What Was Your "Are You Serious" Moment ?

[@GratingApes]

Imagine being so bad that your man had an out of body experience imagining himself happy with some one else.

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

That’s a lot of men and women but kids keep them together

[@GratingApes]

@@Chadius_Thundercock yes.

[@dabeanzyo1771]

Ikr

[@andrewjacquot6086]

@BradynLee09 dang sorry about that

[@Idontknow-ce7jq]

I would cry

[@loganpriest9803]

my mother sent me a text angrily asking why there were so many dirty dishes followed by a quick apology once. she forgot that i was in another state for 3 days for my schools yearly band trip and assumed that i had not done my chores.

[@SpL1nTeR-r4y]

Bruh

[@leavingtogetthemilkbrb5772]

This one isn't even bad in the slightest (unless she was insulting you) and she wasn't used to u being gone so this is kinda funny

[@Aatell764]

This is actually pretty funny. Sounds like exactly like something a mother would do. Something similar happened to me when I was just staying the night at a friend's place when I was a kid. Expect cellphones weren't big at this time and my mother actually drove to my friend's house to yell at me. I was confused and embarrassed to say the least. I had done my chores for both Friday and Saturday before she even let me leave the house. I was like do you not remember that I wasn't even able to leave the house until I got my chores done?

[@amalnation4021]

i feel like my mom would also do this😅

[@thesheerwoodcrow5465]

@@leavingtogetthemilkbrb5772 yeah no it’s bad. Mom shouldn’t have jumped straight to anger for something the kid couldn’t control.

[@lagremitsake5049]

4:45 That is one of my biggest pet peeve. People who speak obnoxiously loud and accuse you of eavesdropping on their conversation when you heard them instead of admitting their mistake.

[@Sercil00]

A woman I knew had a "horse therapist" lady, who would "translate" for her what her horse "says" in order to help keep the horse happy. This went both ways. When the woman had trouble in her life, the horse therapist would ask the horse to give advice and then "translate" the answer to her. This included relationship advice and problems in her marriage. Eventually, "the horse" told her to get a divorce. Imagine having paid for your wife's "horse therapist" so that shrewd could talk your wife into leaving you, by telling her her horse told her to, and she actually does it. Good riddance.

[@sapphirestar3978]

people are dumb enough to believe alot of today's lies im not surprised

[@whyllowfilms]

That's horrible. That horse therapist should not have a job as such as that one.

[@Rose333X]

@@whyllowfilms why not? Easy money, if retards pay for something stupid, its best to milk them as much as possible lmao

[@alicewilloughby4318]

The horse just wanted to help her have a stable relationship.

[@newbiegamelover4767]

@@alicewilloughby4318 I personally wouldn't saddle him with that responsibility.

[@mommabearof4850]

I've never worked at Spirit Halloween but I go every year. I am always thoroughly amazed at the amount of people who allow their kids to completely destroy the animatronic displays...... often within the FIRST WEEK OPEN.

[@daedrikboltem7461]

Bro this man just cranks out videos like it’s nothing, mad respect.

[@MainlyFact]

Thanks man

[@amongus5123]

@@aidenninetynine me too

[@snakesbakecookies]

@@amongus5123 you’re not a bot

[@JaelinBezel]

@@snakesbakecookies Do you think I could become a bot?

[@asuchi7370]

and there all amazing!

[@kinorris1709]

Story 3 was a self fulfilling prophecy. She believed his unhappiness to be because of her, due to some dumb crap she believed, and ended up causing him more unhappiness. And then she brings up Divorce, he imagines a happier relationship and immediately agrees that divorce sounds good. Something tells me it was more than just her complaining about strange conclusions she'd jumped to.

[@funlover163]

I feel like that one had to have had a lot not mentioned in the post

[@sailormeo]

It also sounds like that behavior comes from a history of unstable environments and hyper vigilance, since it’s a very common thing for abuse victims to continue even after leaving said environment/relationship. I do it with my s/o all the time (not to imply our relationship is dangerous) and half the time I’m correct- something is indeed frustrating/upsetting them- but the other half is 100% me projecting my anxiety. Difference is, I don’t get angry. I just ask because blindly accusing is a great way to start an unnecessary fight So lady was definitely making the wrong choices with a possibly trauma-related behavior and it lead to her unhappiness with the marriage Bottom line, talk to your partner before accusing them of something you don’t have proof of lmao

[@dannyboi3225]

That's not fair on her though. He has a bad day at work so he comes home and acts miserable to her. Being with my SO tends to bring me out of any funk caused by something else and I would never subject her to any bad mood that wasn't related to her. OP's wife was right to ask for a divorce IMO and the fact he wanted the same is for the better

[@DumbOrangeFrog]

​@@dannyboi3225you just assumed the exact same thing the wife is assuming.

[@JackieOwl94]

Story 12 really resonates with me. I had a neighbor do this to me twice, but she left her newborn on my doorstep because I was training to become a teacher at the time. She said she was “bored of being a mother” and didn’t leave anything for the kid. I caught her walking away the second time and was on the phone with CPS and made it abundantly clear. I still made the call for child abandonment. Her husband was kicked out of the military, so I never saw them again. Now it’s whenever I go to play Warhammer with my husband and I’m playing my switch, men will drop their children on my lap because I’m the only woman in the store most Friday nights. I have made a fit over it, and the shop now bans parents from leaving their kids with strangers. Suddenly there has been a stark drop in kids in the store recently.

[@LunaP1]

Yeesh. You managed to attract the irresponsible parents without being anywhere near a school.

[@girl1213]

I don't know why this is my most memorable "are you serious" moment. It was during college when we were doing analyst on the Grapes of Wrath novel, particularly the characters themselves. For anyone who knows the story, there's a character called "Connie Rivers" who is married to the protagonist's sister, who straight up abandons her while she's pregnant because he has impractical and a romanticized view of how city life during the Great Depression is like. For some reason, one of my classmates was defending his actions, arguing that Connie was going to college and that he'll be back for his abandoned wife once he gets a job. We all looked at him like he was joking, but it dawned on us that he wasn't, and that he truly thought this, even though we explained to him how unlikely (and unrealistic) that thinking was. He just kept insisting that this was Connie's master plan. To say he failed that portion of the class would be an understatement since even the professor couldn't believe she had witnessed since no one had ever defended Connie Rivers before in her experience. I guess Steinbeck's realist characterization of a selfish, immature dreamer of a young man was more spot on then most of us realized.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

Yeah i can see how he is going to end in life.

[@robinkholmes7127]

I haven't read this book but if it's revealed that Connie doesn't come back I guess there could be a plot twist ending in the eyes of this one student.

[@autumnfaraday5649]

I had a teacher once who got called in for sending me a threatening email. He decided to tell the counselor that I had tried to punch him in the face. I was 4'9 and unathletic. Obviously, I hadn't, and luckily no one believed him.

[@isakrydell8561]

Once in 6th grade we had history. We basically looked at a painting of some noble couple and pointed out what they wanted to say about themselves with it. Our teacher makes the comparison, "paintings were like the Instagram of the 1600". And a girl says in the most confused voice, "did they have phones in the 1600". The whole class was dumbfounded.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

To be fair i had some little kids amazed by the thing we didnt have 10 years ago

[@isakrydell8561]

@@juliane.mfarias9285 This is 12 year olds we're talking about though.

[@weirdredpanda]

My sister once had a coworker at a restaurant who asked if buffaloes really had wings?😂

[@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid]

I used to follow this woman on Instagram. She wasn't really an online friend, but we both liked to draw and had some fandoms in common so we had a few conversations and sometimes replied to each other's stories, etc. She started posting stuff about how some people in a discord chat she was in were bullying her... ok, sad, but it happens. But then she started posting about other groups bullying her... got to the point where at least once a week she'd post about someone doing and saying horrible things to her. It didn't take me long to realize what was going on, that she was either exaggerating or making the whole thing up. Then one time we were talking and things got heated. She started cursing me, saying horrible things and clearly not open to have conversation or hear me out. I blocked her because I was tired of her bullshit- and immediately got multiple DMs from people accusing me of bullying her and being a horrible person who immediately blocked her after she disagreed with me and didn't let her explain herself... best part is, the messages included screenshots that she apparently put up in her story of our conversation- and the screenshots clearly showed there was conversation and she was being a bish. I'm actually not sure if it was people who actually believe her and went after me like her personal attack dogs, or fictional accounts she created just to harass me- and I'm not sure which is worse.

[@dianebrooks1859]

Dude that's wild! That's one crazy thing about the internet that weirds me out, you could be talking to 5 "different" people who are all actually the same person o.o

[@qq84]

@@dianebrooks1859 Or there can be several people behind one account.

[@dianebrooks1859]

@@qq84 oh shoot I didn't think about that

[@ulrichenevoldsen8371]

Usually when I talk to people that claim to always be bullied no matter where they go, I am always suspicious about that, because it's a red flag and often the person is either super sensitive or narcissistic

[@qq84]

@@ulrichenevoldsen8371 Could be, but it also can be that she is defenseless, can't stand up for herself. Then there will be always someone who takes a chance on her. There are enough bad people out there for that, today.

[@garysakamoto4007]

Story #3: Yeah, when your spouse starts telling you they “know” you’re mad at them for no apparent reason, it’s because they want a divorce but don’t want it to be because of them.

[@CazBCraven]

I went to a children’s hospital to treat a pituitary tumor with complications when I was in my late teens. I was put into a shared room during my stay there. The other patient was a young man with a gimpy leg, accompanied by his nightmare of a mother. So one morning I got back from physical therapy and went to my room. The other boy wasn’t there so I assumed I was alone. A Phycologist drops by and I speak with her. We go over my medical history and intimate details about my traumatic childhood. Bear the end of the conversation the boys mother jumps out of the corner and starts berating us both for letting her hide and listen in on our very private conversation. I later learned that the reason her son and 2 other children were disabled was because she had them with her brother. She was truly insane.

[@kellyl13]

The sip of whiskey story reminds me of an experiment that showed that if people think they're drinking a lot of alcohol, they'll think that they're drunk and act like it. If I remember correctly, they had 2 groups of young adults: one that got actual beer and one that got nonalcoholic beer, and they acted pretty similarly after a few drinks.

[@aceapex_]

When I was out with my family at a pumpkin patch in fall(which is a tradition for us), my mom paid for an apple cider for my cousin and gave it to her, saying something to her like “Here’s your apple cider.” My cousin stared at the drink for a few seconds and deadass said, “Wait, is apple cider made from apples?”

[@kriskarmaa]

Not trying to be rude, but IT'S IN THE NAME. How can they miss that? it would've been funny if you chimed in saying "Nah, it's made of pomegranates" or some random fruit.

[@insectoidabomination]

@@kriskarmaa Nah bro, it's made of durians and pitayas

[@mangoe19t95]

Not me but my friend. She worked in a restaurant for a while as a waitress. There was this Karen family who were all so inconvenient. The parents were actually kinda chill, the children were hell. The oldest child requested orange juice. When my friend returned, she said, "Oh, I'm actually allergic to oranges. Can you take the oranges out of the orange juice?". The youngests were complaining about the vegetables and being brats in general. The parents weren't even doing anything. My friend literally dragged these two kids out of the restaurant to have a talk. The parents did apologize later but man, that must've been hell for my friend.

[@robinkholmes7127]

How much apple cider had the cousin already had to drink? If they were drunk I'd understand a momentary mental lapse.

[@aceapex_]

@@robinkholmes7127 well hopefuly not much because they’re 14 😅

[@gred_and_forge]

Story 12: I would've ended up calling CPS or non emergency line letting them know a woman I just met left her baby with me-a complete stranger who doesn't even have her number or address- with no word on how long she'd be gone or if she was coming back, and that I was concerned for child's wellbeing if she really had abandoned her baby with me. Let that be a lesson to her that good mothers do not just blindly trust someone, even someone in childcare, after such a short amount of time to watch your child. To anyone who might think I'm being harsh on this suggestion, I think the mom is just nuts to do this; what if it was another stranger who told her she was in childcare and kidnapped her baby after mom left.besides that there's a reason people do like to be thorough with background checks on caretakers; not all caretakers are good caretakers or good people, it's why it's important to actually know who you're entrusting your baby's safety to

[@weirdredpanda]

Agreed

[@gred_and_forge]

@@weirdredpanda thank you

[@shaunnarichards2716]

My husbands sister who is 5 years older than him and 10 years older than me threw a tantrum because a door was left open and she claimed I did it and I was a liar when I said I didn't. She caused a horrible argument screaming and cussing about me, just absolutely losing her mind. She would also regularly randomly bring it up again when she threw fits about other things and wanted to start fights. I dont speak to her but I guarantee you even though its been 10 years since that incident she's probably still bringing it up ranting about it to this day.

[@regalsamyt1849]

This can be accurately summed up with "bro what? 💀"

[@hephsmith3738]

Is your SIL a salt shaker?

[@LegendStormcrow]

I got 2. One time when I was in HS an engineer from a plant that disassembles NUCLEAR WEAPONS told us that we didn't need to know math to be an engineer during a speech. Only a hand full of us were listening, and you could tell because we all looked at each other. The other one was when my mother's family asked if they could take my Angel Food cake away because I was crying. It was my grandmother's funeral, it was the first time I cried since getting the news, and she always gave me that for every birthday. She was one of my favorite 2 people, and to make it worse, it was Christmas. They are no longer my family.

[@TheMechanicalDude]

First one:Something bad could happen like death Ok but NUCLEAR WEAPONS

[@oneangryboi408]

Gonna be a scary moments the day when someone ends up proving you need to know math when dealing with nuclear weapons

[@LegendStormcrow]

@@oneangryboi408 I was able to tell who was paying attention because all like 5 of us sat up straight and looked at each other. That was a handful out of a full theater. 😂

[@paulamartinek228]

My ex once argued with me about the age of our godson. He continued even after I confirmed said age with his mother. He was so insistent he was right. I assumed he was scared to admit he had a memory lapse and said this isn’t worth this argument.

[@sirpugsalot9339]

A friend of mine had a girlfriend which he wanted to break up with, but couldn't bring himself to do it. Girlfriend jokingly says she wants a break up. Friend smiles and says, 'Finally, I'm tired of you, bye!' She stood there, and never contacted him again. Presently, I am overjoyed to say, he is happy with his new girlfriend, whom is one of the greatest people I've ever met.

[@barnabusdoyle4930]

Anyone who doesn’t know, steak tartar is usually thinly sliced filet marinated in an acidic item and oils to kill the bacteria. Steak tartar is served completely raw.

[@AnomalousNormie]

I have a service dog in training. So... he's not meant to be touched when he wears his vest. I once took him to a shopping center with my sisters. We first went to the dollar store and he did pretty good.. So I said to my sisters "Let's go to [other store] next." As we're leaving to go to another store, a group consisting of a child on bike, a mother, and maybe a grandmother starts following us out to the parking lot. They head in the same direction as us. I pull my dog over to the side and call my sisters to me. The trio goes by making as much noise as possible and enters the second store. I wait a bit then enter after them and see they're hanging around the front of the store. So my sisters and I head off to get lost in the aisles. We didn't buy anything. Shortly after, we head back to the dollar store and sure enough the three of them come out right behind us. They didn't buy anything either. They head back to the dollar store as well. So I have my sisters go ahead to get what we forgot and I wait in the parking lot with my service dog in training.

[@pikachuswomancave1255]

Sounds like a human trafficking tactic to me for example Iv heard of stories where children get involved to make the victim less nervous, those people following u around like that is creepy as hell

[@MOVED_acc.144]

does he eat pillows

[@azagdalkhu3536]

Literally have had so many of these moments it's unreal... one friend asked me once if you forget how to breathe would you die, I think I just stared at him for a moment as I was in disbelief. Another one was my ex had a full on meltdown in front of my friends at the fact I watch adult entertainment sometimes when she wasn't around yet the kicker was she was on only fans at the time and didn't see the irony... certain to say that relationship was over quickly.

[@qq84]

Depends, certain drugs/poisons or not enough CO2 in your lungs disable the breathing reflex. So yes, if you forget to breath you can die.

[@azagdalkhu3536]

@@qq84 Did you say not enough co2 in the lungs... you're not even making sense. Plus he said it to me with a straight face, so no, he's just an idiot basically.

[@qq84]

@@azagdalkhu3536 Yes, if you don't have enough CO2 in your lounges, your breathing reflex is disabled. Then you have to remember to breath, otherwise you suffocate. Fortunately the body produces CO2, so the problem solves itself after a while.

[@Motsai778]

I had a client just like that last story, I’m in pest control too. I called and told the lady I would be there between 2:45 and 3pm, I arrived at 2:50pm and was yelled at for not giving a exact time I’d arrive…immediately fired her as a customer. We then went to repo all our equipment, she threatened to call the law, we called them for her and they helped us remove her termite bait stations.

[@aleeshagilbert1009]

When I was in first grade, a kid asked me to a dance. His name was Steven. And this sounds bad, but I laughed at him. Let me explain. For one thing, I didn't know the dance existed, so I thought he was playing a prank on me. To further reinforce my theory, I had always considered myself ugly and thought that no one would ever love me. I realize I was being overdramatic at the time. As soon as I realized this, I tried to apologize but he just ran away in tears (Note: I literally said "Wait, your serious?!"). Unfortunately, he was with his older sister at the time, and it was the end of the school day. He left for good that day. I still feel incredibly guilty seven years later. Steven, if you're reading this, I am so sorry and wish you luck on your future endeavors. I'm sure we both had a "Are you serious" moment. I know I did. I truly apologize. Thank you for reading.

[@nils191]

That's a big L

[@esterbun9356]

I cant even fault you I know I did the same and I feel SO bad. Worse thing is this was 7'th grade so I should have known better - in my defense alot of people 'asked me out' to mess with me and my self esteem was low. Really sweet guy asked me out, I laughed in his face and said 'haha really funny', he looked like he was about to cry - I made it worse by continuing to laugh thinking he was messing with me. He was serious. We did go out, and it could really weird fast. Turns out he thought I was really beautiful - out of his league - and he wanted other kids to see me with him so he could get a popularity boost (didnt work, nobody liked me).

[@melissacooper8724]

They actually had dances for first graders?!

[@Gasolineman3510]

I once had a friend in middleschool who decided they would become a "magic bartender." He mixed punch, pepsi, water and a whole piece of bread in a normal plastic bottle. He asked me to drink it but due to the smell I declined and then he poured all of it on me. When I asked why he said, "The magic potion will be given whether you want it or not."

[@jonathanwilliams1065]

Boys Turn really stupid in middle school

[@CardcaptorsRULES]

Did you swing on him?

[@jonathanwilliams1065]

@@TheMechanicalDude that’s messed up

[@msf2399]

A couple. 1. My dad (who’s normally a really great guy,) started lecturing me about how I was going to March into that fast food joint that messed up my order and demand to speak with a manager. I was like, “Dad, no, that’s so unnecessary, why would I do that?” He said he’d do it for me, and I was like, “No. No, we’re not doing that. It’s already lunch rush, they’re having a hard enough time. You stay right here.” Went in, waited in line, and quietly explained that they gave me the wrong burger. They were super nice about it, and remade my entire order (so I got extra fries.) I go out to the car, dad asks if I spoke to the manager. “No, dad. I spoke to the cashier, and they fixed it.” 2. I once had a teacher at an “accessibility team meeting” hear me explain my disabilities and how I would need to take breaks some times, look over my head at my mother and say, “How do I know if she’s faking it.” At that point in time I had such bad anxiety that I barely attended any of those meetings, brought a literal script just to talk at them, and had multiple times denied *myself* the accommodations I was entitled to just because I didn’t want to make a scene. I nearly cried. 3. One of my college English professors once spent 30min of a 45min class ranting at us that because most college students what part-time jobs, none of us understood how *hard* it was for her to be tenured. Not a credulous face in the room, multiple dropped jaws, and we all just kept looking at eachother like, “Is this really happening right now?” 4. Retroactive, but my high school provided training for students on practical life skills, with extra classes for those who needed them; I was one of those kids. The lessons were in the middle of the day, so I just went in the same pajamas, t-shirts, sweats, and hoodies I wore every day. This man was fully aware I had social learning issues and struggled to pick up on cues, that was part of what he was supposed to teach me. Found out years later that when my mom asked him how he thought I did after the lessons finished, he told her he didn’t see much hope for me because I never dressed up for his lessons like I was going to a job interview. My mom gawked at him for a moment before asking if he’d told me that. No. Had anyone told me that? No. Apparently, I was “just supposed to know.” At which point she exploded at him, demanding to know how her socially challenged teenage daughter was supposed to intuit something her 40yr old very socially sensitive mother had no idea about. I didn’t find out until years later, when mom started ranting about it while tipsy. I’m still kinda in shocked disbelief. I thought those lessons went well, and was really proud of myself! Fuck you, Jim.

[@hephsmith3738]

I'm autistic, myself, so I miss loads of social cues (also doesn't help that I'm basically a hermit) and that last story pissed me off! If it's an expectation, TELL US! We have no intuition of what a faux-pas would be! We have to be taught those things, like any other subject!

[@awesometurtle2887]

Alrighty i gotta a story to tell. So i'm at lunch talking with friends, when one my friends says "i'm allergic to cheese", i'm like "why are you eating that pepperoni pizza then?" he says "cause it doesn't have cheese on it" i said "dude yes it does" he says no, with his reasoning behind that being: beacuse pepperoni pizza does have not cheese in the name, it therefore has no cheese on it it makes me question his sanity sometimes.

[@TheMechanicalDude]

"Ok times up sir,please leave the mental hospital your visiting time for your friend has ended" Ngl I'm questioning his logic

[@TheMechanicalDude]

I'm holding back the urge to correct your spelling mistake

[@awesometurtle2887]

@@TheMechanicalDude spelling mistake!?! oh crap!

[@artandanimation4119]

@@awesometurtle2887 so does he expect all the ingredients listed for example some,highly processed bag of potato chips, in the name?!

[@MikkaThatPinkPuma]

Had two girls in my 8th grade science class, thought actual stars were shaped like the 5-point star shape. We couldn't convince them otherwise. I was completely shocked cause we were bought to graduate and move on to high school.

[@jennyofalltrades3118]

I work at a call center so I get a lot of these. The most recent one was I had a lady on the line who sounded like she was working at a daycare (I estimate a million screaming kids in the background) and would have full-on conversations with someone else anytime I paused. I told her she could call back when she was less busy and she got an attitude with me.

[@ptrdblmeter]

Back a few years ago, I was up at night with my dad and noticed that the cheerios he had stored away had a SnapChat scan on the side. I thought about how that really didn't fit because none of the main Cheerio Fanbase (old people and babies) were really using that app. "Isn't Cheerios usually for kids?" I said. "WHY, IT'S KIDS CEREAL SO I CAN'T HAVE ANY?!?!?" my dad replied. Genuinely confused, I pointed it out, and he was just like "oh." He was always emotionally abusive (later on physically abusive), but I didn't think he was _that_ stupid. I don't know what the hospital did to him, but he's never been the same.

[@benvromanartz2267]

I have a lot of these “is this b serous?” moments. But the best one was when I me and my ex-boyfriend were helping his aunt carry in groceries. Everything was going fine until the bag my ex was carrying ripped from the bottom and everything inside fell out. Ex proceeds to get angry at me because “i diDn’T oPeN tHe dOoR fAsT eNoUgH.” Like b, I had three bags in both my hands. You think I’m an octopus or something??? Needless to say, I’m happy he’s an ex now. 😊

[@TheMechanicalDude]

On a scale of one to ten How would you rate how hard you'd like to punch him

[@catsmeow5566]

The baby in the lap thing reminds me-- we had to evacuate to a friend's house bc of a hurricane. His gf had just had a baby (not his) & hated holding him, feeding him, interacting with him, etc. She would pick up the baby, plop him into my mother's arms, and then leave-- for HOURS. Mom is disabled so she couldn't stand up or carry the baby. She would be stuck unable to go anywhere. Friend was at work and I was gone trying to fix stuff up a the house so we could move back. Same gf-- a little backstory: She got arrested & I bailed her out. We also bought a new couch for friend's house so there would be a decent place to sit. My brother was over at that house when the hurricane hit. A tree fell on powerlines across our road back home & we were stranded with no way to leave, no AC, no running water, etc. My brother bought a generator and was using it at friend's house so they could have AC, hot water, etc. Anyway, Mom & I were about to have heat stroke and needed my brother to drive and pick us up (if we could get past the tree). His phone was dead. I was messaging people and only one responding was the gf I'd bailed out. I asked her to pass the message along. Her response was "No". And that she didn't want us coming over. She said "I don't want y'all sitting on my couch". I told her we would go elsewhere but just needed to get out of there bc we were about to die. It was over 100°F. She still refused. I FINALLY got ahold of my friend & he was furious when I sent him screenshots of what she said to me. He got in touch with another friend who came over with a chainsaw to cut the tree for us (power was out so no worries about the power pole). And yeah, we did call emergency services for help and they told us to pound sand. We were not in an area that was ordered to evacuate. Oh, the gf also said "Why don't y'all get your own generator?" That also really pissed off my friend. I should say she's the EX now bc he dumped her ass. Also, we came over and slept on that couch & the gf was super pissed. Same exgf woke up from a bad dream of my friend "talking to an ugly girl on Discord" and started hitting him.

[@ThatCommieChick]

I was in elementary school and as most people do that that age, we always went everywhere in a line. The students would line up to enter school or to be dismissed at the end of the day. Someone's parent was in the school as we were lined up waiting for the end of the day bell to ring, and the very second it rang, this woman screams at the entire line of kids "MOVE IT, CRACKHEADS!" and I was like lady wtf chill.

[@sh00kspeared73]

5:57 I used to work at Jersey Mike's and the EXACT same thing happened to me! A lady's card kept declining and she kept saying, "I sure hope you aren't charging me more than once!" to which I responded, "Ma'am, the reciept would've printed many times over if I'd charged you more than once." She kept getting more and more snippy every time her order didn't ring out. Luckily we did get it working, but she was still convinced we'd rung her out multiple times. I think it's also important to mention that she had a family of like 5 with her and got mad at me when I accidentally said a wrong sandwich number back to her after they ordered (I was new-ish at the time and also had ADD, so I have trouble with short-term memory sometimes).

[@DanaTheInsane]

A smart person would’ve simply checked the bank app on their phone.

[@jahimuddin2306]

I wonder if people know that they can check these things from their phones.

[@itsluukyking4255]

Not realy, but i had a conversation once with a few friends about deep oceans and that they could be scary. Thats when i said: "yeah, i already drowned 3 times". My friend responded with: "serious?". When he said that, he relised what i just said and what he responded... we laughed about 5 minutes after that, and we still do when someone mentions it.

[@TheMechanicalDude]

This is literally that one friend who didn't understand but then realizes lol

[@randumb14.]

god damn, i dont know what it is but these videos are addictive, just your whole channel. The voice, the topic, gameplay, everything

[@almcmemeshack8443]

4:25 "LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, PATRICK, I THINK *SOME* PEOPLE ARE _EAVESDROPPING!"_ "WELL HOW *RUDE* OF SOME PEOPLE!"

[@Raddish-is-radd]

13.26 yeah it's called a lawsuit very useful against people who do horrible things

[@pennysantana247]

Someone I knew for nearly a decade, let's call him D, was one of my best friends. We didn't share many interests, but we did have a common friend group online. Well, before all of this happened, we were in another friend group, and one of the people in that group, let's call her K, ended up trying to frame both of us for harassing her and her friends because she and D had a falling out that ended up with K stalking and harassing D online for about two years. Anyway, in our new friend group, D ended up causing a lot of drama. First, he was always talking about K. The entire group asked him to slow down with it as it was bringing down our moods because it was almost every day he'd bring it up. He then promptly yelled at us for "ganging up on him" and left the chat. This wasn't the moment though. Then, after a week, he came back, apologized, and things went back to normal. Then he yelled at my close friend, let's call him B, for something that wasn't his fault. B has severe mental illnesses to put it as broadly as possible, and yelling at him is something we try our best to never do. He usually doesn't do anything wrong so there's no reason to, and even when he does, we act like adults about it, but not D. We all defended B, but D took this as the group "ganging up" on him again, and cue another week or two without him. This isn't the moment either. This happened about 2 or 3 more times before we all collectively decided to not forgive him. He took it as us ganging up on him and abandoning him. We had a falling out and didn't speak for at least 3 or 4 months. Now, for the actual moment. After that period of time, me and D made up for a little while, but I let him know that if he did something again, I'm completely over with him. One of the people in the group I like talking to, let's call them M, sold a character design to K. D found out about this and got so angry he started harassing M in their messages. They subsequently sent it to the group chat and I found out about it. Now, I was actually pretty mad too, but instead of harassing them, I asked M why they sold it to K. Turns out, M needed money to buy food for their dog, and K was the only one who bothered to give them money, so they sold it to her. I was still upset that they didn't say anything especially considering me and D's history with her, but I forgave them and understood where they were coming from. D, on the other hand, I was furious with, so I went into his messages and told him how disappointed I am in him and how he was in the wrong, and that I was done with him now that he's shown me he doesn't wish to change. After a while, D came back and essentially told me "fuck off" and took it as us ganging up on him again. This had been happening for about half a year now, and he decided that being bitter over something that was essentially over at this point, rather than listening to the friend he'd known since childhood. I was severely disappointed, but in the end, I'm ultimately happier not interacting with him.

[@profilmerz1427]

jesus christ man.

[@emeraldphoenix7489]

omg thats a lot

[@PancakesEnjoyer]

Screw D

[@skinnymemegod856]

Time skip to 6:45:26

[@MarcoAdventures]

Hey that sounds familiar...

[@Rapscallion2009]

1:20 made me laugh out loud. sometimes you just cannot see the wood for the trees, eh? I hope the guy and his new girl have the best life and the wife finds a good partner for her, too. Bad matches between good people happen more than you'd think.

[@PuddilyOops]

It is amazing the amount of people who will say to your face “Well he was old” when you tell them an elderly relative has died.

[@Baboonmomma]

Once my teacher tried to stop an end of year watergun fight because it was raining

[@cmpvariety1764]

I can sympathize with the girl that is sensitive to perfume, I'm the same way I get really bad migraines if I'm in the room with certain perfumes etc. I know how that is. It also sucks that that girl that caused it had to act like that.

[@pohlo7583]

Damn i feel bad for you cause that must be the worst thing ever like someone is just spraying perfume and it’s hurting while they have no sympathy for you ❤

[@princessc.j.6192]

Just found ur work, have been listening on my 7 to 4 shift, amazing to listen too, and the way u try and match the energy of wht ur saying is amazing

[@sammyhampster6141]

Oh ho ho, this story just happened today and honestly, how can this bush be serious? So my brother had the flu a week ago and now I have the flu. My mom doesn't think its because of my brother but whatever. Now it sucks but unlike my brothers flu, I threw up. When I came back from urgent care, he asked me how I was feeling and when my mom told him I threw up twice, he started acting like "UH UH NO, GET AWAY FROM ME." Also calling me inconsiderate for going downstairs when he had lived on the couch for an entire week in the living room bound to get someone sick and not caring about it. Also not wearing a mask.

[@TheMechanicalDude]

I feel like this is a villian origin story and you made COVID to get back at him but things went wrong

[@sopix7761]

i love how you fought the zombie and then when you completed the thing you teabagged him

[@lurkerk1421]

i love watching the gameplay lol, i even "forgot" to listen and just watched him play

[@WhyIsMyBrainRotting]

The bank teller guy had me rollin sounds like people in my hometown

[@Onio_362]

The way I met my best friend was actually messed up, but while I was skateboarding, I saw cop cars and an ambulance going by the lake that was near the skatepark that I went to. I went to check it out, and it was a whole crowd of kids gathered around the whole shit show. I went up to this one dude to ask if he knew what was going on, and it turns out that it was his crazy ex gf, who tried to kill herself, cuz to guilt trip him for breaking up with him. Edit: btw the dude with the crazy gf is my best friend

[@jahimuddin2306]

I never knew people actually tried to go through with that. I hear stories of people saying they would kill themselves if their significant other left but have never heard of anyone doing it.

[@Thatonedude9876]

At one point in middle school a kid in my class was saying some bull about how if anyone fought him he could put them in the hospital. I simply said "your not that guy pal" and proceeded to get punched for half a minute by this kid that is like 5'4 and punches like a toddler, and I just stand there, not retaliating because I was a 5'7 kid that always got blamed for causing fights because of my time in youger grades and I didn't feel like getting in trouble. He then runs away and starts fake crying to a teacher and I get suspended for a day because he decided he wanted to be a bitch. Lesson for anybody in school, don't fuck up your reputation because you will get blamed for everything in the future.

[@Baboonmomma]

It's always the weak kids who say they are strong I remember once a skinny 5" girl in crutches said she thought she was stronger than the average person

[@doritos4956]

@@Baboonmomma idk man she might have been talking mentally

[@burgerkingfries4941]

Senator Armstrong 😱

[@burgerkingfries4941]

Standing here, I realize you were just like me trying to make history, but who's to judge the right from wrong. When our guard is down I think we'll both agree, that violence breeds violence, but in the end it has to be this way.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

What kind of shitty parent just leaves their baby with a stranger? That's how people get human trafficked!

[@jrp7808]

I did the same thing as the dude going through a divorce with my ex wife. She jokingly said that maybe we should get a divorce (she said that like 10 times in our 5 years) and this time I said "Yeah... I hate being miserable with you. I'd rather be miserable with my cat" and she took my cat. Still worth it

[@jamiethal1319]

Why’d you let her take the cat if it was yours? I’m fairly certain that’s illegal and you could’ve sued her over that.

[@konversenconverse]

Okay.. I couldn't help but think of my own storys for a thread like this.. If you want to read, Go ahead. Back in Grade school or Elementary, i made a friend in kindergarten, we'll call her Bea. Bea was super bossy and a spoiled brat. She demanded everything from me, and others. She bossed me and everyone around her. She would obviously switch sides between me and my friends (who she "hated"). One time she switched sides to a girl who i didn't know, who was skin and bones, named Brittany. So i obviously hated Bea and Brittany for the reasons above. Bea bossed her around too, but the reason i hate on brittany, is because she lied and helped spread rumors about me later on with Bea. So anyways, Bea was on my side (phase) and we were making a story together (this was in 1st or 2nd grade so we were young) and she literally demanded me to draw Brittany being Stabbed to death By her. I looked at her blankly, and she yelled at me and grabbed my hand and drew it herself. Later in the year, she confronted me with Brittany and said with her annoying voice "YOU drew MY BFF4LIFE (that is what i called her before she was rude) BEING STABBED by MEEE!! YOU are A FAKE FRIEND!!" Then Bea ordered Brittany to go hold me in place so she could "teach me a lesson". I elbowed Brittany in the ribs and ran for the teachers. When i reached them, ( i had severe asthma at the time and had just recovered from bronchitis), i was wheezing and i couldn't catch my breath. The teachers Shooed me away and went back to talking. Meanwhile, Bea was CHARGING at me, and i somehow dodged. I ran to the trees, and hid. Fast forward, i got called outside my classroom and there is Brittany and my teacher sitting at the table in the middle of the.. sector? idk.. but basically, Brittany told MY TEACHER that I Hurt her, when she was going in for a "hug". I told my teacher my side of the story, and she didnt believe me. I got to call my mom, who was "disappointed in me" for "hurting" a girl. Our school didn't really have detention other than lunch detention, but the principal liked me for some reason so i didn't get it that often. I got home from school that day feeling like poop, because Bea manipulated me into thinking im the bully. (we rode the same bus). My mom greeted me at my bus stop, (Bea gets off 2 stops after mine) and said she was proud of me for standing up for myself. TL;DR: Mean girl gets shown who's boss by her victim.

[@Hxiderxd]

wow thats stupid for a teacher not to do anything to a child whose manipulative and rude to everyone she was with and make you call your mom for "hurting the skelton from spirit halloween" you did not do anything to her except elbowing her anyways if the principal liked you why didnt you tell them

[@konversenconverse]

@@Hxiderxd the teacher did tell the principle i believe, but we had a zero fighting tolerance rule (kinda like the ones where if someone else hits you, or you fight back, or run away, you still get in trouble), it was during recess (since it was a little after lunch), they probably called the principle in 4th period. also i love how you referenced brittany.. "skeleton from spirit halloween" had me cracking up! ty :>

[@PKpanzerkrieger]

@@konversenconverse You should be at least allowed to defend yourself.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

Yes....A happy ending.

[@konversenconverse]

@@juliane.mfarias9285 i wasnt even lying when typed it lmao

[@girlwithwifi1359]

If some stranger handed me their baby and walked away, I would definitely consider calling the police.

[@loveladii69]

Bro that woman weighted the man so down that when he saw the opportunity he saw god, flowers, kids, happy life, streesfree, he saw everything I wonder why he didn’t even came for it

[@nicktheyoshi7137]

Oh I have one, When I was 13 for a school trip we went to a theme park, I couldn’t walk too well due to a leg injury and had crutches. (I could kind of walk but not for long distances) I asked one boy in our group to wait for me and he gave a cold blooded “no” claiming others could wait for me. It was completely disrespectful and I was livid and shocked at what he said. Plus I didn’t know the park that well and I missed so many photo opportunities. The following week I asked what was wrong with him and he said “It’s not my fault your crippled”. Turns out he was also rude to other students including my friend and even kids in the lower grades. I want to make this clear. If one has an injury it is important that you wait for them.

[@larissqs]

i’m late to this video but i have a stupid story to tell. i worked at this fast food restaurant called slim chickens for a while (i made bank off it for a while for a high school job, but i quit because they couldn’t pay me anymore like they used to as they lost too much money). i was experienced enough to train a new coworker despite not being old enough to be a manager. i was training her back in window one, taking cash and taking orders. we had this woman come up to the first lane and i noticed my coworker was still nervous to get on the mic so i took the order myself. problem: i couldn’t hear her over the screams of her kids in the back. we don’t sell chicken nuggets or cheeseburgers but that’s all these kids were screaming about. i was like- wtf lmao so finally after a while of confused silence she pulls away and goes to the front of the building where my boss was helping taking orders bcs we were short staffed that day as usual. i only know she came to the front because her kids were screaming like they’d been stabbed or something. they were back behind the counter stealing our collective cups and taking things from the “ice box” which is just a fridge we put our jars and other things in. i took everything they took and put it back but i had to throw the cups away bcs now they’re unsanitary from them shoving their gross kid hands in the cup. when i tell you this woman is a bad parent i mean she watched her kids run around our restaurant, sit in others booths, spit in their faces etcetera. like wtf man- i told her to get control of her kids or get out because if you can’t teach your kids some manners outside your house then you need to keep them home. she asked for a box and left. edit: she left her car door open the whole time. i hope something got stolen lol

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

Jesus...

[@Mooskym]

"A second is shorter than a meter" made me laugh for something like a full minute, yet I don't believe anyone actually said that unironically, not even for a meter.

[@astrofan1993]

Recently went to a Burger King, and the middle-aged employee working the cash registers was sitting down; Red Flag #1. She screwed up the payment method when I ordered my food, and loudly cursed in front of me; Red Flag #2. She called in two different employees (also middle-aged), to fix the payment method, and they both tried giving me in cash the amount I owed them, thinking it was change they owed me; Red Flag #4. I ordered a small size drink and fry, and they gave me a large size; Red Flag #5. But what really got my blood boiling was when the first cashier gave me a dirty lid for my cup. I asked for a new one, since the one she gave me was dirty, and she proceeded to argue with me about it. I nearly lost it at that point, and sternly said I would just get a new one from the drink station myself. The drink station was out of ice and almost every drink, too, except for Coca-Cola and Hi-C. And finally, all of the tables were dirty and covered in crumbs. The cashier could have spent five minutes to wipe down the tables (as there was no one in the lobby or the drive-thru), but she instead opted to sit in a chair behind the counter and watch the door. Needless to say, when I got back home, I sent a very strongly-worded letter to Burger King, saying that I had never dealt with a more unprofessional crew; that teenagers who worked at that location were more professional and diligent at their jobs than the middle-aged crew was, and that I wasn't likely to come back to that location due to such unprofessionalism and the argumentative nature of their employees on staff that day.

[@user-zg5ey5xo9i]

You sound like a karen.

[@astrofan1993]

@@user-zg5ey5xo9i I try not to be, but in that moment, I nearly became one. I'm not proud of it. But at least I kept my temper in check (barely) and didn't freak out like most Karens do. I was fine with most of what happened, but what nearly pushed me over the edge was when the worker gave me a dirty lid and tried to argue with me about it. That, plus the fact that every table was dirty. A mistake with payment processing is one thing, but cleanliness and hygiene is another. That is non-negotiable, as it can lead to illness (as Gordon Ramsay showed quite frequently on Kitchen Nightmares).

[@Venus99088V]

Probably could be spun into a karen story by the employee, but I believe you and think that was justified

[@astrofan1993]

@@Venus99088V I try to be very reasonable most of the time when dealing with people in customer service jobs. Having worked in customer service myself, I know first-hand how bad people who work in those kinds of jobs can have it. So I try to be understanding. But as I said, cleanliness is one thing I draw the line at, especially in the age of COVID, when people like myself try to take cleanliness and health more seriously than before. It always irked me when I saw the cooks not wearing their masks when cooking, even when we still had the mask mandates. I almost complained there, too. But it doesn't really matter now with that particular Burger King, as it closed down a month or two after that incident. But not because of issues with the staff or cleanliness. Rather, the entire franchise it was a part of declared bankruptcy last year. It was one of about 90 or so locations spread across several states, and almost all of them closed due to the franchise owner going under. The one I had that incident at was just one of dozens that closed down.

[@1houseplant]

person that tried to help out op deserves a prize

[@lrowe272]

When one of my roommates destroyed my personal belongings out of spite.

[@tomboyangel78]

Gotta say dude, I love your channel. 😂

[@Firestar19]

That one story of the (I presume) womans' mother hits wayyyyy too close to home for me. Whenever we (my sister and I) go to see family with our Dad, he always, without fail, manages to single me out for shit my sister's also doing. He'd say stuff like "get off your phone and spend time with family" when my sister, and my cousin, who's sitting on the couch next to me, are also on their phones. Then I'd see my Dad on his phone, too.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

It was her MIL, but yeah. She just dint like her.

[@alisonbailey2636]

A few years ago I worked in an office that dealt with parking in our town. Our main purpose was to issue parking permits to residents and non residents. Sadly our office is where people could come to pay parking fines. On a few occasions some people would pay for their £35 fines in 1ps and 2ps. I'm sure they did it out of spite, however we would get our own back and make them wait while we counted the money to make sure it was a full payment.

[@Falcone45]

My moment as when a lady who missed her bus yelled at the Walgreens pharmacists for smiling at her, thinking they were being rude. I should've cussed the woman out for yelling at such a friendly staff.

[@cdb18]

22:39 seconds are an actual measurement other than time. longitude uses degrees, minutes and seconds to show location for coordinates. a *”second”* is about 80 feet so this guy was wrong either way 💀

[@freecountry3544]

Couldnt be with someone in a bad mood.....everyday either. Your bad day is your problem.

[@markedwards3647]

When a caregiver dumps a child in your care, there is an obvious response: "Like you, I am a child trafficer. How much do you want for this child?" I sell children for a 10% commission. What do you want for this child? No, I don't babysit. I buy and I sell. How much do you want for this merchandise.? If you don't answer, I will sell for low bidder within an hour"

[@adiabeticjedi3278]

Oh oh I got a good one. I was working for a grocery chain, and when I pulled up and parked in our small parking lot I decided to have a cigarette as I was early enough to get one in before stepping inside my workplace. Well this elderly lady (maybe late 60s to mid 70s) pulls up and parks next to me without realizing im in my car smoking. It takes her a good minute to gather her things into her purse and get out of her car. I finish my smoke and get out right after her. Being an employee that hasnt entered the store yet, I dont have my "give a Stit" face on yet so maybe I wasnt up to her expectations of proper. After realizing I get out of my car, she turns around and locks her door with her key fob. Now this might seem normal, but her car was a convertible with its top down the whole time. Yup she locked her car doors with her car's top still down. I stood there dumbfounded for a good 20 seconds in disbelief. Needles to say, all my coworkers got a good laugh at this.

[@SuperBossGiovanni]

I work at a sandwich shop. We only deal in cold food and do not toast sandwiches. We only sell sandwiches. You would not believe the amount of people that try to order things like fries or a cheesesteak. Seriously people. Read the fucking menu.

[@aesthetic_yatsura]

I once went on a drive from California to Arizona with a friend. While I'm in Arizona, one of my other friends in California hits me up asking what I'm up to. I tell her I'm in Arizona. She says "Oh cool. When you coming back to The States?" 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@nils191]

💀

[@Weeble.wobbl3]

Warning! Don't read this if your eating. One time, in 6th grade, we were doing this 'dr*g and fire awareness' activity. It consisted of our school police officer coming, showing us a slideshow, talking to us about dr*gs, talking to us about fire, then we had a test about it. There were 4 6th grade classes, and obviously no one would ever want to teach 4 different groups of about 30 11-12 year olds about why dr*gs are bad, so we doubled up classes. My class had to go to another teacher's class, and I had to sit next to one kid that nobody liked. Now, I had broken my wrist about 3ish days prior to this, so I had a light blue cast one. Since it had been 3ish days, the cast was already full of well wishes and notes from friends and family. During the presentation, this kid isn't JUST picking his nose. He is practically pulling snot from his nostrils, then sucking the snot from his finger and into his mouth. I almost threw up. Then, during a video, the kid looks over at me and goes: "Oh! Can I sign your cast?" Me, being a 12 year old girl and not wanting him to hate me, I choked out a 'Haha sure..'. He then reaches into his cluttered desk and pulls out an EXPO WHITEBOARD MARKER, and writes his full name (probably like 20 something letters) on my cast, writing over other people's notes and/or signatures. It really wasn't a big deal, because I got my cast off a month later, but I learned how to say no after that.

[@caitlinmorris5064]

"Italian leather handbag she calls a face", ouch burn! LOL

[@lordarchron]

Tradesmen here, had a Karen complain to us the radio was too loud. Except it hadn't been turned on yet as we were just setting up.

[@relaxingwhitenoisenatureso1111]

My stepdaughter is freaking evil!!!! when she lived with us she tried to convince me her dad was faking his knee pain so he wouldn't have to help around the house. That was 5 months before he had a total knee replacement. I was riding in the car one night and noticed she was not turning her brights off when a car came from the other way. I told her that it was rude and dangerous and she needed to dim them when cars were coming. She said, "No, it's not my problem if they can't see."

[@LitoMike]

my dad works in it; once when buying floppy disks the person working at the store told him to wrap them in newspaper because they could "catch a virus" and when my dad let out a small fake chuckle he realized the store atendee was DEAD SERIOUS

[@Butterism]

One day my mom sent me to the store to get some cheese for dinner or something. As I get home and start unloading stuff on the counter my twin, who at this point has been in a bad mood the whole damn summer says, "why would you get this cheese!? Nobody likes this cheese!" I remember telling her that mom asked me to pick it up as an argument broke out that's too asinine for me to remember fully. What I will always remember is that she started an argument over cheese. Cheese our mom asked me to pick up that I had no say over. (No, I don't remember what cheese it was.) She tries to deny that she ever did that, but I got a journal entry from 8 or so years ago that says she's lying.

[@TheMechanicalDude]

Wallace is angry 😡

[@bloodmooncomics2249]

I had a horrible time in high school... well all of school. I was always picked on, never invited to anything, and was bullied by everyone. It was the last day of school. I was so happy since I was never going to have to go to this high school ever again. Last class a group of popular girls came up to me. They told me they always thought I would shoot up the school and were happy it was not going to happen. I was surprised seeing as how there was a creepy kid. The other one showed up to school with a knife telling the girl it was the knife he was going to stab her with, he always talked about guns and how easy it was to get one, loved sitting in the corner of classes just glaring at everyone. Yet these girls thought it was going to be me. If you thought I was going to shoot up the school why were none of you nicer to me? They made no sense.

[@TheChibi132]

I had a teacher in middle school, who wasn't the worst i had but this moment was stupid of her. The year before we had a different teacher teach us about space and it was this lesson that taught us that the sun was a star (don´t judge but i thought it was a planet before this). Any way, the next year another teacher was kinda teaching us again about space (I think she just wanted to know what we learned from the last teacher) and i dont know who said it, it could have been me or one of my classmate, but we said the sun was a star. The teacher said that was wrong and the sun was just to big to be a star. Everyone in my class argue with her and i think she still believe it at the end of the class but it was never brought up again.

[@kingduck215]

Once a girl in my class said frogs were fish. We constantly made jokes about the thing she said for the entire rest of the year

[@TheMechanicalDude]

Get rekt they're called amphibians

[@TheMechanicalDude]

Wait why did I say this

[@AnomalousNormie]

"If you trust God, you'll remove your mask." I hate when people say shit like this. Like, these "Devoted" and "Loyal" people don't even read the bible. They don't fucking look. Because I will never forget there was a verse literally saying not to tempt God. Nowadays we say don't tempt fate. Same thing. Don't intentionally put yourself in harm's way for God/the Universe to save you. Let's be honest: _if you were a deity and someone was like "I'm gonna jump into this river of murderous carnivorous creatures, save me, okay" you'd let them die. You'd raise a brow, look at them, say "Do it" and then laugh at their stupidity_

[@Vexxy197]

This kid at my school said a bounce doesn’t count as a bounce if you put force into it. Say like you THROW something at the ground and it bounces up, according to him, it doesn’t count as a bounce cuz you put force into it. He’s 14

[@Broeckchen]

In defense of wasted buddy: I am on some medication and I basically get drunk INSTANTLY when I have alcohol and also sober up again in record time.

[@Guyys_1222]

Plot twist the person who got drunk of .25 mil of whisky wanted a bear hug

[@SoralTheSol]

Cowerker who was a grown adult and graduated highschool was convinced that the PH scale started at 0. When I explained 7.5 is PH nuetral and where the scale starts he backtracks and says no there are other PH scales.

[@paulperry9861]

I can totally relate to story 44 my dad was the same exact way, then he couldnt wrap his head around the fact i said no and how i didnt need to do a thing for strangers. 😂😂😂

[@Fr0zenNightmare]

At my very first job (where you learn it for some years to be a professional), this was in metal working, I just came into the company, boss yelled at me for about 7 or so minutes. I was the whole time thinking "what could he mean? I didn't do anything wrong in the last weeks". When he did a little breathing Pause I asked him "What exactly is the problem?" and he of course yelled again "About the door you guys made yesterday!!" and I said to him: "I wasn't even here yesterday, I had school". He just said "Oh", turned away and yelled at another worker for something different, no apology or anything

[@reallyseriously7020]

Geography class in high school. Teacher says if we ever get The Big One (Earthquake) some people think California will break off and fall into the ocean (it was a popular theory at the time). Girl raised her hand, "Wouldn't it just float? Like Hawaii floats." She seriously thought islands just floated in the ocean. It got really quiet for a minute or so. Teacher then tried to explain that islands were underwater mountains. The girl didnt get it.

[@SockerConny80]

I'm happy I never run in to people like in these stories because that would land me in prison for murder very quickly.

[@Foreign_Offical]

There was this kid in secondary school who would scream, yell, and stop kids from doing whatever they were doing because he thought they didn't have conditions or problems that stopped them from doing things so he would full on scream at people to prove they had conditions or problems like asthma diabetes epilepsy austism asperger's sometimes even if they spoke the same language or not the funny thing was they always proved it to him and at the end of it he would always say I hope that's not fake/stolen/a prop. Everyone disliked him he was sent out of class almost every week every day. Every lesson he did it to everyone no matter how old they were. Anyways, he was the most disliked kid, and he cried at the end of every arguments that he started and lost

[@ethantheethan7188]

one time a girl in my class said "I get gravity and all but how do people not just fall of the earth"

[@Reckyyy.]

Legend says that i fell asleep to this mans voice

[@MainlyFact]

😊😊

[@godsstrongestvvarrior]

quote of the day is ''the lion the witch and the audacity of this bish''

[@gabrielcuddy]

Numerous times, this teacher who didn't like me for some reason somehow "didn't receive and therefore couldn't grade" assignments that I handed directly to her. It also happens with another teacher now only i turn in his assignments online so there's even less excuse for it.

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

Working in the meat and seafood department of a grocery store. This lady had a dozen eggs. She came to me and asked me "Could you cut this(the egg carton) in half?". I told her eggs wasn't my department. I pointed her to the dairy and egg guy. The lady never came back.

[@Jaid4n_1]

One day I was at my child minders I said “thx” to her and then she replied with “you have some attitude it’s not thx its thank you” and then later on another child said “fuck” infront of her and she said nothing

[@loveladii69]

I also hate it when people think the word divorce is a playful word at your hand so when people say yes to the divorce they act like satan and all his demon came out to make you say yes

[@Sercil00]

Worked as a driver for (non-critical) medical patients. I was driving an old lady in a wheelchair from a clinic to her home. It was about a 20 minute drive over the highway, and her adult daughter would be coming along. The daughter immediately complained about my car, which was just a small van with two seats in the front and space for a wheelchair in the back. She expected a full-fledged ambulance van, which would allow her to sit next to her wheelchair-bound mother and look her in the face for the entire drive. Instead, she would have to turn around, and she complained that it would be uncomfortable for her to do that for 20 minutes. I asked her why she needed to constantly be facing her mother for this short drive, but she acted like that was too dumb of a question to warrant an answer. She then crammed herself into the back of the van between the seat and the wheelchair and just squatted there to face her mother. She had nothing to sit on, no seatbelt and nothing to hold on to. I said I would not drive them like this, because it would be illegal and insanely dangerous and I'd be held liable. She just repeated "DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL BE HELD LIABLE!!" Ok... so you made my point for me? "Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it." You're asking me to risk your health, your mother's health, my freedom and my future for less than 50 cents, which is about 1/12 of minimum wage today. I'm not that invested in your staring contest fetish.

[@BodyByBenSLC]

I got another one. Few years ago I am managing a small apartment complex. I hire an 18 year old girl as a grounds keeper. I only employed her for 90 days in that time, I could write a book how she messed up, lied and just didn't understand how jobs worked. I will give you my "Favorite" example.I say to her I need you to go mow the grass. I see her out the window pushing mower back and forth. End of the work day comes I get in my car and as I pull out I realize she only mowed in front of windows where I could see her. She left rest of property untouched.