What The Hell Is Going On With 'Global Waming?'

[@mroceans8336]

Left: Separate church and state Right: Separate science and state

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

America, where a climate change denier can become president and an evolution denier can become vice president, but an atheist is simply too radical...

[@TwoAPTMLMusicProductions]

@@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 This comment is underrated.

[@trentonmcclintock7836]

what a trash delusional comment.. which side denies the entire field of biology? it ain't the right...

[@Elephantstonica]

Lostin Thegarden Erm, technically there are no opposing sides only people with particular views on individual issues. That said; you throw out this unsubstantiated premise that those that are predominantly left of the centre on most issues deny the entire field of biology? How’s that exactly?

[@trentonmcclintock7836]

godscop999 yeah you're right. it isn't the left. i myself would probably be considered left-leaning...It's only a small segment of people who self-identify as leftists and/or progressives who deny the validity of biology. examples: belief that a man can become a women, or vice versa. promoting the false idea that race/gender are only social constructs, i.e. that men are only men because they've been raised as men and not because they were born that way. denial that i.q. variance between races are at least partially based on genetics, or in some cases that the variances even exist at all, despite it being objectively true. documented, verifiable and repeatable across all geographic and socio-economic groups... need I go on? Maybe you haven't seen it but there are a small minority of "progressives" who would try and suggest that a person is bigoted in some way for even suggesting that these biological realities are scientific fact. I blame it mostly on establishment media, as they've been the primary source of misinformation on these topics.

[@toadjiang7626]

*"Last night was really really dark, I couldn't even see my manly huge hands. What the hell is going on with all those 'the sun definitely exists' BS?" - Donald the stable genius*

[@couragekarnga8735]

The thing that scares me is that I can picture him saying exactly those words.

[@danarzechula3769]

Haha! You should be writing for colbert

[@hazukichanx408]

Or how about this little gem from one of his supporters: "He hasn't been arrested, so he must be innocent!"

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

In a week or so we might actually be witnessing such a tweet from the deteriorating trump...

[@AugustRose]

Ugh! Open your eyes, Donnie!

[@TheOnlyDJChillWill]

That doesn't say Warming, it says Waming. From Urban Dictionary: Verb, To "wam", or to be inordinately embarrassed by the President of the United States for his idiocy. This level of "waming" is felt around the globe and is commonly referred to as "Global Waming."

[@alianbaba9330]

DJ Chill Will just like some KZbin experts who are trying to make trump smart or he makes sense out of his stupid statements like that stupid professor Jorden Peterson

[@the_real_breeso]

@@alianbaba9330 Don't even mention Jordan Peterson. It's quacks all around!

[@zachc349]

That was amazing, and totally worth scrolling the comments section for~!! xDDD

[@GreenerHill]

Very good! Maybe there should be a Global Warning - moron in White House!

[@845835]

This is what happens when your daddy was rich and you never needed to try when you went to school.

[@guybourassa8437]

If Trump's dad left his money to his children, why is it that the other siblings are not billionaires?

[@flightrisk7566]

@@guybourassa8437 We have no idea if Trump is a billionaire because he won't release his tax returns

[@845835]

@@guybourassa8437 How Donald took control of his daddies empire has been thoroughly investigated and explained: www.nytimes.com/2018/10/03/podcasts/the-daily/donald-trump-fred-trump-t Donald did not earn his way through any of education. His connections allowed him to skate through college and earlier schooling and avoid Vietnam.

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

@@guybourassa8437 guessing you might not remember when he filed bankruptcy and then ask that all the billionaires that knew him to loan him millions, and some of them did. Any idiot can hire a bunch of people smarter than him to get richer if he has enough money.

[@845835]

@@DTG_LOCKETT as his sycophants have been so vocal about pointing out Donald doesn't declare bankruptcy...HIS BUSINESS ADVENTURES DO! He then denies any fault of his own.

[@GhostStealth590]

Here in Missouri, the temp is -3F, with a windchill of -20F this morning... a week ago it was 55F, and this Sunday it’ll be 62F.... normal weather

[@Candyprincess971]

Watching from France your impersonation of Trump is hilarious, great job man.

[@randomsandwichian]

How has it been there, since same hemisphere and all?

[@mickarago]

@@randomsandwichian snowy right now in Paris

[@mr559]

Everyone has their own take on the impersonation, but Stephen has the funniest one when reading tweets.

[@Candyprincess971]

Ian Tan yes snowy in Paris which is not common. 🙂

[@j.b.lickums4032]

Thanks for realizing that not all us Americans agree with the Orange menace. Love to YOU!

[@dsmith9412]

I hope all the federal employees who have gone 5 weeks without pay can afford heat this week

[@KingOfMadCows]

Kingpin is sweating like he just heard the Punisher was back in New York.

[@sshza11]

Troof. Dood should drop politics and become Kingpin in the movies. Dummy.

[@alekz112]

@@sshza11 Nah. While he may look the part, Vincent is just too perfect for the role. It's like he grew up reading Spiderman, while moulding himself into the Kingpin just so he can be cast for the role someday. He fits that well.

[@nickymoloney4218]

No. It's Mulder! (And Whitaker is afraid of him.) Conspiracy! (Yeah. With Russia.)

[@lumitylover5783]

KingOfMadCows lol true 😂😂😂

[@chrisdavis7836]

Bucky Pinata issa joke lol

[@SamuelKAddai]

I actually felt sad when the Snow White bit ended... I could have listened to that for a least another 5 minutes lmao. I died, somewhat ironically, at “medical professional”.

[@priscillajimenez27]

I love when he does the dad from "To Kill a Mockingbird" too lol

[@judioregan4210]

Sheer brilliance! 😆

[@judioregan4210]

@@priscillajimenez27 - yeah. His Gregory Peck impersonation is sublime. 😆

[@jamied.9284]

😂😂😂😂

[@bobzter434]

Your forecast: Extreme low temps in the midwest US, extreme highs in Australia, extreme idiocy in Washington.

[@michaelpondo6324]

Stormy just blew in from the north. Glbal warming is freezing our asses off

[@bobzter434]

@@michaelpondo6324 Ask Stormy to bring a magazine and she'll keep asses warm. Forget about brains though - those are stupefied frozen despite how *globally* warmer gets.

[@Auriam]

I don't think Trump has to worry so much about cold weather... It's going to be pretty hot where he ends up.

[@lockergr]

Auriam I truly wonder. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, but it would be nice to see him have some true consequences for his overtly ignorant decisions. I don't believe that this man can't or doesn't comprehend climate change. He says what he wants to get what he wants. He is deplorable.

[@titochdry1150]

Isn't Russia prety cold.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Nothing is colder than the marriage between Trump and Melania.

[@tiki_trash]

It's enough to snap your junk off.

[@mayonggak5779]

That's why i want to marry my daughter Ivanka instead

[@JC-mf4uc]

Meh, Bill and Hillary come pretty close

[@ansmith6871]

LOOOOOL

[@RCmack]

That marriage is colder than the -60 wind chill that's expected to hit parts of Minnesota.

[@jamesburgess2k]

Meanwhile in South Australia, they broke their hottest temperature that was just set last week at 115.8°F. It was so hot, that some bats were falling out of trees dead. The fact that the wildlife in *Australia* is dying of heatstroke, should be alarming. The world doesn't revolve around our hemisphere, Trump.

[@dminter1234]

Go spend a summer in Arizona, then talk about how hot it is :)

[@jamesburgess2k]

@@dminter1234 I live in the deep south and I'm well acquainted with the heat lol

[@RinTrickandTreat]

@@dminter1234 In Arizona, it's a dry heat. Where I live in Aus it's both extremely humid and reaching temperatures like 110°. There's a much bigger risk of heatstroke + death when it's like this, and it feels so much worse. There's a town nearby where all the houses are underground because of the heat.

[@sailorplanetmars6103]

There are also myriad other climatic differences. The desertified area in the south is nowhere near as large, relatively speaking, to the desertified area in Australia. Note also that those temperatures are being recorded in South Australia, and the climate reverses over the equator - the further south you go in Australia, the colder it gets. Seeing those kinds of temperatures in Adelaide would be the rough equivalent of seeing temperatures that hot in the centre-to-southern of Washington State. And any heatwave significant enough to kill native wildlife is significant enough to warrant investigation.

[@janeseamore1370]

yes that happened last year. they broke their heat record at the same time Maine went to I think 30 below windchill. same day. about a year ago. its because we have heated the earth to the point of fracturing the polar north vortex. it is cracked from heat and this cold is arising from there. beyond cold air, there are lots of organic gasses trapped in ice we have not had in our environment- like free form, airborne Mercury particulate. that could kill us all. we have to do something. if everyone stopped eating meat today, tomorrow our carbon would be reduced by half. half. that's only 2% less than all the cars, trucks, trains, planes of the world combined--- the meat industry per day creates 47-48% of the carbon on this planet. peace

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Global Whamming: George Micheal's revenge from beyond the grave

[@robertnett9793]

I am honestly confused now. What would be the worse fate for humanity? Global warming - or 'Last Christmas' on continous loop?

[@briangruenewald7536]

4c1dr3fl3x He’s trying to wake us up before we go go

[@coolpoolshark]

@@robertnett9793 You gotta have faith.

[@robertnett9793]

@@coolpoolshark : No. The moment Wham plays on continous loop, I abbort the experiment here and fly back to my homeworld. I mean - it was fun while it lasted. But that's just too much.

[@elanacurl]

Miss him 😪

[@throwmeaname]

Donald trump logic: If world hunger is real. How am I full? Hrrmmmm???

[@robainscough]

LMAO ... oh that's a good one, keeper.

[@SkolneyVikings]

"I just served a whole table full of.hamberders. How come these so called hungry people can't find their own hamberders? They must be lazy."

[@throwmeaname]

rogerskolney, I know your comment is supposed to be sarcastic, but Wilbur Ross, US Secretary of Commerce, literally made a similar comment regarding furloughed government workers. SMH

[@wetbobspongepants]

trumps brain In his left brain there’s nothing right In his right brain there’s nothing left

[@fluffmcmuff6801]

The temperature has been fluctuating dramatically. I remember when January used to be below freezing the entire month & not bouncing back & forth from subzero temperatures to 60 degrees in the matter of days.

[@pamelacass9642]

Yep. Here in Ahia, we're going from -8 today to +50 by Saturday. WTF???? Shorts with boots and a down coat?

[@samburnes9389]

It’s -50 today in Minneapolis and it will be up to 40 on Saturday

[@notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232]

@@pamelacass9642 We've really fucked things up pretty badly. It's going to get much worse and future generations won't even realize that this is abnormal.

[@Mistacole]

Stay wam everyone!

[@katieg7092]

Don't forget the pets too.

[@phyllishahart6111]

MIke Cole I’m about to wam up right now

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

And don't forget your morning covfefe

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

@@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 A cuppa nice, wam covfefe; ahhh! - what could be better...

[@joonasfi]

Wam - Wake me up before you covfefe

[@NewMessage]

As a Canadian in the middle of what we call a cold snap... Enjoy your shorts weather.

[@caroldenino9092]

We are used to it!

[@Vicki1930]

New Message and here in the Lower Mainland of BC.🇨🇦 it’s been a balmy 8C and daffodil bulbs are coming up and so are the snowdrops. The only snow are here is at Whistler.

[@toluadeyemi9049]

New in Canada here, windchill of -51c today in Winnipeg. WTH have y'all been dealing with?!

[@sistercloud8277]

@@toluadeyemi9049 A lot, honestly. 🤣 In Southern Ontario, we just got hit by a little snowstorm, so buses for both high school and elementary students got cancelled, as well as exams for some schools. It hasn't been this bad for a while, but a couple years ago, we got so much snow that it was up to my waist when I went outside for a walk! My friend and I got stuck several times, but it was fun.

[@wills7355]

No snow here on the east coast really either, shoveled once a few weeks ago, I'm more enjoying hearing the less informed preaching end times and ice age from god. I'll take this ice age over a typical ns winter any day.

[@Windupchronic]

Easiest way to remember it is that climate change means the hots get hotter and the colds get colder. People hear "global warming" and think that means everything gets hotter. They don't understand it's referring to a hothouse effect, not the actual temperature.

[@janeenharris3074]

Global Warming! We just had a week where every day was between 102 and 120 degrees F! It isn't normal. The Northern Hemisphere is having unprecedented cold and the Southern Hemisphere is hot enough to cook your dinner on a rock. Lets just settle for the term climate change.

[@elgieswift3498]

janeen harris, what misery! Yikes. My part of the world has been fortunate with moderate weather, but I fear our time is coming. We've been having mild summers with enough rain, and tolerable winters with minimal snow and not too many days below freezing. Area is also full of trump supporting republicans, so don't envy me too much. And of course our good weather keeps them totally unaware of climate disruption. The ignorance hurts.

[@janeenharris3074]

@@elgieswift3498, there's no excuse for ignorance here unfortunately. In the north there's floods in places that never flooded, a massive fish die off in the Murray-Darling River system,and I do mean massive, and more than 7 days in a row of extreme heat. Last weak the mortality rate rose 13% just because of the heat. Winter was mild and dry but the rains are coming in summer making it humid and oppressive. We're just starting to get fires and they're big ones. Tasmania is burning as we speak. Conservatives are even deserting their political party and standing as independents with climate change as a big part of their platform. Australia is the most vulnerable place in the world when it comes to climate change, and it's becoming obvious to us that it's too late for debate, it's here.

[@elgieswift3498]

@@janeenharris3074 We had the massive fish die off during our summer along the Gulf coast in Florida due to red tide and algae blooms, floods, fires, but I'm sure you know because unlike the USA, you guys keep up with the rest of the world. I try to, but have to search like BBC, and the YT channels from Australia, Canada. I'm in the abrupt extinction camp, because it's gone too far now. But can't we at least try? Without government, I mean intelligent government, not what we have right now, we have no chance. As individuals we can do our part, but unless we are given more options that as individuals we can't control, we are doomed. I hate to hate, but I hate trump and his enablers with every fiber of my being. Capitalism has it's good points if highly regulated and combined with socialism, but it went completely out of control with the amount of money and destruction the fossil fuel industry was allowed, still allowed. To cover up what science predicted since the mid 1800's, and especially in the 1970's makes this agnostic hope there is a hell and it burns like a never ending seam of coal Murray couldn't get to. I hear many of our billionaires have bought land in New Zealand so they can fly in their private planes to get away when the dirty masses of middle class get angry at not having food or fuel and everything comes to a grinding halt. Or they have underground bunkers with 5 years of supply. But republican voters here will still vote for those who won't tax the rich, because "they earned that money." Yes, on our backs, and on the back of this planet. Yes, I ranted. It's below freezing here, but not by much. I wish I could share my cool air with you. Better give the birds some water that's not ice, while I still have birds...

[@janeenharris3074]

@@elgieswift3498, New Zealand seems a funny choice to me. They won't be very welcome there. New Zealand is a very inclusive place when it comes to their indigenous people, asylum seekers, immigrants but not nazis.

[@cattoolady5144]

@@janeenharris3074 yes as a fellow Aussie I am enraged my climate change deniers. Come to Australia I say. We are seeing some of the worst effects. Take a tour of the eastern states alone and you will see the devastation of climate change. We need action, I agree!

[@IzDiaries]

Yeah, it is stupid cold out. I walked out of work tonight and it was like icy knives to the face, and I work in and out of a freezer all day. They've cancelled school here because of unbelievable windchills and they're telling us they won't penalize us if we don't show for work tomorrow (I was off anyway.) I am in my comfy jammies with my hot chocolate at the ready and I plan to stay in the house with the cats.

[@rgwak]

Dear t'rump supporters, This is the guy you thought would be a good president? 😁😆😅😂🤣, America

[@confucius12012]

So you are 3 years old?? I don't get it.

[@kimberlys8422]

This is why I voted for _Crooked Hilary_ 🤷

[@sk70091]

Similar sentiments from Finland.

[@LD-qj2te]

Ro G what’s scary is they still love him!!

[@nicolascage8745]

We’re winning in America and you’re jealous you don’t have a trump. Tell the truth.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Whitaker looked about as confident, calm and comfortable as the White House physician Ronny Jackson did, when he informed us that trump's overall health is " excellent "... !

[@kimberlys8422]

Great point! What a creep. You have to have 0 dignity to work for the Clown-baby administration

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

@@kimberlys8422 A super creep. - And now I have Bowie's Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) on my mind :)

[@MrLadyjazsjunk]

@@kimberlys8422 You do understand that if nobody works for him then nobody can help keep him in check. Right?

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

@@MrLadyjazsjunk Anyone helping to keep trump in check would be working for the country, and not for him. Are there any of those left, though...

[@veronicabaynard1969]

I cannot stop laughing at the truth of this comment. Best comment of the day!

[@sarapulford5957]

OMG !! Can't last outside ? Just the place for a rally for your President.

[@simoncantley665]

Can you send some chill down to Aus? It was 118°F the other day.

[@jaelynn7575]

Sure! Here ya go, take some of mine b/c the cold woke me at 5am. It's chilly in my flat. Old house. Hey wanna come here and swap apartments for a week? l always wanted to go to Australia! I'm not too far from Chicago, but in a way better city!

[@simoncantley665]

@@jaelynn7575 Yeah im keen for that! Just a few things. It hasn't rained here for 50 days. No need to pack clothes just thongs (flip flops), bring 50+ (120+) sunscreen, if you see wildlife like koalas give them some water. Also If there is a big spider in the house, its okay they're harmless, they kill all the other pesky bugs.

[@leandabee]

@@simoncantley665 😂😂😂 I Aus too.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

That something like the trump is the "president" of the USA is just completely covfefe!!!!

[@mrs.t3669]

Trump just keeps on giving and giving and giving to Colbert. 🤣🤣

[@aholland27]

He's better fodder than even ol g-dub bush was

[@LIYW]

Colbert wouldn't have a job without television. Late night show is a sham.

[@whiteowl4097]

"Strong enough for a man, made for a toady." I love it. LOL.

[@pinkcloud5046]

Poor animals outside

[@PillarsOfHeaven]

Lots of worrying articles recently that these changes are going faster than expected. More melting in the last hundred years in Canada than the at 140,000years, Greenland ice sheets melting as unprecedented rates which also means more methane release (positive feedback), increasing ocean acidification, fish stock die offs, VERY severe insect population declines and thus avian decline. We have really fucked our ecosystems up and kind of deserve what's going to happen. But keep laughing, it won't be our families, right?

[@rainydaygirl57]

Attorney General Whitaker aka Uncle Fester without the light bulb.

[@danarzechula3769]

Or the charm

[@mlfeathers7527]

That’s funny.

[@sassora]

Dude. Literally second graders understand the difference between weather and climate.

[@oceanicbloom1407]

R S I think they may have actually received a proper education, you know unlike that thing they call president...

[@shannonfern6051]

Out here in Minneapolis.. they only cancelled classes in the afternoon today because that's how hardcore these Minnesotans are.

[@onomatopoeia162003]

well no postal service and schools are closed. idk if it's the same up in the cities though.

[@kihlos2768]

Watching from San Diego. It’s perfect here. Stay warm fellow citizens.

[@thatonedog819]

Windchill is -59 f in Batavia Illinois right now. My university in Wisconsin didn't even want to cancel. The student senate ended up sending a letter with nearly 5,000 signatures from students and staff as well as a statement from the governor and senator. We were the last university to cancel and I really thought they wouldn't.

[@soulsearcher9620]

Humanity is on the tipping point. Extreme temperatures, and broken governments. Welp. we're all gonna die.

[@JoelDJohnson1986]

And a third world war which will likely wipe us out.

[@RCmack]

I saw this post and I thought at first it said "Hannity is on the tipping point", meaning FOX News' Sean Hannity. Yes, Hannity would be on the tipping point because he's a FOX News tool and he sucks so much. But this is what happens when i'm on here while I'm half asleep. Humanity looks like Hannity to me.

[@wynstansmom829]

Tipping Point...Yes! Malcolm Gladwell is my favorite professor and "the guy who could be Brian Grazer's Brother from a Jamaican Mother and Canadian Father"...ya see it, mon?

[@titochdry1150]

Not me. I'm already dead. Hello from the other side. It's a perfect day to be in hell.

[@lisaspikes4291]

We may be too far gone already. Unless things change dramatically and change right now, I don’t think we have a chance.

[@whatthehess3691]

Stephen Colbert is the best host!

[@mayonggak5779]

Very bias, sad!

[@mayonggak5779]

@@sshza11 Cause i have nothing better to do!!

[@jona2840]

Mr. Clean does look worried that the WH collusion mess can't be "cleaned" up by the DOJ.

[@tallyh6992]

Keep going Stephen! You’re doing a great job. You make the news in this insane era of politics a little more tolerable.

[@heatherbleu5370]

Build the wall and put Trump, Stone, and all his lackeys inside

[@sshza11]

It's coming. 4 wall jail cell.

[@kimjonglongdong3481]

Idiot's

[@bufutootoo4533]

@@kimjonglongdong3481 Funny that you can't even learn what the point of an apostrophe is....

[@kimjonglongdong3481]

@@bufutootoo4533 spellcheck

[@JosephGibson]

You mean people's lives destroyed and put through hell, for what? On the other side, people pleading the 5th and cannot remember.

[@courtneyfleischman2338]

Did he disable autocorrect on his phone or something?

[@oceanicbloom1407]

Courtney Fleischman I believe it’s set to Russian

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@oceanicbloom1407 -- I regret that I have but one thumbs-up to give for that comment.

[@iDGF999]

Honestly, I think he uses a desktop computer to tweet.

[@julianrose9883]

@@iDGF999 Nah most of his tweets come from an iphone. It says what type of device was used to post the tweet if you pull it up. I guess late night shows usually crop that part out.

[@williamcarlos1179]

What's disable is his brain

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yeah, here in MN, it was minus 13 with a windchill of -53. I hate winter passionately!

[@onomatopoeia162003]

I hate it when humidity in the summer happens. it's a love/hate relationship. Just like that phrase goes. There is only 2 seasons in this state and it's winter and construction. lol

[@ad2094]

I'm in Kirksville, Missouri. Everything has been shut down from 11 pm Wednesday to 8 am Thursday 😭. Even before everything shut down it was misery to walk outside. The snow doesn't even crush underneath your feet its frozen stiff.

[@scottrowe533]

"Forget the masculine toilet, [Whitaker] needs to invent a head anti-perspirent. I suggest 'Keeping the President's Secret'... strong enough for a man, but made for a toady." Hah! 😃

[@saschastevens256]

just for the fuking record, you progressive braindead droolies, the farmers almanac said that the second half of this winter would be incredibly cold down to the gulf of mexico the same science farmers use to predict this cold snap a year ago, NASA uses to determine we are heading (BACK) into an ice age (WHICH WE TECHNICALLY NEVER LEFT) do youthink millionaire talkshow hosts necks snap, or do they dangle there until they asphyxiate? Is hanging people who lie to the masses for profit immoral?

[@michaelstone3025]

S Rowe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stephen

[@Nileshpandey0907]

I like this show very much... I dont miss any single video lots of love and support from india.

[@jayfolk]

🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@mattatk92]

Boooo

[@ankitaaarya]

You're shame to nation

[@utkarsh2746]

@@ankitaaarya Yoooo wut? Who're you trying to shame out here little boy?

[@Nileshpandey0907]

@@jayfolk 🙏🙏

[@Dinie09]

That one guy who dislike but didnt even watch the video

[@mayonggak5779]

That's me!

[@RCmack]

Trumptards that are equally as unintelligent as "Global waming' Trump are the ones disliking this video.

[@dennisloose5414]

-60°F = -51°C for normal People 😜

[@titochdry1150]

@ that level, no one's normal.

[@Marco48375]

Damn, I figured it was like -20 in normal numbers. That's extreme!

[@sirius4k]

Man, that's.... a bit chilly.

[@ericplumhoff9208]

-60°F = -51°C for all people. Its math. If you're going to take a swipe at those who haven't adopted the metric system try to be clever.

[@GoldSag1]

Its one thing to be thought of as a fool, but to open your mouth and remove all doubt is tragic. Trump's tweet is so nonsensical that I can't even laugh.

[@wetbobspongepants]

Hey... Ya voted for a clown and Ya got the whole damn Circus!

[@amuletk]

Thank you Stephen...you are appreciated. I'm in Chicago!

[@onomatopoeia162003]

southern MN here. warmer weather will be coming back Friday.

[@jv-td2fl]

in most interviews iv'e seen the phrase "global climate change" is preferred to "global warming" to avoid confusion.

[@ShawnMcKenzie-CP]

j v -also to avoid the facts

[@Lightwolf234]

Shawn McKenzie No it ain't.

[@NeverSayDie1985]

It hurts. It literally hurts. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@aaliyahmuhammad9073]

I’m in Chicago and I saw people outside my window WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE TODAY. One word. Maniacs.

[@jrnew1378]

In 25 years from now, when people is forced to live underground, that tweet will be a meme in schools.

[@K4Z4Y]

"If death is real why aren't we all dead?"

[@michaelpondo6324]

Stormy just blew in from the north.

[@SixDeadMice]

"Why are they called fingers if they don't have any fins?"

[@fishmansf4]

Here in Minneapolis we were supposed to start our second semester of school this week but we don't start till Friday.

[@mikeconley9590]

The mail delivery has been canceled because of the cold in a few states. That says a lot.

[@RCmack]

Cancellation of mail delivery has nothing to do with global WAMING. For everyone affected by the historical level cold, good luck and my prayers are with you!

[@ValerieJNorse]

Rachel Maddow tonight said (this is a paraphrase, but it's close): When you've lived in North Dakota and you've delivered mail in February your whole life, and one day the office calls and says not tomorrow, it's too cold -- that's BAD.

[@titochdry1150]

All it says is people don't use usps anymore. Internet doesn't freeze over.

[@actionhiro4222]

The Dairy farmers in Wisconsin are Feta up real Gouda with this cold weather.

[@spookycarrie4403]

We are also Feta up with these Cheesy Republicans too.

[@ihatehipsters9678]

I Cam-em-bert this cold weather any longer.

[@Peter_S_]

That was very cheesy.

[@jayzenitram9621]

Go to your room. You're grounded and are forbidden to tell a joke for two weeks.

[@actionhiro4222]

@@jayzenitram9621 You are un-brie-lievable and Whey off base !!!

[@davidedwards3361]

tRump want's global warming, tell him about Australia, were suffering record high temperatures. I would love that cold. It was so hot the other day, my air conditioner stopped cooling.

[@anna-flora999]

As a German, I'm horrified by both temperatures

[@thecarbonprop]

Hope you all get some relief soon. I couldn’t handle that heat.

[@lazebrowneyes]

"And If death is real, why aren't we all dead?" OMG I wasn't ready for this train of thought...

[@veronicaachebe2632]

Scientists: Global warming is becoming worse and we have to do something. Drumpf: But it's good when it's cold.

[@ayjaybay93]

The audible gasps from the audience at 0:48 were hilarious. But in all seriousness nobody is ready for that kind of cold. It hit single digits in my area last week and I could not handle it, I forgot how cold it could get. I’m used to at absolute most 10 below, but 50 below?!?! No.

[@danarzechula3769]

Alaskans think we're wussies...

[@melaniesonier]

That would be -45c and -51c. We had this on Monday, Welcome to Northeastern Ontario. Worst part school buses didn't run but school remained opened. We bitched, we complained, we kept going, no biggie 🇨🇦

[@lostbutfreesoul]

The man (Trump) doesn't even understand seasons, let alone climate....

[@nicholassalamone770]

It was 22 degrees today, but no wind. So it was nice! Greetings from Kansas!

[@rachel_sj]

Nicholas Salamone 22 above zero?!?! You guys are lucky

[@nicholassalamone770]

Lack of wind chill.

[@onomatopoeia162003]

send it here to MN. Won't be til Friday.

[@titochdry1150]

Don't rub it in. We're not in Kansas anymore.

[@jonasprice265]

It’s soooo cold here in Wisconsin

[@joannehodge2038]

Please be safe.

[@kingcastle2000]

When will he learn to wait a minute for the applause after the introduction??? 😂

[@notsure1969]

Just when you thought our Commander in Tweet couldn't say anything dumber.

[@ValerieJNorse]

I like "Commander in Tweet." That's good.

[@titochdry1150]

I never thought that...I just wait 10 mnts. and there it is something drumpher.

[@Cypresssina]

I'm so glad Trump is so well informed and intelligent. /sarcasm off

[@jolypoly6743]

Currently living in Iowa right now.... College shut down Please send help :’(

[@WildwoodClaire1]

Australia recently enjoyed temperatures around 121 degrees Fahrenheit. Maybe Trump should ask the Aussies what the Hell is going on.

[@benh9350]

Just because weather is predicted doesn't mean it is all natural... This cold is probably a bit more extreme thanks to SRM tools and atmospheric heating. If you look at heat maps and divergent temps you'll notice that the Eastern US has been unusually cold while the rest of the world is frying and on fire. While climate change is real and geoengineering efforts are real, not hypothetical, what we are seeing and living with is an abrupt Climate Collapse. The record of insects and animals both terrestrial and aquatic that are dieing off is 1,000 times background. We are in a mass extinction event, we need to make the right moves or we will be gone in short order. It really is that bad, do some research if you aren't convinced, then get vocal about it and demand positive action.

[@arx754]

Benjamin: I'm an avid reader (of books). Can you suggest any fairly recent ones that cover the depth and breadth of all this? (And, yes, i absolutely believe that man-made climate change is very real and happening. And, i hate that so many insects and animals are becoming extinct; it's something I'm particularly interested in, so I follow all news involving that).

[@ZankuroMinazuki]

Wake me up before you Glo-bal, don't leave me waming on like a yo-yo. ... Y'know...Wham? Waming? Never mind.

[@theangelslayer400000]

I tried to take the dog out and he was having none of it. Wisconsin -26 right now, with -42 wind chill.

[@elgieswift3498]

It would freeze midstream! Doggie learn toilet real fast.

[@dianamay6017]

We humans can shelter in our homes, plants and animals can’t.

[@elliotjohns8534]

Its slightly surprising that in my part of Kansas didn't call us to school

[@PortfolioPL]

Kingpin here seem like someone who already read the report...

[@alterego1362]

Have a good day/night guys ✌️

[@clutchyfinger]

Republicans who dont believe in global warming are the same kids thats were still stuck in remedial algebra 1 senior year lmao.

[@ishkadish4813]

North dakota here.. I have only been working 9 hours a day out here in the oil fields.

[@vazak11]

Thanks for your work, ugh this is depressing.

[@maltew2475]

Why won't you keep talking about climate change Stephen? That's how you can get them! They are absolutely wrong about the biggest task we face.. if people finally get this, Republicans will have no chance to win anymore

[@elgieswift3498]

Malte W, you are so right! It seems like no one is talking about it, and the scientists that try to tell us how bad it really is, get discounted or disappeared or covered in dung.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Trumptards. Don't get "facts". All they want is pronouncements from the Orange Mushroom Headed Hitler .

[@SixDeadMice]

You would be right if justice was a real thing. People don't listen to facts if they see it as attacking their political ideology (yes I realise it's sad that global warming is counted as political. )

[@Chuck-PK]

The "deep commode" line should've gotten a way better laugh imo

[@Cascade_Failure]

I’m in Australia where currently we are setting new all time heat records for summer. We’re all buggered.

[@almondpotato9483]

1:26 This is the first time in history that Stephen Colbert got the audience to first laugh, then boo, and then do both at the same time.

[@abdimohamud5252]

Stay Warm people bundle the #^@:!%! up!!!

[@aholland27]

You misspelled wam

[@cathyallen3967]

Some Americans think Canada is always cold. We have four seasons and our winter is the same length as winter in Minneapolis but today it is minus 3.4 degrees here in Toronto and minus 60 in Minneapolis. That is crazy. What is happening to global warning indeed.:)

[@thephilosopher4719]

For Celsius people that around - 45 to -51 °C degrees

[@lisa_vxng]

said it before and will say it again: the written word seems to challenging so somebody get him to watch “the day after tomorrow“ thanks

[@peterkoinzell7983]

Lol Snow white testimony. I could have heard him tell the whole story like that. haha

[@this_connor_guy]

Watching from Chicago! My phone says it's -20 as of right now. I'm keeping warm!

[@DS-fr6xc]

I have tickets to see the show today! So excited!

[@christiangarcia9568]

I'm in Chicago right now... SO COLD!

[@dannmarceau]

"I've seen horrible things".

[@sominnesotan]

-52 with the wind chill last night in Minneapolis

[@jackiebeans2689]

Brilliant tonight! Many laugh out loud! Cat left in a huff! Well done!

[@TheIdeanator]

"and im your host Stephen COLDbert" I feel like you could have made that pun just fine my dude.

[@wilparsons2920]

That doesn't say global warming says global waming...

[@wynstansmom829]

Yes! and if I am write then his next tweet will also be missing more "R"'s...

[@DakinRinone]

I dont ever wanna hear new Yorkers saying its "cold" there.

[@michaelfrench3396]

Everyone confuses weather and climate.

[@N_Moli]

*G L O B A L W A M I N G*