Donald Trump Is Denying U.S. Intel And Reality

[@elephant_888]

The more I listen to Trump, the smarter George W. Bush seems in hindsight... and I find that fact very disconcerting!! Trump has simply taken stupid to new heights.

[@imperatorm.e.l.5162]

Yep

[@lorabetht9206]

💯!

[@semonerobinson8903]

Goodness it hurts

[@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961]

*lows IMO

[@kylenguyen7371]

George W. may not have been the smartest of our presidents, and I know I used to be very concerned for it. Credit is given where it is due, though; he's proven to be one of the most humble. For as much criticism as we can heap on Bush, he's by far a better human than Trump is proving to be.

[@1RungAtATime]

He wasn't kidding when he said he loves the poorly educated.

[@MrUmakemelaff]

Well, we ALL know he loves only himself...so he's not lying.

[@Chuy23199]

JohnnySixString lmfaooooooooooo

[@JosephNordenbrockartistraction]

I remember that rally. He said it twice with a salesman's open arms to make sure everyone in his powerful crowd size understood he meant it. Trump Trump Trump Trump......soooo presidential. We are all his toy now and yet, who's the one with the biggest red button ? Will someone please tackle that orange baboon throwing poop ? We've had our fun with him and this planet is not getting any cooler in reality ?

[@eedleate]

With all that wealth, how did private education fail him so bigly? I was tempted to name my great Dane "Bigly".

[@alpineglow8848]

The voting stats confirm that the feeling's mutual. However, it's more than a little creepy when the dumb ones agree with his world view AND he considers himself a genius, stable or not. Is believing the Earth's Flat, Evolution's - "Just a Theory", and Climate Change is Nazi Propaganda, a stroke of pure genius on Tramp's part? (Independent of all of it being total BS?). The mind reels!

[@Echosinfireify]

Colbert and bourbon are getting me through this administration

[@i___________i8472]

Madden Stewart Same.

[@MrAhmedalfares]

Madden Stewart Hang in there One day you’ll make it through, baby

[@krvys7226]

That's a lot of bourbon

[@IMSiegfried]

jagermeister for me.

[@danielgehring7437]

Me to-... wait, what day is it again? Thursday? Yup, bourbon.

[@debrabiderman4275]

The Emperor is not only naked he is stark raving mad.

[@Aenarion28]

The most hilarious thing about his supporters is a group of them have called trump "The Emperor" and made memes of him as the Emperor from Warhammer 40K...despite the fact that he acts more like an inept planetary governor who would've moved heaven and earth to get off planet the moment a hostile force invaded.

[@lafierechienne6921]

@@Aenarion28 He's an emperor,but a naked one.

[@Aenarion28]

@@lafierechienne6921 tell me about it. To call trump The Emperor is Blasphemy

[@whiteowl4097]

Give the nut bag his walls, and make them padded.

[@janethayes5941]

Lol! You said it best!👏👏👏

[@SarahG419]

😂😂😂😂

[@DarkReturns1]

Bravo sir, bravo 👏👏

[@larrypanus2385]

Excuse me. Vote Trump in next the election. Thank USA for you!

[@13times1]

@@larrypanus2385Would you mind trying again in English?

[@TheWheelchairGuy]

Who is paying for the wall? Mexico Mexic Mexi Mex Me

[@wazgod6306]

Top form sir 😟

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

us now apparently lol.

[@Kevin-jn8lq]

Nozy Tutor genius

[@Branfrazier]

clever

[@timm5362]

Who knows how to copy paste? Mexico Mexic .....

[@Chris-filosifer64]

“Call it whatever you want”... Okay, 🎶 Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off 🎶

[@BK-se6yh]

Chris filosifer good one!!

[@armyvet8978]

Should'nt be spending a dime on a wall that WON'T WORK!!!!!!! 40% of illeagal immigrants get here by air.

[@dHolbach77]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." 1984, George Orwell

[@DrownedInExile]

We've always been at war with Eastasia.

[@frowlinian8175]

Honestly though, that's kind of good advice... your eyes and ears are often mistaken on their own, and when the airwaves get filled with nothing but lies and slander then the best thing to do is ignore it all. If people ignored their eyes and ears we never would have had trump in the first place, the people in 1984 wouldnt listen to the propaganda and maybe theyd be able to think for themselves. That's what the main character did iirc.

[@BorisNoiseChannel]

. _"The state is gonna spy and keep files on each and everyone of you, indefinitely; where you go (licence plate registration on every freeway), what you buy, whom you talk to and what you're saying on the phone; what you mail and text about what to whom, when you turn on the heater at home (when you don't: you're either on vacation or plotting against the state in some unknown location, but, luckily we also got your cell phone records, telling us exactly where you are), cause we've just made all that totally okay, cause, well.... terrorists"_ ; George W Bush after 9/11 It's funny how the government only seems to get BIGGER (in spending, bureaucracy, spying on its own citizens etc. etc.) when the conservatives occupied the White House. (you know: cause they're supposedly all for a much SMALLER government)

[@drogynturalyon9914]

Describes the current democratic party to a T

[@BorisNoiseChannel]

@@drogynturalyon9914 It ain't them, ignoring science and calling everything they don't like _fake news_ , my friend (not a democrat myself, but the above seems pretty obvious to me. In fact, the democratic party is so utterly uninspired nowadays that they're hardly saying anything, let alone tell the people to not believe their eyes)

[@Metonymy1979]

Okay. I thought he was stupid, then insane but now... he's a full blown Maniac

[@travellingcanuck8243]

lol, Love your avatar, love Red Dwarf.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Wonderful. We have a madman in control of nuclear weapons. Oh gods help us!

[@dianaechevarria80]

🤣😂

[@randomsandwichian]

Nah, just a imbecilic nincompoop

[@wirelessg2010]

Lol....too funny😁😂🤣

[@jasonmoser8957]

Colbert is the best and skewering Trump - these are epic

[@nraketh]

Trump makes it too easy.

[@johnnywhite58]

he is and event though I like John oliver Steve deserves an Emmy

[@coltonreeder56]

I think Jim Jeffries could do a hellish number, but he's trying to avoid bringing him up because he's too easy.

[@kimjongfun5427]

"What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening." "The truth isn't truth." "Collusion isn't a crime." ...........Welcome to '1984' everyone!

[@ritacampbell3833]

Kim Jong Fun the name for that is gaslighting.

[@robertdavis4192]

Kim Jong Fun, im going to model a sex doll on your thumbnail

[@TheRogueWolf]

But we've always been at war with Eastasia.

[@dragon1130]

The difference is almost nobody believes the "facts" this fascist leader is spouting besides himself.

[@maxlehman9735]

holy shit dude, it's actually happening. Rejecting the facts only to substitute their "alternative facts".

[@imnotgivingmynametoamachine683]

Is this actually happening? Surely this is just some drug fueled nightmare.

[@transact69]

If it is, it's the mother of all bad trips. Which don't get me wrong, if it is, I'll take it over the alternative.

[@rustcohle6746]

You're in a simulation

[@roodick85]

I surely hope those chemtrails are real and put us in a nightmare..some say dream-like state. THIS IS NOT NORMAL!

[@shakiragilchrist1541]

I'm the 101st like

[@chattycathy8089]

I feel like I'm on acid and I don't even know what that's like!!!

[@NiecieSavo]

Syphilis is a scary thing.

[@jacquesblaque7728]

Ya thinking little-donnie's getting into tertiary phase of syph?

[@jlsc4125]

So, he wants a wall, but it's being built, but he's sending troops because there's no wall...but the wall is being built.

[@miapdx503]

@darknightoftroy He would tell you that Shrodinger has a very fine cat. A lovely cat, really. He's seen it many, many times.😏

[@snoopz2]

jl sc he is coo coo for coco pops, he really should be in an institution.

[@MrBswede]

Those big, scary caravans keep coming to the border where there is..... you guessed it...... a wall that’s already there.

[@ainumahtar]

The thing is that Faux news and the even crazier places like Alex Jones & the like cut and paste these kinds of things to seem reasonable. Kind of like the news outlets on the other side cut and paste to make him look even less sane than he is. If you look at the whole though he's still inconsistent, dangerous and insane, but yeah. Both sides amplify the shit out of everything.

[@joshsanchez4342]

Trump Derangement Syndrome is true. Im starting to feel like i am deranged every time i listen to him while he opens and runs his alternatively ‘fact-stater’ hole!

[@habkenubai8200]

The way people stand around him and smile like lunatics is frightening. He's like a supreme leader.

[@akinpaws]

They know he's going to take all the media attention, so they can do whatever they want with no scrutiny. He's their useful idiot.

[@sexretsoxiety4031]

😜

[@hereticpariah6_66]

Pences' adoring gaze (at trumpet) 'bout makes me wanna puke.

[@gmoney2103]

@@maxwellclemens5684 you're American? Americo Vespucci?

[@charlescascales647]

@@maxwellclemens5684 we all love America. That's why it's important to understand that Donald J Trump is a terribly dangerous and ignorant person to our country and the world.

[@chrismurray3224]

His cell mate will be calling him “Peaches” !!

[@lafierechienne6921]

Hahaha lmao!

[@judioregan4210]

Yeah. If there's any justice in this world, Trump will be put in a tiny cell with a huge Hell's Angel called Bubba, up to his eyes in beard and tattoos. He'll be pinching Trump's bloated orange cheek going, "Yoo gotta perty mouth. Yoo mah liddle puppy nah!" Ugh.. Bloody hell! Scared myself a little there. 😬🤢

[@vincentjoubert5514]

And their sex will be called peachy Dory!!!!?

[@chrismurray3224]

Judi O'Regan Yeah, I’ve actually thought of trump’s future “husband” as “Bubba” !! Donnie boy is gonna love this guy !! About 280lb, with a-- cut here-- tattoo on his neck !!! Those cells look pretty cramped !! I hope trump likes it against the “wall” !! One thing we do know. Donnie’s gonna be in demand by all the “best people !! “Come on Mr President, it’s executive time “ 🥵 !!!

[@chrismurray3224]

Vincent Joubert 😂🤣 Maybe they’ll have him do a little of 🎶My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like, Its better than yours, Damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge🎶 🤢. Oh, god !! Now I have that image in my head !! 🤮

[@nrx8684]

I love Stephen Colbert, he is brilliant 😀😀

[@daveroberts6884]

Wow a negotiator who uses threats to strike a deal. This is not a political solution this is a dictatorship.

[@jackson_stallings]

Haha dictatorship says the one who’s probably for socialism

[@Catergory5Hurricane]

@@jackson_stallings Lol, says the Trumpeter who supports Trump's collusion with Saudi dictators & who openly threatened to invoke "national emergencies" (martial law) in order to build his border wall, in violation of Posse-Commitatus Act of the US Constitution, and who supports a Venezuelan military coup in violation of the War Powers Resolution Act. Even John Bolton, Trump's national security advisor, admitted that Trump/Pence's support for Marduro's ouster was all about getting at that Venezuelan oil reserves. But go ahead, keep blaming socialism, since that's the only thing you're good at.

[@kitpalmer1583]

@@jackson_stallings derpy derrr

[@timages]

you asshole@@jackson_stallings

[@sbbs3534]

@@jackson_stallings yep democratic socialism for the win!

[@isuckatgaming7225]

I am not in US, but i'm a fan the show and i have to say the more i watch or read about Trump... The more he appears to the rest of the world as a totally insane person, even if you know very little about psychology, you can clearly the guy has issues...

[@affenket]

I suck at Gaming - I can only speak to my experience in Australia but everyone here could see he was a mentally challenged psychopath from the earliest days of the campaign and with every passing day it only gets sadder and sadder

[@AmbyJeans]

affenket I can remember being 4 and seeing his face on a magazine and he gave me the creeps back then. He just looks like there's something wrong with him. He's dead behind the eyes.

[@aj_sa1515]

Also he is THE issue here!

[@karriebelle49]

I suck at Gaming I'm not in the US either but watched him since the early 1980s it was clear he was a self entitled unhinged crook who no one has ever said no to. And he's just got worse with age . Both my parents had/have Alzhiemers and they are not like this. He's pure evil enjoying creating chaos and division.

[@bjornsantens9030]

Well I'm not in the US...looking at it from Belgium I say. WTF AMERICA WTF...UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE It's now become virtually impossible to lie more then he's doing now, every single word he says is the opposite off the truth. I mean waaaaaaw (but in a bad way). They should play this clip alone on a big screen in every town in a loop until a deniers are cured. I hear American media say only 37% supports him and I say...WHAT!!! ALMOST 4/10 BELIEVES HIM STILLL...COME ON, HE CAN'T BE MORE DISHONEST THEN HE CURRENTLY IS...

[@tommyt1971]

Lies, doubletalk, doublespeak, gaslighting... yup, this is definitely a Trump presidency.

[@andreafox9137]

Fox News: 2 Minutes Hate; all day, everyday.

[@CornishCreamtea07]

So the Wall is like Schrodinger's cat, it's built and at the same time not built.

[@nelsonclub7722]

Clever clogs.

[@andrewtodaro2874]

It just shows Trump is full of shit!

[@pdoylemi]

It's like the invisible boy from the super hero spoof movie "Mystery Men" - he can only become invisible if no one is looking at him. The wall exists until you try to observe it.

[@DaveGIS123]

Was the cat's name Peaches?

[@carlossibrian1053]

It's neither. Not until you take a look at it. Only then you will know.

[@kifayayusuf3106]

Gotta love Colbert!!😀

[@stellashepherd844]

Kifaya Yusuf I can’t listen to Trump without a Colbert filter.

[@rickdavis3593]

Explaining facts to Trump and his supporters, is like........talking to a wall.

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

@@maxwellclemens5684 Then try using real facts for a change instead of right wing alternative " facts" .

[@rickdavis3593]

@@maxwellclemens5684 You don't really get this whole rebuttal thing, do you Max?

[@pennyhollifield5055]

Rick Davis - Hahahahaha! So darned TRUE! 😅👍

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

@@maxwellclemens5684 That's ok, Max. Once you finish fourth grade maybe you'll understand.

[@pennyhollifield5055]

@@maxwellclemens5684 The term "alternative facts" actually came from a right-wing idiot, Kellyanne Conway. The ridiculous phrase "truth isn't always truth" came out of Rudy Giuliani's hypercrazy piehole. These are just a couple (of many) actual demos of how Trump supporters try to change facts, rewrite history, & blatantly lie to the American people. It is off-the-wall appalling.

[@anc2242]

Elect a clown, expect a circus

[@arjanstam78]

Elect a narcissistic sociopath and speed addict, expect a nightmare for a country that once was great; faster than you can say "bankrupt".

[@arjanstam78]

@Dale Hauk Yeah, Pennydumb. His wise twin brother is the clown.

[@DeWellstein]

Trump is a symptom.

[@elizabethhunley4020]

Nah, circuses are organized to a T, if this country was run like a circus we'd be pretty ok

[@davidlessard3741]

I love this!

[@Dave-bo8ry]

He left out the best part of Trump's rant, where Trump said he had stopped taking intelligence briefs and that he could do the job without any intelligence.

[@1959aak]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hunterbooth8319]

Love your "pun" on "... do the job without any intelligence." Yep! Spot on! 😎

[@Jestrath]

Seems like one of the truest things he has ever said lol.

[@ingridwheeler3180]

He''s proved that since day one.

[@amazed66]

Trump probably thinks intelligence briefs refers to the slot hole design to pee from.

[@NewMessage]

Even Jon is speechless... Wow.

[@kjamison5951]

Jon’s face was a picture!

[@snacktime2497]

Donald Trump: Time will prove me right, probably. No. No, it won't.

[@sprybug]

Anybody who knows anything about history, already knows it won't.

[@FerrickAnima]

Cadet Bonespurs lil hands: "Time will prove me right" Narrator: It didn't Directed by Robert B. Weide

[@chronobretz9511]

@@FerrickAnima narrated by morgan Freeman

[@EvilFookaire]

He should test his "time will prove me right"-theory with a burning candle and his nasty shrivelled scrotum... everyone else knows the candle will set that dried-out little raisin-bag on fire, so naturally he will insist that he can't burn. So, he will squat over the flame, and we'll soon enough find out if "time will prove him right".

[@thejack0fhearts43]

“Probably” is really not something any sane person wants to hear from a president.

[@emmapism]

He accomplished the military?? Oh America. This makes me very sad. Brought so low.

[@meganalicia5947]

Jon Batiste's face after calling the wall "Peaches" is priceless! LOL

[@baseball8z]

Has anyone considered that US intel groups aren't working for the interests as US citizens? And that they generate misleading reports to push a the globalist elite agenda and divide our nation and continue imperialism? Seems pretty obvious to anyone who pays attention. Assassination of JFK was a coup, and we are seeing the results of that.

[@meganalicia5947]

@@baseball8z The hell does the randomness of your comment have to do with Jon Batiste making a funny expression? Do you just want attention?

[@maggierezac5820]

@@meganalicia5947 Shots Fired! 🔫💥 Well done! Thank you for the badly needed LOL! Peace! 🤣😂✌☮💨💨

[@baseball8z]

@@meganalicia5947 I didn't watch the video, sorry if my comment doesn't fully relate. It wasn't directed at your comment. Just trying to reach people and spark thoughts. Much love

[@blue5d09]

@@baseball8z Your absurd conspiracy would necessarily include all the intelligence agencies from US allied nations, including Britain, France, Canada etc., all of whom have published assessments concurring with US intel. I suggest you pay attention.

[@leobabe72]

A few side effects of snorted Adderall: anxiety, agitation, hallucinations and delusions.

[@UsenameTakenWasTaken]

That's why you put it in your coffee. Trade the hallucinations for heart palpitations.

[@tankgirlspetdragon9225]

🍄rump needs to stop Smocking the Cofefe or he is gunna OD on Hamberders...

[@alexdasliebe5391]

Mistaking the film Sicario for reality falls under “hallucinations” or “delusions” ?

[@leobabe72]

Don't forget his most grand delusion of all...he thinks he's making America great...AGAIN.

[@amandawyllis9826]

I've smoked a lot of strong ass weed that's made me down right stupid but it's never made me this stupid! Jesus!

[@vfran838]

Colbert keeps me sane in the midst of crazy possession of our country by a lot of lunatics.

[@Lonewolfmike]

Agreed. If it weren't for him, other late night talk show hosts and credible news outlets, ie anything other than "Fox News", I would be going completely mad here.

[@Lonewolfmike]

Hey, look a Russia bot that calls itself Troi Aitkins. Trying to do its best impersonation Southern Racist White Supremacist so bad it hurt itself. lol

[@marcoferrer9652]

@Troi Aitkins Exit RED TROLL. Disregard.

[@marcoferrer9652]

@Troi Aitkins Exit RED TROLL. Disregard.

[@marcoferrer9652]

@@Lonewolfmike Roger that, playing to grammatical/spelling errors prevalent amongst 45 trolls.

[@becca5501]

At first, it was funny. But as time goes by, it's actually painful to see a US president acting like this.

[@arjanstam78]

What about it is downright scary.

[@prieten49]

Our Groper-in-Chief is stark raving mad. Straight jacket time and into a psychiatric ward.

[@bobdillion440]

Yep so mad he’s making one of the biggest trade deals with chine haha so mad be brought N.korea to the table for talks haha ye he’s mad isn’t he

[@Great-Tiger]

Trump is going down as the best president of all time!!!

[@bobdillion440]

Mike G amen 🙏

[@tandekangoma5715]

Stuart M. You damn right.... What is wrong with him.

[@slicker67]

Mike G You got the first part right: he’s going down....period! 😅

[@rhondasampson3109]

He is getting worse with his lunacy yet no one is doing shit about it!.

[@pennyhollifield5055]

@@sublime8728 Not true! His Cabinet could do something if they had the decency, intelligence and the guts to use the 25th amendment.

[@maineyor5343]

And THAT Rhonda, is the WORST thing about this MESS!!!!...WHY isn't he stopped, tied up, cell phone service cut off, etc etc etc?????????

[@oscargovantes6880]

@@maineyor5343 because the Republican party is enabling him. They still have control of the Senate and they will never move to impeach. I don't even think that if Mueller has hard core evidence against trump the Republican part of Congress would move against him.

[@maineyor5343]

@@oscargovantes6880 ...But WHY WHY WHY???...This isnt about politics anymore....the "man" is out-of-control, crazy, a liar, idiot,etc etc etc and DESTROYING this world and country!!!! STOP HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[@fatimaamerson8489]

Elite American society allows Trump lunacy because they benefit from the culture of white supremacy. Poor white folks need to realize that privilege and liberty are luxuries of the rich. # capitalist society # asylum is for purchase!

[@susanne5803]

He suggests to alternatively call the wall "peaches" so that everytime someone says "impeaches" he can wave it off as "they are just talking about the wall"...

[@actionjoe50]

now therses anoyher assholecomment

[@Quyzbuk86]

Why aren't you upvoted more?

[@Sindollx666x]

I was thinking something similar. It's probably what he hears in his mind when people even suggest his impeachment. Closely followed by circus music.

[@elcarto22]

I would just die if Pelosi would come out, with a straight face, and say 'NO money for Peaches!'

[@sandyhdez6460]

😂😂😂😂

[@lafierechienne6921]

Lmao!

[@sircouthcooch3881]

You know what would have been just as funny. If she would have handed out little peach snack during the hour long State of the Union.

[@drogynturalyon9914]

I you would actually. I would pay her to say it.

[@aussiepie246]

If this was real life, crazy grandpa would have been put in a home years ago.

[@cortez_d3352]

Aussie Pie 🤣🤣🤣

[@cambriolage778]

Shocker - it is real life...

[@nancywilliams918]

Lol to infinity and beyond...Now that was funny

[@Stolkmen]

the only thing I want to hear about trump and peach is that he is imPEACHed. Nuff said...

[@henryw4129]

Stolkmen, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.

[@faceoff3315]

*Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump*

[@henryw4129]

George Lewis, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.

[@brianallwood1330]

At first it was amusing but after 2 years the humour of watching this demented, deranged, petulant man child has faded. The damage he is doing to the world is intolerable..

[@utkarshg.bharti9714]

Actually, he's blurring the lines between allies and enemies. Right now, none of us really know what to do with your president. I honestly feel sad for your State Department officers who have to be on a firefighting mode 24x7.

[@Chief2Moon]

Brian Allwood I was sickened after 6 months!.

[@Chief2Moon]

Summit X I asked myself& others watching him campaign if he was TRYING to lose, by the stupid shit he said. Who knew we had so many idiots in the country?

[@ricochet4674]

If we had a competent president we could've dealt with the coronavirus like we did with ebola and kept it in the continent so it didn't turn into a pandemic and we could work on it from a distance. Don't know if that was possible with this disease but if he wasn't president we would've done fucking something!

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Is trump on a mission of driving us all crazy ?

[@ritacampbell3833]

camelshit yes. You got it in one! He’s mental. His kick in life is messing things and people, up. Then he stands back and laughs in the shadows, and later on, blames everyone but himself. He’s a disaster as POTUS. Big time. He’s got to go!

[@deliciousful]

destroying american for Putin. He's doing a fantastic job.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

@@ritacampbell3833 He d e f i n i t e l y has to go.

[@janethayes5941]

If he is, I'm there.

[@tsstevensts]

Too late.

[@biaedwards4025]

Totally insane: dementia + narcissism + extreme meanness is a wicked combination.

[@666Tomato666]

it's actually so severe that psychology has a name for it: malignant narcissism

[@carolinemorphis6363]

Thank you

[@ricochet4674]

+flat out stupidity

[@ricochet4674]

@@666Tomato666 shit that is actually Trump in a nutshell with that definition

[@cold_ay_]

Is... is he so bad at fact-checking that he thinks *nobody else* can fact-check either?

[@akinpaws]

Malignant narcissism.

[@staceylempiala3451]

😂

[@Hydelsius]

No one can fact check better than Donald Trump, believe him.

[@DanA-nl5uo]

He just thinks his base is so stupid they will believe him.

[@Joel-bh5xd]

Scott Robertson he’s got the best facts, beautiful facts, huge facts. People are saying.

[@tmseh]

Trump is very good at building things and not paying for them.

[@hanan6193]

How on earth did he became president🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Smingleflorp]

If there is one thing we can all learn from this, it is to NEVER underestimate the number of dipshits in America.

[@Ash-se6gh]

Bill Morris this ^

[@couragekarnga8735]

There are a lot of very stupid people in this country.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

The old fashioned way : lots of lies.

[@whiteowl4097]

Hanan all Americans are thinking the same thing right now.

[@romeomargot-picquendar1281]

"We're going to build a giant peach and James is going to pay for it"

[@jbusa6630]

@The Doomsday Channel shit if that was today, ice would put him in a cage

[@fanofjesus2414]

You’re so clever! OMG

[@blkcatzette]

Rpicquendar Tyui 😆

[@kaivickers166]

So Lincoln had the Gettysburg Address, JFK asked what you could do for your country, Reagan said to tear down a wall...and Trump said to put the wall up and name it peaches. Absolute consistency.

[@chrissiek8706]

"a brain" 🙄

[@miapdx503]

Yes, consistently stupid.

[@andreahood9465]

I could have lived happily without hearing Trump share his weird Pelosi fantasies. TMI

[@harrier1830]

@Ozzy Sprague that was just weird man😂

[@mrde0mrsai]

“Peach” is part of “impeach.” When he said “peach,” what was on his mind, “impeach?” Can’t help but wonder.

[@aliciatrottier3724]

It is far more probable that what was on his mind was an exotic dancer or porn star.. baha

[@donaldswamp2501]

Cobbler

[@deborahmulkey1627]

Is it code to Vlad for ..I'm ready for more orders, master...??

[@donnavorce8856]

I'm glad you noticed that too.

[@blue5d09]

I was a bit surprised Colbert didn't seem to pick up on that

[@Shel1021]

Who are the people he is always saying told him something? People in his head?

[@trudyzaldivar2439]

LOL

[@pennyhollifield5055]

YES.

[@Blackwolfufk]

Fox spews, Paula White, Pat Robertson, Vladimir Putin is a few of those that have the presidents ear.

[@jabalimohamed1983]

The real media not fake news

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Faux "news"

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

Trump should build the WALL out of Hillary's emails... Since No one can get over them 😉

[@alpineglow8848]

Send that suggestion to S. Vanity at Faux Nooz! They'll give this one every bit of ooomph! They've got! It sounds more plausible than anything I've heard so far...

[@nelsonclub7722]

Epic

[@chrissiek8706]

Buttery males 😏

[@questioneverything-rf3yf]

😂👏👏👏👏

[@jenniferschneider6952]

M. Rodrigo Lemus Rim shot!!

[@carolynmcmickle9742]

Mid pandemic December 20 21, here I am watching all the Colbert shows just to laugh every day for therapy. Unbelievable how prophetic and incredibly hilarious this man and his team are. Cheers and love to you all, I don’t know how I would get through without you.

[@richardblock2458]

People who support this guy should lose their right to vote and be in Congress.

[@selini52]

Richard Block this guy translates certainly Trump!

[@Wasserkaktus]

People who voyrd for Trump should renounce sufferage for the rest of their lives as penance for the damage they caused.

[@solenya4983]

@@Wasserkaktus Your mental state was irreparable before he took office.

[@CanItAlready]

Leave it to trump to grasp for something to call the wall and come up with a stripper name.

[@aliciatrottier3724]

Haha no doubt! Peaches. Loll

[@tankgirlspetdragon9225]

🎼🎶Millions of peaches🎼🎶

[@pennyhollifield5055]

Hahahahaha so very true & hilarious! Trump is such a putz!!

[@kaleidoscopeeyes1184]

Peaches is my cat's name. If Drumpf besmirches Peaches' good name I will tear that wall down brick by brick!

[@Greendalewitch]

So was the story James and The Giant Peach about a boy climbing a wall after all? ... Huh.

[@scottcarlass8887]

Oh man, Trump keeps getting stupider and crazier, and Colbert keeps getting funnier and funnier. If I could explain it through a line graph, I would.

[@billdoe9146]

You sound so much smarter there.. Scott carl'sass. Way smarter. I know you must be smarter than Donald John Trump, because you said that "The Country Divider" Colbert is funny. We need more smart people like you, educating us. Letting us know that the hugely successful Billionaire Developer and real estate tycoon on a WORLD SCALE is dumb, and getting dumber- everyday. Maybe you could use your superior intellect to win in 2020 and run our Country? That would be swell

[@claudiagiles5567]

@Scott Carlass 😂👌so true! Lol Same with SNL! Parodies and satire getting so good while our government goes up in flames

[@claudiagiles5567]

@@billdoe9146 lol are u for real

[@claudiagiles5567]

Uh huh...sureeeee Trump made all his own money..? He was born in a billionaire family, his success isn't his own. Besides, have you heard the man attempt to speak? LMAO go ahead and keep on comforting yourself with the hilarious belief that Trump somehow knows what he's doing leading the US. And if u love Trump so much, Bill, why are you watching this video of Steven Colbert mercilessly mocking him? Maybe to troll all the Democrats? You're almost as pathetic as our president, and almost as hilarious as this video.

[@clevername1349]

@@billdoe9146 cog·ni·tive dis·so·nance - noun PSYCHOLOGY the state of having inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially as relating to behavioral decisions and attitude change.

[@iambarnowl]

He's borderline incoherent. Makes half the shit he says up. Contradicts that half within a week at the latest. And people still love him. I've lost so much faith in this country and the people in it these last 2 years, I don't know if I'll ever get it back.

[@nickymarch2914]

Barnowl Hoots You summed up my feelings perfectly 😕😔

[@robbiejenkins3270]

Disinformation is necessary. Look closer. Our government is more than half corrupt and Trump knows all. He has the Clinton Servers and all . He knows about child trafficking,murders,tax payers money theft and racketing and money laundering. Wake up! Don't believe me?! Look up sealed indictments. Trump got that done..wake up.

[@arjanstam78]

"Borderline incoherent"?! I'd say he's completely lost in Adderallala Looneyland.

[@drogynturalyon9914]

Mexico has an open border go south and be with others who share your opinion. Wait out the next 6 years if Trumps Presidsency.

[@ricochet4674]

Me too. This entire country's identity is built on blind faithfulness and egotistical pride and I do not endorse such behaviors.

[@dasstigma]

I watched that whole Trump rambling on CNN. My Brain tried to turn into Fondue. (Yes, a cheese metaphor from a swiss guy)

[@mikebtrfld1705]

Stay neutral

[@Lord_Gumby]

You and me both, and I'm only 3 hours from DC.

[@dasstigma]

@@mikebtrfld1705For cryin' out loud, please google the definition of "neutral"

[@mikebtrfld1705]

@@dasstigma Switzerland is a toilet

[@dasstigma]

@@mikebtrfld1705 And I accept your opinion, fellow human being :)

[@srelativity]

"Factstate" sounds like something from Newspeak in 1984

[@maineyor5343]

THAT is the worst thing about that word....dump is bringing 1984 to life...my BIGGEST nightmare after I read it "centuries" ago in high school!!!!

[@auspiciousnkomo3071]

Trump people think exactly like him. Complement or insult, your take

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

It is sad, very very sad. Bigly tremendously sad.

[@GiratinaofFury]

If Mueller cannot drag the president out kicking and screaming, we need to send qualified doctors in to do it. The man is broken in the head, really badly.

[@SarahG419]

Colbert.. I ❤ your impersonations of Trump! We need as much comic relief as we can get with this catastrophic "President".

[@hellojari07]

insanity at its best

[@patriayvida4209]

I've just subscribed to your channel baby! Have a good day!

[@JonPais]

give me 5.6 billion for the peach or I'll close the gov't down

[@bjornsantens9030]

@@JamesHarris- he love's Putin to much 😀

[@sarapulford5957]

@@JamesHarris- : Not funny.

[@odettegordonyo]

Don Juan and the giant peach(-&

[@veecee3669]

Damn, Colbert, you had me howling with laughter. Excellent!

[@TankUSA]

Donald trump is like the fyre festival. All hype, all lies. #DumpsterFyre #DumpsterDonald

[@Chuy23199]

Tank lol good one 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@kpophalmeoni5429]

" If you don't give me my wall with my name on it" I will destroy this country!!!!!

[@semonerobinson8903]

People need to get this

[@meridiansnmotion]

Psychologists said he would get worse w time especially w the pressure of Mueller

[@olivetti1381]

7:33 Omg -- Jon Batiste found his comedy mojo.

[@bigblue6917]

I thought Peaches was the other porn star he paid off.

[@bjornsantens9030]

I thought it was a song from...the president's of the USA 😀

[@viddork]

I'm so innocent, I only thought of the Ice Age movies. (Which I assumed Trump was watching as research on climate change.)

[@fisherking7798]

Yeah Peaches Daniels 😝

[@jjjjjjjwithonej]

i thought the other whores he paid off were named "puddles"

[@philphillips1810]

My cousin Peaches is now tramatized. Now she won't come outta the closet.

[@justmyopinionsir3341]

Oh how will these immigrants ever get over this billion dollar wall? Umm i dont know maybe a $35 ladder..

[@sarahbollinger2658]

Just my opinion Sir saw, shovel, rope

[@justmyopinionsir3341]

@@sarahbollinger2658 And if all that fails.....Catapults

[@whiteblacklight9603]

No, no, didn't you hear Trump? They have superpowered tequilamobiles that can jump over the border!

[@Avenger222]

Trump suggested climbing the wall with a ladder and climbing down with a rope. Heck, if Trump can figure that out, then the immigrants sure as heII would.

[@ITRUTH213]

A plane

[@HaliPuppeh]

Donald Trump says things in front of live cameras, then forgets that he says them. Then when people play it back, it's fake news or is out of context. He's a man in his 70s with the memory of a goldfish.

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

Trump seems to have a major problem understanding how video works.

[@bunzeebear2973]

Sorry, even goldfish have a memory that remembers the electrode that "stings". For Trump that would be "Nancy"

[@chrissiek8706]

I am not a goldfish, i am not a goldfish, you are a goldfish!.. Did someone say fish and chips? - Donald, probably

[@MrPlooky]

he's the dog from, the movie "Up" "SQUIRREL!"

[@bherpaderp240]

The memory of a goldfish and the outward appearance of one.

[@MeatisMagic256]

"I accomplished the military" Sounds like when a Japanese game is poorly translated.

[@l.p.5900]

sadly true

[@meganteresa6204]

Ha

[@jbodden6977]

all your base are now belong us...

[@drewstaser9726]

Do we not have an military though?

[@gilliesuarez]

Why can't Trump build a wall with stone? Because Rodger Stone is going to be in jail the next 20 years.

[@ellieisoutside]

@15guinea - bm7m Ju Mj7hnnPin copied text snippets to stop them expiring after 1 hourSlide clips to delete themSlide clips to delete themSlide clips to delete themPin copied text snippets to stop them expiring after 1 hour

[@ellieisoutside]

How m Mj J k m ju Kim 7uu

[@jokerface7531]

*Trumpty Dumpty Need to go*

[@SarahG419]

Because he's about to experience a great fall 😀 and no one can ever free Trump again!

[@geoffaldwinckle1096]

Well... I mean, he is a total egg.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Trump Dumpty wanted a wall Trumptard Dumpty had a great fall. And all of the House And most of the Senate Simply refused ever to get it.

[@Stevros999]

That's your man Right-wingers ...... ooff lol

[@Wolverine1987]

Anyone who still supports Trump is clinically insane

[@Dj-uz6ot]

Amen

[@thomaspowell2612]

I'm not a supporter of his but stastically he has not done as awful a job as the media continue to perpetuate not every trump supporter is dumb

[@rockingv]

@@thomaspowell2612 So for an (at best) mediocre national performance ; you're willing to put up with this man who lies uncontrollably but not consistently, who without doubt has colluded with the Russians to the detriment of the USA. Who has not filed his tax returns as he expected to do. If that's your standard for POTUS then I'm sorry but in my eyes ......That's dumb.

[@thomaspowell2612]

@@rockingv well thats all opinionated once again I do not support him I just believe he cops unnecessary hate yes he does say and do some dumb things but he also does good as well which is not really accounted for by the media and with the Russia situation you can not definitively prove that they did interfere and rig the election provide me some concrete evidence that they made trump win

[@marcoferrer9652]

@AndyXP EVERYTHING.

[@shikhar.awasthi]

I'm not from USA but even I feel depressed watching this!

[@ValerieJNorse]

We'll work our way out of it, but thanks for the empathy.

[@shikhar.awasthi]

@@ValerieJNorse hopefully you don't have to wait till 2020. Best wishes!

[@Infernoblade1010]

This summer the heartwarming tale of one president and his great peach. Trump and the Giant Peach coming to a theater near you.

[@tubelev]

Should be „Mr. Trump and the incredible mega peach.“ Or „Trump and the i.m.peach“ for short

[@ThomasPanto]

trump can not tell the difference between reality and fantasy

[@Braamsery1992]

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[@miyuru07]

You all are in FANTASY land in a bubble. You don't know the reality or you can see the future a few decades ahead

[@maineyor5343]

@@Braamsery1992 la la la...one of my favorites!!!!!!

[@judioregan4210]

@@Braamsery1992 - Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. Open your eyes Look up to the skies And seeee... I'm just a poor boy.... Come on chaps, let's keep it going. 👍😊

[@maineyor5343]

@@judioregan4210 I would, but I dont know all the words!!..I can humm it to you!!! lol

[@skelitonking117]

Our Clan Chief Stephen Cold-Bear delivers savage blows once more.

[@2tailedD3rps]

Oh yes build the peach, and maybe one day he'll be IMpeached

[@fanofjesus2414]

The peach thing is super clever! Good one!

[@wordzmyth]

Hehehe

[@thekingofcool2105]

What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter 'F'

[@hubbellrowe9012]

Pork has a real shot to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Also, pigs don't collude with hostile foreign governments. Don't badmouth pigs man! Pork is delicious.

[@tsstevensts]

At this point I would believe Baghdad Bob over Trump. I swear to God if Trump said the sky was blue I'd double check.

[@johnapple6646]

Nice copied comment

[@Cypresssina]

With a trebuchet I think we can make lying pigs fly.

[@CloudsGirl7]

If imagine a flying pig would have a better perspective of the planet, too.

[@roberttreacy8271]

I guess De-Nile isn’t just a river in Egypt.

[@maineyor5343]

TOUCHE!!!!!!

[@genericusername456]

I love watching Stephen Colbert bc I never get adds. I think I know why

[@multitudeofidols]

25th amendment. It's there for a reason, folks.

[@armyvet8978]

Lets use it before he screws the whole world up. He's already done 10 years worth of damage to the U.S.

[@christiecrawford1653]

No! Pence gives me the creeps! Trump is a complete IDIOT, and now that it has been almost 4 years-- I know what kind of crap to expect. But Pence? That is a DARK, SCARY, EVIL man right there. He scares the hell out of me!!! God, no! Lol

[@mlghelp2day]

"It was either Hot Chocolate or frozen yogurt depending how fast we got to you." 😮😃😅

[@kamarleymanroe9973]

Damn i just got it. Was wondering who serve cold stuff in this weather! Lol thanks

[@chimwekeleokoro6930]

LOL!!

[@redwoods7370]

I am a doctor even though I never went to medical school. Time will prove me right.

[@jaimequinones3852]

The old strategy, “create an outside enemy, and the fools will follow you”.

[@mlghelp2day]

"Some wud say that Donald is denying reality in the level of clinical insane. Others... wud say that too." LOL!🤣😅

[@MrPaulmorris7777]

Your President is so embarrassing!

[@frankiemakinster2830]

Trump is nut's, and we're in trouble.

[@phen0mejon99]

Nuts*

[@LarsCT]

It's time they build that wall - I need something to bang my head against.

[@whitneymohrhauser8753]

My feeling this President denies anything with the word "intelligent" in it. President Trump is the antonym of intelligent.

[@dogdog4173]

How on earth can English be my second language and still be better than the English spoken by the president of the U.S ??????????? Great job America LOL

[@mikebtrfld1705]

You talk like a pinhead

[@pennyhollifield5055]

@@mikebtrfld1705 He talks like someone being appropriately incredulous that the US POTUS has the grammar & vocabulary of a dull 5th grader.

[@mikebtrfld1705]

@@pennyhollifield5055 sounds like more divisiveness.. is Russian his first language? Yes Trump sucks, no doubt about that. And yes we're tearing at each others' throats while Putin and China laugh.

[@chrissiek8706]

@@mikebtrfld1705 so, what's your plan of action?

[@lizbrian5288]

In reading posts and comments, I notice that many Americans write worse English than do many Europeans, Asians, and Australians.

[@NewMessage]

Trudeau should make that audience honorary Canadians.

[@whiteowl4097]

Trudeau should take over the US. It would make all us here is the US very happy.

[@blakejones6648]

Sorry

[@jamesthomas9164]

AS A WEASTERN CANADIAN FROM ALBERTA-------------- Don't even think about it!!!!!!!!!!! You well be even more FU___KED then you are now!!!!!!!!!

[@whiteowl4097]

@@jamesthomas9164 Why?

[@13times1]

Please check your spelling before you post, you're giving Albertans a bad name. "Weastern"? Try Western. "well be"? Try Will be. Spell and grammar check takes seconds, please take that time before you post

[@DbonnRP]

i get pissed every time i see him behind that desk

[@a.e.jabbour5003]

Like most things Trump, that was both VERY funny and VERY tragic at the same time.

[@chaz454dog3]

Build the wall. Put Trump and the GOP on the Mexican side. Problem Solved.

[@konsextus]

Do you really hate the Mexicans and Mexico that much?

[@mikearisbrocken8507]

Can you please not? We already have enough political problems on our side. We might need Mitch McConnell though... Let's see if he can breed with our reduced population of turtles.

[@karenjanusch9288]

Not solved. Mexico ain't going to take no f#####g Orange Toad. How about Space Force hypersonically disintegrating him?

[@RCmack]

That would work for me! But we may have to rename The Wall as The Peach, LOL!!!!!!

[@MBJH17isbackonlyone]

Mexicans don't want p.o.s excuse for a president

[@warrensmith8161]

And exactly how much does Trump contribute in taxes to help pay for his wall?

[@blue5d09]

"Peach"? Rhymes with 'IMPEACH' lol