What You Didn't Know About Diddy

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Hey friends this week I wanted to share my thoughts on Diddy, the fallout so far from his scandal, and why things have taken so long to come out about him. I don’t mention Meek Mill, his beef with 50 cent, or all of the Diddy lawsuits because I wanted to wait until I learn more and we find out how a few more things play out.
I also talk about how I love when couples fight and one of the most epic ones I’ve seen in a long time. We’re not talking like a love is blind tiff either this is the full on insanity you’d expect from a reality show like cheaters or if Love Island got more ratchet.
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Video Directed by Eric Shepard
Recorded at Funny Bone in Albany, NY

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

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[@joshuaholmes3419]

What's the name of the song at the end of your videos?

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

I wish you the success of Chappelle, or Rock.

[@dehannadaughtry4397]

When you come to Pittsburgh in October will you be performing at the Improv?

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

Come to Sacramento or Lincoln’s Thunder Valley in California please❣️

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

You know why they raided, he got Obama and Big Mike on tape with kids😮

[@mashbrown8622]

"Bad rapper incredible villain"...He's the reverse MF Doom.

[@drudru8811]

ofc another DOOM fan is watching josh johnson 💀

[@spliffdelakong5422]

MF DOOM!!!

[@michaelamos2638]

First and last up to play yourself like accordion

[@MRKOCAINN]

RIP to MF DOOM. The Danger Doom album was 🔥

[@ceedubelu]

Norman Osborn?

[@affnt]

This is the only person I need to hear the news, the gossip, the hot takes from. You are so unbelievably talented & get better every year! ❤❤❤

[@lya77]

Same. Especially true if you’re not even in the US

[@RPWhitworth]

You got like 10 straight seconds of laughter a couple times there. That was incredible

[@stellviahohenheim]

It isn't a hot take of everyone is saying it

[@numoniebaby]

💯 facts

[@Myron90]

Really tho, his frequent standups are a strong contender for big name late night shows.

[@voiceofgosh]

Came for the Diddy drama, stayed for the hot pocket murder. His timing was inpecable😂😂😂

[@Nope-w3c]

America needs this. Not just comedy, but he's actually nuanced and educating people about the context. This is so great. Reminds me of Jon Stewart.

[@AureliusAmbross]

Hes a writer for the today show so might even work with stewart directly!

[@jenniferlaynemusic]

Awesome. I would have enjoyed him much more than Trevor Noah.

[@amandahawker]

​@@jenniferlaynemusicHe did write for Trevor Noah on the Daily Show. He's been a writer on the show since 2017.

[@jenniferlaynemusic]

@@amandahawker Yeah, but as a front man I like him more.

[@ArmyWolves]

Indeed he is very talented... He also reminded me of Dave Chapelle's humor and commentary on various issues

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

The man truly understands "long-form joke" telling! Not only funny, he is often saying something meaningful, Chapelle-style. I hope he gets that big.

[@rugr82day]

Yes, Josh is tuning into a great storyteller.

[@ms0824]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@SlickDangler10]

Man I swear I was thinking he has some Dave Chappelle mannerisms and timing. Amazing set glad I clicked to see my first set of his

[@BhloodBhlood]

Dave Chappelle is a puppet. Josh a lil funnier den Dave kuz Josh not a hollyweirdo like Dave industry puppet Chappelle

[@chocolaterose3483]

Was literally just thinking his style reminds me of Chapelle.

[@PaigeHankins28]

The day Diddy's home got raided and all that shit happened, all I could think of was "man, I can't wait for Josh Johnson's set about this".

[@abiola33]

You know!!

[@kblow223k2]

Exactly 😂😂

[@Potent3]

Man wait for the other comedians 😅

[@tashuys]

Same 😂

[@skubiebone2006]

Exactly

[@mikebreedlove2538]

Josh is highly respected in the comedy circle. He doesn’t steal jokes, can take you on a 10 minute laughing journey, then kills it at end . Definitely worth going out and seeing his act . ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@asherteddington1694]

I like him too but there's definitely a joke in there that he got from Bill Burr.

[@courtneyhuntington5262]

The Diddy Saga will make one hell of a Law and Order, SVU, and Organized Crime episode.

[@kathiehoss3926]

OMG YES!!!

[@danishamcclendon]

They'll make a few episodes

[@dlxinfinite801]

"clang..clang"...In the criminal justice system, the People are represented by..."

[@adamruss656]

it'll be a crossover event

[@doloresbriseno2567]

The hot pocket story will be in 911 for sure.

[@danterose6673]

This dude updates me more on current events than national news coverage 😂😂.

[@kimberlymastin5857]

Yeah me too lol 😂😂

[@PsychoKupcake]

If I don't watch him, I have no damn clue what's going on in the world.

[@macmuhnpro]

Truths!!! I tell everyone .. u keep ur cnn; I get all My news from comedians!!!!! 🎉❤

[@susansavage9717]

Facts 🌟

[@PaulGoodchild_PHD]

He is so damned timely with his comedy. I don't remember another comedian doing this in my 50 years.

[@maureenmcandrew8889]

I came here for Diddy and stayed for the hot pocket 😂

[@JesterquestYT]

Lmao same that was so funny I started coughing

[@KamikazeSOF2]

This guy pulls off long form jokes so damn well.

[@Palemagpie]

As a wise man once said. "Its perfectly legal to store a harddrive in a Crawlspace.... but that fact is not itself an explanation"

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

Hahaha so true

[@user-dh3qc3pq3g]

That Diddy bit was hella funny, but the chick slinging the hot pocket out of its sleeve like an ancient weapon was epic!😂😂😂

[@mrhooke_gamer4077]

The hot pocket was crazy!!!

[@18Hongo]

I'm just saying... If the ancient Greeks had had hot pockets, Marathon would have been over a LOT faster.

[@milliondollarshaft]

You need to check out his joke where he trolls the KKK. It's too funny!!

[@Deamons64]

The second he said "another hot pocket" I almost fell off my chair

[@no_peace]

I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna throw up

[@LJY08]

"...all the homes and the homies" 😂😂😂

[@kingayy9267]

They left no stone unturned.

[@alisha_madariaga]

This is what I scrolled down for;) I didn’t have to scroll far. lol

[@etcetc6790]

Btw, Bali is not a country, but he's right, the US doesn't have extradition treaty with Indonesia. But we don't want any villain setting up homes here. 😂

[@bonniemaze3163]

🎉Epic one liner!🤣

[@Juugo211]

2:05

[@hem9483]

bros delivery on "like an ancient weapon" absolutely killed me

[@honestlysis]

“Horrible rapper, incredible villain” took me out 😭😭😭 P.S. Does anyone else want a Hot Pocket now?! Lol

[@MagicSwordKing]

Oh my god the laughter after the first “Diddy” The catharsis is real.

[@shariarrahman7562]

I swear it felt like old Chappelle

[@jlscott3102]

​@shariarrahman7562 YES, that laugh was definitely Chappelle! I was looking for this comment, even what he said after was just like something Chappelle would say!

[@kathiehoss3926]

He is amazing

[@MrsDesireeAC]

That part is my favorite! ❤

[@mrydobon]

It is great seeing a young comedian killing it with pure standup, not just crowd work. This set was tight and absolutely hilarious.

[@VictoriaSobocki]

He always slays

[@rhondasisco-cleveland2665]

He’s starting to remind me a little of Dave Chappelle.

[@skribulz7]

It’s not that other comedians only do crowd work, it’s that they only share crowd work online. Usually comedians travel the country repeating the same jokes and once that tour is over they can release it online and start from scratch again. So once they post their stand up routine to KZbin, they typically never perform those jokes at a live show anymore. Doing crowd work allows comedians to have constant content online without burning their live material too soon.

[@magik410]

​@rhondasisco-cleveland2665 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 for this comment alone you are funnier than this guy. Standards of comedy has dropped, HARD.

[@abenezerpetros938]

Ngl, that's a lot of shade to throw

[@silverwings8127]

I’ve watched a few of Josh’s KZbin clips and finally realized that what raises his level of comedy is that he’s a great storyteller. He also educates as he tells his jokes. I enjoy his routines thoroughly.

[@samsmithjr]

She came at him with a loaded hotpocket... that's diabolical 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ethiokarate1]

Couples fight story was elite 😂 "like an ANCIENT weapon" "Like she'd done it before!" 😂😂😂😂

[@SkullsAndSugar]

My favorite part lol

[@therealdeal3672]

Yes! Freaking hilarious! 😂

[@sailincat2822]

Sounds like she been practicing when he wasn't home. Guy comes home, she has a picture of him on the wall, and in her hand, a hot pocket sleeve with a rolled up damp washcloth or whatever in it. Like a western gun slinger, in one smooth invisibly quick motion, she hits his pic dead center. Turns to him and says in a stone cold voice, "I'm just as accurate with a hot pocket, so watch your mouth."

[@keeleycarrigan]

Love this line. For some reason his pitch and intonation made me think of Heath Ledger Joker haha 😂

[@Libbathegreat]

An atlatl 🤣🤣

[@dcoderjr]

I used to be the regular police. They would have us watch their equipment while they did raids. We spent the whole time asking them what their different tools are that our departments cant afford. It was comical to us and we played our parts like the comic reliefs we were

[@Petty-Bech]

💀

[@thatgirlthinksshesbad8311]

lol I guess there’s levels to everything. 😂 y’all local celebrities though 😂

[@blasianking4827]

Good thing y'all cant afford it because we really don't need local PDs being militarized

[@dcoderjr]

@blasianking4827 I'm not a cop anymore. I sold out and followed money to corporate America. Police work is an under appreciated job that everyone has strong opinions about before asking questions or evaluating data. I worked Baltimore City. Baltimore is not a place for traffic cops. Back then daily we were doing police work. We had to deal with barricaded suspects, do raids, and deal with active shooters who had far more fire power than us and we just had handguns when I was there. We didn't even have ballistic shields anywhere to be found when those types of incidents happened. When the riots happened part of the problem was none of us had riot gear to start properly managing the riots. It takes about a week to mobilize the national guard and federal law enforcement doesn't handle any of the local issues I mentioned. So, local cops probably don't need all that equipment on them all the time, but they should have access to equipment to handle all the responsibilities that fall on their roles IMO.

[@sepomwangala7616]

😂😂😂😂

[@Spurioushamster]

The delivery of the line "like an ancient weapon" got me rolling

[@gingermariska198912]

This is real comedy,no cursing ,no vulgar,just pure funny story telling,with great punchlines.

[@naijaplayer]

Oh snap, this is like the second or third video of his I’m watching now and I’m just realizing this! Good catch. I think he might’ve cursed a bit in his “Explaining the Drake Kendrick beef to white people”, but I think it was mostly quotes of lyrics

[@Tae_Hyun0.0]

The best three things about Josh 1. His timing/cadence on point 2. His comedy so relatable 3. His material is always fresh Just saw him the other month at Levity Live. Only one who genuinely made me laugh. He had a bit about a guy getting shot in the head and still going out instead of going to the hospital. I honestly don’t even how he made it funny, but he works magic. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JOSH!

[@BrianDMorton]

He posted that set a few weeks ago. So good

[@0e0]

he approaches things with empathy

[@deemoe7301]

I just love this guy!

[@eastvandb]

Also, I think he has a wide ranging curiosity, so he makes connections that most of us wouldn't even think of, but once we hear them, they're perfect.

[@TCt83067695]

​@@BrianDMortonoh man I must've missed that one. Lemme go check it out rq

[@user-bd6ve5ib9p]

"hes the one who taught him his abc's" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kevin-wb5jl]

Just when I thought Jim Gaffigan had said all we needed to say about hot pockets, Josh comes in and levels up! 😂 🔥

[@milliondollarshaft]

That's hilarious 😂

[@TheSlackerNamedJack]

"This is what it means to go further beyond"

[@delilahbelle2125]

Caliente pocket!

[@morgantaylor517]

If you know you know

[@SimonSez83]

The pace. The poise. The zen timing is just spectacular. I would listen to you all day. I would listen to you reading children books. You land the jokes soooo smoothly. I love everything about your comedy. I hope you really blow up.

[@tonis5140]

"Legally, it's required" sent me. I'm such a nerd

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Drekromancer]

Gotta cover your ass when you make public statements about assholes. As a comedian, I bet he learned that one from experience.

[@kimlr-herring]

Yeah, me too 😂😂😂

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Only the best kind of nerd ~

[@naijaplayer]

Haha same! I have friends who will drop “allegedly” in conversations at the funniest things, nothing illegal but maybe just things ppl might not want to admit to 🤣

[@sheenawilliams3131]

"Let me leave before I witness a murder." 😂

[@TempestuousKnickers]

I never know what to expect from Josh, but weaponized Hot Pockets are a whole new level of terrifying hilarity. 😂

[@Akjugo]

Wait till yall hear about them honey buns

[@beatdizzy]

I BET the dude in the story had already burnt the girl in the story. If we can track them down... I bet.

[@violette010]

All hot pocket eaters know he's not lying 😅

[@WillBravoNotEvil]

If Josh had a pause, looks at the audience, "somebody throw me a tag" I _KNOW_ *weaponized* would have been in there 😂

[@hellfish2309]

“…like an ancient weapon…” 👌😆😆

[@innnews6299]

This man will be famous and has his own Netflix specials some day. His creativity, story-telling, timing and delivery are all top-notch. Got a new subscriber and a fan now.

[@lanaanynamewilldo217]

Same! Dude is awesome!

[@marywatson3752]

From your mouth to God's ear...

[@minirth.maggie]

I spent yesterday recovering from hitting my head and i listened to Josh all day. Love this guy so much.

[@All_Loves_Lost]

Hope you’re feeling better-!

[@truGEMini01]

Great idea! Laughter is healing. Hope you’re well :)

[@Bluehaze]

Hope you’re feeling better man ❤

[@kashxkai2490]

Hope you feelin better fr💜

[@Ati0425]

From the southern side of the continent, wishing you’re feeling better :)

[@gigiroelant7299]

He feels relatable without trying too hard to be. And the way he uses pauses and tangents to add emphasis without losing momentum. 🎉

[@ellanina801]

Also, I love his facial expressions.

[@monpayscanada]

@@ellanina801 he is so f**king handsome I sometimes miss the joke, I can’t be the only one.

[@ellanina801]

@@monpayscanada ​​⁠ You are 💯 not the only one who’s obsessed with how handsome he is, I see lots of comments like that (cuz I’m a troll 😹)… actually I keep expecting one of the thumbnails to be of him on a “Teen Bop” cover 🤣. I do think that he’s more like the good guy that the fake nice guys try to pretend to be. I think (based on his public persona) that it’s good for people to be driven to strive for someone like Josh to be their “dream boy”, or for younger guys to strive to embody some of his traits (like he seems not to participate in anything manosphere related). I’d actually love to hear what his partner has to say-coming from ACEs circles, I just have this parasocial suspicion that he’s a really kind and relatively healthy partner. For me tho it’s definitely more about the stuff coming out of his brain, and the way it’s presented, that I’m obsessed with. Im an activist, so some of what he says is a healing cloud of fluff in my anti-DEI state. I do admit that sometimes, I’m inclined to pull my art supplies out and start drawing because his eyes are like perfectly symmetrical, and the shape and the way they set on his face - he is very blessed… he’s definitely a beautiful subject in those ways! 💜💜💜

[@thejoshthat]

What is this AI notes?

[@ellanina801]

@@thejoshthat when in the matrix 🤷🏼. Beep boop beep boop 🤖 0001101110

[@Anna-wd8ox]

I feel like he is the only comedian who keeps his sets updated with the times. Like bro IS the news😂 give him his own daily show so I can actually watch the news

[@drphot6050]

Definitly one of the few that does

[@rainbomg]

lol he’s a writer for the daily show

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@rainbomgIs he? I’d love to hear more about him. He’s incredible ~

[@krishill30]

I was just thinking he would be awesome on the Daily Show. 😊

[@lellyt2372]

He is eminently funny and it is a pleasure to not have to mute or pause when my kids come in the room cause of cursing or inappropriate words. This man needs a Netflix show immediately !

[@TheReetsb]

“Like an ancient weapon.” Josh’s levels and juxtaposition through simple, yet descriptive phrasing is brilliant. 😂❤🙏🏾

[@indoorroamer]

When my boss asks me "how are you doing today" gonna respond with "better than Diddy!" from here on out

[@mikeallosso]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@samanthaspeaks4206]

Me too!!!

[@mikelee9516]

😂😂😂

[@estherlord6330]

😂🤣

[@barrythick6196]

Your boss "how do you mean, better than diddy?" You "well im still getting away it unlike him" 😂

[@trublgrl]

I have never seen this man before, I don't know how long he's been doing comedy, but DAYUMM, he is good. His observations, his mannerisms, the fact that he's not afraid to take time and tell a story. His face, his demeanor, he's phenomenal at this job. Thanks Josh.

[@mfcmxtt6490]

First time for me too. I am so delighted to now know him and will binge watch his channel.

[@keetasingletary]

You're in for a treat. I found his videos a few years ago when he had a perfect Afro and I've been here for the ride ever since.

[@daphne201239]

He's been one of my favorites for a few years! I'd love to see his show in person. 🤞🏽

[@janisg7409]

I love his voice, too! 😊

[@kathiehoss3926]

I love this kid hes amazing!!

[@feralbluee]

Again - I absolutely love this kid. The bit where the guy was accused and says he didn’t do it - how much do you want. . . Pure genius.

[@fords_nothere_100]

Johnson been doing great segments on the The Daily Show, but these standup clips are seriously good. Pro delivery, really strong smooth voice, thoughtful bits, but not overly serious...ever. And I'd wager he's only going to get better.

[@Tashana1105]

I was at this show in NY and it was my first time hearing him and I am a new fan. I laughed so hard the entire time!!! I'm glad my daughter asked me to go with her. ❤😊

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you both for coming

[@crystalmasters8582]

Could you be any more awesome?! Thank you for what you do​@@JoshJohnsonComedy

[@msashleyknox9354]

Me too❤

[@anthonysutter1078]

For a minute I thought you were talking about a Diddy concert🤣

[@Tashana1105]

Lol ​@@anthonysutter1078

[@user-bd6ve5ib9p]

"it was the sleeve of a hot pocket " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lashundamartin7777]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kathleensullivan4547]

😂that was sooo good 😂

[@sda2093707]

Yes! That part took me out.

[@zerjiozerjio]

You’re simultaneously the most intelligent and approachable comedian I’ve heard in years. I was howling at the hot pocket juice bit and how you dragged it for as long as humanly possible. Well done!

[@indigonai1565]

I love the way he sets up and leads into his jokes n casually drops his punchlines following some incredible pantomime type theatrics. Phenomenal story teller

[@ladybugleelee3215]

“I’m not even part of y’all love” took me out 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@andthangsinc.8049]

Josh takes his time. I like this. He's not rushing to get the punchline. The man is being himself, and the punchlines are just there..effortlessly. A masterclass in comedy can be taught off his style. This is the art of communication that we all have the potential for. Give that man some roses for me, please 🙏🏾

[@mfcmxtt6490]

beautifully put. Very true.

[@nannielson7790]

YES!! His comedic timing is epic! When John Steward does finally hang it up (don't get me wrong, I LOVE that Mr. Stewart is back), I really hope Josh takes over... He's the only one I want to hear the news from (especially the CRAZY news). The Hot Pocket bit sent me over the edge... 😂😂😂 And this is CLEAN comedy! Give this man... whatever he wants!

[@isittechno5116]

He reminds me of the young chappelle

[@jarvindriftwood]

He's such a great storyteller.

[@camouflagejumpsuit]

🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

[@anthonyhughes2086]

50+ year old Brit here that is a new subscriber. This man is seriously funny. Best take on Diddy I've watched/heard after the avalanche of shorts/tiktoks the algorithms have thrown at me. 😂

[@haalfnhaalf]

I genuinely watched that hot pocket part at the worst possible time and as I took an enormous sip of water, I knew that if I didn't do this spit take I will actually die of asphyxiation as i hold back my laughter. I spat about half a can of coke's worth of water directly on the floor. Thank you for helping me mop my kitchen floor.

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

Well said! “A terrible rapper and an incredible villain!” 🤣🤣

[@mel2d2]

I’m not black, but I am a 90’s hip hop kid, and I’ve been waiting on this for decades. Since Pac. His connections are so broad, it’s wild. So, no one talked. You can’t go to the police when they’re part of the problem.

[@SavageGreywolf]

Everyone talked, just no one talked to the cops. If you were into the musical zeitgeist at all in the 90s-00s you knew Diddy was a monster. People have been saying that he arranged Tupac's murder since day 1.

[@smartmarketing173]

I saw a video where the cops were told at LEAST once, 5 years ago…one of the sex workers hired by diddy was under arrest for burglary at a hotel, and he mentions Cassie in his arrest statement. Maybe both crimes occurred in that hotel (a twofer?! Man was busy👀) IDK, but there you go.

[@mel2d2]

@@SavageGreywolf can I get an, Amen?!

[@mel2d2]

@@smartmarketing173 Jonathan Oti. He’s currently missing. It’s such a mess. He actually shot up the hotel, to retaliate against cops who were there, for covering things up. Tisa Tells has the whole interview.

[@manchesterunitedno7]

@@SavageGreywolf Pretty sure Diddy offed Biggy to. For financial gain reason. You know, rapper selling more when they are dead, better yet gangster related.

[@makethatlimedrop]

"Like an ancient weapon" @15:37 just made me lose it

[@BKloster81]

This dude is crushing in his Daily Show segments. Kills me every single time. Can't wait to see you live soon, JJ!

[@nessanova8596]

You’ve quickly become my favourite stand up comedian, Josh! Thank you for letting us in on all the fun!!

[@DuchessDaywalker-rh8oj]

HOT POCKET JUICE MUST BE STUDIED 🤣

[@christilynfranklin100]

That joke was comedic GOLD 😂😂😂

[@am5790]

a classic ....🤣🤣🤣

[@roundtwo3321]

🤣😆🤣Hot Pocket Juice!!!🤣😆🤣

[@tintinismybelgian]

The molecules of the HP liquid are getting heated by the microwave energy, but because it has no holes to escape easily and transform into gas, it's just trapped in the pastry as a super-heated liquid--kind of the same principle as what goes on in a pressure cooker.

[@shawnese1]

Next level 😂😂😂

[@user-qj1hq2qu8c]

I can’t believe I just found this channel. The only way, I will digest current events, from now on! 🙌🏾

[@ethanharvey3111]

The hot pocket bit did it for me. Didnt expect to hear another truly classic hot pocket joke in my lifetime.

[@AnaSilva-ry5fu]

My favorite news Anchor 😂❤

[@ragantate3995]

That part

[@autumneagle]

9:00 the other way to know is that no one has been protesting this either. OJ had entire legions of black families rooting for him to beat the charges, every time a black man of import gets arrested the community is up in arms about unjustified actions. But with Diddy, just crickets. A collective nod.

[@lauriebriggs9705]

OJ did not deserve being “ rooted for”. He was a double murderer and walked free due to a stupid jury.

[@wetsponge175]

When the gun incident happened back when Diddy was with Jennifer Lopez, she left him so quickly, and I don't think I've ever heard her talk about him since. That was a clue. I wonder what she knew if anything, but it should have opened up a lot of eyes like it did mine.

[@jacobusveeger5641]

Love this, came here after his spot on explanation of the Kendrick Drake feud. Dude is a true gem

[@williamcrowe2576]

I never knew Hot Pockets could be weaponized, but here we are.

[@whispersmith]

They were weaponized against the general public from their inception

[@vauni98]

Gotta add Hot Pockets and Popeyes biscuits to the list of weaponized consumables 🤣🤣

[@williamcrowe2576]

@@vauni98 Popeyes biscuits are THAT hot?

[@vauni98]

@@williamcrowe2576 nope, but they're notoriously known as one of the driest things on the planet. They could at least be used to suffocate somebody (if no drinks are available)🤣

[@nikistevenson1550]

Who was the comedian that told the story about Popeyes biscuit guy dying?

[@arcangelk6815]

Diddy or diddn'ty?

[@oraeaton1682]

That's clever!!👍🏾😂

[@Adam-xi3vi]

😅😅😅

[@chillith926]

underrated comment 💀😂

[@TheTash4joy]

Toooo funny!! Good one!!

[@fitzpresents7289]

😂

[@patriciamorgan2501]

You deserve a Academy Award for this.

[@user-yi1id7ws2n]

"It was the sleeeeve of a hotpocket.." 😂😂😂

[@BlountedReality]

Currently dealing with an upper respiratory infection and the hot pocket reveal almost took me out! Laughed until I had a coughing fit 😂

[@justhereyeah1112]

Aww get well!

[@Kayrenar]

Me too (with the upper respiratory infection)! This was the wrong thing to watch. Feel better soon! 🤧

[@KelseyDrummer]

I had one in Feb! Best of luck!❤

[@LeftyPem]

The Daily Show needs to bring him on as a correspondent. Fantastic delivery and excellent breaking down news.

[@sailincat2822]

I would love to he Josh's take on a dangerously active news event as an on the scene reporter. "OMG! Did you see what just happened?! I'd love to give y'all more details, but I'm not getting any closer to this mess."

[@carriedream101]

They DID! He’s one of their new correspondents and according to google has written for them since 2017.

[@baronvonrouge6125]

Glad 😊 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 you 👌 ❤️ 😄 😀 😘 😊 actually typed out answer

[@carriesmith3494]

He is this week

[@lynnhettrick7588]

He’s been a writer there and now he’s been onscreen 2-3 times since Jon S has been back.

[@pimpsoda1]

This young brother is hilarious. His delivery, intelligence of storytelling, and timing are hilarious.

[@jackett17]

I loved the one person in the crowd that said "what?!" When he said he'll go on walks without airpods.

[@juliebethlenfalvy8460]

I’m dead 😵 “Like an ancient weapon.” 🤣

[@NoNo4ShoSho]

I can watch and listen to him all day 🤣

[@SANDSCORCHER]

That hot pocket bit probably had me laughing for longer than I’ve ever laughed at any one thing on this planet in all the time I’ve been here 🤔

[@fiqirtesfa5297]

I love his taunting laugh in the beginning

[@staciegirlgriot9592]

"Like an ancient weapon," took me out.

[@BrianLopez-dv7ep]

Supreme Truck Bodies had the same thing happen to them. "Your honor, my employees are lying about the work conditions, here's three million to shut them up".🤣🤣🤣

[@fortunado66]

This is my comic for the decade. I hope I get to see him live someday. Keep it going, Feed the brain and body. Feel positive.

[@melissali7423]

Started Trevor Noah’s podcast, and was pleasantly surprised that Josh is a staple on it. Love listening to you Josh!

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Thanks for posting -- gotta listen to that.

[@LSSYLondon]

"In the known universe there's four states of matter..." OMG ROTFLMAO

[@mcv2178]

As a physics fancier, I was so pleased someone remembered plasma for once!

[@NowUrJustIncoherent]

Such a good set, for me nothing beats the inflection when he says "ancient weapon" talking about the hot pocket. That's such a musical understanding of how to make something funny with tonality, I love it

[@nursingu6164]

I LOVE your intellect and the fact that you will do your research! I also love that you talk about things that nobody else is talking about. What I am enjoying so much about you lately is your restraint (language) because not all people want to be peppered with explicatives. Thank you and God bless and keep you safe. .

[@DJ-sv7xf]

My dog gets angry when I laugh because my belly shakes (which shakes him) but this was so full of belly laughs! Worth it!

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Well … keep watching him and keep your dog angry because it’s worth it 😂

[@sfullernj]

Omg same I laughed so hard urine flew out of me

[@CStuekey87]

Every week this man hits lol

[@grundlefairy]

Pause

[@dirtydeadz]

No diddy

[@Naturevsnurture86]

Just came across his video and I'm just so happy a comedian is epically perfectly narrating the absolute foolishness of the government

[@orbathealien8868]

My man basically got shot by a Plasma Pistol in the couple story 😂 this is my first time hearing your comedy and I am a big fan already. The Diddy skit was real as fuck.

[@michaelwilliams4604]

She lifted the hot pocket like an ancient weapon 🤣🤣

[@Trysaratop]

“Diddy’s dad taught him abc and stuff”😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucyespila3401]

Too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonhawkins6844]

No, Frank Lucas taught diddy's dad AB.C's

[@srideout91]

The police need to investigate his ex-wife’s death. The way she went was very suspicious. People have been saying it from day one including celebrities. I hope the FBI looks into it.

[@zoe-ml8cx]

They were never married just together

[@bluevillsplash]

They need to investigate all deaths near him

[@PhoenixRisingEra]

Right? Died of pneumonia as she’s about to expose human trafficking…just like Brittany Murphy dying from pneumonia right before she’s about to testify within a case involving our GOV. Healthy women under the age of 50 don’t just die of pnemonia living in a state that doesn’t have winters.

[@lesleyjones6230]

Many dead people around him.

[@aggydreams]

Tell wtf was Corey Gamble at her house the day she died. FYI he a trifflin Scorpio too. It ain’t adding up

[@kathymeeks2139]

I love this guy; polished, funny, and refreshing.

[@timeformore]

The hot pocket pain is real. I’ve definitely experienced it myself. This whole video is gold. Thank you!

[@mrhooke_gamer4077]

Like Lava! loved it.

[@TheBurnsClan]

People need to ask the important question, "Diddy? Yes he did." "Allegedly"

[@umbralember]

People forget he was the one who put the hit out on Pac

[@pausedforcyberbullying_]

@@umbralember no. l.a. gang warfare in a moment it was circumstances it wasn’t planned.

[@jamiechapman5142]

Allegediddy

[@umbralember]

@@pausedforcyberbullying_ nah even his inner circle has talked about it. It's not publicly confirmed but almost everyone in the rap industry knows.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@jamiechapman5142😂😂😂 brilliant

[@creativemuse33]

The Diddy part was a topic much needed to address and raise the awareness of, I hope the justice will be served soon. This is a topic I truly care about, so Thanks for talking about it Josh in such a humorous way and that how black people already knew before all of this, I actually didn’t know who he was😅. But that ancient weapon hot pocket part made me laugh so bad in a way I haven’t for quite a while, a relatable pain that no one wants to feel. Let’s pray for the victim of hot pockets 😂🤣

[@kmiknik4861]

The smile of wonder after hot pocket was everything 😂

[@LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

the homes and tha himies LOL

[@LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

homies*

[@ishmoose1]

That was good

[@killawofe]

So proud of you seeing you on the Daily Show 🥲

[@sailincat2822]

Josh needs to be on the Daily Show a lot more often! See if he will agree to join the guest host list.

[@dianeatpeace337]

He's a writer on The Daily Show since 2017 and made his on-screen TDS debut earlier this year.

[@raskassputin7408]

Finally someone besides Roy Wood who knows how to deliver a joke

[@andi.4pf]

I love Josh on the daily show and I know I’m late to the party but this is the first time I’m watching his stand up and I’m blown away. I almost don’t know how to describe it but it’s like the perfect mix of feeling like I’m having a conversation with a friend and absolute comedy gold 🥰

[@rohwynn]

I love this style of comedy.

[@xerk2945]

It's a hot pocket stand-up comedy revival and I'm here for it.

[@laurenm3148]

0:09 that deep laugh

[@vanessaw7325]

I actually don't eat hot pockets for this VERY reason. They get way too hot and I get anxiety trying to eat it.

[@morgantaylor517]

Omg sameeee!!!! Hot Pockets scare the hell out of me, I've never not burned myself.

[@JamesMontellato]

Damn, the seamless transition between bits was flawless

[@StargazingDragon]

I thought for sure it was a tazer, hot pocket didn't even cross my mind 😂

[@rochellelove3785]

I wasn't ready 😂