What the Hell Happened This Week? | The Daily Social Distancing Show

[@francoveritas2]

It amazes me how Trevor with no professional grooming dares to stream day after day looking hotter than before this crisis, he needs to keep streaming with no grooming, he doesn’t need it, he was born beyond hot! Period!

[@alisalaska1786]

I so respect Obama for staying quiet through this presidency, but can you imagine if he responded to these accusations? God I miss his calm, confident, and competent demeanor 😭. He could shut Trump down so fast on so many things

[@sherylhoward4831]

Actually he did reply He said "Vote"

[@justmemadison]

Trump has Barr in his pocket and willing to do anything. Don't be surprised if Obama, Comey, Brennan, Clapper and Biden don't end up in some kind of legal trouble. His hatred for Obama gives him life...he would love to see him in trouble, ruin his good reputation, destroy his presidential legacy. He's reversed almost everything Obama accomplished. Ending the ACA is next. I'm just saying, don't put anything past that monster. If he's reelected...the country is in trouble.

[@Peter_Scheen]

@@justmemadison Obamagate, is that not sarcasm again? I must stop using Lysol.

[@alondathomas293]

@@justmemadison: None of them will for the simple fact that Fat Donnie hasn't got a case. Unmasking is a legal part of surveillance, and it's only done within the intelligence communities. You would think that since Dumbass donnie been in office a couple of years, that he would have already known how the process works. He still acts like he dosen't know how the government works, and he's been president nearly four years---I mean, wtf? He's basically bitching about people doing their jobs, and just making up shit as usual.

[@elcarto22]

Obama has been silent out of the tradition of not directly criticizing your successor, and because he didn't want to be getting involved in the primary situation in the Democratic Party. Now that Biden is the Candidate, and especially now that Dirty Donnie is coming after him personally, I'm predicting that Obama will be speaking up on a regular basis and hitting the campaign trail when that's possible.

[@kauaichan]

5:21 Desi got me dying 🤣 WHY IS IT CALLED EARTH IF IT'S MOSTLY WAAATEER!?!?!?

[@jamestcatcato7132]

me three!

[@stephend2035]

Oh that poor girl. Fox broke her brain 🤯 "Why is it called Earth, if it's mostly water?!?!?" 😅👍

[@flexx1018]

its still earth just filled with water.

[@esthergaby4913]

nice one haha

[@jemiebridges3197]

Yes, I was searching for this comment lolz.

[@ivanivonovich9863]

Sarcasm... And it's not "mostly water"! Mostly silicon on the surface, and Iron/magnesium deep down. The surface has water no deeper than an average of 4-5 miles by 70% of the earth. If you could pick up the earth in your hand, you couldn't even tell if it was wet.

[@rahulnaidoo6398]

Who likes Trevor 🤞

[@user-nb1sb2io5k]

You are gay!

[@glendaridings8634]

Well what the Fu happen Obama watch they.need 2 all go. 2j.jail just.mad they got caught

[@rahulnaidoo6398]

@@user-nb1sb2io5k why don't you go fuck your self I will make you eat 5pounds of Koolaid ... I'm not trying to hurt you I'm trying to tell you the truth... 👌

[@user-nb1sb2io5k]

@@rahulnaidoo6398 fuck you

[@loveinspired7]

"Obamagate Explained" had me crying laughing!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ethangarnham6347]

Trevors Trump impression is spot on

[@misplacedentity4901]

Ethan Garnham yes

[@rainbowprism6242]

"We are screwed, we're all going to die."

[@bobolobby]

The democRATS impression of being sore losers is spot on🤣😂

[@aishamoore7599]

Yep lol

[@alondathomas293]

@@bobolobby: Oh, boy. You do know that it's only you right-wing trolls who keep on talking about 2016, right? If the best thing you can say about your candidate is that he won, that's pretty damn pathetic.

[@JG-mp5nb]

We appreciate your calm demeanor and your candor. Humor is desperately needed by so many of us, just a word of thanks!

[@eddemoore9299]

Egg

[@smartdoge4626]

“A coup de tout, albeit bloodless, a coup.” That aged like milk for ya didnt it?

[@additionalremoval8308]

Trueeee

[@draconicchaos]

"If I were a Democrat, instead of a Republican...". News flash, he was! Hes bounced around the political parties at least 5 times in the last 40 years. He didnt rebecome a Republican until 2010, just before his birther movement.

[@jpdemer5]

The Dems were too smart to ever nominate him. Republicans, on the other hand, were easy marks, and Don the Con instinctively targeted them.

[@WinterDarkmoon]

Exactly this.

[@peachvanilla9833]

Now that I didn’t know

[@lechufferclark8188]

Didn’t he say if he ever got in politics he would go republican bc they stupid and he can kill somebody and get away with it

[@JoyMarcusSTL]

Fox's lies have reached cartoonish proportions.

[@sunshine3914]

Watched 11 years ago - they had already reached cartoonish proportions.

[@sunshine3914]

@Andi7 Amo, Who the f convinced you that she was anymore racist than your chithead president? You obviously wasn’t around in the 70’s & 80’s.

[@bentlegglegg3258]

Agreed

[@bentlegglegg3258]

@Andi7 Amo what fuckin mushrooms are you on old man?

[@jeremywurster967]

@Rob Blokdijk lucky you we have to live with it 😒🙄

[@richardho5097]

I don’t agree with capital punishment, but the Fox team are certainly promoters of it, for themselves.

[@milliblom2237]

Yup, too bad the Constitution bars the use of cruel or unusual punishment 😔

[@HYDROPHILPLAYS]

Dear US-citizens: With all the things that happened the last couple of months please don't screw up in November. Not too sure if the world can take another few Trump-years. I got faith in you, stay safe! :)

[@ceciliaageofaquarius1225]

It is already screwed. No matter what direction.

[@xuan.1611]

Jokes on you America is very democratic in their voting system

[@shacksac]

Not trying to be divisive but I actually think people will vote for him again.

[@Nihilist_Porcupine]

Yeah to be honest I think we're screwed no matter which way the election goes. People keep saying "oh well if Trump gets voted out, it's over". I heartily disagree. He'll make up some reason why it was a fraud election, his people will support him, and he'll find a way to stay in office. The same poor white people from rural areas that make up his voting bloc compose the bulk of the military. And if they decide they like Trump more than they like/believe in the electoral system, we're basically fucked.

[@AndreaHa]

@@shacksac that's the thing... More people voted for Hillary... But that doesn't matter bc of the antiquated electoral college. Regardless, I'll vote in November and encourage everyone I know to do the same.

[@jennifernunya909]

Say what you want about gangs but this is actually really common. In times of trauma and tragedy they always step up to help their communities long before any government ever will.

[@grayrachelle]

Yes I was thinking that too.

[@ShadowFoxSF]

Gangs may originally crop up, as I understand it, for community support and keeping the community together. Don't know how it goes wrong and lead to drugs and gang wars and killing, but I'm loving seeing their established chains and power being used for good.

[@tamaralee7455]

I had it in late February/early March, when they didn’t think anyone under 75 should be tested, and I now have degenerative joints and neuropathy. I used to run 3 miles a day and since being ill I cannot walk. I wonder what else they will find is related to the virus.

[@ravenrose5712]

Are you okay? Did you get better?

[@meghanmcallister556]

“Barack Hussein Jihad Nairobi Obama”, 😂 I choked on my breath

[@goodwill2607]

Meghan McAllister 😂 You forgot “Kenya” “Barack Hussein Jihad Nairobi Kenya Obama” 🤣🤣🤣

[@CAROLINE2438]

Dear America, Never make a movie where you save the world. Sincerely, The World.

[@chiweybota6896]

Loud and clear

[@yogurLAPIZ]

They need to save themselves. Also if an American pops in a movie probably people will think they came to screw things up. XD

[@damantjeanette8336]

@@yogurLAPIZ Or just pass on a virus

[@christyshongwe8187]

I don't understand why they portray themselves as these smart people in movies. 🤦🤦

[@jasonallen3678]

Good one

[@newtonnewton3551]

how can somebody give off "bitten by a bat vibes" lolll trevor is killin' me...

[@Leonaza7]

All this because Obama told jokes about him at a correspondents dinner and everybody laughed real loud except donny. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😜😝😂🤣

[@ceciliaageofaquarius1225]

Lol

[@sudevsen]

claasic supervillain origin story

[@TTownTim]

@Armadio and DOnnie Dum DUm can't even do the job

[@havokterra]

The orange dumb ass has always had the option 'to just laugh it off' and move on, but he chose to be a dumb ass and to show us all how small he really is, that was his big moment , he chose to be the joke, but he's not funny.

[@showlowitsqueentlee2737]

I said this to my wife yesterday. This is all Obama's fault. The very moment this started was when Obama roasted the f*ck out of Trump and humiliated him. Thanks Obama.

[@ld4974]

"I've been binge watching Fox 'news' for 48 hours straight". Thank you for your service. Hope you feel better soon.

[@ximenaclaure2524]

Thanks South Africa for this gorgeous man that makes me laugh 😂

[@diwashkoirala8735]

You bring quality journalism with humor and wisdom , ashesh from nepal

[@angelaf5040]

Trumps comment about too much testing is why we have high numbers is like saying..."we only have so many pregnancies because we do pregnancy tests. If we didn't do pregnancy tests our pregnancy rates would be far lower". Wow! Super stable genius at work!

[@emmasarge4057]

Spot on!

[@TracyAllenVideos]

I’m so glad that my daughter taught me how to double tap on the right to fast forward or on the left to go back 10 seconds when watching KZbin videos on my iPhone. Because once trump starts speaking, I just can’t take it. I like to fast forward through the moment I see his face😡

[@clsk-ara]

🤣🤣🤣 I commend your daughter for that.

[@criskp6861]

I do the same :D

[@medounelo4417]

Ur daughter rocks... She a life saver... kept u away from toxicity

[@Shivafiregoddess]

@ElPocho DelMundo Try using the left and right arrow keys, should jump the video by a few seconds.

[@janinefarris7565]

I totally agree with you on that I have a hard time stomaching him so I use that button to LOL

[@ceciliaageofaquarius1225]

Trevor is funnier than Kevin hart. My opinion. 😁

[@ryanhite5850]

But true

[@lafemmerowena]

ofcourse he is. Kevin depends on his facial expressions. never seen his Jumanji movie either. meh.

[@ZoeyKirituOfficial]

They have different kinds of humor. Just two AMAZING comedian Kings❤️❤️

[@AWayToShareOurVideos]

Apples and Oranges- equal, just different :)

[@noliqhwazwane8646]

@@ZoeyKirituOfficial Love your comment. Thank you.

[@rainbowprism6242]

You know things are bad when cartel does what government should do for Mexican people.

[@daniellescott477]

Exactly

[@sharonpgof4]

Hahaha, "All the stages of stupidity! I was about to type, "He is so stupid!" Good timing Trevor!

[@yanceringeisen9794]

Trump is going to let the Postal Service go bankrupt just to avoid allowing people to vote by mail.

[@Leonaza7]

Guys, I’m starting to think maybe putting the guy who bankrupted a casino, filed for bankruptcy 6 times, his vodka and steak business failed, and ran a sham university and had his charitable foundation shut down for being neither charitable nor a real foundation in charge of the economy may not have been the smartest decisions.(sarcasm intended!)

[@kelliyarbrough1333]

Hahaha 😂😂 seriously! This dumbass made a 🍸🍸🍸 that isn't supposed to have any flavor, taste like 💩!!! 😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@sunshine3914]

That was 3 bankruptcies for casinos. For the third bankruptcy he had combined them under one name & filed again. And there are idiot Americans who still attempt to defend him.

[@kelliyarbrough1333]

@Andi7 Amo ok... You keep repeating this... Wth is a "grand Cyclops"? And are you saying President Bill Clinton is a pedophile? I've never heard this before, could you give me a link to a verifiable source so I can understand what you're talking about?

[@kelliyarbrough1333]

@Goodnuff Fornow 😆 ha ok... Is there really such thing as a "grand cyclops" ??? I thought they were called like, wizards or dragons or something like that...

[@eddieokojie5425]

Andi7 Amo Starting to think? No hope for people like you. You’re too far gone. You allowed Fox News to mess with your head for too long! Sorry!!

[@lathithalathii8525]

We all love you Trevor ❤️

[@josephsorce2543]

"I think, You're a nice fellow ... Thank You, for Your Programs ... You've really entertaining You're, a Good Guy, Trevor !"

[@dillonfernando278]

The only thing that I hate of this show that it has to end

[@saeharbokhari1424]

You had me there for a hot minute

[@Churd84538]

@Andi7 Amo Why are you here if you think it sucks. If you're just trying to mess with people you're failing. I think I already gave you this present but in case I didn't, here you go! www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/trump-organization-undocumented-workers

[@sugarhun26]

Trevor is my only news source nowadays, I like some fun in my news too

[@magiclamp4644]

You most certainly get even better informed here. 🤔 Damn... that says a lot about American media. 😳

[@AWayToShareOurVideos]

@@magiclamp4644 Shame, but that's very true and telling.

[@kaysbeautyplace3363]

I can't seem to concentrate on the news, too busy laughing 😂 😂

[@jomane]

There is a virus hiting the world right now... How can that monster care about creating a scandal like that now?

[@sther165]

To cover up his incompetence.

[@AnnieWarbux]

#TrumpGate He pretended to care about victims of Earthquakes and Tornadoes and it didn't distract us Americans. Trump released Air Force Fighter footage of Alien Aircraft and no one is shocked. Trump abuses the DOJ for Flynn's sake and it STILL didn't distract from his Murderous Agenda and the Blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands! Now? He attacks Obama, in a weak effort to appear as a better President. Big Time FAIL! NOTHING will wash the Blood from Trump's hands and the WHOLE World knows this! Obama could shoot someone on 5th Ave and STILL be one of the Best Presidents EVER!

[@Vanadisphoto]

*March 2:* _-“You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”_ *March 2:* _-“A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”_ *March 4:* _-"Because a lot of people will have this and it’s very mild. They’ll get better very rapidly. They don’t even see a doctor. They don’t even call a doctor."_ *March 4:* _-“If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work - some of them go to work, but they get better.”_ *March 4:* _-“Some people will have this at a very light level and won’t even go to a doctor or hospital, and they’ll get better. There are many people like that.”_ *March 5:* _-“I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”_ *March 5:* _-“The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”_ *March 6:* _-“We did an interview on Fox last night, a town hall. I think it was very good. And I said, ‘Calm. You have to be calm. It’ll go away.' ”_ *March 6:* _-“I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”_ *March 6:* _-“Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”_ *March 6:* _-“I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”_ *March 6:* _-“I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”_ *March 7:* _"I’m not concerned at all."_ *March 8:* _-“We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on Corona Virus.”_ *March 9:* _-“This blindsided the world.”_ *March 9:* _-“So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of Corona Virus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!”_ *March 9:* _-"The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the Corona Virus situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant.”_ *March 10:* _-"It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away."_ *March 12:* _-“It’s going to go away. ... The United States, because of what I did and what the administration did with China, we have 32 deaths at this point … when you look at the kind of numbers that you’re seeing coming out of other countries, it’s pretty amazing when you think of it.”_ *March 12:* _"But it'll be -- it'll go very quickly."_ *March 13:* *_Trump declares state of emergency._* *March 13:* _-“I don't take responsibility at all.”_ *March 15:* _-"TODAY IS A NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. GOD BLESS EVERYONE!"_ *March 16:* _-"I give myself a 10 out of 10"_ *March 17:* _-“We’re going to win. And I think we’re going to win faster than people think... I hope.”_ *March 17:* _-“I’ve always known this is a real-this is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”_

[@ssmith3620]

He's clearly the dumbest person alive...

[@latoyamatson6197]

Lmao your amazing.....

[@latoyamatson6197]

This must've taken considerable time to write. He speaks serious gibberish. Now go and do one on his interview about taking hydroxichloriquine. He actually admits in the interview he doesn't take it. And when he realizes it he changes the subject so fast it's insane.

[@Vanadisphoto]

@@latoyamatson6197 Thank you! there is a Janary/February here too, but it might have been ghosted. If not it should be further down the comments.

[@frankgerlach5059]

@@ssmith3620 Did you forget Stephen Miller, that racist that has trumps attention?

[@Elaine-ee1eh]

Her section was hilarious 😂🤣 Desi Lydic had me in stitches!

[@ziormintvlogs9456]

"What did Barack Hussein Obama know about..." People really find the need to say his second name because it's Hussein. If it's "Andrew" or "Christopher" they wouldn't even mention it. Ever hear someone say Donald John Trump? Never.

[@MohamadMohamad-nq2dr]

@Justin Case They say "Donald J. Trump". I have never heard anybody refer to his middle name, John.

[@JaredConnell]

@Justin Case I've never once heard anybody say that. I know because I didn't know what the j stood for until now. They only say it because it invokes thoughts of terrorists to simple minded racist folks who don't realize he has no connection whatsoever to saddam.

[@irandisilva9036]

Trump is like our Brazilian president bolsonaro, always trying to frame opposition in order to Skip the job

[@stacyf6256]

Trump gave the Brazilian owned meat company JBS a 62 million dollar bailout. I sure hope you got some of that $$$ Something tells me, ya didn't.

[@Churd84538]

Como vi voce, tudo bem?

[@alexp2019]

At least yours is not comedian

[@MartijnWismeijer]

Every democratic country gets the leader they deserve. America 🇺🇸 has Trump, Brazil 🇧🇷 has Bolsonaro, Russia 🇷🇺 has Putin and Germany 🇩🇪 had Hitler. Thank god that last one was a long time ago, nowadays they have Angela and we think she is doing just great. Let's just hope the people learn from their mistake and vote for something better next time.

[@blacktea908]

Martijn Wismeijer as a person from Pakistan, after a dictator we voted for two corrupt parties, no, people don’t listen to their mistakes. Like Germany after WW1 and before WW2, East Europe in Cold War, most of Africa during the late 1900s.

[@mamawray]

Fox News: They released the names of the people who caught YOUR guy doing something illegal. Trump: they are corrupt! Me: ... The people who caught Michael Flynn doing some illegal shit are corrupt? I dont think this word means what you think it means.

[@debbieodonnell1010]

The most shocking in all these clips is that Stephen Miller found a human to marry him.

[@amyl363]

Ah well, we don't know her. Maybe she's like him.

[@annaloum1869]

Oh they are the same

[@alondathomas293]

Clark: For real---when I heard he was actually married, I was like, "How the hell much did he pay her to get with his pathetic, ugly, creepy-looking whiny spoiled brat ass?" And what kills me is that she's a woman of color---and he's a fucking racist. I was like wtf---that's some crazy shit. I guess she acts white enough for him to get with.

[@dairycans]

@@alondathomas293 i wouldnt put it past that pos to have married her as a political move 'i cant be racist hurr durr'

[@janistotham-davies4300]

I totally agree, but she is a nasty little racist too so a match made in MadTrumpdom!

[@joshuabixby2776]

This is what a president does when he's on the verge of losing his job. You start to freak out and blame everyone you can

[@ladygrndr9424]

George W. Bush didn't do anything like this. Don't conflate being a president with being a baby.

[@joshuabixby2776]

@@ladygrndr9424 your correct, Bush handled himself and his actions at a higher standard.. you made me miss the days when laughing at bush was just something you did. He would slur a word or mispronounce something on a teleprompter. It was all in good fun.. Trump on the other hand. Let's just say not the same standard. And the laughs are more like, "am I going to die if I don't laugh with the crazy guy" type of haha. Ones a republican. one is a rich guy, who can appeal to the "simpler folk"

[@Jackie371]

He's also aware that he may go to jail for his crimes uncovered in the Mueller Report if he doesn't win, but the statutes run out if he gets a second term.

[@Pattys1967]

i think trump is trying to bring down everything and everyone,then he will still be president or should i say king because there wont be anyone left to vote him out,justy the way he wants it,orr he is just going to do his best,and he is good at this,ruining the united states

[@esthergaby4913]

that is trump for you

[@grayrachelle]

Holy Toledo, I hooted when Trump made that outrageous and hilariously untrue statement at around 4 minutes. Then I was a little discouraged because damn a lot of ignorant people in our country probably believe him. I apologize to the world.

[@jpkjnn6733]

Trump is a sociopathic liar and narcissist, but it's his followers that really depress me. "It was the greatest political crime in the history of the country"... Uhhh.. Christ.

[@demondog9482]

The weird guy down the block that always invites me to have lemonade and pet his cats is more sane then trump

[@stacyf6256]

It's not about the guy WITH the cats, it's the people who 'stroke' his pus.... uh... cats and drink the lemonade. 😉

[@prime2955]

That weird guy for president and his cats for VP and cabinet posts

[@thomasellis8586]

Yes, at least this weird guy has something Trump utterly lacks: compassion and generosity!

[@sophiamurdock6802]

Trump is better now, 'someone' is controlling him telepathically. ❤️✨

[@commonsense571]

😂😂😂

[@samsonsansan4193]

I can`t listen to that BS anymore, when do you put this Trump into jail? He HAS TO GO!

[@djcharlez]

**Batman voice** “OH SHXT!”

[@Mia-Beagle]

actually I'm shocked tell me it's all just a joke nobody can be this ridiculous and be the president of the usa ... it is a miracle that we are all still alive

[@luv1yLynn]

Yeah, it is so ridiculous I feel like I'm living in an alternate universe for morons!

[@michaeljordan6074]

We LITERALLY were almost bombed bro

[@AnthonyGonzalez-lw1ek]

Can’t believe they voted on purpose for this guy to represent them and not US.

[@josephlabadini6841]

We didn't, Hillary Clinton got 3 million more votes

[@King-eg2zl]

The voters were being sarcastic

[@allisongross2946]

@Andi7 Amo Come back when you have an actual criticism of Hillary Clinton instead of just regurgitating the tired phrases Russian shills convinced your gullible mind to believe.

[@tmashadi]

@@allisongross2946 how do you know he/she is not a russian troll himself? There is an army of paid people, some even in Africa apparently, who get paid to post inflammatory comments for both sides of american politics just to get Americans to hate each other's guts and they are winning. The old enemies finally found the cheapest and easiest way to dismante this country. Those who kept America uneducated by design so the rich can rule never thought that one day internet and social media make it possible for the enemies to highjack their shtick and take over their beloved uneducated and use them to end America.

[@idigamstudios7463]

@@allisongross2946 This guy's a troll, possibly a bot, this shit has been popping up like clockwork on every video critical of trump with the same phrases.

[@ashlysinfoandmusic8209]

WHY isn’t anybody asking what the Orange One has on these supposed loyal Republicans????

[@jutjammin7778]

Trump: I’m not corrupt, everyone else is 👈👉☝️👈👉👈👍 America: 😂🤣😆😄😅

[@minjuwang8687]

no one knows🙌 corrupt👐 better👌 than I do☝️

[@EarthquakeStar]

I’m sorry, that Baskin Robbins bit gets me every time. 😂

[@Pattys1967]

i think you are hilarious,thank you for making me laugh during this time,lord knows we all need it 🤣😭🙄🤣😷😷😷😷😷

[@krishiarama7307]

The bad thing about being early is that you can't read funny comments

[@EpicGamer1.]

So true.

[@JaimeMesChiens]

Asa Coe and, Ive heard that you survived the Bowling Green Massacre, too. You deserve an honour degree from Trump U.

[@scottwillis5434]

Sure you can. Come back later.

[@scottwillis5434]

@@JaimeMesChiens I loved the first part. Not sure whether a degree from T.U. is an honor or an "I got scammed" mark.

[@idigamstudios7463]

@@scottwillis5434 Kinda the point, both MAGA hats and T.U. degrees mean the same thing.

[@GwennDana]

Remember. Whenever he phantasizes something up about his enemies, he's projecting something about himself. It does make sense if you listen to it that way.

[@toolguyslayer1]

It's like you know things LOL

[@karmawins7614]

Just not how to spell 😁

[@thomasschneider8474]

It wasn’t even a second, but I was laughing tears at your Batman impression 🤣 (at 19:16)

[@eldubya7296]

🤣🤣🤣🤣#ohmystomach

[@ostsarahb7466]

She tested positive “out of the blue”? What was he expecting, for her test positive progressively?

[@sabrinaharvey6152]

Ha ha ha 🤣

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

Thank you lord for Trevor's existence

[@janestratton8219]

It is amusing, but it is hard to laugh when it is so tragic.

[@jomane]

Some really sick people in america!!

[@philipclayberg4928]

And not just from the corona virus.

[@corn9251]

Philip Clayberg yeah then there would be tons

[@corn9251]

Grace Munich yes.

[@abdboss6907]

During the Last Judgement: Obama :"I tried my best to live in peace with all the wonderful human being you created.." D.Trump:"Listen..he's fake..i'm the least racist person the world ever seen.. Kanye west is a good friend of mine for a long time now and hmmmm.."😂😂😂

[@AudranER]

When I heard those words come from his mouth, “the least racist,” I thought to myself, do he actually know what he is saying, “least racist”. One of the lessons he has taught me in the four years is that he know people aren’t listening to what he is saying, people are in living from darkness or they are living from light.

[@abdboss6907]

@@AudranER Just..totally delusional.. unbeleivable situation..😔🙏

[@paint_freckles]

He's not racist people! He's friends with Kayne

[@michellenatl1974]

Trevor is so cute with his quarantine look!

Mankind has learned nothing from history or why do such idiots like Trump, Erdoan, Johnson, Bolsonaro etc. come to power!

[@pahakasvivenuksesta2653]

I think members of EU members have.

[@giovanahc]

Unfortunately I think it's generational traits/ ways of life/ BS are passed on to the next generations.

[@jpdemer5]

You have to know history to learn from it, and the imbeciles who support these tinpot dictators are mostly ignorant of the relevant history.

[@lawyerreactsnotthemoon85]

He's literally said before that "when you'rer rich you can do whatever you want and get away with it!" - he said that in the "grab em by the pussy interview," where he said he can't help but touch and kiss beautiful women, because they're like a magnet. and he can't even wait for consent" -his words also.) He pays everyone one off. so no he's not gonna get arrested.. The evil elites want him up there. He has a huge following of dumb sheep. He said, he could commit murder, and people would still fully support him, and he's absolutely right. The blind stupid, racist, sexist, mysognistic, pedo, homophobic, ignorant, self centered, Dick heads, and morons.- Resonate with him. And the evil, heartless, moral-less, are ones with money, are the ones in charge of the country. Government is corrupt. 😔 They don't care abt people but themselves. They only care about money.

[@dimasakbar7668]

Don't forget Trevor's past favourite target, Jacob Zuma😂

[@Leonaza7]

projection[ prə-jĕk′shən ] n. The act of projecting or the condition of being projected. The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or suppositions to others. The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or desires to someone or something as a naive or unconscious defense against anxiety or guilt.

[@elizabethholland2293]

“And everyone is in on it: the FBI, the CIA, the XFL, The CFT Cruiser, the will.i.am.-”

[@江居士]

I see! To be a gentleman in America is to be shameless, and shameless to the extreme. When you do, congratulations! You will be the next President of the United States!

[@stevnated]

I still don't understand the allegation. I really wanted that girl to explain it.

[@karmawins7614]

That's the point! It was nothing and that's why NOBODY has explained it. 🧡🧡🧡🧡

[@ASpookyGhost.]

that secret service bit about intercepting the particles was top tier

[@maryjane2965]

My God the level of narcissism with Trump is worse than anyone so far.

[@yup_its_ME.512]

Mary Jane narcissism and being apathetic because he does not feel sorry for the people infected no matter who it is

[@Aredel]

It’s worse than Narcissis himself, the guy whose name the word was based on.

[@cocomajoko1]

Mary Jane it is he is so very sick the sickest in the history of all time

[@mtm00]

4:08 The man is TOTALLY talking about himself: I hope he remembers the 50-years jail sentence he is prescribing here when it comes to his sentencing! 7:17 Man she's good! LMAO here. 10:58 So now we know why Chump is in such a hurry to open up the economy -- he needs his drugs! 28:10 👍 Brilliant show, Trevor, bravo. And thank you for the laughter you induced in me.

[@theophila9418]

At this point trump should just wear a shirt saying "Im with stupid" with the arrow pointing to himself 😑😑😑😑

[@yovaniponce2447]

Go find rapper named. Devin the song what it do

[@theophila9418]

@@yovaniponce2447 y

[@tessgmartin]

I like this weekly summary.

[@alexbastianich2780]

*"We won with poorly educated, I love the poorly educated!"* - Trump, 2016 Trump supporters: i dun no wut dat means but make america grate agen 2020!!!1!

[@superyoung2323]

shit I thought there was something on my screen

[@magiclamp4644]

Take that nasty hair off my screen. 😂

[@TTownTim]

@Andi7 Amo

[@1moonwitch]

😂

[@silvermyst3081]

@Andi7 Amo Russian in the house. Helping trump again are you comrade?

[@MissUnderstoodasAlways]

Trevor is amazing. Extremely talented. Never seen such delivery on controversial topics that didn’t make people feel attacked or ashamed for the past or things outside of their control.

[@azy63]

Isn't this the same issue where Trump thought his microwave was spying on him?!

[@efootballpes-pk2st]

😂😂😂😂

[@hypothalapotamus5293]

You have to stick peeps in it to remove the Chinese spy-ware.

[@azy63]

@@hypothalapotamus5293 👏 Don't forget the aluminum pan.

[@ericplumhoff9208]

@KZbinLoser He said something equally stupid and Kelly Ann came up with the spying microwave to deflect.

[@surfpsych]

No joke. That microwave is locked up for 50 years!

[@bentlegglegg3258]

To those who are in the comment section that are of different nationalities than American, he does not represent 70 percent of the country.

[@mettejakobsen7017]

Bentlegg Legg. We must not forget that. But still a good 100 million people obays him as if he was their new god. USA is a wery powerfull nation and the way USA acts has consequences for people in many countries.

[@karmawins7614]

"We're all screwed.." 🤣😂🤣😂 🧡🧡🧡🧡

[@debkellar715]

This man is so indicative, it's everybody's fault what I did, they made me do it, I got caught now I have to get out so I'll blame you. A 4 year old brat. And his sons not far from it.

[@madyjules06]

...don’t forget his creepy daughter & her knucklehead husband (what a messed up family!! )

[@shawnd9896]

I think the word you are looking for is (Vindictive)....but i still get your point..

[@danemassie3750]

I love when all this backfires in Drumpfs face and absolutely nothing happens

[@bolleben6070]

"koe" means cow in Dutch. I love Trevor's impressions. Desi has a real nice set of teeth.

[@user-nb1sb2io5k]

Obamagate... why you americans are so fond of gates?

[@ladydiamondprisca]

The funny thing is it has nothing to do with actual gates 😂. It all started with the Watergate scandal. Since then people have added the last four letters of Watergate to any real or supposed "scandal". That's a weird history for ya.

[@allisongross2946]

@@ladydiamondprisca Remember pizzagate? These fricks still believe it.

[@ladydiamondprisca]

@@allisongross2946 lmao! That was a waste of the DC Police's time.

[@tthappyrock368]

In the Watergate scandal, Watergate was the luxury Washington DC hotel where the 7 men who were trying to bug the offices of the DNC (Democratic National Committee) lodged. The DNC headquarters were in the same complex as the hotel. Now, the suffix "gate" has come to mean scandal.

[@dontaylor7315]

@@tthappyrock368 Perfect summary.

[@stefanth8596]

Not an American so I don't know how this works time wise. Do Fox news launch an idea and iterates it until Trump catches on to it and reiterate it. Or is it Trump who gets an idea and Fox takes it and iterates it? Who is first, Trump or the Fox.

[@11pauz]

Its literally both, they take turns.

[@alyjulmim8447]

According to Abbott and Costello, Who is on 2nd and what is on first. Greatest comedy scene in American cinema.

[@talon9924]

Thank you for bringing much needed humor to situations that are just heart breaking examples of how far America is from what it could have been. Being able to laugh despite the stupidity, ignorance and hatred has brought a drop of relief to my weary soul.

[@andiward7068]

He has two settings, "shame on them" and "it's the best/biggest/greatest ever"

[@oliviaturner7388]

Andi Ward You forgot, “it’s a disgrace!”

[@roystonmason9125]

THATS really good

[@johnwhitson8015]

The paint job on Trump's face becomes more cartoonish every day.

[@roystonmason9125]

A RAVISHING BEAUTY

[@johnbarbosa153]

Maybe it’s just me🤔 don’t these people know everything they say can be looked up for ever now. Every lie they tell

[@bonfacewambugu7109]

Jail:where will all the winners send all the losers I felt that.

[@BryanWong]

It's actually scary to think that millions of Americans take Fox seriously. It shows what level of intelligence they are.

[@sassyjintheuk]

HAPPY to help Trevor. I fear it may be years until this virus is behind us. Praying for my sister and for my Best friend who bothe work 12 hr shifts in ICU in Miami head on with covid. For all those like the. All those trying to help. Be gr8 if all that campaign money was redirected to hi stop covid. U r awesome. Sarah from the UK.XXX💕💕💕

[@solehsolehsoleh]

Speaking of something that doesn't exist, just because of one big person mentioned it once.

[@tumisechriss]

Trump supporters are basically incapable of understanding. They blindly follow someone who doesn't care for their kind.

[@JustinBenjaminOnline]

She's not "Progressive Insurance lady". She has a name, "Flo".

[@userunknownx]

Yep, that's why it's Flogressive Insurance!

[@rachelgarber1423]

Ikr, I kind of like those commercials, and Jimmy with his delusions

[@TheloneWolf123]

#flogate

[@Matsuri_Arinsu]

0:42 "we will continue to peel back the onion" .... she knew its onion. when you peel it, well nothing inside. its empty.. hahaha

[@sexypeach1891]

Y’all know the world is losing its mind when gang leader are distributing food and supplies rather than product

[@daniellescott477]

Literally just said the same to my friend!😲

[@mildredbryant8156]

Trevor, TRevor. TREVOR!!!!!!Stoooooooooop.....laughing has given me COVID19.....seriously, thanks for making me laugh. You are funnier than SNL with an audience, or late night with those Jimmies or Steven....

[@Shitor603]

This guy is so good. Goddammit. Keep it up my man. Love from 🇬🇭

[@4IN14094]

Did anyone having a headache whenever news anchors shouting "BREAKING NEWS" then tell the dumbest of political news of the day?🤕

[@steviebvee]

The tan suit Was the only thing they ever had to whine about, And i thought it looked great

[@uknowitliberty6373]

Dezi's best performance EVER!!

[@thebonniemonroeshow3708]

That girl had me ROLLING with that fox-plaining. lol

[@janemuthoni1080]

Why I am finding out just now that Trevor Noah is single....seems like there is still hope...huge crush

[@allankiplimo9752]

🤣🤣🤣😍

[@jasonbuker76]

You do know he plays for the other team right?

[@antonellacastro376]

Trump is immune to common sense; his view of testing proves this.

[@kindredspiritzz66]

im single and if youre hot im all you need

[@shespies1412]

He just purchased a multi-million dollar house and he's living in it with his girlfriend.

[@mariankushigbor9605]

It is only me or does Desi look and sound crazy I guess she's doing her job well then lol😂😂😂 good job

[@topiarygarden8551]

call her Miss Blow Job Lips. The DUMPF loves her!

[@judymsomi2480]

One of the most humorous and vital Dailly Show.

[@awesomepotatoes3744]

Obama is right now in quarantine wondering to himself what Obamagate is and when Trump might actually start doing his job.