыл бұрын
Well, there's a popular saying: every people deserves its leader. People have voted him and now they get what they(not generalizing) deserve.
@mongmanmarkyt2897
@mongmanmarkyt2897 4 жыл бұрын
You realize he was only elected due to the electoral college; the majority of people didn't vote for trump. Don't lump us in with the shitbrains that did vote for him.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 4 жыл бұрын
Nearly 11 million more voted for someone other than trump.
@karthikj8969
@karthikj8969 4 жыл бұрын
Commenting Creatively : absolutely and that’s gonna happen again isn’t it ?
@katrinagallardo6708
@katrinagallardo6708 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie fuck trump but Hillary would have made money of this if she was in
@MeTreesndirt
@MeTreesndirt 4 жыл бұрын
He did not win the popular vote.
@kshitijakhade4164
@kshitijakhade4164 4 жыл бұрын
As a 16 year old I was fascinated by the apprentice. Now I need to re-watch it just to re-evaluate how smart it was
@TheAsstdir
@TheAsstdir 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how the person he was talking to didn’t tell him to shut up.
@soniagodlieb1896
@soniagodlieb1896 4 жыл бұрын
SHE WAS AFFRAID.
@MsBettyRubble
@MsBettyRubble 4 жыл бұрын
She's a professional. Her job is to save lives, not butter up that moron.
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 жыл бұрын
Jay Scholtes money
@KittyShark701
@KittyShark701 4 жыл бұрын
@@MsBettyRubble True but her getting fired won't help either, it is a tricky place to be. To me this is the definition of losing freedom, all the people worried about losing "the freedom" to go outside (which they totally still can) don't seem to mind that government officials can't speak plainly to the president without losing their job and during this crisis that could cost lives.
@grinstylez
@grinstylez 4 жыл бұрын
Jay Scholtes she’s spineless, there’s No excuse for not shutting him up when he was spewing that opinion of an idea; besides self preservation. That’s the EXACT reason she’s there for. To FACT check him. But she’s a pos aswell.
@vishnureddy34
@vishnureddy34 4 жыл бұрын
Is this the time for President of America to be sarcastic while most Americans are dying and unemployed?
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 4 жыл бұрын
The scarier thing is; he was not being sarcastic.
@vishnureddy34
@vishnureddy34 4 жыл бұрын
@@YONCE8701 Either way ,sarcastic or not ,Injecting the cleaning liquid is dangerous.
@aixamagr2897
@aixamagr2897 4 жыл бұрын
Even more scary is how the MSM responded, Lysol too
@timothymctigue2538
@timothymctigue2538 4 жыл бұрын
trump is the president of the UNITED STATS CORPORATION, not necessarily the united states of America, we are self rule here!
@bezaad
@bezaad 4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't sarcastic, and now he is lying as usual about his screw-ups.
@Hunnydee357
@Hunnydee357 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor, you have quickly become one of my favorite comedians to watch. You have a great story (history) and it makes me appreciate your jokes even more. I just wanted to to say...the corona virus has you reminding me a of a little kid playing with his toys making his own sounds effects & the uncut hair, the different color hoodies make it even funnier. My son has a wild fro right now too and wonder why no one will try clippers with mirrors in the bath room. I wonder how we will ever function when we leave our houses again. I just experienced a "girls night out" byob style on Zoom the other day.... lol
@user-mp1is6ys7m
@user-mp1is6ys7m 4 жыл бұрын
Of course he knows what bleach is How do you think his hair got like that
@a.taylor8294
@a.taylor8294 4 жыл бұрын
I get your humor, but he's 73 years old - his hair needs no bleaching to be white. To the contrary, he's been known to color his hair darker since the 80s to cover up the graying of his hair
@Hip.Username
@Hip.Username 4 жыл бұрын
Age did that. I'm wondering more about how he decided his hair looked good combed over like that
@travisv9336
@travisv9336 4 жыл бұрын
Hair are you sure that's what it is
@mr.renemoreno7863
@mr.renemoreno7863 4 жыл бұрын
I'm confused on how to answer now--That sounds bad to me nowLOL❄️😎!
@gregorybarna1026
@gregorybarna1026 4 жыл бұрын
I heard it was Just For Men Blonde, but sloppily applied. His hair looks cartoonish yellow blonde then fades to orange (or his spray tan gets in it) then white before he dyes it again
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 4 жыл бұрын
I miss sane, articulate politicians like Sarah Palin.
@herb369nichols
@herb369nichols 4 жыл бұрын
🤔🤣😂🤣
@virginiadillon2922
@virginiadillon2922 4 жыл бұрын
Leonaza7 LMFAO👏👏👏👏👏😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣✌️💚
@pattyandbustershow1031
@pattyandbustershow1031 4 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh out loud
@verttikoo2052
@verttikoo2052 4 жыл бұрын
Leonaza7 Aaah hahahahahahah 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
@verttikoo2052
@verttikoo2052 4 жыл бұрын
Leonaza7 That was THE BEST! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@vrptl
@vrptl 4 жыл бұрын
it's crazy to think that all of this news happened this week.
@Techna_SA
@Techna_SA 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of wasting food they could just give the food to poor people who make a living through everyday hard vendor work or those that cannot afford to buy food at the moment of worldwide quarantine and lockdown
@MeTreesndirt
@MeTreesndirt 4 жыл бұрын
Peoplevwon'tveat produce anyway even if that would be a possibility. Ask at your food bank. If they have people choose they bypass the produce. This country is addicted to processed foods. Or fake food.
@TypeOneg
@TypeOneg 4 жыл бұрын
Are you gonna run down to get it all? Who pays for that?
@sandragray4598
@sandragray4598 4 жыл бұрын
@@MeTreesndirt I really haven't noticed people avoiding produce at the food banks I've been at over the years unless the produce happens to be moldy or rotting. I live in a big urban area. And some of the food banks here often have little to no fresh produce to give away. Believe me, people here would line up for that produce. Not to say that there isn't a problem with fake/processed foods but it's the cheapness and storage of canned and even processed food that makes some difference.
@sandragray4598
@sandragray4598 4 жыл бұрын
@@TypeOneg There might be organizations that deal with that. I know there's one called Food Not Bombs that goes around and collects unwanted produce to pass out to those who want it. You don't even have to be needy or provide documentation. You just show up and they give away what they have. It's not in every town though. There's a couple chapters of it where I live. One passes out produce and breads. The other cooks some kind of meal and passes it out. Companies also donate some leftover foods now to food banks. They get tax deductions and they deliver it themselves. Some restaurants do the same.
@TypeOneg
@TypeOneg 4 жыл бұрын
@@sandragray4598 I donate cash to FNB Dayton and Columbus & my son did their tshirt logo last year.
@anelam71
@anelam71 4 жыл бұрын
The doctor on the side just looks like she's been struck by lightning.
@jennysookraj14
@jennysookraj14 4 жыл бұрын
haha haha yes!
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
Naaaaaa, Just a blast of stupidity....lol
@nicolavanrhyn1726
@nicolavanrhyn1726 4 жыл бұрын
it could be that UV light that magically kills the virus? :P
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
she is trying to pretend like she dont hear the insane ideas being hurled her way... lol
@RubelliteFae
@RubelliteFae 4 жыл бұрын
Supply and demand my ass. These factory farms would rather throw veggies away than sell them to supermarkets at lower prices. It's not like people are eating less, we're just eating out less. I think this crisis is what we needed to check our priorities.
@rw501
@rw501 4 жыл бұрын
We absolutely did not need this crisis to happen. What we needed is elected officials with the right priorities. Too many of the officials we have elected are morally bankrupt (especially our president). Embracing covid-19 as necessary is a bit disrespectful to those who have lost friends or family as a result of contracting the virus.
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 4 жыл бұрын
The packaging is completely different for food for industrial/restaurant places and grocery store/home use. Tlyou buy a package of shredded cheese in the grocery store that weights 8oz, whereas, a restaurant purchases it 160oz packages. The processing and packaging plants aren't set up to simply change the packaging. You buy a dozen eggs. A restaurant buys them by the groce. Huge difference.
@carolynmerritt7100
@carolynmerritt7100 4 жыл бұрын
You are correct. Mine have certainly changed. My health has improved, dropped weight, spending less, eating better...
@RubelliteFae
@RubelliteFae 4 жыл бұрын
@@rw501 The ills of our society have long destroyed lives under the surface. My point is that this pandemic and the Trump's presidency are finally bringing to surface the festering that people have been ignoring for decades. I never claimed that "what we needed" was pleasant. Too often people ignore problems until they finally become personally unpleasant.
@RubelliteFae
@RubelliteFae 4 жыл бұрын
@@B_Bodziak I used to receive food for a restaurant. I know that the packaging is different. Rather than try to repackage, or donate the food for others to distribute, they gave up. People still need to eat, but corporations are profit driven, so they don't care.
@Amy-br6jj
@Amy-br6jj 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: Losing so many people hurts me the most.. Just being sarcastic!
@jefffloyd7105
@jefffloyd7105 4 жыл бұрын
because it was'nt any of the people that he fired
@kamilbetowski8930
@kamilbetowski8930 4 жыл бұрын
trevor noah cares the most right
@Blazer6464
@Blazer6464 4 жыл бұрын
Well, this is 'somewhat' true. A more accurate thing for him to say is: "Losing so many _voters_ hurts me the most."
@rebeccahoffman2736
@rebeccahoffman2736 4 жыл бұрын
@@kamilbetowski8930 juujuuju jug ujjkuuuu4 j45 juju u4ku ho u4454uuuuuu6 yr j.g h
@mangalores-x_x
@mangalores-x_x 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blazer6464 unless it is blue states. Could not be more giddy about the dead people there, hence him trying to whip up conflict and chaos there and not helping. not his voters anyway.
@garybarrett4881
@garybarrett4881 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Donald really believed he was going to win a “Noble” prize for his disinfectant discovery.
@eriseden1207
@eriseden1207 4 жыл бұрын
@MJB For Trump please spread this message all over the conservative channels. We can send them free bleach. We beleive in free DIY healthcare. God bless!
@alexklein9916
@alexklein9916 4 жыл бұрын
@MJB For Trump oh how poor and senceless must be the life of you...that you even know it.
@Shaun_Jonesss
@Shaun_Jonesss 4 жыл бұрын
It’s Nobel... 🤦‍♂️
@eriseden1207
@eriseden1207 4 жыл бұрын
@MM M you have trouble reading sarcasm there? I guess its not only trumpsters who are dense. Bless you.
@ManDudeYeah
@ManDudeYeah 4 жыл бұрын
@MJB For Trump In all earnestness, it must be truly exhausting to constantly defend trump.
@juneholmes9540
@juneholmes9540 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks again for another show full of giggles for me, I look forward to your comedy and your humanity. It is always a joy to look at the news the way it should be looked at, with great skepticism and comedy! Namaste Josefina
@blancheknox4171
@blancheknox4171 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant work, Trevor. The parody of Trump as stand -up was on target. Stay well. Thanks.
@ghaine12
@ghaine12 4 жыл бұрын
When listening to Trump: I just facepalmed so hard that I'm pretty sure I lost consciousness for a minute or two there.
@nancystowell4877
@nancystowell4877 4 жыл бұрын
NEVER, ever listen to him speak, there is actually a reason why it sounds like "Word Salad" it is a form of "crowd hypnosis" and it works quite well, as is evidenced by his Cult.
@kimsmith2057
@kimsmith2057 4 жыл бұрын
My head it going implode very shortly.
@ccyesornocc7989
@ccyesornocc7989 4 жыл бұрын
Hi.. how did u make ur username like that?
@jackcrosby8083
@jackcrosby8083 4 жыл бұрын
My life would improve greatly if I just blacked out any time I listen to him...
@Huddie400
@Huddie400 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@timothyamaraobrien
@timothyamaraobrien 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor and the Daily Show squad are kickin it during the lockdown. The rest of the late night hosts are floundering, but Trevor's nailing it.
@griiseknoen
@griiseknoen 4 жыл бұрын
Every time you think Trump has hit "top stupid"...
@Gee360
@Gee360 4 жыл бұрын
The man always delivers in the stupidity department. I'm sure there is more to come lol
@3amouhi
@3amouhi 4 жыл бұрын
He sure knows how to shock us at every turn
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
He tops himself over and over... Just when you thought the limit has been reached... He proves the world wrong once more... hahahaha
@lilithgrrrl
@lilithgrrrl 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@DaleGribble1
@DaleGribble1 4 жыл бұрын
Bidens sexual assault allegations have been out for over a month. Has daily show covered it yet?
@andreahernaiz7776
@andreahernaiz7776 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god when he said that he was being sarcastic... that one moments makes me angrier than almost anything he’s every done
@kepcar
@kepcar 4 жыл бұрын
Yep me too for the reasons you do, probably. Timing of the sarcasm, if we believe him (during a pandemic you dick?) and lying (which he obviously was). This was a defining moment for President Pucker Chute.
@chevaughnarcher
@chevaughnarcher 4 жыл бұрын
I truly love and respect you Trevor Jamaican here bro
@AlloftheGoodNamesAreTaken
@AlloftheGoodNamesAreTaken 4 жыл бұрын
I’m curious why farms are dumping produce when we still have hungry people in our country? Are we that averse to helping the needy? (Yes, that’s a rhetorical question.)
@MeTreesndirt
@MeTreesndirt 4 жыл бұрын
They do it because they need to get paid for their work.
@kristentobias4034
@kristentobias4034 4 жыл бұрын
They do it because the processing plants are closing and the distribution companies can't deliver to the restaurants and businesses that are closed. Farmers grow the crops and raise the livestock, but they are not set up to process or distribute. If they had someone to take it off their hands, I'm sure they would be willing to give it away. It kills them to dump crops and euthanize livestock. Please don't blame the farmers, they work very hard!
@7rich79
@7rich79 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine it has to do with the supply chain and contracts. Farmers often are bound by contract to produce a certain amount as part of their contract with the distributors. Unless that distributors releases the farmer from his contract, the farmer cannot simply give it away to someone else. The distributors on their end might be unable to store all the produce in warehouses because these are scaled on the basis that they already have a buyer for their products and that the products can be quickly loaded on to trucks. This is a problem with the modern just-in-time economy. Probably the only way you can really deal with this is if the state or federal government steps in as a large-scale customer for the distributors. This requires state or federal government to be willing to step in, and to have a plan for how to administrate it. So it is a political problem that there is political resistance to solve. You would need an architect like FDR to be able to pull it off.
@rociocamarena4802
@rociocamarena4802 4 жыл бұрын
@@kristentobias4034 I saw a farmer showing the pile of potatoes he had to dump. It was not his choice. With so many places shut down, farmers are losing a lot of business. Not everyone sells to grocery stores.
@rutherd9616
@rutherd9616 4 жыл бұрын
Migrant workers visa a luxury not a necessity?? So thinks this administration.
@ManDudeYeah
@ManDudeYeah 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I WAS JUST BEING SARCASTIC BUT IT WOULD WORK THO"
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha, Elite Dynasty family " AKA" Puppet Master: Trump we want mass regular citizen depopulation now... The Bill Gates coronavirus is going to slow.. Trump: Drinking Bleach is the cure for coronavirus... Elite Dynasty family " AKA" Puppet Master: No! Trump bleach is a toxic poison if you drink it. Trump: I know I was just being sarcastic.... this is my real plan .. And it is better than Bill gates coronavirus.... Because I am the smartest person in the world... Elite Dynasty family " AKA" Puppet Master: Trump stick to the plan.... do not try to think for yourself nor improvises... Trump: Don't worry, Everyone trust me... Because they know I'm the smartest person ever... everyone love's me. Elite Dynasty family " AKA" Puppet Master: Trump we repeat " Stick to the plan we gave you... Trump: Okay but I can tell everyone to drink bleach and they will believe it is cure for coronavirus... And they will do it because they truse me... and the " poison ". Which it totally is... and only I know that... will do the depopulation you want the best...
@tierrapetersen4651
@tierrapetersen4651 4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is this show WAY better. Trevor is so funny. Just keep the show as is. I'm laughing my ass off and I was never that into the show before.
@l.c.8475
@l.c.8475 4 жыл бұрын
They should really bleep Trump whenever he gives medical advice
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
And deprive all the comedians of the world of a vast of material... lol
@sandragray4598
@sandragray4598 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't really give medical advice though. I'm no Trump supporter, in fact I can't stand him, but I watched that briefing and he didn't say to inject bleach. The media and others spun it that way until it appeared as if that's what he said. I'd hold the media accountable for the people who might harm themselves trying this.
@aixamagr2897
@aixamagr2897 4 жыл бұрын
@@mssburr Good point. The one Trump was making about news media. Trevor is so happy for 4 more Trump years. He makes $$$ and you get laughs
@aixamagr2897
@aixamagr2897 4 жыл бұрын
@@sandragray4598 Exactly. I try to tell people here the same and they can't stand hearing the truth. I went over the conference and MSM response and was amazed at the medias panic inducing reporting. Trump is right when he says fake news. Bad, yellow journalism is back in full force.
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
He still has twitter.... hahahahaha What if a bunch of people clicked the harassment feature and his account was locked... He would have a trump style nuclear melt down.. They unhinged rants that would fly from Trump in the next televised task force update.... lol
@Free-Dopamine-
@Free-Dopamine- 4 жыл бұрын
Obama on his sofa smiling and laughing at his jokes.
@davidbelmontes7281
@davidbelmontes7281 4 жыл бұрын
Why? He was wrong about Trump becoming president.
@christelheadington1136
@christelheadington1136 4 жыл бұрын
@Gwendolyn Williams -Including Trump !
@hacklex974
@hacklex974 4 жыл бұрын
@Gwendolyn Williams I'm pretty sure trump didn't think he could win either, he's just enjoying the ride at this point... And yes, it is the ghost train :(
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidbelmontes7281 Obama, as sensible people were, highly concerned over even the possibility of Trump becoming president; see current state of US.
@glendaridings8634
@glendaridings8634 4 жыл бұрын
Obama not not.laugter his sorry ass and.his.dirty fbi in trouble
@kurtcharles671
@kurtcharles671 4 жыл бұрын
Watching all the way from TRINIDAD and TOBAGO👋💯💯😍😍😍😍😍
@AnexoRialto
@AnexoRialto 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I was just being sarcastic." Then he doubles down on the dumbness.
@soniagodlieb1896
@soniagodlieb1896 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣😂👊👍🏽
@Nyruami
@Nyruami 4 жыл бұрын
And nevertheless Trump will win vs Sleazy Joe Biden as he will call him. America did it again, 2 times in a row they picked the single person out of 330 million who will not be able to beat Trump. Actually, that´s an impressive feat after all, just imagine how much work you have to put in a selection process that finds only one person out of 330 million. If you would like to beat Trump you could just randomly throw a stone, even the average South Central LA crackdealer would beat Trump in a landslide, but to find the only 80 year-old with sexual harrasment history who is even more implausible in his defense about it than Bill Clinton was in hist best days, that´s impressive. Well done America, well done.
@rbm6205
@rbm6205 4 жыл бұрын
Inch ka Greg jan
@alexheart9798
@alexheart9798 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nyruami The people selecting the Democratic candidate are not the general public. If they were, Biden wouldn't even be an option.
@williamswenson5315
@williamswenson5315 4 жыл бұрын
He's fond of putting everyone else's chips on the table while he's holding a pair of deuces.
@kalMHe
@kalMHe 4 жыл бұрын
"Sarcstically" choosing the best answer was so funny, Trevor lol
@sparkleinyoureyes8259
@sparkleinyoureyes8259 4 жыл бұрын
The gentleman “BILL” was not there yesterday or the day he said he was responding to the reporter !! 🤦🏻‍♀️
@dodgytrump9868
@dodgytrump9868 4 жыл бұрын
tRump misspoke, he meant “stupid” not “sarcastic”.
@JohnDoe-zw8vx
@JohnDoe-zw8vx 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha... I think all of America need to write in another candidate for the presidency with a majority vote... Just watch trump have a toddler meltdown.... And to hear what gibberish comes out of Biden's mouth this time..
@cayk481
@cayk481 4 жыл бұрын
i don't understand why they would get rid of surplus food when there's people already going hungry around the country. wtf????
@livetothemusic4769
@livetothemusic4769 4 жыл бұрын
Because CAPITALISM. Mostly, producers and distributors would go even further into the red if they tried getting the food to the people who need it. Throughout all this, the big businesses with money enough to help, are taking small business loans. Welcome to the USA! The wealth gap grows by the hour!
@sumitsaha8851
@sumitsaha8851 4 жыл бұрын
In all Movies: America is the hero who smartly and courageously saves the world. In Reality: They have a Trump.
@ottotater2787
@ottotater2787 4 жыл бұрын
Is there anything whatsoever that Trump has said he will do that you can verify is now true.
@ottotater2787
@ottotater2787 4 жыл бұрын
@Lakesha Goodwin the truth often does hurt
@sumitsaha8851
@sumitsaha8851 4 жыл бұрын
@Lakesha Goodwin My words or 2016 Election Results?
@Mr.Robert1
@Mr.Robert1 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is an asshole we all know that however whether he's going to be in for 4 years or eight he will be gone and become history soon enough. Unfortunately not fast enough.
@sickolelady2001
@sickolelady2001 4 жыл бұрын
The problem with the dumb is they don’t know they’re dumb.
@nicole6323
@nicole6323 4 жыл бұрын
U can't fix stupid
@gawainedavies3488
@gawainedavies3488 4 жыл бұрын
He is worse , dummy's who think they are smarter than anyone, don't hear anyone !
@TheTrfrench
@TheTrfrench 4 жыл бұрын
Unevolved
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 жыл бұрын
sickolelady Exactly. So it’s the educated that suffer.
@jameshopkins6168
@jameshopkins6168 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, it's why Trevor has so many fans
@DraconicFeathers
@DraconicFeathers 4 жыл бұрын
Why don’t these farmers and food distributors donate the excess to people in need?
@TypeOneg
@TypeOneg 4 жыл бұрын
Because haulers are expensive.
@atomicknight63
@atomicknight63 4 жыл бұрын
Some do, but you have to go pick it up.
@paueudloz
@paueudloz 4 жыл бұрын
Love you Trevor Noah!!! With love from The Bahamas:-)
@stephanleo
@stephanleo 4 жыл бұрын
The folks who drink disinfectants, are the same who call themselves "Free Thinker" on Twitter.
@patriziagozzoli4427
@patriziagozzoli4427 4 жыл бұрын
You can find them in Michigan armed to the teeth to claim the freedom to go to have an haircut.
@coled.2533
@coled.2533 4 жыл бұрын
@MJB For Trump stop sponsoring your channel literally no one gives a shit
@stephanleo
@stephanleo 4 жыл бұрын
@MJB For Trump Trump is a dangerous idiot. He neither is a doctor, nor does he listen to specialists (because he’s a stable genius who not only inherited money from his daddy, but also brains from his uncle). What a douche.
@gordonadams5891
@gordonadams5891 4 жыл бұрын
@@patriziagozzoli4427 Yup. Cause shooting viruses works so well 😄
@Nembula
@Nembula 4 жыл бұрын
Free of thought.
@canemin4616
@canemin4616 4 жыл бұрын
How the hell did this guy ever became president - I feel sorry for the people of US
@bcosta2475
@bcosta2475 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, the Dems are like a snake eating it's own tail.
@bashboi4074
@bashboi4074 4 жыл бұрын
@@bcosta2475 who we have running is not who we actually want, just who we think stands a chance. Our election system needs to be completely redone to reflect the present and projected future
@bcosta2475
@bcosta2475 4 жыл бұрын
@@bashboi4074 with 20+ Candidates in the pool, and we end up here? I couldn't agree with you more
@omniphage9391
@omniphage9391 4 жыл бұрын
dont - 30% of them want him, 30% dont care
@deborahhopely2502
@deborahhopely2502 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your pity.. that's how we all feel, pitiful.. Uggggggg... Hopefully only 8 more months of this ignorant jerk and his narcissistic personality disorder..
@justtim5078
@justtim5078 3 жыл бұрын
@1:13 the reporters cameras went off ! They were all trying to catch his face when he said to ingest bleach/disinfectant 🤣🤣😂
@kayfalls5807
@kayfalls5807 4 жыл бұрын
If all reporters would laugh at Trump's stupid remarks or lies, and leave the room immediately, perhaps his brain would explode.
@victorfernandez1929
@victorfernandez1929 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what they should do. Stay away from Donald: presidentialdistancing.com
@wonderowl530
@wonderowl530 4 жыл бұрын
If they do that Trump's just going on fox news saying the press laughed with him not at him for an entire week
@robleyusuf2566
@robleyusuf2566 4 жыл бұрын
I am laughing at your comments :D you made my day.
@mssburr
@mssburr 4 жыл бұрын
Naaaaa, He would just say.... there goes the fake news.. They left because they could not handle thew truth..lol
@nancystowell4877
@nancystowell4877 4 жыл бұрын
How to get Trump to “STFU & Self Destruct!” I've been saying since day 1; just stop giving him any media coverage for everything he says and does! When the Media does show up; as soon as he starts lying and spewing his bullshit, or insulting the Media; just pick up everything, pack up the equipment, walk out/away and leave him there yelling at the empty space! His wounded EGO would cause the BIGLY MELTDOWN that we've all been praying for; “The Terminal Meltdown" end of problem! 🙄❗
@SuperLunas
@SuperLunas 4 жыл бұрын
There must be some way to send all the excess leftover food to countries that don't have enough food.... It's insane we're throwing away food when there are people starving in the world.
@cletokings4302
@cletokings4302 4 жыл бұрын
This is nothing new, humanity is just stupid.
@DOC2089
@DOC2089 4 жыл бұрын
These million dollar foundations should be pressured into getting that food to people who need it. Bill Gates is in the light with his opinions and has one of the richest charity foundation in the world but hasn’t acted on this issue at all. The headline could have been “Restaurant Suppliers WERE going to throw away food but non-profit organizations and foundations stepped in and bought the food for struggling families.”
@richardmendez1702
@richardmendez1702 4 жыл бұрын
If we get Gates and bozo out of India they could feed the entire world. See Dr. Vandana Shiva
@TypeOneg
@TypeOneg 4 жыл бұрын
You gonna spring for the truck, the driver, the loader, the unloader, and the gas?
@starrweaver
@starrweaver 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, people think in money terms, not in people terms. It's not how can we help people who are hungry, it's who's going to pay for all the excess food we have... no one wants to pay? Okay, throw it all away... Why not donate the food and take a charity deduction if it's so hard to do the right thing? They aren't getting money to trash the food/drink... so donate it. At least is can solve the problem with hunger... I hate that money seems to be more important than anything else. We used to help people, we cared and were generous... now greed, corruption, selfish attitudes rule as people focus more on money. This isn't how we should be... but how do we change this nightmare situation?
@rainmer471
@rainmer471 4 жыл бұрын
"...You'll have to fight the pig yourself, and we all know how that's gonna end." ...was that an animal farm reference?
@LilDevOfficial
@LilDevOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, am i the only one having a deja vu watching this video? I think i watched it already
@gandalfdeeerste
@gandalfdeeerste 4 жыл бұрын
Me Too :-)
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
Lil Dev 😁
@ruchi0211
@ruchi0211 4 жыл бұрын
😅😂
@silvermyst3081
@silvermyst3081 4 жыл бұрын
It's a recap of the weeks shows.
@mr.renemoreno7863
@mr.renemoreno7863 4 жыл бұрын
Me too now❄️😎!
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